Why are the petty bourgeoisie so pathetic?

Why are the petty bourgeoisie so pathetic?
I've worked a series of low-paying high school / college kid jobs and every single boss I've had has been more boring and lifeless than the next.

They are obscenely uninteresting and impeccably boring. Their lives are so cringey I swear, I feel like I could write a book about how vapid and empty the life of the small business owner is.

Can we make these people our cucks? Can our new mission be to make the petty bourgeoisie pariahs?

On a more general note, I think we could actually make a lot of progress with socialism/anarchism if we focused on dissecting the lives of the rich and powerful. Once people actually realize how uninteresting their existence is we could actually make leftism cool again. Just a thought.

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raid?

get back to work faggot

fuck off back to your 450th failed state, tankie.

I mean eventually you do have to do your job.

Also,


I'm sorry, I can't help it.

I'll snab your dick off.

Ughhhh, please do daddy.

Notice his choice of words. He couldn't just say "she needs to get back to work!" That would make it too obvious that he's a porky. He needs to victimize himself "I'm sick of…"

Come on guys! Porky is on the defensive! These are the people we need to take a giant shit on, they are weak, they have a paltry amount of Capital, the system punishes and humiliates them, yet they will defend it until it takes the clothes off their back.

Down with cuckitalists! Let's fuck em up!

Holy fuck

can u guys stop focusing on racist memes from years ago and focus on the fact that we could have a new meme, the petty bourgeois guy?

This is actually a necessity. The petty bourgeoisie have been the backbone of every fascist movement that ever was and, at least in Burgerland, "muh small business" has been a perennial roadblock to progress at every step. With the decline of global capitalism, it's imperative that we attack the petty bourgeoisie and dismantle the Cult of the Entrepreneur.

Make the petit bourgeoisie hated again!

Woohoo, I have an ally!

Tbh I'm not a big fan of petty bourgeoisie, but I don't think it's a good idea to make them enemies. I think it would be a much better idea to work with them instead of trying to kill all of them because that will only encounter counter revolution and fuck everything we hoped to achieve up and get more backlash then actually get people on our side.
See the video for more details youtube.com/watch?v=4qgQr7gOJpw

But the petty bourgeoisie are the centerpiece of the Cult of the Entrepreneur, which is one of the leading forms of capitalist ideology that keeps the proles worshiping capitalists as de facto gods.

this !

I'm not talking about killing them, quite the opposite in fact.
I'm talking about taking a page out of Holla Forums's handbook and turning them into our version of Holla Forums's nu-male/cuckservative.
I'm talking about relentlessly mocking their hopeless attempt to join the bourgeois. Seizing the culture of humor and making them out to be the absolute jokes of human beings that they are.

Right now there are alt-right brodudes who make videos and shit saying "I used to be a beta male" or "I used to be an SJW"

And that's what I want to do with the petty bourgeois! I want to see them making marxist videos saying "I used to be a petty bourgeois"

Make them realize how pathetic they are, like I said.

Did they make you feel… insignificant?

No, Capitalism did. Like the batman guy I ultimately want them to join us and become our allies. I sympathize with their feelings and desires. But I also realize that they will never join us if we don't work together and shove their stupidity right back in their face. We need to make the person who considers themselves "accomplished" because they "started a small business" (aka learned to use Capital to exploit your former comrades) realize that they are a fucking dog compared to the people who really own their asses.
My idea seems like an attack but it's really a labor of love. It's the only way to get them to stop eating from the trash can of ideology and join the class struggle.

At what moment did you realize that making memes about boring business owners will make them join the working class you are yet to rally behind you and bring glorious revolution?

It was probably a really resentful moment.

I mean I always hated having a boss, but this idea occurred to me like as soon as I saw the original post on reddit today.
Just his weak defense of himself "I hope she sees this because I'm sick of telling her to get back to work!" Made me realize that the liberal petty bourgeois really can't defend itself. If met with marxist deconstruction it has no chance to make itself seem like a victim as kebab guy was trying to do here.

I wouldn't call it resentful, more revelatory.

I smell classcuck.

I get what he's saying. Turn the position of small business owner around from being something desirable (as it is in liberal ideology) to something shameful. The petit bourgeoisie are a shameful people, those who would sell out their fellows to try to imitate the ruling class. They used to be hated, but liberal ideology has tried to turn them into heroes, and uphold them as the "right" way to improve your conditions.

well put, exactly what I'm trying to say.
for the record, i am a grill btw

Yes, the pathetic weak worms stand no chance against the wrecking hammer of marxist deconstruction!

I can already see the owner of the kebab shop I just ate at tremble behind the counter when I pull out my phone, breaking down into sweet bourgie tears as the forces of dialectical materialism tear him apart!

Yes, yes, yes!


A cuckold watches in pleasuring agony as he sees another man brutalize the object of his desire. That is you.

typical commie lol

mm yeah fuck off shill.
Every hour spent not giving porky what he wants is a good hour.

True, but the thing is that what we need to do is destroy the idea that capitalism and the free market actually helps petty bourgeois with facts such as the fact that deregulation will not all of the sudden destroy monopolies and in fact capitalism even without cronyism will only result in big businesses having a monopoly while everyone else is still fucked. Use examples from real life such as Walmart who manages to shut down every other small business in certain area just by existing. Show the lolberts cognitive dissonance pointing out how when anyone like the Rothchild's do something that keeps a monopoly on power to lolberts it's cronyism while when Walmart fucks over millions of small businesses all of the sudden it's not a monopoly it's a "success story with the free market" "Walmart didn't create a monopoly they just fairly out competed everyone by having cheaper prices and everything you need!"


I'm sorry I misunderstood your post the thing is I just see so many other leftist literally want to kill petty bourgeois and don't really think about the consequences of such actions that it quite frankly gets annoying and it makes me facepalm. Also, I don't think that mocking petty bourgeois is a bad idea as long as we don't only focus on mocking them, but also educating them. I find that mockery can work to point things out to people, but I find that using only mockery can alienate a lot of people too. For example I remember once I saw an ancom educating a whole bunch of lolberts on /liberty/ and things were going well until that same ancom all of the sudden posted memes making fun of ancaps and then all of the sudden the lolberts didn't want to listen anymore and probably weren't encouraged to be leftist.

Sorry, is this supposed to be an insult, or are you reaffirming my status as a proletarian with no ownership of the means of production? :^)

No, I think "cuckold" describes your lot perfectly.

Sorry, I was fapping to your memes and my jouissance got the better of me. It happens to all of us I suppose.

My apologies.

Oh please, I bet you're douchey too. Doucheyness transcends class. This smacks of bitterness

You don't even need to own the means of production to earn a lot of money, lmao
You are just stupid, and this thread further proves it.
For example
That's ridiculous, and people won't buy into it in any way. Basically, you are being outsmarted by Holla Forums, as difficult as it seems.

While you could make this point, it doesn't change the fact that the petty bourgeoisie should be dethroned from their heroic status.

You can both point out that the petty bourgeoisie are no heroes and point out that capitalism and the free market primarily benefit the haute bourgeoisie.

lolwut
why do i need a good paying job to help fight in the world revolution
yeah i know that, why would i bust my ass to earn a lot of money tho? i actually am not quite sure what you're trying to say. my goals in life are many but they do not include earning lots of money. i don't give a fuck about that. rather i see money as an instrument of property, and property as a concept invented to control other people.

#okay sorry guess I'm stupid pack it in boys

Why, because it could actually happen?
Donald Trump is our president.
[citation needed]

forgive me if I misunderstood something because I literally have no idea what you are talking about. If I'm being outsmarted by you guys why would you even tell me that?

Yeah, we're the ones out of touch.

I bet you don't even have a job at all and just roleplay as a rugged individualist on the internet.

Your girl is getting fucked by another man, you watch and all you do is wimper and ejaculate memes. Sounds like a cuck to me.

You know, you Holla Forumsyps aren't exactly known for your way with women.

It's pretty funny to have a whole movement of people obsessed with the idea of girlfriends that they don't even have possibly cheating on them.

never understood the "cuck" meme tbh. Maybe it's because I'm a woman but if your gf is cheating on you, it's because she's a bitch and you should dump her. It's not your fault, you didn't "fail as a man".
That attitude seems strange to me coming from the fascist alt-right because it puts women on a sort of pedestal. As if whether or not your gf cheats on you is the determining factor in whether you are a "real man" or not. That puts all the power in her hands.

Very female-centric thinking, I must say.

If my girl is getting fucked by another man I'm fucking them both

Holla Forums is cucks too, they too revel in their agony while being ultimately passive observers

I don't understand it though, I should read more lacan


You don't understand people then, "I'm a strong independent person who lives in an emotional solitude!" is not a magic wand to make feelings of humiliation go away. It's sterile western buddhism, blergh.

I claim out of an affinity with paul ekman that sadness is a basic emotion, while humiliation is not.
humiliation is constructed. it is up to you to decide whether you have lost value by being cheated on. If you choose to do so, however, you are voluntarily upholding the values of patriarchal hegemony. one could say that is the true cucking going on.

don't take my word for it though, i'm just a woman ;)

Most Holla Forumsyps are a dysfunctional web of contradictions.

wew classcucks first on the wall

This post is the very reason why we only hire people we already know/ who are part of our family into our business.

The logic behind the cuck meme is very simple actually.
sex = reproduction
cucking = having someone else fucking your partner
Therefore, cucking= not perpetuating the Bloodline

This is failure at life/ betrayal/ absolute retardation/ very shameful when your worldview revolve around race and ethnicity.

Yeah, that's what she just said.

Autism.

thanks for the info """""comrade"""""


Ah, makes sense.
So just an intermingling of #spooks.

Can we please stop this russiocentric word that holds no relation to modern left? Just because bolsheviks popularized it dosen`t mean that we should use it these days. Its fucking cringe worthy.

fuck YOU

can you go back to Holla Forums please

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Feudal Mafia Socdems why am I NEVER SURPRISED BY ANYTHING ANYMORE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Seems like a perfect term to me tbh. It says "we aren't friends nor enemies nor even acquaintances, but we recognize a mutual desire for liberation"

Also the right uses it pejoratively, which makes it inherently edgy

It has devolved into a term that is mostly just used in inter-party meetings and rallies, no common man uses this phrase anymore and communists have clearly overused it poisoned its history. It no longer stands for comradely amongst us but it has become nothing more than archaic term that can only harm popularity of the left.

I'm just saying that we should use something more Anglican like "Friendo" or "Buddy". "Comrade" is just autistic

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i like it tho, it's cool.
"friendo" is cringey as fuck imo only white dads use it.

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fuck off

fuck off

This is not me btw.

Socdem is by far the best poster on this board.
I'm suprised a socdem can be so based

All these (you)s

Good try pretending to be me. You leftists will never understand that you're asking for too much

forgot my shitpost flag

Apologize.


Comrade is an English word, retard. The Bolsheviks used the term "tovarishch"

Pls stop using my flag, it hurts muh feels.

fuck off faggit

hi rebel 2.0

Nice dubs of class awareness.
No, we will not apologize she was a red facist and probably idpol light with class conscious characteristics anyways.

ban liberals please

I believe it has more to do with "you can't even handle a woman", mixed with insecurities everybody has

Somewhat similar to how you would be seen if you were beaten by an average woman. It implies you are even more inferior than the woman, rather than her being superior to men

fucking Finlandssvenskar

Yeah, it's a good thing the SocDems were able to keep all the fascists out…

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no actual swede.
no finno-ugric genes in me

I`m sorry for your country. I can understand why nazbol ideals might be appealing to you.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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you're cute, i like you

National Bolshevism originated in the Weimar republic

no that pic is a pretty good summarization of Socialdemocracy

We're aware.

Нет моя Товарищ.

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