ITT: We post some good old childhood pixelated boner fuel

Post'em, pervs.

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Fuck.

Does being 14 count as childhood?
Anyway Xenoblade's armored asses just won't let me play the damn game lol.

Did they fix the audio yet?
Isn't that the cute mascot guy from the wii game?

I don't know why, she just clicked for me.

Wii game had no mechs so I didn't play it.
I also mute audio so mom won't hear what I'm doing so I dunno.
Textures do bug out sometimes tho

You have to be at least 18 to post here.

Felicia instilled me with a long-standing boner for catgirls and fightan' babes.

He just said he is 14 or so

I think he meant that he was 14 when he played XCX, but at most that would make him 16.

she's perfect


she's hideous

She truly is

My fellow rollfags

wew

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Is that a dare?

Harle was my first vidya boner

Fucking westernfags ripping off superior Eastern design. When will they become original?

I may or may not have furiously masturbated to Cassandra and Ivy in the SC3 model viewer.

I owned it on PC in a time before I even had the internet.

I would exploit the camera of the game to get a closer view of Claire while I had her against a wall and I would run her into the wall and keep the controller clamped down to do that so I could watch her ass wiggle back and forth while I jacked my 13 year old dick.

nig, can't you see the Russian flag colors in her attire

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EASY NOW

I suppose that when you mean childhood, it would be until 15 max.
In that case, I think this is a good list.

The cheat code from Twisted Metal 2. You know the one.

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Selkies in general, but I liked this one in particular.

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Red Ninja: End of Honor.

I thought he meant the character was 14.

Didn't the Senran Kagura guy make that?

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My nigga

Did any other game series do the character import thing QFG did?

Related and Baldur's Gate come to mind

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Get out.

Mudslime and Thicc. Lie to yourself, not to others

Triggered so easily? Maybe you should leave for reddit, they're more your speed, junior.

I see you were in the shazam thread. I always liked Alex Ross's art style.

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Oh.

I'm pretty sure my first vidya related fap was to some trainer x gardevoir fapfic I found on newgrounds.

I haven't read it in years, but I still keep it bookmarked for nostalgias sake.

Of rust, because it has a metal shell

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that was the shit. I had an egregious amount of cummies unleashed through that alone, as a teen. The Ivy and Taki models will do that to a young man.

BIG FAT BATR TATS

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Holy shit, there has to be rule 34 of this somewhere.

Sick digits.

Dungeon Keeper 2
Dark Mistress and Fairy
I would drop one in a single tile room with a locked door then posses an imp and go in to look at the goods

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Seriously fell for her hard as a kid

this is akin to admitting to wallowing in the trash to find food as child

get on my level.

Bioware wasn't the cancer they are now back then, Mass Effect was their last game to not be for simpletons who only care about their progressive waifus.

What about Filbercio?

I want to think my later discovery that I was really into giantess stuff was just a coincidence.

This was great, you had to fake your age as well and answer questions to play it.

Plus the pic is from kotor2, which was developed by Obsidian.

Thank fuck I never became a furry.

You're missing out.

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You don't care anymore.

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I'll bet you never saw Ivy's 2nd alt costume either, faggots.

I was disappointed that you couldn't really interact with them im Morrowind.

planescape's 3d designs were so incredibly shitty ugly, oh my god

almost as bad as the retarded setting itself

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triggered sperglord?

Honestly my first crush.

Did she give you wood?

good taste

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sperglord still triggerd after ip hopping

Most of the things in this thread look bad as fuck since they are from a far away time. The point of the thread is not to necessarily post things you find good looking as much as it is posting things which you found good looking or especially enticing back when you were a kid; if anything you're the one sperging right now.

Posting the obvious choice.
I used to spend ages trying to pin the camera between her and a wall so that it would zoom in on her cleavage.

Took me more than halfway through the game to realise she had jiggle physics.

I have that card. It was the first physical lewd I ever owned.

Gotta give a shout out for G2 Misty as well. That sprite was mindblowing for me when I was 12.

I swear to you I thought she wasn't wearing anything under those overalls.

Dude, 1995 was 22 years ago, I was just a kid, and that was way too cool.
She still looks hot though.


Indeed great numerals, but, no fisting. But we can go with hand holding.


This user gets it.

best girl and also best party member.

What is the best emulator for it and the original Xenoblade chronicles?
Do they have texture patches and undubs?

I'm not him. Just a passer-by witnessing a drooling retard.

It's been years since I played and I only know about now that you've told me.

I've not even played Planescape, and I can only guess the prostitute is a succubus whom drain men's energy via negative energy damage which causes negative levels.

As the nameless one is undead, and thus healed by negative energy, or at leas has affinity with the plane, such actions would have healed him, hence his comment.

Never liked that 90's-00's fake anime look, even as a kid. Just looks incredibly off, like a chinese bootleg. Like all they understood about it was big eyes and stupid hair.

I used to play Timesplitters 2, go to 2-player deathmatch in splitscreen, select characters with ample bosoms or tits hanging out like Venus here, propr up the controllers so that the characters would keep running at each other and their boobs would jiggle a bit, then masturbate.

Kids these days with porn on their phones available at all times don't know the start of how far some of us went to get at least some kind of material to jack off to.

You talk as if that was the eighties or something, back then all it took for good ole me was to search for Sailor Moon pictures on certain sites and call it a day.

This was Obsidian not Bioware.

I didn't get the internet until 2003.

Earliest one I remember besides what's already been posted was Monica in Dark Cloud 2. It took me an embarrassingly long time before I learned how to masturbate


I bet Laura is by far the most common first vidya fap, at least for a certain age range.


Good taste.

Meru was good but Rose was better. I still remember how only one of her pixelated boobs moved in her idle animation.

Timesplitters gave my young self many boners.

Not exactly childhood.

tfw a 8 years old could have played this and it would have 18 this year

But user, Yukari was a bitch. Aegis is the right answer.

Heh. Try asking Fall-from-Grace for a kiss.

Just curious as to why.

get on my level.

WTF Holla Forums?

I prefer this one.
I mean, she is basical bottomless, the only thing that cover her crotch is a pair of loose material.

Nice

Just not into the tsundere bullshit.


Name 1 good thing about Yukari besides being cute.

This is so getting censored in the remaster.

According to D&D lore, that should actually turn you into a greater vampire. Fucking devs forgetting Lore.

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Who gives a fuck about such garbage made specifically for retards without imagination?

She's cute. :^)

Patrician

That's only if it fully drains you, which wouldn't work on an undead.

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Wasn't there some erotic fanfic about the Maku Tree that got really popular a few years ago? I think I remember running across it on Holla Forums quite a bit.

Remaster? Obsidian trying to save their failing company with some nostalgia milking? Next they'll slap denuvo on it, too.

I think its being made by beamdog or whatever.

At this point they're all the same pile of shit to me.

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Not a fap, but a crush. That opera scene, never another game gave me the same feeling.

It was always fun to simulate marrying one of these lovely ladies in Real Life [for Morons]

LOAP is for plebs

Holy fuck, I had forgotten about those.
Seriously though, what's with all the huge racks back in the day, and why aren't they a thing today?

the emphasis on booty in mainstream culture didn't appear until the first few years of the 2000's. Before that…it was all about the boobs.
That's why a whole lot of late 80's and 90's porn stars have huge fake tits.

As of [CURRENT YEAR +1], huge racks are:
- misogynist
- ableist
- sexist
- racist
- a form of body shaming
- icky and gross
- triggering
- :^)

I guess they wanted to make them noticeably female, given how small and low poly the models were.

Sex sells. Plus, pretty females are more fun to create for (predominantly male) artists and modelers than bulky males.

The fact that Japan has much more women in the gaming industry hence also results in in the male characters being these handsome bishonen types.

many people create fantastical characters and many of those in the industry make those characters as a representation of who they wish they were, great traits. It's old hat at this point, but the neptunia creators are good examples of this.

I may not be particularly interested in those games, but there's no denying they hold that value. I can't say the same for any Western made game in a long time.

Always knew faggots that shilled for emulation were underaged.

why are people who rip sprites, without exception, autistic?

because the best sprite rippers have an obsession with alignment and good sheets of course, have the sprites aligned appropriately to one another. This is a trait of autism - which is why minecraft is so popular with autists.


poor children are usually very fanatical about the little they have.

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This was the moment I lost the chance to become normal and settle with 3D girls.

Forgot the 'best' ending.

aesthetic
I remember there was some sailor moon porn done in that style, some of it animated. Top tier boner fuel.

Us console gamers amirite

Pixelated porn is always the best. Those 16bit roms were a blast.

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uh, sure guy.

This is getting very out of hand now…

That's the stuff. Might have been 1999 or 2000 I found that set of images on some shitty hentai site riddled with ads. Hard to believe that was 20 years ago.

I feel like this is the most correct answer. It's similar to why Mario has a hat (hair was hard to represent in 8-bit).

What is it about pixelated porn that makes me so hard? Maori and her sisters of Arcana Heart have made me donate points of cum by now, same as the chibi Touhou sprites getting fucked.

Also, I still fap nowadays to Tyris from Golden Axe 2. Those huge pixelated titties are something.

Lol, I remember using dial-up to download those gifs through kazaa. It took fucking hours to sift through all that shit at 5KB/s. I'm still scarred from the Tifa and Yuffie scat drawing by Zaire. It's forever etched into my mind.

Fuck, I remember some of my first fapping materials were a couple of SNES ROMs I downloaded on my 56k that were called "Hentai" something. Heavily mosaiced. Not at all hardcore. But it was enough.

I can't believe I found it. It's up on 7chan/d of all places. It's apparently spelled ZAYRE in this universe and is censored.

I was going to post this pic. Made my dick explode.

Reminds me of this, which used to be absolutely everywhere.

projecting

More like the West got more Niggerfied and Beanerfied. A (actually attractive) woman's ass is a treasure. Nigger and beaner asses are hideous as befitting such hideous women.

It's leftypol.

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I can't be the only one

I want to marry Harle!

I was young and needed the fap.

Eye of Beholder series, but I think the import was bugged somewhat.
Some gold-box era D&D games did it too..

From more modern games… Bioware games, Witcher … and I think that's it?

I don't remember 6 having the age check thing?
Didn't they do away with it after 3?

i did, have a higher resolution

I love those bat mammaries.

i wouldn't have agreed even two months ago, i don't know what the fuck changed but god damn

Bats are mammals, right? So that must mean real bats have mammary glands.
W-What do they look like?

I've been tainted forever, just never tell anyone about how you like her big fat boobs, you'll keep your sanity easy enough it's just another woman.

I believe they're really tiny with large nipples. Nothing like Rouge the big fat bat tats. The question is Can rogue mix with humans I wonder?

I'm not going to see the end of this day before drawing rouge getting fucked, am I?

If you're the one to draw her make sure you always give her big tits and make sure she's fucking a human male, none of that furry crap. You're the suitor for her, don't forget this factor. It makes this furshit much more enjoyable if you imagine yourself fucking her, it's why it's easier to place yourself in the human's shoes than a furry.

All of you right-wing, racist idiots really need to kill yourselves.

Top fucking lel. How about you kill yourself for being a bigoted cunt against humanity, huh?
See how retarded you sound?
This is bait and I know Don't expect a response if you reply faggot.

I wanted to fuck these.

Racism truly is the highest form of stupidity.

Well that was fast. Do they call you lightning mccocksucker?

Guys, please, I don't remember fapping to 'miss argument' back in the day.

S-Stop it user

You do realize this would be a much friendlier and fun board if racist assholes from pol were not allowed on it?

Then the board would be a sanitized mess of idea's, and ideals. The internet used to be a wild west of sorts and if you didn't like something you'd just leave to another forum. For fuck sake, you're taught your entire life to either put up with it like a man or fuck off and make your own.

I had to stop myself too.

I bet you like the attention I'm giving you aren't ya user. Why don't we take this into my office and discuss politics nice and calm-like huh?

I made some fanart of you, Consuela. Hope you like it.

Shit dude, I was like 12 when I first started on imageboards and even I knew not to be fucking retarded like you.

Why are you quoting yourself?

Butthurt punk.

Holla Forums itself is full of assholes including me. Removing Holla Forums would just shift arguments from politics and vidya to vidya.
Besides, how do you regulate who can post where? There are no accounts here, and going by IP or cookies is easy to abuse. You could lock the board down really hard to stop people posting about certain things, but I can only think of 2 boards that actually do that. One of them is dead and the other is so quiet it's lucky to get a post every few days.

If you want to make Holla Forums fun do something constructive. Start a community around some multiplayer game, or post insightful things.
Sage because arguments aren't childhood boner fuel. Mine was Birdo but it's ok because I didn't know what sex was

The TimeSplitters series had plenty of great girls. It's a shame there's zero good artwork of any of them. I used to crush on Jo-Beth Casey.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING. My first contact with hentai were SNES roms as well, back then i remember getting a CD with snes9x or zsnes that had a lot of snes roms burned into it. There were some with hentai something on the title, there was this one that said hentai "hardcore" or something and it featured anime girls either bleeding or menstruating, it traumatized me since i was like 8 or 9.

you and me both, bro. On a side note, how come timesplitters made facial animations so right and no one matched it again?

I jacked off to jo-beth way more than what i would like to admit.

I wished they had given more unique animations on Dungeon Keeper 2 for the torture chamber. Watching Mistresses being whipped was lewd

Ayame was a close second. but I've always prefered Rin for some reason. Also in vice city I would always turn on the candy suxx costume cheat inside that maze at the mansion.

Come on, i can't be the only one here, right?

holy fuck, is that second pic real? god damn!
I didn't even notice her since she had so little screen time but it's amazing what Naughty Dog used to get away with… now they are full of SJW's.

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Yep, can be seen in Jak 3 Model Viewer, 1:10 into the video.

Didn't think that through did you?
Of course I was actually 18 when the game came out.

You can clearly see theres a strip of black cloth over her crotch, she isn't bottomless at all.
The belt looking thing is actually part of her underwear, its the band that holds it up.

I remember when I would masturbate to the strippers in Suran.

Get this hothead out of here.
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/halfchan/
>>>/feminism/

Spoilered just in case
When I think about it, maybe that explains my THICK fetish

Those shorts that are rolled up at the bottom are my weakness.

Maia was the best, yes. I have a weakness for hot evil chicks, and would have rather romanced her than any of the heroines.

posting the IE game with superior art

glad to see I'm not the only one who enjoyed the festival at the end of the year

When that one came out, I was 16. Fapped all the time to one in the middle.

-Blaze from Street of Rage 2
-the healer girl from Shining Force 2. I'd always give her the chinese dress.
- the water fairy from Story of Thor (Beyond Oasis in Burgerland)

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Excellent choice


I saw it too. Not looking at it again, though.


I remember choosing the middle one as my mage and the one in the right as my cleric.

Come on Holla Forums are you even trying?

Back in the days kids were actually wary of giving out personal information. Now they're giving out everything for free on every fucking social media that exists.

the gap of 'the days" isn't even that huge its fucking bizarre what like a 3-5 year age gap did. i'm 25 and keep my real identity fairly hidden but the guys i play some online games with who are like 21-23 are all on first/last name basis and all have each others facebook and shit.

then they act like i'm the weird one for not revealing any of that to them so easily

I don't think that guy was actually 14. I think he was trying to say he was 14 at the time he played Xenoblade.

Xenoblade Chronicles X came out in (late) 2015.

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Most of my teenage faps/first boners are in this thread.
I'm surprised no-one posted game-over gruntilda

Not pixelated, but this exact artwork destroyed muh fucking dick when I was little.

Matt, pls.


That would explain a lot.


Her deadication. :^)


Isn't her name Sara or something? She's pretty cute.

Looks like bush to me.

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Sorry, this board is only 18 or older guy

Nigger faggot

I jerked off to myself fucking her when I was a teenager. I'm only 22 all right.

Underage faggot detected

Is there more of this?

Download some PC-98 games

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ape escape 3 came out 12 years ago. I was 7 at the time dipshit.

What's the name of this game again? I use to have some images saved but now I don't. Allow me to google image search a while.

It's called Virgin Angel.

I'm almost certain he's talking about the character Lin who is 14

third pic looks like david bowie
sorry