Filename Thread

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nice

Damn, that's clever.

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fifth one is fake.

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you're grammer sucks

No, you are grammar sucks.

since when have we hated 9ga??

That gave me an idea for a filename

Always, newfag.

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Isn't it part of the joke? I can't tell.

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That one got me, user.

i dont understand this pic can someone explain?

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Last night I bond burger your sister.

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Last of OC

It's from a really old image from ylyl threads, I don't even have it anymore. It was a photo of james bond next to a hamburger and it said "last night I [bond][burger] your sister". I don't think anyone ever figured out what it meant.
If someone could post it, that'd be great.

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These aren't filenames, those belong in a hitman thread
Pic related is a filename

OP said OC aswell so fuck off

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Silently pounded

Suck a dick.

That means OC filenames you daft nigger.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What the fuck.

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That is literally retarded.

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OC

Needs a name. I was thinking

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That's fucking disgusting. I always take a knife and ensure my yolk is plenty broken before frying my eggs. Why would you or anyone for that matter want to eat a runny or moist yolk?

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NO, ONLY AMERICAN BURGERS ARE REAL BURGERS, GET THAT WANNA BE BURGER OUT OF HERE. ALL THOSE AMERICAN SOLDIERS LOST THEIR LIVES FOR THIS? WHY

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Never mistake your personal preferences for the norm.

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That sounds terrible. Who actually enjoys their eggs soft boiled? It's either hard boiled or over hard with the yolks broken.

you fucker

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my fucking sides

there is an insane amount of saudis and arab goatfuckers who are way into animes, especially the eighties shows with beefy men in them and I don't know why

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But you pay for the water in your house by paying your taxes.

Do people like this actually exist?

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I don't like eating fucking raw egg. Break the yolk up, mix it around a little but not scrambled, flip it when the other side is a nice dark brown/black, and then you have something ready for consumption.

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Because they don't *_see_* women and therefore get attracted to men instead.

That is so fucking perfect. Bombed so hard and I haven't seen talk about it in months.

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Wew, they try too hard to cover shit like this up and they'll only make it easier to oust them.

Delete this

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There's nothing wrong with lightly heated yolk you madman. It tastes horrible when it's cooked through.

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See, the egg white is flavorless and has an unpleasant texture, which is why it is cooked. The yolk, on the other hand, has flavor and good texture. The proper way to eat it should be obvious, but apparently you approach the culinary arts with all the understanding and complexity of a mongoloid with a sledgehammer.

I don't understand the Asian meme that our media loves so much. It might be technically true but to use the name of such a large landmass with such a large and varied population is unspecific enough to be useless, they might as well just call them Earthlings. The funny thing is that the media has pushed Asian so hard that it's becoming a byword for violent rapist pakistani muslim and we're going to need a new word to refer to Asia.

Pic related, don't let these faggots get you down.

It doesn't taste of anything. That's the point, raw yolk is disgusting, why would I want to taste it when eating my egg?

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Not if you do it right.

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long itme.

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i got nothing

Yes, which is why you cook it, like I said.

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I thought it was " Last night I double-0 pounded your sister"?

OMG TRIGGERED HOW DARE YOU MISUSE ITS ARTICLES.

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What film of Leslie Nielsen’s is that from?

WELL I'M SORRY THAT I'D ACTUALLY LIKE TO CONSUME THE MOST NUTRITIOUS PART RATHER THAN HAVE IT DRIBBLE ALL OVER THE PLACE LIKE A FUCKING BUKKAKKE. IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I DON'T LIKE MY YOLK LIKE FUCKING SEMEN BECAUSE I'M NOT A GOD DAMN FAGGOT UNLIKE THE TWO OF YOU.

Good to see that there are some anons who have sanity.

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I'd buy that cod and wear the shimapan
sage for not contributing

Why live?

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Are you an actual baby?

BRUH LOOK AT DIS DOOD

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Fuck

IT'S "PIERCED THE BUNS" DAMNIT

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uh oh
that's Thad isn't it?

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You're an idiot

This isn't 2013 Holla Forums anymore, user. Seven out of eight replies to shit like that will be either "lol ur gay" or "gas yourself"

.>Not truthseekerOpensUp

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That game actually really fun

tfw someone posts your OC

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Creepshow

what movie is that from?

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I thought it was Star Citizen?

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Either one works, really.

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source on first pic?

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user you make me laugh.

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Dumping stuff

Some OCs (most old)…

At least I sorted some of my folders just yesterday.

…and Im done for today

Every single fucking time.

10/10

Thanks for the ranma fam.

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Yes, they're the same people who order steak well done

This guy gets it

JoJos Bizare Adventure part 3.

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Got to give that guy credit - he is indeed hard to kill.

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FUCKING NEO/V/ GOTTA GO

GET BACK TO FACEBOOK AND STAY THERE. BECAUSE EVEN REDDIT KNOWS THIS

You almost had a good picture, but you had to sperg out, didn't you.

This is a Holla Forums tier thread.

no user

this is a Holla Forums filename thread.

nigga pls

What?

no I was implying doom was the only non aids infested thread on the board. Hens why its running over all the neo/v/ trash with a bulldozer.

>>>/reddit/

Here's some OC

That's exactly what you implied, faggot.

that second one

No, see, Saudis are the NEETs of the middle east. They get a shitload of welfare and free time to watch shitty animes from the eighties.

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ha, that's the first fucking thing i thought when i saw that movie

i need a better one for this last one

i'm going to have to look that one up, how do you get killed so hard by the fucking french

Desperate picture in need of filename guys

NICE DITHERING BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T BOTHER MAKING A CUSTOM PALETTE, FAGGOT

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When you take into account how the crusaders were probably all very well armored, trained and using good weapons and the others not so much it's not impossible to have that result. Picture a bunch of american soldiers waging war with any african country

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I want to do more than just picture it

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source on those last 2 images?

You have a king who thinks he has big balls so he changes out of his knight armor into peasant armor and tries to charge straight into the enemy shields as a rallying tactic. His last words after being knocked off of his horse and getting killed were "I am the King!". Seeing this, his entire army scattered and got slaughtered.

holy shit that third pic had be in tears

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it was a part the 5th failed crusade against them

It's hard to believe, but once upon a time, the French had the best land army in the world. Pic related: the Germans lost so bad, Falkenhayn had start a meme that the goal of the Verdun offensive was just "bleed the French white" instead of taking the fort and he was sacked from command anyway

They got the reputation mostly because of Napoleon III (who managed to get himself caught in the Franco-Prussian War) and the earlier WW II battles - which the British lost as much as the French, but didn't have to surrender because much English Channel.

Catgirl image is from Neko Ane, mgsv one is from Komori-san wa kotowarenai

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i was in that thread and i still don't understand the funny

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What is the joke

Meh, i used to browse Holla Forums when it was good.

you know, for the toast that goes with your eggs?

Holla Forums was never good :^)

You know what i mean famalam

Already happened, kind of. Not with Americans, though. See: Battle of Blood River.

For something more terse - flashbang.gif

Starless is a eroge about, among other fetishes, scat.

Whatever happens, we have got
The Maxim gun, and they have not

If you ever want to be a decent human being don't be a chicken breeder.

Identifying a chick's gender is a very rare skill in the first place, only the males get mulched.

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do you know what a fucking spoon is?

I can see it now, "The land where rapists come from".
It's poetic, like "the land of the rising sun."
I dub it, "Rapeland"

what's the game in #4?

On average, each soldier had to kill around 10 men for that outcome.
The average was split between the 15000 and 20000, so the average could be more or less then that based on how many were actually killed, but not much more or less, around 9 to 12.
Numbers were probably unevenly split between soldiers, but it's possible.

You send a bunch of untrained wackos up against a well trained army, sheer numbers can only go so far. I bet they got their men from a draft of the serfs.

kys

Good job but you could've included retro and SJW for maximum shitposting.

The numbers for the Spaniards were probably vastly exaggerated. Most of the deaths were probably caused by cavalry running down and killing people after they retreated.

Or, you know, the whole death of the king and lack of tactical direction.

having soldiers being uneducated as fuck in the art of war due to lack of such, and having a king like that is indicative of how badly they sucked the shit. A bad leader gives bad directions.

The vast majority of armies were composed of serfs. The French won but they're obviously exaggerating.

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Someone sounds butthurt over a stark loss, mon ami.

You should check out the conflicts between the Turks and the Armenians.

This is a good one.
Friendly fire, Japanese mines and booby traps.

goddamn i love typos sometimes

You'd be correct in that bet.

No, what you should check out is the war that marked the beginning of the Kali Yuga.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurukshetra_War

So they fought to the death except for a handful of pussies on each side?

You really are a fucking nigger.

int o the trash it goes, pajeet

Yes yes sven, we all know you wuz vikangz and sheet but other countries have history too.

If you couldn't tell by the fact that fucking Krishna is listed as one of the combatants, this war is mythologicyou big willy

You are probably buying shit eggs.

I think "Advance Wars Tutorial Mission" works best, imo

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Why did knights wear those weird dresses?

Because they like to feel pretty also they're gay

That's fancy tournament/ornamental armour in the picture. Also tunics were in style at the time, so they resemble that.

That's hot

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Are you saying you wanna fug knights, user?

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Yes, that is my fetish

Is it a meme or something to have that picture named as it is? I always see it with that file name in every one of these threads.

Just think about it

It's the filename joke.

I have tons of this stuff but I won't dump it because I don't want to be b&

You got any high tech armor?

Here's two for you old guys.

Awww yeah, haven't seen that second one yet, thanks

Gay or straight?

Straight

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I can dream, for now my hand will have to do

Truly a unappreciated post.

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Anyone got za wuardo gifs?

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you are retarded if you think politics are inseparable form video game. The entire exodus from cuckchan was because of politics. Which is why its nice when their are games that are not political and the developers keep their politics out of the equation. However if you demand people "Keep politics out of video games" in a board discussion about video games then you are a cancerous peace of shit, no different then the cuckchan hot pockets who used the same excuse to shut down discussion back in the summer of 2014. GaymanGoy is cancer because anyone who still cares about that subverted mess (after 2015 at the latest) are autistic faggots, furfags, liberals and SJW's. Fucking cancer no different then project chanology.

nigger you could have at least baited the hook

It would be nice if just once – JUST ONCE – Holla Forums would keep its autism to its own board.

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It never ceases to be funny

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For anyone interested in an sjw/fag free board

>>>/agv/

made a quality thread there, hope you appreciate it

lel enjoy your stds

I had to decompile the game just to get these faces.

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Sauce on far right? I wanna play it

Shadow President.

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you bond burgered my sister?

Yes. A bond cosplay and a free dinner american burger style.

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Pierce - first name of the actor in that image (he played James Bond)
In N Out - Restaurant chain that sells burgers

"Last night I pierced in and out of your sister"

Read the filename, and the text, and think about it.

I figured the burger could also mean buns.