Switch Presentation Speculation

Dogfucker please.

You could replace the No Discs square with Monster Hunter; cartridges were confirmed months ago.

Stop. Skyrim was not confirmed for the Switch and BGE2 is a meme where the only relation to the Switch was a fucking rumor when it was still called NX.

Oh I am laffin.

I'm watching it live. I want to see Nintendo turn things around and redefine themselves after the Wii. I just hope they don't do paid online or some other intrusive bullshit. Also I want a new MonHun with better controls.
Also I want to see some retard accidentally trigger the locks and have the Switch slide through the joycons and hit the floor

It IS you fucking retarded pedo

More original than some stupid little girl in bigger one.

Kill yourself

I'll be laughing when you get JACKSHIT and I get cute dog

So, where's the link for the event itself ? All there is on OP are the links for the livestreams of Saturday and Sunday (in 34 and 58 hours respectively).

Unless OP made a mistake and is being a faggot as usual, that is.

It's going to be on twitch.
twitch.tv/nintendo

4AM UK time. That's 13 hours from now

Thanks.

I'm just expecting a BotW release date, maybe something Monster Hunter/Pokemon related if Nintendo actually plans to sell this thing.

Is this dogfucker serious?

Furries are typically very defensive when their OCs are criticized.

:^)

How much are they getting paid?

Most likely nothing, it's probably just some interns.

I'll never go fast again

UNPRECEDENTED PARTNERSHIP
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Console-tan faggoty is already bad enough, but you're on a whole other level.

I'd only be optimistic if they handed it to Sega again.

Can't wait for Bomberman Pachinko.
I fucking wish they'd make a Bomberman Switch, you literally get two controllers for coop wherever you want.

That was a list of Wii U partners, user.

Both are good in their own ways.

Kekitopu's version is the best. Not really thick; just tiny and cute.

Ara-Loli-mech is fun for the whole family. How can anyone not like it?

Switch will be shit that normalfags will eat up. Post Switch dog instead.

Normalfags are becoming increasingly disillusioned with their old idol Microsoft and losing faith that the xbone will ever become a system worth their shekels. Others aren't happy with the PS4's tide of weeb games, so they are putting their faith in Nintendo.

Sega AmusementVision's last project was actually F-Zero GX before they went defunct. SEGA has proved that they can make fun racing games this generation, but F-Zero is a completely different animal when it comes to difficulty and sense of speed. The majority of outspoken Switch supporters would never touch a spiritual successor to GX, and I think Nintendo's suits know that. This presentation will no doubt determine how long the machine survives.

I think you can replace 'Sega game(s) announcement". Sega already confirmed two games for Switch, and I think there will be more (like a new F-Zero game).

I thought they went bankrupt

When that image was new, EA were still in an with Nintendo, building the online services for Wii U.

dog is >>>/bog/

Can I cycle this and then add the youtube video an hour prior to the event"?

I STILL BELIEVE

;_;

That game needs a sequel badly, or at least a Daytona USA track.

Oy vey goyim don't you want to buy the games you have again? You'll save money!

I really wanted someone to tell me I was wrong. ;_;

Fucking a dog? Seriously?

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Do it faggot.

fuck off

Sure, just change the thread title to reflect that when the time comes.

got it.

thank you OP.

I thought the dog was just for the controller, not the console itself

Does this mean we can get pictures of Loli switch playing with the Dog?

yes, the way I see it is.

Dog = Joycons

Loli = Tablet

Ara = Dock

What if Hudson made Mario Party again?

That third image does not give confidence.

I just want to see the new retro project, I got fucking blue balls at this point.

Honestly I'm surprised no one made a Mario Party clone with Online Play.

Shit would be popular as fuck.

I can't believe there are people out there who actually want FFVII Remake to come to the Switch. We can already see it's keeping true to the original's 15fps battle system on the PS4. I can't imagine how much they'd have to neuter the graphics to get it to run on the Switch.

Depends on how powerful the pascal chip is.

Twitch isn't working for me at all, anyone have the youtube stream? Nintendo said they'd do it there too.

id rather fuck the loli through the ara

Nintendo doesn't realize how the internet works.
Even Iwata said something against online touraments/games IIRC.

All i want to see is an actual footage of Sonic 2017, since its also coming on pc.

We need more art.

Its head is the controller.

I'm betting on 5 launch games, 3 of which will be Wii U ports.

Dubdubs confirm. Switchdog has the saz, switchdog has the shameless.

Absolute best case scenario is the Switch is ever so slightly stronger than the Xbone when in the dock. Realistically, it'll probably be slightly below the Xbone when in the dock. And after playing both the Xbone and PS4 versions of FFXV, that means it'll likely look quite noticeably shittier.

NoA and NoE usually set up their YouTube streams an hour before the event itself, so just check again before it starts.

Nevermind, found it. Not embedding it though.

GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU NINTENDO

why does switch bitch not have buttons over her left eye, only under her right one?

Huh.. I could have sworn the treehouse event was today.

IIRC the treehouse event will be the 14th and 15th

At least if you follow the link they provide for the stream, you can watch it back.

And (IIRC) that page is usually spoiler free (obviously going through jewtube or their stream archives will prob spoil one or two bits).
So you've got that going for you.

If people watch it, does that show they support Treehouse?

There are only two things I like about Treehouse TBH.

Yes. It shows that people still have interest in the games that pass through their slaughterhouse.

I really don't get why people like posting her so much. Her face is pretty ugly and she has some greasy ass hair. If you want big boobs just look at porn, you can find better looking 3dpd with even bigger tits.

Rumors are possible higher then 250 price tag looking at a couple of retailer walmart doing 400 target doing 300. if it is not 250 expect it to crash and burn before out of the gate.
Gamestop rumor of supply shortages already gotta artificial supply and demand form nintendo. this is the most concerning problem of it all if its true. basically Get ready for low sale numbers and huge scalp prices, i mean what the nes classic came out almost 2 months ago and retards are still facing problems in obtaining one.
Its pretty expected to happen at this point from nintendo

Murrifats posting her. All their women are ugly, so they judge women by size of their boobs only.

(Ch-ch-checked)
I pity anyone who wants a day 1 purchase anyways. Let the dumb shits burn their money and get the inevitable factory defects and hours of patching and updating.

I think the Switch will flop, but I hope I'm wrong though.

Dog mascots aren't original either, plus not everyone's a dog fucker like you.

Into the trash it goes
(Checked)
NES Classic was easy to scalp though because it was only $60. If the Switch is $300 or more it won't get scalped nearly as badly or as quickly.

Have you ever actually drank breast milk? I mean, outside of when you were a baby
It's fucking gross. It's nothing like cow's milk. It's far more watery, it's kinda sweet and also a bit sticky.

we've never even had sex

Because freckles.

People still think they do this?

Its been confirmed?

Memehouse translation would be worth it for the shitstorm

N-Nintendomination!

Hold your breath, Wii U also had empty promises.
Keep expectations low and don't hype.
It's best to observe and wait.

REMINDER THAT SEGA DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T

The screencap is from a WiiU conference years ago.

Fuck you.

You must be new. The PSVR bundle was $500. Every single one is scalped now to $600+. Higher price just means it's easier to mark up.

exactly

Crash and Burn by the end of the 90s?

Even then I wouldn't worry about scalpers. Kimishima said they'd produce more if the demand was there. So even if scalpers buy up a whole bunch of pre-orders Nintendo will just produce more to meet demand up until launch. It might not be possible to get one at launch but it's not like getting one at launch will be worth it(Unless it's got a new Monster Hunter at launch, then I'll definitely make sure to try and outrun scalpers for one)

Calm down Tameem. Nobody's going to care if you show up late to work on your next shit game.

Nintendo announces they've made a deal with Trump, Switch will be manufactured in Louisiana. At least 5,000 jobs created.

No, he's referring to a rumor from last March that BGE2 was being made for the NX that hasn't been brought up since.

Like dropping out of hardware manufacturing?
Because Nintendo may be getting there.

You are completely naive and / or delusional. Calling it now:

Hard for them to repeat stuff we already know when we know nothing

dogfuckers should be banned

I second this.

Two words.

Puffy vulva

What about the dog fucking the milf

The dog would just get crushed between her thighs and die from collapsed lungs.

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Anything is possible

v.s.

I'd take a good idea turned fetish fuel over born fetish fuel any day.

If fairy x girl yuri exists, then dog x ara should be just fine.

maybe put the dog inside the loli
like lewd matryoshka doll

Friend codes will probably go away. Region locking won't. Neither will all the bullshit that NoA pulls that makes you want region-free. At this point I'm convinced that Nintendo Japan wouldn't give a fuck about region-free, but NoA insists on the lock to shield themselves.

yes please …

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This meme stopped being funny a while ago.

inb4 newfags fall for this once again

Sorry

Dude they keep talking about BGE2 on a monthly basis, last rumour (the one where they're supposedly working on a 1minute long teaser that maybe shown in the switch direct) is from december

I'm not talking about BGE2, I'm talking about that specific rumor.

Holy fuuuug im so excited for tonight, this is the most hopeful ive felt about video games in a while.

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Sounds like a compromise.

Well shit son, I don't know what to tell you. I feel it too.

I don't want to waste $400 dollars on a device that will hold hostage specific vidya, I want it all on my pc. wtf is up with nintendo? wtf is up with user wanting to buy expensive "only 2 games in it's live time" bricks?

THAS RITE

I'll miss the live event, but I'll be here tomorrow to laugh at your crushing disappointment.

You want these grapes, dont you?

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Man fuck, imagine if theres a launch F Zero game? Im not so hopeful that I dare to believe but Id probably shitvmy pants in excitement.a

The Switch is based on the Nvidia Shield tablet series. It's possible we get a Switch hack based off knowledge of those tablets. That way you'd have a neat emulation station that doesn't have the Vita's limitation of shit memory cards or the 3DS's limitation of a 240p screen.
Or you could just get an Nvidia shield.

I'd rather it stay dead.

fuck nintendo forcing people to buy into weird gimmicks nobody asked for just to play the next zelda

They have been giving their young people a lot more control over the company
What if this is legitimately a new age of Nintendo?

Millenials are probably the very people responsible for all of NoA's bullshit censorship

I thought it was the doddering oldfolk

Wew

Doddering oldfolk were responsible for violence censorship and only a little bit of sexual censorship. Do you really think it's a coincidence that Nintendo started hitting heavy on the censorship at the same time that memes were starting to be put into every NoA localization? Millenials are the cancer killing vidya, these days all the old guys do is make dumb business decisions.

It's a newfags in Nintendo saying people want less sexual/violent content, then the older workers assume that must be right, and remember when they were growing up and video games were considered too violent, so they greenlight it.

woa now, aren't you edgy?

Triggered :^')?

Nice trips.
But the dog is more original and I hate the weeb-tans.
You put tits on anything and autists here will defend it, look at Overwatch and Nu-Com 2

dog > weeb
this is not and opinion it is a fact

You sure sound like it.

Couldn't we just have it all. Like the ara is our wife who we leave home, we play with the loli when we go outside and the dog is our pet, pretty sure we can work this out

but if you cant fuck all three what's the point

Yeah, if you want to draw all that shit.

Is this what autistic screeching sounds like?

Agreed
Long live the dog, the only thing of quality to be produced by this cluster fuck.

I know, right?

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Who says you can't fuck all three?

good point i suppose

It's not exclusively one or the other, it's a collaborative effort. One can't make it happen without the other. The old guys want to maximize market appeal and thus revenue, the younger staff want to "culturalize" content they deem barbaric while padding their invoice to make more money. The goals are different, but they go hand in hand. If you want to point a finger at one single thing wrong with Nintendo, or AAA publishing in general, it's that it's too large and money flows too freely, which enables things like this.

If this doesn't also function as a toaster, have 4k 144hz nintendo is doomed for the generation.

Pets are for cucking, not fucking.

You do realize console-tans were inspired by OS-Tans and other gijinka characters?

POSTAN BEST SWITCH TAN

Yes faggot, I was around before those were even conceived in the minds of artists.
I didn't like them and I don't like them now, just weeb pandering.

She is perfect

I agree

It is though.

Unless you fuck your pet your pet is cucking you.

???

The dog and loli piloting an ara mech are much better.

Have you considered suicide? It may cure that shit taste of yours.

I pass

I like the battery indicators. I assume the robot legs are supposed to represent the dock, but does that mean the switch is hobbled without it's dock? Even though it would still be more powerful than the 3DS, which has legs? Might need more emphasis on that.
We need simple comics showing off the tans, like we had for PS4/X1/WiiU. That would allow people to give them more personality than "little girl piloting a milfmech", or "Wonky Wanky Woofer"

>Japan will then livestream their hands-on events on Saturday ( youtube.com/watch?v=D4YrHReUh50 ) and Sunday ( youtube.com/watch?v=ufp4Dr7rNPU )

Better than the retarded dog or the girl-inside-woman. Detachable limbs and organic core have lewd potential. Seems like a winner.

You'll get the dog and you will like it.
Not my fault you weren't in the thread that started all this where the furfaggot posted his comedy gold.

The only decent tans were PC and Xbone.

Better than the furfag dog.

You don't know the meaning.

the dog is not furfaggotry you weebnigger

Whatever you need to tell yourself dog fucker.

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dog is shit

you're shit

loli

No

At least he's not dog shit ;^)

can the dog even switch

You realize that the dog is fucking her in the original picture right?

No, but it can flop
just like the console itself

Source

Since when were furfags allowed in this place? Whats up with all these furfag enablers?

Being unique doesn't make something good. The dog is shit, no matter how much porn is made to try to force it.

Try again.

The furfag who created the pics gave people here a good laugh.
Nothing to do with furfaggotry

delete this picture
it was made by a commie

user pls your furry deviantart OC is lame

Can't wait for the reveal, the salt will be glorious then.

doesn't matter

I don't have it on hand, because I'm mobile posting but if you're willing to wait for about 6 hours I'll post it when I get home.

the dog in pic 1 is actually good, unlike that shitty furry

All he did was draw porn

Why not give the dog to the loli.

see

loli

That devolved into porn

no

But I liked the loli-Ara design
Its one of the good creative concepts
It would be way better than "anime girl number 8098"

But that ends with Holla Forums-tan getting a handjob doesn't it?

Yes.

Post the full version

but this one has cybernetic limbs

Ara loli makes little sense in comparison, it's just a loli pretending to be an ara with a generic big tits robot shell.

And the Switch is a handheld pretending to be a console.

And the dog is?…

no lewd potential if you aren't a pedophile furfag

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nigger get out

That dog is a hot one
like seven inches from the midday sun

So what?
You faggots have never masturbated to Supe, Keso or John K.Petas work, have you?

Are you really this slow?

Doubleposting, but here's a basic template if any drawfag wants to put effort into a sketch. Just pick the ones that sound interesting or relevant. I'm wasting my life writing a canon for a fucking game console, this had better be worth it

Switch-tan is a bit shorter than her friends, but don't let her small size fool you. She is much more energetic than her handheld cousins, but tends to push herself too far and tire out quicker.
Switch-tan may live with PS4-tan and X1-tan, and her [insert relation here] WiiU-tan, but she prefers the company of her handheld friends.
Switch-tan borrows a lot of habits from her handheld friends. She prefers cartridges, because she's always on the move and doesn't want to break discs.

Switch-tan tires out quicker, but requires less rest than her friends. You'll only ever find her excitedly running around or asleep.
Switch-tan has a voracious appetite. She eats faster than even X1-tan The first model X1 draws more power than the PS4 or Wii U, and immediately goes back to playing. WiiU-tan considers this very bad manners, but the others don't seem to care.

Switch-tan may not have a stylus like her friends, but she keeps a stick with her anyway. She uses it to lean on when she's bored.

Switch-tan(loli) can't handle heavy workloads on her own. To make up for this, she uses a robot gifted to her by WiiU-tan.
Arabot herself isn't powerful. She has lots of internal cooling, allowing Switch-tan to overwork herself for long periods without burning out.
Switch-tan leads a double life. She uses Arabot when around her more powerful friends to fit in, but prefers to hang out with her handheld friends as herself. PS4-tan and X1-tan don't know what she actually looks like.

Switch-tan has mechanical, detachable limbs. They run off their own batteries, and still function when not connected to Switch-tan. She uses this to play pranks.

The dog could do with a bit more development. Maybe a kennel as an equivalent to the dock, but I don't know how that would work.

>>>/nofap/

Where did I say that was a bad thing?

It's still porn. I don't really give a shit.

Kill yourself
Give her Metal Gear Rising leg designs or fuck off

Nah

Sonyggers are in denial

Gay.

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better than furfag dog

Awful

Surely you must be lost Nitentoddler scum
>>>/cuckchan/

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Exactly, only degenerates defend that dog since every piece of furfag artwork is for purely masturbatory purposes

well, at least this one is an actual fucking tan

Stop pretending, dumbass.

Literally who?

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end my life

It's a good thing he died actually. He has been holding back the company for years, forcing gimmicky shit and stuff like what you mentioned.

Mark allowed this to happen

Who cares, modern Nintendo is garbage.

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The only macho thing in gaming is owning a PC, anything else is for pussies, that's why only PC is male.

What if Switch were a shota?

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I wonder when will the banhammers start to be delivered.
Before or after he buys one

Better be a trap too or just stick with the loli/dog.

After he buys it then is filled with regret, like always.

Whats up with his pin-shaped head?

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I want to kill this fucking dog

I was going to say that having PC be the only male makes sense, because it differentiates PC gaming from consoles. Then I saw your numbers.
I'd still keep PC-tans male and console-tans female. It represents how well PCs and consoles complement each other, despite their differences. Also we need male tans for the C64, Amiga and Speccy, and other such computers.

That's some pretty strong projection you've got going on there.

Just admit you want to fuck dogs already user. No need to be so embarrassed, we're on an anonymous imageboard.

Bless her retarded face. The salt she keep delivering is delicious.

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Fixed.

I can't believe how effective the dogs drawings were

You're using that term incorrectly, my friend.
You see, it's usually used when somebody is upset over losing a match in something, either sports or vidya.

They're good stuff.

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Is this the real kekitopu?

Furries are usually zoomorphic people, so being an actual dog is pretty much as non-furry you can depict a sentient animal machine thing.

Dieeeeee

Ye, dont tell anyone I'm here
I'm supossed to be working

Noice oc

mate

What's wrong user?:^)

Well yes, that's why it's right. As soon as she lays her droopy eyes on something lovely streams of delicious salt streams forth from all the people crying because their tan didn't win.

we need a drawfag to draw cyborg switch beating the dog to death using her detached arm as a club.

If I was better at making 3d models I would totally put your version of switch dog over Pikachu in Smash 4. I kinda owe you for drawing Carmen.

The Nintentoddler salt is glorious, thank you.

prove its really you

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Fuckoff Marche

I drank the fuck out of my mom's milk well into kindergarten at minimum, but I never liked the taste of cow milk no matter how many times I tried it.
So either I'm weird, you're weird, or my mother had some seriously top quality breast milk.

nice calarts shit

How? I'm at work nogga

Shit, the edge in this thread.

This

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fine here's a picture to suit your superior taste in artsyles

That actually is superior though. i don't know if you're trying to make a point or not.

Post the Sindoll one or fuckoff Marche
Better yet, post Sindoll and fuckoff anyway

Hi Marche, shitting another thread?

Why can't furries draw fur? You'd think that would be the one thing they were good at.

Any leaks?

Why do furries want to fuck furry creatures? Wet fur is gross

Nintendo will NEVER, and mean NEVER, will do that shit.

because she is NOT A FUR

It's furry.

DON'T SHOOT!

prove it egghead

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Hori's accessory lineup was leaked. Stuff like a stand, screen protector and so on. There was also a USB Ethernet adapter, but the pic looked different to Nintendo's one.
Aside from that it's just people making very safe guesses and calling them leaks.

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Reminder that if Golden Sun 4 isn't announced before E3 Dark Dawn will have gone longer without a sequel being announced than The Lost Age did.

Dry fur is pure bliss though.

…wat? Are you making a pun?

It has fur. The nose is from an animal, as are the ears. You're just a closet furry and don't want to admit it.

you still have not provided any evidence that she is furry

No, it's smelly and filled with bugs

You're a faggot for having shit taste, but come on.

Well, this is technically right. She looks like a space smurf with brown skin.

somene dump all the switchtan pictures that arent the dog in one post so I can save them more easily

hello this is dog

Can't believe no one did this before me.

I'm going to think of this now every time I see that dog. I love it.

For shame.

but dogs don't talk

No you are not

DLC I'd pay for that never came to be

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The more I see vaginas, the more disgusted I am with them. Are my wizard powers starting to manifest?

inb4 switchdog dump

wait, is he here?

OS and console tans should remain as humans at least or look like humans, not furfag bait that theses dogfucker apologists are trying to push through as a meme.

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Give me the vidya.

No, but your fag powers are.

You need to get in right now

What is so special about Custom Robo anyway, it was just another arena brawler unless my memory is terrible

Fuck it, I'm staying up.

I've put a pot on the stove and I'm going to the store to get some stuff for this friday ni morning shitfest. It had better be fucking worth it.

You never played Custom Robo didn't ya

Oh I played it but it was a long time ago.

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Well then play it again, shit's fun as fuck.

HOPE

Persona 5, instant buy if the POS has it.

Draw something later.

Nah I figured out how to do it
Check my tumblr

Aand that's probably for the best. Let it retire while it still has some dignity and cute girls left

For what purpose?

I will. My memory of the game has kind of faded for some reason. Almost never happens to me.

Oh boy, that would be even more likely to get censored.
Then again, I suppose Nintendo consoles are only worth getting imported anyway.

that looks like it was dog

Cause I enjoyed Golden on the Vita and portable is the only way I can play games nowadays.

Found a leaked screenshot, get hyped!

Delete this

Hybrid consoles will be the future of Nintendo's consoles, get used to it now. Because 7 years after the Switch launches, they'll release a Switch 2 that's a 1440p tablet that outputs in 4k when docked.

Did you ever feel any guilt when you crossed over?

Dubs of truth confirm.

Skyrim isn't going to be on the Switch.

real quality there

WAIT WAS THAT SFII

WAIT A MINUTE WAS THAT BOMBERMAN?

You shitting me? They said it themselves.

It's never okay no matter who does it.

FZEROO

Yeah, it was.

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They didn't specify shit about it, quit sperging.

and yet the Wii U didn't do it and flopped and remained a flop the entire duration of the console.
This is the future you chose.

thats fast racing neo

LAZY FUCKS

Thank god finally.

Some one post that title list.

Just remembered this was happening myself.

- New 3D Mario (of course)
- Splatoon 2
- Xenoblade Chronicles 2
- New SMT
- FE Warriors
- No More Heroes
- robots

WHERE THE LAUNCH TITLES AT?

THAT'S IT?

Oh my fucking god.

Overall it sounds okay but the paid online is going to suck ass.

MARIO KART 8 HAS BATTLE MODE NOW

PLEASE BUY THE THING WE REMOVED

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Fuck off Cody

What the fuck

Let's see how many more we can get.

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no smash port

YES PLEASE BUY THE MODE THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE ORIGINAL GAME

My brother just did this too, pretty sure it's fast racing neo

Wrist Straps. They ain't going on my wrists…

Has Retro died? How long has it been since we heard of them?

You really don't know where you are, do you?

Thanks user!

WHERE IS THE BLUE AND RED SWITCH DOGGO

Oh fuck show's over

Now waiting for the Switch dog with those colors

Looks like I can't use it even if I did want it.

Nice screenshot.

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE CONFIRM THIS SHIT FOR ME RIGHT NOW!

ARE YOU LITERALLY

REALLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

TELLING ME THAT

THE NINTENDO SWITCH HAS PAID ONLINE!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????

ARE YOU REALLY JOKING ME!?!?!?!?!??!??

REALLY!?!?!?!?!?!

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WOOOO HDMI CABLE

Paid Online

At least they aren't charging extra for the colored JoyCon (tm)

NOA

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Ddo you seriously not expect consoletards to go full retard on a nintendo thread?

Nice.

It does.

Nobody knows for sure yet, redditfag trying way too hard to fit in.

CAN SOMEONE WITH FACTS CONFIRM THIS?

GOING TO
NINTENDO

that's it. if you can confirm nintendo switch paid online, we now know it that CONSOLES ARE OFFICIALLY DEAD.

IF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE MUST BOYCOTT ALL CONSOLES. as all consoles are now officially fucking dead.

I hate microsoft.
I hate sony.
and now, confirm please, paid online?
is it true?
if so, I HATE NINTENDO FOR BETRAYING THE LAST OF US.

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I saw F-Zero in there. I actually thought they were going to announce Dindufield since that guy on stage works for dice. Why did they trick us with that stupid gimmick game instead of RDR 2? Why was nuDoom not announced alongside Skyrim? Do they actually have Western 3rd party support?

HERRO EUROPE

Calm your autism.

Yes it does. All consoles are dead

I'D RIKE TO THANK YOU

this leverl of engrish

Don't forget those radical wrist straps!

THIS IS WHO NINTENDO OF EUROPE HAS? HE'S LIKE WW2 ANTI-JAPAN PROPAGANDA

Yeah, but does it have Crackdown 3, uh… Sea of Thieves, and a Zombie game?

I'll suck your dick if you buy a Scorpio

Yep.

GOOD MORNING EBERYBODY IN YOROPPA

PANTS ON EVENTS TO PLAY NINTENDO SHIT

WHERES REGGIE?

Amiibo and Paid online makes Nintendo no different then the rest now, makes me sad to be honest.

herro

why is a chink the president of NOE?

NoA has fans?

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its fast racing neo niggas
its like you niggas never played the games

L O N DO N
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D
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Checked.

hopefully dead

6'0" vs 5'9"

Wait till NOE shuts up.

Confirmed

F- ZERO

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I know better than to allow a trailer to get me hyped. They'll find some way to fuck it up.

Yes it has paid online. Dead on arrival.

PAID ONLINE
300 USD
UNDER 3 HOUR BATTERY LIFE

Good morning everybody in Eurabia. Please don't let the Switch bomb.

I hope it's good.

It has paid online

REGGIEEEEEE

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When will they learn?

Not confirmed yet

FUCK YOU REGGIE

my body is ready

Now it's this fat gorilla faggot

SNAP

REGIEEEEEEEE

THE ATMOSPHERE IS CRACKLING

6 CITIES? OH BOY I BET ONE WILL BE NEAR ME IN BUMFUCK NOWHERE

god reggi is such a fuck

I'm so glad I am PAL region

it's 6'0" vs 5'11"…

REGGIE WHERES RETRO

Where the hell is Iwata at?

Yeah regie it's shit

is reggie on crack?

This expands the donk.

SERIOUSLY, BACK UP YOUR CONFIRMATION WITH FACTS, IS NINTENDO SWITCH PAID ONLINE, I WILL SERIOUSLY NEVER BUY A NEW NINTENDO CONSOLE EVER AGAIN. EVER

IT WAS CONFIRMED IN THE FIRST 10 MINUTES YOU FUCKING RETARD

I wanted to want it, I really did; however there is just nothing that can convince me to buy this piece of shit anymore. No games, high pains

Charles Manlet

Yes, it has been confirmed.

I fucking hate reggie so much.

Did you even watch the stream?

Reggie looks older

IS THERE RULE 34 OF SPRING GIRL YET?

2/10, at least you tried

"What games"

moviebob must be happy that mario is back in new york

WHAT GAMES?

Oh, user….

And just like that it's dead to me i ain't paying for online play!

Yep

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Zelda is coming up, it needs to be a launch title

resting forever

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"Players"
Oh boy
Digra bullshit

OH WOW ITS THE LEGEND OF ZELDA SKYRIM

ZELDA

Will F-Zero feature cars from Toyota and Nissan available as DLC?

Same. I hate myself for wanting this but deep down I need it.

the sound of thousands of nintendrones crying

Literally confirmed within the first few minutes.

You have a few months grace period where online is free, then they're activating paid-only.

Exactly.

IS NOT HAPPENING

MIYAMOTO-SAN

See… everyone always says Nintendo innovates while everyone else copies.

WELL THERE'S ONE INNOVATION EVERYONE HAS COPIED THAT YOU CAN THANK MS FOR!

It really hasn't been confirmed. Maybe try listening to the thing again. You would hear they said details aren't final yet.

About fucking time jesus christ

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE NEW DONK CITY

WHERE MY HAT WILL TALK AND THE FACES ARE SHITTY

OH WON'T YOU PAY FOR ONLINEEEE

He's busy.

SENILE SHIGGY

FUCK OFF BACK TO MEXICO SHIGGY

Of course it's the most antipicated.

this is actually bothering me

Fair enough, this place turns into cuckchan everytime an event like this happens.

MICROSOFT XBONE WINDOWS 10 BLACKLISTED

SONY PS4 BLACKLISTED

NINTENDO, blacklisted? OFFICIAL CONFIRM INFORMATION FACTS PENDING?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

nope

IT ISN'T OVER

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What are the chances BotW is just gonna skip the Wii U?

He's Russian you fucking racist

ebin xd
screencapped and going on reddit

Maybe they'll scrap their plans if people bitch enough.

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It is official, dumbass

BOMBERMAN FOR SMASH FOR THE SWITCH

IT'S BEEN CONFIRMED DUAL RELEASE FOR LIKE A YEAR NOW.

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Fuck me softly

Dubs of truth coming through.

ONE LAST THING

D-did the sonyggers win?

not optimistic.

THE SWITCH HAS NO GAMES

They've earned something alright

Everyone loses

Im so glad I stopped playing new vidya 2 years ago because it all looks like shit. Still makes me sad and wished I still enjoy most new games but I guess Im just not the target demographic.

I'd say they did.

see that mountain? You can climb that

DAT TEXTURE POP IN

no-one wins

Yes and your doubles and trips confirm it

Wait is that impa?

No, consumers lost. Paid online will probably come to Steam next tbh.

Sony won the nintendo switch presentation, baby

>NO MIDNA
0/10

the dog memes win

man this game is ripping off zelda

Fuck off reddit

What if Female link is confirmed?

ZELDA HAS FUCKING VOICEACTING

Did you not notice the bait flag?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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GODDAMMIT TODD YOU HAD TO SNEAK YOUR SHIT INTO ZELDA TOO

ONE MORE THING

Huh… good point. That's weird.

ZELDA WITH VOICE ACTING

IF THIS IS TRUE, FUCKING THIS!!!!!!!!!

== CONSOLES ARE FUCKING DEAD I HATE THIS SO MUCH,

THE MOMENT SOMEONE PROVIDES PROOF AND FACTS, NINTENDO IS BLACKLISTED TO ME AND I AM NOT BUYING FROM THEM ANYMORE ==

PLEASE TELL ME IT ISN'T TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck I wrote double bait in the email and then remembered you can't see it

>implying anybody who cries about reddit will know if they're being baited

THEY VOICED ZELDA HOW COULD YOU? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Videogames are dead
And Jews killed it

ZELDA IN BATH

ZELDA IN BATH

ZELDA IN BATH

You tried.

ZELDA HAS A FUCKING VOICE WHAT THE FUCK

POST YFW THE SWITCH IS NINTENDO'S REVENGE FOR HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI

anyone screencap that

Wow, they revealed more games than the ps4 library. Guess nintendo wins this one.

I WONDER WHAT'S FOR DINNER

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Why the fuck does zeldo sound like an animu

why

EA Origin already has a subscription service. Probably Uplay too. King Jew Gaben actually managed to be one of the last holdouts.

WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS

NoA is gonna fucking brutally Rape that Voice acting and translation

The nostrils on that Zelda though.

I'm pretty stoked for this Zelda

Patience, my dick.

MAH BOI

Fixed

ZELDA A LAUNCH TITLE

Finally, one launch title people wanted

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This hsit is the only launch game

They already did it for Mario Kart.

anime crying

that sucked

Zelda looks pig uggo

THE END

Zelda is a LAUNCH TITLE

bingo

At least now it's region free, and it seems like they'll have english subtitles

ITS OGRE

NOBODY WINS
FUCKS SAKES

No Metroid. My heart is as cold as stone.

you know what I mean you cunt

Honestly it would be hard to be worse than the high pitch babbling little shit NoJ just made her.

launching with zelda is the only thing that will save this thing from disaster. $300 for that system is insane. but zelda looks really good.

4/10 Pretty much expected. Too expensive for a handheld, good price for a dedicated console.
2/10 Good thing I don't play online a whole lot. Could potentially make up for it by a really low price and an actually good online, but I doubt it.
10/10 About fucking time.
3/10 Sick of this shit.
3/10 Who fucking cares? Do we really need to make the console more expensive with this shit?
3/10 As much of a VIDEO game as Bop It
6/10 Looks okay but waggle controls
4/10 Sequel to a good game. Paid online ruins it.
7/10 Looks like a good 3D mario game. Hat might be a dumb as fuck gimmick
5/10 Localization will butcher it, but no more region lock.
5/10 Same as above
5/10 Not enough seen to tell either way.
4/10 Looks like some kind of phoned in attempt so Nintendo would stop bugging Square for an exclusive.
10/10 Godd Howard, the legendary game designer, speaks the truth. Switch and video games saved!
7/10 Fuck yes. Too bad the fucking translator told us nothing.
2/10 FEEFA.
4/10 Buying it for Wii U. No need to get a Switch for this. Voice acting will probably be dubbed by Tree House employees that sound like strangled crows. Guess I'm importing this too.

FINAL GRADE
4/10 Disappointing

Arms and that 1-2-Switch thing are launch titles too, but no one was waiting for those.

surprising literally no one

This shit is over

ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA

Good thing it's not region locked then.

Remember that Nintendo of America will be localizing and culturalizing it.

ZELDA WILL NOT BE A LAUNCH TITLE

THEY WILL PUSH IT BACK

I want to die now.

This console is already a fucking commercial success whether you like it or not

Was that a naked Zelda in the water? L-lewd

IT'S OGRE

Well FUCK. Looks like I'm going to be buying one of these things after all, if only for Zelda, Mario Kart and Splatoon.

Zeldo is animu now. All is lost.

SCREENCAPS NOW REEE

ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR ZELDA IN BATH TO BE CENSORED??

I EXPECTED NOTHING AND I'M STILL FUCKING FURIOUS

They just said it was 3/3/2017.

it would be if they showed fucking pokemon

Is it not coming out for Wii U anymore?

Me too.
Goddammit, why does it have to be on the Switch? Why couldn't they finish that 3DS Bomberman that was being worked on?

Yes, we know.

Wait, so the new Zelda wont be for the wiiu?

Well i can say now the Switch is 100% dead to me thanks to all the kikery of epic proportions…

Paid online

This shit is going to live or die depending on whether it's NoA or NoE who translates Xenoblade 2.

THEY COULD'VE MADE THAT MARIO ODYSSEY GAME A WARIO GAME. AT LEAST THEN NOBODY WOULD QUESTION WHY WARIO IS IN THE REAL WORD

ZELDU IS ANIME NOW

The only thing I'm looking forward to is more high quality zelda porn

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Then at least import the fucking thing so you don't pay your local Nintendo branch anything.

Consoles not region locked who cares?

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or in Jew York

With all that teasing about the release date for Zelda I would have expected no less than launching alongside the Switch.

At least Nintendo didn't disappoint in that aspect, and at least the Switch will have one game until Mario later this year.

justy get an wiiu, son. or wait for emulation (it's kinda almost there)

Man, that wsa fun. I can't wait to see what they do to shin megami. They wouldn't fuck us over right?

There will be six months of free online to get people hooked so they have to pay the Jew afterwards.

new zelda waifus

it's dead before arrival

WHY IS ZELDA SO FAT?
I THOUGHT GANON WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE PIG
Where's the porn of Spring Girl?

Commercial success confirmed.Nintendo won.

He couldn't make it
PLEASE UNDERSTAND

Breath Of The Wild is Looking Good

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Dem sharktits and bird cloaca, right?

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Dude, you underestimate how much the normalfags will eat this shit up

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The good news is that it isn't some goddamned crossover, but who knows how it'll turn out.

WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT

You getba screencap of Zelda in the water?

shark tits

wew

SHOW ME THIS THICC ZELDA YOU SPEAK OF

They put Zelda as launch title because they knew it would fail otherwise
Fuck. Well planned Nintendo, well planned. Looks like i won't see their downfall yet.

Wind Wakerfags BTFO!

They're never going to make another Wario game

Even if Xenoblade 2 is the greatest game of all time, the Switch is still sunk because of Paid Online

You know right the Servers will not work
Nintendo has never had good online servers and it won't change now

FUCK OFF CODY

Everyone lost. Rejoice

The paid online sucks, but Xenoblade 2, SM:Odyssey, Zelda and a few of the other games honestly look pretty good.

Can't believe they actually set an early March release date either, I was half expecting them to delay the launch until April or so at least.

Price isn't too bad, but would be good if it were closer to $250.

she's in water m8 its a regular whale

Fuck me

Wait what the fuck

Zelda's face seemed off too. Disappointing.

no unfortunately but she had a robe on it seems.

is that 3rd one a literal tranny?

Can someone here explain something for me? I've never brought a single console online. All my online gaming has been on PC and naturally people host their own servers.

Now consoles are toasters so I assume you don't actually host the games yourself but run them on corporate servers, and given that this costs money doesn't free online equate to cheapest possible aids servers that providers will look to drop as soon as possible to save money, alternatively fund by becoming jews like valve?

the Zelda nude was for only a few frames.. i don't think anyone screen capped it..

I'll pleasure myself with that fish

Still, that could've easily been a Wario World 2. Wario's been in crazy shit before and its not unusual of him because he's not Mickey Mouse

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Of course the servers will be shit, this is Nintendo.

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Paid online and 2 hour battery life has sunk the thing

Yes, just like how they made the Wii U a smashing success.

Oh wait.

Persona 5 Never Ever

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What? The game is called F-Zero.

OK LET'S CELEBRATE THE SWITCH ANNOUNCEMENTS BY POSTING SOME SWITCH DOG

NUDE?

I don't care, I expect porn of that to appear

So wait, there's only 1 title available at launch and it's going on the Wii U too?

How retarded can Nintendo get?

ARMS?

people will pay it anyway

they said 2/12 to 6 hours

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I NEED PROOF THAT PAID ONLINE IS CONFIRMED BESIDES IDIOTS SAYING YES

FLOPPED
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That 1-2-Switch thing is a launch title. ARMS is a launch title too. That's it.

they fucking said it in the stream you idiot

That and some shitty party game

He said it in the stream

watch the video again you retard

they said it on the stream nigger, rewatch it

Celebrate what exactly?

There's still E3 user

SHOULD HAVE WATCHED THE STREAM NIGGER

It's your fault for being late to the party, retard.

They said "paid online services."

The only thing unsure at this point is what exactly that entails.

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where are the games, fuck this shit, I'm gonna masturbte myself

Try watching the stream next time. Or wait for every single gaming site on the plane to scream it out loud.

They said early on there would be free trial period until the fall.

dog is best tan

Free at first then they'll do paid online

( o ʖ o)

YOU SAID IT REGGIE!!!

Dude, like, no
Not in the mood.

I WANT NUDE ZELDA GODDAMN IT

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dropped

Celebrate that it's dogshit?

B-BUT!
B-BUT!

Don't do it, she's a pricey whore, she isn't even STI clean

AKA their fucking service needed to play online games like Splatoon. Just like Xbox Live. Just like PSN.

Wake up Nintencuck

Yeah, that's a pretty accurate caption.

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN

WE NEED TO START A SHITSTORM OVER THE PAID ONLINE BULLSHIT

IF THERE IS ENOUGH BACKLASH, LIKE THERE WAS OVER THE 3DS LAUNCH PRICE, THEY WILL CHANGE THEIR MINDS

OTHERWISE I'M NOT BUYING IT, YOU'RE NOT BUYING IT, NOBODY IS BUYING IT, AND THIS THING IS FUCKING DEAD AND YOU'LL NEVER PLAY A NINTENDO GAME AGAIN

youtube.com/watch?v=uuC4YLLkqME&t=36m29s

It ain't exactly naked, but ooooh boy is that lewd

So when is Sony going to confirm the PS-Swap, the totally-not-ripoff (you can tell by the giant neon lights that highlight what a faggot you are) PS4portable.

someone should draw this fucking dog getting shot in the head

only then I will celebrate

Good, they need to die tbh

kek

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inb4 censored zelda in the west

THEY DID IT. THE ABSOLUTE MAD MEN

Everyone jump over to the stickied aftermath thread.

Wheres persona 5?

FUCK ITS NOT NUDE REE DAMM YOU

spread this great meme

THIS

I DON'T CARE ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE ZELDA LOOKS CUTE AS FUCK

WATCH THE STREAM YOU FUCKING MONOGOLOID

Fine by me. This shithole of a company deserves it

And the 2 hour battery life
I mean the fucking Wii U Gamepad had better batteries than it

anyone got a webm for this yet?

Ah shit

They said 6 hours retard

No Donkey Kong, no Wario Land 5, no buy.

I WANT TO ENGAGE IN CUDDLING AND LEG LOCKING WITH THIS NEW ZELDA

ok

Then pirate the Wii U version, it's not like the Switch is even more powerful

But look at all of that weebshit with no release dates!

I don't see what you're getting at.

"Theatricality and deception, powerful agents against the uninitiated" - Nintendo CEO