I'm scared Holla Forums

"It's trending and I should make a video on it where I suck corporative cock for money!"

But are they REAL carts or just fancy flash sticks?

i jus wan gaems

The funny thing is the 3DS technology was actually around since the 60s but no one knew what to do with 3D that only works if you face it in a very specific direction,.

People make videos about what gets views and clearly what people want to watch.

The PS3 eventually won that gen, although only just.

Ofcourse it also almost killed Sony. But look were we are now? The PS4 is doing well.

As far as I'm aware the Switch cartridges will basically be thicker 3DS cartridges with vastly more storage space, which means they'll probably be flash memory with EEPROM for save-data storage. Actual implementation remains to be seen, though.

You should be, OP.
You should be.

Nintendo really isn't the worst that regard. At least, it is new hardware.

That sounds pretty retarded to have a Mario RPG revolving around a failed mascot/prototype Minion of Ubisoft's. Doesn't mean it's not true but I doubt it

Nintendo is working with Universal, on a fucking theme park, which is the PARENT company of Illumination, who CREATED the minions. Why the fuck wouldn't Nintendo choose to make Mario X Minions

ubisoft makes games that idiots buy, nintendo wants those games on their console.

Notice to all underage fags: YouTube did not yet exist when the PS2 was launched. Yes it is true the Switch generates more buzz on the internet than the OG Xbox or Dreamcast or SNES. I wonder why.

Hah, I'm surprised Nintendo hasn't shut them down.

i'm going to buy a switch just so i can beat my children with it

nintendolife.com/news/2016/12/rumour_grant_kirkhope_to_compose_music_for_mario_and_rabbids_crossover_rpg
I've got no clue, user.
I've got no clue.

People are eager to see what this thing is all about. It's always been like that with Nintendo consoles. Because Nintendo likes keeping people in the dark for as long as they can.

Holla Forums is one of the few places I go to where there isn't any large excitement for it, and that has more to do with the animosity towards Nintendo in general than anything to do with the console itself.

Knowing Ubisoft's relationship with Nintendo, this probably isn't going anywhere.

What the fuck with non-stop switch threads, my good goy friends?

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i never said i was their father

i just said that they're mine.

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See

But they're the fucking Minions. The brand name alone guarantees easy money.

It better stay that way. I hope Danny Baranowsky joins in, along with Yoko Shimomura staying. Those three would make a superstar dream team

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this is the only good thing that has come out of the switch launch

t. me, 3 years from now

It's mostly a neutral feeling honestly. How does one even get hyped for this? I don't even care that much of breath of the wild, other than the inevitable link porn we will get.

This is a videogame board and a new videogame console will be revealed in about 2 hours.

I mean just fucking look at it

Hype, rrrright.

Literally /fit/ mountain.

What if the minions are DLC?

hours?

Do you get mad or wonder why there are multiple E3 threads the day before E3?

We've known about it since Iwata called it the NX. People have been riding the hype train for years, and we only learned what it actually was recently. If Nintendo pulls it off they have a lot to gain from the Switch, but there's going to be that one group of autists who got so hyped that the thing could literally be a wonky eyed dog that sucks your dick and they'd be unsatisfied.
I just hope it doesn't get paid online.

That would be a contracting nightmare.
Unless you pay 49.99$ for them for maximum Jewry

How about this? It's very Grant-esque.

I just want it to be a modern SNES. At the very least a portable GameCube, not talking about the VC here
I just fun and multiplatform multiplayer options like Crystal Chronicles allowed me to.

>Multiple duplicate threads, it's all the hype, goy, surely anons love hype, goy, (((everyone))) does!

There was supposed to be a 6 after that 2.

That is the only reason to come to Holla Forums.
It's why Holla Forums is best during E3.

Don't try to understand the logic behind people tarding out over nonexistent shills there isn't any

Oh, my bad, thought it was on the 13th

You're either newfag/normalfag, ironic shitposter or shill, guess what I'm betting on?

Dank meme, newfriend, welcome to Holla Forums :^)

Everytime

It'll be the morning of the 13th in japan, I believe.

I think for most of us it'll be around 9:00 PM on the 12th.

Not even Jews, just Naive Nintenyearolds who love to get fucked in the ass. I wish I was like them, so optimistic, so innocent.
I assume I obtained a higher standard from playing the older titles, I do enjoy SOME newer games, but not as much as I used to when I was younger.

I forgot that every vidya thread is actually a shill thread.

Shilling on imageboards would only cost time, it isn't hard for a company to pay some tard to try and fit in and only talk about some games. I remember halfchan had that a lot, especially with pic related
I don't think Nintendo are doing that with the Switch though. Their attempts at trying to be hip with the kids are horrible, see their Twitter memes.
Claiming that any mention of a game is shilling is stupid, but that doesn't mean there are no imageboard shills.
I wish we had some sperg like the Death Cargo guy. He was hilarious

I want to play the dog

Maybe it'll be good but hyping is one thing most non-retarded anons learned not to give in to and here we have who hordes of supposedly hyped faggots.

Ironic deflecting, here, have a reward my friend.

Every time something is shilled, never again after the release week is over, non even a single thread.

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Someone post the 3D model of the dog with a big ass

Here you go friendo

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Delete ALL of this

I will delete you

Personally I don't see why Holla Forums would be a target for really any kind of non-political shill given the site's (or at least the largest two boards') at-large paranoia and the site's small userbase. Holla Forums being 2000-2500 people, 4/v/ would be a far higher priority target and probably actually still is for marketers. Maybe for more niche stuff that would get a decent boost out of 2000-2500 people but we'd be small fries to a huge company like Nintendo.

Damn really?

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Holla Forums HAS 2200 ISPs CONNECTING AT THE SAME TIME

NIGGER

bump~~~

I want a fleshlight/onahole mod so i could fuck it, then upload webms of me pulling out of it in slow motion, having the particles of cum bounce out of the tip of my dick and dribble out of the dog toy as I completely empty my seed inside it. The video will of course be used in future generations to derail threads.

very clever

Thanks for Nintendoing The Record.

2268 unique IPs posting in the last 72 hours which at most correlates to 2268 individual people. Number's probably quite a bit smaller given proxies/VPNs, Tor, etc; "Active ISPs" has that hover-over tooltip explaining that it means individual IPs.

The numbers 8 in your post # remind me of the switch dogs ass for some reason, they're so round…

REMINDER THAT SWITCH DOG IS BEST TAN
IT'S THE BEST DESIGN
IT'S THE MOST CREATIVE
IT ISN'T PEDO SHIT
LOLIFAGS BTFO

i beg* to differ.

*the joke is that dogs beg…i'm not sure if that was clear

I bet Mark will ban Switch Bitch on sight after he pre orders one

>implying he has enough of a spine to actually adhere to that ban

I'm sure the PS4 was far more hyped compared to the Switch.

Dead on arrival
rumors are could be 400 dollars shortage supply(nintendo artificial supply and demand crap all over again most likely)
most of its launch line up is Wii u titles with new switch price tag.
Knowing Jewtendo these have a high probability of actually being true

Who is hyped about this shit? We already know the basic facts, and by that alone it's a clear failure.

Capping that to post later when it sells 10 billion consoles day one

Knock yourself out shill. :^)

This. The ps2 will be a shit console. Let's go over the facts

is this nintendo's master plan?

wew

Wait, what? I've been out of the loop a while. What the fuck is happening?

They're going to announce their terribly under-spec'd shit console for 300 dollars