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Guess I'll go to bed so that you can be alone with your thoughts, then.
if you need to go to bed you should.
Goodnight.
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Sweet dreams Mother Dearest
I'll flood you, Holla Forums
nighty night and also good morning
goodnight bard.
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words
...
...
Well, that's a first one.
if this is your first time you aren't drinking enough.
Never just got the feeling, oh well it already passed.
well that's good
...
Yeah, kind of want to go back to bed again though.
Also, have I talked to you before?
Ikt wat
should always be happening if you're wearing a ballgag.
don't think so. can't be sure though.
Back from my jog
Ah, I've been away for a few weeks due to whatever, so no clue who you are, or if you have a name.
jogging is dangerous. if you aren't careful you'll end up getting exercise.
I've only been back around for a week or so. name is cupcake. I don't remember if I've ever seen you before, other than just recently.
Swords Dance
Fresh out the shower
No puking SD
but i don't wanna be fat
healthy at every size
This has been noted down.
No clue at all, kind of been around for a few years at this point.
Yes?
Not my intention, although it seemed like a great idea when I woke up.
been in and out myself since 2012 or so.
Even obsess?
nothing..
every. size.
Least you didn't actually do it
I keep almost puking when i go to the gym
Hey you
The ride never ends.
Ah, alright.
Yeah, kind of an achievement currently.
Why's that?
I recall going to the gym a few months back with a hangover and that felt really horrible.
Help
there is no help.
I'm guessing because there is nothing in my stomach and pushing my body really hard
No
Could be that, I always feel horrible after eating any kind of breakfast.
There is only suffering.
;_;
now you're getting it
being over weight is unhealthy...
who are you
you're my boyfriend
:/
end fat shaming now.
I was certain that was Shiro.
Yeah I dislike eating right when I wake up
Feels too forced
Shiro~
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Will I ponder upon my incompetence, or will I make that Megumin folder
Know that feel way too hard.
you can probably do both.
Pondering upon my incompetence requires effort though.
Making folders is a good time sink
Blah gotta start getting ready for work
What's a good breakfast to you?
best not to bother then.
No clue really, I usually never eat anything during the morning.
But is easy task.
But it kinda annoys me. Eh, making EXPLOSION folder anyway
of course it does. that's why you ignore it.
Yeah I normally wait till like 10 to eat anything
Then it's just a protein shake
Doing nothing and shitposting is even easier
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Off to work
Have a good day/night everyone
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Sounds like a solid choice.
Have a good one Shiro.
Yesh, that's why I want problem away.
Enjoj work!
Fucking kill yourselves
problems don't usually go away. you just get better at ignoring them.
Or kill me please
Its too damn hot
Die in a fire, Scoots.
...
eh
Im already in a fire you fucking beastiality cunt
Hey. No kink shaming.
I want ikt to dress like a girl irl so I can pat his head
Stop enjoy
I don't enjoy it.
He looks like a sadder, much older Jack Black.
Give me like an hour or 2 I guess. I want to post and play a bit.
thats philip seymour hoffman
...are you fat?
Shiro is a whore
Whore
It's a mix between Jack Black and the guy from Top Gear.
Then stahp
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I can't. They have those "fuck me" eyes.
I already wine and dined you.
D.i.s.g.u.s.t.i.n.g
I just need to know ONE thing but I just don't understand.
She was 18 in dog years, officer.
not really.
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it doesnt count if i payed
what is that one thing?
...
:-)
I drove your white ass across town when I could have been in the middle of my lemon salt soak.
Properly detecting and interacting with a DirectInput compatible device. Also, filtering out XInput devices while we're at it.
what's your BMI?
that does not excuse you shitting on philip seymour hoffman
8/
that's above my paygrade. good luck.
a billion.
That ratchety old fart probably enjoys an old fashioned Boston Steam Roller.
are you a stick? mines is 19.5
...
he died
jerk
are you a house?
Ika confirmed for chubster.
im not the one you are looking for ^_^
We all die eventually, George.
If I have to watch this movie I demand snuggles.
Yeah I'm pretty thick cuz I workout a lot
ass
there there
I'm a mansion.
Ok, Lenko.
that is literally the theme of the movie
no
IKT pls response
I want to cum in your kapsalon
&)
WHAT DOES IT TAKE
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Suffering.
I'm going to build a mansion house in Wyoming because it'll be really cheap
Lol I can't dead lift 400lbs like him
Sci?
Anal fisting
What the fuck
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Is it so much to ask to be loved?
Reid won't touch me and Michael is always off doing his thing.
You're my only hope.
It's more impressive when he does it.
It's like watching a midget lift 6 times its weight.
such is life.
there's a reason it's cheap there. no one wants to live in wyoming.
yes
aXRvbGR5b3VpZG9udHdhbnRhbmFtZQ :s
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That's very rude
How tall is he?
Exactly and no one will bother me. I can buy 1000 acres of land for $800,000\
Isn't that good?
explain
wat
...
Lol I wouldn't do something like that
I have morals
That took me a while to decode ._.
Below 5'8'' if I had to hazard a guess.
sounds like a good deal to me.
what on earth makes you think I would know? I don't know things.
it is only for you :'-u
I pine for the feeling of another human.
;;
...
psssttttt
Yes, but you're like 16 and not a juicing midget with a Mr.Potato Head nose.
Also bc a boy
i couldnt tell
Then I can build a huge mansion house on the land and run around my house naked
You're fucking racist as hell though lmao
I'm almost 18 :/
I'm a boy on the inside
Honestly live would be so much better if I could just find a fuck buddy close by.
Reid went form thirsty as hell to the libido of a grape the moment I got here.
This only adds to my point.
that was a Lie. &
...
do you ever fuckin sleep
Yesterday you said you were 6'4 hata
Keep it up and I will just come over there and hold you until I'm happy.
I'm not joking.
you should think about other things
It's a comfort thing.
It helps me not feel so...eh.
that's the only reason to do such a thing.
of course. just not for very long.
Kinda wish I were 5'10... why does God hate me ?
Bebop?
I lied
Lousie kill yourself
imagine having to mop 81 rooms very weekend....
nOooooooo stop it
hire a cleaner. or just don't go in most of the rooms.
there are other ways
...
Hmm... Are you Yan?
I don't want anyone in my house...............
Ever
How can you do that? I absolutely love sleep.
I thought you said you'd never lie to me...
Why is Yuno in my Ikarous folder
you are just going to make it worse for yourself
Did I? That doesn't sound like me
good policy.
it's not exactly voluntary.
farewell for now.
...
Maybe my husband... but he'll have to sleep on the other side of the house
You've always lied to me. Post Yuno, she's best waifu.
Later smug anime person
I used her back in 2103 but Yan came out of nowhere and stole her from me!
i would like it VEry much if you stopped this.
%
Please read my previous postings.
Are you time travelers?
Yuno is laifu
My old yuno folder.... Why do you want a sociopath as a waifu?
Is the QR working ?
?
I'm too lazy to read
bye
?
Bc suck my penis
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...
...
No thank you
...
...
I Hate when you pretend. >&[
Pathetic normie scum.
...
Is what I do best
Minatsuki is my waifu lol
...
...
p.p
BC wanna cyber?
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Who are juu?
I'm about to cyber Sonata for a while :/
/end
%] goodbye
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Where are you going?
I can't watch YouTube on my shitty laptop
ky
Younoh is great for reaction pictures
I thought you liked me...
8-1=7
^
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a
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l
a
m
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u
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What?
zcxv
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Where did my Izaya-chan go?
Who doesn't want a girl that would slaughter a building full of people for your love?
You know damn well she'd be kinky as fuck, too.
Sorry, my computer crashed!
haiii~
Total disregard for all life
Why can't you do this to me?
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Do what do you?
damn typos
Yuno neck yourself
It's pretty hot.
Chain me up. I'm a dom but damn I'd let a girl tie me up and ride me for sure. Nothing wrong there.
Don't be mean to best girl.
...
be nice
...
Do you really think I'm that bad?
I'm not worrying. A yuno-like girl wouldn't do that. She'd need my penis for satisfaction.
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Sleep is Death.
LMAO JUST LMFAO
I think you're scared of a little excitement, yes
It's to make sure you don't cheat on her
see
*pet*
what &\
blood-chan pls
Sleep is fucking life, don't ever lie in public like this.
All I want in my life is a little excitement, but no one is exciting.
And why would I cheat on a cute yandere girl? That's literally perfect.
Leave the internet memes alone
hello
I won't sit idly by and allow my memes to be dreams
go
H-how do you even know me?
Most quiet girls are fucking crazy
Find a quiet girl and give a gift on Valentine's day
Is Girls und Panzer complete utter garbage moeshit trash, or is it eh-okay?
ouio
Is it Anime?
Are those not the same thing for you
Bible, hit that machine gun
Ikarous has been a living meme longer than you've been alive.
Hard to find the cute crazy quiet girls when they're so quiet. Why can't I just have one stalk me so it's easy to figure out?
Maybe I'll find a japanese girl that's literally Yuno.
What?
Death is sleep, nothing more.
And by sleep I mean you don't have to put up with the burdens of living.
you no
My name used to be ScriptKitty, I've been around for a good while. I don't typically post with a name. Hello.
No.
Oh dear.
Literally Yuno?
Good luck
?
I can't wait to sleep forever.
I know, it's gonna be a rough time.
Why is life so suffering, Hata?
Also like 16
it's all recycling T-T
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Time to cyber sonata, bbl
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Hey I ain't judging you on an image board.
What a fuckin loser.
I'm not very good at it either. If anything I think my added skill would only serve to impair them further.
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Death is sleep, but sleep implies dreaming. That's the problem.
Because who knows what dreams you'll dream once you're no longer living.
Thanks.
the thread dies when bloodchan leaves
Oh shit its mai waifu Rin!
Tokai isn't online rn so lets cyber
yes &-(
So, out of curiosity. What usually happens here? What is the goal of waking up in the morning and tabbing into an obscure weaboo imageboard where people pretend to be sexy anime characters while simultaneously emulating their theatrical character.
Eyes closing on their own o_o o_o -_- o_o
Same reasons people meet up with their friends I guess, some people doesn't have a lot of those though so they find alternatives.
no one does that
Oh shit, a new poster?
Welcome to the threads faggot
Ask me anything you want to know about this community or the people on here
I'll be your pokedex to all this autism
I'm Soto btw, Im not sure if 6 years makes me an oldfag yet but yeah I know a bit from here
kek another muslim stabbing people
And we have skitty back
What a shambles
It's skitty you dumbass
Cybering just entirely weirds me out these days.
And that'd be cheating.
And I'm watching videos.
Have these threads even been around for 6 years?
Because the Alice threads I was part of only happened around 2011.
NO WAY
You really get my engines revving. Post more.
Soto: Thanks babe
Soto: brb cyering you as a reward
I can't really say how many people actually 'pretend' to be the character they post as. I certainly don't, I'm just a dude that needed an alias to go by.
are bees rational agents
Eh, I think I'll go for a nap. Later perhaps.
I'm Megumin nice to meet ya
metooooo I was just brushing teeth and coming here to toothbrushpost
You came in October 2012 you faggot, you're not even four years old.
Oh that mexican?
Well Im talking about since Holla Forums
que onda guey
link artical
4 years ago was 1 year ago 4 times
Give a name anyway.
this
says who you fucking shit?
nice meme you fucking user
Soto imagine aliens just got to earth and made first contact and meet two naked humans. One is female, the other is male. The alien was sent on a mission from his home planet to have oral sex with one of these humans.
Which one do you think he would choose?
Vaginas
Penises:
This is purely scientific, no homo
sup soto
is not oral sex just kissing
I like fish so i'll go with rotted fish
Sup dags
how ya been man?
Who the shit is this huge as hell faggot horsefucker
So was I, though.
Yes, something lips and lips.
like seriously to me my head right now oral sex just sounds like pretty intense kissing
I should bedd
nanas
lol you dumb slut they have been around for ages
What does this mean?
These threads have been around for 11 years.
Rin get out of here you newfag
Altho the first few communities actually had serious rules about posting and staying in character and implying actions
Shit was hilariously autistic
you are not the real soto
lmao you have a kid way to ruin your life fam
GUYS IM SCARED
THIS PERSON WHICH IM ASSUMING IS A TRAP WANTS TO MEET UP AND CLAIMS I TALKKED TO IT WHILE I WAS BLACKOUT DRUNK AT A CON AND WANTS TO PARTY WITH ME
It looks cute enough to smash but Im kinda iffy
i dunno why
The fuck are you scared of, you disappoint me man
Smash that whore
Case closed
B-but what if it has a dick Jack?
T-That's gay!!
Fag
Since when does that bother you
At worst you'll knock down some badass spirits
I didn't think you'd pass up on a legit trap
Where is the Soto I heard of
Jack is the real mvp trap fucking coach
I'm gonna go in balls deep fam
all the homo
Take ass hair as trophy of your adventures
post it later
Suprisingly most traps dont have ass hairs
Test
Well the OP didn't lie..
We can be dead together.
B-But you always say "sleep is death".. does that mean...
This trap is a german/japanese mix
this is a first
Share pics x)
Nudes or just reg pics?
If both isn't an option then nudes
holy shit what a fucking faggot lmao
Subtle just admit youre gay already jesus christ
So like asuka
I'll leave it open to interpretation.
I don't wanna be disowned by my family x~x
Gg Tennessee
So are we getting those pics or not
Hi master
Desu, bad news.
Subtle's into German/Asians.
Your crashing ship is in a loosing race.
...
Where are all the people at?
Says dog fucker
I'm happy you got some rest last night c:
It was not even the night.. that's the problem
Remember what you said, Scoots.
Because in a day or two I'll have a witty, blistering retort, and you'll be devastated then.
I promise.
We'll stay up all night and fix our sleep schedules together master !
Kek
Slut.
You ever sometimes feel like peeling off Subtle's skin
Absolutely not
Not as much as I think about peeling off your pants.
should've gone with peeling back my foreskin
Now that would have been sexy
...
Uncut is best
If I weren't so emotionally dead I would gladly be your Yandere girlfriend, Izaya
...
Don't get my hopes up like that, love.
*unzips dick*
Delicious uncut cawk
Mother fucker it's too hot in here help
Im dying
Too hot
...
I'll date you, Izaya.
Even if you are devoid of personality.
It's funny because ikt is vietnamese
Sorry, I only date online anime psychopaths that pretend to be girls online
Emotions make people crazy
Love makes people do crazy things
I've found that most people who call themselves emotionally dead don't really understand what that implies.
Like I can't tuck my twig and berries.
What's wrong with being crazy and doing crazy things? You already fit both of those terms.
You should also only post as Yuno.
I'm laughing that your referred to them as such. Keep it up Scoobs.
:p
I'm more of a yangire than a yandere
It will seem bigger if you don't expect much.
You aren't really either of those things, honestly.
Hit me up on skype?
im emotionally dead
Become all the way dead.
If only you were actually even real.
It's okay, in my mind you're not an existential being. You're just an AI coded to respond (you)s to others on this image board. I expect nothing.
Of course not. He's just an edgy teenager.
Hush, you.
i will later :p
Oh and Yuno is Yan's avatar, I can't use it
Syntax error.
Why do you hate me so much, Hata?
i wiah i were completely emotionally dead... i bet that would be a lot of fun
I'm incapable of hate
Hate me
Try and lobotomise yourself? It could work out
these pictures are hilarious
No, I like you...
I need every brain cell at this point
That makes the sex less fun, though. How am I supposed to tie you down and hate fuck you if you won't hate back?
Then why are you on this board?
If you don't make me cum I'll hate you forever
Maybe i can be your...
It needs me
really... ?
...4 really
and make me cum everyday?
3 times a minimum
this is actually pretty good cosplay
You act like that's difficult to accomplish. I already know it's as easy as giving you my blood.
Jesus fuck I'm rolling. To think people do this shit seriously daily. How?
Only 3 times a day?
Make me cum
Izaya-kun better not make me cum.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'd be SOOOOOOOOO mad.
Yuno cosplays are the best.
What makes you think you deserve to?
Please stop, I can't stop laughing
A minimum of... Not a maximum
Because you secretly love me
...
Can't you just lay there while I use you?
...
I can cosplay
Don't you dare steal my cummies.
That's totally possible you baka, it could happen at any convention
I suppose
I'm Yandere for my lord Satan
fuuuuu
Loco should cosplay korra
can I cut you up?
Lol hail
...
If you think you are hard enough
...
What makes you think this?
Are you even good enough for me?
Hot
Please fucking stop, this is getting out of hand. Go ask Rin for cummies.
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Oh I don't have to be "hard" to slice you to ribbons
I don't WANT cummies. I want to KEEP mine.
I swear to god if you don't back off I'll shove this bat up my ass.
Don't think I won't.
Because you talk to me in private
And yes. I'm too good for you actually
I'll get the shoe polish
Bitch...
Y'all agree darlin?
...please
Back off, Izaya is mine
Wew
You're the one that messages me in private though. You don't even have a job, you can't sustain your own living. What makes you think you're worth anything to me?
You trying to take my cummies too?
I'll fucking trounce you, whore.
My favorite hobby is skinning people alive
I'd just like to see Loco in any cute outfit tbh.
Or out of it?
All you really need to survive in this world is a knife and a lighter
You'll be dead before you hit the ground
...
:O
I hit rock bottom years ago.
I'm practically already on the ground.
...
Why aren't you on steam, I want to call you a useless slut in private too.
Skåne is neat, been buying alot of farm fresh meat to cook with.
Went to goat farm today, bought 100bucks worth of cheese.
Also church art of your nightmares
High in church
...
...
Maria was also tripping balls
Then you're already deeead
Post IMG
On your tits?
The LSD
Too many people bother me on Steam
You're weird
I'm gonna git strong over the summer and then I'll buy myself a cute korra costume and hit some con.
...
Are you even dark enough to cosplay as her?
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How am I supposed to abuse you in private then?
This s an accurate depiction of the jew
The train going
AAAAANYWHERE
No, i like good food.
Its a date
Hi hi
Hot
Moses OG
I'm not alone anymore
bbl
hay dood
How's the day
Its in the 30s here
Or high 20s
Im too hot
SUMMER IS HERE AND MY LAPTOP IS BURNING
I'll spray tan like Paulie D and Trumpy D
Everything is on fire
Aaaaaaay
Brexit happened.
Trump/Clinton will happen.
Judgement Day coming.
Can we let the machines take over.
I mean they can't make it any worse.
Kill me
!!!!!
Things, can only get butter
Adorable!
I can't believe it
Only because "not much worse"
Habeeb it
Time to bomb the dykes
wat
Make it worse
Do not bomb dykes pls
I brushed my teeth and have to wait to eat my McDonald's hash browns. Everything is so hard.
Too late, tokai is already en route
do not bomb tokai
Tokai IS the bomb
Tokai is bomb, or is she in on it?
Makes me want to cap Ena again.
Glorious martyrdom
Scoot, fill the bathtub with ice and take a nap in it.
That's one of my favorite women's haircuts.
TL Note:
Im at work m, ultimate suffering, ill cool off soon though
Gonna need my fan on all night
Also
Blade Runner 2: First official artwork revealed
I got a buzzcut once and just spent like a day playing massaging it
Would be so nice to do it to a cute girl
I like ice baths
I was going to say playing with it but that seemed wrong
Looks bland
Have fun experiencing fan death.
You could also roleplay V for Vendetta scenes all night.
Masochist
Who's the furry?
Good techno band
Then again, I shower/bathe notoriously hot.
Im weird
Oh hey Sasquatch. It's Kaybe.
But a surprisingly bad marching band.
Noir is meant to be
Oh. Hi, Kaybe.
Long time no see.
I'm going to go wax the rod.
Later.
see
Obligatory "Aren't we all?"
If it's as hot there as it is here, that ice will melt almost instantly. He'll be fiiiiiiiine.
I gotta have a fan on to sleep, ya know? White noise. Plus I like to be as cold as a frozen corpse when I sleep.
I'm still iffy about this BR2. That's a pretty picture, but it doesn't have that overcrowded slum feel of the original, ya know?
You probably shouldn't have glued your eyes shut, in retrospect.
Are you starring in an X rated remake of The Karate Kid?
No. That's a different level.
It's more humid here tho
Blade Runner looks good because it's different
that just looks like shitty wannabe blade runner that's been around for the past 20 years
A decade can change alot of things.
And im with uou on that, orefer being cold room.
Im a cold climate creature
Its 30c here ;-;
Use people temperatures, please.
Fahrenheit a stupid
Hello. I won't be here for long.
28c here. It's cooling down. It was worse.
82f
Then why is it used by the only important countries in the world?
How existential.
Everyone in Cookie land is given tactical mermaid training in case of invasion. You must have learned to swim in freezing-cold water, right?
I wonder what it is they think was left unsaid in the original.
Makes snuggling under a warm blanket extra delicious!
It's 95F here, which is actually very cool for this time of year.
Oh, I guess that too.
But you are near the equator
Its natural
We aren't built for this heat :(
Have you decided to live a better life?
Whether or not Deckard was a replicant for sure. What happened to Deckard.
Lucky us that we get to fucking find out right
Also deckard returns
Intriguing
I'm really bad with that, hence
I'm out of the loop.
New thread when?
Whenever I guess
I try not to dictate my life too much these days but react as I let it do it's thing.
Scoot.newThread{};
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Yeah, your 80-something is like my 115. Sorry, Scooter. You don't deserve to bake to death.
Right. I'm tired of thinking about and discussing it. Where's the fun in that?
Cookie, you're gonna be sorry when the Russian subs come in the dead of winter and you get drafted into the merman infantry.
Yeah that one.
Here, I can edit the sentence for you: "Its its its its its its its its its its its its its its its its its its its."
New
Who told you you can think about things go back to shoveling popcorn in your face
Can't wait for the obligatory shitty product placement Coca Cola billboard.