If you were bradley cooper and could get literally any grill in the world you wanted who would it be?

Probably the 6-7/10 who works at the card shop I go to on fridays because she's obtainable for someone like me (if I didn't have zero social abilities, much less with girls) and cute.

She doesn’t have a large intestine so couldn’t make a log.
What about you Chad McNormalfag who would you pick.

No I pick all of them, I'm Bradley Cooper.

You’re missing the point which is you’re a rich handsome movie star who speaks french.

I'd make the same decision.

I would too. Just imagine the look on her face

easy choice

As OP I’m the one who has imbued you with the power to transubstantiate into bradley cooper hence also make the rules. You only get ONE choice and it’s final. Say all one more time and you wake up as DJ Qualls instead.

Easy choice.

Post who she looks like.

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I don't know who she looks like because I don't pay attention to celebrities.

Give me the address of her shop and I'll tap that ass for you.

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I just come here because it's a designated shitty board, I don't actually watch tv or movies.

Reported for being ryan gosling.

Is he sexy enough to seduce a pure 2D girl?

gibs me dat address, witeboi, you aint hittin dat

her

Ella, the Russian escort?

w-what?!
I demand proff

I'm not gonna go digging for proof, but it's well known that she does escorting.

but i need to know where I can buy her, damn it

I'd get the Queen of Holla Forums

who

Excuse me

Why did you sneeze?

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Have you bumped enough threads yet, you lying faggot?

Z A G O T H R E A D ? !

My waifu.

No, see
*inhales*
You wouldn’t need a 2D waifu, you would have the confidence and physical prowess for real female companionship absent the worry and insecurity. Get it?

This faggot was a model. Let that sink in. This is what amerimutts consider a 10/10 dude.

Gun X Sword was pretty cool. I liked the hat thing and the space sword that became a robot.

But i don't want a 3d whore roastie, i want a sweet and kind girl.

That isn't a girl. It's a drawing.

Fine, faggot. Lizzy Caplan, and I'd bully her throughout.

Exactly and if you were rich and handsome you could actually have that, in fact your same current levels of escapist insecurity would be transfered onto the female you selected. She would be in a constant state of doubt and uncertainty
while you were able to watch anime, shit with the door open and basically anything else you wanted to do as long you didn’t cheat. Ffs you could pick one based on cooking ability alone or at least be like this user

and pick a grill you hate just to make her life hell.

I don't like girls. I just want the validation.

Sarah Silverman tbh.

I'd get some prime cuts

brittany snow
she is a fucking liberal too
i guess if that mattered i would have never had sex and gained height.
idk why but i want her so bad

one of the first blu rays i've ever watch. attack of the show shilled and it was ok. thats when 720p was high def. omfg i am old….

Sue Lightning tbqhwyf

Looks like a bulky girl to me famalam.

best movie ever man

I watch only in 144p.
t. filmophile

Is that you on the left? you lucky son of a bitch

This guy has a verified Twitter account, let that sink in.
mobile.twitter.com/RayChase

can't wait for you to actually sleep with a shemale and then commit suicide

t. dark mage level 32

Why was that dude so popular in the tranny porn industry? He's fucking ugly.

please

This guy is also the VA for the main character of the latest Final Fantasy game and Sue is a huge fan of them and cosplays as that character all the time, no surprise they'd take a picture together.

I would never sleep with any other shemale than Sue tbh and she's about to hit the wall badly so not for long

I would marry her and we'd build lego together all day.

Source?

Theryn is best trapfu. Or maybe that blonde that only does strip teases that gets posted every now and again.

was there ever any doubt?

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hitomi tanaka

Worse than a regular camwhore.

who hurt you?

Her by not delivering the goods.

swimwear is my fetish

t. zach

this may interest you then

it does interest me because I like Bliss too (but I never saw a wrestling show).

hmm no thanks I'll take Sue.