Lindsay Ellis Spends a half hour calling a film about beastiality progressive

It’s like a self parody of a feminist millennial at this point.

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It's like a sad parody of channel autism at this point.

She pretty much female spoony isn’t she?

I swear. She photoshopped her thumbnail to look thinner.

I've isolated myself from cultural marxism so much. Is this really how bad it's gotten?

It probably gotten worse than this.

I really don't understand why this movie is so popular with feminists.
Most women? I can understand that, if you've ever looked at a female artist's porn you'll see they can be into weird stuff. If you've ever seen an user on /a/ or Holla Forums say something along the lines of ">tfw no monstergirl waifu" then just imagine that but with a woman instead, because it's the same thing.
But this idea isn't original, and that's why I don't get why extreme feminists like Lindsay are praising this so much. Fuck, even Shrek did something similar to this. Stories like this go all the way back to Greek times with Pasiphaë.

Muslims were right about women. breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/03/06/shape-of-water-themed-dildo-sales-skyrocket-following-oscars-success/

Oh, so women can buy their fish dildos and that's empowerment, but if I go to buy deluxe dragon fleshlights suddenly there's a problem.

Pretty much.

What’s worse. Fish dicks are spiked.

nasty fish fucking harpies

I remember there were some studies on what women thought the average penis size was. A very large amount thought it was 6-7 inches, when in reality it's about 5.5.

Does she take the knot?

but we defeated the feminists from youtube!

You think she consider a aborted fetus a dildo?

butt plugs at the most tee hee

I wouldn’t be surprise. Lindsay Ellis intentionally got knocked up to do a Abortion student film.

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Really all this tells me is that anyone who still gives a shit about movies are nymphomaniacs and pedophiles, which isn't exactly breaking news.

My god that video was fucking boring, words word words and some bullshit monster in film theory she pulled from her ass.


Find her and get her drunk. I bet she's anybody's after a few.

I hope so because thats one of my fantasies
Just imagine her taking that big red dog dick into her pussy

Most amerimutt women think porn actors have 14 inch dicks (hint: biggest one is 9.5, most of them are below 8)

You're practically begging Zach to dump his bbc folder at this point.

who?

Lindsay fucked that weird guy from TGWTG that always wears a bag on his head, a dog would probably be a step up.


I'd be more surprised if Lindsay hadn't screwed a dog to be honest.

JewWario?

Didn't Based Jim hypothesize she aborted Spoony's babby starting his downward spiral into depression and trannyism?

doubt it

thanks for the information jim

ToddInTheShadows. He does pop music reviews.


Spoony hasn't dabbled in transexual shit, that was a troll account

she is right about that at least

I was watching a vid about an ideal penis size study a couple weeks ago.


"A sample of 75 female participants were asked to handle 33 prosthetic phalluses in a range of shapes and sizes created by a 3D printer, which is surely the best use of the relatively new technology we’ve heard of yet.

They were then told to sort them into their ideal penis for their long-term partner (or ‘sex buddy’) vs a one night stand. In order to remove any racial bias or stereotype, the fake willies were all blue.

Turns out that women’s perfect penis size is 6.3 inches long and 4.8 inches around for going steady and 6.4 inches long and 5 inches around for a fling."


The average erect penis size is between 5.5 and 6.3 inches, FYI.


Read more at marieclaire.co.uk/life/health-fitness/womens-ideal-penis-size-51213#3VUKBbCK1zSdeRTW.99

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6'3 inches didn't seem unrealistic as an ideal to me. I thought it would be larger.

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Feels good

Someone will love me, right user?

checked
i would also add about 1 inch to those numbers, the women probably wanted to seem like less whores and lied a bit

No one loves niggers.

THIS IS NOW MGTOW THREAD

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genetically engineered sex dolls/biological androids are the future

It's their own fault for trusting women word for word but it's kind of revolting when women deliberately use weak willed men then act like they had no idea what he was after

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What's the context of this scene?

Chloe and Max break into the school at night to look for evidence, then decide to go for a swim

Never happened with me. I only date boys

But what about the dialogue?

Two dykes run around, vandalizing property and smoking weed while whining about their family. That's literally all the game is about.

lindsey is suburban momfu

shame what she did with her life. nice girl.

they talk about their love lives while swimming, and when Chloe asks about that nerd guy who's been courting Max, Max says he's nice

to be fair, you have to have a very high emotional IQ to understand Life Is Strange

If they are cute then it's ok

Chain her to a waterheater in your basement and love her your way.

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I swear, I hate you all.

He is talking about the TGWTG Jimkino where he speculated that Spoony was the one who knocked up Lindsay and that it was his kid she aborted for a film causing Spoony to begin his descent into alcoholism and depression.

Will today be the day Spoony kills himself? Cross those fingers kiddos.

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No, that's obscurus lupa

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That's why they oppose robowaifus so much. Roasties know they'll be obsolete

Just watch his TGWTG series.

MAX IS A GOOD GIRL
Chloe's a fucking cunt

I did. that's the joke.

wubba lubba dub dub=
>>>Holla Forums

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Chloe is hella cute

Now that?

Sounds like something from a Hentai.

would let max sit on my face tbh

most feminists are coalburners. these kinds of movies help rationalize such an abomination in their minds as being "totally natural".

Lindsay is damaged goods but highly intelligent, and considering that she deleted her twitter temporarily from having to deal with too much SJW shit, there is a small chance she could turn to the side of good.

Are you going to try and heal her with your diq user?

She's (((highly intelligent))) for sure.

She's slightly intelligent. I'd guess her IQ to be in the 101-110 range.

Your waifu is shit user, I don't know why you want to fug a retarded sjw post Spoony's abortion, but you have issues that you need to work out.

She's irredeemable.

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THEY TOLD ME THIS WAS A GOOD THING

The further down the feminist rabbit hole a person goes, the more they disappear up their own ass, until their perception of reality is so twisted that they cannot muster the self-awareness to realize what they are doing anymore.

Might as well kill myself

Honestly, I don't know how these people function as human beings! Is this shit permeate every aspect of their life? Do they ever left their hair down and engage in racist joke or two? I want to know.

Their lives aren't fun. They're either busy bulling people that don't live up to their robot standards or are busy being scared shitless that somebody is going to bully them for failing to live up to their robot standards.

Spoony hasn't been arrested yet.


That is not at all how Pasiphae fucked that bull. She made Daedalus create a wooden cow for her to get inside and allowed the bull to ride her.


Begone thot.

There is literally nothing wrong with "hella." Chloe is a super thot though.