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I count them because it's easier. You'd probably just use anthropomorphic bug, because there's not really a popular term out there like furry or scalie.

I catch fireflies sometimes.

Theseius what team are you in Pokemon Go?

Fair enough.

Putting Will Smith in Suicide Squat was a mistake

They shoulda put Denzel Washington

It's not worth paying $17 for it

There's no fireflies here, unfortunately.

why?

That is unfortunate. They're breathtaking. So to keep our breath safe, we trap the little bugs in jars as prisoners.

I think you're a firefly.

Because you really light up my life. ♥

Because when/if I upgrade my phone, I'm going to something that can run it, for sure.

And I'm already level 5 from playing on my friend's tablet last night.

done

Can you actually keep them alive long enough to be a source of light?

That's sweet of you Rin.

so mine next :3

*do

Niceu

qt

Thanks, Love.
I hope it made you smile.

yes?

im a true canadian! i went for ice and her sihloutte was the cutest
even though i like teh kewl sharp pointyness of zapdoss i didn't like the sihloutte was a boy :\

Hey everyone

saved

Valour is more Canadian.
Come on now.

hey shiro

How's it going qt?

It put a smile on my face, thankyou.

no

They're not really bright enough to use as a source of light, and they blink on and off. You could get a jar of them to use as a signal if you were in pitch black or something I guess. They'd stay alive just fine for an evening and night until sunrise, probably. Never kept any longer than that.

Speaking of sunrise, I'm going to bed.

Should've picked Yellow..

chilled, playing dank souls and enjoying the breeze before i go out to do shopping

you?

You are very welcome.

You are the least patriotic.

I'm joining Nii-sama's team regardless, lol.

I already made my best friend choose it, so I don't really have a choice anymore.

Getting ready for work and wishing I was still in bed ;-;

:/
poor shiro

Don't talk to Qt she only wants to get inside your pants

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nope

he's a boy

no

My brother forced my hand too v_v
Think I would've joined red otherwise

Goodnight.

What's wrong with picking a boy?

Haha I'll be fine tho
How was your weekend?

*hugs* Missed you
How have you been?

The struggle is real

I mean, unless you live in, like, Nunavut, lol.

Well, it just means I need to get a flight there, and put things so strong you can't even in every gym, right?

i don't want boy

ice

In Nunavut, yeah.

Besides, why would you want to be such a conformist?
Game inherently has the most to do, and therefore the most enjoyment, if you pick the least popular team.

Was the same with Ingress.

You could do that, but I'm lvl 15 so it might take a while :c
China did something similar when it was releases in Japan.. they hacked their GPS to make it seem like they were in Japan and took a load of gyms with 2k+ CP Pokemon, when no one in Japan was even level 5 yet

But why?

3warm5me, spent most of it trying to stay cool
going outside the house was like stepping into a greenhouse for tropical plants

I walk a lot, so we'll see.
Go China.
Show them Japs what's up.

I can't wait for it to be 115f again today x.x

I don't think I have to play with acid this morning~

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Off to work
See you all later
Have a good day/night
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Boring.

no.

you're being rude.

i just picked something i like, and now you're being all judgmental about it.

because you posted rem

It's not judgmental if I don't actually care, Theseius.
It's a game, your choices are yours your own, and there's no reason to get in a tizzy when they don't overlap.

tata shiro

don't get in a tizzy then.

luka come play ow with us

I'm... not?

okay :)

:(

tired of living

saved :)

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gay

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im lonely

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At least spoiler that stuff.

Join a club, or something.

the only club i found was Holla Forums

lmao no

What manner of rampant degenarcy is this

You really are a special kind of fag.
Please >>>/go/
Like, >>>/go/ and stay >>>/go/

I somehow feel you haven't searched.
Clubs are universally a dime a dozen.

Heck, join martial arts courses, or something.
That's another way to make friends.

Or get into school.
Or get a job.

would you prefer it if i posted marty?

i have searched.

I'd prefer it if you kept it clean.

I'm a prudish cunt fag like that.

no can do

Filthy faggots should >>>/go/

Wandering around and looking for "We have a club here" signs isn't how you look for a club.

it didn't work :(

Back in my day we'd have this furfag burned to ash already

WHEN I WENT THERE, CANADORE HAD THIS CLUB CALLED THE CANADORE ZOMBIE DEFENSE FORCE.

I WANTED TO JOIN SO BAD.

Yeah, most clubs don't put big signs up everywhere.

Check any public bulletins in your city, sometimes people will advertise looking for membership on those.

My DM sometimes advertises our group on local online classifieds.
Some people still advertise in the paper, I think.

The only way you could just wander around and find clubs to join is, like, a few weeks at the start of post secondary education.

I don't actually care, though.
I'm about 86% sure qt picked up on that.

rin sama

lmao faggots

Me neither but its kinda boring around here and its at least something to rage at

E X T E R M I N A T E

i finally bought valkrie
and i have best ana skin now too with best end game pose

i don't live in big city
so no luck for me

Speaking of public clubs, there's this community garden in my city.
It's actually near where I live.

I considered joining it once in highschool.

(You)

The entertainment factor is lowered by the fact that there's almost no one here.
Also QT doesn't seem like he'd be fun to rage at, imo.

that reminds me, i need to buy eggs today
and bake bread
eggs on toast sounds like a nice supper

I don't either.
What's the population of your city?

I thought you liked cute stuff

People who were fun to rage at already left ages ago so hardly makes a difference

less than urs

doesn't work that way ur's is just a connected district

where as mine is a true northern remote isolated place

shrike was cheaper and unique
captain amara was kinda okay but meh imo

2011 Census of Population identified the total population of North Bay and area as 64,043, with 31,025 males and 33,020 females. The median age of North Bay residents is 42.9 years old and 85% of the population is over the age of 14.

Wow.
You'd think it'd be near impossible for me to find a group in North Bay.

Some people still around, or new to the threads, give some fun reactions when you just go off on them.

Some of them are just satisfying to bully.

Theseius.

Theseius.

Theseius.

North Bay is the district.
We are the seat of the Nipissing district.

There's only, like, 30k people in this district that aren't in the North Bay area.

OH MY GOD MY CITY HAS ITS OWN FLAG!?

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
WHY DID I NOT KNOW THIS SOONER!?

rekt
i told u so

last i heard here was at least 5K people maybe 8 now. (at most, max)

Any time someone's told me that, their city has had at least half again the population they've said.

Look it up, searching North Bay's population took me literally less than five seconds on google.

LOL.
ASTORVILLE AND CORBIEL AREN'T EVEN TOWNSHIPS.
THEY AREN'T ON MAPS.
THEY'RE JUST COMMUNITIES IN EAST FERRIS.

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

your place is over 7 times the size of my place
you have sooo much privilege
and opportunity
over 7x times as much of privilege over me by my estimates.

your population is 13 times more than mine

soooo much more opportunity for you than me.
i don't have the privileges you have there in a bigger place.

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this

you don't need a large population to walk into incoming traffic so why don't you do that

Lol.
That's not how that works.

I have almost literally no privilege, because I don't know anyone.
My only privilege is that I could return to hell if I so wanted.

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Pokemon Go

Panties are like Pokemon.

Gotta catch 'em all.

This totally reminded me that I'm neglecting my entire fucking fleet for a year now

shit

Ignoring the fleet of pantsu?

Gotta get 'em all, Jack.
Every last pair.

Complete the conquest of women everywhere.

Kancolle fleet
I started that shit before shitty gaijins even knew it existed
Gonna go check on them

more = more

cute

rest in peices nagato

I still have never played Kancolle.
Or watched it.
Or anything.

I wish I were around back your day

In this situation.
More does not equal more.

The majority of the population of the city of north bay is well beyond my age of comfort.

The only things this city can provide are retirement and education.

And I guess we have the Base, which used to house NORAD, but now it's just a military base.

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yeah we only have retirement here too

so i'm wayyy worse off than u

gotta git gud. I had play of the game recently as zenyatta and it was just me using his ult to keep a roadhog alive while the roadhog ulted.

i saw a mercy potg yesterday

You really aren't.

YOU'RE A ROAD HOD.
I BET YOU DRIVE TRUCKS FOR A LIVING.

those happen even more than zen ults. get a multirez and you've got an okay chance as long as nothing too crazy happens.

I haven't driven in years.

I'm content to help.

yeah, I'll bet you are.

Oh.

Real talk, though?
Fuck truckers.
Think they own the roads.

yes, they are quite arrogant.

Hey, who are you?

semantics

i still need to get a 5 rez

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cupcake

I still haven't gotten the 4 person. I've gotten 3 several times but 4 keeps eluding me.

don't make that face, it'll freeze like that.

-hugs the cup-

Hello Cupcake. Have we met before?

Taking up the entire fucking highway.
And why do they just all stick to the carpool lane, is that even legal?

Trying to pull that only makes it seem childish.
And not in a good way.

hello ika

can't say we have, but it's possible. my memory is pretty terrible sometimes. I only recently started coming around here again.

it's legal because they say it is. they own the road now. what are you going to do about it? they could crush your tiny car under their 18 wheels and it wouldn't even give them a flat tire.

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i've goten the ana pixel and mercy pixel

but not the cute sprays ;~;

i need to nano boost a reinhart right as he ults a whole team for that sweet sweet 4+ asissts on the nano boost
combo

no ones pulling.

Vaporeon is best oen

I tried to warn you

the cute sprays are lame anyway. pixel spray is where it's at for most heroes.

nano boosted reinhardt was a mistake. he's way too powerful.

disagree. sylveon, umbreon and espeon are.

Pixel spray is best.

I literally just said that squash

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no sulking

yeah
pixel cutest

It's nice to meet you Capcuke.

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You don't into competitive online battling do you

Once a week

the pleasure is all mine, I'm sure

not very often. I helped squash with some of his placement matches. I'll likely keep playing with him when we can get a big enough group together.

Lol who does that fucking losers

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The joke is that I do

Dummy

oh I got the joke.

you should try being funny next time

Boy I'm about to whoop your ASS on Alpha Sapphire

Try getting good

I can destroy anyone here except for Scoot

._.,

my team of six gardevoirs will win every match. they have literally no weaknesses.

six male gardevoirs. moveset: attract x 4

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that's a good skill to have

no sighing either

My Loppunny "Furry Bait" has something to say about that

lopunny is trash compared to gardevoir.

I wonder if Confuse Ray is still banned by Smogon...

Smogon ruined online battling so I don't do it anymore

they banned confuse ray? wow. that's just stupid. a fair amount of their bans make some kind of sense, but that does not.

Well I mean it kinda does counter it in pretty much every way but still

bg shit team

exactly.

if you can't deal with parafusion you don't deserve to be playing. literally just get good and stop flinching while also avoiding hurting yourself and being completely paralyzed when that serene grace pokemon keeps headbutting you.

Genji is retarded.

Nightmares.

Some faggot told me Scarf Starmie wasn't "viable" anymore after I swept his whole team with it

Smogon was the worst

winston.

git. gud.

I remember playing on there with the random battle feature and it was hilarious how upset people got.

For what purpose

speedy bubblebeam

Was a jab at Boo.

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I see.

The worst part was when everyone had the exact some OU Pkmn with the same move set for MONTHS

Revenge killer~

I drive an APC, thanks much.

Put is a better word.
I'm running on coffee rn.
Probably until I run to the mall, or otherwise take my walk.

Work, bye

It's Gen1 Misty all over again.

I mean, I GUESS.

LOLI FLEET RECLAIMED

Nice get

NICE

Pedo

yeah. that's kind of how competitive works in any game though. meta gets locked in and stale super fast.

you drive a pc? you can't drive those rin, those are for gaming and internet and stuff.

bye colby.

I also need to leave. see you after work.

People need to learn to be original, that's how I got so good at battling

God damn it... bye.

I should scrap the titty monsters and leave only the flat chested ships alive
Look at this repulsive shit

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I can't remember if that line is meant to be flattery.

Running to the mall.

An armored personnel carrier.

Military auction an bets.

I would hug a goggles irl

I can't speak or read this for shit

I would punch a soto irl.

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I would hug Goggles IRL.

I should really not check threads after I say I'm leaving.
Gone for real, I'm all dressed 'n' shit. No more responses until I >>>/go/

lemme see how you dress yourself irl when you go out

Im going to judge you super hard

Dont worry.
You are all losers.

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Good mornyan~

sup welma, how's life?

howdy

Gettin' there, man. Hope you're doing well.

Heya, Sabby.

Dead in here.

What exactly is wrong with big sloppy wet tits?

You're going to trip

White people

:(

I'd try to bring it back, but I've been playing video games for approximately 16 hours and my brain is pure mush and I'm liable to fall asleep at any time.

That's way too much vidya x_x

Everything

My wrist agrees with you. I can see how easy it is to get carpal tunnel if you're not careful.

I can post porn 'till it's active.

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Are you a reaper main?

Muscle daddies.

:(
bored lonely overwatch
...so i just pushed the exit game button...

Why?

He's only my fourth most played hero. Today was my first time really playing him.

But I played him for about seven hours straight. Guess I'm a reaper main now.

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Downright disgusting.

Fur is best.
No doubt.

I use the El Blanco skin so it's less edgy.

♥

It doesn't get any better.

im jelous
:(
you have a mall?!
wow... lucky...

I've consulted multiple professionals on this matter and they disagree with your hypothesis.

???

because olde Holla Forums groomed me that way
I'm a man of traditions

I originally wanted to play but have to lay claim to the boat harem

You consulted idiots.

How dare you call my finger puppets and invisible friends idiots?

Alice said you left Mion because she grew up and her tits were too big

Is that true?

It's all cringe.

Goodnight.

Man, I like how playing him feels, I don't care that's he a goth middle-aged Mexican man, I'm just trying to get play of the games and gold medals.

Later

I kicked her the fuck out because she was an annoying incompetent useless cunt and I would have fucking cut her head off and take a shit in it unless that moron fucks the hell off.
In all honesty.

Don't lose any up your butt~

God, I wish you'd warned me a couple minutes ago.

yay direct deposit is set up

Need me to fish it out?

at least youre having fun

...if only i had freinds. :(

Don't worry about it. It can't hide forever, it has responsibilities and a family of fellow finger puppets to feed.

I want friends too :(

qq

Stop bitching about nobody playing with you and just ask someone to play.
This is why I refuse to play with you, Luka.

Hopefully it finds a way out soon.

Nah, bullshit. Being alone is the most fun thing
I can introduce you to the game if you want, perfect to piss away time

Welma is a neato babeeto

M-more like a poor snore :(

funny pic :)

nah... kancolle to complicated for me
i think i'll take a nap maybe...

Bitches get seasonal skins and shit
10/10

buy me a ukelele

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About an hour of headache, rest is routine but your call
Have fun : ^)

More like a fine-ee pinetree

What do I get in return?

cute videos of me playing the ukele

Loco youre not even a trap

whats wrong with you

i am a trap

youtube.com/watch?v=w_DKWlrA24k

Scoots, pls :(

/shower

In trap outfit?

Please? Please make me a cup of tea?

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Do you look like this?

my cock's a lot bigger than that and i have trouble not getting an erection in such a situation

i mean fuck i have an erection now so

-snuggles under the sheets with you-

I mean...she is very good-looking... couldn't you just see passed her personality?

-follows-

LOL NO

Never could, I'll leave such girls to male bonobos to have fun with

Well

Dammit Sabrina, get back here and offer thine anus as a sacrifice to me so that I may destroy it.

How is this strategy workin out for you

It did a few days ago.

i have a hard time getting it to stay in the panties a lot of the time

H2O SHOULD BE BANNED

Share. For science

You are really determined for sure

ask sabs if i'm allowed

She genuinely loved you, Jack

Post picture of panties.

Hm. Don't worry. I am.

-clings to-

Just below that of Steel beams being melted by jet fuel

My favorite hoodie is black, but my favorite pants are a dark navy blue. I have black jeans, but my navy cargos are more comfortable. I also tend to wear my black hat, so when the cooler months hit I am known to often rock all-black, but it's the summer so I have my beige khaki shorts and lighter colors so that I don't die from heatstroke.

100 degrees Celsius, or 212 degrees Fahrenheit.

Yeah, whatever, man.
Just because I won't conform to your rules you feel the need to slap a label on me!

You don't know my pain!

Pls mindbreak me till I aheago

I have the cutest puppy in the world

Hooray, an american who knows their imperial system!
Still, you said Celsius first. Because it's the only proper way.

Is the hat a fedora?

The jet fuel was already lit on fire and can easily melt beams

I'm going to take all those clothes off of you and have my way with your body

EMO

No, it's a tuque.

Or you americans would call it a beanie.
I've showed you before.

Why you being weird with me lately?

I've never really gotten close to the point of heatstroke, actually.

The only time I really even sweat is if I bring my backpack.
So if I can coax my friend to come to the MTO with me, I'd be able to rock all black without anything.

But because I had my backpack earlier, I put my sweater in the wash.

I'm Canadian, Chiri!
I always have been!

You know this!

I need to wear clothes as dark as my heart so you can tell I have issues.

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The full moon influences my emotions

gah..i laughed too hard to that

Oh, man it's sunny out x_x

I really ought to start using m-muh parasol

/blog

Then you cheated at the mind-breaking question meant for americans who would not know the boiling point of water offhand!

212 F

What are you, a fair maiden?

I usually always have a jacket of sweater on.
But it's really disgusting out, so if I run up to the MTO later, I'll probably just wear a longsleeve Tee.

So did I, actually.

I didn't actually know the conversion to Fahrenheit offhand.

The full moon was last wednesday.

Should be "impossible"

Are you not?

Ah yes, that's probably for the best since you can't tan, being a ginger and all.

watch where you're going punk..

I'd like to think so lol

I just wanna be pale.

I had a good tan one summer out of my 26 years :/

Overall I burn more than tan, tbh

I'll fix that later.

I'm drinking nothing but soup to avoid vomiting everywhere, a maiden I am not.

Do what I do, be sick for 3 days straight, always pale, and lose loads of weight.

let's not forget that tardigrades can survive the vacuum of space as well as nearly -272 C, close to absolute zero.

Like, they are still comfortable at that temperature. But any closer to absolute zero and they finally die.

It's like a thousand degrees outside, you're crazy

Well it's power is still lingering over me..
Sorry for being creepy

-stole your wallet and keeps walking-

Yus. Turning the shade of a cooked lobster is never a good thing :(

The problem is that I cannot be sick because jobs.

bledgh

You've always been creepy. At least you're consistent.

I bet Chiri's asshole is warm as hell.

Hope you get well soon.

I also skip tan and just burn.
And burns are uncomfortable.

All these false flags
10th crusade soon.

about 98.6 F

Hot.

That just so happens to be the boiling point of Squash's knot.

I would love to have a knot...in my ass.

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I'm not going to ask why somebody would render in full detail a picture of two dogs taking a selfie while jerking off.

Speaking from experience?

Here, have this instead.

The worst part is that it was clearly done by a good artist.

And he chose to draw two dogs taking a selfie while jerking off.

Nope. Just an uneducated guess.

The worst part is FURRIES

I could post loli, but I remember that stuff sucks.

That isn't any better.
Doesn't do it for me.
But hey, to each their own. I understand that you have your kinks, and you're allowed your freedom of expression.
Isn't the internet great?

yep, so it's still good art.

No fucks given, first time I actually block/delete somebody from everywhere, simply don't want to bother anymore, at all, ever.

I had a job once, and then they decided 'Lol, no work for you'.

Me too, I really wanna get outside and buy some food, but that requires for me to leave for outside and I feel too weak for that.

I need milk, soda, bread and tinfoil.

I suppose. No shortage of deviancy.

Did I ever tell the story about accidentally stumbling across a 70s furry porn on Netflix with one of my old roommates? It was loosely adapted from Alice in Wonderland and she was getting spitroasted by 2 giant squirrels iirc

Weird shit, man.

lol, did you order the no-sauce half-sausage pizza from domino's too? They will literally make whatever you order.

one time I ordered HAMS

I was not disappointed

That's why you gotta kick ass and get some raises, brah.

I just googled it as a joke.
Pretended I did.

You really triggered me with that the other day, btw.

STEAMED HAMS

Oh, well okay then.

It was more implying that he was thirsty for just about any asshole or something.

I'm bad at memes.

thirty years ago we'd just call people zoophiles, but now that we have the internet, we realized there are enough people interested in animal roleplay that there's a whole subculture dedicated to it!
(and furries are NOT always connected to zoophilia either, maybe only a small percentage of them may be animal abusers but for the most part furries are 'tame', and simply have a fetish or identify as animal-kin)

Too weak to kick ass, just going to look for another job.

Sorry dude, I got the next big thing though.
My slimy egg laying proboscis.

Spitroasting is more like gore tho, isn't it?

Toppings: ham
extra ham
cooking instructions: hams

Was not disappointed.

A dick in each end, man. Not literally roasting over a spit.

If I order you a pizza that's what I'll get you.

HAMpshire

Oooh
Hah I get it
Witty

Anyone who is not doing jegger bombs through an enema in a fur costume with a Trump hat aren't furries.

well unless you visit bestgore

Are steamed hams actually good scoots?
Can you eat them on their own?

lol sucks to suck

No thank you~

Nvm, googled it up, fucking Simpsons reference.

A few years back vodka enemas got popular in the Ottawa scene but after people died from acute alcohol poisoning they stopped trying to be special snowflakes and ingested it like normal people.

Thank god for natural selection.

No, I got that too.
I was just turning it back on you to try to be bratty.

Dammit, I was trying to be cute for you.

If you absorb alcohol through your rectum, your body is unable to vomit it up as a reaction to being poisoned.

kek

I'm aware.

I heard they did it so that they could pass breathalyzers.

Oh. You should know by now I'm terrible at guessing these types of things. I thought you were simply being dismissive.

Speaking of horrible fetishes,
I need more of this in my life.

time for free shrugs?

Y'know?
You're right, I really should have.
Maybe I'm just bad at this.

You're going to dress up your pillow with an orgasm face?

You and me both, then.

Nah, I'm just going to send a few of these to my friends in christmas.

I'll try to get better.
Then I can try to teach you.

Sometimes I consider buying my parents things like that for christmas because yolo
but then I remember that if I get disowned I won't collect any inheritance.

It's a tossup.

I'm better in person or something I guess.

I think it's a safer bet to assume you're not going to get shit.

Going for coffee sounds mighty more tempting to me.

:(

Everyone needs more aheago orgasm face.

You should've acted more retarded in your life when you had the chance.

I once bought a DVD of Afro Samurai for my mum because 'Check it out, voiced by Samuel Jackson'.

Or the time I got a 'Pizza Slut' shirt for my sister.

Everyone knows I don't really do appropriateness, that's why I can get away with being inappropriate. I do have a line though, and I think it stops at sex toys.

Is that still a no?

I'm pretty sure my parents love me, so it's kind of mean to consider that I'm waiting for them to die so I can coast for a few years without employment basically.

I realized they're both still in good health so it's not likely they will pass away in the next decade. It just means I have to keep working, and keep up appearances in the meantime.

Probably.

Dinner or bust tbh

Dinner works for me too, tbh.

I hope they willed it to a charity.

lol cool. I just don't really do coffee haha

In any case, you'll have to ask Colbert.

Yeah, I've been such a fucking prude my entire life.

Course, I'm really chill though if you get to know me, and I'm okay with pretty much anyone and anything, nothing bothers me. You could be the gayest fag in the world, like wearing a gimp suit in public level fag, and I'd still hang out with you.

I'm twisted, just on the inside, not for public spectacle.

I would?

Did you two become an item when I wasn't looking?

Yes or something.

I'm quite err... what's the word.
Anxious, flighty, I mean I'm quite chill when you get to know me too; but I'm sort of... thoughtless IRL.

Like, so dopey you don't even know. So appropriateness isn't really one of my strong suits. And that's why I sometimes blurt out inappropriate things. OR get odd gifts.

Btw, googled Aheago... I regret nothing. ;w;

I think deep down we all knew colbs was a huge slut just itching to get out of the closet.

Neat. Congrats, or something.

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HAHA

I know what that's like. I have social anxiety and I stutter a lot when trying to speak in sentences, but then every so often I have good days instead of bad days, and if I'm relaxed around people those problems disappear and I can be eloquent.

More often than not, alcohol helps with that.

holy shit. internet explorer actually did something useful

That has little to do with anything.

:3

You being drunk kinda still makes me feel uneasy about the whole thing tbh

I'm only teasing.

I tease people a lot. I'm mean.

Ah. Well I'm not now so

I'm pulling for you, love.

Gonna dota then pester you later!

But the hangover!
I'm still recovering from Friday!
Oh, and I tend to go overboard.

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Don't.

Are you at work still?

I warned you about my crazy...

What's that mean?

I am, on break. I'll be fine, normal is boring

I'm rooting for you, love.

I hope he makes you happy.

Yep, every time I get a paycheck I go on a bender.
I tried to quit smoking too, but as soon as I got drunk I bought another pack.

I'll try not to be mean to you, then. Even if I'm just kidding.

is Zika the next stage of human evolution?

pic related

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Looks like a proper step of evolution, truly befitting humans these days. Their looks will finally match their intelligence

how am I creepy... that's not a very nice thing to say

why not wear a regular t-shirt and shorts and sun block?

What kinda girl do you want then? Mion was crazy enough for you

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Microcephaly shouldn't make much of a difference for Americans, they already lowered the IQ bar.

abort.......ion........

Reminds me of

So yes

I'm not usually comfy in shorts.

Fine, let's e-date.

I'm not saying this'll go horribly wrong but it will probably go horribly wrong.

haha nice 1 kanra

The longer I look the more hilarious that retarded infant gets

Thats easy
Fuckin' none
The Y generation of women are worthless dumb as shit sluts

How can you survive in that toxic shitpit

Naw, just a 15 minute one

It's not lunch time here yet!

FTFY

Chiri is best canada

I call for rebound.

Play nothing but support.
Because everyone is a retard and cannot be trusted with anything.

That's only time for like 2 cigarettes!!! x_x

this tbh

SOME CHEAP REBOUND

Wow, someone else appreciates Critical Miss.

best strip was when Erin ate the cake.

Should have known
Here, this might inspire you to try Overwatch and have more fun

Good thing I don't smoke then lol

You should start and be cool like me~

JK!

I only read the relevant TF2 and overwatch ones, good stuff tho

why not just put a bullet vib in ur ass

wtf

Buy me one.

My one vice is bad enough Welma

Back to work, bye

Yeah, they occasionally give Erin some character depth but it's mostly a gaming comic.

You'd probably love Nerf Now! .. I read it religiously because they update all the goddamn time, and that's what keeps me going back.

Toodles~

ORAL edition
This takes more skill

Yep got that bookmarked too, almost all overwatch related stuff
Also what is an Erin

Scoot. It's too good.

Erin, the main character in Critical Miss?
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wtf why would i doings that

i prefer playing games with a bullet vib inside me

this is just gay

why would you doings that

New thread!

New thread!

New thread!

New thread!

Hahahaha This is gold!

But when I come around I come inside and just leave
Because if I had a heart I wouldn’t wear it on my fucking sleeve

Ooh that one
I rarely read these but at least I know that now.
Might catch up, some if it is funny

Looks like you have room to improve

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lol. but I'm clicking random cause I want to show you the cake one, it's classic

There is a new thread

Hah
This one is pretty good, I'd proly read a best of but too lazy to skim through it all myself