Lady Comstock

Why was she a ghost though?

i'm sure this thread will be a hoot

erp thread

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Most likely end up with Bioshock porn dump

Levine is a hack

This video does a decent joke critiquing the mess that was Infinite.

Apparently they kept changing the story (partly to appeal to dudebros) and that is why it turning into a shoah-tier disaster.

Alan Wake?

Bull fucking shit

SJW trash infiltrated their ranks like they do everything. Fuck you.

No, fuck you!

Top tier video.

Fuck you too

the problem has always been ken levine can't manage his way out of a paper bag. studio bloat, too many people, not a solid direction and a failure to effectively allocate resource and an exorbitant budget ended up with a glut of mismanagement and missed potential.

Bioshock Infinite was never going to be a good game, and all the earliest footage showed how bad it was going to be.

Fuck youuuuuuuu

I actually watched the whole thing because the video was very well made.

Same person?

The time-traveling ghosts of all the wasted sperm from the infinite number of unfertilizing cumshot's over Elizabeth thought it would be funny.

Actually thinking about what I wrote and the possibilities of the infinite multiverse I imagine there's a version of Elizabeth out there that's living a normal life and then is instantly bombarded with an infinite number of cumshots from the universes where cumshots have the possibility to travel into other dimensions, even if it's one in a quintilian trillion billion chance. An infinite number of Elizabeth's each drowned to death in an infinite number of transdimensional cumshots. Really makes you think about what the universe might have waiting for you.

I still can't believe how fucking bad B:I was. I've played lots of disappointing and downright bad games and was expecting maybe a 3.5/10 experience just from what I picked up around here but I was genuinely offended by what a butt-fucking horrific pile of schizophrenic garbage it was. I can't remember any other game - ever - actually leaving me mad that I wasted my time on it until I played B:I. I've never felt insulted by a game before and even just thinking about it still gets me annoyed.


That ridiculous "boss fight" actually made me stop giving my last fuck. I was playing on hard to provide some semblance of a challenge (DUDE BULLET SPONGES LMAO) but after ten minutes of running around dumping every single goddamn scrap of ammunition I had into that wailing bitch only to have her immediately regen the health when I run out and constantly summon an infinite horde of zombies I just gave up and put the difficulty on easy for the rest of the game just to get through it as quickly as possible.

why does it have to be a tiny dick

because it's a small guy

four yew

Don't look for consistency in Infinite. Things just happen because the script says so

I wanna fuck this bitch.

shes not attractive

I love corsets and stockings though. Clothing for all but the fun parts :3

4U

I'd fug her


Also if you have a big archive of her, can you just upload it to mega or something instead of posting them one by one

le constants and variables x—DDD

The constant is that they're all sluts. The variables are who they get fucked by.

"There is always a girl and there is always BBC."

*unzips dick*

Because before she was a boss, she was a class of character that was supposed to be similar to how big daddies were in the original, called the siren. Unfortunately Levine is a fag and fucked his game to bejesus and back so it is a jumbled mishmash of halfbaked ideas and shit that was shown in trailers. The same thing happed to the Boys of Silence, who were suppose to be wondering sound based security cameras that would hunt you down throughout the level and call the horde down on you when you were caught . What we ended up with were traditional B1 cameras complete with the lOS light (despite the boys being blind) You couldnt even fight them, they disappear as soon as you're caught. Irrational games derved its fate and worse for what they gave us with this game.

Expansion version of Elizabeth wilts my boner. She looks like such a jaded spiteful bitch, I can just hear the "tch". OG Elizabeth is love and happiness and daughterucest

I think she's attractive.

But that's only because she's built like a 12-year-old boy.

Quantum physics may as well be magic in Ken Levine's brain.


*touches ur butt*

Wait, is she sucking off her dad as a little boy?

Back when Bioshlock Infinite had promising beta footage: The Siren was going to be a recurring enemy type but became a unique character late in development. It's the inverse of the Big Sister from Bioshock 2.

Nope. That's Muad'Dib's mom

That sounds pretty hot. Can you write the next BioShock game?

What really gets me off is her wonderful blue eyes.
why are my eyes turning green damn it

Source?