Nymph bread because it's been too long since I've baked

Nymph bread because it's been too long since I've baked.

sci pls go

this tbh

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no bully

No

what kinda link was this you whorefag


i never learned pacing teqniques. only survival. short term anyway


quality is even harder toc ome by when youre drunk off your ass

You remember that song he wrote? Something about feels so yummy in my tummy.

I don't use this shit site. no bully pls
I mean in the end it still worked.

Well I'm making myself the new rulemaker and you can't stop me!

remember when nymph linked incorrectly? he's so cute sometimes

then this is over.

you're drunk. it's pretty cute.

I can, because you need approval from previous rulemaker, and I say no.

jesus guys

no wait i love you

It still linked to this thread, so I don't see the issue.

...

im going to invoke article 5

just u wait

do it. no balls.

Well I'm changing the rules about that since I am the new rulemaker

which one?

Lame happenings at work but they played nice music on the radio
Today is pretty grand
how are you folks doing?

Who's the "girl" between Colbs and Cuppers since they're both subs?

FUCK OFF BARD YOU RUINED MY WHOLE DAY

im not though, only a little tipsy bit. my hands are going a bit off though ill give you that

Sorry man I won't be around for too long

crawling back again, huh?

you can't be the new one until I let you be, which will never happen.

bard!

It's called yuri~, dumbass

I'll sit back and watch then.

But I already am, you have no more power over me

Yeah the last time we broke up it really broke my heart.

Hey if it ain't the Meme machine
what's Abu Dhabi my nigga

You've already been here for too long.

filtered

well that sucks to be you because I'm breaking up with you again.

I'm pretty drunk. other than that not much. what about your fine self?

Only the Hot kiss of a burning buckshot to the brain can save me from this Hell

oh

rude don't just watch cutie. you're keeping me entertained.

I'm out. Bye.

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That threat doesn't work anymore, jerk

don't worry. there are plenty of other self hating, useless, sarcastic, cynical, uncaring pieces of shit out there. you'll find another!

neenee

you're the entertaining one right now.

later, skater.

I'll stop being your friend.

Aw Man, I'm a little bit ticked off from work actually, It was a good day all in all, but alot of lame stuff went down, normally I'm done cooking at 7 but these folks wanted me to cook up a big order that took a good 17 minutes right as I was about to finish up at about 8:45
Lame
Hell yeah though aside form that I'm great, going to see my young friends, Good music and bud
Tomorrow I am hoping to go see my best friend again, He bought a really nice Marshall amplifier that is an absolute joy to play.
I am in such high spirits today and I hope you are too

I wonder if TP is going to mock me for things beyond my control today

Probably.
Can I mock you like usual, too?

Ohohoho
Its funny because tp does that everyday!

No all of them are shit and I hate them.

As long as we remain lovers, that is of no concern

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geez, you have such a rich social life. you're making me feel kinda lame here, bard. but still, I can't begrudge you for actually giving a shit about real life. some of us have to make it, right?

then I'm not sure what you see in me, because I'm the worst of the bunch.

colby you better knock that "lovers" shit right off.

yep

Just give up.
Elope with Colbs and let him fill his dreams of NEET life.

Never.

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Yeah but I'm never surprised when uou're a dick to me, we talk a lot

And almost every time he does, it's without even saying hello ;ω;

That should be "fulfill" but fuck you.

no way. I'm not ready for that kind of responsibility.

you are gonna get filtered for real.

Guys, I am sorry. I didn't mean to be so mean. I just have been going through some shit over the past few years and needed a place to lash out. You are all very nice people

I like human garbage.

fuck off fake murder

Then I will be filtered with my pride intact

even so, your standards should be higher.

im sleepy now im laying in bed and will soon die. what are you arguing with that ytse dude about anyway i cant read

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

no. I'll take that before I do.

we're not arguing. he's still trying to tap my fat black ass and I'm not letting him.
you should drink water before you lie down.

Ah don't worry about all now, we're all losers and lamos here
If anyone heres gonna make it
well
they probably wouldn't be here :

Whats your drink of choice tonight back at the rum?

definitely a fake murder

You can't never take that from me

Guys, I am sorry. I didn't mean to be so mean. I just have been going through some shit over the past few years and needed a place to lash out. You are all very nice people

No I think they aren't low enough yet.

yeah. I haven't had a chance to get to the store yet, so I'm still at my captain morgan's. it's really not bad. in fact, it's even better than vodka, but that's why I don't like it as much. vodka is like an old friend to me now.

I'll take everything from you, colby. everything.

if you're sniffing around this garbage heap, and me in particular, they are as low as humanly possible.

This is a good old fashioned race.

I'm trying to get the science victory before he gets domination victory.

Traps, I am sorry. I didn't mean to be so mean. I just have been going through some shit over the past few years and needed a place to lash out. You are all very nice people

Forgot to mention that I'm gay and that when Flan said I was too creepy to fuck, I nearly KY'd

Flan's back from deployment
you have another chance

How the heck do you get so bad that you can't even fuck flan

fag

just thinking about it I can taste that bite on the back of my tongue
Rum's great but ah man just thinking of that taste really gets to me

rums shit m8

It's yours

oh how lewd. you are fat black and or have an ass?
I have water here i drank a little, i hit 21 shots i think im done for the night on drinking. am now cozy under blanket


nice me me


wanker

That shouldn't be too hard, all you gotta do is keep your capital and he cant win :3

right? there's just something so nice and warm about it.

...

Trust me I can go lower.

well I'M SORRY DAG that we don't have WALLABY juice here stateside

I'll fite u

colby seriously this is getting out of control.

probably neither.
drink more water. a little isn't enough. you're going to be mad at me in the morning if you don't drink more water.

I really really don't think you can.

By being that creepy.

⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

Just kidding! You are all faggots and should kill yourselves!

...

Daggy

Good, everything is going according to plan...

I'll hit rock bottom before you know it.

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21 shots ain't shit yo wannabe


wallaby juice is the shit

come at me bro you got no chance

heya

you're starting to scare me a little.

if you keep going on this current trajectory it'll happen before YOU know it.

ugh im trying itt tastes bad
how would i be mad at you you're great


cute


go suck off a gay faggy

Rum is good and for drinking

you'll be mad because I encouraged you to drink this much. so much you've mistaken me for someone great. now drink more water.

I was born ready for this though.

nah moite you're the one who likes that

jamesons is the way to go my friend

well I guess I can't stop you. godspeed. you'll crash and burn soon enough.

Yes yes, good

...

I already crashed and I'm currently burning.

Fiiiine, I'm done.

you magnificent bastard.

I win.

Gud. Eating circus peanuts

...

Has your mind been blown yet?

Ha ha I was only pretending!

in your defense i would ahve drinked this much regardless so tomorrow me wont care. i've drank much more before, but after eating more too. you are great though


dont make me out to be some sort of gay like you

I like em

Hey colbs
you wanna jizz over Yes together

i've never had circus peanuts, are they nice?

lol

that happened a long time ago.

too late. you lose.

that's very nice. now drink more water. you almost have me concerned.

you must be even more of a masochist than I am.

theyre foamy but super sweet

Yeah I get that a lot.

Yes.

Always down for a good jizz

Check these guys out too


It is never too late for love.

I can barely handle this level of greatness.

sometimes it is.

Maybe if you're not great like me

I just heard THe Yes Album for the first time yesterday and It completely blew me away
I had heard it wasnt one of their better onnes but hands down
it's better than even closer to the edge
Starship trooper wass a MASTERPIECE

i drank some there, why concerned? im so confused right now

I'll try my best to tone it down if thats what you want.

bard, this is wonderful to hear.

this sounds like BLACK VEIL BRIDES LMAO

which I am not.

because your head is going to hurt so much tomorrow. drink more. you need a lot of water in you.

let's not be too hasty.

It is indeed a classic. I'm partial to Perpetual Change myself

I have never heard them before

Yes

My greatness will support you.

Annnnnd I don't know what that means.

it really is one of their greatest works.

it might, but should we really take that risk?

I never know what anything means.

The fuck, Bard

Black Veil Brides sound nothing like Thank You Scientist

I'm ready to take the plunge

Their guitar work really moved meee
Do you ever listen to music and you can really really feel it in your skin and bones ?

pleasee im used to it though. werent you the one that said you like drinking too?

oh circus peanuts are aren't actually peanuts

I can't say I am.

of course. my taste in music is impeccable. are you a fan of rush?

I'm pretty much always confused but i'm even more confused than normal right now.

you can't drink no emus m9

Just let it happen

of course I like drinking. it's pretty much the only thing I like. that doesn't mean I like hangovers. water is how to avoid those.

then we are on equal footing for a change.

no colby no

Only had the chance to give a listen to moving pictures and 2112 but those were wonderful
The talent and the connection those dudes had for that era was legendary!

What do you enjoy from them?

*hugs the Bardo*

How tall are you?

YES.

Permanent Waves a best.

-SqueEZE-
T-thank you so much user...It's the little things in life that mean so much........

2cute

oh man. everything from fly by night to permanent waves is so good it might as well be the musical equivalent of the best orgasm you'll ever have. their first album and moving pictures are also very good. I would highly recommend that you give a farewell to kings a listen. that one is my favorite. a caress of steel is also one of their best. seriously though, everything from fly by night to permanent waves. listen to it all, you won't regret it for a second.

no, u ♥

whats emus??


my eyes keep crying from tired, im going to sleep. thanks for concern, sleep tight!

i failed captcha 7 times for this post

send (nini)s

5 8

it's such a good album. but really it's all down to personal opinion for all their best albums.

you're adorable when you're drunk. goodnight man. sleep tight.

I'll try not to look down on you to much.

but that's my fetish.

...

...

That sounds pretty exciting
I'll go ahead and write these down for a day I've got a bit of time.
Back in the days of drumming on my set I would get crazy high off somme kinda weird stuff and get my jam on to limelight and tom sawyer
It made me feel like I was in a movie

How did you discover the music you like most these days?

I just love Natural Science so much

when her weight starts with 2

well I did say try

Its pretty much unavoidable

...

my father. he played his favorite stuff for me while I was growing up and now it's my favorite stuff. I love me some dad rock.

I know man. it's such a good song. I don't know how they pumped out so much good content and still managed to be pretty good even after that. it's just unreal.

Guys, I am sorry. I didn't mean to be so mean. I just have been going through some shit over the past few years and needed a place to lash out. You are all very nice people

3 geniuses in their prime. The fact that they were successfulon mainstream radio is just so great

...

I hope you're well sabrina :3

---
Gtg yall

yeah, not a lot of prog bands can say that. and they were the real fucking deal.

miss you already. bye bard.

Still are tbh. Let's go to one of their concerts together

Why would you do this?

I would. are they really still touring though?

how tall are you the, mister tall guy?

5 11

that's not even that tall, holy shit.

...

Really infrequently, unfortunately... They toured in 2015 for their 40th anniversary

"Men" under 6 ft

...

I'm tall than you.

...

yeah, my dad went to that one I think. or maybe one of the ones a few years before that. all I know is I was insanely jealous.

asdf

I mean, not by much though. I'm not sure you're tall enough for my tastes. how mean can you be?

We will await our time

It WILL happen damn it

alright. I will allow you to take me to a rush concert.

I just played a part in bullying baka until he left the thread.

I made lexi/pepper cry a few times but thats super easy.

I'm 5'8 goml

...

I dunno. that honestly doesn't sound like you're mean enough. I need someone who can really make it hurt.

becauseeee

Gnomestar*

disgusting.

I WIN

sure. if they ever tour in a place where you can take me.

They will eventually

All we have to do is wait

they are pretty old.

You gotta get attached to me first so I can start treating you like shit.

Also put my name on your forehead like this.

This has gone to far


same

So are you

#rekt

They're gonna make love to this song.

seems like a lot of work. can't you do it?

aaaand filtered.

lol perfect

you shouldnt joke like that
people like luka actually filter off of comments like that
youre gonna start confusing people :/

Which part?

Annnd its gone

...

I mean you just put it right in my lap..

Where'd it go?! What is this sorcery!

boo I super don't give a shit.

all of it. do everything for me.

I'm very careful not to put anything in your lap.

I love dank webms

It's fine, I can take care of thay

no colby. you don't take care of anything.

wow
youre pretty cool......

WOW rude

...

Its not loading.

Magic

I'd do the name thing but i'm gonna take pictures and show it off to all my friends.

Okay fine I deserved that one

and my mom

that seems fair. after you do that you can verbally abuse me and we'll see how that goes before moving forward with all this.

now we're even. by which I mean I'm ahead.

I'm going to tell all my subscribers about how you were trying to date a 13 year old french girl! Everyone will burn! :^)

awhhhh

it was pretty big and long

One might even say you're on top

That's what she said

no one would say that.

k

time and place


Thanks for backstabbing me.

I bet it was

You're just a buzzkill

later. the dungeon.

I can't really deny this.

Brighten up RIGHT NOW

I'll be ready.

not really my thing anymore, colbs.

I thought you were born ready.

Thats why i'm ready idiot.

Everyone is just so fake! I have destroyed everyones lies so why. am. i. still. getting. hate?!

I will make it your thing again if it kills me

ohhh

eh...I feel like you can do better. that insult was weak.

try not to burn out too fast, colby. you really will kill yourself trying for that.

neru wtf

are they made out of jello?

Probably can.

I take things slowly, don't worry

I do not knowwww

let's hope so.

you've spent all night aggressively flirting with me. I don't think you know how to take things slow.

CAN I NOT JUST HAVE FUN FOR ONCE GOD

if you want to have fun you should talk to people who also have it.

Oh

Okay then, sorry

I'm going to win.
He doesn't even realize how close I am to winning.

No one tell him.

you lost

Posting for participant ribbon.

oh colby.

he deserves to lose for not crushing you when he had the chance.

Gold star!

Ribbon granted!

my dick

you're not allowed to be sad. I can. not you.

Look at Jackson new role.

...

You successfully infected me

There is no turning back

what's new about it?

Christmas in July!


Thank you, thank you.

He couldn't get enough wonders to stave off my cultural victory.

apparently nuking cities to dust makes you not likable

Do I get an e hug for the ribbon?

well, I tried to warn you.

he could have steamrolled you earlier in the game.

What even is this a picture of?

Shoulda woulda coulda.

Actually I meant the dolphin noises one.

You can @*gay dolphin noises* now

Uhhhhh yeah!

absol. pokemon.

your victory is tainted.

shit's heckin annoying

It's Chanukah, you anti-Semite

I'm dumb like that

too true.

Feels so good.


No more than yours, earlier.

Yatta! How you been?


Oh well significantly less furry than I expected

hannaka

I'm not taking it off and you can't change it.

if you accept this victory you must accept mine.

I could go furrier.

Here's mine.


I already gave you yours.

You really should not encourage me so much

:O

Muzzletuv.


Well. Kinda sleepy for a few hours. I haven't seen you much lately. Been doing ok?

well then congratulations.

probably not. I'm kind of a monster.

im gonna make my own discord with subtle blackjack and hookers

they were all just mean to me

Its even nice and pink for him.

Don't you fucking dare.

yeah dude its so pretty

I had almost every wonder in the game stacked onto my capital.

It was only a matter of time before my culture beat his warmongering ways.

JUNG NERU

Now get on the chair and we'll do the dance

You're something, that's for sure

That is okay I guess?


Been doing great! Just busy with rl stuff! Has your mother gotten better?

rate it

I r8 8/8 gr8 m8

Never do that again.

he should have known not to mess with you in the first place. you crafty devil, you.

I can't really deny this.

That is a fantastic shirt

you just got ==memed==

I need these victories.

Play all weak and innocent, and then next thing they know, you're the culture capital of the world, and anyone who stands against me will be crushed under my massive cultural dong.

In ~36 turns I would have had Science victory too.
But he probably would have had his domination by then.

Let's play spin the dreidel.


She's gotten much better! Thanks for asking. She's even working a few hours a week. She's come a long way.

oh shit i have to like, actually change myself and stuff to become sociable


aaaaaaaaaaa

Become a real person.

take them. I was bored with them anyway.

and next time he'll know to stamp you out early.

Only if the dreidel is a bottle. Also it's an alcohol bottle which we have consumed

How do I become as cool as you?

Next time I'll force him to play teams to prevent that.

suffer intense emotional torment.

always two steps ahead, this one.

i dunno
[insert something about loneliness turning to hatred, never understood 'i'm the only one' soul, etc etc ;n;]

i know the hopefully more gratifying route is to change and talk and not be so damn self-conscious

but the safer, less fearing and change route is to stay comfy and to just let those parts of me rot

lol kay I know that pokemon at least


You are a fantastic shirt, bae


I am so happy to hear that, Honey! Your mother is a toughy and super awesome, really good for her!


Where does this come from, Rinny?

A real human bean

You flatter me.


see
and

someone play casual with me

im rage hacking

Deal. I'm glad we could settle this like gentlemensch.


She's awesome and I can't imagine where I'd be right now without her. I hope everyone in your family's well too. ♥

when the days blur into eachother and you forgot whether you did something today or not or whether that was yesterday

Check, what's next?

W-wear me

Its really not that hard but I guess some people just don't understand with.

I think this one guy I work with is a murderer.

I am nothing if not agreeable.

suffer more of it. you enjoy life far too much.

starmie is the best pokemon


i wish it was easier

Or I could just help you enjoy life more!

one of the best.

Being social is really easy actually. I can teach you if need be.

that seems far less likely than you getting your spirit and soul crushed like me.

like it's a tradeoff
the more alone you are, the more free you are, and the less likely you are to change along with everyone else and your peer group

the less alone you are, the more in contact you are with people and you can understand social emotions and just feel less lonely overall

i overthink it, but i do have points
i'm scared of change and not being understood and just molding myself to fit a situation

it's not hard
it's change, and compromise, and can you really call you "you" after all that?

skip the above walls of text and help me be comfy and not having vague suicidal tendencies or help me interact with others

I guess we just have to see what happens

Yes you can still call it you.

I guess. we. will.

Colby, you ever have a bonfire on the beach?

I think I am obsessed with this girl

I'm gonna go get ready for bed.
Give me your ninis.

...

farewell.

New.

I'll take you word for it.

I guess so!

I have, a few of them. They're a blast!

I dont believe your lies


idk fam

im kinda the wrong person to help considering im just really really avoidant so its hard to not drop out of social settings entirely the moment I find something to stress out about

So I think I'm a little burned out and I'm looking for some new options.

Who wants to make a recommendation for future viewing?

Shit I like:

GITS all, but especially Innocence and SAC: The Laughing Man. Liked it for the action + philosophy, but the philosophy gets too much towards the end.

Gunsmith Cats- No bullshit action anime, enjoyed the weapon detail and action.

Girls und Panzer- probably my favourite at the moment. Loved the detail and the relationships between the different personalities.

Black Lagoon- It's all right. Promises a lot of action but ultimately doesn't deliver.

FLCL: Another favourite, enjoyed the high-quality stylised art and relationships.

Excel Saga: Annoying but fun.

Samurai Girl/Real Bout High School: Enjoyed the art and themes.

Strike Witches: So retarded as a concept but scrapes by on decent animation.

Porco Rosso: best anime movie ever.

Aeon Flux: Not strictly anime but animation quality/design is superb, and mindbending themes abound.

So I guess if I had to sum up, some realism is appreciated, as is good quality gunplay/action.

Can anyone recommend me anything?