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I can do just about anything I put my mind to. I'm a very adept learner and innovator. My analytical and creative mind will be of use to me one day

Shoot for the moon, baby

Thanks, cuppy.

Because that's when I'm on my phone.

It's a nod to how people hide their identity/change their names so often in this community.

Sounds productive.

I have a big JBBQ event planned for my coworkers and boss this week. Gonna be LIT

This movie was so depressing..

how very clever.

you don't need to nezi, because you're already a star.

bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabaka

im all good

nuhuh I can shoot

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Smoooooooth.

💯

that's a nice butt right thar

yay. goodnight tokai.

Poor Rin

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thank god

L-lewd

I got a reply from you...Oh god.

lel

I'm always good.
Just sometimes less good than others.

Sleep.

Butts are nice.

yeah, let's go with that.

they are very very nice. post more.

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reply

I just can't wait to shine bright.

that's okay, we still love you

line gets me every time

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this girl though
HNNNNNNGH

the wait is over nezi. you are so shiny I need shades.

I'm sure his dad called him pretty before every beating/molestation at least.

stop posting the worst views of her. let's see more butt.

i think garee did hit the buzzer when it comes to nezi's mental/social issues

Lenko, do you have CS;GO?

wish u would put yoru hand on my forehead and tummy ;~:

It's truth and you know it.

Oh hey I can play CS GO now too

Though I am terrible at shooters

And video games in general

And life

The collection from her shoot is limited fam.

that's just good manners that is.

you know I would, bardy baby. for now maybe you should try and find some pepto or something to soothe your stomach.

by a very stretched definition of the word truth, yes.

thats a pretty high position depending on where they work

lots of tips from richies

then find other butts and post them.

GarEE really did take the cake of the person that literally no one liked.

do you know anything like that
no peptol bismol here but we may have something that might work

Play Journey.
I think you'll like it.

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I am going to cut you.
Very deep.

I'm joking.
Not even his dad would molest GarEE.

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it was never this bad for nezi public opinion wise
he used to be pretty decently tolerated
even in the tinychats people almost never made fun of him

something tipped recently and now the poor guys close to suicide

thats cool and all scarlet but are we playing a videogame?

I'll look into it

if you have a clear soda like sprite or 7up those would help. or a mostly broth type of soup, like chicken noodle. and make sure you're drinking lots of water because you need to stay hydrated.

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fleshribbons :3

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i was just playing last of us and now im playing super hot

see i told you i like games noober

Perhaps you can drink tea with me while you do that.

Busy being a nazi fighter pilot.

those arent multiplayer
im glad youre back though

They are disturbing

Spiked tea, maybe

I am not into this, surprisingly.

wow you burned him really good there.

you are not wrong though.
how he got yogurt to run off with him I'll never figure out.

Nezi's first time posting was all the blogging about his parents' divorce and how hard it is to be middle class, I think.

unacceptable.

Oh thank god

I forgot I had these videos lol

YO I"M ETHAN BRADBERRY

Do you have alcohol?

I will gun you down

- '

That just makes it better for me.
Punishment and that.

Yo Colbs, I really don't have an issue with you but you are actually turning into Luka. What happened to your life?

NO CLOTHES FAMILY DAY

I do indeed.

Did you just fuck up at making a face or what?

try it, nerd

that seems like an extreme form of punishment for anything I might do.

How so? I have a career job that pays well and I moved out on my own

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what kind?
I must know.

shut up ethan

when I notice a mistake in a post I have made I make a follow up post with the correction.

Because it doesn't pay a million dollars.
And you don't have a three foot penis.
And aren't an xD psychopath.

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I really will do it

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Kraken rum

I legit get upset when people think that's my name

Oh right sorry, I forgot to pretend I was a millionaire

totally thought you were rin threatening to really cut me for a second.

If I take it easy to start with, you'll just get used to it, and it won't work anymore.

Wow, Nezi is one cold killer.

And they say golf isn't a spectator sport.

people are dumb. I know your name is lisa.

if you do it at all it will cause me not a small amount of distress.

Disgusting.

And the bragging about going to a strip club.
Because that's totally something impressive.

Unlike Rin, I'm super strong irl.

haha what kind of loser hasn't been to a strip club haha

At least link your own post.

I think it's normal to be distressed when receiving punishment.

It's whatever you tell me it is~

I'm sorry I'm not a PANSY.

Well at least we can now confirm that Murder is indeed over the age of 18

Physically, anyway.

I'm pretty sure even rin could beat me up, so that isn't an issue.

no. it is already enough effort to offer the correction in the first place.

not that distressed.

that's a good lisa.

I went to the park to go stretch and this GUY FREAKIN WOULdn't stop staring at me oh my lord

At least get better tasting rum you pig.

How's it go?
Talk shit, get hit?

He finally got to touch a girl.
You should be jealous.

Oh, I didn't know that. Carry on!

you seem a bit depressed though

hitting I could handle.

I have touched multiple girls. it's not really my favorite.

You were asking for it with that outfit.

I love you!

I don't love you anymore

I want to cheat on you with your best friend at your birthday party

Spiced rum is god tier tho.

Pay more attention fam.

That is not a change from the usual.

I'm tryna find out by reading reviews online and scouring tech forums but I don't know... I can't find anything relevant can someone tell me if this is worth or a ripoff

8gb ddr3 ram, 2gb dedicated graphics card, quad core and amd a10 for 550$

I hit with bladed weapons.
Ask Murder, he should be used to it.

Which reminds me.

Don't you dare ignore me, you little slut.

you should've let him hit dat.

You don't even know what I was wearing

Just link it.

he probably wouldn't be into that. he's disgustingly straight.

hit with the flat part?

He wasn't cute

I could beat up Rin too, and just about anyone else here.

Rum is disgusting

Was it Bebop?

It all taste the same to me.
perhaps you've fooled yourself into liking it.

Sounds decent enough

I got something a bit better than that for $650 on sale before tax

Alcohol will fix that maybe

you're so cool lenko

bard that is wrong but I forgive you because you are bard.

Everything is a ripoff, you should hang yourself before anybody gets another opportunity to screw you.

I don't need to know to know.

We'll see how I feel when it comes to it.

prob XD

But you're not
;)

trust me, he's too straight for you.

There is actually a ton of variation in rums

So what is the job in and are you living solo or with roomies? I am curious. We have not talked in a bit. I have been busy

You should really work on that! There is a lot to life that I think you could enjoy if you found the right friends

Get keychain pepper spray.

you are in an awfully sadistic mood today.

Claims adjuster, with roommies because Cali housing prices are fucking insane

I've been working on it for years so

More or less it.

I have one! its smol and pink

yuk

Colbs, I know that.
Coconut rum is alright but why is the one known as murder giving you advice?

I saw it at Best Buy I don't remember the model name it's an acer laptop

OK cool my friend works there too so they will buy if for me and I get their employee discount xD

They taste vastly different though. Unlike things like vodka which have the same flavors more or less

You didn't act like it

I dunno, ask him

hehe xd

Would you at all believe me if I tried to argue that I'm in a subby mood?

Oh, at Best Buy? I got mine from there also, the floor model. I doubt his discount will be close to the like $300 off I got tho

Oh, fair enough then.
Should've maced him.

Where have you been? Sweatpants are the new g-string, and loose T-shirts are the new topless. It's by the good graces of every man you walked past that you weren't raped for what you did.

Or you could buy it I guess.

I might. but that doesn't mean you aren't also feeling sadistic.

NO, COLBS. NO.

He ignores me.
But, I like beer more. Fuck hoppy beer though. That's made for people that don't care anymore.

Not seeing the post

This was the job you were making fun of me for because you thought I was one though. Pretty ironic

Has it gotten better or worse?

haha plebs

Eh, it's fine.

You aren't interesting enough apparently

Beer is good, I agree.

I was? I thought that was other people. My mom has worked as an adjuster for 15 years or so, so I can't really make fun of it

It varies.

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Fair point.

I just mean in general.
And also to CHECK YOUR FUCKING EMAIL MORE.

Was it on sale or that much off just because it was a floor model?

Hey counter strike pro

Which beer?
I tried coffee beer and that was good and then gross by the end.

You could just ask on reddit.com/r/SuggestALaptop/ or something if you wanted people to actually be helpful.

point for me, you say?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Only just that you raise a fair point.
I may or may not be letting you have it.
I don't know yet.

Right in the kokoro.

What race is the bald mascot dude of Mr Clean supposed to be?

I anxiously await your decision.

a strong independent black woman.

keep drinking
it gets better

Ehh, yeah I know, but I know some ppl here know about computers so I figured I'd ask

Who is best CS:GO player(s) in animus?

Human

Probably just Tsuchi then. I can't ever be sure though

how you feeling now big guy? AX seemed a bit rough for you. Soto is a bad influence

I was out of town. Gomen

I suck now. Been overwatching too much. But heya either way

I was better than you and bebop the times we have played and I made you quit because you got tired of me shitting on you over voice chat while you were at the bottom of the scoreboard and I was at the top.

Nigger

You know those "the kid of 2050 will look like this" shit you see where it's like a bastard mix of nigger, spic, chink and white?
He looks like that.

"According to Procter & Gamble, the original model for the image of Mr. Clean was a United States Navy sailor from the city of Pensacola, Florida"

My guess is a disgustingly tanned white guy. Ick, Florida.

Don't pressure me.

I'll accept this.
I'll cry if you ignore me.

its so cute when its mad

yeah, kinda

I would never

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see

I've seen overwatch gameplay online and trailers I don't really like the visual style. It sorta reminds me of unreal tournament or borderlands with the crazy weapons and bright colour scheme

Obviously I'm biased not having played it but I don't really get the hype

Your feigned innocence has no effect on me.

Still looks like a white guy who can tan to me. I've known a few that can get even darker than that.

Blizzard could release a game where it's literally just a steaming pile of shit in a box and people would still but it droves.

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He's looks way too yellow to be white.

Would you play if it had a kuro skin?

But cartoon mascots and whatnot.

It is a fun shooter that you aren't really meant to put a lot of time into. It is very very fluid and plays extremely well. Just a comfy game that is well made

Google jaundice.

Bebop or Guero.

You're being cute.
So cute I want to take a knife to you.

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after reading what murder just said I feel the need to rectify his lies

no nigger, you were always too busy cussing out the other players on the team over voice to even be playing

you had no game sense and your aim was garbage at best, I was a beginner and quickly outranked and outfragged you

kys faggot

i HATE videogames

#showerthoughts

I mean, it would have to be Italian or something that can get some color. I'd still consider it white though. It could be other stuff, but that's what it looks like to me.

Yes, because a cartoon mascot has liver failure.

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Ohhhh... Yeah, I didn't know it was a blizzard game, so many diehard fanboys heh

perhaps >.>

I dunno I'd probably try it if I had a ps4 or xbox1 and could play w friends..

That does sound appealing, I love games you can pick up and play... Imo that's one of the biggest reasons CoD games have been so popular

Very easy to jump into

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The man the mascot was based off of could have had jaundice.
Then again, why does this matter.

So many cuts...
So much blood...
Just wanna stab and twist...

YEAH! AND IF YOU CUT A CORNER OFF OF A PIECE OF PAPER IT GAINS A CORNER!!!

Go kill yourself.

he might. wouldn't you drink a lot if you looked like him?

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w e w

hulu.
really.

netflix does not have every show

kys

piratebay does however

Mild curiosity as to what he even is supposed to be.

The baldness is from chemo, obvs.

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You're being boring.
I'm just gonna go lurk until I go to bed.

Hah. No.

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House of lies is good and netflix

way too much effort and space would be used to download everything I want to watch. I watch an unhealthy amount of internet tv.

exactly. as are the bulging muscles.

words hurt sometimes, rin.

bard pls nobody reads russian scans

cokeandpopcorn.ch is pretty solid

Only "Netflix originals" are close to currently airing shows on Netflix.
The rest is like multiple seasons behind.

Stranger Things was cool. I guess, it was too corny to take seriously.

Refresh my memory. Were you at the top or the bottom of the scoreboard during those games?

Pretty much what it is. Might take a bit to get used to the classes, but it is fun to learn

and I sometimes use streaming sites like that if I can't find what I want on one of the others.

what made lenko so butthurt at you?

And Hulu is only like $13 a month.

thats 8 dollars more than a kaceytron subscription
why even bother with shitty entertainment

nice

uh
hello
o
I do

More

12 without commercials, even less with. I splurged. without the commercials it's amazing.

Ever watched house of cards?

Any create-a-class type thing or just premade set ups?

Is it safe in here now?

butts are nice

this is not what I would call a "safe space"

you like to read gay shit in russian? OKAY

Will cost you an arm and a leg

No it's not, semen demon.

Butts are love butts are life

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not yet

i'm safe

Who the fuck doesn't have $12?

Yeah, it's just sort of baffling to hear someone say Hulu is a "waste" when it's literally $12.

Chinese people don't have 12$
Now what.

People in debt

hulu plus netflix is so much cheaper than cable it's not even funny. and I have devices to watch it on everywhere. it's so worth it. my netflix subscription might be the best purchase I've ever made in my life.

literally just stop being so poor like wtf haha

I'm not poor. I have 30 dollars

I pay for cable.
Because I have no ability to ever decide on what I actually want to watch and just flip through until I find something I want to watch.

'gay?'??????
Exfucking sccuse me??! this si clearly a
GIRL
and a BOY

Clearance

Anything but IPAs and darks

Yeah you're a popular subject :^)

I'm feeling fine. AX was rough because I made retarded decisions, entirely my fault.

对不起。
我是大学~

anyone know a good game i should buy
i a mvery bored

that's two months of hulu without commercials plus like a subway sandwich.

hey whatever works for you. I like binge watching things in order.

First League game on new computer was sexy af

Those high graphics tho

monster hunter

Shiner is good.

you are forgiven then.

COLBERT TRIPPED MAD BALLS
LMAO

I would give up one for a night with her, or someone that looks like her.

preferable they had a penis.

Although I would of had that dream come true if I had the money for sakura-con.

had it all lined up and everything with some /jp/ thai trap

Goodnight

id have nobody to play it with

I sense google translate.

Hahah.
Hahahahahaha.
No.
Their bock sucks.
Their Ruby Redbird and Prickly Pear Ale are okayish.

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sleep tight, grim

you sense very correctly.

I don't buy it, you're lying.

neat

nini

you live
IN A HOUSE FILLED WITH TRAPS!!!!! JUTS FUCK THEM!!!!!

yeah you and luke play it right?

so i'd only be playing with luke
sounds really boring

I'll take what is personal preference for 900 Alex.

Someone get in contact with Ghostie and tell her I'm in the same town now

I'm not picky when it comes to beers

Yeah, bad trips are not pleasant...

I dont watch western entertainment.

I am a weeb that watches free anime

But we went our separate ways...

I'm in Nippon now in my own house.

this is
HETERO
SEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can see you drinking Lone Star and tossing the cans outside your trailer window.

I have a few friends here.. I think I'll be okay

I'm sleepy

High lvl shopping skills

I have monster hunter 4

I was about to say.
No one here knows mandarin.

Keystone is terribad though.

im not gonna do that for your sake

What
how the heck did you afford to move to japan on your own
I hope you enjoy there

is it nice?

Bye

I watch anime when the mood strikes me.

there is a surprising amount on netflix and hulu, by the way. I don't watch it there, but it is there.

yes, that you do.

I sure don't.

If you drink Sake
You're a faggot

proof it

then go to bed

Don't live in a trailer nor do I like Lone Star.
Do you think I was born poor or something?

It was luck honestly.

Can't say I've ever tried it.

Me and Ghostie were okay though

IPA is the best beer though.

well double IPA

Seen all the worthwhile shit on netflix and they removed most of the good stuff.

i'll stick to private trackers and dling.

IPA

U know how I can,... if u think about it.

obsviously this is a woman

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if you go to see ghostie youre gonna get kidnapped and raped for the second time

I dun like the hops

Talk to Ghostie for me yeah?

You live in Tomball, so yeah.

different strokes for different folks.

Do not sexualize healing!

The UI house seems far from safe lol
You guys fight a lot

Can you beat up Ian for me first? please

Lmao @ Dealing dee rugs
Just dont get poppered
I hear its way worse over there

How the hell is Ghostie even gonna rape anyone?
Paper cutting himself again trying to get someone to love him?

if i see ghostie I'm gonna tie him up and rape him

What?
I don't think I've ever said that. I live close to there by 50 or 60 miles. But I do not live there.

I was a healslut before it was cool

What does that cutie have to do with anything?

I have never been raped or kidnapped, sir.

still don't believe it, does not look like it

but ian is my friend, why would I beat him up?

about what, and why cant u

Who am I fighting with?

I'm by myself

it was the humor that makes it important guys

dont question the logic

Nothing.
Just wanted to post something at you.

HAVE U
NEVER!!! SEEEN!!!!!
A
fuckINGF
FEMININE BEFORE>???????Bro

Why does everyone rape ghostie

Just to mention that I'm living in Thousand Oaks now, lol

She removed me from Facebook and idk her Steam so...

Is this your weird way of flirting?

then let's see it then, where is the pussy at?

Goodnight Lexi.

he's probably the most deserving person in the threads for rape

If I was flirting with you I would post porn on your steam wall.

Better lucky than good amirite?

Healers are so subby tho.. They only want to please others and help multiple guys at a time

I think soto started it...

GIRLS!!!!!!!!
CAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ghostie: i deactivated my facebook
ghostie: i didnt remove anyone

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clearly an woman

That is also incredibly strange. So just like you!

They're both alright

Soto thought she removed him because he fucked her gf or something

Bard is that you irl?

man I hope so

idk

is it once a target gets raped once and doesnt say something they become future targets for others?

I'm laying awkwardly and didn't care enough to proofread.

More Pohwaran please.

Don't be silly I am not a girl irl

Do you not like loli?
You should broaden your horizons.

I'm already sick of work today

Not my thing

hey is 2 gb of video/graphic memory good?
i have 8gb of ram

Loli is for people who want to rape children.

Which would you rather be ^^

I would expect that, yes, that is how that works

oh hi there

So basically badfox

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Lolis are for cute.
Not for fuck.

Oh hi here.

That better not be real.

It depends on the person.
Some want loli for cute, others want loli for sexual. The sexual ones are the kiddy fiddlers.

/pets

Good!

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I will cause you severe physical, mental, and emotional trauma.

stop, stop, I can only get so erect.

when you whip out your dick and then she do too

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all mine

Yeah but you can be turned into one.