ITT: Luka gets a fucking job

Squash is really the Zodiac Killer.

I agree with that to an extent, but at the same time it also falls on the person. That is why I'm talking to Luka right now, about the possibility of him doing something in the nearby future. Whether or not he does it is up to him, but it's my job - as a friend - to try and motivate self improvement.

I agree, no one is lost, and I'm not treating Luka like a lost soul. I'm speaking to him as a friend would, a peer. If I didn't care I wouldn't have brought the topic to his attention. At no point was I even insulting towards him, and I'm certain Luka himself would agree with that since he's been replying to me with no qualms.

I also think it's unfair that you're making it a point to bring up my faith as a tool to attack me when I haven't mentioned it at all in this entire conversation. I don't know Luka's opinions on religion or his faith, and I don't know most of the people's faith that post here. To me, Luka is just like anyone else, and to claim that I'm acting against him with prejudice with no evidence to these assertions are insulting to all parties involved. I can understand you being protective of your friend, but this isn't the manner you go about protecting them. You're simply shutting down voices of people that actually want to see Luka in a better place than he is now.

Pssh, you're one to speak tri-ball.

I never sought influence over anyone. I'm simply a mainstay, this is the right environment for a Chiri, if anything you're the one who's sad and boring.

I would have to go outside and be near people to kill them.
It just doesn't work.

\where the fuck

IS MAH SCOOTS

Him and lyin ted are the zodiac killer, this cannot be the work of just one man

You leave Gilligan alone.
He is sweet, and perfect.

Cold cuts? Oh, in that case it doesn't really matter. I thought you were talking breasts.

Come to mention of it, I really should have known better than to think that Ian would be talking about breasts...

You can bully them to death over the internet. What a time to be alive.

HE IS TALKING TO COLBS.

i AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

BRB DRINK

...

Did you just quote With A Spirit?

That's a dude, dude.

Yeah.

he started it.

Try it war god
You have to find
Try it
See into the mind

I am not that big a bully.

I'm going to take my free pass for the day and say I just woke up.

Be the bigger man child and end it.
End him.

...

Convincing enough for me

Nice

IT'S ONLY A DUDE IN 6 OUT OF 10 TIME LINES

iT IS NEVER OVER

GIMME A HUG OR LONDON RAID

youtube.com/watch?v=LXbXYO9F2O4

THANK YOU BASED ENGLAND FOR MAKING US KEEP ROTTING FOOD IN THE SUN FOR A WEEK LONG LIVE THE QUEEN

Drinkin one for my homie Proto and my best pal Scoot, still together in 2016

Raid london raid han

What? Ew

...

I'm gonna say it's probably your fault for being such a FUCKING QUEER.

It's a fag, fag.

WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

WE KNOW WHERE YOU WORK

YOU ARE NOT THAT HARD TO FIND

Wew whiskey o'clock

THE WAR GOES ON

RIFK

\NON CAN OPPOSE ME

WARWARQARWARWR

oh there was a new thread

...

You'll learn.

He is born a female in most of the alpha worldlines.

IT NEVER ENDS.

I LOVE YOU SCOOT.

...

i would take a picture but i kind of want to be able to eat breakfast within the next few hours

this fucking country i swear

It's a life goal to actively not do that.

The person is not always equipped to motivate themselves. I speak to this personally, I was not until I got professional help, and even then I am still not.

I still think you are to quick to judge.

Is your faith not a higher standard to hold you to? I would think that those of the faith would want to be held to a higher standard. My brother in law is a pastor, I only hold people to the standards that I think he would accept

Blah blah blah I'm not sad you are blah

Who doesn't like breasts?

weekly trashman happens everywhere loco

Love for wat god
Roll the lead
Brass on brass

NO, MORDIN. NO.

Go drink some coffee, you fucking salad tosser.

That's good. If everyone strives to be a better person then the world would be a much better place to live in.

damage control

RIFK FUCK

WITH REAL NIGGAS

Coffee is a government scheme to get me to be a slave to the mediocrity of the common worker drone.

God forbid I get any better.

The realest

Apparently a chick from Edinbourgh is gonna be living here for next semester.

SCOOTS GIMME A HUG

Tupac is still alive

it's edinburgh

learn to pronounce it correctly or she'll glass you. scottish people are violent.

He is born female with a vajayjay in some alpha world lines. He's male in all the beta world lines and the steins gate world line.

...

.

EDINBRUGH

EDINBRAH YOU WHAT

i LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS PISSS DRINK SNORT BRB

I get the joke.

...

...

How to get NEET moni?

draw pornz

You've gone full autism, Squash.
I'm sorry.
You won't recover.
Is there any next of kin I should contact?

Get a job.

The artifacts on this bothers me more than it should.

My cat.

All you need to know about Chiri 101

- You can hit me, but I won't go down that easily
- I don't run away from my problems, I know who I am. I deal with my shit.
- I am blunt, and I am honest. Always Chiri.
- I am a pathological liar, none of this was ever honest, but it was blunt. and it was honest, too.
- you're all aware that I am a narcissist, I also battle social anxiety and bipolar depression, but the character I created was designed to surpass and survive everything life can throw at me; I designed myself to be a survivor.
- so, it's still just Chiri.

I have no arms.

That's not NEET lyf.

You are not understanding basic concepts

SCOOTS COME HERE.

N O O N E C A R E S C H I R I

Well in the world lines where he is a girl, he's a girl, not mtf. So you can't even call it a little gay!

Not a Chinese-Canadian lesbian woman anymore?

really doesnt make sense when every praise kek post seems to get dubs/trips

how can christcucks even compete?

...

no ones cares

Not a dog?

That's the point.
He should still get a job.

That's not how reality works.
Dudes aren't "girls in other timelines teehee".
They're just dudes.
Because alternate histories and realities don't exist.

...

Wampanoag WAR GOD.

youtube.com/watch?v=apaJ3A56XbM

Ha ha it's funny because I just said that

Okay

Prove it.

...

That's not how NEET works. It'd just be money, not NEET moni. You're dense.

RIFK

Cancer, I guess. Or maybe it likes them a little too much...

Feeling the love from the cheap seats in the stadium

minus biologically female and everything still applies. I still consider myself a lesbian.

Reason: I don't adhere to the stereotypical male gender role; I should have been female - I relate more to being 'female' but without gender-branding like dresses and makeup- I am very attracted to tomboys, and I wish I could be a lesbian.

Now i have an entire day to melt away, but nothing to dooo

bump

That is why I was trying to politely motivate him.

My only judgement was that it was obvious that Luka needed more help. That is why I thought I could talk him through it.

I do consider my faith as a higher standard to hold me to, but I never violated any tenets of my faith when speaking to Luka. I threw no stones, and only offered him advice to a better outcome.
I find it unfair that you thought I was treating Luka - or anyone else for that matter - differently for the sole reason that they don't conform to my worldview. The worldviews of most of the people in this thread conflicts with my own, but I never treat anyone here anything but nicely in an attempt to build bridges. What you did was attack my character time and time again in the last thread in an attempt to paint what I was doing in a bad light, and you tried to slander me through negative stereotypes of my faith.
You can go ahead and hold me accountable to the things I do as a Christian, but at least be correct in what you're accusing me of.

Mordin, I know you're trying to say not gay because you're a girl in another world line.
Grow up, fag.
And get out of the damn closet.

Eww.
Just eww.

I'm saying no one should be allowed to be a NEET.

I'll make you feel like a woman.

RIFK colbs crying after smiles ripped his ass

i LOVE AND MISS THE REAL CHIRI

BEST MAID

So, I'm not gay, not looking for dick.

But I'm not normal or gender binary.
I should have been a girl.

proto

Everything is a lie.

Concept

Your head

Nice quads gaybear

I am out. I have no problems with admitting that I have had sexual interest in other males.

YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN A MOTHER.

I SAID IT FOR YEARS

HIGH IN THE MOUNTAINS

sweden yes

...

now that you overshadowed my post we're feuding
i hope you die

But I'm not normal or gender binary.

Where the war gos

Might play in an hour
Up for some rounds?

Okay.

Gilligan hats on lesbos out of jelly.

Atleast chiri-sama has bomb taste in music

...

\
iT'S TIME NOW BOY

RIFK PROTO1 GONNA STEP TO LODON

At some gas station bathroom i saw someone had written tegan and sara in sharpie
i laughed

ok

This is the real shit.

...

I'll give you some of my gender fluid.

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

HOW IS HE EVEN A LESBIAN?
HOW IS A DUDE WITH A LITERAL BEARD A LESBIAN?

Cancer is the archnemesis of breasts

Cheap seats? Oh god

I did not get that vibe.

Your judgment was too quickly followed by reaction, then.

Maybe you never violated your own tenets, but I honestly think you need to be more forgiving. Maybe I'm too nice, I don't know. This is the last I'll speak on the subject, I'm tired of trying to care

SERDETELIA WAR GOD SHARPIE RIFK

i LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEAT CHERI1

RIFK

NONE CAN OPPOSE ME DEATH TO CHICOMS

english.cctv.com/2016/07/18/VIDEfD5GB97HJICh2fZITUDu160718.shtml

That's one of the best pics of me.

I was really happy when I took that.
And I mean, I remember that I was really happy at the time. I've just moved to Vancouver Island, away from Ontario. I have a shit load more independence, I am getting shit done; I am rebuilding myself

What am I denying even?!

Gilly just a bigot

How are you such a FAG?

Tsuchi would probably do well in the 50's.

Nice
I'm out until then

sCOOTS i KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

they didn't take kind to grown men liking underage boys back then tho

But church scandals.

War god knows all

...

Everything.

Probably copious amounts of alcohol and too much tendencies to be a gadfly.

Wait. What?

...

Tegan and Sara are pretty great though, whoever vandalized that stall had some good taste.

I don't even deny the holocaust.

I'll just tell her that the fridge is mine and that she will have to find somewhere else to store her food

Then we'll see how violent she remains.

But no Jews were even killed by the Nazis.
There's nothing even to deny.

IN THE SAINT JAMES PARISH

I WAS BORN AND CHRISTENED

SCOOOTS I WONT ASK FOR FORGIVENESS

MY SINS ARE ALL I HAVE.

I identify as a qt loli.

Sins of brass

What about all of those people who travel around to tell people their stories?

I identify as a stegosaurus.

I think the issue with gender issues is that people against it must be picturing in their heads all of these people fucking.
I think anyone should be able to fuck anyone however they want, but the issues also cover people who are asexual, pansexual, or identify as a gender and are not sexually active... religious opponents seem to always assume sex is involved when it comes to gay or nonbinary sexual identity.

There was nothing to forgive since all of Luka's actions only hurt himself. I hope he can forgive himself in the future.

It was lovely speaking to you as always, love. Do take care.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill indiscriminately. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

That's just stupid

I identify as a human.

Liars just trying to fish more sympathy ninis for Israel?

*pets that*

AINT KNOW ANGEL GONNA SHINE ON ME

IT JUST YOU AND I SCOOOTS

RIFK I AM JUST LYING AWAKE

...

You're clearly a lizard.

Hey, fuck you.
I don't criticize your life choices that led you to identifying as a porn doujin.

Oh god

I'm transsaurusfluidkin.
It varies on whatever dinosaur I feel most like.

craawwwling in my skiiin
these wooounds they will not heeaaalll

Same
I prefer male pronouns
Sir or mister is also okay.

Pet deez

Fucking bigot, I'm blowing my rape whistle now.

Very adaptable.

I'm watching Rango on tv.

It sint hurting no one

Do you know colin mcrae?

Sigh

I take personal responsibility for all of those, I could have done something.

You do the same.

I only want to talk to you. >///

Nice to meet you, sir.

Who?

it's not like I'm out to convert their sons into lesbians

the rally driver? he passed too soon.
also, Colin Mochrie is a great comedian.

RIFK RIFK RIFK

MY NAME IS PROTO1

youtube.com/watch?v=MmL3EWonVgU

Ryan stiles too mang

What?

...

best platonic couple ever

I thought it was a funny expression.

Guess

Likewise, human
Two friends of mine recently left for Queensland for a semester. Is that anywhere near you?

O-oh Ian! I had no idea you felt this way about me! You and I can talk anytime!

I'm going to bed.
Give me sympathy ninis.

Someone give Ian drugs and alcohol and document it with your phone

...

Nini...

I did love their hodowns

Yes.

Someone give Chiri an opportunity and purpose in life

Oh wait no one can lol

Well, I only opened this because of you, so close enough.

Oh my, you saying you want to skip the talking?

I'm sad that Ryan and Colin never got any big paid gigs in movies or anything... despite being the fucking legendary gods of improv

I did more than you ever did by the time I was 25, then I got bored and said fuck it, I'm just going to troll people.

Neat

Lord know there is never anything else here worth checking on

Talking was never my strong suit

Mhmm sure you did

I was superman at 18 but decided it was boring and gave it up, bow at my feet and worship me peasant :^)

Who was it that you really wanted to talk to?

Easnt ryan in hotshots?

rifle rifle rifle

LOVE YOU SHOV

Truly for the best.

...

I basically exist to remind you that no matter what you do, no matter your talent, the majority of you will never succeed or get famous.

You'll always wind up in a place like this, where you can flash your badges and pretend to be someone important-

But the life lesson you learn in the end is that none of that mattered at all .. if you had gotten famous, what if you turned into an egotistical asshole? and if you stopped being famous how hard would you fall from the top?

I think, if you do try, and enjoy what you do, it doesn't matter if you get famous or not. I think just hearing someone say that they like what you made, or that they like who you are, I think that matters a lot even if you're not rich or famous.

I think you could've had your wish if you were here earlier.

Please, please.

Call me Chiri.

Consider me your new social hub and dictator. I'm the one around here who calls the shots and my opinions of other people matter.

I am the judge, jury, and executioner, but feel free to let me know what you think about my actions, I could pull a neck or two from the block if you really like that person.

...

Chiri has always been my favorite font of hot air

I couldn't be here earlier.

Chiri for dictator 2016

Work?

nah.

RIFK i KNOW A HERO WILL COME

Define "succeed"..

And why are you so fixated on fame, you sound shallow

pls

Chiri > colbert

Colbert cannot beat chiri 1v1
these are facts

I'd vote for you over Trump tbh

Nah, moving into a new house

Oh? How does that feel? I always hated moving into a new place, it takes so long before it starts feeling like home.

GIMME A REAL SCOOTS OR FUCKING DIE

Oh, I used to be fixated on fame.

Success is paying the bills, eating the food you bought and not getting sandwiches from the welfare drop-in. success is your own personal measure of quality of life.

For me it's staying out of jail, buying my own food, paying my rent. That's successful.

kek I have that pasta as well.

What was that other pasta where if it's used it becomes void?

IM THE REALEST SON OF MAN
WAR RIFK

Your standard of success is low and you underestimate animus posters

That's not even the best one from the OST.

SONG FOR SHOV1

RIFK

youtube.com/watch?v=uMN5mFS1x18

Colbert is a sponge, he's a likable sponge but even with three balls he lacks testicular fortitude.

Whenever he tries to play strong man it does not work out for him at all, and he looks foolish for doing so.

Still, colbs is a rational and occasionally funny guy and we love him unconditionally.
We'd never stab him in the back because he is our kin.

Says subtle

WHERE MEN DARE NOT GO

WHERE MEN DARE NOT GO
WHERE MEN DARE NOT GO THIS IS JUST A WAITING ROOM SCOOTS.

youtube.com/watch?v=iwLyIMqfbf0

He is bruh tier for sure

It's weird at first. I need time then I'll decide

scoots is right there

subtle saying that, really?

lol what

I AM GOING TO HURT YOU SCOOTS,

It's hilarious

Rifk war

because this is your standard of success

MMM GIMME A HUG

Is it now

Fir war god

Far Horizons is the best one.

i guess idk
i barely ever know what im saying

I am Spongebob

Post feet.

I'm gonna tell you a secret right now.

Of course, it's something that's totally obvious. But if you didn't notice, then it's going to be news to you.

The reason people respond to me and acknowledge me on threads is because this entire time I post my avatars with appropriate facial responses- I have always intentionally worked my character folders this way, because people respond to facial expressions, and being consistent in my expressions people 'got to know' my characters.
It's different from posters who just dump 'whatever' but after I worked Chiri/Matoi for a few years I saw that nobody ever caught on or emulated what I do.

The whole time, I was playing a character, but the rest of the board was trying to get people to post pictures of their penis

Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell.

I remember streets of WhiteRun being the best standard but there was one more I can't recall.

You can (not) improve

one can hope

RIFLE RIFLE RIFLE

EWAR WAR

First message you post at me are demands, not even a greeting after so long? I am hurt.

Oh yeah, that one is really good too. It's on my Skyrim playlist

SHIV IS A GOOD NIGGA

i AM GOING TO ROCK MY PASSPORT AND KNOCK SCOOTS OUT

loodz

I feel like we were never apart; that is how strong my esteem for you is.

I admire you because you're like the smartest and most down to Earth person here

What is up my nigger

I'd post a doubting face but I'm too lazy to find one.

The reason I'm ChiriMatoi is because I'm myself bipolar.

I have episodes, clashing depression and optimism, suicidal and inspirational trains of thought, bouncing around, and I feel like a split personality, so my avatar formed just as well to become the extension of me.

Rifk

...

you are my favorite scandinavian poster currently

...

huh?

...

Thanks.

I know you act like a creepy stalker and stuff but if you really take to heart the stuff I say, I think in the end I would gladly take your compliments, should you grow and learn and teach the next generations after I die.

Currently as in in this thread?

I WIL;L FUCKING KILL YOU.

ICE CREAM RIFK2

I LOVE YOU CHORI

SONG FOR SCOOT

youtube.com/watch?v=iVr5RtEqpc0

I have never lied.

I'd post another one now

the whole thread i think
WAIT SHIT casper still exists
maybe second best poster in whole thread?

I want to keep all the knowledge to myself and rule the world

It only works if you share it.

youtube.com/watch?v=wzip6512h3A

Kill em all war fod

It's hard to beat Casper yeah
It's okay though, just move me to a relevant spot on your personal list. Thread credit and all.

...

rAIDCHAN WAR.

GOING TO SEE YOU SOON.

i feel like this is something i should get nude payment to do

Won my first placement match in Overwatch.

Going for a job, bbl

I'll share it with people who want to help me rule the world

jog****

What the fuck, so being second best scandi poster means nothing? Fuck you Boo you huge faggot wtf

Lost most of mine, fairly demotivating.

Yeah, I guess I could help you rule the world.

well....
i guess if youre the second best scandi poster it means you can hurt my feelings...

Well, to you, at least.

I decided not to take it seriously.
Just going to have fun with it and win what I can.

...

who is this artist?

FUCK WITH THE BEST

AND DIE

BUT I KNOW A HERO WILL COME

I accidentally read second best as second biggest

Hooray, someone's using Bern's tripcode.

Hopefully it's someone who's more of a challenge.

its darwin aka chris chan

A DARKNESS WILL BLOCK OUT THE S
UN

I won't challenge the mentally challenged.

You brought this on yourself

Okay I will believe you.

I thought I could do that too, but the same stupidity from any other team based game carries over to it and it's even harder to carry here.

...

BRING BACK THE NIGHT SHOV

...

Rifk

THE MIGHTY ROAR OF THE RAIDCHAN GUNS

sex in spanish is sexo

...

FUCK WITH THE BEST AND DIE

RIFLE RIFLE RIFLE

YOU HAVE BEEN THUNDERSTRUCK

youtube.com/watch?v=ebBjGp7QOGc

.

...

WHERE MAH SCOOTS?

Is that you? You lost some weight.

mfw golf mk1

Goodnight my love

Now that Chiri is gone the thread has become boring....

...

...

...

...

Hi

i'm still dizzy... i can't even jog today... bbl...

damn that sucks

I need to get some sleep, tomorrow is ridiculous and I have to work all day.

here, music
youtube.com/watch?v=VbFm7HCeYGY

gn

...

SAY MY NAME.

Wampanoag1

Clock, I heard you are an unfaithful whore who can't stop begging other people to pity-fuck you. Is it true?

I can do this.

If you fall you'd be safe anyway

I'll probably break all my bones.

No. It's not true.

Hence why the image was "I lied".

I'm not sure. You do seem like one. Also, you seem to have some internalized homophobia. It's fine to like cocks. You don't have to be ashamed of it.

Whatever.

Who're you

Whatever

why shouldn't he be ashamed?

If you think you know shit how about you fuckoff and not ask me.

you and neko would make a cute couple

Where scoot

You're a cute girl and you're gonna be my waifu!

Why

well maybe cute is the wrong way to put it
they'd be a fitting couple

i AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

where mah real scoots

Woah, you don't have to be so rude. You are already a whore, and a self-hating homosexual. What is there to like about you if you are rude?

Don't you fucking ignore me.

...

Neat.

morning bread

Im the fucking real deal

am gonna watch a bunch of cars drive in circles for a while

WE ARE ONLY GOING TO GET ONE SHOT A THIS

RIKF STUXNET NIGGA

RIFK WESTPORT NIGGA

ISLAND HOLD ME

HE JUST FELL

TOJO1

HOLD ME

3 FOR 3 BABY!
7 MORE MATCHES TO GO!

DROP THE BOMBS
SLAY EM GOD OF WAR

YOU GOTTA LOWER ME DOWN
LOST SWIMMER

LOST SWIMNMER

LOST SWIMNMER

gl

I'm getting all jittery. Not sure I should play 'till I calm down.

Fortress? More like tomb. War god on the rampage

That's probably for the best. Just do some quick play to get warmed up next time, don't wanna be nervous but ya gotta be in the zone.

RIFK

GOONNA HUG ME WHEN i GO TO YOUR APPROBATION?

HE JUST FELL

GONA GET YOU SCOOT

is that some other furry person or what

Yeah, I should probably learn more champs.
I only really play support heroes.

76 is pretty fun though, and it is a hybrid support with that heal.

Who?

Brothers in arms against the world

no not you

Me? No. Test.

Given that I know most fur posters I would be able to tell you the answer to your question better than most.

Given squash is a fucking degenerate

aw what
oh no
i didn't know you were in on the overwatch meme too

\ BODY OF SENIOR CHIEF
pararescue jumper Rick Smith

pararescue jumper Rick Smith

pararescue jumper Rick Smith

pararescue jumper Rick Smith

RIFK LOVE

Now you know.

Scoot, I swear to god.

you have COMPLETELY RUINED my day

TEST WANT TO PLAY THE REST OF MY PLACEMENTS WITH ME?

I've never even done competitive.

Sure, why not.

WAR WAR WAR WAR IT NEVER ENDS

...

BUT THE BODY OF SENOIR1 WAS NEVER FOUND
/

HE NEVER LET GO

i AM GOING TO HURT BRITISH HACKERS

MNOTHER DANZIG

squashwannaplayagame

youtube.com/watch?v=cAO_BuKPWiQ

Me and Test are in ranked Overwatch if you want.

I am the beast

what level do i have to be for ranked

25.

im too low my dude
have fun tho

RIFK PSYOP TO MINDWAR

RIFK

Bangarang

GIMEMA A HUG OR DIE

BRB DRINK

youtube.com/watch?v=DtoIGsgoNXk

...

...

But if a job is had, how will he find the time for leeg skins, and subway, and sweet~ pure~ yuri~?

Love for ear god

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