ITT: Its the even darker timeline that never happened

ITT: Its the even darker timeline that never happened

Can you guys believe there are faggots on Holla Forums still playing Halo online after 9 expansions?

REGRET REGRET REGRET

what am I doing with my life

Its not quite as bad as the rumoured "humans are really ancient aliens turned into cavemen by the forerunners" bullshit, thank god that never happened, but come on man.

You know, after being so hesitant about having my mandatory Xbox One (THE ONE) always-on camera installed in my home all those years ago by the government specialists I have to say I'm really enjoying it. The new Conker is infinitely better than the old Conker and collecting all those coins across my living room couch was a blast and absolutely worth the 9.99 DLC price. Conker is such a kooky charater now and I am absolutely not saying this because I have a gun to my head send help there are 3 of them and they are getting coffee hurry 72 Red Knothole Street, Topeka, Kansas, Apt#12 the key is under the grey rock by the back door but because old, CRUDE Conker was so disgusting and triggering to my sensibilities. If you are still on the fence about THE ONE I'm gonna have to call you a fool. I don't even mind the monthly Xbox licensing fees or inspectors they send over bi-weekly to make sure we're all kosher. Truly Microsoft saved gaming.

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World of N'wahs just keeps getting better.

What can be darker than this timeline?

I'm really glad VTMB got cancelled thanks to the UN for being too inappropriate and that GSC Game World decided to turn their stupid single player game into a F2P arena shooter. Really good decision, I mean who plays single player games anymore? it's all about competition

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They actually made that though…

Man, shooters today aren't like the classics. Can't wait for the new Call of Duty reboot.

I can't believe it took this long to make a vietnam one, finally taking it out of world war 2.

Nice strawman, fellow redditor gentlemen user.

Halo is fine too, it's a really outstanding Call of Duty-clone. At least it's not this iterative, annually released kiddie shit game for screeching 12 year olds. Fuck Dewm, it really dumbed down the genre.

Doom 4 was the last good one. I prestiged twice and still didnt get all the gun skins I wanted

Don't the dev's realize that their players are getting sick and tired of fighting on earth already? The faggots have been begging to go back on mars for two years now.

Man Warcraft 4 and 5 were such disappointments, imagine if they just made an MMO based on the warcraft universe.


yfw that's literally a reskinned wow, probably a good thing it was shot down before it went into beta

Edgy Online never

What I really want to know is how the hell Bethesda got the rights to Devil May Cry.

I'm sure glad Mark Zuckerberg won that court case and gained ownership of the concept of imageboards.

8ch.fb has much better service now, plus Mafia Wars!

guess what's in open beta

Why do people keep buying Final Fantasy games? Squenix just announced that they're going to be released Final Fantasy 13-5: Lightning's Day at the Beach.

How much content is there?

smhtbh Holla Forums has such shit taste
FF13 sold ten million copies, why won't you losers admit it's the best

The same way Fullbright got the rights to the Mother series.

don't know, I've been waiting for a final release


by your logic, FF7 is the best since it sold 11,140,000 copies

I can't bare to part with the most perfect waifu ever either, but I can't afford this month's combination DLC Season Pass and Costume pack!

Did you hear about that game where you can see a sideboob for like half a second? Im sure glad the censorship police caught that one early, the game was about to go open beta

I wish we didn't have a woman for POTUS. SJWs are going to own this industry now.

Did you guys hear about Thief 6? Gonna be set in modern day, should be pretty fun.

This is the darker timeline that should never have happened. It can't get much worse, until all games are streaming/subscription based and chopped up into "packages" like cable channels - and PCs are outlawed in favor of closed-system tablets running application services.

"What do you need full access to your system for, user? If you weren't planning on doing anything you weren't supposed to, then what we offer you should suffice for all your needs."

Holy shit guys, they were actually giving away premium shareware for FREE with the purchase of DOOM II. Can you believe that? What a bargain!

Now you understand how I felt about Fallout Online, specially after that thing Black Isle made and called Fallout 3.

I mean, did they really thought it was a good idea to set the game's final half on a nuclear bombing space station? And Presper was a mess of a villain, straight out of a saturday morning cartoon.

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL OF MY LIFE