Meanwhile…

OH SHIT

Why?

Well what dew we have here?

IT IS THE DAY THAT YOUR UNCLE EFFUSHEEARR FINARRY FOUND A WAY TO LEAVE THIS TERRIBUR LAND AND RETURN BACK TO THE BELOVED LAND OF BIRTH!

AND YOU CANNOT COME WITH ME!

o-oh

YES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

JAPANESE HUMOR VERRY SOPHISTICATED, NO?

No

ehh

How are you getting to nippon dude. Are you gonna mail yourself in a box?

Haha a pun

PERHAPS YOU WONDER WHAT IS THIS GRORIOUS MASTER PLAN THAT UNCLE EFFUSHEEARR HAVE MADE TO RETURN TO GREAT LAND OF BIRTH?!

I SHOW YOU!

MY INTELLIGENCE SO GREAT, IT DEMANDS VALIDATION FROM OTHERS!

Tell me, what is the next step of your master plan?

CHOTTO MOTTE, KUDASAI!

THAT MEANS "SHUT UP AND STAY HERE!"

is it a balloon?

...

:^|

STUPID FAT GAMU!

AHA!

HERE IT IS!

MY TICKET BACK TO NIPPON!

it's a vidya gaem

…

MUST I EXPRAIN EVERYTHING FOR YOU?!

That's a big game.

yes

i bet this is a shit rerun episode

please

IT IS SUPER-RARE WII GAME, RELEASED LATE IN CONSOLE LIFETIME! SPECIAL SUPER DUPER LIMITED EDITION!

NEVER OPENED!

VIRGINITY OF GAME OFFICIALLY VERIFIED!

BY ACTUAL VIRGINS!

ＮＥＷ  ＭＩＮＴ
ＮＥＷ  ＭＩＮＴ
ＮＥＷ  ＭＩＮＴ
ＮＥＷ  ＭＩＮＴ
ＮＥＷ  ＭＩＮＴ
ＮＥＷ  ＭＩＮＴ
ＮＥＷ  ＭＩＮＴ

so basically us.

So you graded it?

BECAUSE GAME NEVER OPENED.

AND GAME VIRGINITY INTACT.

THE VALUE OF THIS GAME IS OVER TWO-THOUSAND DOLLARU!

I KNOW THIS BECAUSE EBAY SAID SO!

sell the instruction manual for free

Are you gonna defile her?

more like 200

Bullshit, it's $200.

NOW I WILL FINARRY LEAVE THIS TERRIBURR LAND!

AND GO BACK TO WHAT I WAS DOING BEFORE I CAME HERE!

PETITIONING THE GOVERNMENT FOR THE EXTERMINATION OF ALL KOREANS!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

TAKE THAT GAME'S VIRGINITY

*pomf*

Low energy

to be honest this isn't a bad idea

...

STICK THAT CONTROLLER INSIDE HER BOX

ALL THIS RAUGHING MAKE MY NECK SORE!

I WILL GO AND REST FOR A MOMENT!

What are we gonna do on the bed?

Wait…
How will that let you go back?

I WILL RETURN!

DON'T YOU DARE THINK ABOUT OPENING THIS GAMU!

NOW, WHERE DID I PUT THAT CAMERA?!

...

Cum on the game

But there isnt a noblest mission than that

ﾍ(=￣∇￣)ﾉ

l-lewd

Herro, GB-san

Yeah, from 2014

A VIDYA GAEM

That game is too big to fit inside you GB.

Uh oh…

That's what I was thinking last night too.

(ᅌᴗᅌ* )

Ｒ．Ｏ．Ｂ． 

Ｎｅｗ  ｇａｍｅ！

...

That's odd.

Normally, receiving a new video game is usually a more difficult chore than just waiting for one to just appear out of nowhere…

But this must be our lucky day!

Let's hurry up and play it!

Oh shit the shekels!

RIP

That's strange…

I've never seen a case so inaccessible before.

...

But I'm pretty sure there's a way to open it.

After all, video games were made to be played.

So there's got to be a way.

Smash it open with the gyros

didn't mean to sage

WHERE IS THAT STUPID CAMERA!

I WILL NOT GET MAXIMUM EXPOSURE WITH MY ITEM WITH JUST A STOCK PHOTOGRAPH!

…nani?

Okay, GB.

On the count of three…

WTF is going on

MY GAMU!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY GAMU!

...

WTF

...

A beautiful case of destruction.

Check em

DO IT FAGGOT

Oh, hey F.C.R.

Was this your game?

I didn't think this was your game, because you said video games are for unemployed and socially deficient people.

YES!

AND YOU ARE ALL OF THOSE THINGS!

DON'T YOU DARE OPEN THAT GAME, IT IS NOT FOR PLAY!

Looks like me and FCR-san have the same kinda investment strategies.

But F.C.R., that's just silly.

Who would buy a video game and not play it?

Are there people who actually do that?

pic related

yes, I am one such person

GB-san, what are you doing? Get offa ROB

YES!

AND WE HAVE BETTER TASTES THAN YOU DO!

...

Gee, F.C.R.

This goes against everything I've ever known about video games.

1 to play and the other to keep.

R.O.B surely you should know this.

But I've always had an open perception to a lot of things…

What are the benefits of not playing a video game that you got?

IT VERRY SIMPLE.

I WILL EXPRAIN EVERYTHING!

DON'T STAND BEHIND ME!

I DO NOT TRUST YOU!

THE PROPER WAY OF ENJOYING A GAME AND MAKING LUDICROUS SUMS OF MONEY ARE THREEFOLD!

STEPPU ONE:

GRAB VIDEO GAMU!

STEPPU TSU:

PUT IT ON PEDESTAL!

STEPPU TSUREE:

LEAVE IT THERE!

...

I think I'm beginning to understand now.

...

Actually, I don't understand at all.

BAKA ROB-SAN!

IS IT NOT OBVIOUS!?

ROOK AT GAMU!

IT AGES LIKE FINE WINE!

AS TIME GOES FORWARD, THE VALUE GROWS MORE AND MORE!

GAMERS WITH POOR SENSE OF UNDERSTAND OF HOW CREDIT WORKS WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RESIST PURCHASING SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL!

SO UNTOUCHED!

SO CLEAN!

Clean?

YES!

CLEAN!

UNLIKE GB-CHAN!

Oh he fucked up.

(ﾟ▽ﾟ｀*)?

...

...

(๑• ₃ •๑)

ｗｈａｔ  ｉｓ  ｉｔ？

ｓｔｏｐ  ｓｔａｒｉｎｇ！

...

Shit, GB is a redskin

l-lewd

Stop staring!

SO ROB-SAN!

HAS MY DETAILED EXPRANATION FINARRY MADE YOU AWARE OF MY GENIUS PLAN?!

Actually, I've tried to understand, but I just can't.

Here's why.

...

Video games are a different kind of collectible than the sort of items that people collect and store away, such as comic books or vinyl records.

The element that sets video games apart from other entertainment mediums is interactivity: Meaning that you don't simply watch a game, or listen to a game, you play it.

rude tbh

What is all this faggotry?

I UNDERSTAND
I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY FCR

It is just seems so unnatural for someone to buy a video game and not play it.

It's like buying food and not eating it.

Or buying a drink and not drinking it.

Video games are meant to be enjoyed in the way and manner they were designed to be enjoyed: played by someone who wants to go on a brand new adventure, or be challenged into reaching a new high score!

i loved this thread the first time i read it

i can't wait for new R.O.B. threads

To buy and sell video games like a commodity is just so wrong. That would be like treating friends like commodities that can be bought and sold.

Would you buy or sell your own friends?

ROB-SAN

THAT IS…

FCR is right ROB even though games are meant to be played you can still make lots of shekels off of dumb goys who will pay premium for "mint" collectables

You can then use the money you made for more bideo games!

…LITERARRY THE DUMBEST CRAP I'VE EVER HEARD!

In any case, I think GB really wants to play your game.

GB can't seem to leave it alone.

NO!

THAT'S MY ONRY WAY OUT OF HERE!

low effort m8

(๑′°︿°๑)

ｓｔｏｐ  ｉｔ！

ｓｔｏｐ  ｌｏｏｋｉｎｇ  ａｔ  ｍｅ！

Gameboy a cute.

GB-CHAN, LET GO OF MY GAMU!

AND I WILL LOOK AT YOU ALL I WANT!

(⊙﹏⊙✿)

ｎｏｏｏ．

GB-CHAN! YAMATE!

OH CRAP I AM FALLING!

...

heil

OH, THANK THE SPIRITS!

MY GAMU IS STILL UNTOUCHED!

NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW!

*shatter*

...

RIP FCR'S HOPES AND DREAMS

HE DIED AS HE LIVED

A MASSIVE CHINK

...

...

ε-(≖д≖﹆)

ｏｗｗ

rip

...

Looks like your game is now opened…

That's too bad.

But now that it's open, you can enjoy it just as the developers intended.

Let's go play it together.

…F.C.R.?

...

...

Not bad

Well, now that F.C.R.'s asleep, I'm sure it would be alright if we played the new video game.

What do you say, GB?

ヾ（〃＾∇＾）ﾉ♪

ａｗｅｓｏｍｅ！

We hope you had fun today, everyone!

But it's getting pretty late.

We hope you come back real soon.

Remember, me and GB love you.

Goodnight everyone.

Gooda nightu amigos!

Come to brazil

Good night rob and GB!

I don't even care that it's a re-run. Love you too, Robobuddy and GB. How's the move been?

(︶ω︶)

ｒ．ｏ．ｂ．  ｔｈｒｅａｄｓ  ａｒｅ  ｃｏｍｉｎｇ  ｂａｃｋ

ｇｅｔ  ｒｅａｄｙ．

youtube.com/watch?v=O6p7OdQRkTc&t=52s

It's always so late for me. It's 1:35 am for me

Get
HYPE

I can't wait

YES.
YES.
YES:

Nice! Always missed these threads.

Can you at least wait until I'm done playing video games before you start? The thread was half way over when I saw it.

WEW

...

I demand GB lewds

Let's see those batteries, slut

GB IS NOT FOR SEXUAL!

No she is pure, PURE!

rerun and people acting like faggots the thread

Good song, always good

Sounds like you niggers missed out on the thread where we played games on GB

YES! MORE ROB THREADS

NANI?!

WE LOVE YOU

I webmed it here

Wait a minute that song

Bet you didn't know GB is ticklish

...

...

Imagine if it were energizer, then she could go on and on and on

...

Can we get to the sex already?

This is fucking terrible. 10/10

I like how 2017 started! Celebrate!

Fuck. Even back when these were a somewhat regular occurence, I only discovered them long after they ended

oh God, I'm saving this thread

I haven't laughed this hard in a while

Ha.

Were all the old ROB threads this good?
Holy shit, why did I skip them all? This is the first one I've actually opened up. Are there archives of the old threads?

This is one of the better ones, I'd say. They we're all enjoyable regardless.

These threads are the only good thing a nintendrone has ever done

got an archive to some of the better ones?

This thread is always best thread on Holla Forums

Wait what, I thought ROB was gone. He's back now?

You feel it too don't you

>>>/robgb/

It's not worth shit if you don't intend to sell it.

>>>/v9k/

The aliens were real all along

Thread Archived:
archive.is/d1aTe

Oh god I'm so happy

Anyone know any websites that would sell a R.O.B. for a decent price? This thread makes me want one.