STOP FUCKING EVERYTHING. KONAMI IS BRINGING BACK FUCKING BOMBERMAN

I just want to know if they will be doing a proper account system this time

Any confirmation on this?

probably not.

Nope just paid online

Granted, it would be nice if Konami stopped cranking out the pachinko games, but still. It's nice to see the cinematic game era ending though.

AWW HELL YEAH BOMBARMAN ONNEEEEEEE

This year, though I personally think Sega got the ball rolling ever since they bought Atlus. At least Nintendo finally got the hint and told region locks to fuck off.

FO4 mainly sold because there were barely any new actual releases out and people's fondness for 3/NV. And Overwatch sold because its a Blizzard game, look at Battleborn in comparison.

Uuuuh

the cinematic era of games has been dead for quite a while now and things like TLOU or Bioshit was just late to the party. it's all F2P microtransaction shit now.

they literally said you need to use their new smart phone app to do messaging in the new nintendo online.

its just a scam to make people pay for online multiplayer and theyre trying to sugar coat ot by giving you a free rental of one NES ROM per month

So Gamestop has these games bundled at launch if you pre-order. The games include Redout, The Binding of Isaac, LoZ: BotW, 1-2 Switch, and Has Been Heroes for $510.

gamestop.com/nes/consoles/nintendo-switch-blue-and-red-joy-con-comprehensive-bundle/141885#media

>nintendo.com/switch/online-service/
Thank fuck, we can still play monhun on 3ds at least.

I like everything else, except maybe the battery life. 1 2 Switch and Arms should have been bundled with the console though.

Not for me. I waited two years, and followed so much NX news, just for them to stick a multiplayer paywall on an otherwise good console. At least Bomberman isn't dead, and if a guy I know buys a Switch I can play multiplayer.

It's okay when NINTENDONT does Paid for Online

You get ready for monhun 5 kouhai.

Normalfags will buy the next TES and fallout game for the hype and gimmick

Thank god no one has ever tried that ever before let alone failed miserably.

I'll buy the console for >$200 with CFW and pirate all games like i always do.
Also playing for online multiplayer when you're already paying for your internet connection is jewish incarnate.

Hoping it'll be multiplat before they completely abandon the handheld.

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Dude…
DUDE
DUDE
Street Fighter 2, again!

How long will the online services be working? 2 years?

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I am Setsuna is really bad, though.

This is the first Disgaea game since the first Disgaea game to be released on a Nintendo platform at all.

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didn't some get 3ds ports? bad 3ds ports?

For 3ds until they kill it off completely? I have no idea. I didn't buy any games so I don't really give a fuck.

XX is coming out so we'll have that for a little while.

I just want to have a fun new bomberman, with a comfy single player and online multi. Also with how much of a cheap whore modern Konami is, the possibility of this escaping switch exclusivity is also pretty decent. Please come back into my life Bomberman.

pls no bully

its okay friend, cute bombing times with friends will come your way.

A thread about Konami without a single mention of Hackeo Kojewma.
I'm impressed, Holla Forums.

Garbage arrangement
would be a better starter pack

Online at least has a grace period and seems to be structured on the "fuck me in the ass" variation rather than the "JUST strap me to a 48 inch dildo" variation, they took notes from Sony instead of Microsoft.

Not on any of the Mainline games, the DS port was garbage for the first game though.
This isn't a port, though. It's confirmed as a goal for the game itself.

Also, they're recreating/updating NES and SNES games to be netplay capable over the Switch. We online Balloon Fight now, boys.

Nintentoddler should be gassed

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Have they released a price for the online stuff yet? I wouldn't be so worried if it's something really small, like how Pokemon Bank is just £5 a year.

Probably 20 yurops a month ;^) Ninty must be sick of everyone pirating games and being able to play online.

I would expect somewhere around 60$/year since the featureset and goals are similar to PSN with some Xbox Live content added in.
With any luck they still have a shred of morality, and it will be lower.
This is still my main complaint for the platform and unless they get more forthcoming real fast I'm holding off indefinitely.

It feels kind of nice to be optimistic about the future for once.

Back to the ovens with you.

the fuck is wrong with you?

I don't play online, nigga.

I didn't pre-order it, faggot

wew 2.5 hour battery life

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The fact that it can get 6 hours on some games is pretty telling.
Vita caps out at 5 hours at most and has a garbage standby mode.

are you an xbox dudebro upset you are out of the console running or something? where did you even come from?

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Yeah, that's pretty bullshit. I'll give you that.

VALID CRITICISM
god fucking damnit

Nah I just can't really defend buying any console.

I love the short term memory of all these fuckwits defending the paid online by saying you shouldn't be playing online anyway as if that's the fucking point.

Due to the system finally being region free, the U.K. versions, which usually have significantly better translations, will now be playable in the U.S.

No region lock means I can just import the games

Puyo Pop Tetris and Sanic Mania are the only two titles I might give a damn pirating once the console is inevitably torn apart and that's not counting them going multiplat. I don't really care about any new Bomberman games since Bomberman 64 and Bomberman Wii are a thing and are twenty times better than all newer releases. Don't even care about No More Heroes anymore, Suda has long sold out and he just makes quirky games instead of quirky-and-dark-and-metaphorical-and-retro games.
Also is it me or is Has-Been Heroes just Indivisible but much less pretentious and black-brown?

20 Stars have been deposited in your Nintendo Club account, Chaim

Until the Treehouse is gutted or put under some strict quality standard, I won't buy anything from Nintendo.

No means no.

It's OK, for everything you refuse to buy, autistic Nintentoddlers will buy a Dozen.

It's easy not buying something you had no intention to in the first place.

Also, protip, you have to grind or pay real money to get lives in the new Bomberman. Enjoy!

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Yeah…

Oh shiiit

It's about time to make 9/11 look like 7/4.

Oh…

You're a cucked up apologist and no better. The desperation is peanut butter thick.

You have to go back

I hope they're not just shitting out a bunch of random nonsense now. That's less than a 2 year span.
Then again, New Vegas had roughly the same development time and it turned out alright. I don't mind recycling assets when the assets are actually good.

It had a third of the game missing, if not more.

No shit, these retards bought a WiiU

It looks worse than Xenoblade X
And thats actually a good game thats censored.

Man, I used to love Nintendo, and I guess I still have a soft spot for the old days when Nintendo wasn't complete shit, so it pains me to say that this shit is utter fucking garbage.
Yeah, nah, sorry, but it's still shit. Where the fuck is a new Metroid game that isn't shit, Nintendo? Where the fuck is our console Pokemon game with every fucking region and every single Pokemon? Where's the new Kid Icarus game that isn't complete shit? What about a Zelda II sequel? What the fuck is Snipperclips? Sounds like some motherfucking normalfag causal shit.
That's what sonyggers said about Bloodborne. Why is it an egregious insult to the gaming industry when Sony and Microshaft make stupid and jewish business decisions, but it's alright when Nintendo does it?

After their tendency to try and take down every single fan project, their views toward censorship, the shitty SJW cabal that is likely infesting NoA, and their desire to have all the YouTube shekels, this console release is just the shit cherry on top of the shit sundae. Fuck you, Nintendo, you used to be great. Now you're just shit. Where did things go so wrong?

A lot of the time the UK versions are just the US ones. They didn't even bother to change the spelling in Paper Mario Color Splash, for example. I think Triforce Heroes had a decent EU translation and a poor US one, but I can't think of any other examples.
They'd better go full bong for Xenoblade 2 though, since they did it for the first.

the thing is, I bought a WiiU too. I was happy with it for the first years, and then they dropped the ball fucking hard.This Switch reveal has put me right off nintendo. I dont need a fucking console to jack off to porn of the characters

nichegamer.com/2017/01/13/nintendo-switch-paid-online-service-detailed-free-monthly-nessnes-game-more/
The online service is free at launch until next fall, and as a bonus for subscribing you'll also get a free random NES or SNES game available for download each month! Exciting!

We haven't seen any gameplay, yet. Just cinematics. It has a different artstyle than X, but I like it.

I know.

I might have, had the treehouse not gone full cuck halfway through the Wii U's life span leaving me with a platinum machine with 2 games.

Having to pay 70+ dollars to have a game imported, then either learn Japanese just to play vidya or wait for a patch really isn't a good investment of my money or time.

Also, Zelda still looks empty as fuck and I'm not one to be swayed by trailers that show tiny slices of cool parts of their game or emotional story moments.

Why the fuck didn't they announce a new pokemon for Switch?
Seriously, a new pokemon would have turned that shit show (for the average casual consumer audience) into something actually hype.
We know for a fact they are making one. Why not just mention it?

If at the end of my post number similar digits appear,
there will be a new Wario World on Nintendo Switch this year.r

I'd just keep on playing Bomberman 3 on my SNES, thank you very much.

Almost bought one exclusively for Xenoblade X, and then they censored it.
That and the price never fucking dropped and finding one was already hard enough since no one in this country bought a WiiU or Xbone.

But you won't

I can get multiple NES or SNES games for download each month, without paying a dime.

fug
Looks like you're stuck with nothing.. or another Warioware using JoyCon gimmicks.

I can just barely emulate a PS2. Don't know why this would be any different.

You can download the whole fucking library within minutes, no problem.

thats nothing to do with coding. a NGC/Wii is more powerful then a PS2, its Dolphin is open source and has a MUCH more dedicated fanbase.

How so?

Exactly. Why Nintendo thinks this is something that will make people excited, I don't know.

No you wouldn't, just like everyone else on Holla Forums you never buy anything.

Well you're wrong.

You talk like "not buying anything" is a bad thing, when in fact, in the current meta, it is the smart move.

Clearly emulation is tied to hardware, and not programming.

You are doing it wrong.

You know what they could have done with that online subscription thing? Free access to all the VC of a console. You pay your dosh, you lift your Switch and just play whatever Gameboy/GBC/GBA/NES/SNES games you fancy.
It would be easier than emulating, and Nintendo wouldn't have to overprice their roms due to licensing,

Cemu is unoptimized shit regardless of what hardware you have.

They figure, if their costumers are dumb enough to buy everything with Mario on it, they're dumb enough to buy an old game twice or thrice.

The sad part is they're not wrong.

speaking of Breath of the Wild,
the voice acting we saw in the American E3 sounded like shit. That "open your eyes voice" used a fake accent and an unappealing deep voice.
Then the Japanese voice acting actually has a sexy voice for that character. In fact, the most of the voice acting doesn't sound too bad. I hope we dual audio. If not, then the Switch isn't region locked, so you can just import the gook version anyway.

I bought Devil's Third, Xenoblade X, Paper Mario Color Splash and loads of other Wii U games. I enjoyed them too. No need to thank me, because I've literally saved Nintendo :^)

Your loss, performance is getting better with each subsequent build with a shitton of games running perfectly, so I even a medium tier build will be able to run it a little after launch.

PCSX2 is also Open Source
It just doesn't have such a good mainframe or dedicated fanbase.

I'm not judging the game itself or the end result, but it what they've shown to hype people up is extremely underwhelming, including the framedrops that exist even with the lack of detail.

Prove it

Ther…….there's voice acting……..

Well Nintendo is officially dead to me.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE X 999

Why did they do this? I remember a long time ago they were talking about why link had no voice, wasn't it so you could be the hero?

You type like a YouTube commenter from 2008.

Link's not voice acted. Honestly, I don't care much if the other characters are voice acted as long as it doesn't sound like shit. Nintendo obviously doesn't need make budget cuts so it doesn't harm the production of the game.

I can't wait to go bomb some dodongos! If I crouch, you can make me do the duck walk! Cool, huh? Gee it sure is boooring around here.
At worst we've got more YTP material

There is a god.

Haha fag

Just bought Tropico 4 and I'm having a grand old time.
Kill yourself Nitentoddler.

Go back to >>>/cuckchan/ where you belong.

Actually, yes, I am sensitive to your typing. The point I'm trying to make is that you're not from here and you need to go back.

would you fug pretty bomber/cute pink?

post yfw not a Nintencuck

I expect some rather explosive STDs, actually.

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Where do you think you are.

Fucking plebs.

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You two need this information desperately.

bfy.tw/9Sa2

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Why the fuck not.tiff

A-user…

That's Kung Pow.

>>>/cuckchan/

Then why bother paying for online?

You just blow in from cuckchan?

The 3ds is more powerful than the GCN

Despite all the good games, the Dreamcast was basically fucked before it came out, and was discontinued three years into its life.
Since the PS2 was only two years away and kinda beat the shit out of it turns of specs/marketability, because DVD player and all that.

why couldn't it handle ice climbers?

handling 4 players + 4 ais simultaneously (or 1 player and 7 ais) may have caused frame drops, which smash 3ds tried to avoid, even when the ai ice climber partner uses a simplyfied ai.
thats my guess, anyway.

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Visuals

he's obviously a sonygger.

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…are u stuck in 2013?

Implying it's not a shortened lefty link…..

Would a PC with a AMD FX8350 and a R9-390 would be able to make it work? Or would I need a stronger CPU or GPU to make it work?

It's actually a shortened lmgtfy link. You could just put in a shortened link checker.

It's probably going to be some virtual Pachinko machine.

Yes, that's where every low energy "HURR DURR POST YFW [insert garbage here] SO I CAN SCREENCAP AND POST IT ON REDDIT" post comes from.

Launch

1-2-Switch by Nintendo - March 3, 2017
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild by Nintendo - March 3, 2017
Snipperclips by Nintendo - March 2017
Super Bomberman R by Konami - March 2017
Skylanders Imaginators by Activision - March 2017
Has-Been Heroes by Frozenbyte - March 2017
I Am Setsuna by Square Enix - March 20171
Just Dance 2017 by Ubisoft - March 2017

Launch Window

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe by Nintendo - April 28
Arms by Nintendo - Spring 2017
Disgaea 5 Complete by Nippon Ichi - Spring 2017
Lego City Undercover by TT Fusion - Spring 2017
Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove by Yacht Club Games - Spring 2017
Puyo Puyo Tetris by Sega - Spring 2017
Sonic Mania by Sega - Spring 2017
The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth+ by Nicalis - Spring 2017
Redout by Nicalis - Spring 2017

Announced

Splatoon 2 by Nintendo - Summer 2017
NBA 2K18 by 2K Games- September 2017
The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim by Bethesda - Fall 2017
Super Mario Odyssey by Nintendo - Holiday 2017
FIFA by EA Sports - 2017
Wonder Boy: The Dragon’s Trap by DotEmu - 2017
Xenoblade Chronicles 2 by Monolith Soft - 2017
Project Sonic 2017 by Sega - 2017
Fire Emblem Warriors by Koei Tecmo - TBA
Nobunaga’s Ambition: Sphere of Influence by Koei Tecmo - TBA
Romance of the Three Kingdoms XIII by Koei Tecmo - TBA
Dragon Quest X by Square Enix - TBA
Dragon Quest XI by Square Enix - TBA
Dragon Quest Heroes I + II by Square Enix - TBA
Minecraft: Switch Edition by Mojang - TBA
Minecraft: Story Mode by Telltale Games - TBA
Shin Megami Tensei by Atlus - TBA2
Octopath Travelers (Bravely Default Team) by Atlus - TBA
Unnamed No More Heroes Sequel by Grasshopper Manufacture - TBA
Steep by Ubisoft - TBA
Rayman Legends Definitive Edition by Ubisoft - TBA
Ultra Street Fighter 2 by Capcom - TBA
Dragon Ball: Xenoverse 2 by Bandai Namco - TBA
Unnamed Tales of by Bandai Namco - TBA
Taiko no Tatsujin by Bandai Namco - TBA1
Rime by Tequila Works - TBA
Farming Simulator by Giants Software - TBA
Fast RMX by Shin'en - TBA
Syberia 3 by Anuman Interactive - TBA
Stardew Valley by Chucklefish Games - TBA
BlazBlue by Arc System Works - TBA
New Frontier Days: Founding Pioneers by Arc System Works - TBA
Story of Seasons by Marvelous - TBA
Arcade Archives (SNK Titles) by Hamster - TBA2
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No thanks.

How come nobody is talking about this? We are finally going(hopefully) to see how the story ends. I really did enjoy the two games, and the world was a bit interesting, and for a 3D point and click adventure game it was quite good. Thankfully it will also be on PC.
The main character actually gets cucked by her best friend, so she decides to go on a train with a rich old dude

I already do paid online for PS4, I don't feel like forking over more for a console with barely anything interesting and a possibility to flop.
Just gonna spend more on my PC instead.

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Even FUNKe says its dumbed down.

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Multiplatform/Indieshit/Normalfagshit

Actual Nintendo shit

Out of all the Nintendo "exclusive" titles, there's maybe two or three that might be good; BotW, Octopath Travelers, No More Heroes, and maybe Story of Seasons. However, most of that shit can be considered normalfag trash. Aside from that, what is there? Oh, look, a shit ton of multiplats, a shit ton of shovelware type garbage (Just Dance), and rehashes galore. Is this really the end for consoles? This is how it ends, not with a bang, but with a whimper?

And the moment he says something you don't agree with you'll stop watching him.
How about playing games and making up your goddamn mind? Fucking hell, it's like half of Holla Forums is braindead nowadays.

Not even defending Overwatch, it already has it's own IDF on it's thread. You really need to start playing more games instead of watching others do it if you're only criticism is "well that famous guy says it's shit"

Wow calm down with the autism user, you might pop a vein.
Plus, dont be so fucking retarded, I didnt say that its shit because a famous guy said it is, I say its shit for the same reasons he states so.
In this case, Overwatch has a lot of dumed down mechanics, the most obvious being Soldier 76's Ult

CAME HERE TO POST THIS

ITS DEAAAAD

One game per month… which you can only play in THAT month.
Call Sony jews, but at least when you lock down a PS+ game, it remains in your library forever - you can't even buy it as a regular game anymore. Simply having PS+ active reactivates the game.

This on the other hand forces you to play that game you got in that month only, what a load of bull. If they do this with a multiplayer oriented game, it's going to be fucking stupid.

where? How can they possibly fuck this story that was slightly fucked in 2 but still acceptable? They should focus the story in someone other than Travis. Just leave the guy alone.

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I guess thug lords will now hunt him or something. Maybe relatives or bosses of that little kike (Jasper Batt, Jr) show up. Also the story of Skelter Helter and his brother is unfinished, they never actually allowed you to play the part where you kill his bro. It was in trailer of the first game, but neither that part was in both of them.

If they can add in Nintendo 64 or even Gamecube games and the online isn't complete shit like usual, then I would be fine with the service.

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I hate sequels in general but I started to hate sequels with No More Heroes. The ending of the first game where Travis and Henry behead each other was the most perfect ending a game of this kind could have. It's what made Suda games great. Then No More Heroes 2 came out with the retarded stuff of Sylvia stopping the fight in the last minute, but it was a nice more conventional ending with Travis rescuing Sylvia from whorehood.

I just don't want them to fuck that anymore. There are far more interesting characters in No More Heroes, although, admittedly, they are all mostly dead. Leave Travis alone with Sylvia in whatever forest shack they live in now. In fact, there was a Suda interview where he said he wanted just that, that if h ever make a No More Heroes 3 it wasn't going to be about Travis for that very same reason, and I expect the faggot to be true to his word.

Fuck it! Add DS/Wii games while they're at it, why keep them dead?

How about just No More Heroes Musou?

Eh, I'd be alright with that as long as it isn't canon and the story is over the top. It's not like no more heroes gameplay was THAT good anyway. It actually plays as a much slower but cooler musou with far less enemies.

As much as I didn't like Anarchy Reign because it fucked with everything MadWorld was, I think it would fit No More Heroes.

That wouldn't work. Suda51 has a policy of sorts that he wants every death to have some sort of impact, even for goons. Any sort of musou game doesn't really have that.

Well shit.

because the last one came out literally less than a month ago

Lemme explain in more detail.

Think of almost any game Suda51 has been involved in. Anything from Killer7 to Let It Die. One of the hallmarks of those games is the satisfaction of defeating an enemy, even just some random enemy. Special moves, slot machines, blood flying everywhere, screams and coins being your main reward. The reason for this is because Suda51 used to be an undertaker and worked with dead bodies until he was hired to work on his first game. It influenced him quite a bit, and it makes a lot of sense in hindsight.

Don't get me wrong, Nintendo is fucking up the Switch in several other areas. However, twisting the facts like that is pathetic.

you think this is indie or normal fag shit?
This is an import only game and its really great, youre fucking sleeping on it
You must be more of a Persona guy :^)

Ah of course, I was being too naive for a second, it is Konami we are talking about right, we simply can't have nice things.

k

I saw the video and seems to be in game money, false alarm, they have a fuck ton because of the stream, you can use it to unlock cosmetics.

Multiplatform. The games you mentioned are multiplatform. I just threw multiplats into the same category as normalfag shit and indie shit because there's no reason to get a Switch just for games you can already play on your PC/PS4/Vita/whatever

Y'ALL FAGGOTS GOT SHIT FUCKING TASTE HERE, REAL BEST HUDSON FRANCHISE COMING THROUGH

what the fuck is xion even supposed to be? some kinda metal insect thing or something?

Kinda a half-made insect, yeah.

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It's been in Japan for like 2 years.

Who here /learningjapanese/ so you can play Zelda in glorious nipponese language?

dude, its nintendo. the thing will sell anyway because nintoddlers & streamers will eat anything nintendo shits in their plates.

what do you mean no more heroes is back? suda promised no more no more heroes after 2

I'm still sweating at the thought of such outlandish Kikery. That would be like bundling The Last Guardian with a PS3 on launch.

After the horrible clusterfuck Konami ushered in over theblast gen I ain't playing Bomberman until I can pirate it. Pity, too. It looks fun and it'd be a hard game to fuck up.

I'm… Pretty sure narrator in Hyrule Warriors spoke English in the JP release. Is there a JP DUB trailer I haven't seen yet, or are we fucked?

New Zelda a qt but the second I hear her talk I'm out. Fuck's sake Nintendo, the only people who like Zelda games are autists who LIKE the silent approach, what the hell are you doing…

How bout a proper Shinobu game?

Holy shit, you're fucking pathetic.
Might as well start worshipping rappers and niggers as well, no?

Thanks for the waste of dubs

Thanks for the waste of trips, parasite.

Consoles are cancer, even if they're peusod-consoles thanks to this dying gen.

This might be the single worst thread I've ever seen here.

Just learn to get on my level.

I hope people don't fall for this. Konami needs to do a lot more to win back any consumer's trust.

No, you need a proper Henry/Nathan game.
Can't even pick the right nigger, for fuck's sake.

What did he mean by this?

Is this just one idiot who keeps hyping about Bomberman? Who the fuck cares? You've played one you've played them all.

absolutely no appreciation for high quality posting

"This one's for you guys. It's quite literally the least we could do."

You know what. It's your money. Please throw it away.

How long until someone tells Ninty that splatoon logo looks like a dildo and they change it?

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Oh boy games that literally everybody with the tiniest pea sized brain can easily download for free off the internet and play on their phones.

Who cares? You're literally autistic in the sense that you can't emotionally handle the smallest insignificant changes.

Didn't they show an F-Zero game last night?

Right, right, just like MB coins right? False alarm indeed.
Dumbass.

And the cycle begins again…
You fools would never learn.

I'm not opposed to Switch. It will be good too have third console. More competition is better. Right now Sony drops utter shit on PS+ and MS cancels games lef and right. But if Switch don't deliver AAA multiplatforms like: BF1, CoD, OW or any of this shit, normalfags will drop it quicker than Wii.

an ultimate that is easily blocked, stopped, or countered by other abilities and only works at mid-ranges and only takes up less than 1/4th the screen while also having a slow charge time
How is that "dumbed down"? FUNKe is an idiot.

That was Fast Racing Neo, you dumb fuck. Learn how to read.

If they are any smart they put Melee with online on it. Sure, there's Dolphin, but it would still be another reason to get a Switch for some people.

Power Bomberman was here.

Super Bomberman R is for faggots.

Wow, Nintendo finally gave us something to play on PS4

your chart is wrong
NBA 2K was a demo title and nothing more.

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Hate to crush your hopes and dreams but…

Considering the Wii U's advanced hardware I've gotta say that the Cemu devs have done a phenomenal job so far, I just hope word doesn't spread to normalfags who would then tattle on Nintendo's evil Jew lawyers and shut down (or at-least stifle) development.

Current year is going to be the worst year for videogames of all time and the Switch is going to be complete and utter shit

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Stream that film, if you're so great.

He is spinning in his grave

PAID ONLINE

It will have the same business practice as MGSV but worse. Try to list them and feel the dread build up.

"Gamers" are fucking retards. There were people excited for Metal Gear Survival.

3DO, Jaguar and PC-FX. All failed fifth gen consoles.

All versions of Street Fighter II after Super Turbo were redundant crap. Anniversary Edition, Revival and HD Remix. None of them were good. Ultra seems like another pointless retread, except now you get fanfic-tier versions of Ryu and Ken.

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Everything you listed was true except that the Xbox One is do better nowadays.

It's some ancient eldritch demon called the "Unborn"

Wait so Zelda is a launch title again now? Did they push the Switch back or pulled Zelda back forward?

That was just a rumour, from the tranny that claimed that

They were laughed at so hard the told their sjw hugbox that people laughing at them through the internet was bullying because they are trans so they played the victim card plugged their patreon and took a "break"

Based on Breath of the Wild so far it looks like it was always going to be a Swish launch title, and The Switch launches on the 3rd of Marche.

Makes you wonder how the hell those Negrodamuses that predict loads of stupid shit like that even get to any prevalence. Did that one get one thing right with previous predictions and suddenly everything they say is right, or something?

2016 was the year memes came real. 2017 is when we reap the rewards of said reality.

Skylanders/Just Dance are entirely for children, 1, 2, Switch is their obligatory Wii Sports 3.0.
They tried Nintendoland, it didn't help them in any way.
Snipperclips is the only other thing in the March cycle, though I haven't seen enough Has-been Heroes to know one way or another. The little I have implies it's not.
RIME could be casual but likely isn't, depends on how they apply concepts. Skyrim is casualshit by merit of mass appeal sacrificing gameplay elements.
That leaves I am Setsuna, NBA2K, Minecraft, Fifa.
Wow, that's a lot of casualshit!
What are we left with?
and this is only games confirmed half a month before the console's launch.

Nintendo is going to suffer for this. Consumers are too stupid these days to recognize the difference between x product and y product.

8 player multiplayer is rad.
BUT. the adventure mode is disappointing. it's just Neo bomberman's one, nothing like bomberman heroes or Generations. Though I think I'll still like it

Xbone. With their godawful decisions at the start, from the kinect to the weaker specs, to the fact it not only spies on you but is always online, to Microsoft constantly making shit exclusives, or shit timed exclusives then going back on the exclusives and porting to windows because theyre shit games and no ones buying, which barely recoups losses but manages to piss off random xbox users who are fully indoctrinated into the exclusive and us V them mentality. Xbone has to be the worst console release in recent memory, and its being headed by microsoft which wasnt exactly subtle about marketing it at first.

It's a mix of fans being hungry for pretty much any rurmours and being able to make safe bets. If any of your safe bets become true, such as the Switch having buttons, fanboys will cling to your opinions harder.
Just watch, when Nintendo's next console comes out the same person will have "leaks", and people will keep listening.

Sometimes you don't even have to have safe bets. Just take someone else's leak and say "My sources confirm this" and watch as fanboys fall for it.

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Certainly the launch isn't great, but the amount of stuff coming and developer interest is already spectacular.

I like fun and creative games, but I also fucking love interactive movies and walking sims, so there.

What developer interest? Will Switch have Ubisoft or EA games? Will it run doom or battlefield? Hell no, switch has as much processing power as ps3, I'm not fucking kidding.

You're a retard

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but when is parodius and gradius coming back?

NOTHING WILL EVER BE ALRIGHT AGAIN

Earthbound has been available online for fucking years now.
Plus, it's on the Virtual Console.

What is your point?