Shantae Thread

>mfw Risky's Boss moveset is based on the Pirate's Curse upgrades
>mfw I see "Samael the Butterdragon" in the backer credits

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Bless who ever started this 'anime girls wearing MAGA hats' movement.

Risky boot update when?

I DON'T KNOW BUT I WANT IT SO BAD

You're welcome

You will NEVER date a cute monster girl, and even if they existed they would call you a creep with monster fever ;_;

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So, what are the other two characters? one is Risky, what's the other? Magic Shantae?

That's not what /monster/ told me would happen

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What? so it is just NG+? that kinda sucks for having an extra slot, I was hoping it was at least an alternate outfit.

It's for speed runners, like in Pirate's Curse. You can beat the game in like half the time or so.

You played Pirate's Curse, right? It's the exact same thing as that where you start off with all the important upgrades for speedrunning reasons. Maybe that niche is too small, but beating the game quicker will unlock stuff. But there are other modes coming out than just Risky. We're gonna get to play Sky, Bolo, and Robbie Rotten, but I don't know exactly how different it will be.

I really doubt we're getting the Sky, Bolo and Rottytops modes since they didn't got funded in the Kickstarter. Unless they release them as paid DLC.

I see, do we have to pay extra for those?

Can't remember but if they aren't going through with it then our last hope is Shantae in Sm4sh

But they did get funded.

Oh hey cool, my bad.

I should stop letting curiosity get the best of me, ewww.

That's the same fucking degenerate who paid to get his OC as a hidden boss in Undertale.

Never played memetale, what secret boss?

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undertale.wikia.com/wiki/So_Sorry

Even the creator wanted to distance himself from it, so it's almost impossible to encounter him unless you specifically go out of your way to find him.

Creator of Undertale, I mean.

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So, the blobfish form is just a joke?

What is rape for $2000?

They let the donations open after kikestarter, but they didnt promise the extra goals, but said it would be included depending how well the game sell and if they have time, so odds are pic related

Furfags ruin everything

Wasn't the whole deal with that faggot that he was trying to hold the game hostage with his being the majority donator at one point and he was pushing for his OC being important to the plot or else he'd pull his funding? I don't remember if that was just a rumor or not like how if you killed his OC it didn't count for don't-kill-anything playthroughs turned out to just be hearsay.

I want to pirate it because I'm poor, but I also want to wait for the risky update. Should I do it anons? I don't even know if my PC can handle it. If it's anything like Ducktails, the characters will flicker.

different game

Toasters can run the game, just change the resolution and it will play just fine.

Is your computer from the 80's?

But I refuse to play anything under 1080p now. I will give it a try, then.

Yes.

Then don't ask shit you whiny bitch

Nigger, shut the fuck up.

Did you actually like the new one?

It is good, not as good as the earlier one in terms of level design.

But the earlier ones weren't even good.

But that's the thing. If they decided to go with the god-tier pixel art Risky's Revenge and Pirate's Curse had instead of slapping shitty 3D in the background I wouldn't have these problems.
Fuck the new art direction, I hope WayForward doesn't try to pull this shit ever again.


Pic related is my shit. I'm actually thinking about overclocking my graphic card.


Fuck off, then.

Compared to the previous game it's a downgrade in terms of difficulty. I found the game to be easier than Pirate's Curse and the final level wasn't as difficult. The invincibility upgrade and the tiara also remove any sort of difficulty from the final bosses.

Shantae for the GBC is the best one

it's pretty good, but the small screen does make it harder to play than the newer games

My only gripe on the GBC one is having to hold attack to run.

Device limitations. I want a Shantae GBC with Pirate's Curse graphics. Although, part of the charm is the GBC sprites, not to mention the shit ton of content it have for a GBC game.

It's okay, though the game is way too easy with the upgrades and the level design, and the story goes to fucking nowhere. I hope they can add more to the story with the the other characters.

It would be cool if they re-released it with a wide-screen feature. I would pay $5 for that.

I was worried that it wouldn't run on mine, either, which was why I was trying to get a dump of the Vita version before. Nothing came up, so I went ahead and tried it on PC. I got it to stop lagging for 97% of the content by scaling it down to 640x860 or whatever it was. The other 3% wasn't lag that broke the game. I was surprised because even the final boss didn't give me problems until the second half which was just barely slower I think.

I doubt it, haven't played it yet, but wayforward probably played the safe card for a sequel or back to statu quo. There was an extra chapter with a reformed Risky Boots, but I think it wasn't funded.


That doesn't sound good. Fuck that. I can't believe the frames would drop just because of the fucking background.

Its an easy megaman game

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But in each game they change the art

Oh that's a good memory
What's up mods? Don't you like Francis E. Dec?

God bless these fish tits.

They don't Pirate's Curse is Risky's Revenge on steroids for a lot of reasons, including the shared assets.

Which reminds me
dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ180411.html

Missed a dot there.

What is it? Looks cool.

and they did the same with Risky's Revenge and Shantae Advance.

Oh, nothing, nothing.
Nice triplets.

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To be fair, Shantae Advance was supposed to be the true Risky's Revenge, or Risky's Revolution, which sounds way cooler. I wonder how different it would hve been from Risky's Revenge.


I meant, what's the gameplay is like? I might go to /hgg/ and share it.

it looks stupid

Just fucking download the demo you nerd

Well yeah, anime is stupid.

It's shit.

and maga is even more stupid

Making america great again is stupid?

MEGA is all that counts, I agree.

it was never great

Says you

Thanks for the derail attempt you retards.

We got an MTV star here.

You forgot to quote the Underfags around.

You can thank me as usual, under the table.

link defaults to dlsite homepage, /r/ing pic of link

Is… Is that in the game?

No it don't.

Alternatively from , there was a backer who got to design an enemy (I think there were a few), and he put forward the Bonelegs. I can't remember what problems he was causing the dev team, but he was a real faggot about it all.

no

Long live the USA!

I think so. The blob grandma doesn't even care. I'm sure there's something stupid somewhere, though.

My fear comes from the demo, actually. It was mostly ok, except for the barrel level.

You need to hit the pink button, not the blue.

W-wait, no, I think you're misunderstanding something, or I'm not being clear enough! I'm the kind of guy who can't play with lag, and there wasn't any at all. When I said there was lag, it's more like the tiniest least noticeable framerate drop. It's fine, really!

So you're saying it's shit.

It seems to be an invincible form that fucks enemies up by the touch, but I've only tried it on one enemy. I immediately traded it back because of how game-breaking it seemed to be.

Probably not on your computer.

the fuck

She may be acoustic.

Where is the Shantae porn?

Subbed ;^)

Shantae and all her friends are not for sexual!

lmgtfy.com/?q=shantae porn

Right here >>>/vp/1137


Why are you subscribing to autismo?


Didn't Shantae's creator said he was okay with Shantae porn because he was impressed for the quality of the art?

I just don't get why anyone would want to do it like that. I saw that gif. There's no way in hell that that's safe OR comfortable.

I'd imagine that this would happen

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I didn't know dicks had bones.

there are no bones in the benis

Humans don't, but plenty of animals actually have cock-bones; they're called a "bacculum". Penis tissue can effectively "break" when it is rigid; just like any other rigid material.

Ouch.

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New game was pretty short, expected more content.

As i said, i want to believe the Main mode was a warmup for the entire free DLC shit that is comming to the game.

U will never fug a giant mermaid

I just wonder, why didn't they just voice everything? they voiced a lot of lines now.

Why do you guys like this game, isn't it made by an sjw?

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b-b-b-b-but she will appear in a Lab Zero game!!

She's already black or poo in the loo, so it's up to you to prove it's not sjw!

I hope that's not your idling temps.

she's half genie. Did you expect her to be white?

If you backed the kickstarter, if not you only get some dlc free

Uh, YEAH! SHAZAM IS WHITE!!!!!!!

Hol up, hol up.

Yes, ywn find a qt genie while doing your job
he is just fucking baiting, ignore the faggot

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Sorry penis, this year won't be any better.

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no. But how's that remotely hot? I'd be worried at 70 degrees.

Alright, you got me there.

Get the fuck out of here with your dead memes.

Why live?

Alping is wrong, user. Please attempt to be less of a tranny when posting in the future.

Whatever, at least I can be user's dragon girl in my head.

>>>/out/
>>>/fag/
>>>/erp/

But Kazaam wuz genies & shit. Checkmate motherfucker.

But user-kun, you're too faggy to be a stronk dragon.

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Awesome

Are Persians white?

Did any of you guys know that the first dungeon from the GBC Shantae can be accessed by using the Scimitar Dash into a wall of Pirate Curse's first dungeon?

Could you make the pic bigger?

Saved

I didn't make it, I've just had that image saved on my harddrive for 3 years waiting for this moment.

I had to look it up but yeah, I was hoping for a secret boss or something though.

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YOU ARE THE FAGGY ONE!

user I think you just want a regular lizard, not a lizard girl.

Alola or Kanto?

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Snouts are the best and can house the longest tongues for tender kisses.

What I want for them to do next is to just take the assets from HGH, use those same assets on the next game to considerably cut down on dev time, put in everything they couldn't in HGH (all those sweet unfunded milestones), and try to make it as similar to Pirate's curse as they can within reason. That's all I want in the next game.

Kemono is not THAT bad

But Mr. Furkike, even a 3DPD can have a "long" tongue provided they lack a sublingual frenulum. The human tongue is already that long, it is simply kept in place by that portion of the tongue. Additionally, if a monster girl like a rokurokubi were to have her sublingual frenulum cut, she would likely be able to stretch her neck all the away across the street and french, and even arc her neck enough that traffic could pass safely under it. How could your precious snoutfu ever compare?

Yes, actually. Found it on accident trying to 100% the game. It's a neat Easter Egg.


Trips of truth, I want a Pirate's Curse engine remake. Even if they change dancing to match HGH, it'd be fine. The only complaint I have is night time doing nothing but make enemies more spongey. Change that alone and GBC Shantae is way more palateable.


This sums up my opinion of HGH the most. It really felt like a weird Mega Man game. Imagine a linear version of Mega Man 7. Also imagine Mega Man 7 isn't shit. Not to mention, they immediately axed the new genie 20 minutes after she arrives and that was a selling plot-point.

Ranking games:
Shantae (GBC) >= Pirate's Curse > Half-Genie Hero > Risky's Revenge.

When will this meme end?

I believe the new 'half-genie' is going to have her own mode too

When Mega Man 7 stops being a bad game. :^) I mostly call it shit out of habit, I personally don't have a problem with it. But I'm not a die-hard Mega Man fan. My favorite game was Mega Man Legends 2. Yes, I know it's not a Mega Man game, but damn if it's not fun. If Legends 1 were in 2's engine, it'd hands down be the best.

Wait… is that a typo?

its a meme you dip

Didn't reach the stretchgoal for full VO I guess.

I didn't know they had a stretch goal for that.

inb4 someone posts that %100 Turkish video

Want to fucking bust this generalizing porn shaming retarded faggot's face and skull open so badly. Didn't even support Trump until all the shit his supporters got then actually getting the facts about him.

Good thing the shits always double down because they're too pathetically arrogant without any justification to otherwise.

archive.is/OEDgl

The mermaid queen better be a recurring character, like the Squid baron.

I WANT A NEW QT HALF GENIE!
Where is she way foward!?
Luckily I didnt pledge the game, fucking bait and switch

Never ever. Squid Baron spin-off, when?!

I wanted a legitimate half-genie rival and for Shantae to end up teaming up with her to beat Risky. Then they could have a more friendly rivalry.

Am I the only one a little disappointed that they moved away from the classic Metroidvania formula with this game?

Nigga, do you really gotta ask that?

I'm not seeing a lot of people complaining about it…

what the fuck is that quality and filesize

When's nude mod?

I don't mind it gives Shantae it's own thing, I think if levels had alternate paths and end points it would have worked a tonne better though.

Must have been GIMP'd at some point.

Except it's still not its own thing; it's a fairly formulaic action platformer (albeit a pretty good one) now.

It would be if they did what I said to do.

You are not alone, I liked to walk to the dungeons and get lost, explore the town and get to shantae house.

Why is that?

Anyone can make a gif of shantae and rotty tops laugh?

see pic

me too

Workin' on it.

This could have been a good after-credits scene.

Looks way better/faster and more polished than Risky's Revenge. RR was great but that GBA game had some nice visuals and animations.

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Sometimes people just get that stuff on their PCs, I recently reinstalled my OS… tried Win8.1 for 20 minutes before NOPE'n and installing Win7 again.

I guess you'd prefer I ran some vegan OS like Trisquel?

aprecio la animacion, pero el español de españa siempre me suena como si estuvieran masticando chicle al hablar y el español de mexico suena a propaganda de TacoBell con el chihuahueño de acento mexicano.
Neutral spanish is the best spanish

No, Richard, it's 'Linux', not 'GNU/Linux'. The most important contributions that the FSF made to Linux were the creation of the GPL and the GCC compiler. Those are fine and inspired products. GCC is a monumental achievement and has earned you, RMS, and the Free Software Foundation countless kudos and much appreciation.
Following are some reasons for you to mull over, including some already answered in your FAQ. One guy, Linus Torvalds, used GCC to make his operating system (yes, Linux is an OS – more on this later). He named it 'Linux' with a little help from his friends. Why doesn't he call it GNU/Linux? Because he wrote it, with more help from his friends, not you. You named your stuff, I named my stuff – including the software I wrote using GCC – and Linus named his stuff. The proper name is Linux because Linus Torvalds says so. Linus has spoken. Accept his authority. To do otherwise is to become a nag. You don't want to be known as a nag, do you?
(An operating system) != (a distribution). Linux is an operating system. By my definition, an operating system is that software which provides and limits access to hardware resources on a computer. That definition applies whereever you see Linux in use. However, Linux is usually distributed with a collection of utilities and applications to make it easily configurable as a desktop system, a server, a development box, or a graphics workstation, or whatever the user needs. In such a configuration, we have a Linux (based) distribution. Therein lies your strongest argument for the unwieldy title 'GNU/Linux' (when said bundled software is largely from the FSF). Go bug the distribution makers on that one. Take your beef to Red Hat, Mandrake, and Slackware. At least there you have an argument. Linux alone is an operating system that can be used in various applications without any GNU software whatsoever. Embedded applications come to mind as an obvious example.
Next, even if we limit the GNU/Linux title to the GNU-based Linux distributions, we run into another obvious problem. XFree86 may well be more important to a particular Linux installation than the sum of all the GNU contributions. More properly, shouldn't the distribution be called XFree86/Linux? Or, at a minimum, XFree86/GNU/Linux? Of course, it would be rather arbitrary to draw the line there when many other fine contributions go unlisted. Yes, I know you've heard this one before. Get used to it. You'll keep hearing it until you can cleanly counter it.
You seem to like the lines-of-code metric. There are many lines of GNU code in a typical Linux distribution. You seem to suggest that (more LOC) == (more important). However, I submit to you that raw LOC numbers do not directly correlate with importance. I would suggest that clock cycles spent on code is a better metric. For example, if my system spends 90% of its time executing XFree86 code, XFree86 is probably the single most important collection of code on my system. Even if I loaded ten times as many lines of useless bloatware on my system and I never excuted that bloatware, it certainly isn't more important code than XFree86. Obviously, this metric isn't perfect either, but LOC really, really sucks. Please refrain from using it ever again in supporting any argument.
Last, I'd like to point out that we Linux and GNU users shouldn't be fighting among ourselves over naming other people's software. But what the heck, I'm in a bad mood now. I think I'm feeling sufficiently obnoxious to make the point that GCC is so very famous and, yes, so very useful only because Linux was developed. In a show of proper respect and gratitude, shouldn't you and everyone refer to GCC as 'the Linux compiler'? Or at least, 'Linux GCC'? Seriously, where would your masterpiece be without Linux? Languishing with the HURD?
If there is a moral buried in this rant, maybe it is this:
Be grateful for your abilities and your incredible success and your considerable fame. Continue to use that success and fame for good, not evil. Also, be especially grateful for Linux' huge contribution to that success. You, RMS, the Free Software Foundation, and GNU software have reached their current high profiles largely on the back of Linux. You have changed the world. Now, go forth and don't be a nag.
Thanks for listening.

Windows 7 would suffice.


At least add line breaks to your hipster OS pasta.

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If I got a chance I'd impregnate Shantae for sure. She's a magical being not a mudslime or nigger so it's perfectly okay

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You're still spied on in Windows 7. This is a gaming/video editing PC, and windows 10 is fine for that; for important shit, I have Linux on my laptop.

Fuck off Windows gay

How much workarounds do I need for Win 10 to not eat up my resources with shit like smart drive and other services? some of my friends I played online with complain about their Win 10 services giving them either lag or framerate drops, including the aforementioned "backup" thing.

Now I need to find some R34 of these two together…

I get not liking they spying shit, but Windows 10 is actually lighter than Windows 7 (and Ubuntu for that matter).

I had an odd that about window's tans I mean do they have a machine and a physical humanoid body or is the humanoid body the machine?
Can you truly impregnate a machine?

*the spying shit

You need to go watch Armitage, user. It's basically like that.

El doblaje de Chile para las caricaturas chinas es el mejor español hablado.

Then why are these people complaining about stuff they can't even stop and the like? mandatory updates and other stuff that seems to activate on a whim.


Also this, can you stop Win10 from calling home?

So that's the title of that movie I watched in many years ago and really liked it, even remembered it to this day just forgot the name. Good movie, and I've already seen it but it still doesn't explain how the tan thing works the console tans from Holla Forums years ago too how do those work

Here, you can make a gif, or whatever from this.

This guy is the worst self righteous and hypocritical assfuck there is out there. He'll send his fantards (Yes, he has them) to harass nobody artists who don't instantly suck his dick and complain about being the victim.

Fuck this guy, everything negative about him is likely true. I'd elaborate but I only saw this as I was about to head to bed, but if I see this thread tomorrow I'll drop some shade.

You can't really stop 7/8 either. Just ask Holla Forums.

Pleb, last comic translation NEVER EVER!

Armitage III

That looks like shit faggot.

Laste request, turn pic related into CIA and Bane

Doing gods work, user

Your loss, friend

I've been playing other games so I haven't played Shantae HGH I only got passed a few levels. Be friends with my dick

Estoy de acuerdo


that ecchi is meh, better watch or read pic related.
Fully translated

I wouldn't recommend it that much but that's just me, too much drama (but then again, is CLAMP)

Resolution fixed

FOREVER EVER

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Actually, it's just shy of 160 frames.

Did he dick the robot?

I guess it is implied he would do one day, but the series goes further into the drama of "should PCs love people? should people love PCs?" and all that crap.

Fuck that shit, at least in buttobi cpu the MC fucks his computer to save the day

Well?

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this new game is unfinished garbage. Pirates Curse and the Original GBC game are the only games in the series wroth playing.

Shantae is just so comfy.

well, CLAMP went downhill with that Shit Tsubasa Chronicle.

He will do in the future (backdoor of course)

Have something light like pic related instead

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You think that would stop them? You know how their kind (retards) are a fucking plague.


Literally has nothing to do with the skin color.

CLEARLY the mind set of SJW

Yep, I will save you one spoiler
Chii was originally Freya who commited the mistake of falling for her dad/maker and gave lots of angst to him and his wife because of it, so she shut herself down or something, then the man died and the wife decided to put the body (Chii) where Hideki could find her, shit happens and all


They went downhill the moment they decided to not finish X because it would somehow upset fans that things were going to get darker despite it being a very dark series from the start.

Tsubasa was their attempt at rebuilding their"clampverse" whose very core was X (yes, from X and back everything happened in the same world), then they wanted to go multiverse, fucked up Card Captor Sakura in the process and made a thousand other works with no ending whatsoever.


b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but LAB ZERO will have Shantae in their non-Valkyrie Profile game user!!

Pics of that? I only remember when some faggot asked if they were going to put more cloths on shantae because she looked naked or some shit and the devs said he should pledge a lot of shekels for the alternative cloths milestone that were even more lewd

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just found one of the bikinis

I just feel overwhelming hatred for prudish faggots at this point.

Any self respecting creator who makes cute and sexy girls needs to straight up mock then if criticized for not budging, next say to fuck off.

We seem to be beating them back for the moment. Lets just hope there are no major setbacks.

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niggers don't have blue eyes you fucking retard. And not everyone from the middle east is Semitic/Sephardic. Shantae is clearly a tan white woman.

What's the point of gif when a webm or mp4 of the same thing is smaller than 1 megabyte?

X will always be in hiatus hell, Clamp is dead to me nd the new CCS is just season 2 anime filler in manga form

I think the same

Damn, she actually looked more lewd with the bikini

Only most Europeans had blue, green and sometimes grey eyes. I'm European blood myself and I'm blue/green eyes. Brownskins rarely have blue or green eyes as it's a heavily recessive trait.

Has no one told you user? the new CCS will literally connect with the current clampverse starting with Tsubasa and all that clone mumbo jumbo, CCS is ruined forever.

Should add risky boots cloths to the guy below

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FOREVER EVER

FOREVER EVER

Why did you do that? Nice.

Literally every time I see one of those disgusting coverings I want to burn a mudslime shithole to the ground and all their regressive filth with it.

And being ignorant doesn't make me a retard.

you win this round my ignorant friend

I respect mudslimes more then kikes and liberals tbh. Omar Mateen literally did nothing wrong.

I just read the first chapter and I thought it was going to be Sakura card ark in manga form and I stopped right there.
Pure garbage and yes, CCS is forever ruined.
vid related is better mahou shoujo

He was holding a Guac bowl

Kikes are weak, amusing, fun to bully and harmless without any actual power along with giving us all kinds of shit for their precious shekels they think they can occasionally manipulate us with. Also not retarded.

Mudslimes are retarded, dangerous fanatics who hypocritically hate lewd and sexuality in general while being degenerate savages defiling actual attractive women who weren't raised in their shithole.

I'll take kikes over those subhumans any day.

And I'm not even mad that a bunch of 3D fags and dykes died. Cute, sexy 2D's the only way you avoid the degeneracy regardless if they're or not retarded. I'm pissed that mudslime shits think they can bring their shit over here and that's not fucking happening.

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what a horrible way to start off a shantae thread

I think they only had one voice actor.


FOREVER EVER


She wasn't really a half-genie, she just took the form of one. I feel bad for her, though.


They moved away from every level being directly connected since Pirate's Curse, what are you talking about? And you still backtrack to grab pickups, as linear as the levels seem to have become, now- although that seems to fit more of the Megaman/SMB3 deal.


She can dance into a white person


I would have liked another ice level, but I guess they didn't have time for that :^) anyway I remember it being hard as balls before I started looking for upgrades. Might try a low% Hero mode run.


If it makes any difference the thread already has over 200 replies

The pushback needs to get meaner.

they used to do it more often but people ignored it. they got drowned out by horny people posting 2d girls or video games, they got tired of trying and left.

You just have a shit PC fucking nigger.

I'm pleasantly surprised. Maybe that's just the way to do it.

FOREVER EVER

Oooh fishtits thread.

I don't know whether I would want Shantae or Undyne in Sm4sh more

Burn in the fires.

Fuck off

Fuck off.

Fuck off.

Pirate's curse still have you exploring and having areas connected, not to mention that you still had to get to the dungeons the old way.


No shit, faggot.


Good taste

You got cucked by R63 Huey you faggot.
Also Fuck off :^)

How much do you faggots agree with this faggot?

Truly, those feeding spheres are a gift from a loving god.

Any easter eggs and shit in this game?

Nice try shill

That pussy must smell fishy.

According to Skyrim, there are about 6 bones in the penis, and at least one in each testicle.

>Devastated when the original campaign didn't make the stretch goal for Nega-Shantae
My hype was through the roof.

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but that's where the irons are.

FOREVER EVER

Friendly reminder that it's alright to racemix with Shantae because she's half genie

She's 100% Kebab.

C'mon user, go back to /monster/, we're all brown lovers in here.

AND 100% ADORABLE!

She's got 100% great hips.

How did they get away with this?

The cutest Turk with amazing hips indeed.
10/10 would remove virginity.

Would racemix and take responsibility

FOREVER EVER

when will you learn?

only if you are a faggot or a kike

Lambdadelta is cute. CUTE!

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correct user!

Reminder that he's the only character you can kill and not have it count against your pacifist run.

actually it says right in that very wiki that killing him does count against you, right at the very start too

But that's bullshit, because his death does count.

Last I checked killing him awarded no EXP which let you kill him while still getting the pacifist ending.

Consider hanging yourself ASAP.

Because it's an edit.

That's a big rebrand.

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Does not compute.

GIVE BACK CONSTANTINOPLE AND
ANATOLIA YOU TURKROACH

I've been curious for a while whether that tiny Turk is mentally deficient. Obviously he goes along with the videos, but it could still be a tard being worked by someone else.

Are you a kike or something?

user, I'm pretty sure she's Persian.

do you have the video where he's being passed by a group of guys and he ends up pulling a knife on them?

There is no video, he just moved too fast for it. There is only one picture a high speed camera managed to get

but i saw the video, i swear there was a video

They look more like goblins than cockroaches

So are any of the games worth playing?

This is the alleged turkroach who shot up the nightclub on new years. Coincidence?

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I guess she is a jew

You're the faggot.

But user, she also has a monkey transformation, so she might be a loo or nigger.

She's got a mermaid transformation, so she's probably Dutch.

Considering the Mermaid of Warsaw, it might make her a meathead instead.

It's a cute mouse, user. Not a rat. Learn the difference.

You are my nigga.

No. He never does. The whole purpose behind Chobits was CLAMP being high on their whole farts and trying hard to dictate that love shouldn't be a corporeal/physical concept and it could sustain without the need for contact or copulation.

They often went off on such tangents. Legal Drug, XXXHolic, Tsubasa, and probably most famously Cardcaptor Sakura, where they fully wrote and supported a relationship with loli and a teacher that ended in marriage before she was even in middle school.

Chobits is dogshit masked as waifu bait.

Rottytops has the lewdest sprite of the whole freakin game. All the girl's have noticeable boob bounce when they move, but Rotty is the only one with prominent hip swing along with boob bounce!

Cardcaptor Sakura alone features not only said loli teacher relationship, but also two separate instances of first cousins that wanted to fuck their relatives and it's highly implied the protagonists parents started their relationship while the mother was still a student in high/middle school with a teacher