♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Ponyville is calling Edition
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Ponyville is calling Edition
Hail lord Satan~
but I had pastries today and now I feel sleepy today was a good day
I'll wait for the next bandwagon maybe
Do you see that cute maid? Do you not want that?
Of course. I've seen mostly everything that has decent art and is R17+ with blood and violence.
I've lost track of how many that is, but it's a lot.
I'm a fucking anime whore.
-saves the Soto nudes-
sounds like you're just an edgy teen. but anime is one of the best outlets for that.
soto best girl
not worth, I have better options.
ifyou remove your ribcage you can do even more intense yoga stuffs
this is how you obtain regrets :/
"i'll wait till there is something new that's this cool, which is VERY unlikely given that this kind of gaming revolution thing happens like once a decade, and when i'm bored of waiting, i'll get pokemon go, only to find myself a noob in a world of pros"
Where'd my QR thing gone
this is a great idea, on it.
how do u know
I mean I am. Nothing better than badass stuff in movies/anime.
ikt did you ever burn yourself off the sun.
I DIDN'T REALLY
MINE IS GONE TOO?!
itis a fad that will be gone in a month or two if even that
Heck no she's a sociopath
but i want to be a cute maid
was just about to ask this
I bet this is Erdohan
no but for serious
My QR is still here because I don't use Erin's worthless scripts
I use no scripts tho
it's shines in a place called the outernet
someone said this to me
i told them that the first pokemon games released for gameboy are still extremely popular, and pokemon yellow is even making new revenue on virtual console
they said "oh shit, yeah"
and now they play pokemon go
stick that in your pooper pastry faggot
What if I move to Thailand?
This is what happens if I find the page on PC and open it on my phone. Lol.
I'm going to watch it today.
Sounds scary tho, do you ever go there?
there doesn't seem to be an option turned off or anything. this is unfortunate.
oh, lol, rek'd, droid >4.4 and no intel processors i think
Let's stop posting forever until a 4chanX+OneeChan is developed for 8chan.
and it's gone in the old thread too. the qr has up and vanished.
pokemon go is not in any way equivalent to the original games. it is just a new normie meme game that happens to be attached to the pokemon franchise.
Be my cute trap maid, Bloodchan.
well there's no way I'm going to keep posting for long if it doesn't come back. scrolling back up to the top to reply to things is unacceptable.
iunno if it's that important of a game. i mean generally i dont really hop on stuff anyway.
though who knows i might be on my death bed yelling at the nurses about how i missed out on pokemon go
I'm dead serious
Why is Erin so useless?
Also it's just Ingress but worse and buggier. Nintendo better not use this as a quick cash grab and actually let niantic spend good time on it.
for what purpose
Just abuse your pgup/pgdown.
Pretty sure it'll tell me that anyway, just 'cause it's not on my playstore.
4.4, and I actually don't know what my phone's processor is; Galaxy S3.
i appreciate pokemon go because it made people stop talking about overwatch
who do you notify about a problem like missing quick reply?
Just accept it.
what is pokemon go if not a cash grab?
yush I'll have to otherwise I'll lose my brownie points.
then I gotta go there
(not true, by the way)
now there are just two meme games
isnt it delightful
What are you a nerd or something?
Bitch at Erin and just take it all out on him
live in not big city
no pokemon in vicinity
Are pokemons bound to certain countries? What?
when the fuck is boo going to wake up
speaking of meme games i heard you liked undertale
And then it's legal.
yes since the whirlwind of memes died down i decided to play it and it was p good
WHENYOU no longer know what order to read comic panels in
It's just kinda abandoned here. Eh.
see any undertale porn?
Like gonna barely start the series?
Oh you're in for a good show
Re:Zero is a light hearted comedy/romance/SoL
Its really enjoyable and the MC and the rest of the cast are so lovable
To filter Sci
yeah assholes used to post that disgusting garbage here
nah don't worry I can't get burned, don't even need sunscreen.
bbut aren't we already legal
You're a fucking horrible human being.
From upper right to left
Oh. Apparently there's a place here in Copenhagen that people abuse to level really fast.
Suppose that's clever. Doesn't normal filters work?
did it ruin your perception of the goat child or make you want him more
well. someone let me know when it's fixed.
I'll be on steam.
One sitting or bust.
I'm secretly actually 10.
I started posting when I was 5.
8chan QR going missing is not my problem and i will not be investigating
8k QR is right here and working fine, if you subject yourself to vanilla 8chan, you made your own bed
wait do I have you on steam
Yeah - toast, not shrimp.
I don't even know how the thing works kek
do normal filters work on sci
Erin's filter blocks Sci's posts by using his IP address
I'm too lazy to scripts with chrome, so I made my bed.
I'm just gonna lie in it.
It isn't as if I didn't post like this on 4ch for the longest of times.
You're as useless as your dead mother
more like light-hearted SAO
re zero sucks dick
oh thats crazy
dont you think itll be fun to move though?
all the shit involving asriel is kinda cringy and one of the worst parts of the game
neutral run has a far more satisfying final boss fight
A chick got ran over by a car here the other day since she was just walking in the middle of the street
i never got to that point. i lost interest after the fish woman
I remember when you were getting all triggered over the show lmao
Ready dat ass cause its gonna be hurtin
fuck yo scripts bitch
im phone posting anyway
If it wouldn't be Pokemon Go it'd be Whatsapp or whatever anyway
It keeps on giving tho
oh thats lame
you probably didnt give it a chance
It's never fun leaving your home v.v
Erin is useless though
BBQ success is always welcome news. Have more cookouts if the stress at work keeps up. It seems to lift your spirits.
Today's been a breeze so far. knock on wood
The quick reply box isn't working for me though. Kind of annoying.
yeah it is
but I'm hydrated
I probably just suck at bullet hells.
tell me about the time you were mistaken for a small airship making an illegal landing
oh i thought you meant you dropped it cuz it was bad
im pretty awful at the game too
cant decide if i like it more than off
people actually filter other posters
Lmao I thought that was just a meme
Who the fuck actually does that?
nobody who's relevant uses filters
I'm sorry you had to go through that so many times. Did you ever suffered from homesickness?
Kill yourself you useless cunt
Subtle already told me that it's not as bad as, like, Clannad or anything, though.
Sorry. Apparently it's fact.
is that what they said when they realized you had too many fat rolls to be an airship?
Oh nah i liked everything about it i just didnt have the patience cuz i suck
moving is cool
the only place ive ever missed is the apartment in which i lived with my dad for a year and a half. i typically feel no strong connection to home.
qr is kill
emi, where do you get your windows 8/8.1 isos from?
I have the entire thread filtered at all times.
I just type random numbers and replies and hope they line up.
I tryyyy but sometims it makes no sense
I finished tootbhrush is bedtim nana
AR games will be everywhere soon.
I have two filtered tbh
yes that would be it
ha noob etc
did u watch playthroughs to see how the story goes
How's the Monday going?
The White Whale is funna fuck their shit up
Hope you're ready for some grade A suffering
That's such a boring come back
That's sad... would you like to live with him again?
Spread the word
Dreamspark, though go.microsoft.com
i was spoiled of it when it was all everyone was talking about. another reason i didnt go back
it was a question
can i have an answer please
When will he learn?
Yeah, I was having trouble posting last night when I got home. I was too dernk to even handle that shit heh. I also have a link I wanna share you a little later.
remind me please.
And Woo! Easy like... m-monday? heh, I ought to grab a shower in a min I am roasting
Roast scoot with veggies
eh it would be all right
i prefer living with my dad to living with my mom
though really i miss the apartment itself
he moved in with my stepmom so that apartment is long gone
When AR waifus
both the onthehub dreamspark thing my uni uses and the media creation tool shit the bed for me :/
you guys are still sad as fuck
don't think i'll post for a while
maybe it would have been smarter to play it when it was a fresh meme after all
Subaru never learns his lesson and falls deeper into madness every time
I can sorta relate so I decided to cosplay as that nigga
no im happy!
I resent that.
See you, Erin.
brb kapsalon /w sotos cummies
Maybe he becomes that witch dude
Have another post for the road erin.
Nah, just filter.
That day will be a great loss for humanity.
Or perhaps the opposite.
That never happened because I'm not fat
Does your stepmom hit you?
I really hope you die alone you worthless piece of shit
Do you like Sci?
All you did was trade insults with Blood-chan
dafuq kinda q is that? no
She knows everything I say is true
Don't lie to me, Sci. I'm your friend and I care about you
like, the onthehub thing requires broken activex shit to work, and the download tool always fails for me
ive never been beaten and my step mom is super cool
remember she has the same tattoo you wanna get (kind of)
I'm bored now I'll be back later <3
He's cool once you get to know him :p
That means she's evil af... bye now <3
I didn't know Vietnamese shotas could be this lewd
lol nah she was just a punk in high school and whatever
shes super lighthearted and funny
everyone loves her
wew fucking lad
u so so rad
That image always makes me lol
I always hear my Chinese cartoons characters whisper it before going in a house
So that same whisper plays in my head while seeing some nigga break down a door
Post pics of Erin before hrt
I'll be on the lookout for any potentially harmful links. :P
My mom drove herself to an appointment and keeps blowing up my phone asking what she should have for lunch after. The fact that it turned into an argument about which food truck has the best tacos speaks volumes about us.
Howdy, Mr. Soto. Monday's...weird. I feel like I've been away from work for a month. How are you?
You and Momma are way too cute! MY LITTLE SABRINA CAN'T BE THIS CUTE!!!!
Heh, did you resolve the issue at hand? Who won the Game of Trucks?
And the link sin't harmful! Silly! Just something to enjoy.
time to add more pics to folders wew wew wew
Russians ddosing bbc article about their state-sponsored doping for the olympics lol
hey good lookin
whatcha got cookin
the olympics are cancer
every time they bring in new ways to spread diseases or oppress the poor, so no surprise there
Just joshin' ya, Scooter.
After about half an hour of this gooberish behavior, I told her to follow her heart. She decided on a ham sandwhich instead. This woman, I swear...
What kinda pictures you workin' on?
Dang it! I was thinking of you yesterday and was going to write, but I got distracted and can't remember what I had to say. Curse this Alzheimer's!
It's always wonderful to see you though. Hi.
I wasn't around yesterday so no worries
i was up in glasgow getting glassed and headbutted and cursed at hourly
I hope you had as much fun as I did
Music festival or job orientation?
Only ham? YOU WENT HAM FOR HAM?!?!? Heh :3 Gooberism is genetic it seems.
Um, just watching BlackLagoon atm so grabbing some Revy
Nothing particularly flash, though I ought do some more editing with my Lisbeth caps.
Thought i'd just inform you all I will be checking myself into inpatient rehab for a few weeks(not that anyone cares)
Good luck in life, and idk if I will be coming back to post here for quite a while.
Get your sickness treated you pedophile
Take care Ui
thought about doing similar. what made you make that choice
neither, it's just this promotional event i do with the company i work for every other weekend. it's nice that i get to go all around the country but it's not nice that i don't get to see any of it.
but scotland was nice. lots of hills. i'm glad i got to go.
I meant, see the cities I go to. because i'm a woker bee.
what is the difference between a pony poster and a pedophile?
scientist hates ponies
pedos have good taste and ponies are retarded
Whats the difference between boo and a puddle of vomit?
holy shit you should probably kill yourself dude
hahaaaaaaaaaaa winky face
science is kill
who the fuck is this guy
finding god after doing dmt and 5g mushroom dose in a house built in the 1950's where satanic things have taken place.
I burned my satanic bible and threw away all bad things in my life.
i meant lolicons really
not actual pedos
liking lolis doesnt make u a pedophile imo
also put myself on suicide watch after i blacked out and nearly cut down the river on my arms
where does the rehab fit into finding god.
"also put myself on suicide"
by the light of god he saw the error of his ways duh
Wish you would commit suicide. You useless crossdressing pedo freak
youre an actual pedo who should be in jail
best not to cut downward
ofc he's actually just bein a lyin attention whore
I went in for an emergency psychiatric visit where they monitored me for about 6 hours
im not a real pedo i swear
Very much this
I'm not tho.
This will be my last post.
Goodbye everyone and God bless.
fuck off horsefag
see you tomorrow ui
how does god feel about your desires to fuck little girls
Sci and ui are pedo scum and should die
He can see into my heart and He knows i would never do that
Scoot, she JUST called me to tell me she went to the hospital deli to get a chicken salad sammich. After sending me 1,000,000,000 texts asking where she should go and ignoring my advice. This woman is going to drive me insane!
Edit them so that Lisbeth is wearing a different silly hat in each picture.
Sounds like the scenery you did get to take in was good for your heart. So, are your artistic skills put to use at these things, or is this just for canvas money?
is wanting it not a sin
i genuinely dont know
if u dont act on it it's not a sin just like with homosexuals
and i dont want to anyway
other than the legal issues
bcuz im not attracted to little girls except in animes???
why is that a question
do you doubt yourself
SILLY HATS! Yes, its a deal! I will need fez's and top hats and bowlers and caps... And momma is trying to make you insane in the membrane.... insane insane in the brain. I am happy she is getting around though, even if that does cause you eye rolls
cute sabby eyerolls
"They are just drawings"
this thread fucking blows
no it was supposed to be subtly condescending
but you've posted child porn here before.
Then fuck off boo
not for this part of the job in particular, but i've done a few sketches for them. think i mentioned it to you before. they sometimes pitch events or builds to people but they usually just photoshop a visual together.
but it's a nice job. it's always something weird and interesting and the pay is quite good for unskilled labour.
yeah thats the only child porn i ever saved
it was one picture i found on krautchan and reposted for the sweet sweet animus attentionwhoring
i wasn't attracted to the little girl in the picture i posted
are you guys in a game
we're waiting for you
It's cool man
kids are sexy
save pic of naked little girl
im not attracted to it
Is there a thermodynamics and fluid mechanics expert in here
no fuck off
that is correct
How do I keep cool and comfy while there is a heat source exhausting air at 47c at a rate of 150 cfm inside a room of 26m^3 while ambient temperature is 28c
turn it off.
You scored full marks!
But we tend to forget that He also knows the intent behind our thoughts. He knows the wicked will blaspheme His name—"In the pride of his face the wicked does not seek him; all his thoughts are, 'There is no God' somewhere in psalm
Basically if there is a tiny piece of you that would even entertain the actual thought of sinning, by this you are sinning already probably cause god has hacks
Isaiah 55:7 God knows that Christians can have intrusive thoughts as well. He looks deeper than the fleeting image, "…for the LORD searches all hearts and understands every plan and thought,"
so as long as you are in no way actually entertaining the sinful thoughts, you are good they just end up counting as fleeting images in their words meaning thinking about it multiple times becomes not fleeting, looking at you here sci
In other words stop thinking about children, you creep
i'm not a pedophile jackass
God is the thought police
Sci stop creeping on kiddies
scoots stop being an autistic pest
anyone remember this gem
This is basically a joke for someone who spends all of their time staring at a computer, made by people who spend all of their time staring at a computer. It's possible to read deeper meanings into it, but it sort of defeats the purpose because in the end it's just this hypnotic clip of animation.
find 30-40 years old spirit (5L limited edition)
tfw went back to communism and brought back a booze worth my entire monthly wage
But yall bitches wish you would be junk managers right now
Your track record says otherwise, I'm inclined to believe the facts over you
That it is, it's gotta chill out maybe smoke a little and take in things around it or just hit the reset button for the keks
why are you calling it an it
it is a man
i'm not obligated or interested in spending the time to prove shit to you you homo bitch boy
No it is an it cause there is no godly wang or pair of tits that I can view in the sky yet! Until it shows it can just gtfo with this gender bs
Even if anything you just said was right, it'll never be as bad as you being a pedo
you can't be religious and leftist at the same time stop it
hasnt heard of christian socialism
u got tricked into becoming a fairy faggot cuz ur a weak-willed weak-minded shitstain
u thoughtless meme spewing pile of toxic waste
Who said I was either? I just am just the hero this world deserves and needs but I'm too busy expecting God to whip it. the fuck. out already!
im sure we'll do the job eventually
Don't forget a cowboy hat and a pirate hat! And since you mentioned hats, one of those "Welcome to the rice fields" hats too.
Sounds like a good gig. Do you have to interact with customers much?
It best be impressive or I'm going to blood bend all of god's shit away, it worked in a nick cartoon so damn well it'll be reality :^)
You are still a pedo, which will forever be the worst
yeah but i don't have a problem with that
did you take some time off?
i'm sure believing that makes you feel better
the burning light will clean the world
are you referencing something from past season 1 of LoK because i am unfamiliar with that reference
There is nothing wrong with delicious flat chest.
WELCOME TO THE SABS FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER
hue, growing wild Sabs.
On the subject of hats, do you yourself own a stetson? Or any boots? Gotta be nosey for the cowgirl yee haw
No, it's just about commonplace in most any area of society barring the shittiest of them
No just the bad guy in season 1 that zaps people of their bending
no i mean believing im a pedophile
makes you feel a little better, huh?
Sure did. I flipped my kayak and stepped on a catfish Thursday. It was a fun day.
So you're pretty good at talking with people, hm?
I hate to burst your image of me as a cowgirl, but...I don't have any Western wear. I'm just the worst.
No in fact I wanted you to be chill, like you were when I first joined we can't always get what we want
Oh yeah. I recall the theories of his identity to be way better than who he really was
oh how sad for you
I would have been suprised, if I am honest, if you did have any. But I wanted to amuse myself. Much like your amusement of me in a suit and tie and bowler hat and unmbrella.
i'm glad you had fun and reenergised a little.
Oh yeah, who he was and what his power was while rather unique? Fucking lame compared to the possibilities, part of me hopes for like a new type of bending or like the anti-avatar lol or Sokka
More so for your family
yeah there was this idea that when aang died and came back in one of the seasons that what's his name was born. but because aang didnt die he didnt get the full avatar powers but just the spiritual element to the whole thing. so Korra gets the bending and then whats his face gets the spirit shit. which made sense with korra having a lack of spiritual shit like aang did
im sure there would be holes there but i thought it was more interesting than what we got. though the murder suicide was fucking great
I need to ask my aunt if she has a photo of me mutton busting. I remember her showing it to me once. I looked like Calamity Jane. But yes, I always imagine you like Colin Firth in Kingsman.
Thank you, sweetheart. It did a lot of good for my soul.
oh yes so sad
QR not working
this has been covered
You expect me to read your garbage morning threads
Mutton busting? What is this! Tell me!
looking like calamity jane
Share pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! heh
I really need to get a new suit tbh.
Oh yeah that final scene of those two was just perfect, made up for the rather weak twist I feel the following seasons did great though
i'd rather you never came to animus
i heard korra turned into a lesbian. good choice
How's your comics?
CP in the sticky
drawing my third page. hows you
At the rodeo, they'll let kiddos ride a sheep that's pissed off. Only, in my day, they didn't make you wear a helmet. Your dumb parents dressed you up like Jessie the Cowgirl and just let you get bucked off an angry animal. Fun times. I don't remember it, but I'm told I lasted a good 5 seconds.
Here's a video from where I grew up. I guess they've started making the kids wear helmets and pads. What's the fun if you can't be potentially crippled for life?
I'm okay. I was mean to somebody last night and I feel terrible about it :(
Thats fekking insane!!!
How the hell! And kids ought to be in pain as early as possible to aadjust to being a grown up
Yeah she be fuckin that Asamimami there
General elma cuntiness probably.
shes also like the rich tony stark of the group
mako was always a shallow guy and bolin was obnoxious
wish I could turn back time
to the good old days
wanna go in greater depth or...
Bolin ended up with Toph's granddaughter and yeah Asami might as well have been Ironman in a steampunky way pretty good comparison
No. I'm just gonna leave them an apology and then order a pizza to eat my feelings away even though I shouldn't spend my money on food.
The cycle continues.
Right? Kids should be placed on the backs of angry livestock more often. Then we wouldn't have ISIS and marijuana junkies.
the chief of police?
its not a bad plan. the cyclical part isnt so hot but i have problems with that too.
what kind of pizza do you like
♪When mamma put me on sheep
And I got knocked out♫
Be nice to the delicate flower
My favorite is Brazilian, but I'll sometimes do pep + bacon or pep + mushroom.
Hi! What's on a Brazillian pizza?
It's hard to brush off the jealousy of their put-togetherness tbh
WOAH THAT ONE WAAS LIKE A TRUCK
IT GOT MY HEART
you are into some strange pizza toppings.
You can have my pineapple. My hands are clean, so I'll just pick 'em off for ya.
Y-yeah. Me too. It's hard to maintain some semblance of composure in a conversation when you're sobbing at yourself, so.. Yeah, I dunno.
What do you get?
You'd really be missing out on the sweet and spicy combo from the fruits.
No that's Toph's daughter, one of the two the granddaughter was of the other daughter
whatever cheese is available. i will have to get delivery now that you got me all hot and bothered about it
this is so confusing
*pat pat your back*
Rivers know this
We shall get there slowly
You make a strong point.
A friend of mine used to order maraschino cherries on her pizza. I tried it once. Pretty good. But it's hard to find places that will do it for you around here.
Yeah you should just watch it!
Well then of course literally any topping would be interesting. You just get plain pizza lol
Slowly is the scary part, Bardo. I'm a geezer and suck at life.
That could work. I don't think places here would do that either though.
No i'll wait for the 60-80s avatar they'll never make
naw gurl im putting like cheddar and all kinds of cheese on that shit. it's far from plain
MARJUANA JUNKIES ARE MY PET HATE GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I'll be your pet and you can hate me
I guess I don't consider cheese a topping because without cheese a pizza is not a pizza or something?
lol who knows at this point, anyway I'm out laters moogs! It's been nice again
its these types of philosophical questions that keep me up at night
if the pizza wants to be a pizza it doesnt matter what it's made of.
open pizza place
call it "Selma's" (sab + elma)
have over 1,000 standard and exotic toppings available
I worry some pot smoker will leave his needle in a movie theater seat, then I'll sit on it and get ebola.
brb setting FB gender to pizza
(insert pun about eating you)
Well, if it ain't Chester the Molestor. What's up?
After I do my school (whenever that may be) It's basically between a bakery, food truck, or pizza place so I'm totally down for that.
You'd have to start with really small quantities of some of the toppings for business purposes.
wanna play sumthing
I may have read "Fuck Truck" instead of "Food Truck."
Yeah I wanna play with MY WEINER
i WORRY, ALSO, THAT i AM GOING TO BE GOING TO CHURCH AND WHEN i WALK OUT THE DOOR SOME POTHEAD STABS ME FOR MY CHURCH MONEY... SO HE CAN BUY A JAR OF MARIJUANA AND INJECT IT.
i was just about to do that
I...I never knew you felt that way.....
alright....g-get to it then.......
So no grilled Atlantic puffin for the first year or so. I'm having second thoughts.
And you call ME lewd.
I have read "Fuck Truck" instead of "Church".
can i have human on my pizza
You did this to me!
Why, does the thought of me in a holy place disgust you so?
Sir, it is illegal for anyone to serve human flesh
*cop on lunch break walks out*
right this way please.
I thought you were sraight, though.
Your argument holds about as much water as a rock in the Saraha.
Because the rules say I can't behead you on holy ground.
You wanna give me head?
YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF WHAT I ACTUALLY WANTED FOR LUNCH <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
It was a bowl shaped rock...
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