Japanese Life Simulators for PC

I've got nothing

Just go to Japan OP.

and jump in front of a train on the JR line

Based frank, kek.

I'd even settle for harvest moon if I got a straw hat, but I've played it so many times…

I figured, I guess that fucking yansim trash is the closest we'll get

Why even live?

I would if I could afford it.

You could try Akiba's Trip: Undead & Undressed. You can wander around Akihabara and rip people's clothes off; just like real life!

I'd highly recommend it :^).

Why can't you afford it? You're not a NEET are you?!

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Not anymore
Hes unfunny as hell right now

Oh yeah, forgot about that
Try it out OP, its pretty comfy

Too animeish…

Also it's $1000 for a ticket

but that's an Indian life simulator, not Japanese

Those are not true japanese life simulators user.

You can't live Japanese.

CUCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE
DESTINATION: NO BREEDING
JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CAUGHT MY WIFE CHEATING

Yohjo Simulator
Mitsurugi Kamui Hikae
Jigoku Kitsetsukan

Papers please, plus a bonus round. And if you so much as leave on time you're fired then you commit suicide. You have to contest blackouts, and hardcore mode is a QTE to wake up and then you have to politely walk to the train as fast as politefully possible and if you make it on time you're fired. For 8 hours your work is entirely meaningless but you have to pretend perfectly in real time, then the real work comes around in the mandatory bonus round. You go home and you get a sequence of your wife cucking you as you're forced to bear with it and sleep for work like the good slave you are with an ever increasing series of comical suitors cause since this is a game some amusement to entertain you is mandatory. Your wife handles all your money, and your children don't give two flying fucks about you.

There a real Japanese life simulator.

Depends where you're flying from in the States and what time you're going.

Winter is a decent enough time to visit Tokyo and there's fuck all tourists compared to Spring, plus it's cheaper.

You don't know much about the Japanese culture. You don't get fired, instead you get transferred to the branch of the company that does nothing. Literally doesn't do anything. The Japanese don't like to fire people unless it's absolutely extreme or vital to do so. They prefer instead to move people into shit positions and make them do menial tasks that accomplish nothing so they feel unfulfilled and eventually leave the position themselves.

It is a fucking nightmare. Don't do it, user.

I know but getting fired has a more drammatic impact.

Post yellow ass with timestamp or I'm not believing any of you are Japanese…

If you were moved to a do nothing position in a branch company and tasked to repeat the same tasks every week forever, would you stay and collect your paycheck despite it being seen as dishonoribiru or would you leave the company?

Isn't that true of most jobs?

Well, they are the most powerful automobile corporation on the planet so your company must be doing something right.

This game. Also consider playing first two yakuzas on ps2 emulator.

Leave the industry, and make a videogame about Japan, make it like sleeping dogs, yakuza, & gta combined. You'll be a billionaire because people want those kinds of games.

I'd leave the choice up to you, since the nothing position could just be freeplay mode to see how much points you rack up.

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he is only funny to 14 year olds edgy teenagers

Also you can mod Sims 3 into japanese setting.

He has to change it up now that his entire fanbase started circlejerking around iDubbbz instead.

Yeah to be honest Joji's content isn't half as good as it used to be. He's obviously winging it and goes out of character alot as Frank more often now. The edgy teenage part of him is gone, he tries to convince people it was an act, but it really wasn't.

I missed pre-maxmoefoe Frank, maxmoefoe is such a little annoying cunt and was never funny.

Also how about living a life of japanese sportsman?

No, you don't understand user. We're talking about things like .. Organize this alphabetically and then chronologically. Next week Organize this chronologically and then reverse alphabetically.

You're literally NOT DOING ANYTHING, you're just repeating POINTLESS ACTIONS. This isn't the same as just repeating the same tasks, this is repeating tasks that have no point to them in every sense of that sentence. These are papers that people haven't worried about in 10 years, and you're organizing them on a weekly basis for no reason at all other than to make you want to kill yourself or find a new job. There's zero job satisfaction, there's nothing to look forward to, you're segregated from all the people you used to work with, you're stuck in a cubicle or little room somewhere so far away from other people that if you do run into someone on the way to where you work, they'll wonder where you've been, and you won't want to tell them because they'll look down on you for it.

At least Ian is funny, max is just an unfunny cunt

He's been working on his latest album which just released, called Pink Season. But this is his most recent video in the lore of the FF series, he's still got the edge.

Is it extremely hard to find a job if you quit or something?

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He's acting though, you can tell it's not natural for him anymore…

Sounds like a dream job honestly as long as it pays well.

Yeah it can be pretty difficult to find a job in Japan, especially an office job that pays well. And if you're a Gaijin, don't expect to find an office job.

This too, the first jap president on my company was a complete fuck up and a bit of a corrupt. He got sent to a sub branch of a sub branch (like a small distributor) and is pretty much bound to stay there until retirement (or suicide).

They literally grind their way into success.
They probably work twice as much as any other company with the same/similar workforce just because their employees never stop. Examples:

I can't code for shit
I could make game about logistics and company management, w-would that be fun?

You know what, I never heard of Jap quitting his job.

If you make a game about transport/logistics you would need to involve the cut throat world of competition. Transport is constantly battling for contracts from all the big companies to transport literally anything.

I know I'm being stereotypical, but jesus christ user.

Agreed, he's best solo, max and the fat faggot aren't funny at all
idubbbz is also best solo

Play EDF 4. It isn't a life simulator, but you can still spend a great deal of time just rolling around looking at all the little details in some large town or city maps before blowing it all up.

I have been working on logistic for eleven years user. Don't tell me about it.
At least I'm doing business analysis now, operative work logistics is the single most stressful thing there is.

I'm not a Jap, user, I can speak some very basic Jap and understand some stuff, but that's about it. Have only been working on this company for about a year, I might end up learning Japanese eventually.

more stories please

8 years for me, the shit ive seen m8. But i do traffic control now.

views and idubbbz both got started as cameramen for Max. Views is still a cameraman for Max, but he also does his own solo channel which I don't get why anyone would want to watch. The last thing I want to see is a naked fat fuck, there's already tons of that online. The fact that this fat fuck actually thinks that his body is something to be proud of and has no issues with appearing naked in videos is fucked.

Anyway, Frank got Max started, Max got idubbbz started, and Max got views started. And yet, idubbbz has almost double the subs of Max.

I wanna see idubbbz get a real diamond play button and surpass Frank.

Some autist would probably find it fun.

His channel was well-established way before he got involved with Max.

Yeah Ian truly does deserve the most out of all of them, because he keeps it 100% real, it's not a character he puts on like Joji with Frank.

Ian>Joji>powergap>Views>Max
At least the fat one knows how to be ironic and edgy

Well that's not what idubbbz said himself, but alright.

Where does HowToBasic fit in there?

He never shows himself, he just busts shit up off camera, so Idk.

I guess it depends on what you consider "getting started".

Mr. Gear is better
You can feel his subtle rage as he slices soap with a 1000 degree knife

Someone suggested My Summer Vacation & Chulip, any thoughts?

He doesn't even know if that fucking knife is 1000 degrees, it's probably more like 700 degrees if that. At least Max tried to be funny about it with his -1000 degree vs 1000 degree knife video. Yeah, nothing happened, because it's tempered steel either way, but yeah that shit's so stupid. What do you think's gonna happen if you heat a blade up to red hot and apply it to things made of plastic? It's gonna melt. And if it touches liquid, it's gonna create dangerous jets of hot steam.

I was actually surprised that lighter fluid doesn't flash with a red hot blade, it's flammable as hell, yet its flash temperature is so high that it's actually kind of mystifying when a 1000 degree knife doesn't ignite it.

Max should seriously kill himself, he has no talent at all except being fucking fag harpie who vomits occasionally.

Because it wasnt lighter fluid, it would have exploded in his face.

So what are you saying, he emptied the lighters and refilled them with water?

Easy to do, those lighter tops pop right off. had it been anything flammable/explosive it would have gone everywhere the moment the knife made contact.

I can believe the Gear Guy did that, but I don't think Max would. Max seems like the kind of savage who would just do it. After all, he set that Naruto bust on fire.

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Are you a Strayan? All Strayans are savages.

American, the only thing "strayans" are "savage" about is getting games banned in their country full of loud shrill sjw cunts

As we speak I am sending my network of Kiwi assassins to come get you.

Here you go

karoshigame.com/

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I thought Frank recently said the Holocaust was a Lie

How morbid

He also made a reference to 9/11 being an inside job in a video, I think. I know RLM did. And Pink Season has a lot of lines that are definitely not considered mainstream think.

That jap was pretty rad.

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i want to play a game where i go through daily life as a 2d qt

Maybe that's where he started back when he was a young kid, driving the trucks.

evaxephon pls go

When is a it expected to come out?

I want anime life is strange but instead of time travel and mysteries I have to figure out which boy I like the most and do my homework and make sure that I change my panties every day to avoid getting a UTI

He was, worked as a truck driver for like 20 years and then got promoted to safety and quality specialist. He was called Suzuki somethingsomething and was born on some rural area. He was also the only jap that knew how to drive manual gearbox even though all the trucks over there are automatic. I bet he did some street racing/eurobeat when he was young.
We also got a otaku visitor once, he was constantly trying to bring up animu into the conversation, both while working or while we were out for lunch/dinner. The faggot was completely useless too.

I thought he renamed that pile of shit to Lovesick to do away with the Yandere brand and to make it known it wasn't a simulator.

natsuiro high school looks great but is ps4 exclusive and you have to either wait for a fan translation or be 100% weeb and know moon language

Bumping for the chance to meet a 3d wifu

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Dayum. Is it true you're not allowed to leave before the boss?

The better question should be…

Is there a Banchou life simulator?

Aren't yakuza essentially grown up versions of that? Oh and related

Uppers I guess? It's getting a localization soon.

Maybe is my gaijin mouth speaking, but couldn't you use that moment to get money from the company that despites you just to… don't know, make a novel? make a game? prepare a business plan and use your company 'wellfare' to fund your own business?

I would just like to make my own banchou character, get into school wars, joing a club and have a shonen school life.

They don't expect that from filthy white piggu, but other japs never ever leave the company before the president does. Working overtime is very highly regarded, even If the productivity level or results obtain from working those extra hours are very bad.
When the president is on holidays, the general manager doesn't even go out for lunch, they bring over a lunch box and eat on the desk.

Also, our president is an IRL lolicon that enjoys seeing 3DPD school girls.

Wanna bring info to Holla Forums then

How is this Holla Forums compared to 4cuck's Holla Forums, haven't been there yet.

Haven't been to 4cuck at all in a couple of years. We have pizzagate and it's related

Why on earth I would do that? He is a very nice guy.

Need I add more?

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Get this hothead out of here.

You are all low energy fags

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takeshi_no_Chōsenjō

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All I remember about this game is that people made bestiality shots from the model poser.

Fuck Japan, where are the Ancient Greek Life Simulators?
How about Renaissance Life Simulators?
Perhaps even Mongol Life Simulator?

I thought you meant that he "acted on it"

So what are the benefits of not being a Jap in a Jap company? Are you basically the guy that others rely on for when rudeness is required? Like filthy white piggu doesn't understand so when he does it, it's not even half as bad sort of deal?

It's also for PS3, idiot, a CFW PS3 can easily play it.

none of those things are a PC

It's been done.
store.steampowered.com/app/516750/

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He likes watching, that is -as far as I know- all he has done. He is a company hero for setting up the China's branch straight, a very well regarded top level manager within the company back in Japan.
He simply likes watching girls with school uniforms. General managers here are swapped every 2 or 3 years, the last one ended up becoming a good friend of mine and we went out to drink a handful of times, he once told me the president goes to this specific place for lunch sorely because there is an expensive school nearby and he can get to see the girls while having something to eat.

Maybe in five years when it's finished.

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I go nuts for anime butts

or die from a cold

Kunio

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He was never funny, faggot. He humor was purely based around meta and edgy shit.