Has there ever been a more pathetic creature to ever exist, known to man?

Has there ever been a more pathetic creature to ever exist, known to man?

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Have arrived for the dank
Will live with the dank
Shall die by the dank.

i should circlejerk more about modest mouse at work

just fuck my shit up

slakdjflksdjfalksdfja

HE LITERALLY STOLE LIQUOR JUST TO GET DRUNK ONLINE.
INSTEAD OF JUST GOING TO A SHITTY PARTY WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SHITTY VODKA AND CHEAP BEER LIKE A GODDAMN NORMAL KID.

I hate sona so much

Ahah

He was hanging out with all his internet friends though

and?
like, what the fuck are you going to rag on me for about not going to a shitty party to destroy my liver and lose my virginity

both are pretty retarded, one just involves more human contact than the other

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Oh, so you're the "virgin totally by choice" types.
Got it.

Just leave them there

it's by circumstance and choice
like, on one hand, i feel sexual desire
and i'm pretty sure if i aimed for someone ugly and slutty i could get sex
anyone could

just between prozac, muh mental issues, and whatever the hell's goes on with my emotions and gay shit like that i don't really want to go to the effort for it

imagine how much time you spent flirting and listening to some girl's stupid shit just to fuck her

jesus tsuchi why invite them over
thats one of the best parts of a boo thread

/Boo thread

It wasn't inviting and I really didn't consider the consequences of my actions.

Usually not that long, if you're at a club/party.

scoot

think next time before you consider interacting directly with desu

Daily reminder depression is a meme disorder made up by lazy fucks who don't want to leave the house

Like a week if she's not a slut ?

Like how you would pester me for weeks for nudes and erp ?

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I am depressed :(

To be fair, Boo would ask a literal rock for nudes and lay the moves on them.
For...reasons unknown.

fuck that
fuck people and their shitty schemes of fucking and socializing and doing loud things which ruin your shit in the future

see, anyone can get sex, get them drunk enough, aim low enough, but the point is some don't and some do

like, i know all this shit is probably pretty logically bad for me, you know, not enjoying these shallow social interactions while i can or something

i just can't help my feelings when it comes to this

prozac is a meme medication for people which lowers your sex drive

again, i never said i wasn't lazy
the cost/benefit of having sex doesn't appeal to me

i hope you truly dont believe this meme
its funny though

me too my parents wont buy me video games

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i have to go be a wagecuck in 30 minutes :(

Damn. I look good tho.

They eyebrow thing for guys is like the duck face for women.

i've seriously considered having sex solely not even because i would even enjoy it all that much (first time is never the charm apparently). i just want to get rid of the whole 'lol ur a virgin' meme that people spout so i can gain some 'life experience'

for me sexual attraction really comes and goes anyways, it's more about being with a person in the moment

im so depressed the gubmint wont pay for my drugs or my liquor or my feasts how can I be a beached whale high off my ass all the time with this shitty check they give me !?!? I should sue

t-tick t-tock

whhere u goin

Sex just to have sex doesnt sound very appealing

maks me more depressed :(

There's like four different posters that could be making fun of.

I DO IT WITHOUT REALIZING OK

a wedding
what happened with shiro buddy

The goal was to make fun of all 4 at once

sue your work for money :o

it's not
the idea of interacting with people just because i'm lonely or just because it's expected of me by a bunch of people isn't at all

it's something i'm consciously working around, which is part of the reason why people making fun of me about it strikes such a chord

arms are too long

you look like three curries stacked ontop of one another

jk you look fine

Except girls actually like it.

Literally no one gives a fuck if you're a virgin.

Just letting you know.

Fuck it man
Im a wizard And look at me
I'm
I'm fine ;~:

The duckface, or eyebrows.

whats the occasion chocolate daddy

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But if you don't drop names, then their email notifications won't inform them to show up and post from their phones in the welfare line.

cyu in a bit niggas

You have to be 30 to be a wizard.

but that brings them here

Eyebrows, in my experience. I actually surgically had my face molded into that position to attract mates.

jeez, i wonder what the 'argument' or shitflinging i had was even about

i hate that certain people will judge me as pathetic for being a virgin
i mean, i can't control their judgements
just holy shit all my autistic rage

maybe we can meet up and not be wizards ;)))))))))

no, but i'm sure you'll find someone nice bard
just keep up that hope

See ya grom

I'm a time traveler too

Hm.

The 'argument' is literally just to upset you. No one actually gives a fuck. The sooner you learn that, the better off you'll be.

Do you really think someone on the internet would lie to you?

Boo

I generally don't care.

all muh autistic rage tho
all muh anger and emotion

i guess it's just finding 'appropriate' outlets for your emotion, this shitting ground being one of them to an extent

You really think someone would do that?
Just go on the internet and tell lies?

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*hug*

Fix your fucking hairline

What did he mean by this?

Touche.

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do people usually post their faces on here?
i feel left out of the circlejerk

rude, grimmy is just perfect

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yah bro

always.

Of course.

Grim is a big fat meanie face

me

Post more cute cat girls or leave.

Only insecure people who want attention do it

postin in the shower~

And he never posts while I'm around

A lot of people have been on cam in the tinychats.

I'd say you're the only person I've never even seen.

Never mind, Blood-chan's here too.

wow you're gorgeous

thanks ive been working out

hey sexy

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me with the bae

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It's like a skinnier Grim.

But white.

is that kamoo

oh
all this peer pressure man
i can't hold up to it

God I wish that were me

its like the complete physical form of a social outcast

me nd the whip

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this is the last one...

i love chest hair

maybe he likes you or something and is just shy c:

i'm assuming there's a timer before you can delete stuff?

oh you can't delete stuff

Why did you ignore all of our replies to you?

You're having a bad first impression

hmmm, I think it is the exact opposite

but I might just be overthinking it

Now is definitely called into question.
Looks like some spic.
I thought it was a redneck.

I'M gonna fuck him first

ME

Me nd the fam

Just bitch at a mod enough and/or suck their micropenis.

There is no deleting on this board. Because Sci would make threads and then delete them when everybody got there.

Yeah, definitely a spic.

Who is getting fucked?

What a pathetic asshole

i can't at all?

shit

there was like twenty of them telling me various degrees of 'they're attentionwhores/everyone posts their face'

i don;t know how to really reply to that

acceptable method

sci is sort of universally hated here?

also

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WHAT FUCKING RACE IS THIS DUDE?

is that hugh laurie

He's done a LOT of things to piss people off very intentionally.

Looks more like Clive Owen.

It's just that no one even gives a shit enough to insult.

It's some columbian dude me and my roommate saw on facebook

thats not you?

He should really still be permabanned tbh.
It's not even that he pissed anyone off.
He's just really annoying.

You don't think he likes you at all?

Bad bad bad~

DESU IS A CATFISH

this is me

Oh, so the more Spaniard look spics.
Spaniards are like just above Slavs on the "niggers of white people" scale.

Sounds good to me

Catto san lewd .///.

you have to take me out to dinner first

or at least cuddle me and whisper comforting things after

i don't think i've personally seen him do that, but i'm new

eh, besides my teeth being pretty bad looking i don't think there's much to comment on
maybe you're just the resident 'shit on everyone' tough guy type
i don't really feel angry anymore
and the amount of attention i got will last me

tildes are very suspicious signs

kinda looks like a school shooter tbh

You can't just stop...

looks cute

like franku

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Why not both?

SOMEBODY POST ZOLOFT TRAIN

i don't see it
my hair's not curly enough and i'm not dressed in a trenchcoat

So is everyone else here!

Nope, not even a little tiny bit.
if history has anything to say about it

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He's an edgy hipster, but outside of that he's a bit more mellow these days.

I think he is genuinely a pedophile

that sounds pretty comfy, actually
when r we meeting up ;-)))))

you really intensely dislike the notion of mental illness? or just a vendetta against my occasional stupidity

my skin isn't perfect enough, and i'm not ALFALFA AS FUARK

well, personally i'd have to see more of him to make a final judgement
we listen to some of the same music, but the guy listens to a lot of music

g2g l[ove/hate] you guys

On the bright side, he looks as though he'd scare away any kid he'd try to get in his van.
Assuming his "muh anxiety" let him leave the house.

Distinct possibility.

have fun wageslaving!

tsuchi is uncomfortable around

transsexuality
mental illness
obesity

And it's even more terrible than the average shitfest episode.

list of 'you haven't worked hard enough/excuses for laziness' triggers?
alright
between him and the sjws i think i prefer his ilk a little more
i bet he believes in free will and total self control and the like, which isn't a bad thing
he'll get things done

he hasn't done anything

imo he's an anorexic tranny.

learn something new every day

I just loathe people that make excuses and wallow in self pity.

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i dislike them, but i identify with them and understand that it's one of those things easier said than done

Anyone in here knows what happend to the poster
!Nyeepa.ztQ?

i like sona

He's using a Romanian proxy at the moment.

I'm actually from Holla Forums, I'm not that guy, I'm just asking because I've seen him yesterday along with Ekoresin.

his teeth fell out and he died.

I'm actually from Holla Forums, I'm not that guy, I'm just asking because I've seen him yesterday along with Ekoserin.

k

Want me to stop using tildes?

Here's another for real

What did you do to make him hate you so much.. ?

QUALITY ARTISTS

neru is watching animes!
:)

hi!

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hi

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sauce on unedited one?

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thanks dude

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hello

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yeah that remi is the trap soto talked about

preeeetttty sure

BROnaldo

g2b

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Fuck yes!

Post lewd.

Best girl

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He fucked her corpse in the cave.

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damn dude

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Let's play league soon!
Maybe not tonight though

Draw anything recently? :3

Correct

I wish I didn't read that 'cause I haven't seen ep 15 yet.
Gonna do that right now actually

couple requests

Hey Allison

NO U

hold me like this mommy

I have
the worst headache
I have had all year.

hang yourself so it stops

Trump/Paul 2016

Holy shit this is fucking happening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rip Rin Nakai

should have drank with me.

But it's only 6PM...

Tokai did a number on you, huh

I forgot you would probably been too busy blowing Desu to have watched it by now.

With how bad it is, it'd probably just haunt me in death.

Nakai?

You didn't want to though.
Remember, I was crying?

I plead the fifth.

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d/w it

trip on scarlet kitten

And I thought we were getting along so well...

This is you
Rin Nakai~

was that went darwin and that user were doing that really cringy secret posting

hey !

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well shit.

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Doesn't he make it like 20 times gayer with how many dudes he tells to call him dad/daddy/etc?

hehe

how's your throat?

what's d/w?

Scarlet put a Keylogger on your new computer

I'm down. Tuesday and onwards!

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critical opinion can go fuck itself

DEAL
WITH
IT

Let's be honest, any major nostalgia bait film has enough money thrown at it that it'll be successful.

Can you handle her in bed?

Be Honest

I was going to respond in my normal manner.
But then I realized where you were going.

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don't be that way.

no one likes ghostbusters 2

only cucks like the new one

That film looks so awful.

Good filmmaking

Sooo no comment?

Go to bed

Git rekt, your opinion is worthless

She looks like she's 100% dom.

It's too impactless without it being audible.

the black one is offensive

Nice strawman

the sound would only arouse me anyway.

You must feel like such a spastic trying to act out killing thin air.

That just makes it more obligatory for me to do it.

5'1" and 135lbs
Yeah I could handle her easily~
Probably choke her a little bit too to make sure she knows her place

Nah she is still a woman so she probably is still a sub. Asian too

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Ghost Lives Matter

Or pretty much any green screen scene.

meh
lame character

It's why we invented choreographers and bodysuits and tennis balls on sticks

apparently they couldn't be bothered

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it just looks so awful. like they purposely and with great malice did everything they could to make it as horrible of a movie as possible.

is this how sausages are made

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I refuse to believe that anyone who looks like they could bench several of me is anything less than three times dommier than I am.

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no

hey man

thats my baby :')

Yep. The good ones.

"I am death, devourer of worlds."

you're an odd duck. or I guess I should say loon.

hi ali

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I wonder if soto would bang it.

cute pic

I like how desu gets jealous that Hentai-aho-chan pays attention to me,
but won't even bark for her.

like, what the shit.

Only when I take a shine to someone.

lame

ikr

Are you really calling Desu a her now too?

Why would I bark for a dog

Oh god the things I'd do to her if I had the chance x.x
She likes to cosplay too so pretty sure she is sub
If she isn't oh well I don't mind her riding me

hello, desu

huh

why bother making something good when you can get a fat paycheck to shit on your ass and get sucked off by chris hemsworth

sit*

omg

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Hello dog

no, the new user

not to mention all they have to do is call everyone who won't go see it a sexist and they win for some reason.

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She's fucking ripped, she'll put you in a full Nelson

I'll treat you better than she ever will

domming and subbing woo
my boner was killed by one of those videos though

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pls notice me bc senpai

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

Now say it in dog.

I don't think I'd have a choice if she wanted to ride me.
I don't mind this fact.

Can I play my cards right now.

I don't have the picture, sorry.

i'm just gonna go ahead and take the easy shot

how many people choke on dicks and balls

the dom/sub roleplaying is the stupidest shit i've ever seen

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I can not do that

Obviously people have to stop deep-throating pens.

Haha I'm over a foot taller than her
No way she could fit around me

I bet her pussy has some god tier grip

more dangerous than sharks.

that was this morning. the chance has passed.

I don't understand when dogs won't speak dog.

Please stop.

I'm not familiar with that name

I exclusively watch Kino and Animé
My opinion = #1

Baby, please, I can change.

I will not !

I've heard all the lines before.

is that seriously what it looks like?

What?
I can't understand you, dog.

remember: his inability to be a girl is the very reason why he's so angry

oh, no wait, there was that one episode.

respond mommy

no idea, this was an interesting journey though

maybe pens should not be anywhere near the mouth

tell that to the aussies

Is that the reason for the OTT trans hate? Because they are trying to achieve something they desire the most?

Yeah of course

._.

people jerking off in unison to shared fantasies all across the world
eh, it's about as stupid as anything, i mean, at least i can skim over it and not have it accidentally murder my boner

also, people do dumb things when aroused

boner regaining
i get more turned on by girls giving head than i do seeing them getting dicked for some reason

nihil-san stop lowering yourself with these retarded image reply back-and-forths with desu
super unbecoming

tell me

Stop what baka?

Nice get

I will change.

I do that one.
I just don't try to deep throat it.

What, sorry?

thats exactly it, scoot my boy

his hate for trannies is purely jealousy

the fact that people find it arousing seems really stupid

they have lots of stuff that kills them though. they're used to it.

gross

I'll repeat. I am only here to kill time. I don't care how the murder occurs.

Yeah, because his image replies with Rin or Tokai are totally more becoming.

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Trying to make me fap.
enjoy your shopping.

Poor broken baby.

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it must happen right

and then change back, but worse. spare me the lies.

the only one i've seen him do this shit with is desu

Take a standing forward picture of that suit.

Things that NEED to be fixed:

You're gross

i've had people say the same thing about hentai

I will punch you in your Jew nose.

If you jam it back to the back of her throat, she won't be able to bite down. Unless she sneezes or something.

it's from that episode with the giant frogs or whatever they were. stop trying to imply that pure girl is lewd.

fair point.

You'll have to speak for me to hear.

I'm really bad at lying.

he is going to a wedding
your other criticisms are good tho

hentai is as stupid as any other porn
kind of stupid, but not that stupid

did you ever get ink in your mouth

kinda like living next to germany, you get used to the invasions

I have no clue, you're just gonna have to experiment.

I'm literally just clicking pictures in a folder, you're the one thinking I'm implying anything. And very fair

I'll slap you

Night gang.
Try not to choke to death on dick.
There are several posters here I worry about.

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hey lewd user

if ur cute ill be ur dom

hmu;)

actually that does sound like something that might be true. but that also sounds like something a liar would say.

after a point it probably just becomes normal.

at least they are of best girl.

the fuck
?

Nah, I'm not retarded.

Pens aren't for chewing, lol.

What, sorry?
I don't understand.

he's talking about you. go for it, sci.

About that..

eh
i dunno, whatever you feel mang
for me i think the dumbest thing that people get aroused at would probably be things like giantess or diapers

but which user is the lewd one

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oh! well in that case

the fuck
?

stop that

oh please. I actually like that one, but she's definitely not the best.

Jokes on you
I never watched this show

She's a pro wrestler... and what are you again?

t-tell you?

arigatou

what im talking about with porn and rp being varying degress of stupid is entirely removed from the actual content of the porn or rp

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that would explain this horrible error in judgement then.

Almost there.
Now you just have to speak, boy.

You can do it.
Who's a good doggy?

I'm sorry,
master.

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TSUCHI!!!!

WTF WAS THAT!!!

:)

are you a nice person?

NO

You unironically post Alice, your opinion doesn't hold much weight you know

SHUT
UP

Relax, it's not that big.

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I post her, that doesn't make her best girl.

i dunno either. it just felt like the right thing to say, but the meaning was totally not relevant to the feeling the phrase gave me.

im trying to be
you'll like this one

we all think it's normal.
but it's not

ah good.
I used to put pens behind my ear and then lose them, I'd search for some time never releasing I left it there.

Oh my god

Don't call me BC anymore

no u

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What, sorry?

I loose my glasses on the regular.

As long as you think karen is the best girl than it's ok

well. your country's normal thing is surrendering to everyone, so.

oh. well no, I'm hideous.

but this new name is hard to remember or type out no matter how you divide or shorten it really. give me another thing to call you.

i do like that one!
thanks~

I am not playing this game

see that it doesn't happen again.

I don't think she is, I know she is.

you must not be the type to like erotic literature then

boner is there
i think i prefer a different type of porn though

Who said there was a game?

oh..

nvm

I don't know what part you're talking about.

but do you lose them when they're on your head?

I miss the empire.
wait no, then I'd be a second class citizen.

I love Rem :3

tfw u wanna cym but mummy said nosey wosey

i think there are only three or four more that i haven't posted

no i don't and that confuses me too
though eroticism as a theme is totally cool of course
that's a whole different thing

Y-yes mistress...

I lose them when I'm literally wearing them and can see.

better than no class.

The maids are shit tier.

Au-US

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Good

STOP !

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What?
Sorry, I can't understand.

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Then who is better?

that's hard to type out
i don't know where the hyphen key is intuitively so i have to keep trying for it and deleting or look at the keyboard
maybe if i remove the hyphen it'll be fine

somehow you'll pull through.

all the characters in rezero are shit tier

What type of keyboard do you use?

I know, I am the most /fa/ person here.

Military bitch or big titty haughty bitch.

how special.
how heavy are the glasses? like can you see anything at all without?

I'd rather have my freedom.

So close.
Now just speak.
You can do it boy, I believe in you.

Probably, I usually do.

Give me a drink.

(◎_◎;)

gl m8

many have tried thinking the same, and they all havent measured up anywhere close

is tay tay kino?

hi baby

hi

Big titty haughty? o.o

muh sexual frustration

eh, so does text just scream dumbness in terms of using it erotically for you?

angle is not that good
do you have anything not PoV lying around?

that'll all be gone a few years from now.

rape a guy

So you like having a sociopath as a girlfriend?

you're too late. I already finished with that. I'd drink again, but I really would rather not go to work tomorrow feeling physically like shit.

kerjillion miles guy reporting in

The girl Al is the knight for.

standard kind i guess

but does /fa/ actually talk about standard formal dress or just gay faggot clothes

whats up

i dont actually mean stupid like unintelligent
more like absurd

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I would be unable to function in daily life without them.

What, sorry?

you don't really like the show though, right?

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You're no help at all

Ok she's pretty hot

I mean, feel free to drink. I'll pretend to be drunk if it helps.

i don't want to go to jail and then get more rape there
also, i like my sex consensual

everyone man
everyone

this brings up a question:
how can you tell when a girl cums by visuals?

mostly the latter with memes too

Military bitch is hotter.

if all the characters are good for is appearance (which is true btw) then why not just look up anime porn?

with anything related to technology it's typically safe to assume i know next to nothing about it

kill him when you're done

no body no case no jail

ez

You were drinking at 9am

i can get through it, it's just that i'm wildly inefficient

I understand I spend a lot of time indoors.
But my eyes aren't so sensitive to sunlight.

yeah :)

enojoying the fact that I have a computer again

being high

fun things!

Good to know I've drank that shit before

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there's a bit of a logistics problem with that request.

hilary clinton might become president, is my scenario.

correct. have to start early if you want to be drunk early.

i am not a sadist
also the popo got their ways man

noice
why does seeing people cum in general turn me on?

arizona
not only is there no one around, there's definitely quite a few people who actively dislike gays and whatnot

at least it's northern arizona

Degenerate

why would you want to have a computer

I can't really comment on that because I don't think I actually know anything about them.

what a terrible state
you better get out of there soon

gotta do what you gotta do.

this tbh.

At least you can say you love her, 'cause you drank her piss.

Is there?

I'm well aware

shhhhhh ._.

You've never made a girl cum?

Are you a masochist?

Cuz you're a sick fuck

in fact maybe you're so similar that the difference might have more to with with u.s. vs uk than you two personally

whatever tho this is just a nice realization for me and irrelevant to everyone else

why?

It's just like a bunch of "$30,000 millionaires": people that have a low or average income that just spend a shitload on clothes because it's the move visible sign to them to "appear wealthy" and usually rely off names and buying them throughout whatever way gets you something for the cheapest. Then going out and putting on the facade of being wealthy.

@Tsuchi

re-zero-anime.jp/

you're quite a distance away.

Make a new thread, pet

owh, bbut they're fun to have.
I'm very sensitive to it, always have been.

;_; theyre cool

yeah okay, that'd be a disaster.

The home image for the site or what am I supposed to see here?

2 more years until college

i also like
-naked men
-naked women
-butts
-dicks
-vaginas

i am currently seeing my psychiatrist to see what i can do about my terrible situation

Obviously I'll just stay there.

Problem solved, right?

I've always been rather resilient.
Except when these FUCKING HEADACHES
WON'T FUCKING GO AWAY>

this is how you get bitches

*lose
FTFY.

You'll be swimming in mad pussy, brah.

Yeah ^^

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here i guess...

Is there a new thread, yet?

depends on what problem. the one currently faced by you in this situation? no.

The eyegore obsession of this show is just nasty.

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Check the asshole

It is not normally brought up, but if you make a thread, it will be talked about.

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maybe a little bit but i dont have empathy either :)