Are there any good Italian movies that aren't a)satire b)social commentary c)a BAWWW story about something sad...

Are there any good Italian movies that aren't a)satire b)social commentary c)a BAWWW story about something sad happening to some nobodies that no one cares about or d)an excuse for the director to fellate himself or indulge in his nonsensical fantasies?

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There are some good Giallo kino, but you have to dig to avoid b and d.

Who cares about spaghetti nigger flicks?

A Fistfull of Dollars is a classic eyetalian tale.

No, Italian movies are shit, the world doesn't know it because they aren't Italians and they don't have to endure commie directors using tax money to create propaganda pieces that would please both Lenin and Stalin if they were still alive.

Also there are no Italian movies that are true satire.

Do Spaghetti Westerns count as Italian?

All the greatest genre movies of the 70's and 80's were made by Italians. You're retarded, and don't know what you're talking about. Seriously, is movie attached, where a feminist gets her neck sliced for being a dumb bitch, commie satire? Italy isn't a very leftist, country, thus your butt hurt I'm guessing.

First 2 entries of the Piedone-series
Super Snooper with Terence Hill

Italian cinema died in the early 80s. Hollywood took over the cheap flick market with its blockbusters, and that was like taking the oxygen away from the machines that kept artsy cinema alive. Paolo Sorrentino is the only director worth his salt anymore.

The rest are comparable to 3rd world cinema students.

Bingo Bongo best italian movie.

Sorrentino is a huge fucking fag

You could have just asked if there were any movies at all.

He's a faggot who can direct, compared to hollyjew I'd count that as a plus

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Italian-Americans > Italians

Pick one

Still, La Grande Bellezza is fucking trash and by far his worst work

Saviano is also a fucking jew

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if he's not good, how is he smashing this fine young lady?

Beautiful people.

amici miei

i don't know how well it would translate in english

yeah and he made a career out of being a jew, plagiarizing newspaper articles and making up the rest.

you just described all european movies, minus the perverted sex fetish/pedo ones