This is the ideal female body. Titcows on suicide watch. Much better than the old Tomb Raider
This is the ideal female body. Titcows on suicide watch. Much better than the old Tomb Raider
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Why did you make a thinly veiled trap thread?
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That's a man in a bikini.
DO I SMELL A THICK THREAD AGAIN?
OH BOY HERE WE GO
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2009 was better
Right in between would be ideal tbh
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white girls don't get thicc, they just get wide, i can see why big butts arent popular in the caucasian community.
Because Holla Forums is trying to shit up our board.
Spotted the nigger.
They're called "capital letters," Jose.
Who's the stud in the op?
Capital letters are big letters, small letters aka "lower case" are not capital letters. Thanks for the English lesson, Pablo.
Post fat japs to negate this shit
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BRRRRAAAAAAPPPP
You either have to be 13 or a redditor to genuinely find that funny.
I'd let her fart on my face
she looks alright.
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She looks like Eve, as in Adam & Eve; she's the archetypal female.
kys, fet fetishist.
Take your ugly girl fetish and fuck off from here, faggot. Only attractive qts are allowed on Holla Forums
God, looking at her body, is the same eating a bowl of plain rice without curry or gravy or anything.
I've been thinking of doing this every day unironically but I'm worried it would make me sick or malnourished.
You mean like this disgusting shit?
Yeah, you'd get malnourished and fat at the same time. You'd look like those skeletal African children with pot bellies.
I see the problem
>>>/cuteboys/
>>>/fag/
>>>/soyboys/
meant for
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I just want to completely detach myself from my senses
Except for the second girl in the photo, this is disgusting.
The last Tomb Raider game was released in 2008. Anyone who says otherwise is a dirty liar.
Wait, oh God no… please don't tell me THAT THING is the new Tomb Raider!?
Pic related, you and your ideal woman.
Yes, she is. Fuck you, she's beautiful. Lara Croft is a poorly designed character, Vikander's portrayal will set things right and hopefully influence the design of new Tomb Raider games.
brb, gotta puke…
>>>/USA/
*thick, not fat.
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Fucking antifa-tier.
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I want the same model but in hapa.
This and thicc is a nigger ghetto word.
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gooks in vietnam ate nothing but rice and they beat america in a war
With mental illness?
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Yeah, right. We just got bored of winning and left is all.
Even pointy tit laura croft was better than this.
is that sam hyde's beard?
Shouldn't fridge threads belong on /ck/?
Titcows suck but so does she.
why hit the qt?
there already were new tomb raider games
they were shit though. quick time events are fucking casual garbage. the last good TR game was chronicles.
It was also boring as fuck. Everything about it the environment to the characters was just so bland.
actually the movie is a remake of the game
you have shit taste.
I meant the new one
Excellent b8
Meanwhile, I have the ACTUAL ideal female form.
probably my favorite scene ever done. Cute face, perfect toned body. Nice breasts for her size. Short hair. White. Pretty cunt. No tattoos. Only demerit is the navel ring
and lack of pubes
kinda wanna fuck
Why doesn't Hollywood hire instagram thots for their movies?
Their acting will be on the same level as that of "pros", except they actually look attractive.
I see where you are coming from but I can't feel good about giving those skanks anymore undeserved validation than they already receive.
Are you a gamergate supporter by any chance?
The only use GG had for me was it finally triggered a decent sized exodus and gave me an alternative to 4chan.
whats with all the deformed fatties ITT?
retards that confuse "thicc" with "disproportionate"
This is the ideal female body
Less than ideal face.
A fitness friend did that for a few days while 18 years old. Ended up with severe diarrhea by day 4.
Some food just need to be varied badly.
Legend says her tomb remains unraided to this very day.
Do you think it's not fully intentional? Hollywood pushes flat, super-skinny girls as the beauty standard for white women because being underweight can hinder fertility. Their goal is to make white people reproduce less.
This, and it pushes niggers for niggers to go after "thick" ie. fertile women.
Anyone who says thick women are nigger tier don't know what our ancestors were fapping to.
does she do good acting thou
OH LAWDY
The fat-acceptance movement is a push to turn women into whores, because they use dick as a means to prove their self-worth and attractiveness.
Since white men have some standards, they also push miscegenation, as niggers would fuck any disgusting and crazy fat white bitch.
no
This is not nigger-thicc, dumbass.
She is following me on Instagram.
=^_^=
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Hey Zach.
I don't believe you
Why no one believes me when I am lying ;_;
you need to make more believable lies
I won't believe anything over a 4/10 would follow anyone here.
But then again, there was the case of ann frank…
perfect, just perfect
how do you recognize some random thot from a fight as a porn actress ?
No lol some models/10 follow me on Instagram, just not that one as I didn't know her until yesterday.
I am a sociopath not a fat nerd.
t. fitness expert and paleo diet evangelist
Here is her IG:
instagram.com
She was doxxed.
what does she mean by this?
German incel spotted.
Not sure if she provides escort services.
oh ok
t. did trap porn
Huh? Why is she white?
based