Which video games can you play when you have the japanese cold and you just want to die and you have to wake up at 6AM...

Which video games can you play when you have the japanese cold and you just want to die and you have to wake up at 6AM to work anyways
I tried with some cozy PS2 emulation but I can't even read stuffs at this point

I watch DotA matches until I fall asleep, tbh. I guess you could watch a bananaslamjamma stream or something, but player view in client is just great.

People still play dota?
Shit is like 15 years old

I play the go to bed video game.

DotA 2. It's all the rage. Don't listen to the SEA LoL shills.

I don't know what is SEA or LoL but I will look this dota2 thing

Hotline Miami or Deadbolt. Both are very comfy replays

Civilized countries have these things called "sick days". I suggest you move to one of them and take advantage.

30 minute bus ride to work, 40 minute ride back.

Is this some american thing?

Anyways I will go to my doctor tomorrow to get some of those sick days and play video games, fuck work

SMT or DDS in particular is not something I'd have fun playing when I'm sick, tired and/or dreading to have to go somewhere. Great game(s), but not comfy at all unless you have an entire evening to yourself. Animal Crossing is alright for early mornings or late night in bed. Honestly though, if I felt as you describe I'd probably just be sleeping as much as I can instead of playing games with what little free time I had. That's the price you pay for being a wageslave.

I started a game 2 years ago and left after 2 days if I come back the characters might lynch me or something

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Fuck you for reminding me. Fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DON'T WANT TO GO TO FUCKING WORK AT 5AM. I DON'T WANT TO I DON'T WANT TO I DON'T WANT TO FUCKASDFOKKJADSFOJQWEFIPOJEWN ERS WHYYYYYYYYYYYY FUUUUUUUCK I WANT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES REEEEEEEEEEEE

is that one of those, "20 pounds of pussy and ass" things

That one is homemade

Well, I understand now why lust is one of the 7 deadly sins, god damn.

Is this a euphemism for yellow fever?

The only flaw in his plan was having parents and/or not bringing cleaning supplies to his storage.

Holy shit I want one of those.

I have a fucking folder full of this things

I don't know why

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Might as well post what you got, eh?

so basically those dolls are just like having a woman except with more sex?

It's bullshit. Don't believe their weeb lies/marketing. Only retards are addicted to fucking silicone.

All these hips and sleeves do is make women appear laughable. They think I'm laughing with them and not masking my sadness. What do they bring to the table when their body is mostly useless and they've been brainwashed by Jews? I don't care about sex or masturbating anymore since I bought one of these. I'm hardly ever aroused now that I can get it whenever I want.

I put it and the desire off because of the stigma, but it was fucking nothing. I wish I'd had it in my school years so I could see sex was nothing to care about. The crazy part is the brainwashed urges are gone. I started laughing after my first use seeing the sex-crazed excitement just disappear. I've thought about throwing the hunk of silicone away because it matters so little, but it is better than my hand for whenever I get the urge, so I still have it.

I wish I'd bought the Meiki Kiwami hip, but I don't know where I'd put a full size human pelvis.

I forgot to mention I almost had a heart attack when I ordered it and then read that these are illegal some places because of the images on the box and couldn't cancel the shipment. I was expecting a swat team to shoot me in the face when I came to the door. Fucking weebs said this was the best one, but said nothing about child porn laws. Luckily I'm in USA and it shipped in USA so nobody but Amazon knows. Other online stores offer package removal for this sort of thing.

Yea its time to overthrow all governments

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