You're a loose cannon, Potter, but God dammit you get results!

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"No!"

Wow, that is so cliché. The only reason why the flicks don't include the phrase "stretched his legs" is because in film the narration is mostly visual.

Wow, someone who doesn't like Harry Potter, so cliché.

Hey Zach.

Why isn't Professor Gandalf giving everyone a rimjob in every scene? Way to pay lip service to LGBT without following through J.K Homophobeling

Because it was a different time.

Oy vey remember the 6 goblilion

He had aids and the real actor for gandalf died

Hide it up your ass potter

Is Malfoy our guy?

Nope, did you see the last movie, he gave up fighting for the mixed blood massacre Voldemort.

OHHH NO NO NO

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OH NO NO NO NO

Why hasn't anyone swept the place up?

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aesthetic

kek

Do you leave filth around your room and call it aesthetic too?

slightly different situation, gringotts vaults are modern yet aged

too busy counting shekels?

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Apologize to JK

Do gobbos just not have magical powers like some humans? Why not just hire some wizard to come with a magic mop and tidy things up?

irl jews still had off time to build massive walls to hide from the Romans. The walls didn't really work, but they tried.

What did he mean by this?

HOWEVER

I am delighted to announce that the dementors will be stationed at every entrance to the school.

He wants him to service his headmasters cock

Ass we can!

Aniki is so old and weak. It is depressnig. He is no longer the lord of the locker room.

THAT'S THE THIRD PARTNER IN AS MANY MONTHS, GRANGER! WEASELEY WAS A GOOD COP!

ITS LEVIOSA NOT LEVIOSA YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER

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STOP STOP STOP YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE SOMEONE'S EYE OUT

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Deep♂ Dark♂ Fantasies

can someone fill me on on these pictures?

KONBANWA

Luna is a qt

She is mine, pure bloods only in slytherin

That's a man.

Why would that take away your interest?

I am a lesbian.

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Nothing gay about lesbians, there are no balls to touch.

when they show gringotts in the last film it is more tidy. but in the first film everything is more laid back and lax in the wizard world and they dont mind a little dirt

kek

Did you know that
All of this is canon

someone call for a goblin?

fucking madwoman got away with it

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Look at you posting on a dead board in a thread you don't want to be in

If you by chance speak Spanish, watch this
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Trendier than trannypol, Achmed Zach
But I want to be in, I love having fun at the expense of soy addicted manchildren

wut the fack

Sorry sweetie

lol

Quick rundown:

Thanks. understood the context of some of it. one eye professor had me cracking up even though i didnt know what the fuck he was saying.

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says the dude who is clinging to actual social media posts

thats not fair. wii u is the dreamcast of this era. too bad i didnt buy one until they got discontinued, just like a dreamcast lmao.

What did he mean by this?

b-b-but channers aren't social media!!!!

r-r-right bros?

>>>/reddit/

>>>/r9k/

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So, what? It is like Wizard People, Dear Reader for Mexicans?

>>>/r9k/

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What would the hogwarts vice equivalent of Robocop potter be?

It's actually for argies and it's more crude than that. Wizard People, whole thing is shock humor from back to back. Imagine 5 minutes of sneed tier jokes.

The guy also made videos about other stuff. If you're looking at similar stuff to HP, there's his Twilight parody, titled "CrepusCulo Abierto". Twilight in Spanish is called "Crepusculo", and "Culo abierto" means gaped asshole.
Bella has pussy farts all the time and other stuff. Bella is also called "Bella la sopla vela", literally "Bella the candle blower" (to make a pun), meaning "Bella the cocksucker"
One of the dialogues, italics mine:
>Bella, this is Tiraflecha (arrow thrower), but we call him Sitting Bull
>Nope, because he's a cuckold (cornudo, with horns) and a cripple

Falklands are rightful British clay, fite me nerd.

They aren't but I don't really have a dog in that fight, not an argie. Just happen to know their dialect pretty well.

t. Dumbledore after molesting Harry

thanks for the thread, reddit.

Did you mean the ravenclaw or slytherin girl?

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Did Zach develop his cuck fetish from Harry Potter? It all makes sense now

He still hated Potter

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Look at you posting on a imageboard in a board you don't want to be in

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Point stands

nope

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sauce?

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Oh it was the amusement park version which unsurprisingly is more kino than the flicks

I'd loose Hermione's cannon

See

Aren't western actors really expensive in Japan?

she was an adult in the last two/three