Playing Pokemon Moonman version

it even has "sassy/come hither" animations and is described as 'sweating pheremones' and 'keeping a male reverse harem' of shota lizards that never evolve because the evos FE.MALE ONLY

HUMANS FUCKING POKEMON IS NOW CANON

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It's been canon since gen 4.

You arent meant to jerk off to lizards user, mom and dad are worried about you.

yiff in hell tbh

kys famalam

I prefer Salandit over Salazzle.

Dont turn this thread into a den of lies heinrich.

Sure but you don't have to go autistic over it because it reminds you of some cancerous group of fans

What? I was just saying.

Nothing wrong with Semen Demon pokemon

Demons out!

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Yo does that thing have nine toes?

I wanna fuck that lizard!

"Childrens game"

You're right.

You been under a rock for the pas decade?

and that could have been a gym leader design.

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Gen 4 stated humans and pokes interdicked at one point, now they're bordering on saying they still do dick even after humans split-off on their own evolutionary branch.

Though humans basically being a kind of Pokemon that's extremely diverse in individual appearance is an interesting way of going about humans, plus it wraps up nicely why there's legitimate psychics and why Fighting trainers can go toe-to-toe with their own Pokemon.

Hol up. I might be retarded but where did it say this?

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Ha ha I posted it again!
Based off a real lizard species, good bait m8

Library in Canalave City and a couple other places presents an origin-story that Pokemon and humans used to marry (censored in US to say "they ate at the same table") because human and Pokemon were one and the same creature as part of Sinnoh's mythology.

Translation: Sinnoh is the lang of furfags.

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Those pink shapes make it look like she's? wearing a bikini.

Basically. Though there's folklore for more mundane stuff that's neat for a flip-through too, ie one story says to throw the bones of consumed sea Pokemon back into the water and they'll come back fully-fleshed.

The actual story reads "There once were Pokémon that became very close to humans. There once were humans and Pokémon that ate together at the same table. It was a time when there existed no differences to distinguish the two." for the US version.

Literally goodra autist rules, 12% female, males dont evolve, they remain her shota harem.

Say what you want, it's a great pokemon. The abilty to poison ANYTHING is retarded broken.

Thats why i use it, the base was cute and smug, its like that comic about the guy with the cute raltz that becomes a yandere rapist mega gardevoir.

She was my cute lil' smug brah, now shes a monster gyaru ;_;

You know Google autocompletes based on past search terms, right?

THIS IS A SHARED COMPUTER, GOD DAMMIT JAMES.

look at this

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So what, you use Toxic and get OHKO'd? Doesn't seem very broken to me.

That's a shame. We need more 100% female pokemon.

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Either Gamefreak has gone stronk womyn pandering, or they're trying to pull in competitve fags with their waifu baiting.

Hey fuck you mang, Sylveons alright.

I don't know what to say.

what kind of messed up ruleset are you going by?

At last you truly see.

can we shove all you nigger into that shitty fullderp thread?

Delphox is certainly viable in bed, at least

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Methinks you don't actually play the competitive Pokemon you pretend to know so much about.

Just give in, you know they will add more just like it in the next gen.

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Yeah i bet team Skull would be scalies just like the aetherfags are probably into pegging.

Not really. Considering the ability only lets you inflict poison status and not additionally use poison-type attacks on Steel-Types, it's kinda wasted on a glass cannon that could take advantage of something like that (Nasty Plot, Venoshock), kind of like Toxapex's "will crit anything that's poisoned" ability.

Best nurse

Speaking of fucked up evolutions, what's up with these regional variants?

I'm afraid to evolve my Vulpix

You don't deserve Dirty Digletts Dug Cheap.

it becomes a baka

Maybe its because I am grass but holy shit the fucking difficulty spike at the volcano and the jungle after.

Alolan Ninetails becomes pretty much what you expect it to be. It doesn't surprise you like the ones you mentioned.

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Mega Chesnaught and Delphox when.

I HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR YEARS THAT POKEMON HAS BEEN INTENTIONAL PANDERING TO FURRIES
DISSIPATE THE EVER GROWING MOUNTAIN OF EVIDENCE THE PEOPLE I KNOW IRL REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT INSISTING THAT UNLESS I CAN PRESENT THEM FIRST HAND EVIDENCE SUCH AS AN INTERNAL EMAIL OF NOJ WHERE THEY ARE OPENLY TALKING ABOUT DESIGNING POKEMON THAT APPEAL TO FURRIES THEY WILL SIMPLY DISCREDIT IT AS COINCIDENCE.

THE REALITY IS THAT THE WAY HUMANOID POKEMON HAVE BEEN DESIGNED HAS CHANGED OVER THE YEARS WITH GEN 3 BEING THE BEGINNING OF THE INEXCUSABLY FURRY POKEMON.

CASE AND POINT
ALL 3 STARTERS IN GEN 3 ARE BIPEDAL HUMANOID THAT ARE NOT SPECIFIC ANIMALS THAT WALK
TO CONTRAST IN GEN 1. 2 OF THE 3 STARTERS DID END UP ON 2 LEGS, HOWEVER BLASTOISE IS JUST A TURTLE THAT WALKS AND IS NOT ALL THAT HUMANOID AND, CHARIZARD IS JUST A BIPEDAL DRAGON
GEN 2 ALSO HAD A 2/3 BIPEDAL RESULT WITH AGAIN THE FIRE AND WATER BEING BIPEDAL, AND INDEED FERALIGATOR AND TYPHLOSION ARE MORE HUMANOID THEN BLASTOISE AND CHARIZARD BUT STILL ARE RELETIVLY NONHUMAN BIPEDAL FOR EXAMPLE THE ARMS AND LEGS ON TYPHLOSION ARE TINY STUBS ATTACHED TO A TRIANGLUAL BODY ALSO IT DOESNT REALLY LOOK LIKE AN ANIMAL BUT IT ALSO DONST LOOK LIKE A PERSON EITHER ITS RATHER VAUGE. FERALIGATOR'S IMAGE HAS CHANGED OVER THE YEARS AND HE HAS GONE FROM A RATHER TOP AND BOTTOM HEAVY SHAPE TO A BOTTOM HEAVY SHAPE GIVING THE APPEARANCE OF A POTBELLY HE IS OF COURSE AN ALLIGATOR.

THEN COMES GEN 3
BLAZIKEN AND SWAMPERT ARE SAID TO BE BASED OFF OF SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANIMALS AT ONCE. THIS IS WHAT MAKES THEM FURRY DESIGNS. THEY ARE NOT A WALKING (X) WHERAS X IS AN ANIMAL THEY ARE WALKING CREATURES BASED OFF OF SEVERAL ANIMALS. THIS SOUNDS COUNTER INTUITIVE TO THE FACT THAT MANY FURRIES ARE JUST ANTHROPOMORPHIZED SPECIFIC ANIMAL BREEDS, BUT BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST ANIMAL PARTS ON A HUMANOID FRAME.
BLAZIKEN IS A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT BIRD PARTS ON A HUMANOID FRAME
SCEPTILE IS SUPPOSIDLY A DINOSOURE WITH PLANT PART BUT IT HAS A PERFECTLY UPRIGHT POSTURE
SWAMPERT IS ALSO A MISHMASH OF ANIMAL PARTS ON A HUMAN FRAME BUT INTERSTINGLY ENOUGH IT HAS CHANGED TO BE 4 LEGGED GEN V AND LOOK AT THE BACKSPRITE IT GAINED. LOOK AT THAT ASS
GEN 3 IS ALSO THE GEN THAT GARDIVOUR CAME FROM

NOW MOVING FROM GARDVOUR BACK TO THE PROTRAYAL OF BIPEDS IN GENERAL IN POKEMON GEN 1 THAT ARE LISTED AS HUMANOID WHEN POEPLE COMPLAIN THAT NEWER GENS HAVE TOO MANY HUMONIODS ARE MAGMAR, ELECRTIBUZ, MR.MIME, JINX, HYPNO, MACHOPAND ITS EVLEOVED FORMS, ALAKAZAM AND POLYWRATH IIRC.
THE MOST IMPORTANT CONTRAST IS THE HEIGHT WITH THE EXCEPTION OF MACHOKE AND MACHAMP ALL OF THEM ARE SHORT THIS IS WHY THEY ARE NOT FURRY THEY ARE NOT OF HUMAN PORPORTIONS OR HEIGHT THEY ARE MORE LIKE MONSTERS BUT WITH GEN 3 YOU HAD BOTH BLAZIKIN AND GARDIVAOR AS WELL AS A FEW OTHERS THEY JUST DIDN'T CATCH ON LIKE THE CACTUS AND SLACKING,. IT MAY SEEM INSIGNFIGANT THAT THERE ARE ONLY 2 WHEN THERE WAS AT LEAST 1 IN GEN 1 THAT FIT THE CIRTERIA BUT THIS IS THE TURN OF THE DIRECTION

Have they come out and admitted these things are alien DNA or some shit?

I agree but fuck that's hard to read.

i would fuck that butt

I typed it in anger so I was unable to gather my thoughts like a normal person

Thats exactly what nintendo wants you to think

Jesus man have a glass of water or some shit. You didn't even proof read that

It learns captivate when it evolves. There's a 0% chance that Gamefreak doesn't know exactly what they're doing.

Wasn't Deoxys an alien that had something to do with DNA?

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come to my book club tonight and my friends and I will explain it honey

Girls with tiny hats are pretty amazing.

you aspies realize "harem" is a completely legitimate zoological term right? why is its inclusion in a pokedex entry this incredible when they've been referencing predation, pokemon literally killing each other, for years? D/P/Pt even had a book in the library mentioning humans-pokemon marriage in days of old

I regret letting my Meowth evolve so goddamn much.

Shit taste at it's finest

Sorry dude I only have a couple pictures and they only have plants with fat asses.

We just posting butts and hips now or what?

This is what im talking about

yes, more feral butts

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it all checks out

Even furtards have standards. If it looks sexy to me, I fap. Scalieshit isn't, period.

Because retards are conditioned by other retards to be triggered by sexuality, but perfectly fine with any degree of violence.

pretty sure i aint ask for that bro

What if alien facehuggers were shaped like lolis?

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I can't tell if this is bait or idiocy.
I guess being retarded is the point of bait but this sounds like it could be genuine.

scalies are better than you

Ghost types are stronger than fairies.

Think before talking shit.

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How could they not?

Gen 7 is full of neat feminine pokemon, but I'd rather hug than fug
Especially Celesteela

quadrupeds are also better than you

It's called being faggots.

Now it's just embarrassing.

you're embarassing

hi, im in this thread entirely for the possibility of pokemon porn.

the games are shit, the anime is shit. just post porn, prefferably of lopunny.

also, in a personal opinion, lopunny still is the hottest pokemon, even though its not a fire type.

The lizard is WAY better than a shitty playboy bunny, normalfags get the FUCK out

Bunny isn't bad.

Lopunny a qt

a shit

It's cute as fuck but I don't see it as feminine. If anything, it seems more like a mischievous little boy

Buneary > Lopunny

Literally kill yourself.

Fuck off.

i'll let it slide because its a loli

Cute loli buns are great.

wow pedo jk, i like the fluffy puffy bunny cunny too

it saved between threads, but I'm sure you won't believe that

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The obnoxious hipster faggotry is getting out of control.

I just like 'em tiny and adorable.

That's what your mom said when I fucked her last night

wait

You're playing pokemon wrong if you're doing anything but giving your best friend headpats and cupcakes.

Damn it, user.

Nice.

Oh user, you rascal.

Oh you.

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A bit off-topic, but what's with all the Japanese furbait recently? I'm not necessarily complaining but it's so odd to see Japan produce these things.

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I want to hug Gardevoir.

You could just get another fire Pokémon.

I mean it ain't like you are forced to use it, and you should realized what it would evolve to way before doing it due it being the fucking Fire Totem way before Level 33.

Retards flimsily spewing "degeneracy" at anything they don't like are really gonna start bitching about nip 2D.

It's my new go-to glass cannon pokemon. It's fucking nuts.

Salandit had an awesome typing and neat design and it gets wasted for scalieshit. Should have just been exclusive to females and the only route for females, not the only fucking one for the mon altogether.

Sometimes a pokemon's design grows on you. I hated loads of designs this generation, then warmed up to them as I encountered them. Tsareena went from weird creepy thalidomidey foot fetish fuel to smug dom Hitmonlee. Primarina went from Mega Dewgong from Tumblr to smug performer that spirit bombs things.

Shame about that 4x weakness to ground

I want this meme to end

Not like it was going to survive two hits against anything worthwhile anyway

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What game is that?

Nigga chill

I got bored and jerked off to a female sprite when I first saw it. Fun times.

At least there's a Fire/Water type. That's fun

I wish it wasn't a fucking legendary but whatever

First pic is Wander Crown, and it's JP onry
Second pic is Fantasica Bloodlines

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The second one is pretty nice looks like a doujin artist

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too bad it's only on a legendary which locks it out of all the fun stuff. I still want a Grass/Fire so I can have all the fun of Sunny Day fuckery with no negatives while barely having any weaknesses.

If you used Forest's Curse on Volcanion you'd have a Fire/Water/Grass type. Would be cool or novelty at least.

That's because it's the same artist, Kishibe

And it's an ugly shit.

As to what I just posted? Explains why I'm attracted to it besides tits, it's a nice design

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Yeah, the pic you posted is a Kishibe pic. He's a pretty popular artist which is probably why he was hired to do character designs for Fantasica.

Well that's a coincidence I found the image at random and thought it was goofy. I wonder how many doujins I got from Kishibe?

Why is Gardvoir so cute?

Because you wanna stick your dick in something vaguely human like others do so they cutesy everything which just elongates it further and now you find her cute and would probably fug.

why is gardevoir so fit ?

Outside the head being completely fucked I like it.

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she has a gentle, loving head

Blush harder.

The hair is messed up and the skull looks off.

Don't waste my time like that, user

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More fit.

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What are you talking about? We've had fire/ice for years

That looks like a pretty good Fakemon.
I still miss Rape Clown though
;_;

Like every other videogame

Rapeclown and Eziowl deserve to exist. These as starters would be cool, too. And then Goopet as a Normal/Poison and Acousnake and Cobrock as Poison and Poison/Electric, respectively.

And then we need more Rotoms.

I thought the first one was supposed to be a game boy at first, and now I'm sitting here wondering why the fuck there isn't one

Thats the single most retarded name I've ever heard in my life.

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES

hey, those are pretty great. especially that snake

Why?

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This thing should have a signature move: Lemon Merengue. Have it do exactly the same thing as Bonemerang, but Electric.

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Wow, someone's late to the party.

Where did all the art-style and the cohesion go? I literally saw some muscle crab thing with ripped abs and the mega evolution of the ground/dragon pokemon that looks like a transformer. What happened? I saw some cool pokes but most are like I described.

The only thing that stops me from fapping to this is the snout. I just can't do it. I've tread degenerate Laotian macrame boullitain-boards for over a decade at this point and it still hasn't happened.

I doubt it ever will

As you said, they stopped giving a fuck about cohesion.

could be worse things at least that's only 2d it's an immaterial object so it's not like it matters. Still not gay.

It's supposed to be slender, not bulky.

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Abomination time?

I do have to agree. The head on that is pretty shit.
Sadly, I've found very few what manage to get it right.

Have a kobold instead. Kobolds are always perfect. Shitpokelizard cannot compare, anyway.

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Doesn't matter how good the head is, it would have to be a people head for me to find it appealing.

GUOH KOBOLD user. WHERE'S THE OPPAI DRAGON?

yes

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Took long enough.

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LIZARDS SHOULD NOT HAVE TITS

Well, that's your tastes, I suppose.
Nothing wrong with that.

Personally, as a raving xenophile, I really can't stand the 'monstergirl' approach. It's just a regular human girl, after all. Frankly most furry stuff is the same way. Outside the head, they're just humans with a funky skin color.

That's a dragon not a lizard :^)

A garbage dragon, all the same.

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And I don't care about your opinion man.

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Real dragons aren't some shitty humanoid garbage with mammalian tits.
Real dragons lay eggs.

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Swoobat+emboar looks pretty cool. The rest make me glad Pokemen do not exist in real life, specially because all of the possible psychic/ghost type mind-fuckery.

Now she's cute.

And I can fly when I hop off a building.

Terrible, terrible.

I know this is bait, but still, fuck you.

I always hated these since they are so edgy.

Why are ya gettin' upset I've seen the same comic strips many times before too. If you're the same guy as usual you need new material Oh wait

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Damn shame that artist's manga got axed

Hickory dickory dock oh well

Yeah. Personally, I didn't really love the design choice, but the characters were pretty alright.

Where's a trash can?

Now you're just doing it on purpose.

Shut up Morty.

What faggot made this shit?

Personally don't mind eyelashes, but I feel you about the hair.
Too many gooks do that.

Guoh jackass.

Guoh.
He draws lizards and stuff

Killa Kluwne would have easily been my starter.

filtered

Instead you got more waifubait.

You faggots love to hurt me, don't you?

She's served her purpose I guess. A gender split final evo for a starter would have been an acceptable first.

Google, you lazy motherfucker.

If only man, I might have actually bought the game then

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sueprman pls

I knew what's a harem since i was reading arab fairy tales, like less than 6 years old.

Why did they give a plant such massive wide hips and long legs?

That's how alot of snakes do it, 1 female coated in males

why did they give squids big asses and skin tight spats?

and why did they give that plant a clitoris hat

A harem doesn't even have to be wives. Just multiple bitches who want one guy's dick and actually get it.

A harem doesn't even have to be wives. Just multiple bitches who want one guy's dick and actually get it.

These are the only acceptable kind of Arabs. The ones with lewd belly dancing women that inspired Shantae and the guys wearing amusing looking clothing and hats.

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Joke's on you because I don't remember the ghost type advantages.

Double joke reacharound combo, ghosts don't have any advantages.

the advantage of ghosts is that you can safely switch into fighting types due to immunity and get swept by kock off :^)

Hoopa is best nu-pokemon. Prove me wrong you little fucking cumslut.

focus sash
destiny bond

What's this, some Klonoa ripoff?

The main advantage is that ghosts are cool.

What the fuck is a hoopa

This is a pokemon thread, not a yokai watch thread.

Evil Genie pokemon that uses rings to warp in things from alternate realities into the pokemon world.

It's the in-game explanation for why you can catch pretty much every legendary in ORAS

If Pokemon isn't cancer, explain this to me then.

And this proves Pokemon is cancer… how?

Cancer is something that refuses to die, technically, anything that hasn't fucked off is a cancer. Mario is cancer, sonic is cancer, fairy tales are cancer.

Nowadays though, cancer means "what I don't like".

Cancer that generates cancer.

I'm getting sick of retards spewing buzzwords all the time then doubling down when called out until they get banned.

I agree, Mr. "(16)+ posts but I'll sage this one time even though someone else can just bump the thread"

So basically you're saying all life is cancer, since by definition all life refuses to die.

Fucks sake think about things before you post.

also
Go back to reddit tumblr

its popular duh

And you tell him to think before he posts?

Life DOES die, idiot. Cancer is when a diseased cell within the living organism REFUSES to die. When everyone who originally worked on a project die or get replaced, then that project will be a type of "cancer".
It can also be something that is solely supported by a giant community, like overwatch, undertale, fnaf and overwatch.

I don't have strong opinions on the franchises I just mentioned, but that's pretty much it. Also, I'm not going anywhere. It's you who should return from the dark hole you came from, for getting so triggered over a reaction image.

Why do you think we still exist as a species? We exist to propagate our race, so we as a species don't die.

I bet you enjoy being emasculated and cucked. Actually I already knew that because liking SU is the same thing.

Well sure, but like I said above, we as a species, and all other organisms for that matter, exist to propagate our species so we don't die off.

This really should be quite simple to understand.

You're a fucking retard.
I seriously hope that other guy doesn't waste his time actually trying to argue with you.

No, what is retarded is making a statement that
and not expecting someone to poke fun at it and bring it to its logical conclusion.

Do you think I don't get his original intent? It's a retarded opinion either way, but I understand it.

Honestly I think it's more hilarious that you seem to have come in here to just call me retarded. You're making me blush with all the attention. You wanna schedule a nice dinner somewhere user?~

I think it's hilarious that you seem to have come in here to be retarded.

I hope you're not implying that there's anything wrong with that.

I mean seriously. What rock have you crawled out from under. It's clearly nuclear impervious, and I'd like to know where it is so I can crawl under it if armageddon occurs.

Thank you. Real human bean.

uh huh.

who wants to bet that in 1 gen or 2 they will """invent""" pokemon fusion as the new gimmick?

well i guess i could use the cockrings

They did that in gen 5, but only with one pokemon.
Would be a cheap way of having more attractive pokemon though
Gardevoir + Pheromosa when

exactly how I felt. the character designs were really weird (normal girl body + dinosaur lower-half and arms == ??) but the art was super cute, the writing was really good and funny, and even charming at times. tricia a slut and kram best waifu forever

OLDFAGS BTFO

Not in the current meta.

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What did you expect considering the OP was a thinly veiled porn thread?

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GIVE ME THE SOURCE NOW OR I WILL OPEN FIRE

Absolutely pathetic.

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the perfect marketing strategy

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The actual problem is "we exist to"

We don't exist for any purpose, and we determine that purpose as we are because we can separate ourselves from our instincts.

So, in other words, we have no purpose, we were created by no one but luck, and our purpose is something we decide for ourselves on an individual level.

We weren't born to do jack squat, we were born, that's it. You don't get to decide our purpose for us.

Though I do think it's in our best interest to not die out, there's more we can do then screw and sit around doing fucking nothing, you idiot.

tl;dr you are a lazy faggot.

The entire argument only came up because one user doesn't know his shit.
Cancer isn't refusal to die, it's uncontrolled cellular multiplication, which ends up killing the host because it runs out of resources with which to sustain the cancerous growth, like when someone posts that one tranny comic in LOL threads.

They aren't cute enough?

So gangbang bukkake?

If you think that's bad, every grass type now evolves into a humanoid woman like creature i shit you not.

Jesus. I'd take regular facehuggers over this any day.

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Where seen that redheaded girl with a lab coat and glasses before?

steel type sucks fucking balls, what

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Katt is seriously the best. Legitimately plot wise refuses to cuck you.

Why did they make a clam look like a vagina?

Go home, /monster/

Simple, they are pandering to their modern audience.

It's popular, it's why you see Touhou and Kancolle on every booru ever.

The furbait shit happened since the original games, you just now realized that?

I don't know what's worse, a nintendo apologist or a furfag defending this garbage.

They keep getting away with, fucks sake

Man, you can't tell me you didn't jack off to parasect.

Why not just scream fursecution while you're at it?

No, because i'm not a furfag with a mental defect.

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I don't care who you are, parasect is fucking sexy.

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It's based on a real animal, by the way.
Tremblay's Salamander is a species of salamander that's entirely female but still requires sperm to initiate embryo development, so they mate with males from another salamander species.

That's just wrong

You still don't understand that I'm having a jape so you must find it pretty fucking hot.

Why are you responding

Am I the one being baited?

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what manner of reddit faggotry is this?

What is Plague of Gripes?

Some furry who also draws saiyan chicks.
I prefer the foxes

Guy who did Huge Quest who switched into drawing whatever kinks he feels like at the time along with his youtube animations, and is all around OK guy

More popular now because he is spearheading some X-Com porn thing or whatever with that Cobra/Snake/whatever? chick

Did this for example

shes a big fish

B-but i discovered him by accident.

As long as you don't dress up in a fursuit and then go "play" with children I don't give a fuck

holy fuck get off my board

I really love the first one, so why not just make something like it without the shitty “fusion” backstory?

Commit suicide.

you wish and so do i

whats wrong with you

Pretty much, but some species have little claws they tickle the female with, and they fill her with a sperm plug to block other males out which they squeeze out of her

Source on the first image?

It's by Tartii who hasn't improved in 6 goddamn years, what do you expect?