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Its okay, we live in opposites
Cold and wetis how i like it ;)

Goodnight


Goodnight.

Well, at least I'm an Aquarius.
Might be the edge I need.


Nite

Night.

bump

Song of Ice and Fire ft. Lil Jon


Night! ♥


Secret weapon!

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Oops.
Oops.
I now have a knife.
I'm getting the urge to use it just thinking about this.


Hell Yeah!
blub

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I eat yogurt with a knife sometimes.

Lol heh the bastard
Whats the plan today?
Please say it isn't writing speeches for mrs trump lol
Copy and paste

I have the urge to ask why, though it is obvious.
Why tho

I have the urge to ask how*

Kaybe, do you play Overwatch?

Blub Crew 4Lyfe


I'm sick of immigrants stealing our speeches! Build a wall!


I made this for you just now. ♥

Because the spoons and forks are dirty.


Yogurt isn't that watery, you can get it to mound up on a knife pretty easily.


Unfortunately no, I do not own it.

Build a god damn mall

Lame. I need more people to play with.

Ahh, a familiar issue.


[toot]

AM and Dev own it, don't they? Mix them together and that's like two people of a healthy height and weight.

More like a familial issue. Just do the dishes everybody else Jesus Christ.

Do the fishes

One of the more controversial Dr. Seuss release.

I don't like to game with AM and Dev can go to hell.

releases

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wait that's not the right one

Wow. A 5 man support game. I guess I can make it 6.

Love this vid tho.
Not sure why.
Tyrone is great.

H&M stands for Hispanics and Mexicans, who will steal all our retail fashion jobs!


Victory toot!

Mistake or no, this is great.

Oh, okay. I forgot about that tumultuous love triangle. I thought three quarters of animus posters played, it seems to come up most every night. Although I can see why you wouldn't want to play with 3/4 of that 3/4.

♥♥♥

I ply with Boo, Eddy, and Luke.
There aren't a lot of people here I want to really play with though.
And the ones that do don't have it.

28 days is cult classic
And fucking need more fattist American Uggo hating brands

?


Toots are great.

I don't like these furries poisoning our community

It was supposed to be shotgun part from this:

youtu.be/Lu02VSsLorE?t=440

Me either
Can u kill them please

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I wouldn't classify it as a cult film, personally. Just a horror classic.


Maybe you should kidnap them in the back of a panel van and have them LAN Overwatch with you. Maybe make a sexless porno out of the footage.

Absolutely, I will do it for free


I like Ponies better

You guys are freaks

I don't want to turn my van into that.

Yiff in hell

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They've been here forever.

Kill one.

Furries
Lolicons
Sci

The creepy music playing in the background of that video was In the House, In a Heartbeat by John Murphy. It's a beautiful piece from the 28 Days Later soundtrack.


I adored that movie when I saw it in theaters. I'm kind of afraid to watch it now in case it hasn't aged well. But the soundtrack, and that song in particular...still great.


I forgot that film even existed. brb - googling box office take

Well, I guess you could make Ian buy a van and do it for you, then. He seems like the giddy to follow orders type.

The hero we need

I chose IKT.

There is only one option

A timeless classic. I should stream it this week
Yas?

Maybe. I might be making enough money to buy copies for people.
There's a chance with how understaffed my work is I can get on for double shifts for this coming month. 7 days a week.

In the Tyrone vid Loco posted?

You have to spend money to make money. Spending money is also a good way to not have any savings and be crushingly poor.

We can poke fun at shit like that all we want but it's as by the books as the new Ghostbusters and if the generic our-follow-up-to-Syd-Mead-is-recycling-DeusEx-photobashes concept art of the Blade Runner franchise starter are anything to go by that won't be much above it either

These entertainment weekly pics hurt me more than they should. please help me.

I guess?

wow you violent beast

Excitement ruined.
As usual.

I can't harm a fly though.
I tried
He's fast

I'm compiling a book of folksy wisdoms, it will take some time to get the kinks out.

Is cake farting one of the kinks?

We were here first


Lolicons


I'm going to stick their heads on pikes and leave them in the front lawn

are any of my friends here

On the pike-t fence

Other kinds of food farting, too. Inclusiveness is key. As is food farting. Very key.


I don't think your dogs can post.

A resounding "no".

Honey, I'm home!

Why are there a bunch of faggot furries posting?

Honey! Do you like pokemon?

Back to steal more cummies, eh?

too many fucking furries


are you saying that my dogs are my only friends
thats a very rude thing to say kaybe


but squash sama we are friends

Define "we"

Because everybody else is too busy eating lipstick to be interesting, I guess.

Please, Boo.
We haven't even slapped dicks.

Stay away from my dick, you aren't even a fake girl.


Don't post such cute images in public, please.

Furries die

Holy shit, this lipstick is tasty as hell.

I mean, I never said I wouldn't be one of your dogs, Boo.

I wouldn't, I just never felt the need to specifically say it.

Yeah! :D


Yep. It starts out slow and builds to a great crescendo.


I don't know how to sooth your artist's soul other than to share that wine with you.

just be glad they're finally using names so we can filter em out

Did you just assume my exterior gender?
I'll have you know I identify as a transcontinental breakfast.

My femisisters will hear about this on my vlog.

Red Autumn Leaves is the best flavor in my opinion.


I have to, my parents get mad if I post them on the walls of my house instead.

I do, though I haven't played since the Gold and Silver days.

Please remind me tomorrow to get it sorted
Then pick a time of your leisure

Heh heh... mufuccboi...

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do you intend for this to happen
because i sure do


that sounds a little sexual doesnt it

I get enough of the expensive lipstick snobbery at home, Squash I do NOT need it here.

I mean, I guess if you fuck your dogs.

LET THE DONG SLAPPING COMMENCE


Take it like a slut.

Music is one of the things that can make me feel the entire spectrum of feelings.
If not just the one thing that can do so.

What's a filter?


No matter how delicious you think you are, I'd never eat you.


Fucking disgusting.


I get that joke. I like it.

You know, when you wake up one morning with a pounding headache surrounded by empty lipstick tubes in a room with blankets taped over the windows, don't come crawling to me and say that you didn't see it coming. We all see it coming. You're destroying yourself.

That's because you drink me.
Silly oni-chan.


Like I want to live any other way.

Sounds like a plan, Stan. Doing anything this weekend?


I find myself able to feel things less and less deeply these days, but some great music can still elicit a powerful response.

Well fine, good for you Squash. But I need something more to stay alive.


No you

I'll have to check my rota, but i am sure i can accommodate for then if youd like. Popcorn and slushy to get or maybe peeba

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not even an artist thing. Just like.

ew.com/sites/default/files/i/2016/07/13/000229943hr.jpg

is a bland design slapped on top of a couple pictures of apartment buildings then the guy added some neon effects and water. Like fuck off with that you're making a blade runner sequel, arguably the film with the best art design in the history of film, and you can't be bothered to spend more than five minutes deciding on your concept artists.

they ain't got no respeck sabs. No respeck.

Don't you upturned sidelong glance blushing Asriel me...

same here.
Music can't get me hyped up as much either, but there's music that can keep me... quiet.

Look at this disgusting and wonderful evening
Terrible
Finished all my jerbs
Time for coffee
Being outside is true suffering

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What's your artistic view on Simon Stålenhag's work?

simonstalenhag.se/

Much better.

You're making this whole thing more difficult than it needs to be.

Where's my online fake yandere girlfriend at

i feel like if something that small got a boner that big theyd probably pass out from blood loss

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They don't need to be conscious.

Oh that's not a bad idea, actually.. hmm


I hate them


Alicefags then Animus then Furries then Holla Forumsroies then KS/b/ and now /waifus/

Why are you posting her again, post Yuno...

What a nightmare lineup.

I miss my master

These would be cool if they were exploratory sketched for something

just on their own they're gimmicky pieces of garbage made by a guy who figured out how to put neon highlights on muted paintings and how to make things big by painting them blue and in relation to small things and then built his career on that because wowowow the internet likes recycled sci fi ideas and basic painting ability

Ikarous is my main avatar though and I want to retire as her

I feel like the dystopian future is getting cleaner and more spacious over time, hence that concept piece looking like the food court at a galleria.

Also, it seems general audiences are becoming increasingly restless and impatient. A common complaint about the original film was that it was "too slow-paced", so I doubt we'll see any noir elements beyond some superficial nods in the new film.

We'll see a movie catered to the video game age, with flashing lights and a brisk pace. There'll probably be some Hunger Game-esque elements like rebellion against some system and whatnot.


I could go for an Alfredo pizza after all that talk yesterday. But I will let you know. I would suggest a weekday, but I can't guarantee I'd be able to carve out the time. :-/


I find myself listening to Chopin a lot while working these days. Helps me focus.

We animus are the best

On pornography
"Pornography, with its harmful effects, especially on children, has become a public health crisis that is destroying the life of millions. We encourage states to continue to fight this public menace and pledge our commitment to children's safety and wellbeing."

On vaping
"The FDA needs to return to its traditional emphasis on hard science and approving breakthrough medicines rather than divert its attention and consume its resources trying to overregulate electronic health records or vaping."

On gender identification
The platform calls the Department of Justice's guidance on bathrooms an "edict to the states concerning restrooms, locker rooms, and other facilities" that is "at once illegal, ominous and ignores privacy issues. We salute the states which have filed suit against it."

On same-sex marriage
"Marriage remains the greatest antidote to child poverty."
"Every child deserves a married mom and dad."
"Children raised in a two-parent household tend to be physically and emotionally healthier, less likely to use drugs and alcohol, engage in crime or become pregnant outside of marriage."
"Our laws and our government regulations should recognize marriage as the union of one man and one woman and actively promote married family life as the basis of a stable and prosperous society."
"We do not accept the Supreme Court's redefinition of marriage and we urge its reversal, whether through judicial reconsideration or a constitutional amendment returning control over marriage to the states."

On health care
"Any honest agenda for improving healthcare must start with repeal of the dishonestly named Affordable Care Act of 2010: Obamacare. It weighs like a dead hand of the past upon American medicine. It imposed euro-style bureaucracy to manage its unworkable, budget-busting, conflicting provisions."
“A Republican president, on the first day in office, will use legitimate waiver authority under law to halt its advance and then, with the unanimous support of congressional Republicans, will sign its repeal.”

On human cloning
"We urge a ban on human cloning and on the creation of or experimentation on human embryos for research."

On the abortion pill and contraceptives
"We believe the FDA's approval of Mifeprex, a dangerous abortifacient formerly known as RU-486, threatens women's health, as does the Agency's endorsement of over-the-counter sales of powerful contraceptives without a physician's recommendation."

On the death penalty
"With the murder rate soaring in our great cities, we condemn the Supreme Court's erosion of the right of the people to enact capital punishment in their states."

On immigration
“We have in the past demanded, at our vulnerable borders, construction of a physical barrier and, at all points of entry, maximum vigilance."

On refugees
"To ensure our national security, refugees that cannot be carefully vetted, cannot be admitted to the country, especially those whose homelands have been the breeding grounds for terrorism."

On the IRS
"[The IRS] systematically targets conservative, pro-life, and libertarian organizations, harassing them with repeated audits and denying their tax-exempt status. Its commissioner has lied to Congress, hidden evidence and stonewalled investigations. He should be impeached by the House of Representatives."

On "PC culture" at colleges and universities
"We call on State officials to preserve our public colleges and universities as places of learning and the exchange of ideas, not zones of intellectual intolerance or 'safe zones,' as if college student [sic] need protection from the free exchange of ideas."

On federal land, and returning it to states
“Congress shall immediately pass universal legislation providing a timely and orderly mechanism requiring the federal government to convey certain federally controlled public lands to the states.” It further adds that the party calls on “all national and state leaders and representatives to exert their utmost power and influence to urge the transfer of those lands identified.”

On "man-made law"
“Man-made law must be consistent with God-given, natural rights.”

On the Bible in schools
The teaching of the Bible in public schools is "indispensable for the development of an educated citizenry.”

But what about Hata, Bloodchan, and Au?

I'll download it tomorrow and leave it to your discretion
And dont be so cynical, jeez.

Alfredo pizza is top notch.


If you're really the best, why did Freklz, Lloyd, Squash, and Darwin post in animus? Disgusting.

Whodat

tl;dr


Ikarous was my first name


Because they all got bored of you cucks

I mean, y'all aren't as bad as sfurs or katawashoujo fags, but I think you're being a little generous with yourselves.

It's getting cleaner because kids have iphones instead of cars

And of course. sci fi is Star Wars in the Star Wars camp and Star Wars in the Star Trek Camp and Wowowo 1984 in every other camp

maybe it will be good because the director is good but then Paul Feig is apparently funny so who the fuck knows. Personally I'm going to go in expecting to want to slit my wrists so anything above that will be a gift. be my suicide watch please just in case.

killing people is a right

Because we are very generous and caring people by nature

I'm bored, entertain me.

It can be in certain contexts.

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I think it'll be good, it can be as gritty and dark s the original but jesus do expect some evolution
Its 2016 not 1984
Plus I assume theyd be marketing it towards an audience whom would be intimately entwined with the original universe. So you would think theyd have that in mind.
Why would you want to see the same hashed shit movie after movie. If it was neigh on the same you'd complain that they weren't original or gutsy. One picture and it's terrible. Idiots

It's Ghostbusters 2016 syndrome all over again.

i don't want to see another movie

And if they do do another I want it to be because they have a vision that deserves to become a movie

don't justify a cash in.

I guess I am being a little bitchy. Sorry. I'll give the new movie its day in court.


Awww yeah!


I kiiiiiiiiiind of give the Star Trek films a pass because let's face it - with the exception of the '79 film and maybe even Voyage Home, every Trek film has been action schlocky.

Also Ikarous is 10 times more evil than Yuno

I don't know why I said "maybe even Voyage Home". That wasn't actiony at all.

Sorry i am not justifying your university coffee shop edgy as fuck mentality by not slating something that has hardly(from what I gather) anything to fully assess it with.
If you want to throw it to the digs, thsts gine. But at least wait and see the completed article before having a viennese fit

Dogs*
*thats
*fine

No I liked the Star Trek film because it was actually good and not disrespectful. Like do you want with a reboot just have some respect for the people you're cashing in on by not churning out garbage.

like Star Trek Into Darkness

But Yuno is 10 times cuter than Ikarous.

Bitchy is incorrect, you and loco are entitled to thine opinions. I just believe it's very unfair to pre-criticize and toss something in the bin before the finished article was done.
As you say, let it have a chance atlesst.

I can assess that the people involved don't give a shit about the art in a movie where the art should be paramount

what the fuck else do i need to assume the movie is going to be garbage like every other shitty reboot that looked like shit when it first showed up

It just occurred to me that perhaps this is a scene from an off-world colony, which would explain the cleanness.

K bruh

Why would you watch a movie in court? The judge would fine you and kick you out.

True, plus it could bejust a concept, subject to change and more intense work. Its just a taster really.
Perhaps the timeline has become cleaner by nature. time will tell.
I just think if you set out to see the bad in things then thats all you will get.

They both look the same

What's your favorite first gen pokemans?

Yuno has long hair,smaller boobs, and a petite body. That's my fetish.

To be honest, I enjoyed Into Darkness up until the last...half our or so? The reactor scene remake and McCoy essentially curing death just didn't sit well with me. But I thought the concept of waking Kahn early and exploiting him to militarize Star Fleet was interesting. I appreciated Scotty's objection to the mission as well. Hopefully Simon Pegg's involvement in the new script will make the new film worthwhile.

Voyage Home and The Slow-Motion picture probably come the closest to the spirit of Trek, but Voyage is a vastly more enjoyable film.


It's Movie Court! It's like Night Court, but with popcorn.


I think I'm just becoming increasingly cynical about movies these days. Thanks for the positive perspective.


Gengar! Always Gengar. I found an amazing Gengar backpack at the mall a couple of weeks ago and wondered why I couldn't have something that cool as a kid. Heck, I may even buy it now!

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Oh, cool! A Kid in King Arthur's Night Court is my favorite movie.

I'm partial to The Night Court of Monte Cristo.

Media, mostly movies and television, are one of the few things i am positive about nowadays. Consistently positive. If I have nothing to look forward to or be positive about then why bother.
This isnt a dig at you or anyone but its a bit jarring when you are excited about something and people just rail on it.
Whatever, peeps can say i am just buying into shit and yaddie ya. But plenty enough people play WoW.
Whats the deal tonight, you darn heathen :)

Ikarous has longer hair and a voluptuous body

What can go wrong?

You should, also

The defense's closing speech for Edmond Dantes brought a tear to my eye.

Still, when I want something a little on the lighter side, it's nice to be able to turn on Honey, I Shrunk the Night Court.

I'm really digging the visuals I've seen from posters and trailers. The funky neo psychedlic colours look like a really cool change from MCU style steel and robots etc.

I haven't watched the motion picture yet. I always left Star Trek to what was on TV so I've only ever gotten loose episodes or films. I should go through it all but I'm lazy. 2lazy 4tv and movies. Like the fucking millenial i am.

@Sabs

Sorry for the delay. Almost fell asleep.
Beethoven is my most frequent pick.

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Have you gotten any compliments on them yet?


Swoon is right

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She'll never be better than Yuno

A couple of turbo nerds have noticed

Mama's always telling me to stop over-analyzing things and just enjoy them. I was working on it for a while, but I've relapsed. Sorry to be such a jerk. *hug*

I may be meeting a friend for dinner tonight. Not entirely sure yet. You?


Gengar looks like a tough, mean badass, but he's a big ol' teddy bear.


I made the mistake of staying up late and watching Night Court on Elm Street last night. Harry Anderson fell asleep and ended up having to listen to endless, frivolous civil suits until he couldn't take it anymore and beat himself to death with his own gavel.

Bone chilling. Absolutely bone chilling.


TV Trek is best Trek. I've been watching Breaking Bad on Netflix 'cause everyone says it was amazing. I'm on the last season now and just utterly exhausted. The show's not bad at all, it just takes a toll and never gives you what you want. I can respect that, but finishing these last 10 episodes is going to be a chore.


♥♥♥♥♥
I had a Gengar figure whose eyes lit up red back in the day. I wish I hadn't lost it.


I adore his 7th Symphony. :3

Yuno is a dom

Ika is a sub

Ika will do anal

I NEED that

Now I'm 100% sure we had this conversation before.

Did somebody say Yuno?

Yus! I'm off to bed but next time I see you name a pokemon and I'll see if I have more for them too! Laters doll

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Blegh, fish.


Are you sure it wasn't just you in a reflective surface several times? Be honest, now.


I was never brave enough to watch hardcore horror movies like that. Had to stick to Goosebumps stuff, like Night of the Living Court. Those marionettes arguing case law were pretty chilling, all things considered.

Yuno is 100% a sub, did you not see the sex scene? I'd dom the fuck out of a girl like Yuno. And she'd totally do anal.


Just talking about how she's literally best girl.

Now, do me a favour, you take that "sabrina is a jerk" talk, and you toss it out the window.
Because you weren't being a jerk. Jerk. Heh. You are too good at your job for your own good. Im going to have to MAKE you watch terrible movies with me. For fun! :O
And dinner date someone sounds fun, are there any new joints opening in your area? Any lebanese? I would suggest lebanese.

Ya goddamn right she's best girl

I think I stopped at the second half of the last season. Idunno. Don't like finishing things. Maybe there's only so much you can get out of a TV show.

Like, I watched Game of Thrones just when it came out as a little babby Loco and it was the best thing ever for maybe 2.5 seasons. And now I just do not give a fuck. I think it's maybe the stupid arthouse coffee shop attitude I like about dissecting films because if you have that in mind after a few hours if a TV show is going to feel like the same TV show then it has to keep repeating the same themes and style that made it interesting in the first place.

and then True Detective came along and I had hope in my heart for all of a year.

Yeah but she'll prolly say some bullshit like "Uguu not to rough, Izaya not so rough". Now with Ikarous you can go all out on her, she can take a beating

Yuno can't even become chibi and fly around for you

I doubt a Yuno would say that. She'd want to do everything in her power to please me. A girl who's down to kill has got to have a kinky side to her. Ikarous seems too devoid of emotion and personality.


That looks retarded look how fat she is.

You guys are messed.


I could be anyone, really.
She's not picky.

As long as someone needs her.

Google says there are three such places in Austin. I'll run it by my friend and his partner and see what they think!

I love watching bad movies that are fun. I just feel kinda jaded when a movie I have high hopes for lets me down, and it's turned me into a monster.


Season 1 of True Detective was a revelation. I don't have the heart to watch S2. Mad Men stayed solid throughout and ended strong, I think.


You should check out more cerebral fare like Night Court with Andre. Two old friends meet up to have a nice dinner and discuss their favorite cases and tort reform.


:D


Nighty night! Don't let the Gengars bite!


You know, you're right. Huh. Let's talk about Jupiter, the best planet! It protects us from big space rocks.


Found it on Amazon!
amazon.com/BURGER-POKEMON-GENGAR-FIGURE-POKEBALL/dp/B007VB8H1K

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Why would anyone want to deal with an emotionally unstable girl like Yuno?

Yuno is going to stab you if you even glace at another woman

Night Court at the Roxbury is a guilty pleasure.

Im going to plan an itinerary for the year. Scoots bad movie theatre stream. Its gonna be the best-worst. You gonna love it. Making movies fun again.
I would like to think it is your kinda thing. I loved it. And if anything its exploration. Y'all know i love culinary explorations

Nigga dosent even know what yandere is

She would stab the girl, not us

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what an appealing figure

8 crazy night courts gets more hate than it deserves, I think

She will stab your eyes out so that you never have to look at another girl again

Taneshima's great.

Season 2 is interesting in the way seeing a rat king in a museum is interesting. Like, what is this strange thing and how did it get made? Why is it so awful and at the same time a scary portent? Would have been amazing if they had let Mr. Pizzolatto have time to actually write the fucking thing.

I haven't watched Mad Men. Idk. It looks like it has amazing style but that doesn't appeal to me inherently.

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I plan to watch this anime solely for her barking.

Then why do I still have my eyes

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Basically, Rin. That's the only downfall with her.


Yeah, no. She'd stab the girl.

Also, you are literally more emotionally unstable than Yuno.

Because you haven't met a real Yandere yet

My boy, you don't even know what yandere is.

If I want someone that wants me dead, I'll have this babe

Because 2D girls are better


I'm always calm and I have full control over my emotions.
Yuno on the other hand flips the fuck out whenever she's threaten

What retard

Might be worth it.
But my filenames aren't all entirely truthful.


Taneshima's really earnest.
She'd try her best to please you, even if she doesn't understand it, and always put you first.

And she's not easy.

The freedom over the booze, thats even better

almost feel bad for him

baka

Once she has you she won't say "Watashi wo mite" anymore to impress you

She'll pull out your eyes and leave them in a jar full of embalming fluid


Yup a girl will make you stop drinking because she wants to know the real u

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You are literally the definition of someone who has nothing under control. You can't even keep your personality quelled for more than a week.


I can only assume that's the girl you're posting as. No idea what she's from but she's a cutie, I'll give you that.

the real Me is an unsufferable ASSHOLE!!!!

yea u are

Kill yourself you don't even have Yuno folder

'Haha, I wish I could find a guy like you :pppp'
h..haha...y-yeah....

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OR for example the one who said it like an hour ago said she would have sold this booze
I maybe thought of that for a maximum of 40 seconds
No fuckin deal.

ITS OVER THREE THOUSAAAAAAND

Thank God not as much as that Orihara guy
I hear he beats asian women if they weigh more than 125 pouns

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What? Girls love Assholes
Nice guys never win

She wanted to sell the booze you found? Don't sell for 20 years

Your assumption is correct; Taneshima Popura.
She's from "Working!!"

I like le crossdresser

Why would I have a yuno folder? I have one folder for my alias and nothing more.


Please, I'd never beat a girl for such a silly reason. They shouldn't weigh more than 105 though, let's be real. I like my girls 5'2 and dangerously underweight at about 95 pounds.


Yeah, I wouldn't mind a cutie that goes out of her way, I'd do the same for her. I hear Japan is filled with em, guess I'll find out.

Does Yuno have a chain and collar collected to her?

Nooooooo

No, but I can always add one.

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CAN YUNO CHANGE THE COLOR OF HER EYES?

NOOOOOOOOOOO

What good is the chain that binds nothing?

Yuno is human with human vagina
So

Calling him a cross dresser implies he enjoys it.


Introduce me to one you aren't using.

Not my magnitude of my asshole.


Too late we just drank a liter of it
Not about to whore any

tfw the mystery user isn't here to turn my day into sparkles and rainbows and ponies

yeah they never wanna eat my asshole much either tbh

Maybe I'm just a big fat fatty

i think girls only say that because they feel bad for you hungary user

Pone

No but I can add that to the kinky list

You should have a Yuno folder filled with every single screen cap in Mirai Nikki


She'll prolly complain like a little bitch


It's binds love


Ikarous is an angel with a slippery wet angel vagina


WHY

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What anime is that?

Don't know don't care. I have the libido of a rock and really just don't want to be bothered at all so maybe a rumor of AIDS would be better


Well, good on you


Why the fuck not

Lol

They're at work, I think.

I don't knooow... did it taste good?

I feel like watching some old, cheesy Kung-Fu movies now.


I need to get out of this rut and start reading again.


Objection! ♪That's a technical foul!♫

Does Yuno stay awake all night and watch you sleep?

Nope

"Tell Bard that I'm coming home soon, so he better not go anywhere."

I don't have anything to recommend. I'm awful myself.

Big Order

Don't take the plot seriously and you're in for a fun ride

Fucking fight me.


Maybe, if you're ever in town. How rude to refer to it as "using" though!


Why would I save images of her if I have no use for them?
Please, are you telling me you'd complain like a little bitch if I forced you into a collar and chain?


Who is this semen demon?

Is it bloody?

Yeah, definetly no regrets

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It's Holla Forums, I just assume everyone is a player.

It's got some blood

WAIT NO NOW I'M SELF CONSCIOUS

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hi Dad

If she's your waifu you'll have a giant folder of her

Don't front

And hell yes I would. Do you have any idea how heavy that chain is?


Make sure you savor every sip....

Seriously...


Oh I don't like violent anime.... never mind

Too late.
I'm shipping it.

what jare you gonna do :3c

you're all teh way in korea :3 :3
3
;3

I dislike using girls/cuteboys
but am sadly guilty to having done so


Waifus aren't real, only the personalities that I want on real girls.
Fuckin pussy. Can't even please your man.

what

I mean, I'm still in America right now.

Suit yourself

This girl is literally yuno

Whatyou got in mind?

FUCK
fuck fuck fuck fuck please
don't hurt me man
i-I was just joshin
you know that right h-haha y-yeah
j--just a joke between b-b-b-buds

Heavenly manna

Cute things aren't for using.
They're for loving, and hugging, and calling George.

Better watch yourself before I get real mean online.


Exactly my point. Just want a cutie to cuddle and watch shitty anime with or destroy in video games.

I'll be back later

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People say I fill that role.

But I'm with Tokai, so...
sorry?
Hopefully your JP hunt turns up a keeper.


Ow.

Bye. Probably not, my standards are too high.


Oh no need. I'm not into the whole online relationship scene. Hopefully it's some fuckin loser japanese girl I meet at a convention.

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Don't worry i'm here.

you tell em dad

Ay lmao

Fight me faggot. I like being lazy as much as the rest of em'

Doing fun shit is expensive.

How can you be real if our eyes aren't real?

xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

tfw no gf to watch clannad with and hold each other when we cry ;~;

Fair enough.

Why a loser? I thought you wanted a qt nerdy cosplayer girl/femboy.

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I've heard good things about Come Drink with Me.


Does Azumanga Daioh count? Because I've been reading a little from the omnibus before bed lately.

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why don't you just have a parasocial relationship with an imaginary anime character ?????

i Do so adore that gif

Well now you're just making it gay as fuck.


I was joking about how games and anime are for losers. But yes, that's exactly what I want. Preferably one into outdoors stuff too.

Anything but a NEET

how is pusshing yourself close to a girl gay

I'm not real and god is dead.

If I wasn't so lazy, I'd find a good song to go with it.

Another movie to check out
^^
You gonna have to make a epic list for me sometime

No but that's cute so it balances out.

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my vote

fite me

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I love the aristocats it was my favorite disney ovie when i was a kid : )

This

NEET's really broad, and isn't exclusively bad.

wtf
no it's not
yes it is

I was just referring to the whole "Clannad" part of it.


I mean more specifically a girl who isn't driven to become anything. I want a girl who wants to be successful at something, even if it's something small. It's much easier to push eachother further if you both have something like success in common.

Retired people are NEETS

Anyone not formally in education, employment, or training is a NEET.

I can make money as a NEET with my skill sets, and still have more time than someone employed to do things.

Being a NEET isn't inherently bad.
Being a hikikomori NEET is.


Fair enough.

they've also put in enough work to have enough money to comfortably retire. are you retired? is rin retired?

Very froggy! Very froggy indeed!


I really want to watch Armageddon with Ben Affleck's commentary. It's supposed to be hilarious.


The manga is pretty funny and has some surprisingly mean jokes. They cleaned and cute-ified it big time for the anime.


I'm too busy fapping to that girl.

Why do you think I'm a NEET? That's ridiculous
I work
In 5 minutes I'm leaving for work

That's never how the term has been used and is not what it encompasses.

I'd consider a NEET anybody who isn't working or in schooling for whatever reason

This is just being intentionally obtuse.

hello there fellow cool people

being a freelance programmer is just as shitty as being an entirely unemployed NEET


what do you do for work?

Then you have a different understanding of NEET than everybody else and it will be a source of confusion in conversation.

lies

j-eez dad I already told you I cook
s-see ya later old man i gtg

fair enough
I havent had to talk abotu that irl yet lucky but if it pops up I will try to get around that

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Like is he scathing or just witty? Ben Is cool

you cook, as in, flip burgers/work at mcdonads? don't try and misrepresent your minimum wage job as an actual living, pussy.

I'm not that familiar with either other than recognising the characters and such

because i'm not a neeeeerd

Not really.


Who said freelance programming?

I'm not

hey there I guess


That's not true at all.
People make mad bank and work pretty hard in freelance programming, if they're good at it.

Okay, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, but it is possible that you are being unintentionally obtuse too.

Ignored. Perhaps user is someone different.

If you're a freelance programmer you're not unemployed.

programming is literally the only thing you're acceptable at. it's the only marketable "skill" in your "skillset". if you don't freelance programmer i loath to learn what you actually do tbh

tuck me in badfox

*tuck*

Probably.

My name keeps disappearing.

Okay.


Interesting that you know I'm a programmer.

My skill set is a lot wider than just that, though.

@1183112

Holla Forums hates you

I don't see why you're telling this to me.

The feeling is mutual.

I wouldn't try 4chan again. Too many roleplayers.

yeah, okay. are you an anime historian? what does your wide skillset actually encompass?

It would be fine with a little bit of work, just need to hammer it back into shape with the proper guidance.

It isn't important.
Because this is the internet.

So, become Alice and lead anons to the promised land?
Gotcha.

I said the proper guidance, not fucking bonko crazyland garbagephiliac club.

so that's your way of saying you don't have an actual skillset

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J-join me to t-the promise land user. There we can build a fort on the corpses of mods.

That's my way of saying you don't care to listen, you probably wouldn't believe me, and I even if I'm wrong, I don't care to tell you anyway, so whatever.

You can believe whatever it is helps you sleep at night, I won't shake that.

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I am here now, bard.


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I would, but I'm like, really into this granola bar right now.

yes you are


sup fam