Tomb Raider is kill: Another staff member leaves Crystal Dynamic

I'd say it's a good move.

Even better she left, never a bad thing thing when losing someone thats everything wrong with the industry

what in the fuck is wrong with her proportions

is her corset squeezing all of her fat into her chin

She looks as if she knew nothing about videogames or how they work, probably the case.

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Thats not normal

What? Are you saying yours doesn't?

I'm sure she only got her writing positions thanks to her dad, a much better much more accomplished writer. He's not even ugly what the fuck happened.

Next you will tell him that women don't have dicks.

BIG MILKY TITS

Girls have front-bum slimy-fun holes

Isn't she the one who wrote Lara as a wimp and now into some interracial relationship instead of making her explore and shoot things ?

Only the shit ones don't.

Gex was too good for this world, and Raziel was hot

Overlord was alright but still didn't hold a candle to Terry's works, it's a real shame that writing talent didn't get passed on.

It's the scarf isn't it

She's literally a living brand name, she's a hack writer and a whiny bitch to boot. She achieved nothing of value and her dead dad's name is the only reason people even care about her.

Old Lara is the Best Lara.

Good riddance.
While the FIRST reboot trilogy was okay, looking back the entire franchise should have ended with the fourth game where she died in a pyramid.

One thing right about the laura is the death scenes. Fits the game perfectly.

Nigga what? This bitch did writing for Overlord?
Isn't that game like super problematic for someone like her?

2007 was a different time, no one was on a crusade against traditional fantasy yet.

She probably worked on the fellowshit of evil.

How many tombs had she even been in at that point to form that opinion?

Like… two.

worse, she's british

ow

It's no coincidence that gaming went to a different direction right after about the time Obama became president. Thank Obama.

It was supposed to be an ironic comment you fuckin bunch of retarded autists. Like as in little did she know this was going to be her passion. But you faggots will nitpick at anything to make it look bad

Hi Rhianna.

He has a point.

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Even if it was ironic it was still stupid. It would be like having a Sonic reboot game that has a scene with Sonic before he gets super speed saying "I like to take things slow."

She's the poster child of feminism. A talentless harpy that only rose to prominence due to daddy and his money, but is perpetually butthurt about this fact and decided to lash out to get daddy's attention back.

Basically, another worthless vagina on legs.

Let's just say that leftists tend to be extremely malleable when it comes to their morals when it suits their needs.

That's what Burgers get for decades of propaganda telling them niggers are human.

The two top-down games have old Lara. Guardian of the Light and Temple of Osiris. They're decent co-op but not proper Tomb Raider.

Pic related.

That's a stupid example, and no it's not as retarded as that, jokes like these have been used a bunch of times in origin stories, and while they aren't good they aren't as stupid as you are implying.

Eat my feminine penis.

CEOs can be kicked out by shareholders, its not as easy as firing the guy who delivers the mail but it can be done.

No, let Raziel rest.

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I bet you like SNL too, you queer retard.

Post penis.

I'm fairly sure Rhianna Pratchett was only a temporary hire.
She still has the entire franchise her father build up to plunder after all.

Rhianna Pratchett is emblematic of the problems with all Western video game writers. Thank god she's gone.

She wrote the last Thief game which was fucking shit, also with Whale Simone wrote the terrible Tomb Raider comics and novel tie-ins.

Heavenly Sword and Overlord were good shit but the story wasn't exceptional in either case.
Two good games with an okay story and good gameplay.

I never played the games, but wouldn't the concept of a young Lara hating Tombs not be that bad of a thing? If, through her adventure, she is tempered into a badass through necessity, she comes to enjoy the line of work?

Yes that's pretty much what they were going for.

I think they did a really good job with Lara in this Tomb Raider because if they made her extremely attractive and made her tough, then she would just be that stereotypical fighting fuck toy. If they made her really tough but unattractive then she would have just been a guy with tits. But the fact that they made her incapable of doing anything, it makes her the perfect female role model because there isn't a whole lot to strive for. Anyone can accomplish it, and no one should look down on that.

I'm still fairly convinced they just hired her to write a story and nobody ever bothered to explain to her what type of game they were trying to do.
She wrote a dramatic coming-of-age story of a girl pushed into an extreme situation who has to overcome hardships and the trauma.
They made a a coverbased shooter where she mows down dozens of dudes without breaking a sweat.

I think Dead Sun looked better than fucking Defiance. I don't want direct continuation at this point, but the thing is that they have pretty good background work for lore in Legacy of Kain. If Squeenix wanted to have a go at their own Dark Souls -killer, they could easily use it and tie it up to the original games with pieces of lore that the player puts together and figures out what happened after defiance and so-on.

As for Gex, I think they might try to do it 3D platforming revitalizes. If they wanted to do the Rayman Origins type thing, they probably would've done it already.

This makes me realize that Squeenix doesn't really bother seeking new markets. Wonder if they are doing bad financially.

Rhianna Pratchett is a fucking disgrace anyway, it's a real travesty that her father left Discworld in her hands rather than hand it off to a capable writer. So instead she fucks around with video games. Just wait until the end of masculinity and cultural enrichment hits Discworld.

I think the new aesthetic did lot right, but the storywriting is fucking retarded for the reason you mentioned. I wanted to remind that the original devs understood the implications of the gameplay and had the original design document have a story synopsis that practically sounded like it had been written by Yahtzee Croshaw.

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Lara Cruz is a modern day adventurer and procurer of rare artefacts, which she relieves from Johnny foreigner with the gay ambition of a five year old stealing mars bars from the local cornershop. She then sells the heritage of these countries for profit, and perverse xenophobic pleasure. The game starts simply with Lara arriving at the entrance to a lost Incan city, with no more grand an idea in mind than a little thievery, but when she discoveries the diary of an expired nineteenth century adventurer, it leads her on a quest to recover the rest of the pieces of an object simply known as The Key. Unbeknownst to Lara she is being watched by a group of people called the Atlans, the last remainder of a civilisation which was destroyed 100,000 years ago. When she recovers the last piece, the Atlans attempt to stop her using it, since they have evil plans of their own. Vanquishing the Atlans she sets of to the the Master Pyramid. The pyramid also acts as a prison to a being called Sanatkumara, it was he who destroyed the ancient civilisations. The Twist is that when she attempts to activate the pyramid, she actually switches it off, and releases the "demon". At this point she has to reactivate the pyramid to win the game and restore the world. The above plot is revealed to the player in between level FMV sequences. These will heighten the feeling of being a part of an ongoing story rather than just playing through a series of meaningless game levels.

They likely told her to make sure the story wouldn't trigger the tumblrtards that wouldn't buy the game.

So she wrote basically every young adult book aimed at women. The only thing missing was a love triangle, but I guess they wanted to pretend women actually want a strong heroine that isn't cock thirsty.

It's kind of hilarious how utterly the game fails to harmonize narrative and gameplay. Here's Laura crying like a bitch and telling herself she can do this, and she just murdered a dozen burly, armed, batshit insane men.

Also, I'm fairly sure the dev team had a large percentage of guro fetishists in their midst, because nothing else can explain the loving care taken in making each and every death scene. That shit was snuff porn basically, and was pretty unsettling.

I don't see how this brings back the original character.

It doesn't. Lara is, for all intents and purpose, dead. You can basically pretend nuLara is an in-universe fictional adaptation of the exploits of old Lara, based off her memories, butchered by Hollywood Jews for the current year market.

Another reboot could happen in the future, but I seriously doubt it's going to be good considering what cucks CD are.

It would actually be interesting if there was a game that showed her go from nuLara, who is supposed to be the young, naive her, to Lara. What caused her to become an adrenaline junkie? How did she train to become a fucking badass? How did she go full mass-murdering sociopath? Was there a psychotic break at some point due to trauma?
But that's never going to happen.

Exactly. Rhiannas story might have worked on a game more centered on platforming and puzzle solving, maybe with a bit of stealth, where actual fights are fairly rare and intense.

I really wonder how they could fuck up this badly. Did they originally plan a different game but where forced to turn it into another coverbased shooter by the publisher?
Was the lead designer simply incompetent?

Anita, plz.

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Problem is that nuLara isn't old Lara. And they were going for the whole tomb raiding, adrenaline junkie transformation I guess, but the first game was such a mess I really don't see how it could ever work.

I mean, why would anyone, insane or not, ask for more after the ordeal of the first game? At least old Lara and new old Lara were smart enough to shroud Lara's transformation from normal person into what she became in mystery. We never know what exactly went down in all those weeks she was alone in the jungle after the plane crash.

The Lara in the second reboot I think is the most balanced character. She's not a complete thrill seeking psychopath (with odd, out of character moments of empathy) like in the originals, she clearly has a very personal reason to pursue tomb raiding (the monomyth and her mother's disappearance) and it works out fine. nuLara stray far too close to realism, giving up the pulp fiction, Indiana Jones roots of the previous games and just derails the whole premise of the games.

They likely realized the initial premise you described, if it actually was what the game was going to be originally, to be too "hardcore" and niche for the normalfags. SE likely told them they had to sell a few million copies to fuel their retarded expenditures on FFXIII and FFXV so they just played it safe.

Then again, it might always have been a cover based shooter and they simply smeared Hunger Games on top because it was popular at the time, though I do seem to recall that at one point they were talking about a more survival oriented experience.

And it's a pity, if it wasn't a Tomb Raider game the premise would have worked wonderfully for a survival horror game, especially if they had included rape undertones like in Haunting Ground.

FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK IT ALL YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T FUCKING TOUCH IT YOU BITCH THE DISCWORLD IS FUCKING SACRED FUCK

I AM SERIOUSLY FUCKING UPSET

SHE LITERALLY SAID THAT SHE WOULD PROTECT THE INTERESTS OF HIS LITERARY WORKS, ESPECIALLY FROM HERSELF

IT IS NOT RIGHT THAT THE SERIES HE CONCLUDED WITH HIS DEATH IS GETTING A SHITTY ANIMATED ADAPTATION, WRITTEN BY HIS SHITTY, UNSKILLED DAUGHTER, CREATED BY A TERRIBLE STUDIO

FUCK IT ALL

She basically wrote Raising Steam and it shows. What a horrible way to close off Discworld.

>>>/anita/

I don't think that will happen. A series about the Watch was in the works, with her at the helm, but all mention of that has disappeared. There is hope they will stay dead.

I actually re-read that over christmas. I remembered not liking it the first time, but I couldn't really put my finger on why. Second time it became painfully obvious that she has no idea how to maintain focus.
I guess that shows in her vidya work as well. There is no tight character focus, there is no story focus, there is just a hodgepodge of , sometimes even interesting, ideas strung together with sticks and glue, leading to them being disjointed and weak.
Raising Steam basically didn't start until it was almost done. That's some pretty weak story-telling.

WHY CAN'T WE GO BACK TO THE AGE OF SMALL GODS AND MORT AND SOUL MUSIC

FUCK EVERYTHING

READING THROUGH THE TIFFANY ACHING SERIES IS FUCKING DEPRESSING AS HELL

I JUST WANT HIM BACK, DAMNIT

IT HAD BETTER FUCKING DIE, SHE DESERVES NOTHING FROM HIS WORKS

I think I'm ready to admit that I'd swallow up Anita's hot stinking farts.

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Why would you want anything that SE has their tiny rice dicks in?

I looked it up, and apparently she announced last year just before her father's final book was published that his last book would be the last Discworld work ever created. I'm guessing that everyone working at the company that handles his estate decided that Rhianna was a failure and they would work to make sure she never published a Discworld book, as she's one of 4 controlling members of the company.

That said, she still gets his royalties, so sorry 0f0103, but she's still getting his money.

Yes. The impression I got was that the original reboot was some kind, excuse me for saying this, Metroidvania type game. A small world, with lots to do in it and backtracking when you have the appropriate gear. There was a survival mechanic, so the scene with Lara killing the deer had more impact as you had to eat and use its body to survive opposed to gathering some crafting materials. There was a lot more supernatural stuff going on as well. There was also horse riding. I'd bet there were only a few humans in the game for you to kill, so Lara's regret and guilt makes more sense.

Funny how a staunch feminist like her doesn't mind cashing in daddy's money.

Isn't that another Tomb Raider game though? The one ripping off Shadow of the Colossus?

That would mean she would have to actually get a real job or actually work at something. Everyone knows that feminists don't think they should have to work regular jobs like everyone else and think they're better than everyone else. She ain't gonna go work at McDonalds, she'd get fired on the first day after she got triggered.

Most of it is people fapping to pics of Snarkeesian, but then I find posts like THIS.

And also THIS

She just did Green Arrow's origin story, genderswapped.

Thank god the Death Tax in the UK is so ridiculous that the government will get most of his money, not her.

Some memes are too dank

I'm talking about his royalties, not inheritance.

Hopefully this is a signal that they take the series in a different direction. Remember how the reboot showed a more horror-like atmosphere in the concept art?

I think it was supposed to be a driver to make the player not want to fail. It's actually pretty clever. Instead of making you redo big chunks of the game, or punish you by taking away scrap, they give the player a grotesque death scene for failing.

basically the same writers made the cunt from star wars social justice awakens.

post lara porn

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If anything this is an improvement though.

I forgot I made that thread.

What about the one in the isometric games?

We memed too greedily and too dank, and unleashed from the internet a horror

I didn't play those so I can't comment, but from what I've seen she's dressed up like the Lara in the first reboot, so I assume it's the same character.

I guess thats what they were going for but because it was a cover based shooter it came off as stupid, and not in a fun way either. Lara was supposed to be a shy meek girl that needs constant reassurance from her friends all the while mowing down hundreds of animals and people like goddamn Rambo. They really want to make you feel sad for her when she gets horribly injured in cutscenes or "cinematic moments" but since she has regenerating health and most of said events are QTEs where some you can just sit there and watch it feels laughable. Thats also not getting to the death scenes where I wonder if its the animators sick fetish, if this was their way of saying they hate Lara or Tomb raider, or if they genuinely thought this would make people like Lara more.

Mouth to hot sweaty anus locked by Anita's powerful thighs as sour gas thunders down your throat tongue spooning for more mmmm

Don't forget how she's fond of meeleing enemies with a fucking pickaxe.

I knew I wasn't the only one that noticed how fucking odd those death scenes were. Someone on the dev team definitely has a fetish for that shit.

Not people, women. nuLara is specifically made to appeal to women.

This is why the concept of "supremacy" is cancer. You get dipshits with warped minds trying to dictate to others around them how they should operate, in some misguided attempt at building a utopia for a select group. Fuck that shit.

It's ok user, I understand your satire. And it best be fucking satire.

Oh shit I forgot about that board. I never knew whether it was serious or not. I mean, I totally get femdom, but there's such a thing as having self-respect.

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I never found Lara that hot to begin with. The movies were even worse and I'm glad she got stuck with manlet 5'11" Brad Shit.

who's the charater in that laotian fingerpainting? reminds me of blue submarine 6 somehow

When I think about it, I feel the same way but in a different way. I think she's the reason why I have a guro fetish. I was 13 years old when pyramid tits lara appeared and the scene with the tiger eating/mauling her made me cream my pants for the first time.

It's okay user, you don't need to be so self-conscious about being big and tall.

Second movie had her hatefuck with Mr. 300, Gerard Butler, and thus the boys who fapped to Lara got cucked in that movie.

It's some fucktoy of Shirow's. He's basically stopped doing manga and just puts out these lewd books.

They're divorced now anyway after he got drunk and beat one of her welfare orphans.

That got disproved both by testimony from the kids and from an investigation.

Also he has the kids now.

This is the most british woman i have ever seen.
She might get even more british if she opens her mouth and it's missing most teeth, and the ones there are yellow as fuck.

Leaving them with her would have been child abuse.

I'm not sure what they were expecting to happen tbh. Frankly, companies need to learn to stop hiring female writers unless they want to make a romance book for a woman, to the tune of 50 shades of grey.

That's exactly why they're with him now.

Wasn't she a dyke for the gook?

Teeth a bit like this?

No, there was some big black muslim dude they were hinting to her eventually having a romance in the next game.

On the one hand thats great but at the end of the day they are still nigglets, does he get alimony though?

So it's not even his wife's child he's taking care of but some other nigger's child? How cucked can someone get?

Alimony and child support aren't the same thing. Alimony is separate from child support. Alimony in some states can last a lifetime and depends on which spouse makes more money (and can even be sued for in some states 25 years later). Child support is paid until a child turns the age of 18.

There's actually a bunch of lawyers who are trying to change the alimony system and put hard limits on alimony payments because of people who basically abuse their former spouse by doing nothing and collecting a payment every month.

wew

You know how fucked up foster care is? Adopting kids ain't "being cucked," it's fucking mercy. Especially in a marriage where the woman doesn't want kids because it'll ruin her body (not that Angelina had a nice body to begin with).

I could feel it in my front teeth

Oh shit, I remember that. Isnt angelina jolie completely fucking insane? Like she used to keep her ex boyfriends blood in a vial she wore around her neck?

True. Foster care attracts all the child diddlers. Sending a kid to foster care is almost guaranteeing he/she's going to be molested at some point.

Look on the bright side, now he doesnt need to open his mouth when using a straw.

I've never heard that before in my life, but god damn I hope that's just a rumor.

This is a good news for the franchise as a whole, though. Gettin rid of that retarded fucking cunt can only herald improvement

Something like that

Some trivia, Angelina tried to reconcile with her dad Jon Voight in the first Tomb Raider movie, suffice to say, did not fucking happen, back and forth accusations of abuse and insanity, till they really forgiven each other by the time Brad and her tied the knot.

Yep. He's her ex husband and she's obssessed with blood apparently. He said at the time it didnt seem so "crazy" that she kept some of his blood in a vial she wore around her neck. They should get her for the next White Wolf vampire game.
archive.is/MGaEs

Not surprising, most hollywood kids are seriously fucked up. Look at carrie fisher with her mom and dad. Molyneux did a video on her family, and she talks about getting thrown into a pool by a woman that stole her father away when she was growing up, and it somehow made them "friends". Being raised in hollywood life fucks you up.

lots of child predating in hollywood too. Possibly the most fucked up corner in America, no surprise its in Cali.

This.

Women shouldn't touch video games.

Or leave the house tbqh

What is it with women and being obsessed with blood?

People claim it's child abuse and pedophilia rings, but my guess is that being famous at young age just fucks your mind. Kids and teenagers aren't supposed to have this kind of attention and self-importance.

What is it with women and being unable to think logically? What is it with women and being obsessed with children? What is it with women and waging emotional warfare on their own family that can span decades over things that never actually happened (but that's real enough for them)?

They bleed out of vagina for a week every month. Take a guess.

That's good news tbh.

Neo Womb Raider is the absolute worst kind of shit, the kind of shit that's polished and shiny enough to make casuals eat it up and end up displacing actually good games.

They're still using old Lara in a spin off series. There is no reason the catch ditch the reboot and use the spin off as the main line at this point. I'm sure those games have a decent amount of fans and giving them a full 3D adventure game would make them happy.

As shitty as episodic content is, Tomb Raider is also the perfect game for it. Get a good system down like the 360 era Tomb raiders and then release 4 level mission packs every 3-6 months. Like they're doing with Hitman. It's not as nice as a straight release but it would give Tomb Raider a new lease of life.

Nah there's actual pedophilia going on. The guy who controls Nickelodeon for example. Corey Feldman, Corey Haim, Fred Savage .. the list goes on, there's plenty of celebrities who have a story to tell. And in the case of Corey Haim it fucked him up TOO much and he took his own life cause he couldn't deal with remembering having fat men hold him down and gang fuck him.

I don't deny it, I'm just saying it's probably not the main reason for all young actors to go bonkers.

Now just hope that those fucking retard can resist the temptation of creating another tom raider game ever again.

Just let it die already. Stop riding old franchises into the dirt with your terrible fucking writing and shit gameplay.

The same can be said of Mario games, just put the plumber to death already.

For whatever reason all celebrities are really fucking dumb

The difference is mario has always been shit and it's success is because of hipsters flocking into it

Femdom (and other kinds of dom) are great, but that's not what these things are advocating. D/s relationships (and relationships in general) require trust. They're not trying to establish a relationship, they're trying to establish a purse.

Because they're artists. And most of them have gone to art college.

I need to spell check my shit when I just get out of bed. Fuck.

Depends. Are Mario games still fun? I haven't played a Mario game in ages

I don't think so.

Cuck detected.

Well of course. There are women are out there earning a lot of money now and we can't have men divorcing them and expecting the same free ride that women have been receiving all this time.

I don't give shekels to any company that cucks to appease a loud minority of SJWs.

How naive.

I don't get it.

The second game really sold that badly?

See, it's because old Lara was a symbol of patriarchal oppression, and that simply would not do.

In truth they fucked her over because women are pond scum that can't tolerate a prettier female, not even a fictional one.

Literally isn't cuckoldry tbh. If you think it's bad you'll love findom.

They didn't adopt the kids from foster care though they went to Africa and bought a couple.

Do you think they'd legitimately be better off back in Africa?

I get the striking feeling you haven't actually sat down and studied the topic much.

They would probably be happier, maybe not "better off" by our definition but then niggers don't use our definitions. They could have just been ignorant little savages but now they get to deal with the psychological horror that is Hollywood and the media in general. Meanwhile the couple could have gone to a local adoption shelter and actually done some good for this nation instead of importing yet more foreigners.

Perhaps not, but America would be better off if they were tbh. And growing up with celebrity parents seems to fuck up children's minds so they're fucked either way anyway.

Ah but you forget, Angelina has white guilt.

Just look at what happened to Will Smith's son. That's animal cruelty.

They could have just adopted a bunch of white children from any place on the planet instead of lower primates. But then again, these Hollywood women are merely "upgrading" from chiwawas to niglets, it's all the same virtue signaling shit.

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No, no, I'm actually PHD in young actors psychology.

Hilarious sarcasm aside it's typically advisable to have knowledge on a subject before you make sweeping statements about it.

You're a good goy.

Thanks for the advice, man. I really appreciate it.

It's also always good to have have an umbrella with you when going out, in case it rains. Just a tip.

You must be an expert on everything

What, does a Mongolian tie you down and force you to eat fermented seal?

It means Financial Domination. Guys that get turned on by giving money to women.

Is that a Hebrew specific fetish?

Male specific

ew

Are her ingame tits really that big or someone just edited a pair of new ones on her?

Her tits are much smaller in the actual game

Imagine how good a game could be that had the ingenious observational humour of Terry Pratchett. There are s few games with good writing. Even games with interesting concepts in their narratives tend to have terrible, overly serious, hammy dialogue (alhough this is often interspersed with jarring, out of place attempts at comedy: see every jrpg ever made).

I don't remember any Muslim tbh.
Are you talking about the abo guy she's clearly just friends with?

Anyway, why are people leaving/getting sacked? I thought the games did really well in terms of sales (whilst each being a steaming pile of shit in terms of gameplay and story).

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After having played the game up to the city in ice(I think thats the end?) its obviously not just friends.

Problem with Nu Raider is that open world shit simply doesn't work and it's not what the series is best known for, even if this is a reboot.
Original games were on a certain level almost survival horror games, they relied on beautifully crafted levels that required precise jumping, forcing you at times to actually stop, take a look at your surroundings and then proceed, you know, as if you were raiding a fucking tomb.
Other thing is enemy placement, there weren't that many enemies in a level, but they were placed and triggered in a such way that anyone playing the game for the first time was scared shitless to take a turn because a bear or that atlantean mummy might jump at them, and every encounter could have been fatal, as opposed to ripping peoples throats with an ice pick and shoving shotgun down their throats and blowing their brains out, what the fuck am i supposed to be afraid of when I'm fucking Rambo and my body count is in hundreds and then five minutes later Laura is crying like a little bitch, pissing herself. Even the music sucks balls.
There is no sense of exploration and dread, the game is boring and lasts seven hours, at best, whoever made this game simply didn't get IT.
Nu Lara is pretty bangin and definitely, impregnate her

For a normal game, it would have. Unfortunately, since this is a sqeenix joint, it needed to sell five hundred million million copies to break even.

After hearing that the new Hitman was actually decent, I think SE would benefit from giving it that treatment. I'm not sure anyone would miss the adventures of NuLara.

Its weird, at the end of TR 2013 they tried to show that Lara grew but it ended up coming off as insane or a having a bloodlust. Also how is NuLara supposed to appeal to womyn?

Not sure if it's your autism or mine, but I can't remember that even being hinted at (I think it's yours' tbh).

TR was kill from the very moment they decided to give Lara that ridiculously small butt. When Lara's butt was like pic related, the TR franchise was more successful.

"Boys shouldn't be allowed to see boobs because boys are gross and have cooties" is not an effective character-design philosophy when you are making a video game. Who knew?

Tomb Raider 2013 is not open world what are you smoking? is it even possible that someone on the internet is talking without playing the game?

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Not all that pretty, smaller boobs and hips, psychotic rage she takes on hapless white men, daddy issues. I fail to see how she wouldn't appeal to the modern Western woman.

that's what happens when you put stress on someone so young, being subject to constant pressure from their enviroment and the media.
it's pretty much glorified child abuse, there is a reason making children work is illegal, and in case you haven't made it out of mommy and dad's house yet, working does not only wear you out physically but mentally too.

It's also what happens when you're forced to take circumcised cock in every orifice for years.

No, but who cares?
no one except bleeding hearts.

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Her dad has written some [problematic] books, yet she's totally fine to take the royalties.

bet you know a lot about that, faggot, i try to come up with a reasonable answer not just Holla Forums memes, you shitlords

then she'd be freaking out and crying

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That's not it at all.

It's because she doesn't act, she only reacts, she was built as a victim who still manages to kill dozens of white men (they have to be white) because of gurl power.

The primary appeal is victimhood, as long as it's nothing sexual or explicit enough to make them uncomfortable.

Except it didn't appeal to women anyway because it is a video game and not gossiping on facebook on your phone.

Oh god, imagine a new Gex with how pozzed Jewywood is now.

But 50% of the gamers are women! We just need to pander to them more, im sure of it

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Do you have autism?

The only kind of open i like in my games is pussy

DAYUM!!!1!

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clearly you do not know what an open world game is, going back and forth between levels is not openworld, and there are loading times in case you ever play the game, altough i am not defending the game but holy shit you people just talk out of your ass all the time

Stay triggered Rihana Pratchet, you know i am right.

nice counter argument

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Its really not though, the game is extremely linear. They did want to go open world during development though but that was changed and really the only part where you can see that they were planning to do that was the 1st zone in the game.

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Oy gevalt, stop posting these

It's a proven fact that jew-bashers are just jealous of their success.

If you wanted smug german girl rooting for a foreign president, you should have just asked. :^)

Daily reminder:
ZIONIST CABAL BACKED BY NEARLY INFINITE MONEY AND RESOURCES BEATEN BY A RAG TAG GROUP OF ANIME SHITPOSTERS AND A REAL ESTATE MOGUL.

Midgets in clown costumes

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Dude, what the fuck is wrong with her body?
Seriously!

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Well at least it will be fun

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that's what i was thinking

You realize these cunts can just show up to the office and go get coffee and will put "I work on said game" just cause the fact they were in the building.

It's dead regardless. The cunt leaving is just the cheery on top. Hopefully she finds some other medium to shit up with her nepotism.

And then years later you get shit like Hidden figures.

You sure that's a woman?

Screaming about how shit open worlds are, even when the term doesn't really apply, is becoming the new dank meme around here. Get used to it.

How

𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒!
Its clear you are not from around here. This is not 4cuck.

At least she won't touch Discworld

I just wanted more Agnes and Perdita

Too bad, you get Progressive and Anita

yeyeye

Then we'll be the ones having to deal with more low IQ primates because of the virtue signalling of two (((pedowood))) retards

See? this guy gets it.
(pic related)

She leaves the studio after making a game with no ending? I can't wait to see what they'll do with the next TR game :^)

pics or GTFO

she was, at least in cutscenes, which is why irony doesn't fit

Her

I only played the first part of the reboot, which was like a lazy Uncharted clone with lesbian undertones. How bad was the sequel?

There are no more lesbian undertones.

you mean they aren't just undertones anymore?

Really bad, there's no real ending.

No, I mean they removed the only worthwhile part of the reboot and replaced it with a fat island nigger.

Good riddance, new Tomb Raider games were super shit.

The turned Laira Kroft into Rambo.

kek

They shouldn't have tried to shove Lara's name where it doesn't belong. They made a survival gamein a loose sense and told a survivor's story, but then for some reason shoved the Tomb Raider title on it. Likely because higher-ups didn't think it would sell, so the devs looked for a franchise with a woman who explores things, and cane across Tomb Raider. They claim it's an origin story, claim they'll get NuLara to OriginalLara's confidence and attitude eventually. She makes no headway there in the first, and I know nothing from the second other than one mistake they made. They apparently made the partner character boring Samoa Joe and not the Asian camera lady best friend who got partially possessed by the Priestess. No, she got written into a psych ward by the comics. What the fuck ever. Fucking waste.

Bottom line, they used the title to sell a different story and game people otherwise might not buy. Brand recognition, son.

It's a prime example how more of the same thing can be terrible. It feels like literally the same game, to the point where the set pieces feel identical, except that lara is now a little bit more confident and i mean *little*.

The story itself is a abysmal. There's so little tension in each scene as the bad guys are so eye rollingly incompetent and it doesn't help that lara and her samoan buddy are bland as fuck. Later on it devolves into the most cliche shit ever where every single plot twist is predictable and boring.

Also don't forget to buy the DLC goy.

I still don't understand why they didn't just take the old Lara and made her tits smaller. Seems that's what they were after in the first place.

Oh, wait, I forget, leftists are full of shit.

They should've called the first one "Lara Croft", that would've justified the name of the sequel.

If the game had been good, nobody would have cared. But Tomb Raider 2013 was a shitty, bland, Uncharted ripoff with a redundant skill tree (no joke, it's 100% useless), awful shooting, even worse stealth, WAY too many quicktime events, automatic nigh-unfailable "platforming," awkward animations, bad writing, and every other symptom of bad, bloated AAA shooters. Did you forget how she murders dozens of people, then whines about having to kill one in a cutscene?

Let's also remember the "controversy" surrounding that 30-second sequence of the creepy dude with a gun feeling her up before trying to kill her. I'm sure it wasn't an attempted rape scene which they hastily turned into something less sexual at the last minute to appease the media. Lara is a stronk womyn, but not stronk enough to be threatened with rape. The guy who assaults her has been trapped on that island with a hundred other men for God knows how long, but I'm sure he wouldn't do anything untoward to a succulent young woman like Lara, right? :^)

I wouldn't trust people responsible for that to understand what dramatic irony is. It reminds me more of Donte saying "NOT IN A MILLION YEARS" than anything.

I just want old Lara doing raiding tombs. You know like those older games. No story heavy shit because most people in this industry suck ass at that or just rip off the shit nobody cares about. Plus all those fancy ass cutscenes are fucking waste of money.

Dont forget a racist frog and an egyptian god of chaos and darkness.

Yeah, back in the day devs knew most of them couldnt write so they made the gameplay amazing and the levels fun. Nowadays they all think theyre the second coming of shakespeare so make their games with a heavy narrative, shit gameplay and boring levels. Course theyre less shakespeare and more fanfic artists straight out of livejournal.

All they need to do is go back and play the old tomb raider games to understand why people liked them.
Its a series about exploration and puzzle solving to explore cool areas and findind hidden treasure, an adventure.
It wasnt about watching a cutscene or guncombat at all.
What part of that do devs not understand? It's like if they took a banjo kazooie game and made it about making and driving lego car… wait fuck.

How sad. They really don't want to make a Tomb Raider game. What they want is Uncharted but serious with minor survival elements. That's fine, the problem is they're using the title of a series famous for another types of gameplay and story elements than what they desire to use. That's the disconnect.

What if we took Ace Combat, but rebooted it to be a survival game where you have to find supplies, parts, and fuel on foot in enemy territory? Also the enemy will be Trump and white America.

Go fake some more death threats against yourself, Brianna.

You mis-spelled 'Anthony Burch' user.

Well I laughed anyway, user, well played.

She used to do all sorts of weird blood-fetish shit when she was involved with Billy-Bob Thornton, including the vial of blood thing.

that's because she is into the same (((new age wiccan kabbalah))) shit John Podesda is into.

This

So fucking true, every fucking time. Fucking shit tier texture pack mods are the bane of my CIA

Tomb Raider or: How I Learned to Stop Hating and Love Tombs

It's not women. It's people who clearly don't belong in the industry.

One more.

What in the actual fuck

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That manface.

She probably did, last one I tried was Snuff and I ended up dropping it because it really didn't read like the earlier books. I chalked it up to him just loosing some of his talent as his Alzheimer's got worse but it's possible it was her writing some of it.

It has been kill since Underworld

I wonder if their attempted franchising of LoK isn't what did it in. The hook of Soul Reaver was pretty damn irresistible - you have to play as the next one in line to put Kain down when shit hit the fan. It fit that worldview perfectly.

I think starting the whole paradox plotline and its meanderings just really fucked things up big time, since in Blood Omen 1 itself it was all about everyone taking charge either to summon their vaguely Lovecraftian deity or try to fix the world.

Just muddying up every last game's story to have both Kain and Raziel still around at least to the point they did just made me lose interest personally. I think they'd be better following SR's original outline.

Of course it is my personal belief that when they just heard Kain's VA killing it in recording sessions they said "you know what, we'll make him the main character again". I can't blame them.

Looks like she was stuck between the transition of polygons to 3D.

Fuck this gay earth.

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Nigga what she fights for SEELE in envagalions against Angels
This nigga is retarded.

lmoa just listen and believe, faggot

The new Tomb Riders aren't awful games, frankly of all the big past franchise at least she is treated somewhat well. I wouldn't pay full price for them but at the same time it not a waste to play.

The recent games do a lot of these small details really well. I feel like I'm watching snuff films when I see those animations.

I don't remember the original Lara being that… Brown. She practically looks south american.

She spends a lot of time in tropical climates, what do you expect?

This doesn't look like it's just a tan though. Not that I mind, I prefer caramel to all the other flavors.

WHAT IS THAT THING!?

JUST

Is she actually Welsh or something? Geordie? Secretly a American? Secretly a Paki? Completely a Jew? Half Canadian? Doesn't live in a teapot? What part of her isn't British?

We can always keep her alive with custom OpenTomb games. Once it's finished. any rate.

opentomb.github.io/

The pain will never let up.

In rebuild she's fighting against NERV and SEELE

Read:

There is also mod that puts Tomb Raider 1 into the engine of 4, which makes the game so much better too.
Plenty of fanmods and packs that are toptier too.

GET THAT FILTH OUT OF HERE

Isn't there a remake of Tomb Raider 1 called Tomb Raider Anniversary or something?

I love both the series and rebuild because a mere mention of either will trigger some autist

Rebuilds completely ruined Misato, Asuka and Shinji.

What was Anno thinking?

they were trash anyway

The fanbase literally never stopped making content for the older games.

Begone satan!

Yeah and it is pretty good one too.

she's better than your psycho slut and you know it

Asuka Langley Soryu (not SHITikami), is the most popular EVA character for a reason. She just wants to be loved, but Shinji is a fucking autist to not hold her or give her affection.

Evangelion fans are as bad as maisiefags

that's Rei tho

nope

There is also this tombraider-dox.com/

It's probably going to get a C&D from Squeenix once they release a trailer or get really far along

that's russian facebook, they are known for hacking votes

user.

Good. Nu Tomb Raider a shit.

Sohryu is even Anno's favorite character.

that's why he "ruined" her in rebuild then?

Shikinami is a completely different character.

what was it about denial?

Every single time. I have literally never seen a Rei image attached to a post complaining about Rebuild. What gives?

Sohryu doesn't exist in rebuild, numb nuts.

rei has no personality, there was nothing to change

I've actually seen Reifags complain about rebuild, since she's even more emotionless and robotic in 3.33.

Heck, even Misatofags hate rebuild.

still langley, still asuka, still shit

That's ironic coming from a disgusting Marifag.

those only hindered her, she is much better off not being psychotic broken goods, not as good as best girl still

That just means Sohryu has flaws, Shikinami is just a bad character just like all the rebuild characters.

Heck Anno even significantly changed Shinji because he didn't like how it reminded of himself.

so she's just an unintentional self insert? pathetic

also, you can have flaws and not be a depressed wreck of a human hiding behind a facade of toughness and having at least 2 suicide attempts

Have you watched End of Evangelion? Asuka learns the desire to keep on living and to love herself for who she is, and to accept the pain instead of trying to hide it.

She even says "I don't want to die!" when she's helplessly surrounded by JSSDF, and comes out of the LCL tang after her death.

after she suicide charged them while going crazy from the realization her mum is in the robot, I doubt all her mental issues would be magically fixed after this anyway

sorry, got it mixed up, obviously meant the evas