Guys at work are talking about the Switch

Reminder that this is the average consumer now.

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Why do people get mad enough to try to hurt people when someone tells them that their arguments are shallow?

Millenials

Well, hello Millenial.

I work in an office.


it was just a beach ball tbh

Reported for spam.

Pshh, nothing personell kid

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Believe me I know this is what the Average consumer is like.

I'm Director Bison I pointed out legitimate flaws with DmC.

This Erasus guy had no argument whatsoever. all he could do is insulted me.

What the fuck is this?

Bethesda are masters of the 'shallow sandbox' approach. Give the player so many things to do, none of which affect eachother, that everything ends up the same in the end.

Fun fact: the vegan also considers Sun/Moon the best Pokemon games with stellar storylines and he loves it so much that he's buying Sun now that he's beaten Moon.


It's literally making me suicidal, tbh.

Body parts of workaholics they slaughtered.

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Not all of us can have our parents provide for us, some of us actually have the risk of not having nice things, thank god for EBT

What, do you want a webm or something?

Show us your cock with a timestamp

This, no homo

no

Yes

Then everybody clapped.

Is there something unbelievable about my basic-ass story?

And then the whole bus clapped, right OP?

The fact you manage to hold down a job and talk to other people while having such devastating autism.

Clearly you don't know how many autists are working in software.

Oh so you're a pajeet? No wonder you shitpost.

Heh…

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1-2-Switch by Nintendo - March 3, 2017
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild by Nintendo - March 3, 2017
Snipperclips by Nintendo - March 2017
Super Bomberman R by Konami - March 2017
Skylanders Imaginators by Activision - March 2017
Has-Been Heroes by Frozenbyte - March 2017
I Am Setsuna by Square Enix - March 20171
Just Dance 2017 by Ubisoft - March 2017

Launch Window

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe by Nintendo - April 28
Arms by Nintendo - Spring 2017
Disgaea 5 Complete by Nippon Ichi - Spring 2017
Lego City Undercover by TT Fusion - Spring 2017
Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove by Yacht Club Games - Spring 2017
Puyo Puyo Tetris by Sega - Spring 2017
Sonic Mania by Sega - Spring 2017
The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth+ by Nicalis - Spring 2017
Redout by Nicalis - Spring 2017

Announced

Splatoon 2 by Nintendo - Summer 2017
NBA 2K18 by 2K Games- September 2017
The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim by Bethesda - Fall 2017
Super Mario Odyssey by Nintendo - Holiday 2017
FIFA by EA Sports - 2017
Wonder Boy: The Dragon’s Trap by DotEmu - 2017
Xenoblade Chronicles 2 by Monolith Soft - 2017
Project Sonic 2017 by Sega - 2017
Fire Emblem Warriors by Koei Tecmo - TBA
Nobunaga’s Ambition: Sphere of Influence by Koei Tecmo - TBA
Romance of the Three Kingdoms XIII by Koei Tecmo - TBA
Dragon Quest X by Square Enix - TBA
Dragon Quest XI by Square Enix - TBA
Dragon Quest Heroes I + II by Square Enix - TBA
Minecraft: Switch Edition by Mojang - TBA
Minecraft: Story Mode by Telltale Games - TBA
Shin Megami Tensei by Atlus - TBA2
Octopath Travelers (Bravely Default Team) by Atlus - TBA
Unnamed No More Heroes Sequel by Grasshopper Manufacture - TBA
Steep by Ubisoft - TBA
Rayman Legends Definitive Edition by Ubisoft - TBA
Ultra Street Fighter 2 by Capcom - TBA
Dragon Ball: Xenoverse 2 by Bandai Namco - TBA
Unnamed Tales of by Bandai Namco - TBA
Taiko no Tatsujin by Bandai Namco - TBA1
Rime by Tequila Works - TBA
Farming Simulator by Giants Software - TBA
Fast RMX by Shin'en - TBA
Syberia 3 by Anuman Interactive - TBA
Stardew Valley by Chucklefish Games - TBA
BlazBlue by Arc System Works - TBA
New Frontier Days: Founding Pioneers by Arc System Works - TBA
Story of Seasons by Marvelous - TBA
Arcade Archives (SNK Titles) by Hamster - TBA2

would you rather he rake in the autism bucks like the rest of us?

Now that story seems fake, but I feel the vegan part is what makes it seem real.

jesus christ. **This still isn't the worst presentation I've seen. when I was in high school I once had to sit through a presentation on "gothic anime" worst presentation I've ever had sit through.

Something doesn't add up, and why would you talk about video games with anyone in real life?

>say new vegas was buggy like fallout 4 wasn't
The cancer of Youtube comments never ceases to fucking amaze me. Combine it with the cancer of bethesda fanboys and its fucking terminal. There were so many faggots there, the video had to be linked to r/gaming or something.

What do you mean?
What do you mean?

That MLP physics presentation seems tame now.
I mean fuck I don't belive the the holohoax but this is cringe.

I had to sit through a presentation on Renaissance, the sole source being Assassin's Creed, accompanied by in-game screenshots

Nice blog, OP

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This give me an idea, why doesn't youtube set up a verified watcher feature, not unlike how sites like newegg have verified buyers for their product reviews?
Just a little checkbox next to their post that shows they watched the whole duration of the video with the audio on the whole time.

this, along with hypnosis, is just a vintage meme that everyone forgot was a meme.

Yeah, I've got some empirical research on UFOs and contrails and fucking magnets right over here, too.

Tell me more, professor.

why is this fucking post so funny

It would be cool, but it would require google to hire actual programmers or pajeets and not women's studies graduates.

Don't tulpas backfire on people as well, like when imaginary friends turn hostile on children? Or something, I'm not 100% sure what tulpas are other than a forced hallucination of some sort.

But then they would lose all the millions and millions of "views" that only count if the page is loaded, not if the video is actually played through.

Its basically the severly autistic version of an imaginary friend.

How is this legal?

Jeez, I wouldn't pay for both Sun AND Moon. They were enjoyable, but there is really no fucking endgame in sight with them other than the Battle Tree of disgusting RNG and online against injectors that make you realize trying to play legit is stupid and pointless.

They're basically sentient imaginary friends who are also great for cuddling

Well, that as well.

Pretty much. It's possible for it to be more if the person has real DID or schizophrenia, because that is caused by actual structural or chemical changes to the brain.

Alternately, it's just a voice in the head. Many people have a "conscious", which is a very limited tulpa.

She was 25 when the movie was made, but she's really short so she could pass as a loli

Sleazy Hollywood jews.

If Pretty Baby could be made, then this could also be made.

It doesn't look like a real person. It looks like they took an adult, shrank the body, and then photoshopped the head of a little girl on it.

Tulpas don't seem worth it unless you can manifest them hard enough to punch people and stop time and shit.


That the fucking dream right there lads.

I'm so glad the NEET meme is gonna die soon.
The normalfags shall take back that which was rightly stolen from them by weebs. MAKE IMAGEBOARDS GREAT AGAIN!

I've had Skyrim fanboys tell me that legendary forces you to manage your money. I cannot imagine the delusion it requires to believe that.

But I work full-time

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If this pic is from japan, and the oriental characters on the subway lead me to believe it might just be, then its probably a passed out alcoholic on the subway. Japan doesn't see alcoholism in the same way that western countries do, mostly because they have fewer angry drunks and generally lower alcohol tolerance resulting in more frequent vomiting and passing out then say acts of drunken violence.
The term for vomit outside and around the subways translates to subway pizza IIRC.


No, keep it separate from the views counter.
Just add a flag that that pops up when a person posts a comment after the whole video has been watched. Just make it a fucking cookie or some shit so people don't have to re-watch the video every time they want to reply or post a comment.

I recognize your name and I've always thought you were like 12 years old. Why the fuck do you and others keep engaging these people? It's been 4 fucking years since that reboot happened.

Holla Forums was normalfag country for a long ass while, famalam.

imageboards can't be made great again, the police would shut them down

2006 actually.


You're a lost cause.

That makes sense.


Manage your money for what? I've played that shit and all the best stuff you find, you can go through most if not all of the game without buying anything

Its a special kind of sting that doesn't exactly go away.

Gee, look at the college boy


Good job trying to outcancer the cancer

I Know I shouldn't and I'v been doing so allot less lately.


Exactly I get Devil Triggered when someone calls DmC, DMC5.

Hopefully Itsuno is actually working on DMC5 and if it ends up being good I can be at peace.

Were not gonna take it!
youtube.com/watch?v=WdGV03wskOY

No. I was there for it. While it was bullshit, I have no inclination to start up arguments with people who won't be convinced otherwise, saying the same arguments again and again over the course of 4 years.

Which then again, a lot of DMC threads will always contain the same discussions from people who can't use a search engine.

What if I told you the vegan is also a ginger SJW?

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You merely witnessed it. You haven't live it, nor have you still been living it ever seance.

Did you try to redpill him?

He's a vegan. He has high resistance to redpills

Ha

When people identify themselves with a brand and you attack that brand, you attack them. This is the cause of tantrums in vidya, politics and nearly every other group. There's nothing you can really do about that.

You mean, not enough vitamins in his body?

No, see the problem is he is just malnourished, just get him to eat some fish at the very least and he'll come around on his own. He's not getting the b12 his brain needs to work.


If more people understood the importance of detachment perhaps.

I know that 3 hour critique you're talking about. The same guy did a 2 hour Skyrim one and it has similar comments in that.
Bethesda fanboys are some of the worst mostly because they'd never played any other game but act like they know more than everyone else.

He's actually one of those chubby vegans.

My favorite part is when bethesda fanboys accuse me of just "not liking fallout" or "not liking tes" because I want the games to not fucking suck.

How do you fuck up this bad?

There is nothing wrong with being vegan. Please elaborate on how refusing to support the suffering of animals is a bad thing.

He isn't vegan for health reasons, he's vegan for moral reasons.

Animals are fucking delicious

here we go

If living in it means saying the same things to people who won't listen to me, then I am glad I have not wasted my time. It's more than obvious that the controversy and the outrage was intentionally provoked for clicks and views- to live in that is pretty dumb.

lol

Except when they're brag about being vegan and shit on everyone who eats delicious bacon.

"Go make your own game then" is probably one of the dumbest I hear from them.

I don't really have a problem with it, just that nearly every vegan is an insufferable faggot who wants to "save the animals" which would go extinct if we didn't farm them.

how do they work?

It's quite simple. Animal meat contains an enzyme named faggiase, which breaks down an amino acid called faggeine. Faggeine is a recently discovered structure which causes instability in brain patterns, leading to symptoms such as faggotry, obnoxiousness, and a general distaste for anything "commoners" like.
Eating meat allows us to have faggiase in our diets, which breaks down faggiene and stops it's symptoms from happening

Source: science and shit

not this shit again

are we posting youtube arguments now? I'm the OP in this pic, I was making fun of those unoriginal minus8 comments you see on every other rhythm heaven video. I wasn't even criticizing minus8 in my comment.

Does he eat deep-fried tofu then?

Well if we are posting youtube comments now I'll post my only other and favorite one.

I was unaware of just how autistic the sonic fanbase was until this happened to me.

He drinks 1-2 cans of Monster a day. Every day.

Pick one.

Holla Forums was also universally despised by all the other boards.

Suffering is the natural state of existence. All things suffer, have suffered, and will suffer. Mitigating the suffering is certainly a noble goal, but to attempt to stop all suffering is childish.

You stupid sperglord, just because he presented empirical research doesn't mean the research suggested this shit was genuine.

That image always confuses me. Why would anyone that supports trump drink the beer made for SJWs and hipsters?

How about we stop suffering of plants instead? If you damage a plant it produces same chemicals as wounded animal does. For what you know those "inanimate" objects might have mind of their own, and eating plants is equally as inhumane as eating meat.

Liberals.

LOL

True, but that's not an argument for why it's WRONG to be vegan.


Nature =! good.
Just because it happens in nature doesn't mean it's inherently good and, again, even if it was inherently good to eat meat, it doesn't necessarily mean it's wrong not to.


Bacon is a shitty meme-meat that's "alright" at best.


But when the suffering in question is most definitely preventable, and in preventing that suffering you will, in turn, prevent even more suffering down the line isn't it childish NOT to?

nah, I think Minus8's fans are worse because they usually are also modern Nintendo fans. One time I made a bigass list of porn artists I like and I got a comments from a guy who only recognized minus8 from my bigass list of artists and he then claimed that all the other artists are shit compared to minus8. That pissed me off, I had people like Zone, Akairiot, Mike Inel, Sigurd, agemono, fridge, noill, acstlu, sindoll and MANY others on that list, but somehow they are all shit by comparison.

Let's start with the fact that categories of "good" and "bad" or "evil" are terribly relativistic, and being grounded in a cultures which are fleeting and even at that highly dynamic, the whole notion is nonsensical. And let's finish with that, because it's an exhaustive rebuttal per se.

You're probably eating it with eggs or bread.

Think about what you're arguing about for a second then go look in the mirror for a while.

Eggs aren't vegan though.

You are putting words in my mouth. Humans eat meat. Deal with it.

Because almost all vegans end up being insufferable assholes like you, that seem to think being vegan gives them some sort of moral superiority, rather that making them seem like picky douches that refuse to eat your cooking

Oh, you are so wrong. It's the vegans who have a negative impact on animals. It's pretty simple:
People eat meat -> people need a meat source -> people raise animals.
If we stop eating meat:
People no longer need meat -> ranchers cannot turn profit with animals, and animals are high maintenance -> animals are mass-slaughtered and burned, some breeds possibly even starting to near extinction, as they've been bred for thousands of years to be completely dependent on humans.

Eating lots of meat motivates farmers to breed more animals. Eating no meat motivates farmers not to. If everyone stopped eating meat, it'd cause an economically-caused animal genocide.

being fair, the guy knew his physics
could've at least tried to hide his powerlevel though

Unless you re killing the animal yourself or telling someone else to kill it then your actions are without substance. You are not preventing anything because regardless of weather or not you buy a steak, the meat industry is still going to slaughter the cow to make the steak.

Do you even Buddha?

I did something similar to this to fuck with the teacher. I had a retarded "World History Honors" teacher in high school and me and others in the class would often try to see what we could get away with. One of my presentations during the Japanese unit was a retelling of a campaign I had in Total War Shogun 2 (except I never mentioned the game). A friend also got away with a summary of Assassin's Creed 2 without all of the animus/god stuff.

Shenanigans other than that included:
And of course lots of blatantly inaccurate historical presentations based on videogames/movies.

Chickens, cows, and pigs have all been bread for the express purpose of human agriculture without us these species would simply cease to exist, on top of that B12 that amino acid responsible for healthy brain development which actually help to kickstart the growth of early monkey brains into what they are now.

Denying nature to protect the suffering of animals who have no other purpose than to be consumed by humans is incredibly idiotic.

OBJECTION

there are discrepancies in your story, vegan retards barely have the strength to breathe, much less throw things, because they eat no carbs or proteins.

Now you might be foolish enough to think that by not buying meat then the meat industry will simply slaughter less cows or animals but the truth is meat industries are generally subsidized so it doesn't matter if nobody buys the meat they will kill the animal and dispose of it for pay.

You might also be retarded enough to think that meat industries shouldn't be subsidized but the reality is that the subsidization are to prevent food shortages from happening and to full shop substantiations would create more suffering in the form human starvation.

If you read the thread, you would have known it was merely a beach ball, trite.

thread theme

would Holla Forums elaborate about the car part? i know barely anything about cars in comparison to normalfags

Toyota Prius

I'm going to try to meme a boycott to happen for the lulz, should I do it? I have grand-wizard photoshop magic here.

this question answers itself, get on it

You need money for food, a roof over your head, and hobbies. Where the fuck does the money come from? Not every can get bux, especially in the US when bux are reserved for nigs with children. Get a job you stupid fuck.

I had a chick do a presentation on hentai in freshman year. She talked about ecchi, yuri, and yaoi while images of each were on the screen and the teacher gave 0 fucks.

what then is good? Is there a true right and wrong in this world? Thriving, survival, it's all about making sure you're the last one standing. In the animal kingdom it has always been to kill or run, fight or flight, harvest or die. What is truly good in this world, I can say then, is to copulate, to eat, drink, and to make sure your child will be able to do the same. What is wrong, then, is to become weak, to make your body brittle, and to let your genetic legacy expire. I hope you're not white, because being vegan is akin to killing your race, and I can only hope the numbers of my race killing themselves stay small enough that we can still survive. I hope you're a filthy kike, a dumb nigger, a wetback spic, a filthy polack, a dirty slav, or some variety of shitskinned sand nigger.
The thing wrong about eating meat means you deprive yourself of nutrients and are actively hurting your ability to survive; there's nothing different between killing a plant or an animal, they both serve biological purposes, they both help and hurt the world in their own way, getting rid of either too fast would hurt the other, and doing nothing would lead to our starvation and death.
I wonder who could be behind this post
Fine rhetoric, but here's a question to pose my own rhetoric
Is your journey still so noble?
You've killed two animals to save one, is that so great a feat?
You've killed a lion, a wolf, a tiger, and yourself, as well as a cow, which could have been used to feed a family for a good while. Which is more noble to you, senselessly killing to preserve something that will not preserve itself after you pass, or surviving and using a single animal to produce the energy to sustain several of your own lives, and so that they may continue this process? If we weren't killing the cows, the wildlife would, and if you prioritize an animal's life over your own, you shit on your ancestors who braved the cold harsh world of beasts to lend to your cushy life of eating plants. I think you're worse than a kike even, at least they know that they should support their own race, they just also tricked a lot of other races into extinguishing themselves through very blatant trickery.

Okay I'll accept the vegan trying to throw something but this can't be true

whites don't exist
an irishman is not a scandinavian is not a dutchman is not an englishman

you're trying to make an identity out of memes

any others?

could it be jokingly?
we throw shit at each other at work all the time.


this.

You do realize humans are omnivores Right
fucking idiot.

Nextt ur probably gonna tell me about ggoing gluten free

I also knew a russian kid that did shit exactly like that. What a coincidence.

That's the only liberal meme car (it's not really a bad car, it was just insanely popular with liberals when it was first released to the point where the vast majority of people who have them are going to be liberal). Others might say that any hybrid/electric is a liberal car and while libs might be more disposed towards them, they are also appealing for reasons other than preventing global warming/climate change since you save lots on gas money and Teslas in general are pretty cool (extreme acceleration and neat features). Others might also say minivans but I disagree with that too because there are still many conservative soccer moms out there.


Was he fairly swole with freckles and black hair?

At least i'm not this guy

You're dumb son.

You do realize that there are a fuck ton of different ethnic groups in Africa, right?

MFW the Switch already has more games and new IP than the other consoles and it's not even out yet.

Don't forget about small as fuck european or asian cars that barely hold 2 people, those are popular amoungst libshits too

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Good point, I haven't seen anyone in one of those that didn't come straight outta sanfran because those cars are fucking useless. If you want a car with zero storage or passenger space then just get a bike you retards.

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I think you overestimate people. Or maybe underestimate.

In freshmen year of college I had to take this dumb Anthropology class entirely unrelated to my degree. He said he believed it happened, but kept giving arguments against the Holocaust. Like, the whole blue stain Zyklon B leaves and shit like that. The guy was practically quoting Holla Forums verbatim. The teacher just kind of shuffled awkwardly and tried to change the topic.

A girl talking about porn for a project is something I could imagine very easily.


Except even that is not a standard in nature. Infanticide is absurdly common, as well as rape, patricide, etc. Trying to derive morals from animals is going to lead to a bad time.

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The halocaust didn't happen you nerd

go back to the desert, date-farmer

What a world

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He was obviously mocking the holohoax and it's bit even bad, how is that worse than the MLP one

Growing up my class was composed of little devils.
>climbing this shitty 2 meter tall wall the school had with reach to the power/phone lines and then cutting the school's phone lines we did it so much the electricians changed which line was phone and some dude electrocuted himself, he survived and got kicked out of school though.

Hybrids don't actually save money because in order to be able to save money, you need to be travelling long distances at the optimal speed it was designed for. If you don't do that then you are simply carrying around completely useless extra weight. That is why places like SanFran have absolutely shit-tier levels of air pollution, the retards think hybrids are some magical solution.

Little devils is a bit of an understatement. This is some lord of the flies shit.

It's standard in the thriving races, you degenerate.
Weak children should not be allowed to live, that's fair in my eyes.
Again, the weak should fear the strong, if you're too weak to resist an alpha male for another alpha male, or if you're too weak a male to resist a female, you deserve it entirely.
The only one I don't agree with, the elder men should teach their young to be strong, something you obviously never had, and when the elder men become too old, when the brain is their strongest organ, all they can do is think and lead us with their intellect to their death bed.
We should learn from the old and the wise, but we should not become frail like them in learning
This isn't about morals, this is about objective rights and wrongs in this world. Survival is the one law above all, it's the sole practice of the world that calls out in our minds, when faced with danger the only thing we can think of is how to get to tomorrow, and that's what fight or flight is.

The pissing, shitting and masturbating aside that one actually made me chuckle

Because it's the current year, user, I can't even. It's so triggering that you would even ask that.

Good god what third world country are you from?

The craziest I got is a Russian student did a presentation on how he was going to take over the world. I know him too, hes a nice guy, he and another guy I know are crazy for co-op games.

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The best part is this was in freshman year of highschool, not college.

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Oh, that reminds me. Every now and then, out of masochism, I guess, I go look at Reddit's /r/morrowind. It's really interesting - you've got these people who somehow have at least some comprehension of the game and at least some kind of passion for it, but who all very clearly have this complete lack of critical thinking capability that you'd think would make Morrowind inaccessible to them.

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Some more

brazil

meant for

By what standard do they thrive? You talk about survival being the one primary law, but insects have us beat pretty well.

Rape is pretty high up there on my no no list. I don't think I'm the degenerate here user.


Not that surprising to me. I'm pretty sure most highschools had some clique of furries and emos that prided themselves on that kind of shit.

How the heat and the humid there?

You BRs didn't half have some fun, the most that happened in my school was the same teacher getting attacked with a chair every year by a different student.

No wonder, you guys act like fucking monkeys.

You can't top this

It's really bad but you get used to it, i don't really care if the temperature is 30c or 40c. It rained 4 times this week enough to flood the streets like this. (this is actually a very common occurence in brazil, it rains so much that it floods the streets)
For instance my room is at 34c right now according to a cheap home temperature sensor.

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Why are there so many Hue's here?

what he called them wasnt an understatement user

Maybe the one you looked at doesn't but my mom averages around ~45 mpg on hers which is pretty impressive (it's from 2006). She drives on the highway to work every day for about 30 minutes at about 60mph. Hybrids are legit and Teslas are rad as fuck (just hilariously expensive). If I didn't need to carry as much and had a shit ton of money I'd absolutely buy a Tesla since I don't travel far enough to warrant the lack of support from most gas stations.

then just die already, faggot, nothing's preventing you from not buying food anymore and just shitting yourself to death.

On the contrary, I believe in a firm legal system that actually treats criminals as criminals and deprives them of any man made rights, let those who would disrupt the order of our society be banished from it completely, let them live in a pit where they are not given more than bread and water, and let them realize how easy they have it just living in a modern society. Heretics, scoundrels, thieves, kikes, they all deserve a pit where they will lose any sense of good or bad beyond survival, and they will realize survival means helping men around you as well as yourself. Humans must help other humans, even if the cost is some of us, the able should survive. Simple crimes with no real victims don't bother me, but things like killing, rape, and theft deserve no quarter in this world, since it undermines your fellow man.
I don't mind rape from the standpoint in nature, but since it does detract from peace of mind in many instances, I do think that it should also be banished, since we are smart enough to know that the children a woman bares should be as much her choice as the fathers, and in saying that I also mean the father gets equal say in the matter as well.

they are still here, faggot
This is a nonsequitur you mongoloid. If you're saying because insects can eat plants and live that you don't need meat, consider insects that consume other insects. Even arachnids are meat eaters, you'd need to be daft not to see that, though you are vegan.
sex is necessary to survival of your genes, if you are unable to find a mate in the natural world, you must do what you must to survive, and that includes making a child by any cost. In human society I don't think it's as valid a practice because the weak should be bred out and rape is commonly about power and not copulation, and those who would rape because they can't hold the other sex otherwise is because there is something about them that triggers a reaction in a woman's brain that they do not have the genes fit for survival. In the animal kingdom this is excusable because you need to be strong enough to rape, we only need a weapon to gain the upper hand.

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you BRs are fucking niggers

God damn nigga.

We had this one class that was basically "fuck around and be a piece of shit" class in first year of high school. Many chairs were thrown in the absence of the teacher.
Silly stuff like gluing the vices on all the workbenches and pulling them tight or throwing mortar at each other was also fun.

We used to do PE in a sport hall a few hundred meters from the school and one day on our way there one of my classmates decides he doesn't want to attend, so he gets the genius idea to set one of his running shoes on fire behind the sheds and told us to come and watch. When he realized the fire wasn't going to go out any time soon we decided to piss out the fire.

I was always a gud boy though, never got in trouble with anyone but the worst kind of teachers who would regularly send half the class out. The one thing I remember doing once was throwing a peanut butter sandwich against a large window in the canteen.
The sound it made as it hit the window and it sticking to it will never stop being funny to me.

But we have fun, do you? have a BR meme

what's the problem?

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Best post in the thread, everybody else stop trying.

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The same could be said about the WiiU launch.
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Is that Homestar Runner?

Why don't you share that knowledge dutch boy

you've gotten a solid heh out of me

And they're all retarded.

What the fuck

Reading through this thread makes me really glad that I did not go to school in the US.

Legs don't bend that way, and there's a pair of empty shoes there as well. Guess people decided to toss their shoes in the corner.

And that is probably why she gets benefit from it
Obviously I didn't mean that they are always shit but generally, at least the way most hybrid users use it, they kinda are. I get the same with retards that think they are going to save money by simply getting a car with robotised transmission because some salesman told them how super amazing they are, some know how to save money but most people lack the knowledge to do so.

When I was in middle school, a bunch of friends and I got it into our heads that janitors were the worst people in the world, and deserved to be punished. So we'd put all our lunch leftovers into a bowl, stir it up with water into a horrifying stew, and dump it all over the bathrooms. We would take packets of ketchup and taco sauce and squirt it all over the fucking place (even the ceilings). We took peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches, squished it all together in a bag until it resembled a log of shit, and then put it on toilet seats or smeared it on the walls.

We also brought rice and alkaseltzer to school to feed to the pigeons to try to see them explode. We threw bundled up ketchup packets at littler kids. We thew all manner of shit onto the school roofs. We put hot sauce into other kid's milk at lunch when they didn't pay attention. One time we found that a bunch of old railroad ties that were being used as a makeshift wall were leaking pitch, so we put it on our shoes and smeared it on the carpet in several classrooms (almost got expelled for that one!). We broke into the school on weekends (the doors could be opened from the outside if you had the right size hex key) and knocked over shit. We switched out dry erase markers at the whiteboards for permanent ones. All sorts of invisible bullying and abuse went on in the locker rooms. We went around laughing at the school faculty on the last day of eighth grade because we knew they couldn't actually transfer our long lists of skipped detentions to high school. Naturally, we pranked and confused substitute teachers (and in a few classes, like 7th grade English, there was a goddamn revolving door of them: at least six or seven on the year).

I don't recall any overt sexual harassment going on, but then again I'm a faggot so activities with girls didn't concern me.

Make no bones about it. Twelve-year-old boys can be absolutely FUCKING EVIL when you put too many of them in one place, especially back in the 90's before schools became goddamn concentration camps.

stop spamming pls

purge

/ogc/ here, that's pretty damn true.

In America at the moment, companies that produce food are subsidised to make food cheaper, at the same time those who own land are paid NOT to produce food, so that there is not a glut that would drive down profits for food companies, and the general population is still getting handouts in the form of the dole and food stamps, because they still can't afford food.

Read this twice, go look it up so you realise it's true, then understand how fucking illogical and baffling this shit is.

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Carbs are actually the devil, fat is good for you.

Another cool bit of trivia about hueland:
Our first impeached president (Fernando Collor de Mello) still works as a politician and is a senator in one of our states.

delet this

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absolute madman.

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The Prius is probably the only car that really screams "I'M A LIBERAL," but just about any car that similarly has the primary focus of being environmentally friendly isn't a bad bet. Especially if it's a special snowflake-ish car like the Nissan Leaf or Smartcar.
That's not to say that conservatives don't or shouldn't drive environmentally friendly cars, but I'd bet that it's less common. Within environmentally friendly cars, though, and maybe this is an unfounded idea, but I think you'd find more conservatives behind the wheel of a Tesla or a Chevy Volt while you'd find more liberals driving a Prius, Nissan Leaf, or Chevy Spark.

you should pick out an ingrediant that sounds sciency and tell him that it's made from a compound found in cow fat and that he should be ashamed of himself for giving money to the slaughterhouse industry.

They're too stupid and too willfully ignorant to look shit up.

Do it. Tell him it uses taurine extracted from bull muscle.

relevant

Even better, if you chug that much Monster the taurine actually makes you sleepy. Tell him it's a symptom of him eating meat-based products or something.

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That'll thin him up.

this is fucking clever you sack of shit

You're a nigger.

At least you had somebody backing you up. Where I used to work everybody circlejerked about Destiny for months.


Liberals are raised in a giant cultural echo chamber that takes care not to offend their sensibilities. They don't know how to handle opinions other than their own because they spent most of their lives being protected from them.

what a small world

Gringo

Almost forgot this classic.

This reminds me of the time my friend managed to stick a carton of chocolate milk in the ceiling in the locker rooms in gym class. It exploded during one weekend and eventually he got caught and suspended for it. That same friend had been suspended earlier that same year for printing random images from 4chan and one teacher found them. The principal said he managed to offend every single minority group with those images.

I want to beat this autistic shit up so badly.
He reminds me of myself too much.

Sophomore year of high school I gave a presentation on RuneScape. I probably have the PowerPoint still backed up somewhere.

Not him, but when you're proudly reminiscing about you and your classmates handling feces and fucking jizzing on each other like the autistic nigger nosed beaners you are, you clearly have no idea where you are right now, let alone how shit like that and the people here are not laughing with you, but at you for being a disgusting third world beaner/nigger creature.

Absolutely disgusting, we need to cut all aid given to Brazil, just cut them off from the rest of the world and watch it burn, same with Mexico, if not all of Latin America cause it seems this is literally the same shit you hear, just whenever it's from another country, the only shit that changes is the shade of shit in question.

Around 2000AD I convinced my parents to let me buy Warcraft 3, using a PowerPoint presentation. I used stupid reasons like "multiplayer increases social skills."

Sorry, around 2004 is more like it.

He was a cool teacher aside from that, he taught history and had us draw battle schematics with colored pencils and maps.
although literally no one else I knew, from my parents to the kid whose yearbook had the drawing in it, thought it looked even remotely like a dick.

God. Count yourself lucky. My reputation is still fucked from all the stupid shit I did as a kid. That is how much of a shitter I was. Thank you social media.

Opinion discarded and filtered

Report him to human resources for being a violent queer. You don't throw shit at people, he's a fucking adult, presumably.

I disagree here. Most women aren't mating for Genes. They're mating for money. Rich people can fuck whom ever they want. But if you're poor, women won't have anything to do with you, they look less at physical traits and more with how you're dressed. The opposite is true for men. You basically described men. Males will search for genetically superior women. Hence the attraction to breast size ect. Women don't care about physical, they care about social status.

I sincerely pity today's kids who grow up thinking social media is normal. God help us all. What are you, 17?

I bet you are as weak as a limp noodle, and your bones break like soup crackers.

19, so I still have more stupid decisions ahead of me most likely.
Thankfully I've managed to sort of erase my existence on the internet. Some embarrassing shit still remains though, and I live in a small town.

28 here, I googled myself (my common screen name) a year ago and the worst I've got is some autistic posts on a forum for a PC knockoff of guitar hero. I used to make songs for it but the worst stuff was in their off topic forum.

Don't have any old friends from school as a result, but something tells me I wouldn't have anyways

being true to form I see

Its even better when you used your real full name for everything because you were a fucking tard and both your first and last name are extremely unique.

Was Tyler Durden a tulpa?

even without being explicitly warned not to, I never wanted to use my real name online as a kid. I came up with some stupid fantasy sounding lord of the rings shit and used that.

WEW

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To be honest, it's a lot funnier now than it probably was then.

I've seen that image everywhere fam. If that's the first time you saw it in 3 years you've been living under a rock I've made shitty drawfag OC that I keep seeing circulated from time to time

Wow, that workplace sounds like a mental hospital.

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I've seen it a few times actually and some of my other shitty edits too

just never expect it to show up

spotted the cuckold

My name is ridiculously common name even in my shitty rural town and people keep thinking I'm some other J Smith they know

You wouldn't be talking about Frets on Fire would you? That game was decent to screw around in. I never got involved in the forums, though.

I love not caring anymore

That reminds me of something I did to one of my friends at the time.

Who gives a fuck? Chickens and cows aren't as intelligent as humans and can't make scientific discovery or have complex thoughts therefore their suffering (and any other mental states they encounter) have 0 value and shouldn't be considered when killing them for food. Unless you're killing too many of an animal to the point that it goes extinct who gives a fuck?

Here's your (you)

I thought I was the only one who did this. I also used to go into a stall, take a massive shit, write something stupid on the wall (like NIGGERS, etc), then crawl under the door.

I only did that once, there's this supermarket that has bathrooms that are extremely clean because they do clean the bathrooms regularly but they don't have any signaling telling where they are and they are pretty well hidden, i walked in a cubicle, locked it, crawled to the other besides it and locked them all in series, then i did the same on the women's bathroom. The next week i forgot what i did and wanted to use the bathrooms, but they were still locked.
I could kill someone and hide the body there.

Uh, Thanks? I thought we were doing cringe stories

jesus christ user

No matter how much I watch or interact with bronies I still can't comprehend how this became a thing. I've seen worse kids shows but I don't get what made this so popular with faggots.


It was because you came off as a normalfag it's ok I have a girlfriend too

Could be worse OP

I know a guy who fell for the whole Fallout 4 hype shit. He even had that one Fallout-themed Bernie Sanders campaign t-shirt He kept fawning over how fucking beast the game was supposedly gonna be. He fucking got bored 2 days in. "It's, like, too complicated and shit man. I dont wanna care about like all these numbers and shit, I just wanted to shoot people."

He was also one of the "victims" of the Boston Salt Party. Someone wrote the spoiler on a foggy glass door during a very cold day at our college campus. Whoever that was, well fucking done. Not that it matters since he never even bothered playing the fucking game past a few quests. He angrily wiped the spoiler away only to have it replaced by a Force Awakens spoiler underneath it a bit later. I repeat, well fucking done

The only cringe thing about that story is that you took the time to write it

everything about that is hilarious, except for this part, which is suicide fuel:


Never thought I'd hear someone call FO4 "too complicated"

fuckin great, did your campus participate in the chalkening too?

I'll take "things that never happened" for a thousand.

wow user, your cool story of unbridled bullying has got me hard as a diamonds.

us chads huh?

feels good man
polite sage for offtopic

Is there something worse?

wish i coulda been there to see this shit go down

in the thumbnail i thought that was dylan klebold

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In sociology if someone says sething that denies the reality of the person that they use as a basis for their personality, they either run away or get angry. I see it happen all the time.

why are you making shit up on a taiwanese carp-fishing forum? Are you a real life chad trying to fit in with legit autists that you have to make shit up? Get out you fuckign normalfaggot

I was stupid enough to take a sociology course and they never brought that up once. Why do education systems never teach anything interesting? I feel like I'd learn more from anons on imageboards.

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I just googled my old forum handle. My entire history online is going. I'm Free.. I'm Finally Free!

That's not good.

bethesda is one of the best current devs tbqh

The latter makes me happy for some reason.

You're right on the basic level that being vegan isn't a problem, gloating about it and constantly bothering people that are not interested in veganism or vegetarianism and have not asked about how to improve their diet is. Though I'm sure you don't do those things, do you user?

Being a vegan is a mental illness. Period.

How so?

ironic shitposting is still shitposting

I think it's a mix of the show being not as girly/childish as it looks and having Lauren Faust creating it/working on the first season. I'm not sure why any of that would make the show as popular as it is because 1) It's still very obvious the show is "girly" or at least aimed at young children. 2) I don't recall Lauren really having a major hand on the previous projects she worked on. Her fame appears to be mostly from leeching off Craig McCracken's work and now MLP, but she left the show after the first season. Her only other side project that she was in control of or at least had a major part in (Galaxy Girls?) never took off. (Could be wrong, but I don't really care enough about her to look up her bio.)
MLP isn't that bad of a show for what it is, but it doesn't deserve anywhere near the level of attention it got. Hell, bronies have managed to make furries look tame by comparison. I don't want to be proven wrong on that.

Basically folks at Holla Forums decided to take the show a chance because Lauren Faust and shat their pants because it wasn't shit, I mean it's not THAT good, but it's not shit.

Poor losers can have fits if ganged up upon, as with you and your m8 against him. If it was just you and the vegan (?) maybe you could've even changed his mind.

Cars made around 60'-80' tend to be fucking invincible and surprisingly efficient because back then companies didn't realise that making a car that is TOO good is going to lose them money in the long term because people aren't going to buy new cars then. It is the reason people buy those old Soviet cars, absolutely everything is mechanical and thus pretty cheap to replace (except maybe the serpentine belt because nobody manufactures them for that model).

kill me

Considering the fact that you work at a gas station, there is bound to be someone that will help you with that

I don't know, man. In a presentation?

Your nitrogen has one too many oxygen attached to it.

Does skyrim even qualify as an rpg anymore?

Morrowind barely did. Oblivion was at best with some mental gymnastics, but skyrim is unjustifiable.

Good read.
Checked.

I laughed

It's like poetry

Why would anyone drink beer in general?

>A week afterwards, something restores the page back to it's previous state
kill me, fam

Do you still have the ass pics? Please say yes.

Because weeaboos.

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It's literally your baby first moe show but made in USA, people who never watched moe in their lives started shitting about how original and interesting MLP is, even if it's just "cute girls but they are horses and from USA". It was just a very new formula for them that they didn't know before.

This and the fact that it was about horses, which led to furries coming into play.

meant for

from a health, and environmental perspective it makes sense, but vegans never use that, they just talk about muh moralfaggotry so they can feel superior.

Looked up both old and current screen names along with real name, absolutely nothing on both accounts, the latter because of common first name and suffix in last name.

Because there's a lot of different and cheap types and so I can try them pretending I'll someday find the one I like with the added bonus effect of getting drunk.

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I honestly do not know if these people are tastless normalfags or corporate shills
in Youtube comments i've run into people deffending:
I swear to kek i cannot belive there are people out there who genuinily have such god awefull taste and microscopic standards

It had more games that people are actually hyped for, that's for sure
vs
>God of War 4 TLOU edition
>Uncharted stronk independant womyn with dindu sidekick edition
>Dragon Quest XI Ok this one realy interests me
and the ones alrready out
>FFV J-pop- boy band edition

I wouldn't say they have more games, but they are not that far behind when it comes to fanboy hype

In here you run people defending
>nu-com 2 implying anyone acknowledges the first one
>Nintendon't
Since it's mathematically impossible for companies to have this many shills, I would say that it's a mixture made up of a great quantity of useless idiots, a lesser amount of delusional fanboys and an even smaller fraction of shills that just get the deathball rolling as if it was a SC2 game.

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For fucks sakes, you should ALWAYS assume it's a fanboy first and a shill dead last if some jackass is defending a shitty luxury product, especially if it's indy crap. Seriously misusing the term shill so much makes people think shills don't exist, that doesn't even take account that shitposters on occasion fake viraling just to piss other anons off.

sauce?

lol!!! no. He just didn't have a chance and I knew she wasn't in to it, once he left we made fun of him and she told me about the types of guys that try and get with her.

I'm a god damn hero


What the hell is wrong with being "normal" lmfao what the hell is normal anyway ? We're all a little geeky at times dude.


I am "normal" in the sense that I'm just a gamer who takes care of himself that's all That's cool man, whats she like? mine is into cosplay, we met at a con where I was cosplaying as a guy named Ted, I literally just had a nametag with Ted on it and we bonded over HIMYM references