I saw a handful of my friends playing this on Steam...

That is some next level cuckery

not surprised at all.

Wew lad. I wonder what it takes to make a man hate his own gender this much.

Steam became so much bearable for me after I just filtered out games with the "Indie" tag.

Holy fuck, that webm goes beyond any kind of strawman that I have seen before

a decade if indoctrination by the single mother generation.

You're talking about your queue, right? There's still no way of filtering the store itself is there?

What a miserable faggot.

the micropenis probably doesn't help.

Ow, and for a second I though that this game might look ok.
Fuck this shit, not even pirating.

Aquaria was actually a solid game if you ignored the "omg a human i love him instantly" romance shit at the end.

nah I'm pretty sure it was a liquid game.

apparently it has witty modern-day references in it
Usually that should be enough to drive a respectable person away from ever entertaining the idea of actually paying money for the product

It looks cute visually but after watching some guy stream it the dialogue is genuinely terrible. They joked about it but the dialogue really does consist of
"UGH"
"…"
"Tacos"
"Eff it"
Its also like one of those self loathing comics people retweet but worst because it drags on and isnt like something you see for a few seconds, maybe smirk at, and then forget it exists

TL;DR DON'T BUY THIS GAME

I'm not even surprised; the "game" is a glorified walking simulator. There is no failstate, barely any gameplay beyond moving around the same dozen screens and talking to people, a story that moves at a snail's pace I finally hit the START of the scooby doo investigation segments at the third act - I think around three or four hours into itThank god I yarred it. I hope people start to complain on the steam page after they hit the point that allows them to refund..

"Gameplay" as I said is moving around until something happens or you go out with someone else to do something… like going to the mall or bust up a car or help someone do some groceries. In between each segment there are some simple minigames (like shoplifting. In the fucking dying town with the dying economy) that at most involve a few button presses. There are also some band practice moments that are guitar-hero-like but you have zero time to practice for them and cannot re-do them afterwards. The game fucking autosaves all the god damn time so if your friends cheese you out for playing badly you can't go back. Nope. Also every night you have a dream sequence… and at first it was interesting because you go around and find ghosts playing songs on their instruments until you find all four and go to one place in the map and a monster attacks you and you wake up… but the fourth time it just stops being interesting and just becomes a chore as you just want to get on with the story.

The 'story' honestly feels like autobiographical. 20 year-old quits college and comes back to her hometown that is just falling apart because the local mining and industry has left and doesn't seem to realize it is a terrible idea. Mae the cat is insufferable - she won't tell her parents why she abandoned every prospect of hers for a better future (and her mom truly cheeses her out saying she and her father sacrificed a lot to put her there and become the first in the family to go to college only for her to say "it is not where I am supposed to be" and drop out on her sophomore year to come back home). The gay couple is inexplicably a punk fox (?) guy and a bear wearing a fedora who have absolutely nothing in common and nothing explaining how they got together beyond "they are gay for each other". Germ the bird guy is just… there and doesn't do anything beyond giving some bonus exposition about things of town (like some vagrants who drop by). The only saving grace is Bea the alligator.

God, the only thing keeping me going here is Bea.

Bea is the only good thing in this game. Bea was Mae's friend until Bea realized Mae was just an uncool brat and stopped talking to her. Bea is smart, had high grades and probably would have gotten a scholarship to a college and manage to get out of that shitty dying town and do something with her life, just like Mae, only BETTER because Mae was given the opportunity by her parents' sacrifice and she just said "nah I dun wanna" and dropped out, undoing everything her parents did to give her a better future.

So why is Bea still in town and not in college?

Because her mother died. Her father is owner of a local store but he has gone into depression after her death and won't even leave her house, so Bea gave it up to work at the store instead. She is struggling to make ends meet, working every single day and doing the work of three people (because they can't hire someone else in the dying economy) but only gets paid once because the store is still in the name of her father and he still has to sign everything else. She had potential for greatness but everything hit her and now she is stuck at her home at a draining job to take care of her useless father because her mother died.

Then Mae the stupid fucking dropout without a job tells Bea she has to do something to improve her life. There was no option to say anything else. Being sensible or understanding or helping out. I tried. Thankfully Bea completely shuts down Mae at the time, but after that they just apologized and make up and be friends again.
WAT

The only reason I am still playing is to see what happens to Bea because on a fundamental level I sympathize with her. Mae is an ungrateful brat, but Bea is actually stuck in her life and she clearly deserves better.

inb4 shitty ramble sperging etc etc

He also made Towerfall which was popularand featured Anita Sarkeesian cameo character skin in DLC. Heard he was working on some Metroidvania platformer too but the other project member cucked him.

Also I don't get it how you people compare this to Gone Home or Scooby Doo when it's actually Life is Strange 2:

You know what I really want to happen now? I want Brote to stream this crap. His drunk Life is Strange streams were fun, I want something like this but with Yiffy-doo here.

This is by one the guys who made Aquaria ? Oh wow, I'm glad Aquaria 2 is NEVER EVER territory then.

So is Bea basically Teagan?

Reminder that if you purchase their crap, you deserve to be controlled by retarded progressives.

Good rant. Guess i'm dropping this. Shame, kinda like the art style.

it seems pretty obvious going by that the people who made this game never actually grew up in a small town and this game, along with shit like Life is Strange and that other one I can't remember, are part of an organized propaganda front to make progs seem more relatable to people who don't live in massive libhive cities.

It basically sums up the entirey of this board, to be honest.

This is autism, but it is a good autism.
Godspeed user, may your suffering not be in vain.

The game is comfy as fuck and the music is great but that's all it has going for it
I didn't even fucking mind the socjus-ish characters and the fact that the game mentions anarchy and fuck da police shit because the characters are edgy 20 somethings who think they know how the world works. The writing makes sense in that regard even if I don't agree with the message.

I fucking hate this game because I spent 6 hours, the game got really intriguing with the world ending and a death cult and shit then it just fucking ends.
You don't see what happens months after survive to see if another flood really does happen or if bad shit starts happening at all
You don't even get to play a last rhythm minigame when they heavily imply you will
The ending just made me realize that I was slogging through a game I fucking hated to see an ending that wasn't a fucking ending.
The main character has this weird shoehorned in mental illness thing that I thought would imply that some Cthulhu shit was happening, or that the entire town had a secret plot or fucking anything

I'm not even sure I wanted more anymore, with how shitty the ending is I can't imagine how bad the actual closure would be

Who the fuck buys singleplayer games on this board anyways, dubs?

I checked the artist's Twitter as he uses same handle everywhere and apparently he grew up in a really religious family where they feared God' wrath and thought science is all satanic sorcery. So that can explain going from one brand of full retard to another.

Oh yeah, this game took four years and 200k from a Kickstarter to make. One of the reward tiers was to have your fursona put in-game.

The art style isnt the worst thing about it since that is the writing which reads like an autistic 14 year old fanfic where jokes are immediately explained while dialogue is dry and on the nose constantly: people make jokes. Like this. And then tell you it's a joke. But it wasn't funny. That is also the joke. The joke is the joke isn't funny. Ha ha jokes. Repeat until you floss your brain with a gun.

9 times out of 10 when someone says that they're lying for pity points.

I'd say they're lying because dispite everything the parents are some of the best characters in the game. The mom works at a church but doesn't act apprehensive until the main character decides to call her entire bloodline (including her) a mistake.
Otherwise the parents are chill and just want to see their daughter healthy happy and having kids of her own

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I could tell that just by looking at the picture. Did you really need to play it?

10 out of 10 times actually. It's always a lie by some liberal faggot that just believes all religions are bad except islam because they're brown

nigga there are people on this board who played/watched the entirety of Life is Strange for the sake of mocking it, what makes you think that bad asthetic would deter anyone from self flagellation

Isn't it hilarious that whenever this blatant showcase of liberal idiocy from some retarded journos or devs is shown, the people who cry about politics on this board are nowhere to be seen?

go back to Holla Forums, retard.

Why does it matter, are you looking for an internet fight all the time?

Considering I used to be friends with a guy who used to be from a very religious family, then liberal rebel, and then complete retard, I'm gonna disagree with you lads here, such people are real.

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this looks worse in motion.

This is like the game form of those "comics" that are just a stick figure standing there with a huge wall of text in every panel.

I'm feeling a distinct Asscastle vibe from this, and I'm now certain that we have found a successor for Teagan.

This scene implies cosmic horror or god abandonment but this is the only real area that that is ever implied in, the game's ending is related to some cosmic goat thing in a hole that a cult of dads sacrificed bums and society's useless saying that if they didn't natural disaster would happen then them literally being killed offscreen due to a cave in
The game ends right afterwards with no further payoff, none at all.

everything about this game seems like it was made impulsively, as if that's all the creator, creators?, can do. this little bit here reeks of "FUCK YOU DAD" but without any kind of craftsmanship or thought to make it into anything more than the narrative equivalent of a brainfart.

it feels more like the gibberings of a edgy nihilist than an inactive work of malice
it's babby's first existential crisis, god abandoned us but with none of the punch that comes from stories about god actually abandoning us

I was more talking about the spoiler than the webm. the webm is just "le so mysterious" bullshit for padding. no more though than that went into it I guarantee it.

I'm still convinced that this is the same sort of thing as Asscastle, except it's a video game instead of a comic.

Honestly I wouldn't doubt it if it weren't for the fact that asscastle and the other comics the asscastle guy made actually had decent endings.
They had endings that showed the impact of the adventure. If some elder demon was pissed off it didn't end before he fucked shit up.
This game again just fucking ends

DO YOU HAVE THE LEMONDROP COLLECTION?

Only one person posts those comics and I'm pretty sure he's banned right now

Why would anyone willingly waste their time on this? Where's the fucking game? It's not even a quarter of the way to decent in writing, not like you could tell with that fucking cancerous dialogue system.

Like if your game has so much talking, how can you then fuck up the dialogue box so badly? I want to go to cryosleep until the concept of "game design" starts existing again.

Man, the writer really captured the way millenials talk in that they say "like" every other word and are complete faggots.

one thing I've noticed about the writing of this game is I can't fucking tell if it's meant to be the way it is because of the characters being degenerates or the devs being degenerates

This game is going to be dated really quickly, especially with shit like mp4 related

I really can't tell if this is serious or not.

Oh user they're dead fucking serious about it. They bitch about facists like twice in the game, maybe more if you go hang out with your anarchist friend

Perhaps this is one of those few cases where the work is improved by the death of the author.
If we disregard the intent of the creators, this becomes a snapshot of a generation, an image of the latest crop of 20-some-odd collegiates who are so certain they know what's best for the world, while surrounded by those who either know better or don't care for their bluster.
Or I could be reading to much into this, I don't know. I just like the mood setting they did

They're trying to relate to their playerbase but it's kind of telling that it seems so hamfisted every time they bring up socialism or facism
I never thought I'd see the day where a gay couple in a vidya game wasn't the worst pandering in it

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oh by the way the game basically ends right after this, this is the last plot crucial moment before the cave collapses and they escape
the main character then hallucinates something and I guess that's character development then it's fucking over, there's nothing more after that.

Oh almost forgot this part
Do I even need to mention how fucking retarded it is for the main character to ocassionally see everything as shapes when no time in the game is this apparent?
The artstyle isn't an excuse either because you play as beatrice right before this is mentioned and everything looks the same
Video games are a visual medium and this effect is NEVER FUCKING USED to emphasize or imply the character is depressed at all.
Other than headaches that everyone including the player identifies as stress the mental illness thing is only plausable because who doesn't have mental illness in [current year].

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Dunno. I didn't play Uncommon Time.

It is like the devs just wanted to use the "game" as a mouthpiece for their opinions like in third pic related and give themselves a platform and legitimacy doing so.

God bless you for all of these webms user you glorious faggot. I never ever bothered with video capture in this and it is even stupider that you only have one save file that autosaves and you can't skip through anything at all. The game wants to be replayed to get all the stories off your friends but replaying is a fucking chore to do so.
Also I love how it implies psychiatrists are useless. Mae was sent to a shrink… and nothing was fixed. Her life is such a mess she dropped out of college because she is fucking psychotic and stuff. What was the suggestion of the shrink? "Write down on a notebook".
ALSO LOOK AT ME HOW META I AM AMIRITE GAIZ THESE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS ARE TALKING ABOUT VIDEO-GAME CHARACTERS AND HOW THEY ARE LINES OF CODE AND JUST SHAPES HAR HAR DO YOU SEE WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT HUH??

I finally fucking finished it. I don't even know what to add here apart from what webmanon already added, but hey just to add insult to the injury Bea is the only one who is not getting off easy here. Mae's family seems to have a realization that they can just find better jobs someplace else. Greg and Angus are already going to leave Possum Springs so they are safe from whatever the fuck that demon goat thing is going to do. Bea? Bea is still stuck with a job he hates taking care of a father who is doing nothing because her mother died. Hell, I found out she was class valedictorian in one of the most epic shutdowns of Mae so shortly after this part and says why she hates Mae.
BUT
Because Mae is totes the main character she says "sorry" and they become best friends again to the point where Bea risks her life to check out on this cult group with her.
AUTISTIC SCREECHING
It is a shit game story with shit pacing and a bunch of plotholes. You find a chopped arm early in the game in the middle of town and a cop later tells you it was chopped off after the person died. You already know the cult is way off into the woods. Why the fuck did someone kill him, then chop off his arm, bring it back to town and just dump it there? The cult says they kidnap people who will not be missed. Why did they kidnap Casey, who has a family who misses them so much they put up "missing" posters all around town and was remembered by the main characters? The fucking demon goat requires sacrifices to keep the town from disaster; why don't people just pack up and leave? There are no more mines, there is no more glass industry, there is nothing worth saving in this town. Why is sacrificing to the goat god even a thing? It is obviously all just urban decay that happens everywhere especially in the rural parts of the USA which this is clearly based off. You don't have to write it off as "supernatural". It feels like the writers were struggling to find a reason to fulfill their tagline of "everything ends" from their initial trailers and just went "HEY I KNOW LET'S THROW A FUCKING EVIL GOD THERE WHO IS CAUSING EVERYTHING WRONG!" Why does the cult guy follow Mae and Bea into the cemetery? Why does the cult have a picture of their god in the visitor's center (that is literally said it opens to tourists and school visits)?

Fuck all of this I'm done.

So almost Uncommon Time. Almost.

anita sarkeesian had this on a stream once.

if there wasnt any more reason to avoid this like the plague

Legend has it, Brote's drunk streams and their immense popularity caught the attention of the faggoty Frog who wrote Life is Strange, and pissed him off so much that he intentionally tried to make the following chapters more obnoxious and terrible.

i know a guy who's stupidly autistic about an OC he has that wears an ank

Sounds like very French thing to do but what did he think he would achieve?

there must be some affection system in the game because when I looked around for scenes this one was with the yellow fox guy and not the alligator.

The game has, like, 4 main plots that lead to nowhere or are faintly connected to each other. You have the arm they find that doesn't get mentioned again until the last chapter because the writers are incompetent. You have the supposed ghost that just turns into a cult but maybe it's actually a ghost, but no wait it's probably just the MC having a schizo attack. You then have the plot of the cult throwing people into a hole that, removing the whole, is ripped straight from Hot Fuzz with the townsfolk being nationalists and just wanting the town to be better. Not to mention the character substories that all lead to nowhere. It's just so incompetently written. I also don't see the comfy as you don't really get to explore the town, you just go left or right. There are the samey buildings. The same people who never say anything of substance The artstyle wears off quickly after the initial look. The only people who actually enjoy the game are people who've never read any form of literature or backers who dropped a shit ton of money for the artstyle alone.

I find it kind of funny that during mae's conversation the MC somehow makes it about her

This looks like prime stream mock material like Uncommon Time.

Bea did nothing wrong

where can i pirate this?

any magnets?

Send Orb Meat into a ethylic coma maybe

Seems from everybodies opinion from this game, that itwould have been a better story if the mae had a bigger realization that she was wrong with most things, and how that she was deeply flawed. Would have been a good point to hit home with that most uni people think that university will be your life, when it is not even close. That would have been a good story, would have showed the immaturity of young people, and how its alright to be an idiot if you except and work towards fixing it.

why would you want to?
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No. It is still a shit story that takes too long to get anywhere with disconnected plotlines that do not lead anywhere satisfactory.

NIHILISM LMAO
Needs to be a thing. Nihilist fags need to be mocked.

they already are

That's glorifying them, though.

You realize that even if you do mock them by definition they won't care, right?

The modern mainstream nihilists are just edgy teens and tumblrkin. True nihilists don't exist anymore because they have to be mentally ill and also highly intelligent, so stastically you won't find much.

So what you're saying is that the only people who are nihilists anymore are people who already get mocked on a regular basis?

>tfw you realize that the whole antifa/communist trend among young adult nowadays is just so they can say they hate "spoiled" rich kids without sounding like a child
Smh tbqh

Yes. Originally I what i was trying to say is the NIHILISM LMAO tumblr-meme version of the ideology needed to be mocked. Just like how real libertarians are pretty cool but WEED LMAO libertarians are gigantic faggots.

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Never said it wasn't, fam

You said 'nowdays' that would make someone think you >implied it was different when the concept was invented. But like you said, you didn't say that it wasn't either.

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The writers probably would have killed themselves from associated realisation. So they doubled down.

No, the reality is that most self-professed nihilists are upbeat and removed from the traditional stereotyping.
t- Self-professed Nihilist

if nihilists really didn't care about anything they wouldn't call themselves nihilists.

So I have seen every single webm in this thread and I have to ask: does the characters of this game do something else besides talking?

Jumping and interacting with assets in first person. Which requires a hard load each time.

one guy waves his arms around.

you get a triple jump and there's some dream segments that have quality dynamic music but yeah all talking all time

seriously? from what I could see the jump looked exactly the same. does the animation change on each jump?

So is not even a proper adventure game? What a failure

there is no anim change, you just get a longer 3rd jump and a sound plays

I know it's already been intimated in the thread that this is just the most insincerest ripoff of elements from Persona 4, but the gay guy with the jacket and flick-knife really just hit me. Such a hollow take of Kanji in the worst, unfulfilling way.

imagine Shenmue made by someone who understands even less English and with zero soul.

oh, I was watching with the sound off.

C'mon user, it's not like Yu Suzuki had daddy issues he was trying to shoe-horn in to everything and that game was motivated entirely by Ryo's Dad.

I want to see what happens when you do the not-bea route but at the same time I don't want to fucking replay the entire game again because this shit was already annoying the first time around and watching what happens is probably just as painful

I watched a bit, only skipping to see what happens at night because everything else looked pointless, and there's a part where you put together an animatronic puppet, which does nothing of course, and you shoot a crossbow and some weird deer looking target. It would come off as bonding if not for the fact the yellow fox guy does nothing but flail his arm and say random words interspersed with "DID YOU REMEMBER I'M GAY? YEP, STILL GAY"

forgot to mention he literally says "DOOMDOOMDOOM" over and over like that robot from Invader Zim. it's probably the most embarrassing scene in the game.

forgot to mention but that final QTE?
The final 2 "gameplay" segments go on even if you don't press a single button

of course not. can't have FAIL STATES in your non-game.

Wait, so the game has character praising antifa behavior, but at the same time has characters dying to antifa behavior. I'm going to assume that the creator is completely oblivious to this comparison between "characters believe they are protecting others so violence is justified".

They didn't even have to use a fail state, extra dialog or an alternate path, maybe. Just having nothing makes this a situation where why even have the QTE in the first place?

How else would they market this as a """"game""""" for "lel xD im such a gaymer xxxxdD dxdxx dxdxdxd lul CAKE IS A LIE GUISE xccxxdD tumblrites" to buy and brag about?

Game writers who do this belong in a garbage can.

but goyim, writing multiple paths is haaaard!

fucking antifa

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Making games is hard anyway. Holowka clearly put some effort into this product, but he's apparently such an incompetent designer that no amount of effort could have fixed the product.

In order to have fake dialogue choices that don't mean anything, they had to program a dialogue choice system. That is extra effort to include a feature that actively makes the game worse!

It's a photoshop.

cnn.com/2016/10/18/americas/peru-giant-frog-deaths/

archive or I believe the screenshot

You have the link, you can archive it yourself. No skin off my back if you choose to believe fiction.

MUH TEAL AND ORANGE!! THIS GAME IS THE FUCKING BEST!

Hey fuck you orange and teal are great colors

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Should have been obvious from the bad english in the headline.
They might be able to slip a gaffe in the body, but fucking up your headline is a serious no-no, especially since that's how you get suckers valued patrons to click on it.

I want to tenderly rape Velma.

Seriously, bro.

archived sauce or I believe the screenshot

The story is very predictable, but I weirdly want to know what's going to happen in the next part. I can safely bet that at least one of the characters is going to get red pilled by the cultists, more boring drama that holds no relevance to the story and some of the more important side characters is going to die.

nope, you get a coma scene that I'll render eventually and that's fucking it, >>12002388 is right after this and that's fucking it

it ends like an Aqua Teen episode. after an extended pause during a random line of dialogue the credits just start up immediate.

Definitely material for game of the year

you got him at checkmate, well done dude!
how can he keep on living if he know that user is out there, believing false information.
go back to reddit

holy fucking shit are you retarded.
YOU CAN ARCHIVE IT YOURSELF

what do you expect, this game is basically written by them.

Fuck I remember that. They killed the entire stream after we found it and started baneposting.

This screams lost potentially to me. Like have this revelation come after we find out that nearly everyone in town has been affected by the horror in the hole/cult. Maybe this thing talking to the Mae is the real reason she was drawn back home? Hell, give the player the option to either join the cult to "save" themselves/the town or try their best to end this shit once and for all. But no it is all just "hurr older conservative men r bad n dumb."

It's such a waste of potential. Throughout the game your choices only result in minor things, there's no major choices at all during the game, you could go through 2 entirely opposite paths and all you'd get is like 4 different scenes and the story goes on the same.
It's worse than Life is Strange in that regard, because at least life is strange had 2 fucking endings

goty material right here

I regret wasting time on this game. The story is shit, the characters were awful, and the goat god was just a scapegoat for all of Mae's fuckups in life. But hey, at least I had the choice to choose between "Huh?" and "What?" like 800 fucking times.

Just write a book, you fucking hacks.

Thanks. I heard the ending was disappointing so I didn't even want to pirate it because nothing ruins a mystery game like a disappointing ending, but hell, this is not just disappointing, it's pratically a non-ending, did the devs run out of funds and said fuck it or did they actually plan for it to drop the ball this badly?

I have no idea which option would be worse.

I feel really stupid watching this. Are there people that can read that fast?

when every box is just "huh?", "ugh" or "…" I'd imagine you just skip it all by impulse.

**every other

I mash conversation keys because I can read as it's being typed and I had a filesize to crunch down to. It's not like the dialog is all that important, the last word said in the fucking game is "decent"

Could they be any more on the nose about the writers personal hangups?

It's incredible how four separate characters don't have a single brain or spine between them. I don't particularly like the tumblr-millenial generation but I apparently think more of them than the supposed adult man who wrote this to appeal to them.

Was the idea just to make them all as pathetic as possible in the hope someone would take pity on them, or does Holowka think this is really how humans act, or am I wrong and there actually are kids who are this cowardly and useless?

Watching someone play, the first two hours of this game look like an actual game.

When does it turn into the shit in this thread?

That's why I say the game is kind of comfy, I'm mostly bitching about the ending and parts of the writing.

Just figured out you can time travel in the snack falcon by pressing y to go backwards or u to go forwards.
this is a finished game

Well, that sums it up, guys. That's what the little kids these days are being told. If you MERELY DON'T DIE, you're a winner. That's the minimum requirement for success.

This species is fucking doomed. Please, Mr. Trump, start WWIII; this mudball needs to burn.

if ww3 happens the entire world needs to go. if not the rich niggers will avoid dying by hiding in the huge underground mine shafts

If it happens quickly enough, nuclear winter will kill off all plant life and therefore all animal life, and even if they have bunkers that can outlast the worst of the radiation, the world will be so barren they won't have anything to eat. Not that a world that's been nuked into pieces would be WORTH coming back to in the first place. You think those rich fucks can rebuild a civilization by themselves? With their complete lack of how to farm or how to even use a hammer? Ha! If they hide underground, it'll just be to kill themselves on their own terms.

user I like this mudball, just because some low ethic faggots accept not dying as a victory doesn't mean this place needs to burn

That is the minimum requirement for success you blithering idiot. Every creature on this planet lives by the rules 1. don't die 2. procreate. It is the definition of the minimum requirement for success.

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I am so happy people on fullchan didn't take the bait.

Halfchan is beyond cucked with this shit.

I fucking refuse to believe that shit.
Please tell me it ain't so.

I thought this was just a generic indie "adventure" game with a quirky art style. Literally the only thing that appealed to me was that it had alligators, because I like alligators.

But finding out it's made by makes it a fucking incredible travesty. I only wish it was even more insane, like three ODs-worth of bluepills, because then we would have a new Uncommon Time.

I'm slowly starting to dislike this weird Microsoft office clipart art style or whatever you call it because you can use obnoxious colors but it's ok since it's a shitty clipart art style! every color need to burn your eyes

For as much of a mess as Uncommon Time is, the characters still hold up better than this supposedly "professional" shitfest. Imagine:

Here's what I got from a stream I watched while trying to sleep:

This thing is pure political propaganda bullshit. Don't even waste your time with it. It was made by tumblr fags for tumblr fags.

I pretty much call it the Tumblr style because every fucking artist on Tumblr uses it and it looks ugly as shit.

How bad is it?

Because Mae is the protagonist, duh.

I don't even know who to blame for the artstyle anymore. I thought it was jewgle's fault cause of their doodles but I don't even know anymore. Adventure Time?

They would but it would be even shitter and dupes wouldn't pay for it so easily.

That fucking cat needs to be tested for autism

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.

HOLY FUCK I AM MAD WHO THE FUCK RAISED THIS UPPITY PIECE OF SHIT AND WHEN CAN I SOCK THEIR FUCKING TEETH IN

I mean
they probably majored in Gender Studies :^)

There were a bunch of fuckers on /fur/ that were about to, but then I told them about the webms and they saw how shit it is. Also some else showed up bitching about Holla Forums nonsense.

How in the name of bleeding Christ did "redpill/bluepill" get popular almost 20 fucking years after The Matrix?? Half the people on this website and 90% of those who use these terms unironically weren't even born yet.

Redpill has been around since pre-2007 cuckchan, but has always just meant being awake to bullshit in the world. I guess it just kind of stuck with the old fags and newfags use it for their own meaning.

I know this because i've been on imageboards for 11+ years.

Just a friendly reminder for you guys that Beeswing did the whole game/non-game/walking simulator about a small dying rural town better, and also did it years ago instead of this 'artsy' 'indie' trite.

You can bet your ass this game's written by someone who's either at a dead-end job or really hates small towns for "not being civilized like us big cities"

the writing's so bad that I honestly can't tell if the entire scene is meant as a jab against people who get shitty degrees that go nowhere or just a jab at the MC for being a sperg from a small town.
You know for damn well it's not up to the viewer, it has to be black and white.

It's always best to assume it's parody, unless SJWs are involved, then you have to assume it's 100% serious.

Which it is as evidenced way earlier in the thread. Remember that these people's heads are too far up their own asses to have self-awareness.

beware not to type the games title in Twitter, unless you want to be bombarded by circlejerking borderline-furries gushing praise about it

people are actually praising the games writing.

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I agree that Bea was the only saving grace of this entire fallout of a game. There were more than enough times that I wanted to drop the game due to Mae's irrational and awkward behavior, especially when she was being a dick to her.

Also, lemme fill you in on what the story's about;

It's a underground (literally) cult in the old mines of dads that are afraid of losing their town, so they kidnap people who "won't be missed" and kick them down a hole where–I shit you not–there's an eldritch demon living deep below the earth. It's the sole reason Mae dropped out of college, and why she beat up that kid at softball practice, because it was messing with her head. So, basically, our SJW dev friend here is saying that maybe because we're all weird assholes that ruin the lives of others is because some demon is out there messing with us, not our fault!

Oh, forgot to mention;

The town improves little by little for each sacrifice.

Maybe its exactly that demon that bulshitted the SJW dev into believing that bullshit. Have you seen how SJW react to public prayer?

Kill the undesirables!
Make Possum Springs Great Again!

I came here to post this.

I had people say "it has gays" as a reccomendation, these people aren't human.

Dropped

Fuck off back to reddit

The rhythm games, most of the dreams, and time spent with your parents are kinda comfy.
I wonder what happened during development that led to the horribly written ending? It just seems as if they had a good concept but fired the only guy who knew what the fuck they were doing. Why is lost potential so common for SJW "games"?

Because it doesn't matter how good an idea is if the people working on it are lazy bums who care more about politicizing than entertaining.

FASCISM WASN'T AROUND DURING WW1 AND GERMANY WAS A FUCKING MONARCHY AT THAT TIME YOU FUCKING MILLENNIAL FAGGOT
WHY DO THESE FUCKING NUMALES THINK GERMANY WAS ALWAYS SOME NAZI STATE? ARE THEY THIS STUPID?
GOD DAMN THIS MAKES ME ANGRY

next time a dweebo tries to tell you fascism comes from Germany ask them if they know of any German words with soft c's. it's worth a laugh or two.

Yes.

you have to remember that any organized entity is fascism to these people

I wonder who could've been behind that?

so we're all fascism on the inside?

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The devs are quite firmly in the SJW indie clique, so you know the answer.

Pretty goddamn bad.

Also face fucking palm this shit made it to the top seller list without being slapped down like gone home.

user this game was in popular new releases for one singular day then it got overthrown by hollow knight.
The only thing bad about this game is that the reviews are overwhelmingly positive, but then again only the people going into it already like it, cause the people that won't either refund or pirate

That's a bit extreme.

I left a scathing "review" of this shitshow in the discussions because fuck paying money for this schlock. I know I can just refund after, but that's not good enough. Wouldn't you know it, it was taken down by those faggots. Can't have a differing opinion. This is why Steam and the review system was a mistake.

but goyim you're not allowed an opinion if you're a pirate :^)

steam forums are full of faggots that DEFEND EVERYTHING about games. They are developer white knights and pozzed to hell with no access to the internet otherwise and don't play games seeing as their level is always 0.

I'm going to go there to see your thread just so it can hammer my point in more because I love being mad. There's also some LOL going on over in the Torment 2 board.

I guarantee it's 90% shills who have it in their contract to do it on breaks.

It's for every game that isn't some japanese douj game or shit like hunnie pop. The forums are flooded with people fighting tooth and nail with you over the game. It's so bizarre.

I can't find your review, m9

Cutting off welfare and blockading China or India should be enough.

Thanks you guys for posting all the info about this game, I deleted Aquaria. I got too many good games, classics, to play and I don't need to waste my time on games made mostly by feminist leftards.

I mean, hell, just go into the discussions and start shitting on the game. From what I've seen most people can't formulate arguments against why its bad and will use, "but it's an indie game" as an excuse.

Why am I not surprised? really though does Angus ever take his shirt off or something?
dropped

Just make a review before refunding that shits on it and use """perfectly legitimate accounts""" to upvote it into the front page.

Bonus points if you use curator privileges.

A cult of dads, of course it has to be a cult of dads! Of course it's something thats messing with losers heads because their life decisions are totally not their fault. Of fucking course. No ones fucking responsible for being insufferable shits.

Also, holy fuck this music is terrible, even the lyrics are horrid.

All your racism won't change the fact that brown kids are forced to work hard by the time they're old enough to walk, while entitled white kids don't have to do shit and are given "participation trophies" straight on through high school.

Your statement is just as racist for implying there aren't white kids born into poverty who have to work to stay alive.

Those are the ones whose family lives off welfare checks and are mostly poor because of drug addiction.

But don't change the subject. My point is that getting rid of all the non-white people isn't going to change the fact that literally the entire generation between the ages of 0 and 20 right now is fucked beyond all salvation.

But are the brown kids' parents too stupid to get paid properly or something? Why won't they go to Zimbabwe where the zerg overlords are occupied entirely black and thus no nigger remains oppressed?

So the entire world is fucked because some people are fucked up?
What the fuck are you talking about?

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why did I even fucking bother
Also these rhythm minigames get really annoying when you think about it

LOL wouldn't it be funny if the devs ended up getting mad that the token gays were being sexualized?

Can you imagine people getting upset that the sexual thing is interpreted in a sexual matter instead of being used as a flag of identity?

user i'm pretty sure the devs would entirely miss the point and think acts of sexualization is their identity

I love that they don't realize that by demonizing
FUCKING NICE GUYS
they're inviting said nice guys to become total douchy fucking assholes since they apparently seem to hate their niceness, coupled with the ever present stereotype that men need to be tough and independent.
Feminism doesn't give nice, weak men a break. Manlyness philosophy doesn't give nice, weak men a break. So the natural course of action is to not be one. What's the easiest way to break out of said habit? Becoming a moderate, confident guy? Of fucking course not. Breaking a habit is hard. Striking a balance, even more so. Much like transvestites act more feminine even than women, weak men who wish to become manly will try to do so by acting super douchy and arrogantly.

Thus, their complaining about a super fucking minor "problem" turns into a much bigger one, where guys will actually treat them like shit. Because they told them to treat them like shit.

Feminist women crave being told what to do and used.

Emma watson ha(d?)s a swole footballer for a boyfriend and said british meen are too meek for her.

Meanwhile making speeches about how men shouldn't feel bad about not being "manly" and being a temporary pop up icon of feminism.

>the gay community

Oh, please. It's a shitty devious cycle, alright, but it's exactly because they don't work nearly as hard as they should that their next generation will be as fucked as they are.
There's only so much we can do for them when the kind of life they want is gettin' mo' handouts from dem whiteys and don't think about their kids and shit, hell, dumb nigger whores get pregnant just for more welfare.

the webms in this thread made me cringe so hard i'm inclined to pirate this just to torture myself. holy god jesus, they seriously wrote dialogue like as though they were typing a message to their buddy on twitter. it's like they have zero self-awareness. if they wanted this to be artistic, why would they write so lazily?
and if you're going to do walls of text shit, why would you make the speech bubbles only fit two sentences?
wow

stream it, faggot

my computer's a $100 walmart prebuilt that's seven years old and has never been powered off since the day i bought it. it's a miracle it's running. i formatted the hard drive for the first time two days ago to get rid of i'm not shitting you 100 gigabytes of malware and hidden files.

my point is i struggle watching a youtube video, let alone streaming shit.
i'd totally watch someone else do it though, i'd need fucking medication to get through this torture treatment, i love hurting myself with liberal "art"

For what fucking purpose.

Because the artist honestly felt the need the show off that hipster minimalist CalArts trash of an artstyle?

throughout the game you find these little windmills that if you jump next to you see a tiny helicopter thing fly out
this is the payoff to that
I don't honestly know what I was expecting

Dude, I don't know. Probably not.

I got the cringe just for you, user.
So, I made a mistake, it wasn't Greg that called the helmet fascist, it was Mae. Anyway.
Vid related, skip to 2:44

Nah, it is just publicity.

Besides, there is probably already a bunch of porn because furries.

Stream when

there's only 31 images on e621 right now. not even the retarded furfags like it.

Oh lawd, he made that?

If you want a surefire way of putting the people in the thread to sleep. Seriously, it gets so hard to concentrate on the thing and shitpost it to death because of how mundane it is.

Aren't like half of them just official art? How many lewds?

only 4 are actually porn and I wouldn't really call any of them lewd.

E'ERY FUCKING TIME

user someone in the thread has beaten the game at least twice, I think you doubt the extent of self punishment

Can't have those evil fascists exercising their freeze peach x

This can't be right, like half the furfags on Twitter have some paper cutout looking imitations of the game art.

Is it as bad as undertale?

Twitter is an echo chamber, user.

I don't think e621 takes real life photos of stuff.

Some of us have standards

Well

Not literal cutouts, it's just that if you were to remove all those gradients and glows the game would look like a furry episode of South park with Adventure Time spaghetti arms.

Former NSA spy had the right idea.

What an unlikeable twat, Bea is another Teagan alright, only sane relateable character in a shoddily written game who we are not supposed to agree with until they make up with the MC after a blowout with MCs that would make sense to anyone in the audience but the MC still vilifies them for.
We're going to make a Harem out of refugees from Tumblr games aren't we?

Who else is in it?

WEW

Are they asking to be run over?

So far just those two, but I have a good feeling we can develop this harem into a respectable number with enough plumbing of the depths of shitty games

Of course, no surprise there

The dialogue is awful and everything is so wooden. Static backgrounds, hardly any ambient noise, and characters who can only emote through bobbing their head. Also
hella good interactive storytelling my man :^)

it's an edit of this
but yes they are asking for the truck of peace™

and asterisk actions, apparently * shudder * is a perfectly valid dialogue line.

It's really sad when you manage to fuck up a walking simulator. I'm a sucker for feel-good, walking sims. I unironically enjoyed that game which will not be named . What draws me in are characters who's actions and situations I can, at the least sympathize with. Interesting setting that isn't shoehorned. No political agendas. NitW misses everything.

user, you're being generous. That's literally 2/3rds of the screen being taken up by portraits.

Your brain tries really hard to stop you from expressing the fact that you have shit taste.

No such game exists.
This isn't reddit, you can name any game you like and the worst you can expect is shill accusations.

It used to be a guilty pleasure. Don't act like you don't have them.

Let's not derail.

You're derailing this shit yourself by being a massive faggot about it, just say its gone home or dear esther you retard.

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oh by the way none of these dreams become in any way shape or form relevant, they pull some bullshit about the goat ripping through time but it's never really shown to it's full extent, you never figure anything out about these dreams.

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So when will get the prequel that you will play as the cult and cleanse Possum Springs back to its greatness?

It can sound silly, but remember that the cult high members literally have powers given by the Eldritch Thing, you could play in a stealth mode, were you would prey the sacrifice, stalking it and going throught walls until you get it and feed it to the dark god. In other moment, you would use your influence or just directly scrap the records of the sacrifice, making it seems like him or her never existed.

To be fair, one of the cultists mentions in the pit encounter that the original leader of the cult developed powers like going through walls because of the eldritch abomination below, it wouldn't be unlikely that advanced members of the group would get such powers with time by feeding the beast.

Never.
This game is to pander to millenial faggots who care about immigrants more than their community and breaking laws for LOLs with MUH FEELS thrown in. They aren't making a game for a cool story, they're making a game to get the undertale audience.

This game was announced long before Undertale ever was, although they probably did retool it when Undertale became the hot new thing to jack off to.

/home/gligar, is that you? Big fan of your videos.

The most disappointing thing was that they really could've written a good story about insufferable young adults with peter pan syndrome, they just didn't. Seriously you can pander tumblr all you want that's not really an excuse to be lame. Fuck, my standards were so low that if they managed to do a DECENT ending (no pun intended) I would have finished this with no regrets.

Also, I'm actually happy I didn't get one encounter with Gregg, I would immediately ragequit and miss the best character in the game.

One can always dream.
I bet Possum Springs isn't trademarked

Wait, it's a girl?!

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You thought Bea was a boy?

Fun fact: The dialog box is outsourced, I laughed so much when I saw this.

wait what

Nigga, it's a fucking crocodile thing I don't keep track of this shit! Is the stupid cat protagonist also a girl?!

Just finished torrenting it. Not even sure I want to bother playing it now.

user the alligator is wearing eye shadow
also yes the cat protag is a girl

WEW

Wait a moment, I'm gonna get a screencap.

Yes, I took some time to notice too.

That Bea is fucking ugly

I thought it was just being edgy!

oh lawrd!

Somebody bully that thing.

wanting good-looking feminists

This isn't a sci-fi game user.

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Here you go.

That image of Bea is what the devs re-twatted so it's as close to canon as they can make it.

stream it fgt

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TUMBLRNOSE IN THE TRASH IT GOES
TUMBLRNOSE IN THE TRASH IT GOES
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the eternal shitposter strikes again.

Hey anons, look at what I found. Yiff.

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They look better there than in the game's trash art style.

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I feel the need to mention the fact that no time during the game does nobody shun gregg and angus for being fags, so them talking about how it sucks to be the only gays in town is entirely unneeded.
Additionally, Mae didn't do shit to try to coerce gregg into being an immature asshole, she just wanted to hang out. She did nothing to imply that she wanted to do any of the crimes they mention, and yet she's to blame for "not letting gregg move on"
This is one of the few times that the main character isn't the problem, even though right before this conversation she fucking destroyed a bathroom because they were arguing and being salty.
This is the one situation where the game does blame the main character, and it's the one thing that isn't even her fucking fault, unlike in bea's scenes where she blames everything on Bea not standing up for herself or capitalism.
For a game people reccomend for having gays in it, they're some of the worst written gays I've seen, even the lesibian fish in tumblrtale weren't so awfully written.

I can't even tell what's going on in the second webm.

noodle arms and legs are not a good medium to have autistic fits in.

Are these Gregg encounters?
I didn't go to a single one of them
I regret nothing

Yes, this is what happens when you go greg's route

I'm so dissapointed that I feel inclined into making my own scoobydoocore vydia.

well it can only ever be better than this pile of shit

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seriously though stream where or when

If someone is going to do it it needs a new thread altogether. We somehow hit the bumplock for this.

Well this thread is pretty much the only place for actual discussion, it seems everywhere else is either apathetic or sucking it's dick

Why does Gregg look like one of Bogdanovs?!

What the fuck is a bogdanovs

Dont look into the bogdanoff brothers, the rabbit hole goes very deep.

at least give a run-down before you tell us to stay far away

I regret searching this

NEW THREAD MOTHERFUCKERS