What are some films about Canadians being absolute retards?

What are some films about Canadians being absolute retards?

if you kill a virus attacking your body it wins

What happened?

this is why i must spread my aids

Wow

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did he poo in a loo?

if you pozz neg boys they win

If you poo in the loo the loo wins

if you designate a shitting street the shit literally wins

Why can't this guy just wear a suit like a normal western man? With how liberal he is wouldn't it be considered racist or something to dress up like that?

And Canadians want to be taken seriously.

He's made a career out of pandering to people and now it's starting to bite him in the ass. I wish he'd visit some Abos in Australia.

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Is Trudeau the ultimate shitposter?

How do Canadians not kill their selves when this cringey faggot is your PM?

if you kill yourself you win?

Then I wish him victory. What a pathetic creature.

Ultimate meme president tbh

56% education

I'm from the UK.

I hate being Canadian in Current Year. I used to be proud to be Canadian (not in the snooty "we are better than you dumb Americans hurr durr" way that so many Canadians are) and thought we were pretty cool. Now everything up here feels so… on the downswing. Every TV commercial look like some kind of tourism guide if you were watching a hotel TV in Pakistan or India, our Prime Minister is a turbocuck that will likely be re-elected (or worse, the NDP will win [for non-Canadians, the NDP are socialists that make Bernie Sanders look decent]) and everything else is just promoting that we're nothing more than "an inclusive society with no real roots or culture other than being nice and saying 'okay' to everything." Even some people that I know are liberal leaning have said to be out of the blue (and I never really bring up politics in real life) that Trudeau is embarrassing but he'll keep winning because about half of the country lives in big cities like Toronto and Vancouver and will vote him in because those cities are brown and Trudeau has a boner when it comes to white guilting for them… and even then, I've seen on the news some Asians marching calling Trudeau a fucking racist. Yes, for some people here he hasn't been a big enough cuck somehow.

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BASED

What is he then, the King of Canada?

He's "our" Prime Minister.

Well the Queen still literally owns Canada, so pretty much.

More like Primed Minister

At least the poor leafs will be able to hail Meghan as their ruler soon.

Which Prime Minister Tumblr is your favorite? Have you collected all six?

Philippines, only if he turn into a Duterte

I fucking hate most if not all canadians

Yeah Canucks suck

hitler dubs

Same.

t. Canadians

what about the Hart Foundation?

Why are canadians so beefy and oily

That's not oil, it's syrup.
Maple syrup.

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The Wendy's guy is in this movie?

Not the same guy. Completely different Dave Thomas. He was an SCTV regular.

Kevin Smith said this movie inspired him to make Yoga Hosers

Fucking kek

His own kids know what's up

If it helps you understand American views on Canada, we call you North Californians where I live.

I am sorry. When I was a kid you were just nice people you wouldn't mind inviting over for coffee and cake. I don't know what the fuck happened.

HELP

Seeing him always gives me an eerie feeling like Spenny from Kenny vs. Spenny is the prime minister

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So when will he force his son to undergo hormone replacement therapy to show how progressive he is?

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The british are jelly

we gave you fucks goosebumps and are you afraid of the dark

how can you be so ungrateful

They both sucked though. Tales from the Crypt was superior.

Here's a (you)
Bet you wish the populist revolution went north, huh?

rampant liberalism after the economy crashed. the fact that the main source of conservative views went tits up and still hasn't really recovered is also a factor. FUCK YOU BC YOU SERIOUSLY THINK BOYCOTTING YOUR SHITTY WINE IS PUTTING CANADIAN JOBS AT RISK?! WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF 5D HYPERDIMENSIONAL HIPPY SHIT ARE YOU NIP LORDS ON OVER THERE?

if you have any hope for the future, learn from us moosefuckers. also don't forget to wall off California, that dumpster fire is fucking terrifying from up here

Why do you write that to antagonize (maybe I'm reading into it too much)? Yes, of course I wish that it had. I've wished this for a long time.

3 of those guys are not even Canadian

Rural canadians are not as cucked and they are not outnumbered like in America, they happened to elect Trudeau because the alternative was even worse (A shit globalist to the level of Hilary, passing as conservative).

They are much better than Brits and specially better than Germans and Swedes. I have hope for (rural) Canada.

/ourguy/

He should taste some their local exotic cuisine, it would be very disrespectful if he refuses.

N-not a shit hole. World pooper power 2020.

I almost feel a little bad for Trudeau. He just seems like a good natured simpleton who shouldn't be running anything more complicated than a sandwich stand. He's Forest Gump with political power.

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Does South Park the Movie count as a movie about the peoplekind of Canada being shit?

What a cuck, lol

You just tell yourself that, cuck

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heh

Oh that's a sikh garment, I thought he was dressed as a pirate. Sorry, I meant "person of sea"

Does he not know that India's muslim problem is so bad that they had to create two entirely new countries just to serve as quarantine zones? One of which ended up as the world's worst paedophile hotspot?

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I've never seen that head dress before in my life. I think he just made it up.

By Holla Forums standards this means he's totally fucking her. but knowing Trudeau you might as well think it's actually happening

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Keep being naive, keep thinking these globalist fucks are just gimps who dont realize they're burning down western civilization.

Im done shrugging it off. We are under attack. Think and act accordingly.

Merlin approves.