What went wrong?

I still can't believe that cuckdev had such a phil fish style meltdown being an Holla Forums regular of all things
does being a game dev just naturally turn you into a completely insufferable, whiny faggot or something?

He's always been a fucking faggot. He was a fucking streamer back in halfchan Holla Forums and developed a little cult following there causing him and his dicksuckers to spam his streams constantly for view and that livestream cash. Of course it never worked but it did create a rule of banning streams on sight which made it even a bit hard to stream Kung Pow and other shit that was streamed in those days. He was a grade A attention whore right next to all the other tripfags that plague 4chan.

It got too big and everyone started hating it.

Its that or its a case where he wanted to go down as "based" and wanted to be loved so hard by a community where its easy to shitpost.

He wanted to win the love of a bunch of terminally jaded faggots by making a game out of a joke concept. In other words he tried to do the impossible.
Thankfully for him joke games are very popular everywhere that isn't Holla Forums so he'll likely make some money if he ever finishes.

He didnt pander to us and our memes

hi yanderedev

He catered to normalfags and didn't have talent and responsibility to make a good game.
Also there is no pornography, he didn't understand the real core audience of the game.

But user, normalfags love the game, and there are more normalfags around than the 8/v/ userbase :^)

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Requesting Yandev's greatest coding examples.

Wtf, normal humans find anime repulsive.

I forgot all about this faggot and his game, he still going through an identity crisis trying to figure out what genre he wants the game to be?

Jesus Christ I hope not but seeing people I know going down that route and turning into what you said hits way closer to home than I want to believe.

He was an egotistical Jew hoping to be based to a bunch of nobodies and knew deep down he didn't have the creativity to make this game. The moral of this story is don't look for approval because you'll be dissappointed or become an insufferable obnoxious dickhead and lastly never trust a Jew no matter how genuine or hearty he comes off it's simply in their nature except maybe Brother Nathaniel and Stanley Kubrick, possibly Seinfeld.

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I thought "once a lolcow, always a lolcow" was just a general guideline. Eva/Yandev convinced me it's a set-in-stone rule. Never trust anyone that was a huge fucking faggot in their past to turn a new leaf.

Wanted to pander to streamers so he censored the game and still can't get accepted on twitch and got salty when anons bitched about him censoring and listening to reddit/Tumblr's "anime is a mistake" fandom

I don't remember all of them, but I do remember one retardedly long if/then/else if string.

CUCKDEV CUCKDEV YOU NEVER FOOLED ME!

Explain?

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I want this to come out as soon as possible just so we can point and laugh at Yandev for being such a stupid faggot

I don't know anything about programming. Why is this retarded?

because it's shit code that's ineffective, needlessly long, and often a bitch to read (especially the second pic). If you got a shitload of if-else statements like in the left pic, it just means that you should either simplify your conditions (for example, both 'weapon and blood' and 'weapon' conditions lead to identical bits of code), or, if that's not an option, that you should use a switch instead, which is both easier to read and more effective. On the right, you can see 'this.Alarm' in almost every else and a shit load of 'if if if if if if' again meaning the code could've been made much simpler and more effective with just a bit of though.

It's fucking manic programming. It's how you code when you've got a deadline in two hours and are in a fucking panic, writing every line as it comes to mind, reasoning "I don't need it to be good, I need it to just work!" Although I suppose it's also how you code if you're making babby's first project.