L O L?

HMM

wew

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We all know where this is going anyways. Let's just get right into it. It's 2AM.

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haha

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Oh, a LOL thread, just what I needed.
I guess I'll translate some russian comics and post them here.

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wwwww

These are pretty good.
I'm reminded of Elftor somewhat.

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Wonder if they will ever do something with Trump without using buzzwords of just drawings of vengeance fantasies

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D´OH

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Fixed up the previous one.

Now that's an ugly artstyle.

That's Rebecca Sugar, the creator of Steven Universe. She drew a lot of weird shit.
Here's her Ratatouille porn.

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Reb and the other artists were hired straight from tumblr, but thanks to the horrible fanbase a lot of the original team members have left due to genuine threats to their lives.

Fucking SU fanbase is nuts.

that's hot
I'd fap to a full doujinshi of that

Colour me surprised, user.

I don't like her art style but that is pretty funny, even if not very arousing.

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It's not too far off from the kind of silly stuff that imageboard drawfags can shit out.

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Holy shit, I've never seen this. Got any more? I heard the rat dies by felching in another picture.

Nah, never heard of it.

How did this surface?

Nevermind. Old art of paheal, ugh.
Was hoping a huge dump of her old artwork was there.

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kek

source?

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You're doin' good user.

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Isn't this thread supposed to be filled with shit? Why is this good stuff being posted?

is there something im not getting in that one?

he pissed off the wizard, so the wizard put his equipment into rocks

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LOL!

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Good shit. Most of them.

So was this from a real story or from a serious attempt at drama? Because I fucking lose it every time I read the final page, these horrible faces make it just so hilarious to take it seriously.

Same deal here can't tell if it's meant to be sexy or funny or both.

That's probably because most of these washed up hacks were brought up on the original web culture, shit like ytmnd and horrible jokes tossed at each other, remnants of that kind of crude and offensive humor is still dormant in part of their brains but they're such a bunch of unbearable tumblrites that you really have to look deep into their work to find it.

fantastic

LOL1

You little cheeky breeky.

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wow dude that sucks

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That one got me good, you're doing God's work.

also vidya

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Just post the whole thing already

kek, high quality post

This is what I found from searching "prince turns women into mares doujin."

nhentai.net/g/172807/
(Kemoket 3) [Mayoineko (Various)] Mare Holic 2 Kemolover EX ch 34-35 [English] =LWB=

>tfw I have a bigger dick than both that cuck faggot in the comic and his faggot dick extender

words that mean very different things to the average person than they mean to the artists of those shitty "political comics"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

weew

Fucking gooks cant do anything right!

Lmao

That just means your dick can't fit into the dick extender. What a shame.

Mine is better

I'm larger than the dick extender. Shove that silicone manhood up your ass, sextoy faggot.

I bet they are going to enlist that gook to fight north korea just like the other artist

Yea nothing will top that shit.

LOL

HAHA

JEJ

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haha

lamo

Say whatever you want about trump, I really don't care but holy shit what a goddamn year its been. So many turncoat cunts showing their true colors, they just cannot help themselves for a little public face.

Marxists are really butthurt.

deleting your failed gets 3b65e0?

nice deleeted get fan

Nice try. Maybe next time.

haha

God damn, haven't seen that in about as long as I haven't had a Toblerone. Fuckin' eons.
Didn't they fuck with the shape not too long ago?

lol?

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Who is that brown semen demon on the right corner?

i need more

k

Every time a libshit says something, the exact opposite is true. Same with jewish media

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I had to search for the meaning of this word. According to Urban Dictionary it's the act of abusing someone's Facebook account on a computer where they have left themselves logged in. Usually results in a change of status proclaiming their sudden change in sexuality, as well as numerous wall posts to friends containing bizzare messages. So basically, absolutely nothing, I don't understand why it's called faceraped. I thought it was like forcing someone to give you a blowjob and not bitting on your dick, but shitposting on another person's Facebook account is absolutely nothing. If back in school I would draw a dick or write "I am a faggot" on my friend's notebook or manual or whatever, would that be bookraped? Would my friend be bookraped by me? Would I have to go to jail for raping him? Can you steal someone's book virginity? I a girl drew hearts or butterflies without consent would that also be bookrape?

Sheeit, meant to quote

Oh well, time for Clarissa.

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lol

anyone wanna post originals ?

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Oh shit I remember when you had to do that.

Oh, and also this, I guess.

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Remember no automatic refresh?
Remember no post notification?
Remember having to press F13 to load images?

thumbbutton on the mouse is still mapped to f5 just out of habit, i can never stop myself from remapping it to f5 whenever i get a new mouse

Hot off the presses from Sarah Anderson herself

Remember when if you put your credit card number on the text box it came up as asterisks?

****

i looked up sarah anderson and found this

??????????????????????????????

not her, catually she is 5/10, you cant find a more avereage looking woman

LOL

You aint scaring anyone with that shit

I get that this comic is supposed to make me feel bad for these faggots but they're all still at a party
I'd argue that "I got offended at a party and it hurt my feelings" is still better than "I didn't get invited to a party"

pics?

This one was pretty clever.

Oh you fucking jews. I'm going to have to check my shit now.

Thanks a lot.

Here >>>Holla Forums8601924

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Sound images never really worked for me. Might be the BR version of my browser or something

disgusting

pics unrelated

Might be worth going through your files regardless. If no encoding is involved, you might find some neat shit looking for file headers in your image folder. There might be actual hidden vidya. Or text files about shit nobody cares about. Or something to remove very hastily and think back at just how many time you've posted one image with no idea what was lurking beneath.

In the case of encoded files, it gets a bit more complicated, trying to see if all the image data can be removed and if there's a big blob of nonsense data left over. That's some heavy undocumented no man's land shit.

Maybe run a certain LCG-based scheme over it and have music files pop out. Or videos. Or things you immediately wish you hadn't seen. But mostly music files.

If you uploaded it, chances are someone somewhere still has it. Soundfags never die.

aye aye sir.

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Don't they just exploit browser bugs to play short sounds?
3MB seems just way too low to be anything worthwhile

Meh, I'll just delete the temp files and run a quick scan.

I'm still not sure if the actual virus donut man was an actual thing or just one of those "everyone pretend it's harmful" deals.

As for [images], they weren't using exploits. They had encoded audio files that could be played with a javascript plugin with a media player. It could either be fed files manually from the thread, have it go through all the images in the thread or even have them drag-and-dropped onto the playlist. It then looked for a few special sets of characters inside an and saw if, after running an encoding process from that point on, it saw valid media data. If so, then it buffered that up and played it in the media playermajigger.

3MB is plenty for a variety of things, certainly enough for shitposting, small programs, older generations of games, ROMs or a song or two at passable quality for getting the point across.

Sound threads will forever be an unfilled hole in my soul. WEBM threads just aren't the same.

Its that feeling that you're a part of a secret club, plus every file is a mystery. Webm threads are glorified video sharing.

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Is this what I think it is?

I don't know if the one that user posted is the right one. But Pink_Donut.png used to exploit a little loop on Firefox based browsers' coding to download a 1mb strand of code that would just play a little screamer.

It doesn't work anymore for some reason, either it was looped or the code itself was taken down.

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patched*

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I don't get the meme

Wew

You know the Cat silencer in postal 2?

This is scientifically possible.

Das rite

Those threads were so strangely personal, intimate and free of cynicism, without being work-hardened into circlejerk territory.
If just the content being more humble and tied to actual people wasn't enough, it was amusing seeing what going from the filename-and-image routine to have one or more namable titles tied to videos or songs. More variables, more stuff to subvert, more surprises.
Having all the Gen 1 Pokemon noises in one WebM doesn't have the effect as having an arena where files are expected to have just a few media tracks at most, opening a file and then having 151 separate tracks show up in your tracklist. And then one of them is SANIC HEGEHOG.
Or just empty tracks where the titles make up for copypasta.
Or just a file that doesn't actually have anything in it at all.

Didn't know that. Never experienced that myself.
What I posted was a different donut man with Weird Al's Virus Alert in it, for use with a certain plugin.
Never really delved into browser-based exploits, there have usually been more accessible and fun things on higher levels, usually involving shoddy javascript.

Hang the fuck on. Why do they look so much like the henchmen from the venture brothers?

LOL

Cute rabbits.

In case someone doesn't understand this comic, there is coffee that is just ground cat turds and people drink it up without knowing what it is.

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It's beans that have gone through a cat, been cleaned, roasted and then brewed. People aren't tricked into it, they buy it willingly as a stupid luxury product at insane markups.

That was gross, but cute

Horsefuckery

Being a horsefucker

Kek, overrated as fuck
Shit thread tbh, Mark approved Holla Forums culture ✔

The kike said he was deleting these, so you can either fuck off, post the rest of that, or keep posting hentai quotes

I agree, Sindoll is much better

pretty cute. Is there an uncensored version though? Hell, i'd take black bars even over this.

i need more of this.

ShindoL is the best at his corner of the market (lewd ahegao, mind break, moral degeneration). There might be technically superior artists in the industry, but for his niche there's almost no contest

Here

Mark keeps flip-flopping back and forthbon it about as much as 4AM

Degenerate stuff for sickfucks, yeah. He might as well be the highest rated guro artist and it still would suck for anyone who isn't a twisted autist.

and you might as well be the highest rated sperm sucker in your corner of the world, but that doesn't mean your opinion means any more here

Lol triggered

Check Z-Ton

A civet is not a cat though.

Not really no
Only moral degeneration

Apparently, the species in question is also called a toddy cat, despite having nothing to do with cats.
It's still going through an animal's digestive tract.

Coincidence?

The kopi luwak thing is very much true, yes. As for calling a civet a cat, it isn't completely unfounded since it's from the feliformia suborder, but they're very distant species.

These are gold.

now post the one where she looks like malack

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Happy New Year from russia my american friend.

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VP9 related.

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WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?

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off by one

Happy new year, my fellow Sindoll and Freya aficionado.

I actually really like these.

All of this stuff is a dime a freaking dozen

Finally I found some more originalfags.

B-but Sindoll isnt for vanilla.

Noko was still around until 2011 or something.

If you are actively looking for it.

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That's the punchline I got from this.

stop the fucking presses

My favorite part of the markiplier video is when he says "gaming is fun" you can tell there's an audio edit between "is" and "fun." They couldn't even get him to string together those words naturally in a length that fit their advertisement.

What a fucking wonderful images to start new year.

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Reporting back, Toblerones are breddy gud. Not generally a big fan of almonds or honey, but they work very well in this.
Maybe the larger ones hurt your hands more, as a 100 gram bar wasn't particularly painful to break into submission.

Not really, I'm from the 2007 batch.
>tfw you try to make a joke and you make a less funny joke

Me and you me and you me and you me and you me and you me and you me and you me and you.
Fight. Now. Debate me.

holy fuck the things i would do to that thing

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Like repeatedly smack it in the head with a snow shovel?

Remember when using the frame on the side to navigate the boards?

Remember browsers without tabs?

I try not to. Remember using limewire on 56k?

Reminder, this could happen

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no, like repeatedly hitting the inside of her womb with the tip of my enlarged penis until shes a cum balloon

I was already on somewhat of a fatter pipe by the time that came around, so no.
On a more pleasant note, at least as far as content goes, remember Macromedia Shockwave?

i wouldn't mind tbh.

i would fuck my daughter too

And then smacking it with an orange hot snow shovel?

2007 here, I'll never be an oldfag but that doesn't mean "noko sage" isn't a retarded option.

you have 10 seconds to hand over the source

Remember geocities with midi sound files.

I dont have it, good luck with exhentai or /kemono/ buddy

I find it amusing how modern web design is getting so bad that some of those old sites are beginning to look good by comparison. Hell, if they don't go completely apeshit with the custom cursors and the animated gifs and the midis and the pop-ups that say "no stealing" when you right click anywhere, they can look pretty good.

Remember RealMedia?

At least he's keeping his lineage alive.

Remember bearshare

no, and then cuddling while she spurts it all out, and starting over again.

(Kemoket 2) [Mayoineko (Various)] Mare Holic Kemolover EX Ch. 1-8 [English] =LWB=

Took me like two seconds to find using the right keywords.

Thanks, I'll learn that /rec/ magic some day.

I've told a coworker I want the old web back with today's broadband. It'd be the best of both worlds.

This has gone too far.

I didn't realize it was that kind of thread.

No well-drawn porn is too far, unless it's scat, gore or bara

56k modem sound
Internet connection dropping when people in the house picked up the phone
Games fitting on a floppy
Trading games in school on burned CDs
Downloading games, music and porn on napster/kazaa
zombo.com
Flash animations like voodoo dick

I bet you love hugs.

This is more degenerate than anthro furfaggotry.

Or that obnoxious goth squirrel.

Better tasting, too.

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If only.

Where is the thread and where's the hula girls?

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As a fucking horse ? More like, killing it off.

If none wasnt lazy and just dumped, instead we get cripple lewd. Slow pokes.

You get horse porn that's the best you get.

Something tells me this guy really, REALLY wishes his shitty comic could be Calvin & Hobbes.

You saying Zeus killed off his legacy by fucking everything that could breathe?

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US NERDS AMIRITE

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dont remind me of those text video tutorials, horrible shit

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Did somebody copied gigidigi's (hiimdaisy) style of drawing just to start a shit war?

I didn't and now I'm wondering what else I've forgotten.

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You and me both.
Sick trips. Have a happy new years, user.
exhentai.org/g/825138/a7e7d36aee/
exhentai.org/g/611689/9d7bfe2541/
exhentai.org/g/712633/3d74f15e47/

It's always that kind of thread.

We can go even more reductionist.

Fresh.

The blessing and curse that made the old internet such a lovely place was that it was hard to parse and crawl. A million little personal pockets that grew mostly in isolation, small tight-knit communities and the general optimism that most people aren't trying to push a horrid agenda because each one of those little pockets was too small for it to be profitable. People stuck to their own knitting and visited other places where others did the same.

Now the internet in the minds of the majority really just is big aggregators and social media, which can "eternal september" almost any site in a matter of minutes.
A hundred people or so people are doing their thing with their own culture and values, and their own treasures . Someone drops a link on Yiddit. Thousands come storming in to see the cool stuff while only communicating in their own cultural language. The locals are completely drowned out. Any newcomers only see the flamboyant majority of Yiddit culture and thus assimilate to that. On top of tainting any natural visitors, this attracts even more Yidditors from all over. The locals pick up stakes and leave, and maybe the proprietor sees that there's a buck to be made by pandering to this new demographic as everything else of value has been irrecoverably lost, assimilates to the new crowd or just throws in the towel.
And if this doesn't happen on its own, the loudest of the bunch will yell for small concessions and compromises until the same thing happens.

Fuck.

The more interconnected people and communities get, the more impersonal everything becomes. You end up with a big ball of average people with no loyalty to anything that can be sicced on any smaller community to dilute, dull and plunder any value they have, just to grow the ball a little bigger. It's maddening.
Gets even worse when this mediocre diaspora of a blob is leveraged for political purposes, as that makes it all that more difficult to suspend your willingness to stray from cynicism. Which is almost always and very overtly.

Mares in heat will pin a farmer to a wall with their ass and vigorously rub their sopping wet pussy against him to stimulate themselves to orgasm.
Ewes will become completely submissive in the missionary position and allow themselves to be fucked.
Sows get horny by having their tits played with and their hips groped, their pussies get all puffy and are among the tightest holes around.
Hens respond quickly to having their cloaca rubbed and will allow for gentle fingering, breathing heavily while being stimulated.

wtf I hate animals now

All the foxy fun it implies.

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Are you shitting me?

Wait wot how do you know half of this stuff are you farmer who got raped by a horse?

That's because there are no bro-tier arabs.

Subtle merchant.
It truly is amazing what kind of overlap you can find in themes and topics when it comes to art.

what

There have to be somewhere
that comic gave me hope dammit

there has been at least one

When you live around farms, you learn a lot more about the birds and the bees.

year is gonna suck, luckily i'll end it this one

All the bro-tier Arabs where the ancient polytheistic Arabs and they all got slaughtered by Mudslimes.

But you didn't mention any sexual bees.

Allow me to remedy that.

10/10

I JUST CHECKED /fit/
THERES NO SIR COMIC
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING?

What the fuck is wrong with you.

Toblerone is fucking delicious but it's too late to look up here
I BET YOU READ THIS FIRST FAGGOT

I've met one or two good ones irl, but a lot of the ones in foreign countries are spoiled by their parents' money.
I'm a bro tier Pashtun if that counts. Got no camels though

Getting raped by farm animals in heat doesn't sound like a good weekend to me.

How many of your uncles fucked you?

There are worse ways to spend a weekend. Like watching The Hangover part 2.

This is such bullshit, the whole fucking year libtards kept screaming at everyone how awful they are and how they should live their lives in the current year and now they come up with this nonsense about how awful the year was?

I spent my weekend playing with my dick and Doom 64,

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Yes, I am perfectly aware there are many kinds of sex fetishes out there. There are people who are aroused by feet, shoes, and even shoelaces. But dolphins ? Anyway, if you want to have sex with a dolphin (and who doesn't ?), this is the guide for you.

Here is how to proceed :

1. Where to find a dolphin ?

Aquariums and zooz are out of the question : too many witnesses. You are instead advised to try to find a beach where dolphins live. You also need luck :

Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the right time. I have been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbor of my resident city.

And if the Coast Guard comes by, you're on your own.

2. Pre-sex assessment of the situation

First, you need to figure out 1. the gender of the dolphin and 2. figure out if the dolphin is aroused.

To do the first, you need to look at their head (males have a fatter, rounder head), or on the dolphin's belly, between opposite the dorsal fin and the tail. The male has two larger slits, and the female has one large slit and two small mammary slits.

Figuring out whenever your prospective mate is aroused is also relatively straightforward. The male will sport a long erection that would make most men jealous ("anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose", we are advised). The dolphin's penis is also prehensile and flexible, and you can wrap it around your arm. It is not mentioned if the dolphin likes to have his penis wrapped around some dink's arm. On the other hand, the female's genitals will become pink and swollen, and she may nuzzle against you.

Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?

A3) Accept, if possible!

3. Having sex

A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length.

Due to the size of a dolphin's member, the best you can do with a male dolphin is to masturbate him. Missionary position or anal sex are both out of the question. Also, be careful : when those things shoot, they shoot. Remember what your mom told you about trains and get out of the way.

The female dolphin can be either masturbated or fucked, depending on your gender. Roll the dolphin gently to her side, belly towards you, and prop yourself on an elbow to stay face-to-face with her. At this point, my brain is already beginning to rebel against what I'm reading, so I'll let the author do the explaining for me :

Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, they have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.

One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you.

In conclusion, good luck, and if you have a baby with a dolphin, don't forget to tell someone other than the National Enquirer.

Here's one from December 27.

Thanks jotaro, you are my greatest ally

the thing that gets me about that video is that there's only one girl with an even slightly above average face

not saying they're paper bag worthy but they might have found better looking "sheep"

He's probably on the other /fit/.

None, we don't actually do that.
At least in my clan, I can't speak for the rest of them. While they were tending to livestock in Afghanistan my clan fucked off to the east with the Mughals and tamed the streetshitters of the area.

How often do you guys go PKing?

he does one every new years right?

This video always brightens my day.

Doubt.

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I'd rather not fuck a dolphin thanks. Horses are one thing, anime horses are a totally different thing but dolphins are an aquatic animal and hard to come by.

I did an edit of that MOA without the face awhile ago but I lost it.
I really need to save my stuff.
Also
You degenerates really need to go away

I wanna fuck androids too though.

Dolphins always remind me of the times that certain archive full of dolphin-related material was being passed off as video games. And the times an archive full of games was being passed off as dolphin-related material.
I never get tired of the bait-and-switch that becomes so well-known that it becomes subject to another bait-and-switch.

Welcome to libtard logic.
If they're accusing someone of something, they're the ones doing it.
If they're holding conflicting views, the one that's being flouted is the most important one by a huge margin and the ones not obeying it are responsible for everything bad that has ever happened.
If they're prescribing a way of living, they're exempt from doing it.
If they're proposing a remedy, someone else is responsible for seeing it through.
If their solution doesn't pan out or makes things worse, you didn't listen to them closely enough.

There's nothing quite like going out and hunting a deer or two, or taking out the occasional wild boar if it gets dangerous.

Sounds pretty comfy fam, I am more of a fan of PvE as well.

i find it very hard to believe that Foamy's author isn't a dyed in the wool shitlib like all the rest of their ilk, that video comes across much less SJWish than I was expecting

pls no

Also
Geese have maze-like vaginas.

Its the next logical step after becoming meme magicians

ducks have corkscrews
females have evolved their genitals to actually try and prevent being raped and impregnated by male ducks. i hate that i know that after watching a stupid webm about it, but i cant figure out how the fuck a species keeps successfully reproducing when their evolution involves the selection of traits AGAINST successful reproduction. It's ass backwards.

sacrificing a thing (in this case, SJWs) would mean that they're valuable which they're not.

Reminder that this is how mentally defective liberals actually are. THIS IS HOW YOU ACTUALLY BEHAVE.

Better than that, ducks have explosive corkscrews.
As for the evolution aspect, the fact that mazelike vaginas are a thing on ducks means it either doesn't stop males or there's some other unknown advantage to it. Maybe the males fuck them so much that it doesn't matter. Maybe only the best males can successfully fertilize a female.

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Well shit, did griffith really still care about the band though?

Ducks also do gangrape so its not the best males. Ducks also fuck corpses though, ducks are weird.

Plague plz go

The band at least had fighting worth, meaning they were useful.

What the fuck do you mean EXPLOSIVE corkscrews

Right before the eclipse, Griffith dreams about living a quiet life with Casca as his waifu. He acts all distant and obsessed with muh dream, but the God Hand doesn't ask for sacrifices you don't care about.

Kill yourself.

Don't take the beito kudasai.

That's how duck sex works, without the foreplay

Nigger wasn't it Holla Forums that automatically had noko when you posted?

Remember that font?

hunter2

He did a video on immigration saying it should be easier to immigrate and did that whole "immigrants are great everyones an immigrants the native americans should've built a wall" bullshit

So it DOESN'T literally explode.

Ducks also get their throats raped by lonely monkeys

Not like an exothermic reaction. Don't give the terrorists any more ideas
It's just a really fast erection. Kinda like how a chameleon uses it's tongue, but more kinky.

But that's the best argument for building a wall.

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It would've kept the other faggot tribes from fucking their shit up so he isn't wrong in that regard.

That was fucking hilarious. I wish amerikkklap (((news anchors))) were anywhere near this raw and unfiltered.

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because you touch yourself at night

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fug, forgot to spoiler

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the dude in the 3rd pic got so triggered he turned into Kaiji

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that means
KEEP DOING IT
and make it convincing so they can't tell which is real and which isn't.

I was thinking this as well. Maybe if he didn't draw shitty stickmen.

There's a fine line between animal husbandry and bestiality, user.
You seem to have seen it, crossed it, looped back around the world, crossed it again, and then took a big dump on it just to be sure.

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underrated post

This is painful to watch just a reminder of how far we've come.

Can't they use their own words anymore?

Actually, he's from a traditional Japanese tongue-twister folk tale, you ignorant baka gaijin

daily reminder this guy did music for tekken 7

Incredibly late to say this but this dude looks like Brendan Frasier

Horse alimony inc

He has a tumblr account

I'm assuming 99% of this is injokes that I wish I was onto, the only one I know is the one with the guy getting demolished by trying /fit/'s baiting suggestions and complaining he was wearing sandals so he should've not gotten wasted.

You don't suppose this is meant to be ironic do you? Like I don't think these guys actually thought it was funny….right?

excellent catch user. It shows how depraved he really is.