Webm Thread: Relax Edition

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I cant stop laughing at that second one. Glorious.

something about going fast is universally funny

Next time lower the res so it looks like less of a jpeg compressed artifacted clusterfuck you fuckle.

I like him.

I didn't make it you fucking faggot

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Its more than just fast, its those retarded fucking turns and spins. Holy shit everyone would die.

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If you are going to post more I'd suggest vice city and a broad in Asia. Those are good.

I am here for one thing and ONE THING ONLY!
ATHF user? Please do your thing.

gotcha fam a lam

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does anyone have that webm of someone playing kerbal space program but taking it really seriously. he and his friends are all on mic and they do the count down and the check list. each flight directer checks in, like: "surgy, go. power, go. oms, go." etc?

Honestly, if your goal is to kill people you only need one or two of those 180's to clear basically everyone out.

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wuz kangs and shit nigggaaaaaaa

here you go faggots.

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That's extremely untrue it hurts. They should be all niggers dune coons.

t. britbong

So close, yet so far away.

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Has someone managed to turn this into a Webm yet?

sauce for the first webm

kancolle

Yeah, I lost my planet coaster videos of the retarded gained by coasters. Funny as fuck to make.

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also where is the porn of tails's girlfriend?

fuck you for making me click on total biscuit

should've specified that it was the song that interests me but at least now I know where all this ship girl porn is based off of

Fuck off and kill yourself, faggot.

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Please tell me the star destroyer was EMPd or disabled or something.

I can't tell if this guy is speaking some form of ebonics or just a white 'tard.

songs called ア・フォークダンス・オーケストラ マイムマイム
if you want to try to find a song be my guest a lot of the stuff is from nico video

I don't remember exactly how, but yeah, the one that they were ramming into was disabled.

One of the parts of that movie I thought was kinda clever.

Star Wars was a mistake.

EMPs don't suspend inertia, or the fact that the smaller ship is immune to the forces it is exerting.

SOON

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but if the ship is disabled and has no way of pushing back it's gonna be far easier to push.

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You're still talking about an objective a good hundred times smaller than the larger ship, it would have to generate way too much power to be able to tip it THAT quickly

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Here's a superior version.

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Well this IS star wars, they could have some bullshit amounts of force to push it. I don't know it's sci-fi.

Shame that game is a trojan.

Honestly it's more likely it was just done to look cool because normalfags eat that shit up, it don't gotta make no sense

Why is Nor.mie censored to Normalfag?

Nice meme. Proof? I'll wait. I assume it'll be in the zip file with all the holocaust evidence?

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because chicken tendies went viral and now normalfagS REEEEEEEE is reddit turf for arbitrary reasons. Like how the troll face and rage comics were essentially taken.

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What a fucking badass

So are we just trying to win a war of attrition against all the reddit cancer leaking in lately or what? Because implementing random filters for "they're doing it now so it's not cool" is a pretty childish reason otherwise.

WHAT IS THIS AND HOW CAN I PLAY IT

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That second webm is bretty good.

You don't come here often do you?

The Game

Join ShackTac

What game is "The game"
I'm really wanting to play this is looks really fun.

ARMA

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And the mod is Shacktac? or..

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Shacktac is the group that created the mission. They haven't released it to the public. Someone's probably made a clone though.

or you can use your brain and put some time into finding out for yourself if you're so godamn interested in finding out

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muh nigger, got a webm of underwater cities?

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just 4u my dude

the eurobeat calls, and we answer

I guess they finally fixed under the map glitch but you can still do stupid shit like this,.

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Holy shit

Thx friend

why live in a 3dpd world anons…

glad you can still get the coaster builder to glitch out and do retarded shit.

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kek

well shit.

and why can't I spell, I meant >gets trips

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Jesus fucking christ this whole thing just screams sad lonely beta.

I wonder how many faggots, on this board or otherwise, think they're doing that MGTOW shit when really they're just hopelessly undesirable and unwanted.

I want to buy this shit so bad. Too bad it has Dejewvo.

I actually felt bad for Carl.

Is 2B video games?

Mindless worshiper of the pussy spotted.

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No but we don't mind.

Yes they disabled the ships engine.

With retarded physics like this, can Star Wars even be called Sci-Fi?

I'm not that, but I know that I won't get one because where I live. Usually the main thing to look for is similar views and stuff and I don't really share that with a lot of people. I know girls do want me as I've gotten attention before, but they never like the same things and I just felt myself pretending. For the girls I would want, they either taken or don't live in my area. When I go to parties, the music is crap, the people are drunk and I just think to myself "I just want to go home." I wasted my chances at a young age due to mother telling me to stay away from the dangers of love, not telling me she meant sex and not romance. To ignore the problem with modern women is bad, but at the same time to believe their isn't a single good one is crazy. The worst thing to see is a girl I like go to the crazy (liberal or regular) side and knowing I don't have the social skills to bring her back to sensibility. For the ugly anons I can't understand the feel, but hopefully we either find the one for us, or get to see the thing that caused this crash down.

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Nigga the story is about space wizards.

So what you're saying is that your mother fucked up your relationships with women from an early age by telling you some stupid bullshit.

ok then.

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So what's the max filesize limit for webms?

12mbs currently.

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Why does Keanu keep picking these rolls where he plays some really awkwardly creepy middle aged guy?

He's a badass IRL, John Wick is the last good movie he was in and before that probably the Matrix.

wew lad.

Who is this faggot who makes a trillion small garbage tier webms from random pieces of movies?

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What's the funny in the second one?

I used to like Mark Hamil.
Now I hope he gets a fucking heart attack.

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Yep, and my sister makes me overly cautious of introverted women due to her emotional drama, beliefs based on feelings, and overall controlling nature. My friend was also unlucky since his introvert girlfriend decided to "be a man". You got a girlfriend?

These are typical and totally in character for their respective characters to say but why were they funny?

Damn thats an impressive play

Refn was like "yo keanu you're in well shot mildly-neon themed films these days and john wick 2 is still in pre-production, want a sick cameo role" and keanu was like "yeah". I mean, it's a good role. He doesn't need to be an OG 24/7

smh tbh fampai-san

Oh come on, it's pretty funny.

Its strange we don't see (or rather hear) more Numbers' Stations in video games. It would make an interesting mechanic to decipher them and would also create a great atmosphere. In fact, I can't recall any video games that reference Numbers Stations

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That video will never not be funny.

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tails' little girlfriend a cute.

from the thumbnail i thought that was stephanie

The man fucked a tranny, he may be cool but he's lost his fucking mind. Of course he'd play a pervert.

Its funny.
I just don't like the intentions behind it. Yes its funny, I like it, but I know he's a liberal shit and the same people who he made this shit for are the fags who are saying "wow, he really is like the joker LOL".

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Star Wars is dead.

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still pretty bullshit but i guess that works out better. that would be pretty bullshit if that tiny piece of shit pushed the star destroyer .
of course I couldn't finish the movie cause I got bored half way in and fell asleep.

fuck.

No survivors

so is that ballerina music at 1:40 professor oak's theme?

Fallout NV and lone wolf radio

I actually kinda love this scene.

I mean the ship is in orbit of the planet, and since its EMP'd I'm assuming It isn't able to keep itself suspended as well. So the hammerhead is really just doing half the work.

Its called tactics and adaptation. And Star Wars is still, technically, sci-fi

Its actually supposed to be a new model since KotOR is still in the gray areas of cannon

I've been too busy for that as of late.
The hours I work and the hours I have for anything I can/want to do for myself are imbalanced.
To shave away even more of that time on building and trying to maintain a relationship right now is just a task that seems really fucking tiring.

Of course, I realize that is unhealthy and so i'm taking steps to remove that roadblock.

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Well it's… certainly aesthetically pleasing.

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You think someone spending the time to do that would make sure the details are right.

based nova scotia

Well, you aren't either.

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Didn't realize you made it user. Don't know why you say I'm not white, as it has nothing to do with the panties except for the color which we both share.

well that was atrocious, but at least you posted porn of the bee slut so all is forgiven.

I was in that thread. I remember that post. What the fuck was that guy's problem?

Denuvo is a pricey subscription fee for the studio so wait long enough and eventually the protection isn't worth the price they pay as sales drop. Fdev should then eventually drop it. Same happened with doom recently.

Fucking hate that my old webmForRetards converter cuts down webm length as its alternative to keeping quality. The video is six minutes long with a target for twelve mbs and it cuts off about two minutes.

It was dropped because it got cracked, rendering it useless. They don't get refunded for the licensing fee to use Denuvo though.

What gaym?

Can we have a non-shit tier webm of that shit? it's unreadable and the moonman voice is hard to understand.
Have another thread-in-a-video

what is this from?

Well…I would say its a plant of sorts. A recruiting tactic to get young men interested in anything is to show them a pretty girl is there too.

Then again, I can't discount just pure vanity. her eyes are the only thing that can be seen when she's in that full gear so it makes sense she would jazz them up if she were looking to get attention.

that seems pretty reasonable, I highly doubt they randomly chose a cute female soldier wearing make up to interview.

I understood it perfectly. Is English not your first language?

I'd call it my 4th language

Please respond.

bestgore.com/suicide/young-girl-livestream-suicide-hanging-liveme-app/
After about 35 minutes her mom starts calling out for her and calling her phone

Battletoads

wow

So that's what Hotwheels has been up to these days

I didn't know I wanted this.

Haha, epic Holla Forumsro! Simply epic! xDDDDDDD

not webm but too tired to convert it.

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was expecting a moving castle stomping the scene.

vent harassment vids need to make a serious comeback

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shit only worked as intended back when the people where unsuspecting of it and ignorant of things like soundboards existing , these days even the layman would know how to deal with it pre-emptively or at least mute it fast enough when it happens

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Hey this guy is pretty interesting! I wonder where he is go-

Yeah i'm sure that's a "soldier" alright.

i'm fucking dying

He also never explains how his idea works in practice.
It doesn't.

it's not uncommon

the game doesn't look all that bad, for what I expected
how's the combat?

Elite Dangerous

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The maximum inertial forces being exerted on the car at any one time are about 20 Gs.

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nice taste user, here have an ASB I haven't posted yet

Thanks.

Always liked Adult Swim Bumps. Instrumentals to me are too perfect.

I hear you man that's why I started posting them on here.

Godsend, I must say.

thank you man, well i'm off, later user.

Night bro

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she would get all natural insemination if it was me

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2 nukes was not enough.

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/r/ing that one webm where the chick puts peanut butter on her legs.

i actually laughed. is this show not bad?

also, checked checked checked checked

I take it as you haven't seen the Chris Chan episode.

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Arcanum. Speech of first necromancer.

Slash

Dick=diamonds.

Ryosuke drifting in.

Black Ops 1 was centred around decypering a numbers station. Too bad it's CoD

O/

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Deus Ex webms?

boy do I love options menu music

oh yes

Requesting the webm of the chink saying he "doesn't want to be a nigger anymore" while pouring flour on himself.

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Oh God.

God DAMN

it's always been that way.

I'm pretty sure that's some other guy who does a great impersonation of Hamil's Joker. And Hamil did criticize Ep VII for all the right reasons from an insider standpoint, so there's that.

So what the hell is that song called, anyway?

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No wonder the empire failed

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10/10

Personally, I just enjoy pointing out the shitty things about women out of perversity. The entire species is designed to do one thing, and that's protect the babycarriers/valuable gametes, so when you point that a lot of women are bland and dumb, or make fun of them, everybody just loses their shit, because you're acting in a way that's completely contrary to nature.

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well that's surpricing

is this ant-man in space?

How?

Check out this racist piece of shit.

no real consent
now try to prove that the girl who changed her sober mind halfway through sex and now claiming rape DID give her consent

Just a quick google but as long as someone is Drunk but can clearly say let's fuck I don't see an issue.
Unless they literally cannot consent it should be fine.

2lewd

Nigger, written law is one thing.
A single professor's opinion on what is considered legal in MANY (not all) places is another.
AND REALITY OF COURT SIDING WITH THE "RAPE VICTIM" IS IN A DIFFERENT DIMENSION ENTIRELY!
nothing gets a woman wetter than a man who keeps asking for permission

get what you deserve, shitlord.

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Times have change m8. No longer can you get a girl drunk and fuck her, then she laughs it off the next day. Empowering women was a mistake.

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mp4 is superior

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You’ll never get (((Google))) shills to admit that.

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Not a webm but here you go

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Do you not know her name? I thought she was pretty well known.

I like Sky but for fuck sake "SYSTEMIC PEOPLE OF COLOR HURTIN :("

I don't want to get married.
This for some reason pisses people off.

For me I just really find women boring and after fuggin a lot in Highschool I found that Vidya was more fun than stanky fish holes

I wish the animation was as good as the dialogue.

i guess "the force" was with them

Sucks that no one else will hire him now because is voice is iconic and tied to Adam Jensen.

I don't. What's the name user? WHAT'S THE FUCKING NAME?!

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Sorry boys

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that's why Trump got elected

You act as if something of significance has just happened.

>>>Holla Forums
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/out/

somebody forgot to tell him that the moral highground is the victor's priviledge , losers have no moral highground

well, If you want the good stuff, there's /monster/
if you like want to go down the bad end, there's /furry/

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That webm is just creepy. It's like watching overly polite children make out.

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that fucking song reminds me why i miss slim shady
you could rap about all those things and people would love you because you pissed off the feminists and such in those times

SFM is supposed to be funny… r-right?

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Never could fund sauce to this.

Yes, I'm being that guy

Anyone into the whole arthropod girl thing, there's a web novel called The Vespidian out there where the MC gets turned into a wasp monster. It has everything you could want. MC is red pilled so she hates libtards and communists, there are cat people she fucks because she gets a ovipositor, and she gets a mech suit at one point to fuck people up in.

A fun time overall.

here you go user

what

Oh yeah. MC is quite insane. The transformation fucked with her head just as much as it did her body.

I need to know right now if this is some shitty worm fanfiction.

QUADRODUBS

Never heard of Worm. What is it? Does it have a wasp monster girl?

Got more?

Be nice to new-fags

At least he's trying

Nope.

No, but it does have a giant fifteen foot ayy with random wings, among a bunch of other shit.

Also
I cannot even begin to ask why

Just from a brief look through Worm, it looks like Vespidian might be inspired by it a bit? But it can stand on its own. Since it hasn't been put on a Worm fanfiction list at all, I don't think it's fanfiction. Also, holy shit this web serial has a lot of fanfiction. docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1q8_ccrRnoiSWhXeGS3Llr8tcj41jauHpTkrG-ez1aHg/edit?pli=1#gid=0

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Ah, I see…

Now that Trump actually one, you guys have switched to hating him.

Good job.

those are pasties

nigga we just havin some fun

I know I'm questioning a fetish here, but still.

Still better than Hillary, but not infallible. Only a fool blindly follows like a sheep and makes excuses for those with power over them.

Learned that lesson the hard way with Obummer.

It's not directly fanfiction, but having read through Worm there's definitely overlap in concepts, enough to be possibly inspired by, since your recommendation came well after the end of Worm. Worm is a piece of online literature that is extremely well known in several small sites and virtually unknown elsewhere, and is an autistic masterpiece of power levels and morality, but since it is both completely OC without any references to pop culture and written there is absolutely no way you could get Holla Forums to notice it.

it also makes her necklace more than triple in size

So it was A-OK to brush aside these faults before the election, but now its after so its time to shit on him.

I didn't even for for him btw

Focusing on the faults would have played into the hands of Hitlery and her ilk. Lesser of two evils was Trump. Now that things are set in motion, we need to be critical of everything. Every promise and every mistake.

Just to clarify, I'm not the guy that posted this I just wanted to throw in my 2 cents.

I could suck your dick you big boy

NO PICTURES

What kind of overlap do you see? The basic power structure in Vespidian is the Hero association thing in the middle of the city, then there's the threat of a government boogeyman that could sweep in and take over if HA don't keep things under control. There's the threat of Russia, the threat of street gangs, the quarantined part of the city with animal people, and the normalfags that just try to live their lives without all this bothering them too much. Having not read Worm, the only concepts I see so far that is shared is bugs, super heroes, and the idea that nothing is ever black and white.

By the way, one of the street gangs, biker pyrokinetics that get a power boost when they are high on cocaine. It's hilarious when their leader gets in a fight with MC.

Hey look, I found a salty cuckchanner. Can webm cuckchanners entire segment if asked.

The best pictures are the ones in your head, mate.

Kill me now

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I just hope they don't come here

I'm seeing less overlap as I go on. The morality is what really gets me, Worm has a very pervasive grey way of looking at things and starting to read Vespidian reminds me of that. The farther I read though the less inspiration I see from other works and more of those worldbuilding pages on deviantart and certain fetish sites where it's a hodgepodge of random ideas taken from interests mashed together into a story. I'm almost certain though that the bikers being powered up by drugs is from something else.

At least it's not Twisted! The exclamation mark is part of the title, I didn't add that.

what the hell are you on about you gigantic faggot?

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I was bored on twitter this evening

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Seconded.

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Is she right?

COME ON

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This is like a parody

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Dafuq, is that a real translation?

don't do that

yes, its a parody OVA

>>>/reddit/

Well, I will have to take a look at that. I still can't believe Dengeki Bunko had not received a PC release. She was fun to play.

Is this a "damnum injuria datum" thing? Words hurt now?

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Well, you WERE triggered, but fuck it. I am more curious about the story behind the rocket man in your webms.
He looks… Special.

No, I wasn't
He's schizophrenic, but also a genius. Go to >>>/templeos/ and lurk moar