Be at elderly home

Help me get laid Holla Forums, I don't wanna drop my spaghetti and ruin my chance at this.

nobody cares

How is this relevant to Holla Forums

Agree with her but not too eagerly, tell her she can come over if she wants.
Also
We getting some lesbo action here?

Thanks
Nah, just worded that abit weird.

Holla Forums is basically Holla Forums just with less CP

Just less shit in general. Holla Forums is one of the few boards with actual quality posting to speak of, as is /r9k/

If you're already talking about fucking each other then I don't see how you can screw this up, have you told her you're a virgin yet? if so you should make that clear, lying about your virginity during your first time is like lying about your height while standing next to a ruler, she'll be able to tell immediately.

Nope
Pretty certain she's a virgin too, real shy when I first met her.

Dunno about /r9k/, haven't been on half and our /r9k/ in a long time but I can agree with you on Holla Forums being less shit than Holla Forums. Someone is spamming nigger and nigger porn on Holla Forums as of this moment and no one is doing anything about it.

Pic related is the kind of quality /r9k/ produces.
Cuckchan is a no-go zone for me.

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Just because she's shy doesn't mean she hasn't had boyfriends before. just whatever you do don't pretend you're experienced with sex when you're just a noob, if there's one thing to be honest about its that.
Anyway just ask her out to dinner sometime and just don't be a sperg at all and I'm sure you two will hit it off.

This and:

Don't talk about politics, religion, video games, memes, anime etc. nothing that would weird her out.

Escalate it, don't just expect to fuck her the instant she's back at your place, crack a few beers first, talk, make out and let it lead organically to fucking her

Buy condoms beforehand and make sure they fit, masturbate with them on a few times to get a feel for it. This is important.

Make sure she's not rentseeking and actually wants dick or if she's rentseeking and wants dick which also works if you have the cash and inclination

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What were you doing at elderly home? What was she doing? Why would you be discussing “what to do?”

Alright, noted. I'll see what happens

Literally second line of OP's post, you illiterate nigger.

I'll probably check it out, maybe even half /r9k/.

What the fuck else is there to talk about?

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Good luck OP, keep your expectations low though, sex is actually pretty underwhelming just like everything else normalfags love

It's the polite thing to do…

Social stuff, stories about your family or something, make something petty up to keep the conversation going.

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Don't worry, I'm white.

That doesn’t explain anything you dense faggot. She just hangs around elderly homes “helping out”? And needs to communicate with OP for future hanging around elderly home plans? Makes no fucking sense, if he really needs help context is not only helpful but mandatory. Dipshit.

It explains a whole lot, you stupid faggot.
You're really fucking this braindead.

Well, if you're white, then good luck man. I hope you can do it. Y'know, increase white birth rates.

I'll do my best.
I heard women tend to adapt the beliefs of the ones they are currently with, does that come naturally as I make my beliefs clear?

I am not a politics person but she may be bluepilled. It's going to be like defusing a bomb that has so many wires. If you succeed, then bravo.

>>>/reddit/
>>>/cuckchan/

>>>/a/
>>>/reddit/
>>>Holla Forums
>>>/cuckchan/

Go ahead, die childless and be the last of your line.
Enjoy being extinct.

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You’re obviously OP dumbfuck so why pretend you’re not? Afraid of getting doxxxed?
Oh okay, just got it. You’re a mod aren’t you?

Not my fault you didn’t pull out brah.

“It would be better if there were nothing. Since there is more pain than pleasure on earth, every satisfaction is only transitory, creating new desires and new distresses, and the agony of the devoured animal is always far greater than the pleasure of the devourer”
This is the nature of things.

You done?

Guess so, fuck me for wanting to help right?

By help do you mean "be a fucking retard" then yes, please stop trying to help, you fucking moron.

Have fun with your make believe grill, manuel.

I'm not OP, you bumbling bafoon. Keep being a retard. Hopefully that'll get you somewhere in life.

ass pained

Stay retarded.

So OP says he just happens to be “at” an elderly home, girl he likes also happens to be there “helping out” and the context of what they’re doing there or why is unimportant according to you, because how could such a detail be germane to giving him advice. You’re either a dumb spic or cockblocking jew.

What else would they be at an elderly home, you stupid faggot? Are they trying to sell the elderly people new homes or fucking car insurance. Are you this fucking retarded? Stop trying to give advice because no one wants to take advice from a retard such as yourself. Kill yourself.