I was watching Big Bang Theory and the Howard character was trying to impress this girl so he says...

I was watching Big Bang Theory and the Howard character was trying to impress this girl so he says, "My people invented circumcision. You're welcome."
What the fuck? Welcome for what? What is that even supposed to mean?

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The implication is that uncut dicks are unattractive.

I'm guessing something to do with that theory that guys with circumcisions last longer during in sex. Don't know how true that is though, probably bullshit.

Name a more insufferable character in the history of Holla Forums.

Jews think slicing off a baby boy's foreskin is the pinnacle of civilisation. In other words their entire cult/race is mentally insane/retarded.

Urkel

You're full of shit.

>>>/reddit/

Circumcision was invented in ancient Egypt. Along with lots of other creepy body modifications to kids.

He doesnt look Egyptian at all.

t. nigger lover

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So, when are cutting off eyelids and entire patches of skin from arms and legs going to become the next hip thing?

Dont forget the rabbi sucks on it as well right after he does it!

You're a kike lover for defending Big Bang Theory.

OUR WHOLE UNIVERSE WAS IN A HOT, DENSE STATE

I think that's only the hasidic faggots, but these cunts actually gave some jewish baby boys fucking herpes by sticking their diseased mouths on their freshly cut dicks.

you get less feeling with a circumcision so its probably true as it would take longer to cum.

It seems that the majority of girls in the US (and in my experience from talking to chicks I know, in Canada) that are brought up thinking non-cut cocks are weird/gross/unsanitary. Personally I've never had a girl act weird about me being uncut though when we've had sex (my experience isn't super extensive though since I've only been with four, and one was an escort lel).

Foreskins are cut for hygenic reasons.

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Name them.

Oh (((you)))

How the fuck are you accusing me (I'm the first post you linked) of being a Jew for that? Are you actually telling me that people here aren't raised to think non-circumcised cocks are weird?

I am not a desert dwelling subhuman that doesn't know how to wash his dick with a soap every day.
Literally LMAOing at your "life".

BUT NEARLY 14 MILLION JEWS AGO, THE SHOAH STARTED, WAIT

THEN MANY MANY YEARS AGO LIKE SEVENTY AND EIGHT
THE JEWISH MENACE WAS TO BLAME, TO GERMANY THEY BROUGHT SHAME
WE FIGURED OUT THEIR GAME
WE BUILT A CAMP (WE BUILT THE DEADLIEST)
GAYS, GYPSIES, THE DISABLED, KILLING ALL THE UNSTABLE

IT ALL START WITH A HOOK NOSE! HEY!

THANK YOU, TRULY YOU ARE GREATEST ALLY

It doesn't, but it hugely increases the likelihood of erectile dysfunction.

smegma is good for you

Women produce more smegma than men.

I know.

Circumcision makes the penis aerobic, which makes it a very harsh environment for many types of anaerobic bacteria that can thrive under the foreskin. That said, I will not have my children circumcised. They will be taught proper hygienic self-care.

smegma is good for you

The jewish propaganda is so deeply enrooted in the average American. Scary.

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I thought washing with soap isn't right since it can cause soreness or irritation. Doing it occassionally is ok I think but warm water is usually enough.


Learn to clean your schlong chaim

wikihow.com/Clean-Your-Penis

GO BACK TO
>>>/cuckchan/
FAGGOT

and then I stopped reading. OP is a faggot and this thread is gay.

Go away, (((you))).

he is no kang.

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Chinks already cut off part of their eyelids, double eyelid surgery, look it up my negro.

Found the guy who's never had sex.

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Lmao

Only sluts care, just like size.

Yeah in 56% land maybe. Euro women prefer natural cocks. Fuck off, kike.

t.cutlet

I'm uncut masterrace, and the women I've been with have loved how smooth my cock feels in their hands, how nice it is to suck, no rough spots, no scarred bits, and my head is perfectly shaped, not some weird misshapen toadstool.

I don't think one would need to be a slut to have a preference if they had to choose.

^This

Only 56% Mutt women care about cut dicks.

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Mestiza + White American man = ???

*laugh track plays in background*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

break the cycle people


el chupacabra

European women like American men more

American women prefer Euro men.

East Asian women prefer white men.

I wish I was uncircumsized. I bet it feels so good.

damnit

It causes more problems than it's worth. Be grateful your parents got you fixed before you could feel pain.

Why don't you bend over and I'll show you how good it feels, faggot.

mmmmmm

Your uncircumsized cock is painful?

unfff

The foreskin protects the sensitivity of your head, whatever cutlets want to say, uncut masterrace do have extra nerve endings are have more pleasure in sex, even in masturbating.

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What problems? I heard it increased pleasure. If I was uncut I would wash my under my penis flap.


That's cause the American men they meet are the ones rich enough to afford a plane ticket and vacation. Same vice versa. Unless they're the one travelling.

Frenulum breve + skin bridge. If I ever have sex, my penis will tear apart.

Maybe you should get adult circumsion then? Sounds like a rare case to me.

lol, looks like you're a genetic mistake. kill yourself and let the rest of humanity get off like we're meant to

I still want my foreskin though. I should have been circumcised as a child, then I wouldn't know what having a foreskin is like and I wouldn't have the problems I have. Circumcision should be mandatory.

Daily reminder the big bang theory is kike apologia for jew relativism.

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Sorry man but on the bright side, at least you'll never know the pain of getting your pubes caught in it.

Surprised that right wingers suck Israeli cock. Murdoch media owned a big chunk of their news outlets and they jumped on the kosher dill really hard when it came to boogie man stories about CIAlqueada/CIAISIS.
All you got to do, is appeal to dominionism and monarchist romanticizing for apparent right wingers to start slurping Schlomo's pecker.

Sounds like you're just afraid to do it. If your penis flap needs to be removed for medical reasons to be able to have sex. Imo u should do it. But that's up to you.

Pulling out my pubes when they get caught up in my foreskin is a guilty pleasure of mine, feelsgoodman.

wat

That's right we only want our rapists to be while and pedophilic, its the chan way.

You see, if you Amerimutts let your pubes grow instead of shaving them to look like a paedophiles paradise, and didn't fall for the kike meme of cutting your dick skin, you'd know the pleasure of having long pube ends going into the crease between your foreskin and bell head. When you pull it out it's magical.

I'm considering removing my nails and toenails so I don't have to clean under them as we speak, wonder what looks that would get if I requested that at the doctor's

This show is still on the air? I thought it ended so they could start shilling YOUNG SHELDON to the neo-Hot Topic market of redditors

Einstein plagerized most of his works, and the theory of reletiity is flawed. Furthermore, the Big Bang Theory has enough holes in it to be dismissed by any coherent layman let alone a theoretical physicist.

I want to puch the fans o this show in the face. I have had the misfortune of watching this show multiple times. It is the most disgustingly stupid show on television, and what's worse is that it's pseudo-intelectualism treated as fact.

They are not based. They are only fools playing along in a game that they are set up to lose.

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Yeah, "thanks". Just like jews expect to be thanked for "multiculturalism" and homo shit. I'd like to thank them with free showers.

Not true. And sex is way better for both partners if the man is uncircumcised.
I'm circumcised and would kill all the jews alone just for that for making it popular. If only I had the means.

I have a skin bridge from being circumcised.

Pretty sure you can feel pain even before you leave the womb, genius. That "they can't feel it" thing is bullshit.

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In fact they hooked up babies to brain wave reading machine things and their brain waves changed drastically after undergoing this "routine procedure". They scream like hell and it's not because they're hungry or some shit.

so do I, but that happened because I got really hurt as a kid. landed straight on my dick at the playground and it healed weird. still…

he was right though, as windows continues it gets worse so the last gen OS is always better. "easier UI" cripples power users. Sheldon is right a lot of times. look up 'sheldon estrogen'.

Top Kike

Further psyop to normalize circumcision

wrong
im circumcised and would never let (((them))) touch my baby

He speaks in shale

ur not pregnant sweetie, just fat ;)

lmao if i ever had son
good chance i do but i never met him
too late now

stop being gay

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stop being homophobic sweetie

In America, girls have been indoctrinated to expect penises to be circumcised and to think normal dicks are weird. The funny thing is they can't always tell the difference if the dick they're looking at is hard.

He's wrong anyway.

feels good man

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And when you're middle age, it goes limp before anyone can cum.

I'm normal so I'm not sure about this, but doesn't circumcision make it hard to masturbate and in gerenal decrese sexual pleasure? If so, I can see some benefit in that. If sex doesn't feel that great it can help a man distance himself from his animalistic instincts and focus on getting pleasure through other more productive channels. If you don't spend as much time thinking about sex or masturbating you can focus on earning money and subverting your host nation.

This. Still sucks when the dickhead rubs against the underwear's seam though.

I probably invented the word roastie after having bad sex with some slut and I said her pussy looked like roast beef