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press f to mourn punished-lenko, the angry manlet who cries because he'll never be a girl

remember that us humans over 6 feet are truly blessed, and we must be thankful for what we have

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Hail Satan

That wasnt even a maid outfit or a skirt, what are you doing son?

Eden of the west is nice fam

Isn't r/a/dio dead?

I will return shortly.

women's swimsuit.

f

who here has a lava lamp

I used to want one as a kid, but they're heavy, delicate, expensive, and generate too much heat.

They arent actually made out of Lava
Crazy shit

thats what they call my dick

Never been

i wonder if badfox would date me

yo lets go see secret life of pets tonight

Soto do you know who ryonaloli is ?

nice desu ne

thats a big dog

I'm on my period

so?

it's like 3 pounds famalam, DYEL?
true
15 dollarydoos
I'm in AZ and I have one.

I used to have one as a kid

they get pretty lame kinda quickly

k...keep me posted

N-No

Also what's your name on there?

not a small 4 inch one
I'm talking 14inch+

it smells like fish when it dries up

hail satan

I had one when I was a kid, was so cool.

ok, how does that affect a movie date

Oh nevermind then.
wakabakaflame

you're not even a satanist

theres no such thing as a 4 inch lava lamp

are you tardo?

you'll throw up in your popcorn

my lava lamp is 13 inches

Used to...maybe.

I have never owned one nor do I plan to

...

for what purpose

Your lava lamp is 5 inches average. :^)

praise kek

it's like 5.7-5.9 last i checked
i think theres pictures floating around somewhere

you realize how big 4 inches is right? that wouldn't even make sense.

The standard ones are over a foot tall

ooooook

wiltedmushroom.jpg

I knew there WAS something fishy about you!

TUUUUNAAAAAAAA

when your cock is bigger than boo's

girls dont mind
so your opinion certainly doesnt matter

BULLLLLLLLLSHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Tell me about konachan or kurokospammer

Aren't lava lamps usually smaller?

hail satan!

shut up

I don't wanna do anything this weekend

its so hot and i don't wanna move

pretty sure girls shrivel their nose at a dried up penis

only the one in asia
my lava lamp is pretty average

go back to that picture sci posted

don't you just want to take it in your mouth? suck it and play with it a little?

i bet you do.

didn't you go to AX and not even get laid once?

I BARELY EVEN TRIED TO

...

only if we have an emotional connection
call me your lover and i'll take that dick in my mouth like a champ

why'd i type this

because you're a needy slut

Literally anyone and everyone in there is a faggot

11/10 would be best girlfriend.

blue, red, purple lava lamps?

...

kek

psst, loco
was that actually your cock that got posted last bread?

what if i want this relationship to be non-BDSM related
;_;

anything for you, gnomes. I'm back now.

get a load of this fag.

Post you're waifu with a quick message to her.
To Yotsugi, You're cute. I want to get into a snowball fight with you !

...

yeah

nice isn't it? It's a good pic.

pls no bully my irl friend ;~;

Kinda just wanna fuck bc after the movie if they're a chica

thats scarlets gf

agree

loco is my waifu
he's only started being nice to me now
how am i not supposed to take advantage of this

...

hey ali did you wanna have a threesome at AX or are you gonna give me scarlet for myself

i dont really mind

Shut up and take it like a good slut

also wish it was WAY brighter

Subtle, I want to straighten out your teeth with my fists

Love,
Soto

not gnomes? I miss gnomes.

rofl

AMAZON NO

Ali what do you look like

hes around

I play league with him

10/10
gib more pls

To myself, You're handsome and would stare at the mirror all day.

Now what, desu?

tell him I said hi.

...

who were the victims

Your dom game is weak fam

muslims are always the real victims.

but I am a girl

okay

this is deep

yikes
do you know what he looks like?

Soto, I want to trip on your spaghetti while falling on top of you.

*Slides your InuYasha doujin paper you printed out under your door*

...

I can dom just fine when I try

Minatsuki please stop looking at me that like

Who?

Axel looks like this, which is me. Now talking in third person for some reason.

Damn I remember that story
so long ago dude lol

...

how do u get so cool

Dunno, reported shooter was reported to be "White male of big posture", though Holla Forums apparently shows images of handcuffed middle-eastern looking dudes. Though, cops haven't said they detained the shooters yet, so I dunno. Either way is neat because we're fucked anyway.

i've lost this conversation

I wanna enjoy the movie first

do both at the same time

yeah what loco said. it's dark in there.

kek

OK LADS, I'M GOING TO TRANSLATE THIS FOR YOU SO YOU STOP ASKING WHO THIS FUCKING GUY WAS

Balcony Guy #1: "You fucking asshole!"
Shooter: "Because of you I was bullied"
B G #1: "You're a fucking cunt"
Shooter: "And this is why I have to buy guns and shoot you now"
B G #1: "You fucking asshole"
B G #2: "Fucking Turks"
B G #1: "Fucking kanaks" (bad word for foreigners, especially Turks). Hey this guy has a loaded gun, someone call the cops!"
Shooter: "I'm German!"
B G #1: "You're a cunt, that's what you are!"
Shooter: "I was born in Germany!"
B G #1: "So what? Look what you're doing right now!"
Shooter: "I was raised in a Hartz IV neighborhood" (= basically a shitty neighborhood with relatively high unemployment rates) I was in treatment since I was a child."
B G #1: "Yeah, treatment is exactly what you need. You should be in a mental asylum!"
Shooter: "It has nothing to do with...."
B G #1: "You're a cunt!
Shooter: "Shut your fucking mouth!"
*starts shooting*
B G #1: "You're fucking cunt. You're shooting at me"
Shooter: "Yes"

Video ends.

I just so happen to never try

;_;

...

...

Just stick to being a power bottom

can you believe it

How does this team look? Good?

I wanna cook and clean and take care of someone nice

By lying

Lets watch Ghost busters and make fun of that ugly ape-looking chick

whew tl;dr

youtube.com/watch?v=aBozHHwe0w4

I'm nice, right?

Are you Baka?
I can smell you from a mile away
Take a shower already fjc

looks good to me. as long as you aren't thinking of actually trying to be competitive with it.

No

washing more dishes

bbl

I am though

baka is banned retard

tbh I just mainly hear "arschlog" but that's about as far as my german vocabulary goes

no but seriously youre 'hip' as they say
i dont know how to do that im a big square
teach me your secrets

...

oh. oh dear.

;~;

what's wrong with it?

lol really? why js he banned?

bebop is literally hitler

You can have this round.

lmao

Daijoubu

oh lenko.

lenko.

lenko.

actually it looks just fine. I like a team that isn't cookie cutter smogon

twitter.com/rTaios/status/756626167713656832

Dude looks turkish tho

Well I did copy some of the movesets but those items and evs are pretty standard.

well he freed me so he's not all bad, right?

I mean the team comp itself. I don't know what the current meta is, but back a year ago or so when I was still playing it was the same 10 pokemon rotating around on every team.

I need an anime to watch with gore in it.

Any suggestions?

I picked what I like, at least for every role I need.

NO ITS NOT DAIJOUBU AT ALL

how people seriously play pokemon past puberty is beyond me

mystifying

the best thing he did was add ids so i can keep you filtered
which i forgot to do

parasyte.

karen approves.

Non Non Biyori

...

who

this guy.

woopsie daisy

You can have all the sluts you want though, just probably never settle down. Sounds pretty daijoubu to me

karen. from pokemon gold and silver. famous for saying that good trainers use what they like, instead of just what is strongest.

oh yeah, the dark type elite four girl

that's the one.

pokemon is for children
children!

your opinion is noted, sci.

Seen it.

You trying to make me feel better? kek.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Norway_attacks

thats not an opinion thats just the fact of the matter
my opinion is that casual play out of nostalgia—sure i can get that. do a playthrough of red every couple years it's cool.
taking it seriously or EVER thinking about pokemon "strategy" in adulthood—really weird and offputting

...

your opinion is noted, sci.

what about the fact of the matter? is that noted properly now?

he probably had reflex mode on
what a pussy

I saw no facts.

u motherfucker

...

she is in my top 10 favorite female trainers

beta uprising confirmed

i'll say again you were much cooler when your identity was still a mystery
now youve been outed and rather than try to maintain a good rep u try to look as ridiculous as possible

super uncool dude
i trusted u

wow, fuckin jock

is that what I've been doing? interesting.

yes, she's quite good.

you had a voice man
you did something different

now youre just another small part of the animus mob

it hurts me deeply to disappoint you like this.

/r9k/ confirm

forbes.com/sites/fruzsinaeordogh/2016/06/02/explaining-the-sam-hyde-as-mass-shooter-meme/#11b7bab58d90

lmao

come back to being cool i beg u

I was never cool, sci.

There are no beta, alphas or omegas. You are whom you are to be.

I recognize that flute.

wait what happened?

cuppers is the only person that gets a pass on pulling the mysterious unimportant oldfag. just kinda embarrassed that fucking grim figured it out before me

you were cool! you did something that was more or less your own! all the steps you take towards the mob take you further away from being individually awesome.

yesss tp night!

it really wasn't, nor is it now, important.

if only I could see myself through your eyes, sci.

shut up sci

ROFL

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS BOO!!!

Oh btw you should join my Harem
Subtle's in it

Wow Holla Forums is retarded.

ur thinking about it all wrong
u gotta see urself through ur eyes
ur real eyes

my eyes are not real.

No.

i know
almost as bad as sjws

i thought he pulled it off really poorly
but i guess there are some people that don't realize he's bern
but people here are really really braindead

wrong

eh it is what it is. can't say that i spent much time mourning your posting death, but it's super rad to see you. coming and going is just kinda part of being in an autistic community. most of my favorite people just kinda pop up now and then, or died

it's nice to see you too.

PRAISE KEK

DEUS KEK

it's not bern doofus

now ur getting somewhere

Wow Desu, didn't they ever teach you to share?
We can always spitroast the britslut

I was bern the whole time.

see? even youre braindead tp

it kinda sucks that it takes shitty shit for some people to get sucked back into this

Holla Forums really is retarded boo
ur the sjw-tier idiots of the right

hes 100% bern

He's for me only

goody

yeah. but what can you do.

good morning scarlet

such an embarrassment

i kinda imagined bern coming back and ignoring me. but he never came back.

actually i think he did for a post or 3

not much. i've even been so bored lately that i've lurked Holla Forums. like what the fuck

ur still kinda okay for a fag
gotta get back on the right path my dude and youll be cool
keep it real

I go on Holla Forums all the time, but mostly just for porn.

i really like this cartoon

all you had to go was go into the archives
it took me like 10 minutes to find old bern posts

which are the exact same style as bernsa's

its late afternoon though man

I'll keep that in mind.

u better not just be saying that in ur sarcastic little twat voice u use so much
i trust u

if you didnt just wake up why wait so long to come and talk to me

tp
tp
tp

my sarcastic twat voice is my normal tone of speaking.

Does it make me a bad person for coming home to my gf after cheating on her and giving her my most convincing/fake smile, then kiss her and tell her I love her?

adultery is a sin

yes.

Yes

...

wonder what the tone is like when you're trying to sound sarcastic

must be horrifying

1st for FUCK OFF CHIRI

fml

i guess there was some drama lately where like people made that snl/ghostbusters ape leslie jones rage on twitter by calling her an ape. and like that gay british conservative milo someone got perma'd from twitter. it sounded like something Holla Forums would do so i checked it out. sho 'nough

nah bern has a completely different typing profile

i don't get email notifications and i'm right here

nah that's the whole concept of a bottom bitch

hi chiri youre back again pretty soon

you just say that with 0 proof
your hillary voting mentality is showing tp
go back to the archives and check for yourself

I don't really have to try very hard to be sarcastic.

I love milo. being banned on twitter is a badge of honor for heroes like him.
shame about the focused racism though. just makes the leftist idiots think they are right.

give me ur thoughts on this pls pastebin.com/iu5EM7s9
ty

suppose u did anyway

fuck you I won't do what you tell me

in relative time

everyone sins tho

But would it be justified if you were gonna brake up with her anyways but still wanted to fuck a couple of time before breaking up with her while still seeing some other girl
I wanted my cake and ate it too

I thought that was a side bitch

I can't.

Someone buy me the album Styx Helix.

no, not really. just a bad person thing to do.

i want to live in 2 dimensional time for a day ("day")
would u?

well as it stands the only non pedophile talking to you right now is me
so if i cut you off its just YOU AND SCI
A HA HA HAAAAAAA

yes u can!!!!!

Oh please don't let me die
Waiting for your touch

Straight Bet is really good too :3

I'm actually a nice guy tho

unless you want to make unironic posts, i think this convo is dunzo

the funniest thing is that he just got blamed. i don't particularly like him but i like how he triggers people

i'm not sure what i'm looking at

like the gf that you keep going back to is your bottom bitch

wait you have an official gf?

that doesn't sound like you

it's not that elderly african american is it?

Nah this was back in my late HS days

Good times

why do canadians who pretend to be girls always try to get people to buy them things?

actually chiri never did that shit

it's sad when fucking chiri is the top of any grouping

it's a list!

bad people can do nice things. look at me.

his ability to upset people is wonderful.

There's no real way to justify it, it's a pretty shit thing to do

not sure what it means

it needs more categories

that doesnt make it right soto
it takes you away from god
do you really want to be separated from god?

you kinda wonder how much he actually believes what he says and how much he just wants to be a contrarian for triggers. regardless, it's amusing af

I'm comfortable with my non-paedophilia and neutral/indifferent to my environment enough to say that this board doesn't bother me.

I don't dabble in mere hypotheses. When I'm unconscious I live in a dream realm; this life, while more consciously tangible, is a more boring reality that imposes limitations.

what the fuck

the girl has to be dumb as fuck to trust soto anyway

the categories need to broader/more fluid for my purposes

Ep7's insert, at the end, is on the same album.

And 2bad I'm not going to pay for a single from an albumless WHORE.

Only that's a lie.
If I felt secure spending the money on my account I'd've done that already.

having followed him for a while and listened to his show every week, I can say with confidence that he does believe the things he says. and I happen to agree with almost all of them, for the record.

oh this was a throwback blog?

i thought this was real time

what do you look like anyway
i hope youre not horrifying

What's that supposed to mean....

arent ur dreams in a way limited by ur experience of reality? wouldnt dabblimg in hypotheses give ur dreams more potential?

what are your purposes

well thanks for confirming. i was kinda unsure but he does like edit a conservative website so i thought he probably did, or worked really fucking hard at being a troll

not even really sure what he's against exactly. like sure when groups get behind vague words and concepts it's usually a joke

rank by individuality rather than quality

sci does this turn you on

he is against social justice warriors, basically. the people who are obsessed with skin color, gender, and all other things that don't really matter. you should check out some of his videos.

Have you been cheated on before?

lmao you wish you were bad

I don't want to be separated from god cause the closer I am to him the closer I can get to sheltered religious girls that don't know anything about doing lewd stuff and I talk them into messing around

Religious people are easy to convince ngl

Ikr? It's fucking weird
How does that even work

Rin pls, I know more about them and Re;Zero than you
Just download the FLAC on nyaa

Just randomly reminded myself of it
Good times

Like when I would lie to her and say I loved her after just cheating on her you get this rush of excitement like you're just like "Oh man, if only you fucking knew"
I would get so turned on by that
Man, thats kinda fucked

I wish the opposite, usually.

besides that, sci.. I have already lived out several 2D lives, remember I used to write comics.

They can be pretty surreal, but I very rarely lucid dream- it's more like I experience vivid alternate realities where I'm a participant, and it's only through very keen dream memory and memory organization that I remember them, and I'm often inspired by them.

I looked better when I was in my 20's.

actually when I think about it more
I have no idea

i dont really get turned on anymore. it's quite sad.

but yes that image is pretty neat kinda i guess.

That's irrelevant

smfh

I am incredibly proud of my ability to find the artist, album, and year of any weeab trash animu tunes come up in any bullshit I watch, okay?

In that sense I find the list odd, considering you have similar people in different categories all around the list.

I promise you I'm not a top tier poster

Ask Colbert

brb i have to focus my attention on Holla Forums atm

godspeed, tp.

Thats like 100% relevant to the topic though
i could get how you don't approve of my actions cause of some bad past experience but I think we've all been there
Like I got cheated on and decided to do the same to others.

You're gonna go places Rin

but the more you explore and experience in reality the more your dreams will have points from which to jump off and explore further, yes?

He's quite the avid negrophile.

Yes but even if I wasn't I'd still think it's a shitty thing to do. Why even bother saying you love someone or want to be with them when you're seeing other people it's a waste of everyones time

Yeah, like, right back to Re:0.
So I can be one of the cool kids knowing what's hip and recent in the life of bestGirl and friends.

people are rated on the whole, not by specific character traits.

oh whoops
yes i was overzealous when i was making it
i meant to edit and put you further down but forgot
ty

Well yes, traditionally that's how a psyche is built.

I think my mind has perhaps a propensity for creativity, so the environments I dream-live range from the mundane to the spectacular.. but you're right, more often than not I'd say it's influenced by reality and my subconscious draws most of its material from there.

...

I still don't understand what it's based on, I guess it's one of those vaporwave things where you never know what is real art or not.

yeah so go explore fascinating hypotheses u goofball

Cause if you stopped saying that to them they'd suspect something was up or the relationship would slowly die out and that would mean no more sex

And honestly that's all I wanted
Sometimes you just have to tell a little lie to get what you want, even if it means hurting others :3

lol all fucking late to the emotional rollercoaster

it's based on my personal impression

Tbh, orange R*m is kinda hot.

You're a mystery, so no clue at all.

rewind

u are pretty good

but most importantly ur hip

two completely separate qualities

good!

You're too dishonest, put yourself before others and endanger yourself and others far too much for you to ever find happiness from someone

I like this version better

for the record milo is a scam-artist and has never offered any interesting insight into any issue

...

he's a boring one-trick-pony pundit

his trick is being from Holla Forums

...

dont ever call me a leftist ever again or i'll find u
i've done it before

Wau, she's so good at twister.
So jealous.

What's more fascinating than quantum realities?

I'm not one to be dropping any 'theories' but I feel a lot of the dreams I experience are like alternate realities; by dreaming them I have made exist such a state through observation, and it is thus 'real' to me, but since we both know the source material was drawn from my own memories, so any sequence is unlikely to be replicated anywhere else.
Unless telepaths are stealing my good ideas.

Doesn't really help at all with my social butterfly behavior.

I've been doxed before. as expected, nothing came of it.

I've gotten to the point where I'm too lazy to check my grammar.

When I drink, my OCD to proofread anything I've written takes a back seat to my egomania.

They probably couldn't think of anything to do that would make your life worse than it already is.

You don't need someone else to find happiness, you can find it yourself.
I think that's where most people fuck up alot, so many people rush to find a partner to love when they don't even love themselves and pretty much depend on the other person for their happiness.
Pretty idiotic then again I honestly don't know how relationships work, never really been a fan of them or felt like I needed one.
I feel like relationships just limit you and eventually get boring.

I want to eat that.

could be good biotech career opportunity

yes

nonetheless dont call me a leftist
i hate them more than u could ever know

at the time my life was pretty alright. but yeah, they were dumb.

It's fried duck egg noodles with imitation crab, mushrooms, and scrambled egg.

Disappointing.

then stop saying things like a leftist would.

it looks delicious and I want it.

...

how

so calling milo on his bs makes me a leftist? fuck off dude
i'm harder right than you could ever be pansy

...

Don't worry i'm here.

More of Chiri's food porn: fried zucchini with a coating of rice flour dough

I want one of my irl friends to cosplay Al so he could be my aniki

faggot retard Holla Forums is just like sjws
pathetic
embarrassing for them to be on my "side"

hooray

Because trying to understand what you appreciate in a person is damn hard.

Maybe someday someone will treat you as bad as you've treated people and you'll change

fried zucchini w/ alfredo and parmesan

it's not difficult at all.
is the person underage? then sci appreciates them.

zucchini is disgusting.

But that's illegal.

i have the same frustration

classic pol
u idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so wrong

That doesn't really fall in line with the list.

age ain't nothin' but a number, baby

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Holla Forums and /r9k/ are the same exact board and that board needs to GO OUT

Tell me once you figure it out on your soul search, unless yours is eternal akin to Tak's.

it's an acquired taste, it's definitely not a cucumber.
That's why I fry em. they were free; some huge ones came out of the back yard garden so I whipped up some dishes based on zucchini and they were quite edible. I added apple cider vinegar when I was frying them, to give them a little 'pickly' taste.

*pet*

I suppose when you put it that way I would at least give them a try. I do like pickles.

dont know if it is
i may never know

who is drinking with me?

r9k is full out white knight beta losers who also hate women but also love them and wish that they could treat them right etc etc

r9k was all for bernie too

totally different boards

Someone already has which is why I don't believe relationships are for me
Instead of changing for the better I changed for the worse and now just go from girl to girl
Because of this now I really ever doubt seeing myself being a serious relationship cause Im so used to changing it up with different girls or hell even traps that I can't see myself being loyal to just one person
Even if it's someone that is really cute, we share the same hobbies or whatever
Even eating a fancy steak dinner everyday for the rest of your life, you're bound to get tired of it

Would if I could.

was that all u had queer? come on

Dill, right? fuck sweet pickles. Dill master race.


chiri





pls

theres no important difference between socialists and the alt right

...

I could

Whatever works for you soto-tan. As long as you truly believe you want that I wish you luck in your endeavors no matter how degenerate they are

you of all people? this is unfortunate. I can usually count on you.

I got bored. you should try being more entertaining.

fuck sweet pickles is too light of a sentiment for how I feel about them. they are worse than hiter. dill pickles are the best.

drink drink drink.

...

Thanks for the support.

Hey qt

excellent. do it.

any time. now compliment my hair.

I know enough.

Time to violate Desu in my dreams.

D-Don't call me a degenerate ;~;

Hm hm.

Yes daddy

did he actually say this

Is that your only quest?
Also how's the school thing going on?
Just asking since I don't even remember when was the last time I talked to you.

degenerate

Did you get the snap of that hobo this morning, ban

goodnight, emily.

why do you not have alcohol?

Ok you deviant

l-lewd...

am i not pandering enough like ur precious little special bus board does for u? sprry u brainwashed urself queers

have fun wallowing in ur memes amd never seeing the truth

you are being less entertaining. you are moving in the wrong direction.

:')

i dont go on r9k

You look like an ogre with a wig on.

I haven't checked anything yet.

Have alcohol.

Just on call.

Finally someone understands my hatred for sweet pickles and relish.

Only dill pickles should ever be on meat/bread compound concoctions.



That being said, there is hardly anything in the world that can top the combination of mayo, sliced ham, pickles, cheese, lettuce, and mustard. In that order. because the sauces go on the bread to soak in, and the rest of the layers are free to mingle.

that's the stuff.

unfortunate. you have my sympathies.

At least I dont wear girl clothing and wear make up

Call me a nice guy instead

it is refreshing to meet someone else who knows how to properly make a sandwich.

Hm hm.

yo soto
can I post the pic where Odra wakes you up with a bottle of water

a shame

Your welcome

what do u need milo to reiterate opinions u already brainwashed urself into believing to be entertained?

like i said, same thing as Holla Forums as far as im concerned

remember how fucking lazy you were, literally dying from hunger and you couldnt just get up and make yourself some food until way later

yeah go for it

...

you're boring.

when was this? all the time? sounds like all the time.

I'm sure you have your reasons as to why you are the way you are. I accept you regardless of your past soto-kun, just don't take it out on others

FUCK OFF REEE

One can only dream of getting this rekt

lmao
earlier this week

I remember when you linked the wrong person.

YOU'RE POSTING THE SAME FUCKING AVATAR

I do not remember this.

oh, ha. that explains things.

im back in 2017
in the meantime need a job so ive been half-heartedly searching

and youre precious
goochy goo

I'm posting as Silver right now.

Hes a faggot that takes my pictures.

I always tell them to not to put any pickles in my hamburgers.

Yeah I just realized

are you getting monster hunter or nah

I haven't taken a single silver picture. they are good, but not what I want.

You should go into telemarketing and then have a nervous breakdown.

I've lived a few years on the ramen and toast diet, when a jar of pickles or a scrambled egg were few and far between; I can appreciate a proper sandwich with all of the basic ingredients, nothing too fancy.
I left out tomatoes specifically because I don't eat them anymore, I can't seem to digest them. I'm not sure if it's my colon or the produce industry coming up with new methods to prolong a tomato's shelf life.

how you feel when you look at yourself and see the after gym pump

C-Can I still cyber Subtle behind your back tho?

I'm not a fan of tomatoes, myself. I do like some red onion on a sandwich now and then though.

not much, gonna bath and bed soon

Its highly unlikely.

You can't post anything thats not female I bet.

Well, good luck to you in that, living in the same hell currently.

not true at all. everything I post has a penis.

i mean i never really think "faggot anime character" when i see my pump

Right? I don't like onions myself but at the right time and place for an onion, they are appetizing.

screw mcdonald's rehydrated onions though. nothing is more nauseating.

We both know you don't do that, I wish you'd stop being so self destructive though soto-kun, it's a shame to see such potential be wasted away

grim buy me monster hunter and we can play together a bunch.

i dont do that

thanks and gl to u also

the alt right is retarded

Need to get all of that dough out of your hair?

they do not do a good job with them, no.

I like to put onions in the pan after I cook a burger and cook them in the juices for a minute or two, then add to the burger. so good.

I just got out of the shower and it was pretty nice.

I haven't seen any yet.

they don't just flop them around. that would be indecent.

Just think of all the manipulative, scripted cold calls you could make to old people who aren't quite all there for things they don't need or even want.

Well, you reap what you sow
Im pretty sure all those girls Ive hurt will come back to haunt me in the future or i will never actually find love

It can't be helped

Thanks to you too.

Oh, that sounds perfect.

Caramellized onions ftw

right

someones doing that to my great-grandma it's not nice

I could eat them by themselves, to be completely honest. but they are much better on things.

left.

This is my "I take offense to that" face. Here.

Have you ever thought of not making the same mistakes that other people made to you ? Do you not remember the pain you felt when you happened to you and wish to never have someone feel that way and change your ways ? It can be helped soto-kun, you just won't do it.

milo is a useless one-trick-pony for people who act like retards clapping for the funny clown man

izaya drink with me.

you're no better than sjws

i miss having a working shower

Things on other things is why cuisine is interesting. Different takes on combinations, classics and remakes, personalization.

black lives matter.

black lives matter.

My grandpa gets a bunch of scam calls, luckily he's still sharp and can deal with it.

I never knew you were such a culinary connoisseur. cook for me.

fuck blacks they can be wiped off the planet for all i care
fuck Holla Forums they can be wiped off the planet for all i care

my granny's too far gone to help herself unfortunately ;_ ;

ha

The building I work at has a ton of showers in it and I rarely shower at home now a days.

Basically the plot of Ratatouille.

Yeah, that's pretty fucked up. Nigerian scammers pls go.

lucky git

Food is almost as important as music, to some people.
Well, that and food is important to everyone.

I have a few personal recipes I don't mind sharing, some are simple, some more complex, but I developed them to my own tastes; I had a stint in food service for a time and enjoyed customer responses to my 'specials' on late lonely nights when I worked the shifts alone and cooked whatever I wanted.

it would be funny tho to just baffle some old people as a telemarketer without scamming them or whatever

Hollowed Ichigo was the only cool thing about Bleach tbh

I havent really cheated or had an affair with someone else in quite sometime
Now I usually stick to friends with benefits and they are generally okay with it until they start catching feelings then I have to stop talking to then before they get hurt even more

Maybe I just like this self destructive lifestyle

Maybe you should work as a hospice nurse.

Ay, you made the move alright I take it?

Idk, but yeah it is pretty cool

ITs alright

any1 wanna play sum bidya vames

i feel like im doing just that with cupcake right now

his shrunken Holla Forums pea-brain can't even fathom what's going on right now

i dunno thats frightening
because i feel like it would 'change' me and i wouldn't have a sense of humor anymore

I'd be down to Overwatch or something in a bit.

Be honest soto-kun, you don't enjoy it and only use it to hide the pain you feel inside. It'll only make it worse you must live and learn and make better of yourself before it's too late. Running from yourself is a race you will never win, soto-kun

Mom?

If you can't laugh at death, did you ever really have a sense of humor in the first place?

and in the process cupcake is digging himself even digger into the animus mob pit

such a shame

sounds pretty good. I might hit you up for some when I stop being too lazy to ever cook for myself.

I'd be down. what's your battlenet?

...

good point
still cant laugh at lobotomies though they scare the shit out of me
what do u think?

Squash#1923

i hate sci

Wasn't a move, just returning home, but yeah! Only took like 20 hours.

You're right
I think you're the one I've been looking for all my life
Let's get married

these things happen

do u like milo yiannooisdjkfpaloialf?

i guess ill finish the update squash

added.

izaya drink with me.

You know what I mean.
Glad you made it alright.

Sarcasm will not work on me soto-kun, I can not love someone who doesn't love themselves

I think there's absolutely some humor to be had with lobotomies.

but dont u think it's terrifying that u could get knocked out and in like five minutes not even be a person anymore?

I'm ready when you guys are.

fucking dr-dropped

hey queenie

see above

dude there's a new thread
"seinfeld is unfunny" is just a cultural trope
seinfeld is hilarious