Showers subtle with money to talk to him: [✓]

showers subtle with money to talk to him: [✓]

posts in thread 24/7: [✓]

ikt wont even add him: [✓]

whines about how gay he is for attention: [✓]

any actual friends: [?]

is this you?

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you figured it out

Just look how bad he wants that D, though.

what do you imply??????????

sounds like somebody I know from and IRC full of those people
oh wait it is
most actually had sick intentions behind it all but I never paid enough attention to him there to know if he does the same

When a top penetrates you, or power bottom is penetrated by you, that constitutes a loss of virginity.


Mine's needlessly big.


Oh, shit, gender terms. Sorry.
*Spouse


We will eventually.
It's best you accept it now.

this is definitely the connotation of all of this
damn ur smart test

I don't understand how someone can be so obsessed about me

hi bebop

Either I cleared out ikt or he never added me.
Can't remember.

Either or, how does one even be here longer than 4 hours? Must get tiring.

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I am the one who destroys fun.

guess I'd better change my status on facebook.

Holy shit.
Even 8ch's swaps is pairing you two.

boo you literally could not be more obsessed with him.

Hi
I don't have any folders on this computer so I can't into Spike.

how you been?

Please no

damn


tell me more bernsama

The "heat index" is around 40 degrees C here.

i think i'd be the only attractive person to want to come within a mile of him if i were

that was all of it.

where have your pictures gone? can you get them back?

Who is he?

Told you. No choice.

now tell me about yourself

Is it not normal for murricans to do anything about your hair?

pass

It's so confusing, literally 90% of his posts are about me

i wish you werent nice to me scanner
youre really offputting and have a heap of bad opinions

but i couldnt possibly be mean to you when youre so nice

Anytime I watch the national news, I just wonder how David Muir's hair works.

a wopping 90% of my posts are centered around this baby, sources say

They're on my other hdd. I can easily take it out and put it in this one or to make things easier, just take out the wifi chip and put it in the other and post from it.


tbh I got the haircut I have right now just so that I don't need to

Wait. What?

what do you mean? my hair is literal perfection.

I can force fun

what?
dumb scandinavian poster

Got to love Cr1tikal.

I'll get to that level one day

He posts about the one he loves.

why talk to me if youre gonna be so uninteresting then
such a waste

you will find that a very difficult challenge with me.

so they are not lost. this is good.

I can understand. If it helps, I'm nice to everyone.
Why bother being nasty? Being nasty takes effort and earns nothing but for the sake of being nasty.

But I'm curious, how am I offputting?
Oh and I know about the bad opinions... I think.

good question.

i wish this was true

How painfully boring

seeing him whine and moan is very funny to me

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LINK BETTER, FOOL

Hail the almighty lord Satan

(The Scientist)
It's all good my nigger

(Alicefag Kanra)
I waited hours for you to cum back

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I don't see any reason to use them right now though. It wasn't a big folder and could mostly be recreated in 10minutes.
Unless you mean all of the folders I had combined

good morning

you should get better.

it was a reply to you bruh

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Wait, Facebook has a virginity status?


Don't
It's not a good level to be at.

Why are you always so lewd

why?


list some of your fav folders senpai

Wait, what?
Who is he?
And like I said, why am I offputting? I thought people would be cool with it by now.

It is physically impossible for him to think about something that's not dick.

you know my determination


what is a good level then?

by now I'm sure they do. nothing is private there.
I haven't had it for years.

to hide how empty my life is.

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that's desu dude
its the whole routine behind me making fun of him
usually after a good 20 minutes or so he gets depressed and slowly stops posting

i think its already happening now

I can be mean if you want me to be~

i wasnt even gone for hours you idiot.
help me, why aren't you on steam

im so dizzy, alcohol is the worst

Non audiophiles of lossless music.

who's that?

Like using hair gel, niggers.

How sad

Fill it with something that isn't penis

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pass

looks like erio?

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put on your name and ill tell you

When I have never cared enough to own a headset worth more than $20 for the sake of audio quality.


That image is rape.

I wish you luck in your future endeavors then I guess

i use hair gel all the time

probably just the Bebop folder and X folder. all else was kind of a waste tbh.
X has always signified someone btw


gross. no need rn :^)

thats so hot god d a m n


read above

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Americans are savages.

I go to bed in 3hrs


I thought I was better than that....


Because.


Hangover the toilet and throw up

I can't into Steam.. I'm not in the mood...

My hair is far too perfect for gel.

The most styling it goes through is usually braids, or when I put it up.


Don't worry, you can use mine.

how mysterious


gay response imo

Erio?

Who?

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in 3 hours? do you have things to do tomorrow or are you just trying to be responsible in the middle of summer(whats the point)?

I don't disagree.

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OOHHH!

I remember lots of people thirsted for him (including me).

Good to see bullies like you are putting balance in the great scheme of things.

yeah thats what i said

apparently not.

all you need is protein.

do you have any idea what gel does to long hair?

ah well

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Depends on how hot it is.
If you're going outside and going to sweat your ass off, there's no reason to put gel in your hair.

Tough shit.

nervous huh


I meaaan size

If you like, take a guess and I might say if you're right

kek

why would i throw up i dont need to. i haven't drank enough to yet.

ugh, you're the worst girlfriend...

never.

of course
you diddnt think i was a bad guy, did you?


obviously after your failure of a last conversation bernsa im not looking to reply to you anymore


sci is right for the first time in his life
its erio

He probably just uses a leave in conditioner since there's nothing to "hold" in place with hair that long.

I get dead tired at 10PM


I just need more practice

Attention wall incoming

But you don't mind putting disgusting products in your mouth???????????? ??????????????


Nonsense, she's not even shouting.


Whoa what a homo, using hair products
You're probably the first american here I hear of using it


Primates, even


Eh, I'd just call it too long.


I suppose that's fair enough.

attention

I'm not going to mother you all your life

You need to be a man and take care of me

seems reasonable.

lots more, sounds like.

like what?


I'll be back shortly.

Why's that?


I've only been eating healthy stuff for a month now. pls. this is hard on me ;-;

well understand that your interaction with americans comes from here
and people here for the most part dont take care of themselves

EXHIBIT A

I can change that too

Yet.

does alice still make threads on b


i guess cooki

bebops in love with BC if you havent noticed bruh

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i don't even ask anything of you

i just occasionally expect you to suck my dick without me having to force you to

Again, most of my files are lossless.
As for the count, well...
You don't need more than you listen to.


You haven't really seen it in person, nor short.

It was far far too perfect for gel.

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Apparently Dutch use hair gel most in the world.

Will you help me?


I wake up at 4 every morning for no reason :/


Yeah lol

She hides them


He's also in love with Wish, Ariel, Fuji, Laughing Man, Haikus, Chii, etc

its just used as lube for ahmed's cock
can't afford actual lube since it all goes to muhammad's welfare

Probably once.
But all honesty, there are no bad guys.
We're just a bunch of idiots occupying favourite spots in a communal space.

God that sounds such an edgelord thing to say, but you know, I find it true.

wow you too?
same

Isn't that rape?

how the heck do you hide threads if they're posted publicly on b

I use product to keep it swept to one side.
Otherwise, where my hair has a natural part in it would just look awkward.

Hm?

Hair gel is the opposite of lube

Thanks, I am deserving of this.

The joke went on you guys being homosexual
This should be standard knowledge by now


Valid point, but I am quick at stereotyping and as such I label everybody equally


The only thing she's going to shout is 'harder'


God fucking damn your memory, I had knocked that out entirely.


I really haven't no, but I still don't really believe it


Really? Imagined a Scandinavian country would run with that title

Invent a lube that can be used as hair gel and make millions

more attention

Only if you don't like it.
You always enjoy me

She just uses a different OP

i wonder if aoi is okay

:^)
this is the space I'm working with rn btw


How can I be in love with land I've yet to go see?


:|


I'm sure they knew just as much as I did.

youre wrong
if there weren't any bad guys here, why would i be bothering to argue at all


tell me more locosa


of course it's a valid point
im always right anyway

-adds to your responses-

Called jizz.

Any guy with neither long hair nor super short hair will use gel/pomade/cream of some sort in their hair.

I read it somewhere but now I forgot.

pure, raw, concentrated desperation

Well have you ever tried putting hair gel in your ass

protip you won't get much in there when it sets.

H-how did you know?!

Lewd as heck.

I'm not putting jizz in my hair

Some people just have hair that looks great without product.
What's so hard to believe about that?

:/

oh okay
what do they look like now?


im not sure if meme man means yes or no
yep thats a lot of space

uhm
okay

but then I might as well keep it online


pussy

e7er6b89erw7b689

But you want lube as well.

Because it's the internet, my dear!
I don't have to be right to actually be right!

the only proper way to reply to sci

You have to use something in your hair, be it leave in conditioner, a work through cream, or something else light enough for longer hair.
Otherwise your hair would just be dried out frizz.
All of those are under the umbrella of "product".

do you really expect people to believe you know about literally everything, and now hair gel like you have a doctorate in it

i dont know how to figure this out im a noob pls help

No because your pubes would get rock solid.

is cum a hair product

It's true.. I did want Canada to be my first country I was leaving to go to but it ended up being Spain then France then Italy

Any fun things to do in NYC?


All of it is dedicated for actual important things. X is probably having their folder be recreated again because it's so nice

c2h1dCB0aGUgZnVjayB1cCBib28geW91IGFyZW4ndCBhcyBjb29sIGFzIHlvdSB0aGluaw

It'll make your hair stick, for sure.

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I'm told i have nice hair and I rub my jizz in it all the time so yes I think so, personally.

Well there could be a way to make it without semen..

But that's you

think of all the cool ways you could spike your pubes though

What?
I had shoulder length hair a little over two years ago.
Basic hair care is pretty much common knowledge to literally everyone.

Exactly.


Pedantry doesn't really counter the point I was making.

Cuz you can argue with idiots.
Idiots are the cause of arguments too, you know.

Anyway, bother you later, gonna go to bed soon, nini.

Are you one of those people with the hard shell and sweet noughaty centre in?

Not without "There's something about Mary" Hair-gel.

thats kinda creepy

woah...
youre really mowing me down with all these factual facts bro....

i guess im now a #tsuchibookie

how fricking dare you


I'm gonna burn them all in CD's and pretend it's the old days

Interesting fact about me
I applied for a hairdressing course, but couldn't get past sectioning hair on dummies, so they booted me out.

you should probably blankpost your nini for more (you)s

but yeah youre right idiots are the reason for arguments

There's only one cut you need to know how to make and that's the buzzcut.

I can't into this thread anymore... bye...


I didn't know I was that obvious...

Hay jey hey... by nice to Sci

It's literally "5274k;l72j;4k68h4kjlg83klg6k2jh2j5"
as the OP

Too many to list... I'm not a very outgoing person so I usually wait for my friends to plan stuff and invite me, I'm always ready to go with them. My family thing to do is hangout with my family though because I rarely get to have them all together in one place
We usually go grilling, it's a lot of fun until the niggers ask us for food...Fucking niggers

tbh having a "Nazi haircut" is totally okay with me because it looks fuckin good


It was totally worth it though dude. I thought I was into drinking when I was 15 but 16 and summer in another country was fuckin lit
I mean I could join the air force but my chances of piloting anything I actually want to are slim because soon to be retired


They're aware of it and help out.

You can't have decent hair without putting anything into its maintenance and care.

Why not just write it to eight tracks?

Tbh, don't give a shit about (you)s
Means more I have to reply to.

Anyway, see ya.

Again.
Pedantry doesn't counter the point I was making.
It's also unbecoming.

Yeah that's what I thought kid what the heck are you gonna do about it

I guess that adds to the novelty of it..

favorite

lol i'm high...

Yeah you're kinda a slut.
But you're my slut

online ;^)

we both know nobody likes him
nini if youre actually leaving


but bebop dont you know
we'll get to bomb as much as we want in the race war

oh alice is such a weirdo goodbye


lewd tmi

It's pretty much directly countering it.
You can't just shampoo your hair and it "look great", especially with longer hair.

I lost track of where this even started.

nah

I'm not gay.

I use only shampoo and conditioner in the shower. I use no product that stays in my hair and outside of the short time washing it in the shower, there is never anything in my hair but it's own natural oils. my hair looks perfect at all times as long as I brush it and wash it as mentioned before every two days.

no product.

yeah okay, faggot

Hm.

This better be the protein that cures fucking cancer


lmao everybody can blow each other up while I sip my tea and play golf


the memories are the best ones I have and can't be having those around because I'd be breaking the law

oh it updated
FUCK YEAH DUDE

Hm !

I transcend labels.

even if the race war is going to AFFECT you where you live bebop you should still go where it is and fight it

i heard niggers take a lot of bullets to kill

eeee

And your hair looks like long, masculine hair because you specifically do nothing with it.
Which isn't an insult since you're comfortably male and masculine.
But it's the thing where you can always tell between guys with long hair and girls: just the amount of effort put into maintaining it.

Shampoo is also product.
So, since you want to be a pedant, that's also what I was talking about.

But of course you're only a pedant to make an unnecessary case, right?


Cupcake understand what I meant.

I don't use product in my hair; that doesn't mean I don't take care of it.
It means I don't leave shit in it.

or maybe his hair looks masculine because he's a man???

HAHAHA

I've never actually had a problem with them because I've never been around bad ones before. I've only seen a handful of them irl and they were all good people.


I want to go into more detail but somebody will notice and ruin my ops

actually my hair is more feminine than anything else. it has a natural curl to it, it's thick and full, it shines without help, and it is literally as soft as silk. not to mention the color is one that woman pay through the nose to get. I have genuinely lost track of the number of women I've met who were anywhere from a little jealous to outright upset at how perfect my hair is.

well of course they're not genetically savages
thats a stupid thing to believe

its the culture a person's raised in that defines his personality

are you me?

people with less perfect hair than us just don't understand.

thankfully no.

wuz that


I'm gonna tell mommy


wow mean

yes it's cool i get the picture you can stop now

no, just a bad memory. car accident knocked something loose up there.

I am your mother

In my case.
Every woman I've ever met, besides family.


I actually thought he was just being pedantic about it, but maybe you're right, and he just doesn't know.

i have literally no idea what the point behind lying about your hair is

so basically what you're saying is more people should be raised in places where I was and treated near the same


sure sounds like me and people always do say that all Anons are me


lewd thoughts already going through my mind
I should totally go right now

I'm actually bald.

And that's why it looks like "metal hair".


Trans people are men and can still have feminine hair with proper maintenance.


The same anecdote could even be applied to me because of my hair color and type.
That doesn't make it feminine.

my mother and my sister still have a hard time containing their jealousy and won't leave my hair alone any time I go to visit.

I don't think he's trying to be pedantic at all. and while he has short hair I'm pretty sure he takes good care of it.

mass suburban culture was why the 50's were so good

uh yeah
okay
seeya

how can i compete in this argument with that hair doctorate of yours

stands to reason that we might not be lying then.

oh, well then maybe.

well, I don't really know what qualifies hair as one gender or another to you. I consider my hair feminine, and so do most people I meet.
maybe it's hard to tell over just pictures.

Nigger, what?
Literally anyone that has even the tiniest shred of vanity knows about how to prevent your hair from looking like shit.

he's too busy stalking desu to worry about his hair.

personally i think its better to assume youre just super desperate for attention and need to brag about your main hair or something


N-NANI!?!
THE KNOWLEDGE.. IT'S TOO STRONG!

tfw my blonde hair died when we moved to Oregon

living on a golf course 30mins away from the beach was the best
how far are you in mgsv?

what else did it do


MOMMY WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME


okay that's too old
my time was CD's and VHS

explain stalking to me bernsa

a case of occam's razor if ever there was one.

i just received the AI thing from emmerich's lab
he just finished the battle gear also

He just wants to get cucked and watch Desu fuck black men with him in the corner.

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Except it only does because you haven't seen me wear it.
Like, you know, metal heads of either sex.

If you had images of me on a day when I had business, then you could see me wearing it for once.


I have my mom's hair, so any of my family have had a good long time to learn to deal.

But when I start letting my cousin play with it, or when I ask her to take a look, she's always really impressed that it's so perfect.

She's a hairdresser.

it destroyed my ability to move things with my mind. still kind of mad about that.

I think we all want that. at least a little.

yeah im totally gonna google this to see how super smart you are


a very well based argument

having great hair is fun.

Rolled 3 (1d3)shadow of Chernobyl
call of Pripyat
clear sky, plsno


fun times ahead

I weep for the future.

rin if you keep lying about your hair theres literally no reason not to keep posting this image to prove you wrong

it's complete neckbeard guy hair

You used more than a monosyllabic grunt.
You must have a PhD.

wow... that's so cool...
i wish i went to college to learn this :(

I entirely agree.

I'll need to dumb it down in the future.

using words/phrases like that sure is scary
I saw a load of people on facebook wondering what the hell a "coup" even was, saying they have never heard the word before in their lives


not white knighting here, just genuinely curious about why you use a 4year old picture against somebody
i'm not even paying attention to whats going on either

I saw someone ask if it was the same as a chicken coop.

fantastic argument tactic
man bernsa you really make me upset with this


im just posting it because he keeps spamming about how good his hair is
when its obviously not

you could literally never go to school and you should still know certain things just from television. the world is absolutely fucked with the level of stupidity we have allowed to breed.

It's Holla Forums.
People enjoy being pathetic in their spare time.

e-ehh

WHy no cs

yeah i heard they even start taking HRT

I try to do it all the time. it takes more dedication but I think the results speak for themselves.

I do not believe this

Rin's never been on HRT to my knowledge.

it's true. I really can't move things with my mind anymore.

so he's just naturally disgusting?

It comes off more as cute when you try it.

First post last post~

all part of the plan.

badfox wait

Thank God you're not staying.

NO.
DO NOT ENCOURAGE HIM TO STAY.
BAD CUPCAKE. BAD.

I bet you move all the time


what does this mean

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You fucked up.


Let's play, catch-a-grenade!

stay out of this, you

I can't play STALKER, it's too spooky ;;

as little as possible. some would even question if I qualify as a human.

what?

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just kill me already. fuck


are they talking about how it is now or was then, though


yeah but not many seem to actually watch tv anymore unless theyre 30+
most people i know around my age don't see the point in watching tv or even owning one when you can just get everything on a computer


people are strange


because I knew it would hit it anyway. is it good?


made me want to turn my computer off tbh

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when I say television I am including all internet based things like netflix as well.

I concur.


Bark Bark.

You just need to acquire cheeki breeki to gain mad artifacts.


Enjoy those grenade spams and horrible swamps.

good dog.

No too scary maybe when i grow up

it's all about people wanting to watch something they could possibly learn something from and something mind numbing


two weeks ago I got to experience what a grenade is like when it explodes irl
it was what I actually expected from one and that made me sad

I watch hour after hour of mind numbing stuff and I still manage to pick up the odd thing here or there.

picture of me irl

well yeah but you're you.


what even

when is this hero coming out I want it

Is this some kind of a clever ruse to get me to play it with you?


Got to throw one, or?

it's me


soon™

that isn't soon enough.

I-if I can sit in your lap...

hot...

Dude what

ur smart, apparently.

Lewd as hell.

*flirts*

...

I found this video of you.

You're a fucking beast, my man.

did you know who else was smart?

Adolf Hitlers

checkmate libcucks

I wish. It was a demonstration thing here, bunch of military dudes at the shooting range showed up one day with at least a dozen of them
>threw it as far as he could into the pit

he was more charismatic than smart.

If he was smart he didn't blatantly ignore his generals.

He couldn't even finish what he started

how dare you

that's what I learned in history class :D

This is getting real lewd.


That's still pretty damn safe and legit business.

Bark bark, bark!

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