Its 2017

Its 2017
Predict how video games will manage to find a new way to be shit and trigger you

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The Nintendo Switch will be 2017s laughing stock for a good while.

Nintendo never released a bad handheld

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The Switch is not a handheld though but an hybrid, and their other hybrid console was something to better forget.

New Elder Scrolls reveal will be even more dumbed down and i will consider suicide

It's a handsolet.

I am a grown man and don't get upset at childish things because I can manage and maintain my emotions.

There's still time to prevent this

True, I literally forgot wiiU was a thing

EA will release a game with quick time events that require dlc microtransactions to complete.

the success of nuDOOM brings with it a wave of further misguided attempts of bringing back "old-school" shooters, resulting in more Painkiller clones

AI partners will become a major trend ..

They will all be opinionated alt chick's from at least 2 minority groups, shitlord.

Those are awful mutations and you should feel bad for playing bad games.

I don't think I can think of any other ways a video game can make me angry. But who knows, maybe i'll be surprised later down the line because holy fuck just fuck me already.

payed patches/hotfixes, obviously

Paid Mods II

The fucking hell is that shit?

Fallout 5
Witcher 4
Portal 3
Undertale 2
Dark souls 4
Civ 7
Borderlands 4
Deus ex 5
Tomb raider 16
Skyrim 2
Half life 2
MGS 6
Age of empires 5
Gone home 2

Pick one

Dwarf Fortress

You fucked up

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None of those games are going to happen. I bet more of Tekken 7 being a blunder like Street Fighter V

The Tekken devs always deliver a full game even if its casual as fuck like most Tekken games sans 3

always online subscription based single player games that have anti-cheat protection so they can sell you a cheat codes dlc, and paid mods that are locked to a steam/origin mod storefront.

Tekken 7 already does pretty well.

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Luckily the cancer that is the undertake fan base convinced tony fox to never make video games ever again.

The mobile style waiting mechanics already happened with Bravely Default/Second. Hacked that shit right away.

SJW's will make Racial-exclusive games. It makes you take a picture with your webcam to verify race.

This is already a thing in china

Elaborate that sounds too good to be true.

Mass Effect 3 already did this.

I have stopped playing games in 2007 and I don't feel like I have missed much.
I just want to watch it burn.
All interest I have left is in the music and nothing else.

I haven't even seen idolmaster and that makes me irrationally angry

Oh god no

I don't think that's idolmaster, that's Love Live

No, that isn't Love Live. That's an abomination.

That one is already here with every game needing massive patches and more and more games being online only or having an asynchronous Multiplayer aspect.

But for full blown DRM reasons. I'd expect Sony to be the one who pulls the trigger first on a console level because they will claim they want to protect their "4K Content" by requiring the PS4 Pro needs an online connection at all times when using certain content, even if it's Single Player games, But I'm basing it on the possible merge of the Pictures division with PS (Or at least way more influence than is comfortable) and their poisonous influence as they are the biggest lobbyists for DRM in the entire media industry.

I would be pretty confident that 2017 is the year Sony does something stupid that causes customer faith to be shaken that doesn't need MS or Nintendo shooting themselves in the foot either.

Otherwise, in other kike moves. I can see companies use Hitman's model of making unlocks only achievable online and gating progress behind an online connection without Hitman's online aspects being designed to constantly change the game and give a reason for you to come back.

Also one thing I forgot. Vulkan has been already dead for a while and still won't see widespread adaptation in 2017. Kronos has delayed constantly, libraries and git repositories are still fucked. There's barely any support for developers while Apple and Sony have said they are using their own forks. Despite saying they will support Switch, there is no fork available and Unreal 4 Switch forks have indicated it's using a Nintendo/Nvidia forked OGL 4.5 so far. Combine that with the lack of interest and the fact that DX12 has console level developer support for PC developers. There's little reason to spend time and money on Vulkan unless you are getting paid to do it like how AMD paid to fly Kronos Engineers out to iD to implement Vulkan in Doom and paid Bethesda to implement it (As AMD badly needed a Win for marketing reasons).

And the wildest prediction. After HTC hits the skids. Valve realizes there's no more growth possible within their company after their complete failure to break the hardware market along with their complete lack of investment in their customers. Gabe decides to finally sell Valve because it simply cannot grow no more as a business beyond being a software developer and distributor.

To whom, that would be the interesting part.

2017 is just going to be fucked for gaming.

No kike can resist the call of the shekels. Proof or gtfo.

Remember when Microsoft tried to pull that shit with the Xbone? Yeah, good times.

It's the new current year and no New Year CSS?

Mark really is a Jew.

Yes, a mass shooting in Bethesda's office is more productive.


People will be nostalgic about shitty dumb down titles as if they represent how good videogames were.

This is good news. Maybe Sony can finally die.

Bannerlord will come out.

It will be full of JSW propaganda and muh stronk womyn generald

They won't die this year but their desperation to remain a force in Hollywood and remain a tech giant after that ship has long sailed will push them into increasingly stupid decisions.

Did you see how Disney's lawyers completely spit roasted them when negotiating the Spider-Man rights? Disney took the Merchandising licensing rights and profits along with Home/Streaming profits while Sony only gets Box Office Gross. And they got away with it because Disney had the bargaining chip of going public with wanting to bid for Sony Pictures as that division's performance has been so awful that any serious bid would have had shareholders pressuring Hirai to sell it ASAP to the mouse.

CBS have also been looking to buy it as well. I know it's the NY Post but they are usually dead on with Hollywood reporting and have recently said Sony have quietly started taking buying proposals alongside considering merging the gaming division with pictures

nypost.com/2016/12/18/cbs-boss-jets-to-japan-in-possible-bid-for-sony-pictures/

nypost.com/2016/12/11/sony-considers-merging-gaming-and-film-divisions/

2017 will probably be the year where it starts to go wrong for Sony unless they sell Sony Pictures.

SNY will not go anywhere in the future nor will they do worse than they are now.

They're already at rock bottom, it can really only get better for sony from here unless they go full retard

Sony Pictures has constantly proved that even at rock bottom, you can dig deeper down.

That's the crux of the issue. Hirai does something utterly fucking retarded in merging divisions or does the right thing and sells Pictures.

I just know sony from the corporate standpoint, and they're flagging, but they will recover if one thing starts to go right again for them. Microsoft has had an incredible run the last year and all they have is actual ripoffs of early 2000 catalog content on their console.

Even before the release of the PS4, there were rumours about Sony's downfall. However, they always manage to pull some kike magic using their fangoyim.

I have news for you. Markiplier had to undye his hair for the date with his new girlfriend.

Why do people get so triggered over camera people?

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Kojima is still a thing and os4 is the ionly console of this gen, sony will not die anytime soon

She looks like a slightly more jewish Adrien Brody.

they think the camera steals part of their soul

Major mods get rebranded as "DLC" finally getting paid mods to be a thing without people complaining.

TitanIM will never release a game and will only sell to governments.

Bannerlord will be heavily casualized for the console ports.

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Her name is Amy Nelson. She's graphic designer and animator.

Those aren't people.

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Are they autistic?

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Trump will make his own video game studio and will make video games great again

Has Kojima ever confirmed that he is an ass man?

Nice meme

Dwarf fortress is the perennial "video game". It has almost no flaws outside of cosmetics and bugs. The only thing needed is the addition of more content, which is obviously being worked on all the time.

It is not a meme. To refer to it as a meme degrades the value of the term "meme" and blemished the quality of Dwarf Fortress. I have reported your post and hope you realize you're sorely mistaken.

DF isn't a porn game, so it's shit like all other video games

check mate

You can change every combat line to sexual descriptions, and forcible grope/fondle/rape as well if you mod it in.

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Is a valid out when the game is free.

Why even live?

didn't 4chan kill their /o/ board and merge it with transport or something?

There's some great racks throughout MGS, he could be a boob man.

Just checked, it's still there. Although I don't want to go to cuckchan to get my dose of high speed drifting.

That grown ass men could fill a pool of teenager cunt juice each with just that picture, so yeah

not really

And what good is that when you're into dudes?

I don't know about the others but mads is fucking a 21 Finnish model and he banged eva green

Just like 99% of hollywood?

She is literally dating burton now, I hope mads used a mithrill condomn

I loved you all

What pic?
What the fuck is a gondo?
Why are you homosex?

Who hasn't
If he banged his mum in her prime, Marlene, then you would have another thing coming

That reminds me. THPS5 only had the tutorial on the disc, and the massive day-1 patch was the rest of the game. It was a shit game anyway, but it would be bad if they pulled that on something worth playing.

>>>/o/

WAHOO

seriously is this fucking dwarf fortress?

No you retard that doesnt look anything like dwarf fortress.

Boku no dwarfu

c'mon guiz help me out here

Holy shit man, the entire fucking image is full of things you could use to determine the sauce

Boku no MOO

orphan rape simulator

I wonder when vidya will get as bad as Hollywood I don't think vidya has a list of rebooted games as long as Hollywood's list of movies getting a reboot and start rebooting everything while making less and less "original" games.

Oh ok yeah figured it out thanks

The control scheme is complete shit. It's unplayable. And it's also not the game in the OP.

Sounds like a '90s rapper.

It's already a more complete game than SFV was when it released, so that's impossible.

Will be on PC?
Last tekken I played was on ps1

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Watching Holla Forums shit themselves in autistic rage will be fun.

What the fuck are you talking about?
It happens daily

Wii was the console of last generation, son. Sony's consistently shitty decisions outside of the Playstation division have been putting their profits on edge despite PS4 success.

Also Kojimbo's game is late 2019 at the earliest. By that time rolls around. Sony may have actually merged pictures with Playstation and it will actually be a combined movies/games division provide they don't sell to CBS or Disney.

Meme magic works in mysterious ways

You seem triggered. :'^)

I was going to crack a joke about putting microtransactions into single player games, but I'm afraid Deus Ex beat me to the punch and one upped me by also adding paid single use DLC…
How could they possibly ever top that shit? Making mod's a cash shop thing only? No Wait, Bethesda tried that already.
Microtransactions for individual units in an RTS game, even against other players? pay 0.5$ for a Krogoth 2.0 in a single match

Possible new kikeries

On the good side I believe Microsoft will keep making blunders until they drop out of the industry

I'd be 100% okay with someone hiring him for music in more video games.