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skins were a mistake

no wonder games are shit

They'll probably put Pepe in the game in 2028.

I live in Atlanta. Time to go firebomb their offices.

Either pick up your posting style from the ground or return to 4chan where that style is the norm.

Here. All you need to do to fit in is something like this.
But even then it's silly to make a thread about this. Better, you could make a "cringy shit game devs have done" thread. They're obviously trying to appeal to the Reddit audience with these memes.

Holla Forums has always been a little more chill, and I'm foonspeeding you for the sake of the board culture.

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People still play assfaggot games?
Why?

Webm for you

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Ironic shitposting is still shitposting; you should stop looking for shit to be upset about and instead focus on what makes you happy.

Pathetic

Oh fucking hell it's worse then I thought.

Can someone please just end video games already? Put us out of our misery.

God damn.

Doge is pronounced with a soft g? Have I been doing it wrong all this time?

I don't want to believe this is real and that somebody, a human being, somewhere thought it was a good idea.

Don't joke about this if you aren't going to do it. Please just do it

Does it really matter? Its from a horribly obnoxious internet joke.

It's just pronounced Dog but with an elongated 'o', isn't it?
That's literally how fucking English works. The 'e' at the end accents the vowel before it.

Closed it in less than a second.

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Tell me when they put the O RLY owl in the game.

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IT'S FUCKING DOGE. DOG-E. DOG. E. DOGGY. FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

Get cancer and die.

I'd understand "so funni marketing with memes" as a strategy to bait people into buying your shit but holy fuck i can't belive there's someone who thinks japanese phrases spoken with heavy american accent are okay.

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Stop the presses, check em

HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW KIDS?

I mean at least it had busty girls but since I don't play games at least not MOBA's to jerk off I'm fine I play tons of eroge's but MOBA's are unfun bullshit and I don't see the appeal as a whole.
Now OP post her other costumes as she's had others just as fucking cancerous.

All right who's the asshole who posted this in the webm thread?

How do you do fellow goyim?

Fucking outdated doldg meems.


Meme frog will be ruined too. It's only a matter of time. You know it's true.

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Anons play this shitty game
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Games are over.

Don't worry, I made a new meem for you. Peeps the National Socialist snkake, eater of frogs.

Any publicity is good publicity.

Holy shit, what year is hi rez in.

Is Hi-Rez trying to suicide or did they let someone stuck in 2014 in charge?

I can only imagine how mad your teammates and enemies will be if you own this skin, let alone use it.
That's mission accomplished.
Also, not the first time they've done this.

I didn't realize assfaggots was turning into literal fucking clickbait now.

More like any publicity is fucking cancer.

Is that an edited picture of Emi?

No shit.

Gondola is next.

I liked that game, had it installed on my ps4.

While I'm at it, here are a few examples, with their respective voice lines
smite.gamepedia.com/Kawaii_Pop_Bastet_voicelines
smite.gamepedia.com/Harajuku_Neith_voicelines
smite.gamepedia.com/BA5S_Drop_Janus_voicelines
smite.gamepedia.com/Life's_a_Beach_Geb_voicelines
smite.gamepedia.com/Child's_Play_Scylla_voicelines
They know exactly what they're doing.

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no it's not you fucking retards

Gondola is connected to Pedobear. Gondola is safe.

Out of curiosity, I decided to look up what the design with no skins was since I don't play this shit. I now must question even further who approved of this.

Emi is based off of her, her pristine QUALITY leg is actually a prosthetic.

The skin was announced last week and its not really that far off from other shit they've got in the game.

They even made a skin for Raijin called "Drums Out" and a "Monster Trainer" for Erlang Shen.

No, Emi is based on the drawings of one specific japanese guy. Just like all the katawa girls. He doodled them but didn't feel like making a full doujin about them.

It's a joke you retard.

MOBAs were a mistake.

Where is nintendo with a dmca when you need them?

Get better jokes then, because this one's just as shit as doge.

The internet was a mistake.

As the days go by I start to question my choice not to kill myself more and more.

I suppose I wouldn't be as angry if they at least looked nice. They all look absolutely hideous.

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DELETE THIS

I already fucking said this they know exactly what they're doing and it's awful.

Win some, lose some.

You're practically subhuman for spoonfeeding and pretending other people are about as retarded as you.

why she is pooping from her vagina

Fuckin seriously you people?
Looks like every other MOBA/ASSFAGGOTS is dying due to Overwatch's release.

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They're doing it to make you angry and that's excellent.

maybe not the art, but in-game some of those look good. Here is an example of something really shit-tier

We can watch the incoming trademark C&D from The Pokemon Company as it happens.

I don't know about that, Smite is a pretty ugly game, user.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Not too long ago, they also made a gorilla skin called "Drums Out" what the fuck are they doing over there. Harambe memes were never funny, but bringing it back months later is even worse

I thought that was a reference to Donkey Kong?

That's Donkey Kong you twit.

It's probably safe to assume that you shouldn't be putting overt references in your game, even if it's a game in a bad genre like ASSFAGGOTS.

tbh doge is one of the best memes. It's timeless.

DOJE

It can be both, fuck off faggots reeeeeeeee

God fucking dammit. Animal abuse videos get me like nothing else, really didn't need to see that tonight.

A lot of the time, too, with these skins is the whole package of voice pack and skill theme changing which arent so prominent when looking at just the card art, like "Axe Murderer" Chaac getting bloodier with each kill.


Its been out for a few months now, so probably not. The reveal streams for these skins are always interesting since all the hosts have to try their hardest to act that its not an obvious rip off of something else.


"Drums Out" is a Harambe reference but everything else is DK. Doesnt really make much sense that Raijin would get it either considering both Sun Wukong and Hun Batz are actually monkeys in-game.

People like you are the reason why the cancer wasn't stopped.

I never minded the doge meme unless people would try and do it out loud.

but I like Shibas so I'm bias.

The people who really hate doge are people like me who were still on reddit when doge was still popular. It was obscenely overused and covered the fucking website and comments for a few months.

no you faggot, the name is obviously supposed to be a reference to harambe, how fucking dense do you have to be.

I had no idea. It only got posted around 4chan conservatively for a couple of weeks till everyone hated it. I never understood why but that makes sense.

how the fuck was it ever funny in the first place? it's nothing more than a dog with autistic meme text over it

Kill yourselves.

To be honest, family, shaking my head.

If you've ever used reddit you need to leave

How is it that only the Sonic twitter seems up to date or at least creates its own oc?

It was huge on /sp/ and fairly big on /s4s/. I hate it because the mainstream picked up on it just as it was starting to get unfunny, and plunged it into the ground.

Wew, I guess I'm more autistic than I thought. I think we can both agree though that even if it was called anything else, people would still have been unironically shouting about that fucking gorilla.

They're using their otherwise useless design and implementation time to shitpost, obviously.

And you, you're a weak faggot. Get out and come back when you're not a six foot tall toddler.

Nigga, this shit's older than that. That's how behind these fucking retards are.

Have some eye bleach

reddit is Holla Forums culture.

Would you fuck a toddler?

Top Kek

heres your (You)

Thanks, but I'm still right.

2010
kabosu112.exblog.jp/9944144/

Is the toddler sexy?

I never understood why people consider suicide a viable option. But as I keep replaying the video, I really begin to understand why some people do it.

I want to die

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The thing I most fear is that there is actually an afterlife and I won't be able to escape.

Didn't pedobear get picked up and driven into the ground by normals like a decade ago?

Bloody hell

that's definitely English.

The Kawaii skins exist exclusively to piss off people like the OP, they're pretty great. Smite is fun as long as you don't take it seriously, the non conquests playlists are pretty entertaining and has the best cast out of any moba on the market.

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It's a word regardless, you publicly educated piece of human trash.

Yes user, we get it, you're a master edgelord. I bet you fap to goatse and everything.

Jolly good show old bean, give that commoner the what-for.

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Learn to fucking english, the E is silent; it's pronounced "d'oh guh"

holy shit time has passed fast

You know, the whole Harambe thing was good just because it was like 'irresponsible dads leave niglet alone with a gorilla only for the gorilla to get shot' you know,gorilla have emotions too,just look up Coco the Gorilla.
Also,never understood why the gorilla became a meme and not the alligator at disney world

And now you're name dropping reddit? We're all very impressed with your edge.

Ever heard of a loanword? Though both the title of the Venetian ruler and the noble title 'Duke' are descended from the same Latin 'dux,' the two positions are dissimilar enough that translating 'doge' directly into 'duke' would make the word lose its meaning.

Because gators aren't cute.
You'll never see peta or some shit trying to free the reptile zoo.

Found the shitskin

Psssht nuttin personel kiddo

Your weak memery has no power over the likes of me, fag enabler.

*unzips lazer katana behind u*

Come at me senpai.

*shoots dick*

I'll give you that,gators are underrated,but also keep in mind PETA's just a bunch of hacks that want to fuck around big shots that run slaughterhouses and to teach kids to be vegans with their shitty games.
Also,look at this.also never go two or three gators too far though

You thought it was supposed to be funny?

*grows new even better dick*
Hay thanks.

(checked)
What is happening here? Are they being gassed? Why is their monitor so shitty?

*materializes demonic katana that makes wounds permanent*
*slashes your new dick*
you made me sweat kid, I give you that
*dabs and teleports away*

why are female american VAs always such cancer?

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Alright, I chuckled.

Now that's just sad.

That made me legitimately sick from watching it.

And being a jaded faggot is any better?

I like it.

Imagine having a sensitivity this fragile.

don't answer to an edgelord please
thank you

I thought that Smite was supposed to be based on mythology.

Alright, but you'll have to lap up my cum like a good little slave

Oh user, you're so cool and edgy

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soonโ„ข

What happened?

You know hirez has all the actual good tribes games for free to download and play on their site right?

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I thought I could handle it right up to the end.
It's ๆ€–ใ„ alright.

reddit must die.

i want to buy one now

:^(

>fun
SUDDENLY

2 YEAR VOID WITH ZERO PATCHES

A mostly empty gesture. Pretty much all of the good Ascend players already own T2 and went back.

chinks need to be eradicated from the face of the Earth

Consoles. Its frankly absurd how popular they are really. But really the whole tribes thing was a shit show and a lot of the people involved with the decision making are long gone. Its yet to be seen if they'll abandon Smite for Paladongs down the line. But that shit is a real cash cow so it'll be around, they pretty much made every mistake they could with Tribes through. Its kind of absurd.

Now HiRez has the best F2P model out of anyone else in the business (unlock with time played/20 dollar flat cost for everything).

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Henlo Jeww
Helllo stinky Jeew
Get gassed stinky Kikey

protip This happens all across the western world in poorer areas where they have to put down animals cost effectively. Not only that but there are millions of dogs and cats which are killed far far more inhumanely.

hot damn that shit is bad

nice try, shlomo

Hitler wouldn't stand for this.

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"Doge" doesn't have a pronunciation; it was created and propagated solely as a written word.

That all you got?

>how kowai [translator's note: "kowai" means "scary", "creepy", or "disgusting"] is this?

Very.

The guy who started the shitty meme has gone on record saying it's "doj" like in

Wish I could go back in time and stop this fucking shit from being propagated.

Nobody really seems to like PC except massive faggots so it makes sense.

They're 2 years too late to cash in on it. I don't even think the worst of normalfags like doge anymore. I always fucking hated it.

Pretty much all anons here despise or are emotionally disconnected from society because society is mostly shit, but fortunately most of them aren't completely encased in the diamond-hard walls of faggotry that prevent them from reacting poignantly to certain things, and in this case it's shitskins strangling a dog to death. It's not the fact that you remain undisturbed that annoys me, but that you believe your own indifference is somehow superior and attempt to discredit anyone else who thinks otherwise. If you lack sensitivity to something, then you can never appreciate that sense when it brings pleasure. Dogs have only brought me joy, so it's worth the investment of caring about them and being upset at the few abuses I've seen because it's made me happier overall. You don't have to share this view because you've likely never had a dog that sleeps at the foot of your bed every night and enthusiastically greets you when you return home, but you don't have to be a fucking edgy, egotistical nigger.


You're also a fag.

eradicate the jews -> dogs for the promised land

Holla Forums reclaimed him last year, normalfags hate him again.

Who gives a fucking fuck

I don't know what i'm doing

You're a faggot

Well, at least they didn't make a Harambe skin for the gorilla.

Why did you delete your post? You didn't want everyone to know your username? Too bad.

Feel free to add me and we'll play :^)


Conquest is SHIT

you're almost as behind the times as the smite devs.

What the fuck is this? Why did they give that it a voice? Wasn't the ultra cringey american pretending to be a weeb bad enough?

I don't care how many memes they put in their assfaggots, what happened to Tribes is still a worse crime.

The kawaii line is exclusively annoying voices for the purpose you'd expect.

Although voices are generally pretty in smite

Burn it
BURN IT ALL TO THE FUCKING GROUND

I have to admit I really like the music. The rest is cancerous.

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I always pronounce it as such because the English language already have "doge" in the dictionary.

It's an imported word, so its pronunciation is a bit weird.


God almighty, I never thought it would be THIS bad. Why do you give it a voice?!

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i want everyone on earth, including me, to die in righteous fire

This is what happens when you embrace memes.
Everyone else starts doing it too.

over dank memes?

This meme isn't dank.
This is a moldering meme, exhumed from the meme graveyard to dance for shekels.

That is kind of how information works. I swear in the 90s people praised this garbage when it popped up in video games

You're a clever young man, but you can't fool me; it's memes all the way down.

They merely adopted the memes. We were born in them, molded by them.

Reminder that praising memes is a double edged sword. Kek may be powerful but he's chaotic and liable to fuck us all over in the future.

This is why I quit Smite long ago. Shits not fun anymore.

N I C E
I
C
E

I HURT MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

I know what i'm doing.
*Unzips dick*

Feels fucking good

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Question is why do you care about memes in games you don't play?
I seriously fucking hope you dipshits don't play mobas

I'm getting in on this pain train.
But that's wrong, it doesn't even fucking make sense.

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retarded brainless Holla Forums faggot

Is this game even good? I know assfaggots and all but does the third person view change anything worthwhile?

This post, fucking capped

Some some elaborate way to euthanize unwanted critters. Then again, better than using the needles one at a time seeing there's a huge population of strays. I can see leftists and betas getting triggered over this though.

Angry does not describe what I am.

At first I cringed hard, but now It's almost unironically hilarious.

Scoop has got a Cloud skin now? Holy fuck

Yep it's hi-rez alright, the real key to deal with these skins is to realize some fucking nerd's career is basedo n this

That's one of the best parts. Now it retroactively puts a bunch of normalfags in question.

Dating your game with shitty memes is one thing, but to use one over 3 years old is just embarrassing.

To think someone actually got paid for this.

I need out

The only way Smite can salvage themselves if they make a Grand Dragon Kukulkan whose ultimate burns a giant fiery cross into the map and yells white power

And you, you're a weak mudshit. Get out and come back after you burn your Quran and stop raping goats.

I'm not quite sure why they hate the mesoamericans any more then they do asians since they actually accomplished a lot of cool shit, but they do, so, this wouldn't make much sense.

success

i kinda want to play this ironically now

Where is the loss

You missed one.

Is it legal to make fun of and exploit religions shamelessly?

there's no christian god there, every religion besides christianity is just myths

Keep telling yourself that bubbo, meanwhile I'll be philosophising and adding new specimens to my fedora collection.

Only one way to deal with that.

A fucking doge meme?
Even normalfags think that's overused.

Yo Lawyer user, we need another fake DMCA

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they're pulling all the stops. at least it's obvious this shit game is finally dying as well.


ikr, absolutely horrible

I feel catharsis as part of me dies, making room for something better.

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enough

Also the name of that meme was obviously supposed to be said like "doggie" do-ge.

The fact that a fucking dictionary thinks it's pronounced like some sort of French castle can be considered the triumph of reddit retard mob mentality.

Kek is not a Discordian god, he's Egyptian.

Reminder KEK is not pepe, merely a Egyptian demigod of chaos inhabiting the image macro and his will is invoked through dubs.

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Don't make me drop my Doge folder here

He who hates Doge is a cuck faggot. Why would you ever hate a nams best friend?

What weak scum inhabits this board.

Stopping to use a meme because some normalfags used it, thus making it "tainted"?
What kind hipsteritis is this?
Is this the imageboard version of "it's mainstream, now it sucks"?

Fucking cuck faggot retard redneck gay homo ass nigger lowlife subhumans - why the heck you let go of YOUR memes, why do you simply hand them over?

IT IS YOURS AS LONG AS YOU USE IT, RETARDS!

Trash, the lot of you.
You should all be gassed.
May Ahmed and Tyrpone rape your asses for all eternity.

PROTIP: Make doge a fashy meme & they'll never touch it again.

there is an afterlife user

>>>/9gag/

just like the frog?

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Two things
He's referring to Pepe, not Dat Boi
That's a photoshop you stupid shit.

the cringe

Well, that was painful. All that time modeling, rigging, voice acting and testing and nobody thought this was a bad idea? There is a certain context you have to use to make a memes use effective. This just comes off like those terrible modern comedies that makes references to something but it comes too later after the fact when everyone cared.

Yes, that's when pedobear had to be abstracted into the shitty spurdo meme.
Then it got more abstracted because everyone jumped on that bandwagon, and we ended up with the gondola.
Gondola itself is so fucking abstract that it has transcended dimensions and became a god worshiped by a shitposting indian tribe.
cryptidz.wikia.com/wiki/Nightcrawler

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tbh familiamidingdong

I remember saving a few of these back when this cancerous tumblr meme was doing rounds on cuckchan.

Well, it's funny to see the entire catalog of /sp/ get filled with shitposts no matter what they are.

They actually asked McMillan to put the Dr. Fetus skin in. Still, the skins are fucking shit. Game used to have a decent (or at least consistent) style back on the PS3/360.

Today is not a good day to be a dog lover.

I agree

One I forgot.

I don't like this

People who kill animals for the sake of it should be put down tbh

Sissies.
I was sure I had another where the dog was set on fire, but it must have gotten deleted somewhere down the line.

I'm curious, are you against sport hunting?

Nope.

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Actually, I misread if you mean as in trophy hunting yes, I am. Hunting for meat and what not I'm not against.

Do dogs go to heaven, user?

Only good dogs, friend.

Edgy highschooler detected

I have to very good girls
I hope they get to play with all the other dogs in the after life.

Gas yourself, nigger.

Memelord redditor no one asked your opinion

wow, you're so cool dude

Hah.

user don't you know that myths EVOLVE over TIME!?

Why are these people allowed to breath

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Dank memes are the mythologies of the 21st century.

So gore really is the easiest way to draw out newfags.

Notice how these anons aren't talking about the gore itself, they're talking about the user's edgy justification for the gore.
You're the newfag, user.

Notice all the >(1)s appearing when gore is posted.
And why would anyone need justification to post gore?
No, I think you're the newfag.

but user, smearing shit on the walls is the only way to improve this board's post quality

Can we just take a minute to laugh at people who still do these things?

You are trying too hard.

We can tell.

Honestly. I think jokes like these are probably still relevant for people who play smite. Which maybe is also the worst part.

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If Mark wasn't such a Jew he would allow gore post when appropriate to drive off squeamish faggots like yourself.

You're all gay and new.

>current year Holla Forums probably doesn't even recognize her anymore

Psshtโ€ฆ you made me break a sweat, i'll give you that but you won't be so lucky next time 'round.
*dashes into the distance*

What the fuck is wrong with you man?
Stop watching that shit

Alright, I'm sold, where the fuck do I deposit my shekels for this le ebin maymay?

time for you chink scum to go back to your shitholes

user pls

What is wrong with you

MY FACE, MY SOUL, IT HURTS!

I couldn't watch past that. I had to close it.

I hope you're going to post more fuckable Erins.

I cringed so hard my face imploded.