You arrive at the theater stuck behind this, what do you do?

You arrive at the theater stuck behind this, what do you do?

There seems to be tons of empty seats so I'd probably just move over when the film starts.

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Lynch

inb4 darkies

lmao cuck

you mean niggers?

all I will say is that they will definitely not be white and watch anime.

I would kindly ask the woman in front of me to please let her hair down so that I could see the screen.

I'm sure the sheboon will gladly comply.

That'd never happen to me, I only watch kinos and there are no niggers present during their screenings.

Avoid eye contact with Medusa

checked

Cum inside her hair.

I wouldnt have sat there in the first place. If I sit and she comes after me I would just switch seats, instantly.

take a shit on her head, it's not like she'll notice

I think someone would notice if they suddenly started smelling better.

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if you watch the kind of movies a nigger would enjoy you're doing it wrong
also

Sit back and take it because i won't mansplain on that strong beautiful black woman

Throw up at the smell

fumigate the entire theater for bedbugs

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I would wonder how i ended up in a theater and find the nearest exit