Hey Holla Forums, do you know why they call it the nintendo switch?

Hey Holla Forums, do you know why they call it the nintendo switch?

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Is because you can switch it for something else?

Because when you see it you switch directions and walk away.

SUUWIICHU

Because you try it once and switch it off for good.

Because I'm going to switch it for a couple hundred dollars profit on ebay?

It comes after bait

Because the paid online and low maximum internal memory are (or should be) fucking turn-offs to potential consumers?

If we were closer to the holiday season, you could add a zero to that easily

Because it makes me want to take a switch blade to my throat?

Because if you're mentally ill enough to switch genders you'll spread baseless rumors about it?

BECAUSE IT'S SHIT

Because if you hit the switch, you can make the games drop.

I dunno Vegeta, why?

because you switch it off, does a 360ยบ spin and walk away

SUWICHO

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Because you take one joycon and put it in your mouth. The other goes up your asshole. Then when Reggie says, "1-2-Switch!" You gotta switch their places.

I hope there's a rumble function.

HD rumble simulates a real futacock.

Because of that movie about a supernatural sex change?

youre good at stealing jokes

Because you switch it off when you realize all the games are garbage at least 2 gens behind current stufff?

Alright Vegeta will you tell us already shit's getting tiresome

that would make it the best console in a long time

Nice thread, OP.

Because if you find it and turn it off you won't be able to breathe

/thread

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It switches off after a couple of hours because the battery is garbage.

Because when you see it, you turn switch degrees and walk away.

because it's nintendos off switch

How hard did this bomb? Only Japan and certain countries in Europe can do stuff like this without it being fucked from the start.

Because you have to switch off your brain to play it?

Underrated

Couple hundred zero?

He's saying it would go from a couple hundred to a couple thousand.

Damn son.

At any rate, it's called the Nintendo Switch because Nintendo's life support is going switch off after it releases

because it turns people off?

because your wallet is going to smart after you've bought one and all the fucking expensive accessories

Because you switch to PC.

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Because they're going to cut it?

Because it switches from home console to handheld
_:^)_
I like the idea of a convergent device but it all comes down to games in the end. If Switch doesn't have the games it doesn't matter. And if all they've shown is all they've got for the first year, then they have learnt nothing from the 3DS and the Wii U debacles.

here's your answer

i'm being fucking serious

Vegeta lets us down.. it's not the first time he's managed to do that

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Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and switch to pc.

u siwtch direction and moonwalk away

Because you get it from a willow tree and if you pick a smaller one your grandma beats you harder with it?

Who is this guy? I keep seeing him pop up as a "valve employee" but I doubt valve would ever let an employee say things as insane as him and upload it on the Internet.

Because you can hit kids with it?

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what did he mean by that?

S U U U U E E E E C H !

It can switch between phone and gaming console. They have really good advertisements too, just watch this one.

Checks out.