Zelda Breath of the Wild: I want to touch those eyebrows edition

Ugliest zelda

But does she swallow?

So the only thing that worries me with this game is how many main dungeons there are, the guide mentioned none which seems odd but I'm pretty certain those giant robots in the overworld of which there are 4 are dungeons, but that's all we've see and Nintendo have done a pretty good job at keeping the game itself under wraps.

The 4 giant Robots are:
giant elephant probably in jungle haven't seen it in game yet

Nintendo won't, whoever wrote the guide will, although 900 Korok seed puzzles, that has to be a typo.

No you're getting a Legend of Zelda game where there are no transitions between areas in the overworld and the difficulty has been increased significantly over previous titles and it's full of "technology".

So there's a clothing system in the game, is there going to be a crossdress option?

Some Linkle clothing would be good, I mean he already looks like a twink in BotW.

They should. It should be a warning sign for them. They're not getting a small amount of well-designed and memorable dungeons or puzzles, they're getting Assassin's Creed/Skyrim-tier copy paste dungeons. I'd also be willing to put money down on the Korok seed puzzles being similar to the shitty Riddler trophies from the Bamham games.

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Reminder that every console game you buy postpones the day exclusivity ends and everyone gets to play everything on PC.

I think this was confirmed by no-one

The Korok puzzles are just this games gold Skultulas, find Korok get it's seed. Not that seed.

I'm still going to think it's that seed and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Somewhat gay.

I want to eat those eyebrows.

LoZ is about the pleasures of life

I do think they get their info from Nintendo directly. Although I think that line in particular is just (intentionally?) badly written, i.e. referring to "puzzles to get 900 Korok seeds" as opposed t o "900 puzzles". You could be getting 10-50 seeds per puzzle for all you know.

I hope Cemu can run it and my pc

Well they do but they also write a guide about it, we've already seen the Korok puzzle in game you find the korok and it gives you a seed, maybe there's something else to the puzzle.

specs?

I hope the game is good. I'm buying a Switch for this shit.

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Satan pls no.

I hope the Switch gets hacked quickly so someone can mod in alternate sub titles.
Also do you think nintendo fanboy autism will go as far as making mod tools for the game?

Oh yes

absolutely, satan

That's because shotaLink is always on our minds.

All you've done is shitbait the entire thread. You're part of the worst users son.

Dropped. I'm not gonna listen to that half-assed American sob.

Can you mod your Wii U to play imported games with physical copies?

FTFY

if you are going to post dog at least go full lewd

The sooner you commit suicide the sooner we can continue talking about expectations for the game.

FTFY

So is Breath of the Wild's Zelda officially the best Zelda? Those eyebrows do so many weird things to my dick.

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You first pedo :)

>>>/cuckchan/

Please go back to reddit or wherever you came from

Best Zelda is still HW, with ALBW coming in at a close second.

THEN THEY BETTER FIX THAT SHIT RIGHT AWAY.

Yes, users. That's why we have UIDs and each board has an "Active users" counter.

Well that's just straight up wrong.

I want to fug the princess

Isn't SS Zelda the best?

This. Best design.

I prefer HW Zelda.

You prefer black cocks in all your mothers holes as well.

Says the shotafag.

You're a straight up moron.

Too much nose and an overrated hair cut.

Her personality is the best though, being friendly rather than cool.

Most Zeldas are rather friendly. It's just that SS Zelda has more opportunity by not being an actual princess.

Said the man who's mother smells of black man fingers everywhere.

Oh looks it's the child of the Grape Drank Stank-Taint lady! Pity him, he's a Hyrule Warriors fag as well! Woe onto him, God made him wrong, purposefully, as a joke!

Jew nose.

You're embarrassing yourself.

It's a current year zelda thread. What did you expect?

This. Also at least run a modified iso from the HDD. But I know jack shit about the WiiU. Might get one if it runs isos from Wii and gamecube games just fine.

Yeah, sure it is.

you wouldn't fuck a seagull

she likes to savor it before swallowing

So did anyone found english zelda's VA yet?

I don't know how the team behind Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly never got in trouble. I remember the official site advertising like, 30 levels? More? Something, but the game only had 8 or 9.

You might want to consider holding off until the game is actually released and someone gives a low down of it. Also please do not actually buy a console at launch.

She reminds me of my sister, fuck you japan, I cant fap to that.

That wasn't the devs fault it was their publisher, Universal forced them to rush out a barely finished game for the Christmas season.

People really need to stop jumping on devs all the time and realized the vast majority of the time it's the publisher who fucks everything up.

bring back Cia!

Yuck.

Cia needs more love.

inb4 repetitive mini-dungeons, sidequests takes a couple minutes to complete, seed puzzles are ridiculously easy & give out garbage as a reward, and there's the same amount of mini-games as every Zelda game.

inb4 no real "story" or conclusion

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This is my expectation. I want the game to be good, I really do, but I know it's going to be shit.

Breath of the Wild is not the direction I wanted Zelda to go.

This recent fetish for "open-world" needs to fucking end.

This is the ideal ending.

user, you just don't understand.

IT'S FUCKING INFINITE

Zelda games are generally speaking fairly open already. Aside from allowing any dungeon order I'm not sure how the open world will be different than any other Zelda

That's not strictly true for most casual playthroughs (casual in this instance meaning 'standard' play, not intentionally trying to fuck the game up through going out of sequence, etc).

The majority of 3D Zeldas do have a progression in mind for dungeon completion, and the hub worlds tend to not really be of any use aside for item hunting. There's only ever one way to approach a dungeon, the routes to them tend to be fairly linear. Instead of it being a sandbox where you can approach from anywhere (WindWaker is the big exception, but still retains completion order), it's more like a central hub with narrow spokes, and you have to follow each spoke in sequence.

With the sandbox, I imagine they could design with the idea that dungeons can be tackled in any order with certain provisions. The issue then arises in that you have to assume that the player doesn't have certain items necessary for solving certain types of problem, whereas in a more linear game you design with the express knowledge that in casual play they must meet the requirements for Dungeon Y because they already beat Dungeon X.

Link Between Worlds' approach was to have the player be able to rent the necessary tools so progression was tied to the player's willingness to pay for whatever they wanted with Rupees. I'm not sure how they'd figure it out for BotW short of doing two things:

1. Drastically worsening dungeon design by assuming players start with nothing and can find any dungeon

2. Drastically increasing the amount of time spent walking between dungeons, the part of the game that people really enjoy, by making it so you have to complete dungeons in a certain order.

The first one sucks, you've used a weak Zelda design. The second one sucks, you're wasting my time by diluting a strong Zelda design.

Just want to clarify, I mean that the dungeon part of gameplay is Zelda's core aspect in 3D Zelda titles. Walking around in the overworld is something people can sort of take or leave since they were big empty spaces when compared to the 2D games (they did more with less).

THICC
EYEBROWS

That is some really shitty fanart. Whoever drew that drew her sideburns.

LOL. Yeah sure cuck, Link ruining his Hyrulean Aryan genetic lineage for eternity would be such a happy ending.

this meme needs to stop

FOREHEAD PORN

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Or I could have a skilled fighter, magician, conductor, harpist, and leader that doesn't have a terrible hair style. A princess who was regularly on the battlefield against hundreds of enemies versus a princess who sat around most of the time and fought one enemy.

They don't look tan, they look like shitskins.

How does it feel to be objectively incorrect?

Objectively the best

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Uh no.

She's brunette. She can't be the best.

I never really got why they decided to change the color scheme on Zelda in TP, and then never did anything like it again, HW, SS, and now BoTW Zelda have designs that deviate from LttP and OOT desgins, but the keep the same colors/motiffs

what gives?

Are you even trying?

Everything in that game is muddy. Nintendo tried the "muh gritty realism" meme and it failed.

Better than a dirty rotten pirate.

Tetra has blonde hair & blonde eyebrows. It's just a tan.

It doesn't make sense that Link isn't also tan though. He's an islander who spends most days outside same as her.

It seemed to catch on with a whole generation of autists in the west though. Just a couple of years ago it was hard to find any fresh Link fan art that wasn't TP Link. I guess it's because a lot of kids were given Twilight Princess as their first Zelda game when the Wii came out but evidently Nintendo didn't notice and walked it all back.

Tetra has never committed a wicked act in her life other than tying up the extortionate bomb shop owner.

People will believe that it will have all that content and defend the lies all the way down to release. They'll start saying shit like "b-b-but day wunt lye"

There is nothing wrong with racemixing

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You heard it here first folks.

Absolutely nothing wrong with it

From what I saw of the Switch event demo, the mini-dungeons look like they're going to be really tiny. I can see them all being hand-designed if they're all that small.

Its going to be goty then

Arabs are Caucasian. If they can be liberated from islam, they would become the most redpilled people on planet. In terms of racemixing quality arabs are better than fucking gooks or nips. They also extremely obedient.

If i would to choose to liberate europe from jews, or arabs from islam, i would choose the second first.

Close, but a little off.

Monster Girls are ok because instead of producing a filthy mong they make more monster girls

Except literally EVERYTHING. Race mixing prevents your children from inheriting the good traits of your race, in the case of Aryans (which Hyruleans clearly represent) intelligence, bravery, strength - would all be gone.

Yes, Arabs are Caucasian. But Whites are not, we are Aryan. Different race. Persians for example are a mixed race descending from both Aryans and Caucasians, and look at what happened to them. Now they're scavenging trash and pouring acid on dogs in Iran.

Ok, then it's all good. Though, Zelda is much cuter. Much.

reminder that the best games are everything up to 2001 before the toon style fucked the entire series over

sage for no actual BOTW discussion

But Zelda games were always cartoony.

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Dobson pls go

How is that not racemixing?

This is the fifth time someone called me Dobson, not for that opinion alone. Who the hell is he?

The only man that literally every single board hates.

Wait, Andrew Dobson the inflation artist, or is there another dobson?

Zelda has had brown hair in the past as well

Terrible web artist who's full of himself and blames anime and his teachers for his lack of professional success. Is an hardcore Nintendo fanboy (to the point he had a webcomic that was basically just insulting the other consoles while praising Nintendo's) but considers the DiC cartoon designs to be the true representation of old Nintendo characters, blames Nintendo for turning Link into a blonde sissy, praises Other M, and once pretended to be a girl while drawing inflation fetish art, before leaving the inflation community with what I heard to be a terribly bratty, insulting rant on the whole thing. He's also the epitome of a bullied beta nerd who considers anyone who plays or likes physical sports a dumb jock, while simultaneously considering people who play pen & paper rpgs to be uber nerds and terrible people. He's also an ultra-sjw, just to top things off. Oh, and despite his bashing of anime, he basically ripped off various animes for what comics he did make.

The process is racemixing, but the result is monster girls, so it doesn't matter.

The inflation artist.
How can you know Dobson and not know he's famous for thinking that the US cartoon version of Nintendo characters are the definitive versions?

And pink hair.

ALL OF THE DAY BRO

I still got it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

So what happens when there's no humans left?

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I wouldn't say it looks "muddy." The entire game does have a bit of an orange-ish tint which makes it feel like it's perpetually late afternoon. Considering the game has "Twilight" in it's name I don't really have a problem with it.
Looking at the characters' faces it's pretty clear they weren't trying to be realistic. It's art style is more or less OoT's with a higher poly count and more ayy lmaos.

Someone post the Knuckles edit

why do they never seem to make monster boys

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Because we are the monster boys

You're right about that.
Hol the fuck up-
oh

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Good taste.

But we aren't monsters on the outside

>adult, shota, wolf, and probably rabbit
top tier yandere

Is link left-handed again? there is no more reason for him to be right-handed anymore.

The cover shows he's right handed.

Either they fuck up the art or link is ambidextrous now

Yeah, the screenshots show him using the weapons with right hand.
Fucking motion controls and fucking nintendo.

They could just make it so you have to have x item to get into the dungeon and have progression that way.

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Zelda Breast of the Wild, haha

They are Semitic you fucking idiot.

You don't know what arabs are like, They are one of the most violent people on earth, stupid trash. Look what they did to the middle east.

when you let semites take over your region they destroy it.

damn it.

google finds C.I.A

They mentioned that "Link has always been ambidextrous" … somewhere… Because he apparently is still firing the bow Left handed but due to the shitty Wii port of TP and then SS, now Link is seen as right handed, at least for swordplay, which ruins a small but important detail about him.

there is a CIA edit of Cia, I just can't fucking find it…

Nintendo is the master of fucking shit up.
It's like a hobby for them, mostly miyamoto, but the others aren't that far behind.

Oh I'm well aware

requesting that sheet that talked about the fuckface put in charge of paper mario after Miyamoto ripped over 50% of the prior framework out. You know, the half that included badges and normal attacks and partners and character other than fucking clone toads

The worst part is that some of the best games that are under his belt are stolen from other people.
Miyamoto is basically a japanese Phil Fish. I hope he dies soon.

Wow edgy.

Today I will remind them.

Perfect

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Its funny cause like Zelda has like breasts and stuff.

She's a big girl.

If his death means that he stop fucking over other people works at nintendo, then the sooner he dies, the sooner nintendo can have a second chance.

he is fucking senile.

wait…

MOTHER FUCKER

Thank you.

4 Link

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I'm in complete agreement with you. He has forgotten the idea of growing from a seed; of making something that stands the test of time in a positive manner and now is instead being a bitchy grandma who spergs out when he finds out someone made something with more life and vigor than he did.

Best incarnations coming through.

Either WW Link got cucked by someone, or ST Link is confirmed to be fucking his sister/cousin.

Most Links aren't direct descendants of each other. Also, unlike most Links, ST Link can't be a reincarnation of the hero's spirit.

Bullshit, you can have what, 12 players on Hunters? How hard would it be to make that coop?

Then what was he a reincarnation of, to look like that? Cause Zelda is the next in line after Tetra dies, so her lineage is at least partially confirmed.

You are being edgy, that's all i've said and i stand by my word

The feminists will probably die out first though

Finally someone who gets it.

oh god my dick

No fucking shit. The single player for Hunters was tacked on and it was more than that shitty blastball could ever hope to be.

What said.

WW Link couldn't be a reincarnation of the hero's spirit because the hero's spirit was removed from that timeline when Zelda sent OoT Link back to the past. WW Link only looks how Link typically looks through pure coincidence. ST Link could be a reincarnation of WW Link, but nothing happened to WW Link that suggests he would be reincarnated like that.

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Wii U hacking is great.

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What would be an accurate term to describe them all?

Hyrulean?

Hylian.

Take a look at those massive fucking
Eyebrows!

We just established Impa isn't Hylian, so we can't use that.

Elfs

Impah is a Shiekah.

He's talking about a name for the image, which is currently "laughing Hylians". They aren't all Hylian, and they're obviously not all Shiekah.

Well not laughing hylians but you get the point.

fug :DDD
Laughing pokemon?

Every version of Link is a random dude who happens to be brave enough to get the Master Sword and Triforce. The closest thing to a "chosen destiny" is OoT Link and even then there's no mention of being a reincarnation or having some hero's spirit bullshit until TP and SS. Even then, in TP it's more implied that he gets it because of his blood relation to OoT Link rather than some Avatar shit. It wasn't until Squidward Sword that it became the serious bullshit we have now with Demise and Hylia.

It's because autists wouldn't stop bothering Nintendo until they made an "official" timeline, rather than accepting that most of the games are unrelated.

It might be stupid, but it exists now, whether you like it or not. You can personalize choose to ignore it, but that doesn't mean it isn't a part of the franchise now.

And she doesn't have a stupid looking head. Another bonus

I mean how hard can it be to just accept it as a multiverse with universes which touch from time to time.

You're not wrong.

Two whores and a Best girl.

She isn't practically naked, though.

For the autistically inclined? Impossible.

It's part of the reason I personally love HW because it just goes by the "fuck you, shit is going on and now pick up a weapon and do shit"

It's 4 players. (local and online).

What's frustrating about FF existence is that the original devs (Nintendo Software Technology) of Hunters wanted to make another sequel and instead it of that we got a spin-off instead from different dev instead. I feel like they deserved another chance.

It's also annoying Nintendo doesn't understand that some of the "hate" for FF is that it's a spin-off when the main franchise hasn't has a good main game in many years. It would be like Nintendo releasing Star Fox Guard without Zero existing.

They'll just recycle shit. Like how in Mario Galaxy they doubled the star count by having you play through the whole thing again as weegee.

I don't know where people ever got the idea that these games were all connected.

The official timeline, demise and Hylia are all shit though

I could actually see that happening. The original game had a second quest, and considering BotW seems to be borrowing a bit more heavily from that one than most of the games have, it might have its own second quest.

How would you improve the timeline?

I'd at least keep it to only two timelines. Having a "failure" timeline was stupid, and basically opens up there being infinite timelines for no good reason.

They hit the perfect mix of humour and cool shit like Byrne's death

Honestly, my favourite soundtrack too. Pan-pipes are god-tier. Literally the only thing holding it back is the midi track, but even then it has the best composition.

And the stylus controls weren't that bad, I even liked blowing on the mic

kek

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I would knock off this autistic shit of trying to connect the stories of a series of videogames which were never intended to be connected from the start. No timeline. Every Zelda game is just its own damn story. That's all.

I came for Zelda porn. Where is…. Goodness, all these fags for Link!

Can't say that's totally wrong at least.

See

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I'm not sure what is that you just said but it sounds pretty degenerate

I wouldn't, even if I were paid a fortune.

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