♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

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what is it?

i beg of you

This ought to be kekworthy

It's just going to be a fancy smancy light up hat to display just how far arduino can be used to make cosplay props more awesome. It's not really cosplay, but I will be wearing it at the con.

I love LED loights
they make me happy

But, what about Lyin' Ted...

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One day I'll get more than 3 hours of sleep.

Then you will enjoy what I'm about to show you: adafruit.com/products/2736

I love these

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i see you
squoshin over ther

I love it
You have this on a hat?

Come deal with this.

I will in time. I have to calculate what parts I need to make it all work first.

Hoji is my nigga

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you dont want that im gross ;~:

What kind of hat? a federov?

Rabble rousing the plebs and uneducated. Thank you christie.

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everything he said is true dude
you can google it

don't be gross Bard, lol

This hat. It's also gonna have moveable cat ears because I am weeb trash.

wanna play a few rounds of skullgirls

cat ears are way too cute

I'm really rusty but sure, why the fuck not?

Right?

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be warned my playstyle seems to make people really mad
im starting da game

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Lol, thats like Jews being in the Nazi Party.

you should check out carson's speech
newt's too

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You make me smile thank you

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5cm per second :(

ITT SAND PEOPLE/PERSON

me and rusty freeman are so closely matched

i hope he doesnt power up

Fusion when

FUCK HES POWERING UP

The time it takes for you to get off the couch.
Gotta go now, see ya later, you sloth.

OVER 9000

I'm not a sloth ;~:
see you scanns

You're kind of a sloth, though.

I'm not I am active enough.....

What? No, I meant you're a good home for beetles and fungus.

I'm more than just beetel food I a m a person :(

Yeah, I guess that's true. You're also a pretty good consumer of goods and services.

I wish Japan were actually like this

Headachey?

You really mean it? :) Thank you
You are too I think

Samurai dreams ruined
tfw never going to be in combat with a sword
I mean at most I will bring a sword in and be like that one British officer

Being a samurai would be fucking garbo.

And that's why I don't go to EVO, lmao

Beautiful

I am still very annoyed that one of the girls who was in my Japanese class purely for anime lives on my street
like can you please die already you fucking weeb

THAT ONE OFFICER
DON'T YOU MEAN HIS MADNESS
WINSTON FUCKING CHURCHILL?

Fighting with swords is more personal. That and the way they had their shit ordered, must have been great.

Jack Churchill
Yeah
Mad Jack
cool dude

I mean, Japan is pretty big. There are bound to be some beautiful parts.

Who cares? Nobody in those classes is ever going to use Japanese for anything useful anyway.

I imagine it was much the same as being a soldier anywhere, that is to say fucking inhospitable and terrible.

huh
thought it was their leader
thats not as cool anymore rip

Oh I'm not saying it's not beautiful, just doubt it is all going to be that beautiful.
I had taken it for business reasons and so that when I eventually go thereI had plans to the year after but then car accident then I will know at least some of it.

I should marry a Geisha

He led them in with his sword during ww2 and iirc is the last person to confirmed kill someone in a war with a bow, a longbow.

International business relations... bleh. Takes a certain kind of person I guess.

like HELLO

I bet she's wearing makeup.
No way that's natural.

my names' jayden and I'm a young fellow
I like to keep i mellow I like to
make friends i liek to attend
young scool dances young romances

I've stopped learning it only because I stopped doing what I had planned to do business wise there.
that and one of the two people I wanted to see there died.. I wanted it to kind of be a surprise to talk to them in it he died and her memory isn't the best.. I cry every time

pls don't ruin it for me

RIP I guess.

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My tribal tradition is long lost decades ago. The few things we've kept aren't all that great and have barely any meaning to it at all. I guess a longing for one is what led me to want for theirs?

Why the fuck are you calling me at 2am and you're not drunk or in danger? Get the fuck out of here.

Don't get all huffy.

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Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles.

Bebop has became the new Ken-sama.

HA! I LAUGH

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

Anyhow I'm about to hop in a game of Overwatch with Eddy.

Have fun shooting people in real life.

I for one welcome our new pony overlords

wew

I mean this thing hit me years ago.

At least I plan to do something in the future. Can't imagine not wanting to go out and do something like some people seem to

Oh, I woke up.

morniiiinng

good moaning ikt

hey boo i saw your cute message about me yesterday
you're hella gay but okay

Good morning there

It's too early to live.

Mornyan'

i meant it in the most offensive way possible ok?

What was that anime where they'd seiyuu an erotic novel or something

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HE'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why do you act like i make my sexuality a big deal like grim or ian
im obviously bisexual in literal terms

goood morningu

Yeah gotcha, no worries

All of them

We're all homos in here. Some more than others.

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I'm curious, do you read every post for shit like this?

But no :x

Nice name

hey there fag

No animation but
youtu.be/irDOoIndhro

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disgusstin

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anime_irl doesn't really have quickly searchable names

Oh wait since when did ids go up

I was in that thread as he said it.
I don't lurk and even when I'm posting, I don't read the majority of posts.

a couple threads ago. so like 6-7hours ago

Only user posters who take off names care about IDs.

So just something you had seen
I wonder what things you miss on capping.

Why are there IDs

literally me 0

YES

SCI FILTER

TY MODS

I think they were a great choice
now I can finally filter Sci

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motivate me

Are you SURE, Boo?

This to be honest.

Ok.

yes
it was literally me

IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK

oh golly im e-famous

He'll just proxy,.

Oh, my god.

Works for me.

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yea, verily thou art bless'd

I need this.

my id filter on sci seems to be working senpai

Works fine for me

honestly not sure why people say how they can FINALLY filter sci when IDs are enabled now
like nigga just filter his name/trip and do it again when he switches. he's like blood-chan, they only have like 5 names

wonder

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no moni
no cash
no waifu
no laifu

dont judge
filters are wonderful

Try refreshing the page.

I like talking to That pony who posts as anonymous and then sci posts as anonymous alot too so thats not doable

I did that. I'm not some kind of retard.

Hopefully it will be fixed before he has another breakdown and rethinks his identity.

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you obviously tried both ID and ID+ then?

pastebin.com/iu5EM7s9

If everyone filters him we would miss it though.
I want to see him go nuts after posting CP again.

if you can't afford to take the hit on the few user posters who won't put on a name and have Sci honestly be that big of an issue I'd go back to having him forced using his one name/trip
SO HARD

it's so easy and you made it so hard.

dont give me this cryptic nonsense

I want to see him morph into the baked potato he's destined to be.

Sci go stick your head in the oven

I never filter people because I don't bitch and moan when I see someone I don't like posting. It's really fucking easy, I just don't read anything they say and it's almost like they're not there to begin with.

What is it

also those rules were terrible and unfair
never again

it's okay I am very satisfied with IDs

Spooky

Am I a b on this

filtered

holy shi the ID filter filtered grim also

i see hotwheels is trying to tell me something

ascii cp

thats not how it works u goof
poster """quality""" is no longer relevant

I ate 14 candy bars last night
i'm sooo hungover teehee :3c

Loco did you hear sci sing

It was beautiful, I cried

the plus filters people who respond to my posts

I filter because it's the popufur thing to do, and I'm bad with peer pressure.

nice

he said i sounded like a filthy frank character lmao

sounded like shit to me tbh

"You just don't understand ART!"

Maybe it's bias
cuz it was meant to cheer me up
But that American psycho inhale made it

It's not even cryptic. I told you flat out what I meant. Sorry if you can't comprehend

People seem to be. I just hope they don't cry when I take it away and put it back on at random times.

I didn't get that far

well duh the humor of it was the only point. i'm an awful singer.

what was once easy that i made difficult? filtering? how?

You'll have to get at least 3 others to do it.
Also please note I'm being satirical here.

its a damn shame this thing is so buggy

Wanna know something funny about IDs??
I'm pretty sure they change every thread! So you can't track people through multiple threads if they go user in one and not in the other. Also your filters have to be set every thread! How wonderful
>people can't just filter the way I want them to/the better way

wanting filters
wait maybe it wasn't you. yeah no, it was Boo lmao

I was too and I love that picture

Just wanted to be sure.

And there's more of the character, but I haven't capped the pages yet.
Furry comics tend to have some pretty good art.

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Everybody who actually filters people all use Erins script, right?
What if someone just wrote down all the names everyone uses and put in a option in her script about filtering those people or not

i bet people won't bother filtering by id by next week
it's just a fad like erin's autism-bot

i've changed my view and now i think filters are good and useful

though i'm a bit conflicted on ids

I'm just going to filter you all and listen to the marvelous silence.

filtered

filtered

filtered

filtered

wow okay jerk

it's funny how people talk about posts as though it's spoken language

and a little creepy

I don't even care if people filter me. Just don't cry when something changes in the board and you weren't made aware because of it or didn't get a say in it.

Was purely for the style in that pic. I love that stuff.

I know it is. People who actually cried about wanting IDs to make filtering easier are just too lazy to think for a second about how they can solve it themselves and worse case scenario place restrictions on the trouble makers.

Yo, but Bebo.
If you want to hold my hand when we jump I might consider. I'm not afraid of heights. Just falling from them.

You know I love ya.

Samurai?

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prediction: only bard and a few of the least significant posters will continue to take advantage of ids

cap this ay lmao etc

If something happens in this board that I disagree with I will voice mu opinion weather it achieves something or not

tfw I don't have ID's

Feels good to be free of the chains of slavery

dont even mention those restrictions to me

If you don't bitch about minor changes to the board you aren't a real OG.

Yes.

Totally would. I love heights and want go skydiving at least a few times in my life.

As you should.

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literally surroundd by newfags

Let's go skydiving then.

Abhorrent at best.

last of an ancient breed rifk

what do you do when no art or activity is good/pleasurable to you anymore?

google returned this as the first image for me when I searched "tumblr meme"

o.o I'm not certified y-yet..

I feel a comfortable feeling of acceptance amongs the trouble and I am quite thankful
I am happy as of late

Drugs

Makes me feel weird about being here 4 years, but then people like Dallas talk about 7 years and I don't feel as bad.

Get your rear in gear then.
I want to die by impact.

Explore for something else. Looks in other places, seeking new things.

I honestly do hope you're feeling better, Bard.
I still mean what I said last night in Discord

d-die?! I want to feel that thrill more than just once, you know..

Clint was one of the earliest name fags I met
he dropped into one of my early loli threads I ran and said something about how it was weird

Thanks I appreciate it
I dont feel like I'm crazy maybe just a little immature

Well, you don't have to die with me if you don't want.

He's an absolute fag now. Love that tard.
I still make fun of him for the transition. He was one of the first people I met as well.

when did you come around and how did you get your start?

thats something

that feeling when too frightened of everything surrounding drugs to ever acquire or use them

i always forget the word
anhedonia it sucks

i was semi-seriously contemplating crashing grim's home in ny or something a few weeks ago

hey bebop can i come visit you for a weekend?

Maybe
This song somehow got put in my head when I read that youtube.com/watch?v=yca2BCwAnBQ

I'd rather not. That's another good pic btw

It would honestly depend when. If nothing is happening to prevent it then I guess, as long as it's okay with other people, if I'm still here anyway.

cool! see you on the 30th

Oh lord. It was way back in August of '13. Grape was talking to me when I was just an user. I liked the conversation because I didn't exactly have a social life and was going to off myself in October the same year. Eventually I had something to look forward to every day and just kind of forgot to. Made a lot of friends, a good lot of enemies. Totally different from who I was then though. Kind of miss being able to really care as much as I did. I use to just lurk fur threads for porn. Never paid the avatars much mind.

You're free to use them if you want.
Hell, once I get the folder done you can pick through them for images you like.

I like this man and his voice alot

I'm glad you finally felll into the avatar life
I tried to have a prescence in all the ocmmunities but the furries were very xenophobic so I never got to meet many of those dudes
i loved grape he was so nice

Couldn't remember Frank Sinatra's name for the life of me, all that came to mind was "ol' blue eyes"
asked my friend if he knew that was and he just said "It's Frank"
I wish he were still around for me to see.

pls

I don't really use avatars and using pictures here other than to show something is quite weird for me to do. I sometimes just like to look at them an appreciate the art.

pls what?

He's a pretty good one he is.

Even if you were coming up here for some reason I'd have to deny you because we don't even have enough room for my entire family that will be here then.
Wedding soon and all.

Yeah, it wasn't until me and another group of new guys started posting that others were really let in.
I was apparently a big part of the hugbox transition to a lot of people.
Grape caused me a lot of issues, but he's a nice kid.

Understandable. I feel naked without a consistent folder to post from.

aw rats forget it then

for now

I know a few folks like
is awkward to interact with them
I feel regret and guitly

oh he has a boner huh

Do you still smoke? I honestly think about smoking sometimes. Just going out wearing a suit with my briefcase to go buy some and just sit down somewhere and smoke.

Have you ever met someone from the internet before?

Why's that?

yep it's pretty neat. still need to try more brands and stuff.

nope never o.o

Well, it is a porn comic.

usually i'm the one with the problem
It gets awkward staying in the same community for so long because then you get bound to a roll and it kind of drags you with it like a giant snowball

How indecent

I sure do wish there were more groups like this today. They put on a great show.

Does it give off a different feel? What's it like? I've only had one cigarette between these lips and it was for a single picture for my schooland here to look edgy :^)

Yeah I can tell.
wow I'm dumb, it's an eye patch.

I legitimately look at things like that sometimes purely for the art. Well, not that type exactly but you know.

more please

my friend...

wait SHIT wrong country

Only thing really binding you to that roll is you.
Take a break, reinvent yourself. Or just do what you want. Nobody is stopping you.

Nah, I get ya. It's a very nice style.

Close enough, post it at Neru

It's a little less crazy here, since we elected mini-Trump a year back or so

Here's a goody

unf

top tier poster for sure

i'd say it's a fast easy mobile meditative state inducer
kinda
if you don't smoke much you can get a nice headrush also but i dont get that much anymore

wait really?
UK just passed a bill to deport all non-eu immigrants making under 35k a year

I might cap more character that fit what you seem to like, just for you~

And trust me. There are a LOT of them.

u wot

I'm not a big fan of IDs

If I were admin I would get rid of them

Ikarous for admin 2016

I mean if I wanted that I'd just smoke weed. Speaking of that, if Erio ever comes to the west coast or I ever go to the east coast, I definitely want to smoke with him and go out into the woods somewhere.

:3 I'd appreciate that a lot

I'll find a good one after I finish capping and cleaning this one.
I only have like, 8 pages left?

theguardian.com/money/2016/mar/12/eu-workers-deported-earning-less-35000-employees-americans-australians

No, they havent passed that bill.
Propaganda and right-wing lies.

hey you! i have a couple items i want to discuss with you

uhh well maybe meditative isnt the best way to describe
also weed is gay as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)

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you know this is literally so you can anonpost BC
this is the main reason this ID rule was implemented
for you

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Okay :/

are you upset you won't get to spit shine ahmed's cock anymore

first thing! you gotta get surfing lessons from ban when youre in california

My father makes more than that

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It isn't going to happen. Save your lies for something else.

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lmao guess if I stay i'll be deported when this shithole leaves the eu huh

It still can't buy your cousin's virginity though.

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This rule wasn't passed into law, this is another worthless executive order that needs to be purged

Ban is a pedophile and I'm never setting foot in California ._.,

Is your dad a hitman?

tbh the one positive of that propaganda would be you being kicked out. So maybe it could be a good thing.

you're not going to california???

If you get deported I guess we can marry so you can be in the US.

hopefully

Remember when I said not to tell anyone?

im just happy you wont get to talk to yourself as an user anymore BC
it was very annoying sometimes

royal we or polygamy?

oh wait loco aren't you from spain(?)

if so you arent getting deported

you never said that and in fact we only ever talked about it in thread

This, samefagging/Anonposting is stupid as fuck

You know one way of getting it turned off

Is it from a series? I might end up looking at it sometime.

If you find a better way to word it then let me know.
Marijuana is something I believe to be good for you, like most everything else, in moderation. That and it can have some SERIOUS benefits if taken right.
Yes, I am that type of person.

tfw you have no job

Learn to reda

now no one will talk to me...

redaing raibnow

i know nothing

Wait shit no I have a british passport

HAHA EAT SHIT SCOOTS I HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS YOU DO

I am glad for you
That's a great one at your age

He was n ex serviceman in the navy and army
he used to do foundary work
Then he got into supervising and management of factories
He was one of the lead folks at the cedar rapids Proctor And Gamble place for a while
Now he's working at General Mills as one of the upper folks

why will you be deported
dont bully me locosa
i never bully you

almost everybody talks to you bloodchan

are you engaged in education or training

Now I officially hate you

Sucking your dick?

I'm going to Google him now~

Disgusting. Oh btw I have ordered my ethnicity tester thingy. I get to see how dirty my genepool is. I can't wait.

We can do both.

From what I know it's just one comic, but I could find the artist and see if he has running themes and characters. There isn't a lot of plot though. Dog gets lost in mountains, bear saves him, they fuck, dragon is dog's master, bear is military head.

YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKIN GAME??

takea look
NIGGA
It's in a book
MY NIGGA
reading rainbow

eeehk
actually my annual right now is maybe like 10k or less
my future career as a wildlie biologist has an average 60k salary

and thats like maybe six? years of college away

but you already said that yesterday

Pick related my dad irl

LOL

bet it's 90% jews

oh
fuck
I feel you
Same here
I pull between like 7 and 15

I have to go now babai

its not bad at all lmao
i could go and do something better with a lot more $$$ but this is what i want to do
60k is more than enough for me since i'll get to travel the world and study animals

no

But... That means I only have 10% leeway for my french, british and germanic roots

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Oh well

that fucking picture
lmfao

im dying

define training :^)
no. currently a neet for a couple of weeks.

Uhm

good enough plot
nice

Anime tiddies

myreadingmanga.info/yuusetsu-bivouac-night-eng/

Going for a jog, bbl

You jog too much.

I bet you're not even above 30 BMI

I bought him that hat as a joke lololol he hates trump
i wouldnt vote for hillary if i got payed from it

thats really upsetting
im pretty sure i didnt do anything wrong
have a good run

Oh so he does have a scar. neat
Thanks!

You know what you must do

Just the one on his nose, but the straps on the patch do look like it in some parts.

ill have you know if you disable the ids not only will i have done a bunch of bullshit work for nothing but the consequences will also be DIRE

I can't think of any reason not to have IDs on

love and commitment to bloodchan

uh
what are symptoms of dependant personality ?

yeah the nose bit. it's not as "badass" as a eye scar is but it somewhat means 'more'

a bunch of bullshit work? like what?
IDs change each thread so each filter you do gets reset.

is boku no pico a good anime

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

it's great
watch it

watch it with me?

Eye patches are hot as hell.
I always wanted to get hurt where I could wear one, but not something I'd go out and do myself.

Nose scars aren't as cool though.

dude i dont know
you know that the cat's meow was evolved exclusively to interact with humans?

don't want to go into details
but i dont think anybody here minds doing a click each thread to not have to listen to sci
not to mention it lets us see all that cancerous anonposting

regardless of it changing between threads, its still a great restriction to them

i'd totally watch a thread stream of boku no pico with you all

it would be fun

Will be interesting to see what happens if Trump gets elected. If other countries will start to follow suit

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Reallly?
That's pretty interesting
I went to pet my dogs the other day and sat on my couch and pat them on the head neck and tummy at the same time
two seperate animals
IAnd they trusted that I wasn't going to kill them
Its crazy that humans can have animals like that

i've fapped to quiet's idle animations in the chopper twice also

i think im gonna go for a third

kojima really milked it

he really knows how to make dicks hard

forgot my image

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Shiet

i couldnt imagine if a western dev did this

I've always sort of wanted a scar like that but I wouldn't want to lose my eye. Now if it had cut my eye but didn't render it useless I think that would make it all the more badass
This ties in with my want for Samurai stuff

A click each thread? You'd save time if only you would just listen to the things I say. It would take less than a minute and you'd never have to do it again.

How you seen her drink yet?

Joosten was a slut btw. You should see her.

Imagine a western cartoon thing doing stuff like loli yuri semi-selfcest rape.

Could always learn how to do makeup to fake one.

Should get yourself an outfit for it, man.

i gotta go cap the others
theyre like blatant fuck yous to western media its hilarious
and incredibly arousing

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THIS
THIS
THIS

kojima made this for me to fap to, ok?
dont tell me to disrespect him

bump

testing out new id
feature

this one is just ridiculous

Literally nothing to test about it.

Okami had better wank fodder.

Is there really that much space between tits?

yes

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my favorite

she knows exactly what she's doing

Tits are truly a marvel in physics.

got the op sword back
easy

Maybe if I were cosplaying something

There are a few mods that make the sight to see much better. Kojima has always kind of done this shit though.

Quiet is based off of a real person lmao
I think they only changed certain things like eye/hair color and height

Now imagine seeing her wear one of those motion capture suits doing this shit

She could have been such a great character if the game didn't trivialize her as a dong magnet.

Quiet is a really shit companion to bring with you on missions btw
DD all the day.

link 2 mods?

i think she's a great character because she makes my dick ROCK SOLID

If only boys had tits and no cock.

Throw back to the time I didn't have anything to use and had to get off with my imagination.

Point made.

I would honestly be unhappy if I had any female parts like tits or a vagina.
I don't mind girls, but I find the parts to be unpleasant.

Vaginas seem kinda weird
Penises are pretty weird

Quiet has tons of character to her! You find out she wears next to nothing because she breathes through her skin and wearing clothes would suffocate her also why the shower scene was completely necessary!
I think she even hugs you at some point which means she cut off a decent part of her oxygen source for you

I'm keeping this computer clean. nothnx lol

Do you usually look at doujins now? I just go for whatever is readily available

fuck i gotta go find those mods to improve my fap

Eh, that's true.
I'd love to not have this body though. Would be nice to be more like the bear I've been posting.

The End is the same way isn't he? Where's his speedo? As for that last one I'd equate that to a blow job where they gag.

I've almost always looked at them. They are my favorite material.

huh?
what do you mean...?
:|

You wish to be heavy?
Why?

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Something about the way they carry themselves.
I don't like being slim.

why are you still up, bard?

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tits are okay. vaginas not so much.

I can't understand
I feel likke
I don't know
My Grandparentes are pretty heavy
I cant imagine having to carry that much extra weight
I cant imagine even having a gut.....
its like
You would probably be able to feel it riight
Like
You go to pat your tummy and it's just like
wayyy out there

Haven't been able to sleep I suppose what are you doing up so Early then hmmm?

I rarely sleep well, but at least I get some.

I know the name but I can't put a face to it. No clue.

Hm. Pretty good stuff.

This computer is 100% pure right now and will stay that way until one of a few people corrupts it.

kek
Do yourself a favor and look up Joosten though. If you're anything like me than you prefer the real thing.

They are just awful.

God that sounds like heaven.
I have a slight pudge and I like it.

Vaginas are more compact, girls have no Achilles heel. If no one can kick you in the balls, you're unstoppable.

Did you dream?

pure in which way?
which kinda corruption?

I love these guys

I was reading this literally and every time I think "Achilles heel" I get a terrible pain there as if someone slit them

The lewdest thing this computer has ever loaded are anime girls people post here

Hoof 'em in the front taco.

i got to berate and beat a frenchman last night

smaller is better, that's for sure. shame girls are such a pain in the ass.

this is very wrong. if you kick a girl in the vagina it can cause even more damage than it could to a man. like, you could actually kill them if you kick hard enough.

only about you.

where mods come from though?

Girls in guy formal wear are cute tho.

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It's in the baguette

Yeah I've been having nightmares too
Hope your day goes well it's gonna be a long one

this is very true.

In your heels or in your testies?

I don't think it's as bad. If a man lost their testicles, that would be their trump card in a fight. If someone tries to kick you in the nuts, they can just cross their legs and you're stuck. It's like that men in black movie with the alien who had his balls on his jaw.

I don't believe this.

I agree
Crossdressing is great

Or wear a cup.

Who walks around everywhere wearing a cup? I've never even owned one.

today there will be candy at work, so there's that at least.

it's true though. if you kick hard enough you can damage the internal workings and cause internal bleeding that could kill the girl. it's a really bad area to get kicked in. admittedly, a guy will feel far more pain from less power, but the damage that can be done to a girl by kicking them in the crotch has way more potential.

why would you need a vagina cup

was a fun night

rum was enjoyed, vodka was tolerated, videogames were played, absinthe was mocked, jojo was watched

And I think that if you push the cup upwards or something, you can still snag the mcnuggets.

Not a clue. I remember seeing them a while ago on /vg/ though. People were LOVING it and would always spam Joostens stream with it.

LOL
She's so cute. Like how nervous or whatever you'd call it that she is. Not nervous but I guess not comfortable?
oh god

heels
I've had my fair share of kicks to the groin and I've also done it

People who don't want hammed in the crotch.

It's called a Diva Cup.

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Ill pour out a hershey's bar for my nigga

You would know
katchow

Sleep is death.

Heres to many more

new

who's joosten? what are you even talking about?

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