I know I'm like a year late, but am I the only one in love with Quiet?

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That's pretty pathetic.

Canon to the lore or not, there's no way this isn't legit. Kojima must've deliberately picked an actress who resembled Chico. He looks like a chinese andy warhol, therefore gay after all.

Why did you keep silent for a whole year, OP?

They have brown hair, that's about it. It's not even the same shade of brown

I only just got the game for Christmas

every time

you mean Stephanie Joosten, one thing Kojicuck does best, put pretty girls in his games.

I killed it, fearing it would inevitably betray me. I choose correctly it seems

Ah yes, Chico honestly looks more like a female than Quiet.

She looks like sarah silverman.

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I don´t care if Sunny's a loli
Eva is great, and Meryl, too
Naomi, I don´t care about you
It´s Quiet, I´m in love!

Is this dunkaccino parody?

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>>>Holla Forums
Filtered.

I think I'm getting feelings for D-Walker.

This isn't just me who is experiencing this, right? I mean, his funny, charming voice and personality, his slick, smooth design… the way he walks… oh god the way he slides around. When he moves, his body just moves up and down slowly with each step, with each angling of the legs for that sliding. Whenever he stands still, his legs widen up, fully displaying himself to Venom… and then he goes and says things like "Driver assist!" As though he thinks I don't know what he's playing at. I'm up to your tricks you fucking walker gear…

So yeah, anyone else getting feelings for this walker gear? Only me…?

Oh god what am I doing.

you should build your own d-walker irl and then stick your dick in it.

Sounds to me like you wanna /clang/, user.

I, too, want him to walk on my D.

Not really. Quiet has a better body and, most importantly, she doesn't talk. This therefore makes her the perfect woman.

Enjoy being covered in leeches every time you have sex with her. Also, bukkake's out because you could actually drown her in semen.

Paz is voiced by the liberal SJW Canadacuck who also voices pic related. just trying to ruin your fun

How can he be a cuck if he gets all these pretty girls to be in his games?

I didn't know Nana Mizuki was from Canada

mah girl lili draws the best snakes

who doesn't?
>>>/joosten/
not a huge fan of Big Mama tbh

Plebs, all of you.

While I do like Para-Medic, it's hard to rate her as best MG girl when you see so little of her face and, more importantly, her body.

wasn't Para-Medic a slut and a coalburner?

you have patrician taste user. those are the two best girls.

also nice dubs.

Ow the edge. Man, it is shocking to me how autistic some of the people on this board are. Kys my man.

No. I don't know who you're thinking of but it certainly isn't Para-Medic. Unless you think she fucked SIGINT

I'm not certain but I am almost certain

We talking best MG girl in here?

You all sicken me.

I can't believe I share a webzone with you fags.

She is pretty nice despite likely becoming a deranged hag later on in the timeline.

ayy

Jesus this is outdated
If Chico is quiet then why did he try to kill Big Boss/Venom Snake when he was in the hospital?
Also we know that Quiet was being interrogated for different reasons
Also we know now that the words that kill are the language parasite.
Also the sausage tweet was more likely a reference to the sterilization that everyone had to go though.
Also why was there actual concept art for Chico if Chico is quiet?

Option A: Big Boss turned him into a girl, "farewell sausage".
Option B: He's literally been MK Ultra'd. In fact, the butterfly is a symbol for being mind controlled through rape and torture. IIRC the monarch programming control or some such shit. Also, keep in mind it wasnt just paz that was getting raped in that prison in ground zeroes.

It was a joke image anyway. Well, it was until the SJWs started taking it seriously and Shitaku started posting articles about Quiet as the first transgender MGS heroine or some shit.

Go to sleep Zero

The sausage tweet was more likely a reference to the fact that he had a sausage for lunch.

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>>>/frog/
Pepe was a mistake.

Jesus fucking christ is he trying to open a burger joint or what?

claim the board. make it what it should be

the dude wants to fuck cheeseburgers

But the boss didn't want to change the world, she wanted to keep it as it was.

Did you not play Peace Walker? Where the AI completely based on her decided to drown itself to prevent nuclear Armageddon?

She wanted an end to war. She wanted a world without borders. She comes from a rich illuminati family. She's a textbook globalist.

No you're not.
And believe me, you'd be even more in love if you had the chance to met Stefanie, the woman who did the mocap, like I did.

Can't say I blame him.

Truly shit tastes

What was she like?

Peace Walker had four legs and was ugly

The last thing your mother had sex with had four legs and you don't hear her complaining.

Two vaginas.
Maybe more.

That's because she's dead

Kind, smiling…She didn't mind taking photos with the fans.She was actually patient, even with the most enthusiast fans ( the kind of guy who could call her "Quiet" instead of Stefanie or ask her to talk in Japanese ).
She also appeared to me as a curious woman, eager to learn things.

It was a weird experience to meet the face and voice of Quiet, because at this moment you realize that everything you loved in Quiet actually comes from Stefanie. Her body language, her smile, her eyes…

Thats brutal user. I'm sorry for your loss.

I would give a FROG the healing D

Indeed. And Kojima didn't even have to try with this shitty character. She has about as much depth as a character as a wetpaper bag.

This whole text radiates with "Obsessive balding fat 40-something stalker"

Everyone in Phantom Pain feels pretty underdeveloped really.

Except Huey

A waifu needs to be good looking and act cute. I'll leave "real" women for the numale cucks.

That probably has something to do with the fact that it's fucking unfinished

Try harder.

b-b-b-but she's so perfect, her eyes, her hips, her curves, her titties.

I'm disappointed.

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Too Pure to Be Your Waifu Tier.
The Boss.
Emma Emmerich.
Sniper Wolf.

She'd make a good wife Tier.
Rosemary
Olga Gurlukovich
Amanda.
Fortune.
Alice Hazel.
Meryl Silverburgh.

Fuck and Run Away from Tier.
The Beauty and the Beast Unit. Every hole. Every angle.
La Clown.
Lena Donnel.

Deserves to be shot in the back of the head Tier.
Paz.
Cecile.
Naomi.
Eva
Paramedic/ Dr. Clark.*

Loli Tier.
Lucy.
Sunny.
104.

Lesbian Tier
Strangelove.

Ayy Lmao Tier.
Venus, does she even have a vag?.
Ursla/Elsa
Teliko.
Paramedic/ Dr, Clark.*

Worst Girl. Period.
Quiet.

Her lack of chin is extremely distracting.

It's like Chin-chan all over again.

None of those harlots are pure, and Emma is a fujo.

no loss, she was a whore anyway.

This.

not that I'm entirely unsympathetic or judging but it is… a bit too low even for Holla Forums.

Was it ever adressed why she never wrote things down other then "I

I see a perfectly fine chin. What bothers me is that her actress IRL is way prettier.

Everything about this list is shit.

Face scanning somehow always manages to fuck up the face. Maybe it is because the optical illusions created by make-up cannot be applied in a video game.

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I just stumbled on this thread and read up and i'd say im quite well informed on the situation. Here is my opinion:

You are the one that is sad. Not the other guy. Though that's fine, most of us are sad in one way or another!

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You and several million teenage boys.

Now I want to go to Wendys but I have no money.

can't you get one of the junior burgers for like 99 cents?

Your list is awful and you should feel awful

I see a chin. It's the lighting.

quiet has a banging body and of course i think we all have a thing for a quiet, obedient girl, but jesus her face disgusts me. like, i can't really put my finger on what it is but it just genuinely bothers me

Holy shit, has anyone made a soundboard of this and called a burgerjoint?

It might be that she actually looks like the kind of woman that would be able to shoot a rifle decently.

you need jowls to shoot a rifle?

I was talking more about stereotypes but yea probably.

labels stick youngster, no matter what.

JP does it all the time, not to mention Kojicuck has been elevated to the position of godlike as far as gaming is concerned.

I have money for hambagas but I can't walk due to stitches.

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I think these hamburgers are a little underdone, son.

You fucking cuck.
Why would you even consider making your waifu get a bukkake?
What it really means is that she is really good at deepthroating.

user, do you understand what those pictures represent?
Those are drawings of women who are supposed to look sexy while flaunting around the bloody mutilated remains of a cut open and severely burned animal.
I'm all in for eating a burger, but you're not posting lewds by doing this. You're making my dick shrink so much it became a temporary vagina.

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Yeah seriously.

If you don't find the concept of a woman with a bloody, slaughtered beast arousing you're probably gay

Blow it out your burgerhole.

You should look at Kojimbo's previous game, Snatcher.
Also, post clang you fags.

I want to cuddle the black one.

Turns me on seeing female members of my own species dominating other species from the top of the food chain
Feels good to be on top.

I WANT TO FUCK KOJIMA

I got the next best thing just for you, then.