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Lol this whole category was pretty much, "What modern game do you like that didn't come out this year?" I didn't expect any differently, though, it's actually kinda funny honestly.

The only test skyrim passes is an aids test.

Saw this and died a little inside, then i realised that it was obviously going to be a popularity contest.

MOOM BOOM

AOE2 should've won.

These stupid competitions are rigged and this years sales, fuck even the cards were shit this year. Valves stopped trying now. I mean these awards are just pandering and I'm wondering if its actually rigged and that we're not actually voting on shit because I'm pretty sure No Mans Sky was nominated most misleading game by everyone's custom category but Valve have without a doubt vetoed it because they're unbearable faggots.

LOL

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Oh get fucked. How many shekels did Altman pay you this time Gaben?

Whenever anybody starts something with "Let's face it", he's about to reveal himself as a fucking retard

Broforce really should have won the explosions one.

Actually I played through the whole game drunk and only when drunk, finished it last week. I did miss some npc storylines though

Its funny how both GTA V and Euro Truck Simulator 2 have 2 awards. The only actually worthwhile winners.

I would've said Kerbal but Broforce is equally as explodey.

Such a good game, I can't wait to play the second remaster for $80

I am evil EA EA BLACK COCK - eaeabc

FEAR ME

Makes me wonder how much cock does the average user on Steam sucks.

Hey, at least fallout 4 didn't won "just 5 more minutes"

This is one of my favorite memes.

Bethesda didn't bribe Valve enough sheckles

Can you recognize from which game this wizard is?

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I probably have more hours in Terraria than all Skyrim players combined, and the game was released before said players were born.

I fucking hate having to use Steam to play online games.

The real winner is EDF
Fucking casualshits

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What's that black cube on his head in that last pic

Oh and I forgot

The game is still receiving updates

Well it's not exactly wrong… Skyrim is still just as shitty as it was November 2011.

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What can I say that will make my mom blush?

Well, that's not exaclty right.

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No?

Of boy. Normalfag memes!

I think it might be a Steam Machine, I'm not sure though.

Didn't mean to spoiler.

This shit pisses me off so much, because I've played Dark Souls, and I've played games that are actually hard. Dark Souls is not hard. It's not even really unfair. It tells you what you can do, and then just doesn't hold your hand every step of the way. That does not make it hard. Fucking normalfags.

That's insulting.

it's a jew thing

OW THE CRINGE

Very.

it's symbolic of Saturn, sometimes Jews wear little black stone cubes on their head (no, really)

This is why we'll never have nice things

I accept it. Everything from the music to the enemies blow.

Not even the "dark souls is the hardest game" faggots think this. What the fuck

Terraria deserves that if anything
5 years and people still play it

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Normal fags need to have 'fun' hooked up to them on a IV system and anything that's not directly fed in through that system feels hard to them.

Only good thing that got a reward was Eurotruck. Why does your average person have such shit taste?

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Not Rabi RIbi

marketing. The average normalfag only knows about hyped up AAA trash or about the meme game of the month and, since he never tried any, assumes all older games are inferior and thus he needn't waste his time with them. He takes one look at the graphics, thinks "oh, this looks ugly" and buys some flashy bullshit instead.

You know who mass voted skyrim into "test of time"?

Reddit.

If you don't know the trick to the gaping dragon and try to fight him straight on he is hard as fuck.

Maybe he didn't kill the channeler? Or didn't know to bonk him on the head?

And is still getting actual FREE updates, unlike Skyrim

Have these people played literally anything else? Even Angry Birds or some other casual shit? I found myself wanting to go back to Oblivion more then Skyrim this year And still did neither.

Please explain.

So this is the life of a steamcuck. Glad I don't use propriety malware filled with DRM.

Reddit ruins everything.

Thats how I fought and beat him 1st try, hit his tail and legs.

What trick?

You mean Bethesda. Its not that hard to make something get upboated before the reddit cucks eat it up.

you know i prefer open sourced but holy fuck

I mean, the four kings is only easy when you bum-rush him with a high DPS, but a literal retard could beat the gaping dragon.

Treating him like a toreador and letting him steamroll past you after which you hit his butthole until he dies.

If you don't back away from the gaping dragon to basically the other side of the boss arena he won't do his charging attack and if you just try to fight him while being near him he has tons of very deadly moves.

Stop defending steamcucks, faggot.
And open source is not the same as free software.

3 main normalfag gaming series in one picture.

i know exactly what you mean

Reddit's also the reason why Draven won best character ever and why Undertale won best game ever on gamefaqs.

Wouldn't it objectively be CS 1.6? That was one of the first steam games, maybe the first?

Objectively it could be anything that wasn't released in 21 century.

Looks cozy.

Yeah but it's for steam games.

The only problem I have with him is his grab attack, everything else was pretty easy to deal with.
Unless you don't have your gear upgraded to a certain standard then you will have to deal with multiple Kings at once. But you have to either be doing a challenge run or be fucking retarded to not upgrade your gear. Even my father figured out how to upgrade shit in the game and he doesn't know English.

Wait, is this why they were voting for the winners, so they could get cards?

It's actually the alternate Japanese art from the Uriah Heep album "Demons and Wizards".

What the fuck is this bullshit?

You're lying.

Probably. You got one card for each category you voted in. I just sold all mine. Not sure what to spend the $4 on.

I didn't even know that was a thing. I just like Demons and Wizards…

Truly the goyest of goys.

I bought a few games for me and bf. Too bad the only game that I felt deserved my vote was ets2.

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It's like going back to the PS3 era.

I feared the day Dark Souls could be compared with Zeldo and Skyrimjob, it's not that 'hard', it's nothing special, but it's still a good game, goddamnit.

You should buy a visit to the doc to get that HIV checked, faggot

I voted for whatever seemed best in each category. There was at least one game in each one that I'd played.

Epic.

I use it anyway so the chinks can't steal my account. Fuck chinks.

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Lmao, you think its the chinks? Watch out for the russian hackers bro. They already hacked my monitor

You have no idea how mad I get when some pretentious douchebag tells me "the fps problems are there to show how scared your character is"

I wish to procreate with that immortal.

Why do they do it for free?

:^)

I know people that say they prefer lower frame rates because the attacks are easier to see coming and sometimes 60 makes them dizzy.

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they hacked my shoes

IIRC its a smal box in which Jews place the papers they want into that one wall in Jerusalem. Either that or sections from the Thorah, I dunno.

That's because four years ago is literally 1/3 of their lives.

Seriously what the Christ.

Video games were a mistake.

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yeah but the fps features are there to show how scared your character is

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I could have sworn they were there to show how angry I was.

I can't what hard enough.

They are not plugged into the memespace. They are not interfaced with the zeitgeist. They cannot hear the whispers of Kek.

There are people ITT right now that complain about the results even though they didn't vote.
Remember these results are based on the type of people that actually vote for this shit, they are by definition cancer.

Ok I'm mad now

Fair enough, I just come into the thread for the porn and to complain. It's what I primarily do.

What's a zeitgeist?

My dad plays fallout 4 non-stop on god mode. Just stop this pain. I just can't watch this man's downfall anymore.

This thread is just for shitting on normalfag casuals.

DS1 was a broken piece of shit locked at 15 fps for me, online DID NOT work and you needed to jump trough hoops for a CHANCE to get it to work, the game looked and played like ass until some random guy fixed everything in like one afternoon for free.
I can not believe i actually bought that shit day one.

The Spirit of the Age, tripsman.

2013 was a weird year of constant protection of 30 fps shit, even on cuckchan's Holla Forums.

I did vote on most titles (but seriously, who the fuck thought it was a good idea to put these into the Christmas seasons when you have better things to do than logging in to Steam everyday), but pushing anything against the horde of drooling casuals is futile.

Worms should have gotten "Most Creatives Use of Farm Animal", Doom 2 the "Test of Time Award", and Super Meat Boy was made for the "Love/Hate" Relationship thingie.

A gay man in denial?

The masses are plebs. Cutting edge news OP.

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More auspicious digits, but no.

Imagine giving them the means of production.

Its more funny that i made this comment and wasn't serious about it.

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I want to believe most of these are "merely pretending" but I just don't know anymore.

That is the thing with screen caps, you never know who is trolling who.
I have claimed 30 fps is better than 60 because you can get more detail into each frame from the same rendering power

Cuckchan have been some of the goodest goyim for a long time. I remember getting a lot of shit talked at me when L4D1 support was ended after one new level because I said "consumers have rights you know".

When he slams down and lays there for a few moments you can hit him in the head for good damage.

That's not how that works. And even if a company did that they're probably so retarded that whatever "Detail" they did shove into it would be subpar. It's not like it's hand drawn animation.

Whodathunkit

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I was trolling when I said it, in reality I run 144 fps and can see the difference between 60 fps and 100 fps but not much difference between 100 and 144

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Skyrim is the only game on that list that's exactly the same now as it was when it first released, though. The fact that it won is objective truth.

A movie is a movie. You don't shake camera around in a movie, you're not supposed to react to shit. That's why its normal for it to be shown in 24 fps.

Isn't it more like 720p 15 FPS, this gen?

They would never believe it but I get so smug with these people when I'm running 1440p @ 144 fps.

The funny thing is 60 fps wasn't even why the hobbit looked shit, it was the fact they blended live action with CG without blending the lighting so all the shadows match.
60 fps just gave your brain more frames to recognize this oversight.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?

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You right.

But that's wrong.

Skyrim (the newest game out of that entire lineup) is the same broken mess that it was on release.

The only reason it wins any type of award today is Bethesda outsourced its QA and content development to its modding community. Like the suckers they are, they willingly paid the cost of admission to do Bethesda's job and more.

Skyrim definitely wouldn't be worth consideration otherwise if going by its own merits as a game.

Sure

These faggots should try Kingdom Under Fire or Ninja Gaiden Black (on any difficulty really, even Ninja Dog).

Why people so technically uneducated nowadays? Its because of mobile phones and tablets?

christ

I think it's what happens when a brain is filled with marketing to the point of saturation, they hear "Next-Gen, 1080p, best graphics ever" and think that 1080p is actually as good as it gets because the marketer would never lie to them.

I want to hug that dog.

DID YOU KNOW THAT DARK SOULS IS HARD????????

One day, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but one day a simulator will win a "game is hard" award.

Skyrim is already remembered as classics.
I bet 5 years after MOOM will get same award.

I know of some people who literally put hundreds of hours into vanilla skyrim and thought it was the bestest game ever. Casuals are fucking plebs man, don't underestimate their shit taste.

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Not like I'll be spreading out my genes. Womyn are gross.

Actually lower FPS makes it easier. I can say after playing DaS on a toaster with 15-20 fps at all times vs. 60 with a mod.

I bought the game three times before I even knew what mods were.

I was one of those people. If the only "RPGs" you've ever played are post-Oblivion Bethesda games and you've never touched an action game other than COD, Halo, and a couple of TLoZ games then they seem like the coolest games ever.

You anons are really lucky that you got into vidyagames nice and early because I have to deal with getting nostalgic for fucking vanilla Skyrim before booting it up to learn for the hundredth time that it is a genuinely bad game. I guess I'll take it over being addicted to WoW or League of Legends like some other faggots I know, it could always be worse.

I fought the gaping dragon once after doing 7 ng+ runs
I don't even remember what the fuck it drops but I only remember that it opened a shortcut to blighttown and that it wasn't even a good shortcut as it sent you farther away from the titty spider area than the regular entrance.

I'm impressed he managed to edit that video without ever noticing his own contradictions.

You were born too late but at least you have seen the light, there are still good games being made if you go looking for them.

He drops the key to blighttown, its not a shortcut because its the main route. If you chop off his tail you get a mediocre dragon weapon you will never ever wield because it requires 50 strenght

I can give it that
HAHAHAHA
Funny.
Skyrim is best played when you don't use your brain much is what I've found out. Morrowind is the exact opposite and is best placed where you immerse yourself as much as you can.

I noticed the same thing with Fallout 3 vs Fallout 1/2/NV. I refuse to touch 4 to find out where it fits.

My dad plays Tekken 3, Sonic 3 & Knuckles, a shitton of Arcade games. Dude has toptier taste.
I feel bad for you man.

Watch the video in and you'll see what I'm talking about, the guy contradicts himself saying Skyrim has shitty RPG elements but then goes on to say he loves to role play in it.

I pirated FO4 to give it a go, I lasted ~2 hours before deleting it.

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I've heard it's pretty bad. I just have no desire to play another Bethesda-developed Fallout. NV opened my eyes and 1/2 made sure they can never be shut again. Couldn't go back to 3 if I wanted to.

Fallout 4 is nothing more than a buggy ass Borderlands. That's what I constantly thought when playing it.

Is it actually as good as the first Borderlands, though? It's not a great game but it was entertaining. Then I pirated 2 and it felt like trash, even compared to the first one.

Only reason to play borderlands 2 is to play it co-op and do the tiny tinas assault on dragon keep expansion.

Game that stands the test of time is Myst

As much as Blizzard has fucked it up over the years I think test of time should really go to WoW, maintaining those play numbers for a decade is impressive no matter how much you hate it.

Hell no. Lets just say it is a shitty early prototype of Borderlands 1 that some indie devs made on a abuse old whore of an engine.

It is a fucking mess and finally some normalfags saw it too.

I never got any expansions. I barely got far into it. Every character just kind of felt the same because they took out weapon preferences or whatever it was called. Like Mordecai was good with revolvers and stuff, but everyone's good with everything in 2 and it just isn't fun. Plus their active abilities are inferior to 1's. I played through 1 as every character, with family. I loved it, even though it wasn't really great.

They most likely always were.
Tablets/Smartphones just gave them easy access to the internet and made them able to force their nonsense onto everyone who actually knows what he's talking about.

I've never tried FO4. First Fallout game I played was NV and then I played FO3 and thought it was utter garbage. The only reason I played it is due to Wanderer's Edition since that made the gameplay fun. Otherwise it's a pile of shit. I enjoyed FO2 and I also wanna give 1 and Tactics a go one day as well.

If you're done with those try this:
resurrection.cz/en/

I'm aware, the issue is just that your average person just getting into video gaymes isn't going to find the goodies and might end up liking shit like Bethesda games forever. I only got out because I went back and played Morrowind since I loved Beth's other games then forced myself through DaS1 since I heard it was good. I didn't even like either game at the time I just felt the need to complete any game I started. I have friends that tried both and don't have the perseverance I had so they gave up and went back to playing shit games and I feel sorry for them.

If anyone knows of a good game with immediate appeal no matter how shit the player is then please let me know so I can free my enslaved friends.

Give a try to Arcanum.

Id give it to EVE Online before WoW. Actually Roller Coster Tycoon has stood the test of time. Which is because it isnt built using some garbage engine. It was coded in Assembly. And it was coded well, that game can run on a potato.

It looks like a hack and slash rpg from screenshots. Is it like that or a nerdy fun rpg?

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I started with Morrowind and fucking loved it, Oblivion was disappointing, FO3 was ok, NV was amazing and Skyrim left me feeling robbed.
I had to try FO4 despite having doubts just incase it was good, it was not.

I never played any TES before MW or any FO before 3 until years after the fact, they were pretty good but it's had to go back a decade without nostalgia to ease it a bit.

Bannerlord could be the perfect bridging game if they don't fuck it up. Shiny graphics for those that care with solid RPG and strategy elements.

Good call.

Even then it's a bit of a fucking stretch. And the Hammerlock DLC can go fuck itself

Even the prototype of Borderlands looks better then Fallout 4 does. It's almost amazing in how shit the game is.

Oh shit I remember that.

Seeing that always makes me wonder how was the experience working for the first movie was for him and what changed.

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HUEHUEHUEHU
CUCKCHAN 2.0

Go away Gabe

On the other hand

The whole thing was shit and rigged in the first place and Gaben's fat jew ass needs to be thrown in the oven.

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Suck a dick faggot.

I-I guess I answered my question.

I had trouble with the four kings because I had an all-round build with a lean towards heavy weapons, but then I remembered I had Power Within as a pyromancy spell.

Gaping Dragon only gave me trouble when went in blind, but after one fuckin' death I figured out everything there was to know about the fight.

There's no excuse for this shit, at least say Sif or the Dog Rape Demon or Ornstein and Smough was hard.

The only real bullshit fight in Dark Souls is Ornstein and Smough, especially Ornstein since he has that almost perfect accuracy charge attack.

They did say O&S was hard.

I didn't think Dark Souls was that kind of game…

I don't even care about the rest, that one basically invalidates the rest as a joke to me.

Well that and the fact that ARK wasn't instantly disqualified from the "Best use of a farm animal" award due to them trying to bribe players to vote.

It's not wrong, Skyrim did not change one bit how shit it is, it's just as good now as it was then.

What I don't get is why people would be retarded enough to buy them. For the price of a single foil card, you could easily buy an entire card set and get the exact same amount of XP.

So they can brag to their loser friends.

a broken clock is right twice a day.

I really think Terraria should have won the test of time. It's actually improved significantly from initial leak to current state, far more than Skyrim did, and all of those improvements were fucking free.

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How do you think these people would react to games like these?

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Since they aren't able to get past the first stage, they would claim that the games have "dated mechanics" and are "overrated by nostalgic people" like they always do.

Feels bad man

Simulators like DCS and BMS aren't played by enough normalfags though.

i really hate these "to be continued" webms that are everywhere now. Can I just see what the fuck happened next?

Dark Souls is shit, stop kidding yourself, you retard

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WHAT CLASSICS

tf2 is pretty old dude

Jew-scholar here, that black box is known as a Tefillin or phylactery.
They contain little scrolls with writings of the Torah on them; most observant Orthodox Jews wear them for daily morning prayer as prescribed in the Torah.

You need to step up your Jew game, user.

Euro Truck Sim 2 won 2 awards. There are at least some people with decent taste. All is not lost!

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I did something wrong last year.

I very vividly remember some guy making World of Warcraft videos when that Nostalrius server first came out and he kept referring to it as a "real old school RPG, like Oblivion".

AOE2 is from '98, HD edition is the same game with a higher resolution and prettier water. So it's really the only one that should get that award, since the gameplay is still fun after 18 years.

Voted for Skyrim and all the other normalfag stuff just so I could see faggots like OP get mad at vidya

That fucking scrawny guy with the glasses, that shit triggers me.. It looks like that piece of plastic on his wrist is holding his hole arm down and can't even lift it.

That fucker needs to work out.

I voted for Skyrim purely because I knew this would happen

just install a crack

The problem is that it makes Euro Truck a meme game. You know something will turn to shit the moment normals pick it up.

Then again, these people probably never even PLAYED Truck Simulator, they just know the memes ABOUT the game and voted because of them.

Link you fucking retard

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I was actually sympathizing with the actor, can you imagine trying to act like you are in a crowded room talking to people when all there is is a single photo on a stick?

Fuck the actor, I'm more upset at how half assed the entire thing is in general.

t. DeS fan

This is a bit of an old thread, but:

As far as recent releases go:

Reminder that this was an actual article.

At the very least I've seen a Souls/Boktai image or two around. I think they were user drawn though.

Eikö se oo 'rati riti ralla, tuli talvi halla'?

Which first movie? His first movie ever or the lord of the rings?

my fucking nigger.
I fucking hated that piece of shit game.
Made me so fucking angry that I didn't want to see another Ninja Gaiden game for as long as I lived.
Soon as I beat it I bought Ninja Gaiden 2.
Scythe is OP

Razor's Edge was genuinely bad though, I feel for anyone who actually played vanilla 3

This nig knows whats up

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PERSONA GAME

Why couldn't they have picked one of the Elder Scrolls games that was actually good and remind everyone what a fucking RPG is.

TOO HARD!!!!!! BAD GRAPHICS!!!!!!!! XDDDD

They won't be able get out of first dungeon. Or even if they will, they will probably stuck with no idea what to do next in that giant world.

Also people don't give awards to free vidya.

Some fuck was going to make it in Unity till Bethesda cucked him.

Sorry for samefagging but NEVERMIND

dfworkshop.net/

Looks like it still is active

.>>11613906

Well shit, I hope he knows what he is doing because that might turn out horrendous

But why would he use Unity if he knows what he's doing?

Because the Engine doesn't matter as long as the Dev is competent.
Unreal is a good engine, and we got Revolution 60 on that.

Because apparently real unity programming hasnt been tried yet and all the shit performance of unity games are because of shit developers.

So you're saying that unity is like communism.

It actually doesn't look like shit, all they really need to do is upscale the textures, add greater draw distance, and have it run stable on modern machines. All you need to do is have it easier to get going and keep the gameplay the same.

All me

Sadly they already have the means of reproduction.

Cool, ill keep my eye on it.

We do not bring up that THING around here. Think of the children.

What's your winner for the test of time, Holla Forums?

Legacy of Kain

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death

Nah, Unity is a piece of shit that doesn't run properly no matter WHAT you do with it.

Controls are pretty bad though

Is that a mirror because I aint clicking that shit nigga

Excluding no brainers like doom, I would vote for dow

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I aint webm-ing a video for a throwaway answer though.

That just seemed like a really dick thing to do. How did they do hobbits and dwarves in lotr? Were they actually manlets?

I meant to say the first series, as in lord of the rings, yea.

Jagged Alliance 2.

Then don't link it in the first place, you fag.

embedding should never have been enabled.

The actor who played gimli is actually a big guy though, I wonder what happened to his acting career. I only remember seeing him in deathwatch and LOTR

CIA is actually bigger than Bane.

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Dark souls after and including 2 is shit, dark souls isn't shit.

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Yeah, waiting for him to smash his face into the floor and then beat the fuck out of him is really a "trick". Please never post again.

Holy shit they're both ultramanlets

What a twist
BRAVO NOLAN
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most Hollywood actors are. the excuse is that a big height gap makes camera work difficult but fuck, man Christopher Lee was like 6'5''.

Diablo 2

The Impression city builder series.
Caesar 3/Pharaoh/Zeus

is this shota? where did you get it :DDDDDD

I will never not be angry at this. It wasn't even a choice, the correct and only answer was AoE considering how old the original is, but we live in a day and age where 3-5 years is way too fucking long for the 13-15 year old idiots that populate 9fag and le plebbit, the two sites that considered that fucking bugfest the bestest gamest everestest and are probably to blame for this bullshit.

I want to stab this person and anyone who has a twisted mind like this.
How fucking retarded do you have to be to suck THIS much dick 'for free?' I really don't understand how someone like him can pretend to be completely serious when typing out that virtual diarrhea.

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It's ironic r-right?

When will you learn?

5'8 isn't the average height, micromen bring the average down. Most people are 6'0+, and most women are 5'8

Contra Hard Corps isn't that hard, even the harder US version is manageable.

Look even as someone who owns a PS4, holy hell that last pic is bullshit.

Something, you aren't considered a person.

I feel you…

It has good gameplay, but literally everything else, the plot, characters, and designs is fucking boring shit.

Then nobody is clicking it.

This depresses me

The 9gag watermark is the cherry on top

Way to disregard the rest of the post. Learn to fully read before you get triggered you assblasted retard.

I love you.

fag

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