A thread for people that aren't fat dudes pretending to be girls.
A thread for people that aren't fat dudes pretending to be girls
great a thread just for me
Count me out.
Why would I do that?
I am your master now.
YOU'RE JUST PULLING THE STRINGS I KNOW IT
DON'T TRY TO TRICK ME FOX-JEW
Shut up, faggot!
baka fucking quit
Oh WEW a thread
shut up gay nigger
How does it feel that you aren't FAMOUS????
Sorry. You're not allowed.
Hey there. How are you?
I'm tired. You?
I'm fine, just a little out of it. Catching my breath. LOL
Tell me about it.
Catching your breath from..?
oh, it's 5 am
GIVE EME MONEY SO ICAN GKISS MY AGF
im going to live in an efficiency apartment until i die
just general un comfortableness
and lul from being done with things now that it's 2 am
Don't make me beat you again.
You need to rest.
You're such an ass.
i shouldn't get so much pleasure and laughter from watching my cat heave up hairballs
>>>>>>>>>????well then fuck you too~!
im goin the fucc to lseep
i think i'll take a shower...
The bruises mean I love you.
why can i never fucking cook eggs on toast right? i always wind up burning something
kill giants for mammoth tusks
be level 10
somehow two carried none
tfw too weak to take on an entire camp of giants and mammoths to attack a mammoth
I guess since Smiles isn't using Akame anymore I'll use her
Going for a jog, bbl <3
Oh I'm all alone :c
I hope Rin-chan's headache is over...
the kind of demeanor you feel from them doesnt match the tone of your posts
Shift over, nails painted, time to march my legions into Gaul.
Tone of my posts? What tone?
Good morning, I've decided to not lead you on anymore. I have to be honest with you starting today... I won't be able to return your feelings so matter how much I try and for that I'm sorry
You painted your nails..? @[email protected]
Someone I was working with thought it would be amusing. It was indeed amusing. Fabulous.
like the way i hear your posts in my head
I just got rekt.
Off to work
tfw you dont live in japan
you mean the uk, right?
What colour, what colour?
Lol what do I sound like in your head? o.o
I really am sorry, you're great guy, Shiro. You're husband materiel to anyone in this community...
I know it my heart we wouldn't work together because I won't be able to return your feelings... I've never been able to love anyone, ever and I don't think it's fair to you...
Japan is a horrible place to live in currently.
generic soft female voice
like me if i were trying to act like a girl lmao
It's far left liberal and high taxes.
My voice isn't generic... but it is very soft
well i don't know it's generic but i've just never heard your voice. do you have a thick boston accent? because that would be amazing!!!
I have a thick Bronx accent lol
It's not generic because a lot of people beg me to do voice acting... It's kinda embarrassing
High taxes huh? I guess your citation is some nerd complaining about it on 4chan, then.
Sleep is death.
Life is death.
I usually don't like speaking in general...
Sorry, I won't take your bait today
-cuddle!- how's your head?
Still have a bit of a headache, but I'm definitely on the mend.
I have an embarrassing stutter..
Did you do any light exercising or walking before your headache started?
I am most definitely an actual girl.
omg a gilrl
You lied to me..?
I can't be a super cool voice actor with a stutter ;-;
I mean, a half hour walk to DnD, nothing more strenuous than that.
Even then I was there for a couple hours before it set in.
hello yes this is girl
You literally lie to everyone, who are you to talk.
I've actually been a cute girl the whole time.
yeah that makes sense but so what if you have a stutter in everyday life
hi am dad
How often do you go for walks?
Well this changes everything... I can't date you
I know, I know... People don't mind my stutter but it's still really embarrassing, I can't even say my own name, or order a slice of pizza or say "I love you" to anyone
Every day or so?
But... You're a guy. Do you only date other boys? That's... gay...
that does sound really hard ;_ ; im sorry
Hmm that's weird... What do you think caused your headache then?
What's wrong with being a guy and dating other guys?
Imagine not being able to tell your mother "I love you" on her death bed
well but don't most people grow out of it?
Well all you talk about is how you hate the gays for one...
I think I probably caught something,
Absolutely! But I'm one of the very few unlucky people...
Never, I love homos
it's a psychological thing, yeah? so in what kinds of places do you find yourself stuttering the least?
Oh I see... that could definitely be the cause. Do you feel any muscle tightness, stiffness or fatigue?
If only you were cute...
When I'm alone... I can talk to myself for hours without stuttering once
i am cute..
You've never proven it... At least I have.
Not so much, no.
okay and what kinds of places make you feel most relaxed? like if you were to imagine yourself in the most relaxed possible state, where would you be>?
I want you to take something with some weight on it and hold it for 30 seconds and tell me if your arm starts struggling
It doesn't have to be super heavy but it has to have some weight to it... like a hardcover book
Surrounded by the corpses of all the stray dogs I played with... I would feel really happy and calm
In other threads, silly.
I feel relax and calm everywhere I go :p
It's just when people enter the room I start stuttering... maybe I'm allergic to people or something
I've never seen you, so.............................
Nope, am fine.
You're blind, I posted in a thread yesterday and you posted right under me. You're just dumb.
i am going to look into this more so i know what i'm talking about because rn i can do nothing. but if i can help you in any way that's what i want to do. so see you later, okay?
Then I got nothing x.x
Maybe it's a brain tumor.. or a cyst
No timestamp though................
no... please don't leave me with this...lesser... anons..
I posted one with a timestamp before as well, fight me faggot. Post more cute cat girls.
I'ma go for a walk... I need to be alone... bye everyone.
I've never seen you, I think you're lying...
I dont know.
fuck you nigger
im the only user here, silly
Trades with weapons and state secrets
runs for presidency
M U R R I C A
everyone gets it
i wish everyone would stop rambling on about the same political shit it's fucking autistic
Its not that give a shit its only about the future of my country and myself we are talking about
u wot m8
yeah yeah don't act like i'm not patriotic because i love my country more than 99% of people but the whole thing of repeating "hillary is a criminal" over and over and fucking over JUST FUCKING STOP EVERYONE KNOWS ALREADY
i guess what i'm really saying is memes can go to hell
Okay now make an account on all social media, gather followers and bring the truth to light, OR fucking butcher that whore, knowing and doing nothing is the greatest sin of all
no thanks i dont want to be an autistic drone
Do you believe you are a world citizen?
no that's dumb
Good, autistic drones are those who claim such idiocy, the rest are simply worried about the world and its wasted potentials. You are just a lazy prick for avoiding the fight, then. Still the better option
At least go on a protest
no fuck that i dont care
and you realize you're an autistic drone too, right jack? they exist on both sides of the aisle. goodbye.
But its your own damn fut-
Bah fuck it, such irrationality, you must be a woman
I at least try to be the master of my own destiny at every given chance
How does that make me an autistic drone
Congrats, you killed the thread.
Have a chippie.
killed an avatarfag thread
Yeah its a habit of mine, thanks
To be fair, at 10:44am EST on a Monday, it isn't hard.
you're not the master of shit, dude. you're just another guy repeating the same shit as every other /pol/ retard. you should go back to /pol/ and take the flag of your worthless country with you. you personally are irrelevant.
you're not the master of shit
Okay, are you ready to be proven wrong with proof? I was one of the key figures in a fight against leftists in this city, one of the main organizers in '08 which pretty much earned me an invite to the currently ruling party
After that in some years I easily gained influental friends and positions, got jobs, cheap apartments and shitton else to friends, friends families, etc. etc.
Naturally those friends started to owe me favors
So do I have to continue? Should I provide proofs? Be careful who you call out kiddo, I'm not like the rest of this lot.
cool you have vague connections to politicians or whatever in your irrelevant country
good for you
Relevant to me, I'd do the same in murrica, probably achieve this much at least too.
Just filled a contract with the MAYOR, wanna see it? Can scan it tomorrow.
Look bub, I'm only trying to tell you to go down in that direction because it can HELP. A. LOT.
Your call tho, I'm just sayin', its your choice to be relevant or not
help what in what way
You. Now would be a good time to join, its a hard fight with no given victor, which means they will see you as somebody more faithful than opportunistic. There are plenty of government own flats, jobs, everything.
All yours, you can select the job, the place you wanna live and sometimes even the education you want to finish
Makes your life a lot easier
Consider it, all of you. Fuck, I'd be probably dead from starvation by now without those helping hands
Yo Jack, have a meme.
so youre getting govt handouts because you share some opinions with people
jack isn't usually this much of a cringworthy sperglord
Yep. Like 68 square meters flat for a monthly wage of 4 dollars.
At least I'm not a degenerate
Reaper is a former US military Hispanic man that decided it's okay to be goth after fifty.
Who does this
you're worse right now, it's like someone insulted your trilby and you are losing your grip on euphoria
I'd unironically dress like him, the kind of clothing everyone wants to try on secretly
What the fuck is a trilby
i believe your kind calls them fedoras
okay well whatever
government and politics suck
when it's a fight, which it isnt supposed to be, it's goddam annoying
when it isn't, it's excruciatingly boring
i'll go for something corporate thanks
After a certain point you've just got too many fucking belts on.
Never had stuff like that
The fuck is the point
Doesn't even look cool.
You know you'd go with the coat and the boots tho
also i have no idea if jack actually thinks what he gets as a govt handout is impressive or if he's just joking lmao
silencers make straight up no sense in mgsv tbh fam
Not even if somebody paid me.
Doesn't even look cool.
i mean of course they don't, but you sound like an autistic child when you say it like that
what happened to you jack.
video games are straight up retarded
America is a shithole though
enjoy yo race war
R O O P O R U E
it's good to remind yourself every day that the united states is the freakin best and every other country sucks
enjoy your collapsed economy
Its a privilige most have to work for decades
I don't fuckin' know
I'm fond of my country.
well then youre wrong have a good one
China > America
jack what you really should have asked for as a favor was a plane ticket out of your shit country lol
better than anything
sitting in my two bedroom house watching thread on a macbook while chatting with people on an iphone 6s plus and getting notifications on an apple watch while netflix plays on a 50" TV through a high speed internet connection really doesn't feel all that poor
meanwhile america has trailers
but okay whatever
ah. get back on game then son.
don't let shit keep you down in the autisms.
I can strive under such circumstances, feels good to feed my ego/pride daily
Beer might help
Oh boy another episode of which country can bait harder
a relatively normal opinion for an autist
Good job fam want a cookie? Or in this case, tea and crumpets?
Remember that time Nixon had to beg to china?
I do. America worst.
yeah im sure you feel like tough shit being a slighty larger than average in your awful tiny pond
i don't like crumpets, but tea would be nice, yes.
I sure as fuck do
oi m8 u wana get smacked in ye gabber eh?
i'm not from england
how much money do you earn annually from your career of pretending to be mentally unstable for government handouts?
gentrify the world
kill the homeless
i don't count, i can't, no idea what my rent costs and therefor how much housing benefit i get
probably a little under £10k or so, enough to survive comfortably.
although if i were only pretending, i would probably pretend to be good at a decent job and make more.
he collects welfare
wow and you unironically think your opinion matters, huh?
why did you link me
i have never made that claim, no, did you make that up?
pretty sure sci hasn't worked a day in his life so like
i think scoots is a literal embodiment of all those butthurt brits who hate america out of sheer jealousy
there aren't any of those, i promise you that
do americans have any clue how the rest of the world views them at all?
but i have so youre wrong
right now im trying to get a job again but really im doing it kinda halfheartedly :\
My impression is that pretty much the entire rest of the world dislikes America not just the British.
you only dislike america cuz we wouldnt let you essentially be able to steal our money for no reason
a completely unbiased statement
rest of europe
when i think of america, i think of trailers and meth, obese people eating entire blocks of cheese, cheese in a can and other cheese products that make me nauseous to think about, fat children with spaghetti hoops on their chin, and various other things, many of which make me sick to my stomach.
i have no idea what this is in reference to
i think most people dislike america because world politics, where america is an annoying provocateur, or because the same pop culture image i described above comes to mind and makes people feel physically sick, tbh
the money you get from the government is theft
all welfare is theft
fuck the government
This is me. I live in a trailer and smoke meth.
As do all of my neighbors.
And every single other one of the three hundred million people that live in America.
A lot of us set up our trailers right in the McDonald's parking lot for convenience.
You have a realistic view of the world.
you think about it that way because otherwise you'd be forced to realize how much better we are
I think the common stereotypical image of an average american in most European cultures is obese, lazy, stupid and obnoxious.
well pip pip cheerio off for me crumpets and tea i suppose tallyho old chap toodles
it's so rich
their idea of us is as being poor and dependent on fast food
meanwhile the u.s. is vastly wealthier
i think it's worldwide
sometimes japan looks like it likes america but then you find out it's actually the UK they like, and they also dislike fat america
You and everyone else in this thread are equally guilty of the same stupid shit, don't act like I'm on your side.
greatest country of all time
okay then what am i guilty of doing
Stereotyping an entire culture and shitting on peoples' countries like an arrogant prick.
i never stereotyped a culture
so far i think pretty much all i've talked about is hating welfare and loving the united states
shut up rin
I'll concede that you haven't espoused many actual stereotypes. But you're not innocent. You knew the effect you would get by shitting on Jack's country and then saying that America's the best and proceeding to rub your pecker all over peoples' faces.
You did literally say that every other country sucks.
I quite enjoyed America.
well yeah but his country really is poor and thats hilarious
that was a joke but it is true that the u.s. is the greatest
implying I even know how to hide my country flag
Please, I'm a fucking newfag.
greatest country of all time my man
Put on your fucking name and bait like a man.
most of these are obviously bullshit
basically every european whos been to america says that its nothing like they expect
pretty sure europeans are just really, really butthurt at america
better living quality, more freedom, gun rights, no ahmed fucking your gf
AMERICA IS SHIT
BRITAIN IS GREAT
Britain has invented - Reflecting telescope, Seed drill, Marine chronometer, Spinning frame, Toothbrush, Soda water, Hydraulic press, Steam engine, Glider, Tension-spoked wheel, Tin can, Modern fire extinguisher, Electric motor, Waterproof material, Cement, Passenger railway, Lawnmower, Photography, Electric telegraph, Chocolate bar, Hypodermic syringe, Synthetic dye, Bessemer process, Linoleum, Sewage system, Modern Torpedo, Telephone, Light Bulb, Steam turbine, Safety bicycle, Pneumatic tyre, Thermos flask, Electric vacuum cleaner, Disc Brakes, Stainless Steel, Military tank, Television, Catseye, Jet Engine, Electronic programmable computer, Hovercraft, Automatic kettle, Float Glass, Hip Replacement, Carbon fibre, Collapsible baby buggy, ATM, World Wide Web, Wind-up radio, Steri-spray
And much much more.
Also by virtue of Inventing the USA and Australia, Britain by default has invented all the things they have. such as; So. Britain is just the best.
Not only is birtain best at invention and science but britain is best in culture.
with all of these categories theyre either
a) too vague to mean anything
b) literally nonsensical
or c) i dont give a shit about them
or some combination of the three
india #3 smallest prison population
india #4 most prisoners
i've been to america
full of fat people, elderly people, and alligators
would not go again
I guess one is based off numbers and one is based off % of population
Which is why fucking Iceland is up there lol
I feel the greatest contribution to the world.
*wags tail anxiously awaiting (cat)food*
is it really sara's birthday?
Happy Birthday, dont beat your GF
She has a crush on you
i bought him game
I think most Europeans see that as a bad thing. If you said you wanted a gun in the UK most people would think you were some kind of nutjob if you weren't a farmer or some posh twat who goes clay pigeon shooting.
happy birthday sara x
that's called brainwashing
they dont realize guns are cool as hell?
I have a trush on Sarah(Test's sarah)
its a prequel ref my dude
buy me a 1 way ticket to fuckin hell......... burn it all down... get outta there its gonna blow... goodbye my friends.... this is the end..
I-I think I might do too..
I'M NOT FAT X_X
speaking of america's stupid gun rules
bebop pls stop snapchatting me you playing with guns
i don't care and it makes me think less of you for thinking i would, it's not cool
you're gonna get hurt at some point.
dont really wanna reply to this
Sorry, I'm just not as good at roleplaying as Desu, I'd just let you down.
proud of you
I think most people have probably never even seen one in person perhaps besides at airport security or something.
she's roleplaying nezi i think
I can't hmmph hard enough right now.
whats ur snap i wanna send u snaps of me shooting my guns at ranges
he goes user and hides his flag to post his autistic, irrelevant information
why do non-cute people have such an easy time acting like they're cute online?
this is a serious question that ive been struggling with my entire life because i always wished i could act like a loli 100% of the time like them
how do they do it? what drug do i need to take?
wow kanra those are some numbers
only almost everyone has it
Probably the OP
but you act cute
UK will always be #1
Is this some new kind of sex act?
How are you today, Welmies?
Copious amounts of your own semen.
at least UK has a chance to leave the white genocide scene with the brexit scene like we do with trump
but there is a legion of 14 year old tumblr girls like scoot who can ruin countries with their feelings
i dont act cute and ive never been able to
i always act very agressive and intimidating and people say i scare them
thats the opposite of cute but i dont take myself seriously enough to allow myself to act cute for more than like 2 minutes at a time TOPS
even then ill get rage enduced and start being a bitch/tsun after
You've already completed step one of "post anime girls".
Oh, that was more than seven hours ago, I forgot it was even there.
If there's anything Japan is gonna be the best at, it's gonna be kinky.
even i cant do that consistently without cringing
2015 Human Development Report
Shit like Saudi Arabia and Chile beat us
Cant wait for Hillary to win president and for trump to die from heart attack and buttmad.
Hope Scarlet and Boo commit suicide pact as a result.
It is too soon to tell.
I'll make the next thread.
literally a leech die irl pls thx
they gimmie 1 look and say "Wow that persons cute" they come over and im like 150% manic and call them a faggot and talk a lot
you will NEVER be an innocent and pure shy moe girl
maybe you shouldnt talk when we meet then
Got many plans today?
You understand that the very act of being "cutesy" online is cringey in itself?
I have no idea what to tell you.
Zero plans, just like any other day.
ⁿᵒᵗ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵃᵗᵗᶦᵗᵘᵈᵉ
ive legit seriously pondered and considered the idea of going mute before because of this
i know its cringey
but if i forget the people arent cute anime girls
its pretty cute
also its okay when like actual 14 year old girls do it i think its p cute
It's over. Stop trying to start it back up.
I'm bad at small talk, sorry.
u fuckd up
HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU
Hillary will be president.
Things did not go according to plan.
Then do big talk.
AMERICA IS A BACKWATER WHERE MINORITIES GET SHOT DEAD, THE POLICE ARE TERRIBLE AND SHIT, TRUMP IS HITLER
the entire world is obsessed with our elections. don't you think that reflects something?
THAT FUCKING DALLAS SHOOTER WAS GOING TO MAKE A BOMB
HE WANTED A RACE WAR
TIME TO CALL BEN "THE BIGGER THE NIGGER, THE MORE HE PULL THE TRIGGER" GARRISON.
that your country's a joke
The america I studied would never accept black fuckers causing trouble
come on whitey
We're the global reality show.
the bigger the nigger the more i pull the triger
RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR
KICK OUT THE CURRIES AND SHARIA!
Are they really lives if they're black?
Is it really a hate crime if they aren't even people?
calling america a joke
Whatever you say, kid. go play your guitar and sing about your feelings.
when kek has granted you a race war and you shall accept
DOES GORILLA LIFE MATTER?
THEY SHOOT GORILLA FOR WHITE KID
SHOOT ALL GORILLA
you have a nigger for a president
OBAMA SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN PRESIDENT
HE NOT EVEN AMERICAN
KENYA GO HOME
i feel like every britposter has massive hemorrhoids
why are they always angry and jealous?
where is the birth cerficate
i'm not angry or jealous ;;
i guess the anime posters arent
but all the others fill their vote with raw concentrated envy
If you're referring to Harambe, the kid that climbed into the enclosure was black.
I AM 100% READY FOR THE RACE WAR
COME AT ME KAFFERS
FOR THE GLORY OF RHODESIA
A LAND BOTH FAIR AND GREAT
ON THE 11TH OF NOVEMBER AN INDEPENDANT STATE
THIS WAS MUCH AGAINST THE WISHES OF CERTAIN GOVERNMENTS
WHOSE LEADERS TRIED TO BREAK US DOWN AND MAKE US ALL REPENT
BUT WE'RE ALL RHODESIANS AND WE'LL FIGHT THROUGH THICK AND THIN
WE'LL KEEP OUR LAND THE FREE LAND STOP THE ENEMY COMING IN
WE'LL KEEP THEM NORTH OF THE ZAMBEZI
TILL THAT RIVER IS RUNNING DRY
FOR RHODESIANS NEVER DIE
Same. I mostly couldn't give a fuck.
he was trying to go home
yeah but you're cool
shooting a gorilla to save a nigger spawnling
This somehow makes me confused
i went too far
he was trying to go home
YOU DONT TRUST A GORILLA WITH CHILD
WHY TRUST NIGGER?
SPICKS, NIGS AND KIKES GET OFF MY BIKE!!!!
VOTE RACE WAR!!!!!!
the gorilla was statistically more likely to contribute more to society than that niglet we call a human
bY THE WAY;
fOR THE RECORD, rHODES WAS A NATIONAL HERO.
I think Scarlet is a qt and she doesn't have to act.
I mean, America was founded on the underlying principle of ethnic genocide... Why break with tradition?
says the Brit
Can we not just Nuke Africa and press the restart button?
We never did nuffin to no one we a good ex-imperial megapower.
IN THE ASS
Where is this new thread?
Is that for real?
yes it's real
Elma make a new thread
I would like to introduce myself, with a quick insight into my mind.
Holla Forums under maintenance, be back soon
Elma made a thread in my heart
You should probably go to a doctor
SUCK IT NERDS
There's a new thread.