One kills angles, the other kills demons

I'll snap angle in 2 places to get a triangle, and I win!

FUCK THIS STUPID THREAD
Better question: which would raise the most money in a charity bake sale?

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doom wouldn't sell cakes at a bake sale but rather be the fastest delivery man that delivers cake to fundraise a charity, which by most cases no matter who's delivering if they get on time and your cake is in great condition, it doesn't really matter what doomguy looks like.

However Bayonetta can slow down time if she dodges an attack and create a lot of cakes in a short matter of time while also using her sex appeal to sell cakes, but that is a situational kind of fast, not an all time fast like doomguy has.

I have my money on doomguy.

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I'm gonna need porn of these two, stat.

It is

If you snap an angle you would have two lines

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Make love, not war.

Why not Dante and Bayo, they'd do mad stylish climax sex

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Doomguy heart belongs only to daisy, you faggot, use fucking startpage you nigger

You don't snap an angle, you flatten it into a line.

no

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10/10 image

Brown haired, blue eyed grizzled guy around 6'0 mixed with black haired, blue eyed witch. Both human, and white. The kid would be normal with dark hair, and blue eyes of course if female chances are she'd be a really powerful witch if Bayo trained her, if male I'm sure Bayo's Dad would make him a Sage. So outside of that the kids would be pretty normal if not kinda tall.

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they always win, stop

Bayonetta. Not even a choice. She's the only one that would know how to cook and would cook to begin with.

Who would win out of Goku vs Goku's Power Level?

Poor Daisy…

Bayonetta's father was a Sage for the Angels like Witches form pacts with demons. Sages are male exclusive, witches are female exclusive. Since space marines aren't in this discussion neither male or female can become a marine so what are you going on about?

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Spoiler that shit you sick bastard.

Could Bayonetta fight these Angels?

very likely considering many EVA angels have some form of weakpoint susceptible to being beaten in or shot at

More or less than likely. Uncle Dante crossover to save the world of EVA when?

Doomguy runs ap almost 50 miles per hour
that's 0.8 miles in a minute or 1.3KM
that's 72.91 Feet per second or 22.22 meters per second
All of that with a fully loaded doom guy backpack including weapons and ammo

YOU'RE A MACHINE DOOM GUY

He's all human lackluster user. In the end it's just an American mixing with a European woman. Except both are brutally powerful with the exception of Doomguy who has sheer tenacity and Bayo who has total power.

also bayonetta has the power to STOP FUCKING TIME on top of her other powers, she wins 99/100 fucking power level fights and shouldn't be brought into this stuff

user I don't think you understand the intensity that is Doomguy
in the first episode his death at the end is cannon, due to ambush
he then goes to hell and proceed to fight his way out. Yeah, he has no flashy fireball wizard bullshit, but he's made of some of the oldest of the old school magic, the kind that is but doesn't show

And in Doom 64 he has the tenacity to kill the Mother of them all and stay in hell battling them for all eternity. Yeah I'm aware, we're still talking about mixing two powerful people together here. In the end that's one hell of a kid.

sorry fam, you said lackluster and I got confused

have some good music as an apology

I meant you're lackluster. I'll check the music out though, not doing anything else at the moment. I can't stop thinking about red heads and hips

What?

I'm mostly asleep here I was thinking WH40K marines. Still Doomguy is in hell and hell was last seen on Earth up until Doom 64.

Yeah, but Doomguy is already moving at miles per hour. He's still gonna be going fast in witch time.

How fucking powerful would a creature like that be?

It's around 60 mph actually.

That was painful to watch

yeah fuck death battle
rap battles too

This kind of reminds me of that question: where does an angle goes if it sits on your lap?

Why would an angle sit on my lap?
Does it want to snuggle?

The only question is how many pieces doomguy would rip her into.

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Considering doomguy's strength is almost entirely just memes and he's just a supersolider at best, Bayo

Do you think the characters in a CoD/Battlefield game can actually completely heal from gunshot wounds in a matter of seconds too?

doom isn't CoD or battlefield

Gameplay is canon in doom.

kys underage

You have to view the loss of HP in an abstract fashion, similar to the way AC in D&D is. When you go all bloody eyed in CoD think of it as getting suppressed.

Technically speaking demons are angels in the loser side of a war.
Supposedly Satan have the power of transformation in many beasts and different combinations according to apocryphal stories.
Angels in both sides (good and evil) are terrifying.

on a somewhat unrelated note.
Who would win in a 1v1 fight between Hae-lin and Bayo.

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would she not be the child of doomguy and bayo?

Too anime to be doomguy's, not enough guns to be bayo's. She'd fit otherwise. Honestly she looks and feels more like what a dantexbayo would spawn if they fugged in a doom map, than a doomguyxbayo.

Anime doomguy don't have enough weapons to Bayo. You can use any other shape. Honestly, looks and feels a lot, for example, that dantexbayo has spawn if fugged on the doom map, doomguyxbayo.

Confirmed for not knowing math

Gook girl from Demonsteele Doom mod.
Crash is best Doomgirl.

Evidence?