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Guess I'll go to bed so that you can be alone with your thoughts, then.

if you need to go to bed you should.

Goodnight.

...

Sweet dreams Mother Dearest

I'll flood you, Holla Forums

nighty night and also good morning

goodnight bard.

...

words

...

...

Well, that's a first one.

if this is your first time you aren't drinking enough.

Never just got the feeling, oh well it already passed.

well that's good

...

Yeah, kind of want to go back to bed again though.
Also, have I talked to you before?


Ikt wat

should always be happening if you're wearing a ballgag.

don't think so. can't be sure though.

Back from my jog

Ah, I've been away for a few weeks due to whatever, so no clue who you are, or if you have a name.

jogging is dangerous. if you aren't careful you'll end up getting exercise.

I've only been back around for a week or so. name is cupcake. I don't remember if I've ever seen you before, other than just recently.

Swords Dance

Fresh out the shower


No puking SD

but i don't wanna be fat

healthy at every size

This has been noted down.
No clue at all, kind of been around for a few years at this point.


Yes?


Not my intention, although it seemed like a great idea when I woke up.

been in and out myself since 2012 or so.

Even obsess?


nothing..

every. size.

Least you didn't actually do it
I keep almost puking when i go to the gym


Hey you

The ride never ends.


Ah, alright.


Yeah, kind of an achievement currently.
Why's that?
I recall going to the gym a few months back with a hangover and that felt really horrible.

Help

there is no help.

I'm guessing because there is nothing in my stomach and pushing my body really hard


No

Could be that, I always feel horrible after eating any kind of breakfast.

There is only suffering.


;_;

now you're getting it

being over weight is unhealthy...


who are you


you're my boyfriend


:/

end fat shaming now.

I was certain that was Shiro.

Yeah I dislike eating right when I wake up
Feels too forced


Shiro~

...

Will I ponder upon my incompetence, or will I make that Megumin folder

Know that feel way too hard.

you can probably do both.

Pondering upon my incompetence requires effort though.

Making folders is a good time sink


Blah gotta start getting ready for work
What's a good breakfast to you?

best not to bother then.

No clue really, I usually never eat anything during the morning.

But is easy task.


But it kinda annoys me. Eh, making EXPLOSION folder anyway

of course it does. that's why you ignore it.

Yeah I normally wait till like 10 to eat anything
Then it's just a protein shake


Doing nothing and shitposting is even easier


=====================
Off to work
Have a good day/night everyone
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Sounds like a solid choice.
Have a good one Shiro.

Yesh, that's why I want problem away.


Enjoj work!

Fucking kill yourselves

problems don't usually go away. you just get better at ignoring them.

Or kill me please
Its too damn hot

Die in a fire, Scoots.

...

eh

Im already in a fire you fucking beastiality cunt

Hey. No kink shaming.

youtube.com/watch?v=XIizh6nYnTU

I want ikt to dress like a girl irl so I can pat his head

Stop enjoy

I don't enjoy it.


He looks like a sadder, much older Jack Black.

Give me like an hour or 2 I guess. I want to post and play a bit.

thats philip seymour hoffman

...are you fat?


Shiro is a whore


Whore

It's a mix between Jack Black and the guy from Top Gear.

Then stahp

...

I can't. They have those "fuck me" eyes.


I already wine and dined you.

D.i.s.g.u.s.t.i.n.g

I just need to know ONE thing but I just don't understand.

She was 18 in dog years, officer.

not really.

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it doesnt count if i payed

what is that one thing?

...

:-)

I drove your white ass across town when I could have been in the middle of my lemon salt soak.

Properly detecting and interacting with a DirectInput compatible device. Also, filtering out XInput devices while we're at it.

what's your BMI?

that does not excuse you shitting on philip seymour hoffman

8/

that's above my paygrade. good luck.

a billion.

That ratchety old fart probably enjoys an old fashioned Boston Steam Roller.

are you a stick? mines is 19.5

...

he died

jerk

are you a house?

Ika confirmed for chubster.

im not the one you are looking for ^_^

We all die eventually, George.

If I have to watch this movie I demand snuggles.

Yeah I'm pretty thick cuz I workout a lot

ass

there there

I'm a mansion.

Ok, Lenko.

that is literally the theme of the movie

no

IKT pls response

I want to cum in your kapsalon

&)

WHAT DOES IT TAKE

...

Suffering.

I'm going to build a mansion house in Wyoming because it'll be really cheap


Lol I can't dead lift 400lbs like him


Sci?

Anal fisting

What the fuck

...

Is it so much to ask to be loved?
Reid won't touch me and Michael is always off doing his thing.

You're my only hope.


It's more impressive when he does it.
It's like watching a midget lift 6 times its weight.

such is life.

there's a reason it's cheap there. no one wants to live in wyoming.

yes

aXRvbGR5b3VpZG9udHdhbnRhbmFtZQ :s

...

That's very rude

How tall is he?


Exactly and no one will bother me. I can buy 1000 acres of land for $800,000\
Isn't that good?

explain


wat

...

Lol I wouldn't do something like that

I have morals

That took me a while to decode ._.

Below 5'8'' if I had to hazard a guess.

sounds like a good deal to me.

what on earth makes you think I would know? I don't know things.

it is only for you :'-u

I pine for the feeling of another human.

;;

...

psssttttt

Yes, but you're like 16 and not a juicing midget with a Mr.Potato Head nose.

Also bc a boy

i couldnt tell

Then I can build a huge mansion house on the land and run around my house naked


You're fucking racist as hell though lmao

I'm almost 18 :/


I'm a boy on the inside

Honestly live would be so much better if I could just find a fuck buddy close by.
Reid went form thirsty as hell to the libido of a grape the moment I got here.


This only adds to my point.

that was a Lie. &

...

do you ever fuckin sleep


Yesterday you said you were 6'4 hata

Keep it up and I will just come over there and hold you until I'm happy.
I'm not joking.

you should think about other things

It's a comfort thing.
It helps me not feel so...eh.

that's the only reason to do such a thing.

of course. just not for very long.

Kinda wish I were 5'10... why does God hate me ?


Bebop?


I lied

Lousie kill yourself

imagine having to mop 81 rooms very weekend....

nOooooooo stop it

hire a cleaner. or just don't go in most of the rooms.

there are other ways

...

Hmm... Are you Yan?


I don't want anyone in my house...............

Ever

How can you do that? I absolutely love sleep.


I thought you said you'd never lie to me...

Why is Yuno in my Ikarous folder

you are just going to make it worse for yourself

Did I? That doesn't sound like me

good policy.

it's not exactly voluntary.

farewell for now.

...

Maybe my husband... but he'll have to sleep on the other side of the house

You've always lied to me. Post Yuno, she's best waifu.


Later smug anime person

I used her back in 2103 but Yan came out of nowhere and stole her from me!

i would like it VEry much if you stopped this.
%
Please read my previous postings.

Are you time travelers?

Yuno is laifu

My old yuno folder.... Why do you want a sociopath as a waifu?

Is the QR working ?
?

I'm too lazy to read


bye

?

Bc suck my penis

...

...

...

...

No thank you

...

...

I Hate when you pretend. >&[

Pathetic normie scum.

...

Is what I do best

Minatsuki is my waifu lol

...

...

p.p

BC wanna cyber?

...

Who are juu?


I'm about to cyber Sonata for a while :/

/end

%] goodbye

...

Where are you going?

I can't watch YouTube on my shitty laptop

ky

Younoh is great for reaction pictures

I thought you liked me...

8-1=7
^
a
a
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l
a
m
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u
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...

What?

zcxv

cv

Where did my Izaya-chan go?

Who doesn't want a girl that would slaughter a building full of people for your love?

You know damn well she'd be kinky as fuck, too.


Sorry, my computer crashed!

haiii~

Total disregard for all life

Why can't you do this to me?

...

Do what do you?

damn typos

Yuno neck yourself

It's pretty hot.


Chain me up. I'm a dom but damn I'd let a girl tie me up and ride me for sure. Nothing wrong there.


Don't be mean to best girl.

...

be nice

...

Do you really think I'm that bad?


I'm not worrying. A yuno-like girl wouldn't do that. She'd need my penis for satisfaction.

...

Sleep is Death.

LMAO JUST LMFAO

I think you're scared of a little excitement, yes


It's to make sure you don't cheat on her

see

*pet*

what &\

blood-chan pls

Sleep is fucking life, don't ever lie in public like this.


All I want in my life is a little excitement, but no one is exciting.

And why would I cheat on a cute yandere girl? That's literally perfect.


Leave the internet memes alone

hello


I won't sit idly by and allow my memes to be dreams

go

H-how do you even know me?


Most quiet girls are fucking crazy
Find a quiet girl and give a gift on Valentine's day

Is Girls und Panzer complete utter garbage moeshit trash, or is it eh-okay?

ouio

Is it Anime?

Are those not the same thing for you

Bible, hit that machine gun

Ikarous has been a living meme longer than you've been alive.


Hard to find the cute crazy quiet girls when they're so quiet. Why can't I just have one stalk me so it's easy to figure out?
Maybe I'll find a japanese girl that's literally Yuno.

What?

Death is sleep, nothing more.
And by sleep I mean you don't have to put up with the burdens of living.

you no

My name used to be ScriptKitty, I've been around for a good while. I don't typically post with a name. Hello.


No.


Oh dear.

Literally Yuno?

Good luck

?

I can't wait to sleep forever.


I know, it's gonna be a rough time.
Why is life so suffering, Hata?

Also like 16

it's all recycling T-T

...

Time to cyber sonata, bbl

...

Hey I ain't judging you on an image board.


What a fuckin loser.

I'm not very good at it either. If anything I think my added skill would only serve to impair them further.

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Death is sleep, but sleep implies dreaming. That's the problem.
Because who knows what dreams you'll dream once you're no longer living.


Thanks.

the thread dies when bloodchan leaves

Oh shit its mai waifu Rin!

Tokai isn't online rn so lets cyber

yes &-(

So, out of curiosity. What usually happens here? What is the goal of waking up in the morning and tabbing into an obscure weaboo imageboard where people pretend to be sexy anime characters while simultaneously emulating their theatrical character.

Eyes closing on their own o_o o_o -_- o_o

Same reasons people meet up with their friends I guess, some people doesn't have a lot of those though so they find alternatives.

no one does that

Oh shit, a new poster?

Welcome to the threads faggot

Ask me anything you want to know about this community or the people on here

I'll be your pokedex to all this autism

I'm Soto btw, Im not sure if 6 years makes me an oldfag yet but yeah I know a bit from here

kek another muslim stabbing people

And we have skitty back
What a shambles

It's skitty you dumbass

Cybering just entirely weirds me out these days.
And that'd be cheating.

And I'm watching videos.


Have these threads even been around for 6 years?
Because the Alice threads I was part of only happened around 2011.

NO WAY

You really get my engines revving. Post more.


Soto: Thanks babe
Soto: brb cyering you as a reward

I can't really say how many people actually 'pretend' to be the character they post as. I certainly don't, I'm just a dude that needed an alias to go by.

are bees rational agents

Eh, I think I'll go for a nap. Later perhaps.

I'm Megumin nice to meet ya

metooooo I was just brushing teeth and coming here to toothbrushpost

You came in October 2012 you faggot, you're not even four years old.

Oh that mexican?


Well Im talking about since Holla Forums


que onda guey

link artical

4 years ago was 1 year ago 4 times

Give a name anyway.

this

says who you fucking shit?
nice meme you fucking user

Soto imagine aliens just got to earth and made first contact and meet two naked humans. One is female, the other is male. The alien was sent on a mission from his home planet to have oral sex with one of these humans.

Which one do you think he would choose?

Vaginas

Penises:

This is purely scientific, no homo

sup soto

is not oral sex just kissing

I like fish so i'll go with rotted fish


Sup dags
how ya been man?

Who the shit is this huge as hell faggot horsefucker

So was I, though.

Yes, something lips and lips.

like seriously to me my head right now oral sex just sounds like pretty intense kissing

I should bedd


nanas

lol you dumb slut they have been around for ages

What does this mean?

These threads have been around for 11 years.

Rin get out of here you newfag

Altho the first few communities actually had serious rules about posting and staying in character and implying actions
Shit was hilariously autistic

you are not the real soto

lmao you have a kid way to ruin your life fam

GUYS IM SCARED

THIS PERSON WHICH IM ASSUMING IS A TRAP WANTS TO MEET UP AND CLAIMS I TALKKED TO IT WHILE I WAS BLACKOUT DRUNK AT A CON AND WANTS TO PARTY WITH ME

It looks cute enough to smash but Im kinda iffy
i dunno why

The fuck are you scared of, you disappoint me man
Smash that whore
Case closed

B-but what if it has a dick Jack?
T-That's gay!!

Fag

Since when does that bother you
At worst you'll knock down some badass spirits
I didn't think you'd pass up on a legit trap
Where is the Soto I heard of

Jack is the real mvp trap fucking coach

I'm gonna go in balls deep fam

all the homo

Take ass hair as trophy of your adventures
post it later

Suprisingly most traps dont have ass hairs

Test

Well the OP didn't lie..

We can be dead together.

B-But you always say "sleep is death".. does that mean...

This trap is a german/japanese mix

this is a first

Share pics x)

Nudes or just reg pics?

If both isn't an option then nudes

holy shit what a fucking faggot lmao

Subtle just admit youre gay already jesus christ

So like asuka

I'll leave it open to interpretation.

I don't wanna be disowned by my family x~x

Gg Tennessee

So are we getting those pics or not

Hi master

Desu, bad news.
Subtle's into German/Asians.

Your crashing ship is in a loosing race.

...

Where are all the people at?

Says dog fucker

I'm happy you got some rest last night c:

It was not even the night.. that's the problem

Remember what you said, Scoots.
Because in a day or two I'll have a witty, blistering retort, and you'll be devastated then.
I promise.

We'll stay up all night and fix our sleep schedules together master !

Kek

Slut.

You ever sometimes feel like peeling off Subtle's skin

Absolutely not

Not as much as I think about peeling off your pants.

should've gone with peeling back my foreskin

Now that would have been sexy

...

Uncut is best

If I weren't so emotionally dead I would gladly be your Yandere girlfriend, Izaya

...

Don't get my hopes up like that, love.

*unzips dick*

Delicious uncut cawk

Mother fucker it's too hot in here help

Im dying
Too hot

...

I'll date you, Izaya.
Even if you are devoid of personality.

It's funny because ikt is vietnamese

Sorry, I only date online anime psychopaths that pretend to be girls online

Emotions make people crazy

Love makes people do crazy things

I've found that most people who call themselves emotionally dead don't really understand what that implies.

Like I can't tuck my twig and berries.

What's wrong with being crazy and doing crazy things? You already fit both of those terms.

You should also only post as Yuno.


I'm laughing that your referred to them as such. Keep it up Scoobs.

:p


I'm more of a yangire than a yandere

It will seem bigger if you don't expect much.

You aren't really either of those things, honestly.

Hit me up on skype?

im emotionally dead

Become all the way dead.

If only you were actually even real.


It's okay, in my mind you're not an existential being. You're just an AI coded to respond (you)s to others on this image board. I expect nothing.


Of course not. He's just an edgy teenager.


Hush, you.

i will later :p

Oh and Yuno is Yan's avatar, I can't use it

Syntax error.

Why do you hate me so much, Hata?

i wiah i were completely emotionally dead... i bet that would be a lot of fun

I'm incapable of hate

Hate me

Try and lobotomise yourself? It could work out

these pictures are hilarious

No, I like you...

I need every brain cell at this point

That makes the sex less fun, though. How am I supposed to tie you down and hate fuck you if you won't hate back?

Then why are you on this board?

If you don't make me cum I'll hate you forever

Maybe i can be your...

It needs me

really... ?

...4 really

and make me cum everyday?

3 times a minimum

this is actually pretty good cosplay

You act like that's difficult to accomplish. I already know it's as easy as giving you my blood.

Jesus fuck I'm rolling. To think people do this shit seriously daily. How?

Only 3 times a day?

Make me cum

Izaya-kun better not make me cum.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'd be SOOOOOOOOO mad.

Yuno cosplays are the best.


What makes you think you deserve to?


Please stop, I can't stop laughing

A minimum of... Not a maximum

Because you secretly love me

...

Can't you just lay there while I use you?

...

I can cosplay

Don't you dare steal my cummies.

That's totally possible you baka, it could happen at any convention

I suppose

I'm Yandere for my lord Satan

fuuuuu

Loco should cosplay korra

can I cut you up?

Lol hail

...

If you think you are hard enough

...

What makes you think this?
Are you even good enough for me?


Hot


Please fucking stop, this is getting out of hand. Go ask Rin for cummies.

...

Oh I don't have to be "hard" to slice you to ribbons

I don't WANT cummies. I want to KEEP mine.
I swear to god if you don't back off I'll shove this bat up my ass.
Don't think I won't.

Because you talk to me in private

And yes. I'm too good for you actually

I'll get the shoe polish

Bitch...


Y'all agree darlin?


...please

Back off, Izaya is mine

Wew

You're the one that messages me in private though. You don't even have a job, you can't sustain your own living. What makes you think you're worth anything to me?

You trying to take my cummies too?
I'll fucking trounce you, whore.

My favorite hobby is skinning people alive

I'd just like to see Loco in any cute outfit tbh.

Or out of it?

All you really need to survive in this world is a knife and a lighter


You'll be dead before you hit the ground

...

:O

I hit rock bottom years ago.
I'm practically already on the ground.

...

Why aren't you on steam, I want to call you a useless slut in private too.

Skåne is neat, been buying alot of farm fresh meat to cook with.
Went to goat farm today, bought 100bucks worth of cheese.
Also church art of your nightmares

High in church

...

...

Maria was also tripping balls

Then you're already deeead


Post IMG

On your tits?


The LSD

Too many people bother me on Steam


You're weird

I'm gonna git strong over the summer and then I'll buy myself a cute korra costume and hit some con.

...

Are you even dark enough to cosplay as her?

...

How am I supposed to abuse you in private then?

This s an accurate depiction of the jew


The train going
AAAAANYWHERE


No, i like good food.

Its a date
Hi hi


Hot

Moses OG

I'm not alone anymore

bbl

hay dood

How's the day
Its in the 30s here
Or high 20s
Im too hot

SUMMER IS HERE AND MY LAPTOP IS BURNING

I'll spray tan like Paulie D and Trumpy D

Everything is on fire

Aaaaaaay

Brexit happened.
Trump/Clinton will happen.
Judgement Day coming.

Can we let the machines take over.

I mean they can't make it any worse.

Kill me

!!!!!

Things, can only get butter

Adorable!

I can't believe it

Only because "not much worse"

Habeeb it


Time to bomb the dykes

wat

Make it worse

Do not bomb dykes pls

I brushed my teeth and have to wait to eat my McDonald's hash browns. Everything is so hard.

Too late, tokai is already en route

do not bomb tokai

Tokai IS the bomb

Tokai is bomb, or is she in on it?

Makes me want to cap Ena again.

Glorious martyrdom

Scoot, fill the bathtub with ice and take a nap in it.

That's one of my favorite women's haircuts.

TL Note:

Im at work m, ultimate suffering, ill cool off soon though
Gonna need my fan on all night
Also

Blade Runner 2: First official artwork revealed

bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36824489

I got a buzzcut once and just spent like a day playing massaging it

Would be so nice to do it to a cute girl

I like ice baths

I was going to say playing with it but that seemed wrong

Looks bland

Have fun experiencing fan death.


You could also roleplay V for Vendetta scenes all night.

Masochist

Who's the furry?

Good techno band

Then again, I shower/bathe notoriously hot.

Im weird

Oh hey Sasquatch. It's Kaybe.


But a surprisingly bad marching band.

Noir is meant to be

Oh. Hi, Kaybe.
Long time no see.

I'm going to go wax the rod.
Later.

see
Obligatory "Aren't we all?"

If it's as hot there as it is here, that ice will melt almost instantly. He'll be fiiiiiiiine.


I gotta have a fan on to sleep, ya know? White noise. Plus I like to be as cold as a frozen corpse when I sleep.

I'm still iffy about this BR2. That's a pretty picture, but it doesn't have that overcrowded slum feel of the original, ya know?

You probably shouldn't have glued your eyes shut, in retrospect.


Are you starring in an X rated remake of The Karate Kid?

No. That's a different level.
It's more humid here tho

Blade Runner looks good because it's different

that just looks like shitty wannabe blade runner that's been around for the past 20 years

A decade can change alot of things.
And im with uou on that, orefer being cold room.
Im a cold climate creature

Its 30c here ;-;

Use people temperatures, please.

Fahrenheit a stupid

Hello. I won't be here for long.

28c here. It's cooling down. It was worse.

82f

Then why is it used by the only important countries in the world?


How existential.

Everyone in Cookie land is given tactical mermaid training in case of invasion. You must have learned to swim in freezing-cold water, right?


I wonder what it is they think was left unsaid in the original.


Makes snuggling under a warm blanket extra delicious!


It's 95F here, which is actually very cool for this time of year.

Oh, I guess that too.

But you are near the equator
Its natural
We aren't built for this heat :(

Have you decided to live a better life?

Whether or not Deckard was a replicant for sure. What happened to Deckard.

Lucky us that we get to fucking find out right

Also deckard returns
Intriguing

I'm really bad with that, hence

I'm out of the loop.
New thread when?

Whenever I guess

I try not to dictate my life too much these days but react as I let it do it's thing.

Scoot.newThread{};

*its

Yeah, your 80-something is like my 115. Sorry, Scooter. You don't deserve to bake to death.


Right. I'm tired of thinking about and discussing it. Where's the fun in that?


Cookie, you're gonna be sorry when the Russian subs come in the dead of winter and you get drafted into the merman infantry.

Yeah that one.

Here, I can edit the sentence for you: "Its its its its its its its its its its its its its its its its its its its."

New

Who told you you can think about things go back to shoveling popcorn in your face

Can't wait for the obligatory shitty product placement Coca Cola billboard.