What movies would he recommend?

What movies would he recommend?

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Slashers where the killer kills chad and stacies.

Harry Potter

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Fuck, forgot my main man.

Living in your head, rent free

Sorry Zach, it's j-just, i'm a closet homosexual and encountering a superior alpha male like you w-well, it's ummm confusing? It can get in your head sometimes, not even paying rent. I just, well I just spam my heart out and hope you notice me, I need it… to explore this side of me.

That's very honest of you, but I am not gay and I already have a harem of submissive bitches. Zach's Zluts if you will. If you would like though, you could lick my boots?

Y-yes sir yes sir please let me Commanding Officer Zach
*lick*
Anything for you sir
*slurp*
Standing to attention sir
*schlick*

nice now change all the other pictures in the background

American Psycho

He would be Bateman if he wasn't a fucking loser.

Don't think I won't :)

His own movie of course

I never get tired of this

is that /ourguy/ elliot rodger? happy???

Elliot Rodger actually listed his top 10 movies in one of his journals, even though he only included 8 in the list, which has been attributed to his learning disability. Here's the complete list, which is of course incomplete:

MY TOP TEN MOVIES by Elliot Rodger
1: The Adventures Of Homosexuals
2: Look ! I'm a Faggot !
3: The Loser
4: My Face Resembles a Donkey
5: Molested By Daddy
6: May I See Your Supreme Penis
7: Laughter Behind Me
8: Look! I'm Still a Faggot !

He was also rumored to be a big fan of the movie 'I Wonder What Jesus' Penis Tasted Like'

He started in a couple indie films, all shit by older men in public restrooms, all available on pornhub.com/gay/punching bag/uglyweirdos/

There's a reason why girls laughed in Elliot's face…..

…because he wasn't worth waiting for him to turn his back.

It's hilarious when guys talk about how 'handsome' he was.

Number One, ANY guy who sits around thinking about 'how another dude is so handsome' is obviously gay.

And if you're gay, then how can you claim to 'relate to him' if he's not also gay?

It makes the entire 'misunderstood by women' thing fall apart. (women didn't misunderstand him at all, because they knew he was an ugly insane creepy loser homosexual piece of shit)

The truth is: he was ugly as fuck

His genetics were quite unfortunate. His face was bizarre. He had a weird as fuck nose with an ugly mole on it, faggot lips, a freakish boxy jaw, and his ears appeared to be stapled to the side of his creepy big head.

He literally resembled the donkey in the Shrek movie

I'm not joking when I say females laughed directly in his face all the time. Usually, people refer to 'girls laughing behind your back', but dozens and dozens of girls have given interviews where they said they would "see Elliot Rodger approaching them, and they looked at his face and couldn't help but bust out laughing."

It's hard to keep a straight face when you're looking at this freak of nature.

Let's just be honest… Any man who Idolizes Elliot Rodger is obviously homosexual.

And it's okay if you guys are homosexuals, because you're not fooling anybody to begin with, and everybody knows that mathematically speaking, there are going to be genetic mutations in the human race end not everybody was meant to be a heterosexual and reproduce.

Anybody who thinks Elliot Rodger was physically attractive to women needs to look closely at this profile photograph.

Look at the bizarre shape of his nose, the odd slant of his head, the slope of his weird lips, the connected earlobes, the effeminate jawline, the deepset 'rat eyes', etc.

This is a face that NO females were interested in (duh)

He was ugly as fuck

I actually had to stop the video at that exact shot because it was so weird.

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(((He))) was a TYT faggot.

That was a really solid film tbh.

Yep… In fact, it's a rare glimpse into the REALITY that everyone who knew him in real life saw every day…

how WEIRD and ugly he really was.

he was NOT attractive at all.

In fact, he resembled this illustration of Jerry Lewis.

Unironically, Jerry Lewis was the geeky ugly sidekick of Dean Martin, who was the 'handsome one' in the famous film duo.

Elliot was a fucking ugly douchebag

It really IS true what people say about 'one man's treasure is another man's puddle of tapeworm infested diarrhea' because that movie sucked balls, dude

He liked game of thrones

SOY

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS:

If you think shooters like Elliot Rodgers matter, you would be fooling yourself… Suns supernova all the time, entire galaxies get sucked into black holes, and the universe doesn't give a flying fuck.

Petri dishes filled with agar and bacillum either proliferate or not, eventually being tossed into a garbage can either way, and nobody could care less.

Ants and other insects get stepped on along sidewalks around the entire world, and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Animals devour each other, Millions died from disease, and God knows how many are being hit by cars as we speak…

Babies die in incubators, while others are sliced and diced during abortions, and at that very same moment billions of people grow old, 'enjoying their life to its fullest' while nobody notices, and nobody cares…

Who gives a flying fuck about 17 people being gunned down, a country music crowd being fired upon from a Mandalay Bay hotel room, or a handful of students being stabbed by latent homosexual with psychiatric issues who commits suicide afterwards?…

Completely irrelevant….

The toilet seat and bacteria I kill with a can of Lysol spray is just as important, and equally as irrelevant….

Fuck Elliot Rodger. He was an irrelevant faggot. To hell with the people that he killed, because nobody really cares.

And fuck you…

You are just as irrelevant as me, and we are all equally as irrelevant as a grain of sand, or the pathogens and microbes that live on that grain of sand.

FUCK YOU

As far as I'm concerned, we're all already dead…

I don't believe any of this ever happened in the first place

TODAY'S CHALLENGE:

Is it possible for you to go 10 minutes WITHOUT parroting out some predictable trendy unoriginal catchphrase ?

cool. a new namefag character to toss in the filter.

Beta orbiters can relate to him thats why he became popular

Are you larping as a lolcow who got butthurt about Elliot?
He was ugly yes but these posts are as cringeworthy as he was and a quick google of your name took me to kiwifarms and another quick google revealed these posts aren't pasta.

mad

The movies mentioned in his manifesto:

average Holla Forumsposter tbh. /ourguy/ confirmed.

drive

LMMFAO@you being SO stupid that you'd think anybody I'd 'butthurt' over an irrelevant, physically unattractive, mentally insane latent homosexual like Elliot Rodger


you can filter my testicles with your chin, as always

the fact that you fat lazy sweaty sedentary sociasexually failed slobs think about Elliot simply proves that you're homosexuals

Plain and simple

CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOURE GAY

Nice try sweetums.

But I am Zach

Easy, Revenge of the Sith for several reasons:

1) He said he loved it in his manifesto.
2) Anakin kills young students, Eliott killed young students.
3) Anakin was driven to madness and evil by women, so was Eliott.
4) Anakin was defeated by the high ground, Eliott was insecure about his height.

Sallyboy, you look more and more stupid with every failed word that you type

Lol @ your epic ineptitude

Pure pottery. Truly George Lucas was a prophet.

CORRECTION:

you're projecting

It's YOU who's the sexless wimp that likes gay ass Star Wars bullshit

HINT: THE 4 REASONS YOULL NEVER GET LAID
1: Star Wars
2: Video Games
3: Anime
4: you're a homosexual in denial

Lol @ prophet

AGAIN: look in a mirror to see a fag

Filtered lol

wow you sure won that argument

As if anybody could possibly care less whether or not YOU read jack fucking shit

dude…..

YOU = a non-issue

Close your little 'Star Wars Eyes', and read my testicles in braille

GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY GOD DAMN IT FUCK YOU

dude, you're an AMAZING example of how 'running and hiding with your tail between your legs' is actually a badass victory….

you fucking sniveling little piece of shit

AGAIN: there are a multitude of reasons why women instantly overlook you without giving it a second thought, but let's focus on the reasons that your father discussed with your mother right before he divorced her and left….

Okay ?……

1: he's pretty sure that you are gay

That's it… That's the only reason he mentioned to your mother before he packed his final things and left forever

It's true what they say about parents just 'having a way of knowing these things' about their own children.

After all, they created you, and when the doctor told them they 'were going to have a boy', that's exactly what they expected…. a BOY…

what they DIDN'T expect was 'you', the effeminate mushroom who never learned how to 'fit in', preferring to sit in your room playing with action figures (dolls), watching cartoons, playing video games and fantasizing about other men's genitalia…

(and you STILL do all of those things)

you're socially and sexually stunted

you're an EMBARRASSMENT of massive proportion

you're more like a brain injured, sweaty, fat, acne riddled daughter than a son

no wonder your father left, and your mother eventually stopped caring

I swear to God I'm not lying

My wife just said that you're a faggot

But I'm sure you've grown accustomed to having females call you a homosexual right to your face

guess who's a faggot?

Okay, this is kind of complicated so pay attention… I'm going to type it really slow because I know about your childhood learning disability diagnosis

First, the woman has a thing called a VAGINA…

the man has a thing called a PENIS….

Normally they are much, much, much bigger than that little thing you have between your legs, but believe it or not, that's called a penis…

Now, the man inserts the penis into the woman's vagina, and that's called HETEROSEXUALITY

You really ought to try it one of these days

That's a real Elliot hater according to kiwifarms though, with his own /r9k/ history
I know I should post this on /cow/ but fuck it:
kiwifarms.net/threads/johnny-neptune-elvismongo-plssnpploff-robot-musician-citizen-of-atlanta.29856/
Posting style is consistent too, reddit spacing and all

NEITHER DO I

Is he the same guy who's posting his face?

timestamp based old guy

When will they learn?

It happens…

If you're lucky

Is this you

hooktube.com/watch?v=w4Sunw-fPKQ

You will be too, one day

Whose face? Zach's?
I don't think so. I think it's some /cow/boy larping as this cow for the lulz after they saw how effective larping as Zach was

Fuck yeah, Sorayama!

It's the Robertsfag sperging out.

hooktube.com/watch?v=ajR2VHT0ijM

/r9k/ archives confirm people larp as JohnnyNeptune
desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/JohnnyNeptune/

shopped

EGG ZACK LEE

lel, this is good stuff

BASED

You suck at photoshop friendo

Good effort but the lighting of the fingers gives it away

and of the paper
and the edge of the paper too
he sucks

Lol @shopped

Trust me… Although I'm extremely proficient with Photoshop, and all other digital graphic and animation software, including 3D modeling and rendering, if I was going to photoshop myself, I would make myself look young and handsome

…. Think about it

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LOL @ LIGHTING ON FINGERS hahaha

There's a natural light source coming from the left… Its called a 'window'

Then there is an incandescent light source on my right side… It's a thing called a LAMP

It seems like somebody with a brain stem would be a little bit better at visual light source analysis

What did he mean by this?

Here's the story, so read carefully…(You could read this with a fork, but use a spoon so you get every drop)

On April 21st 2018, I will be celebrating the 26 anniversary of me making people angry online…
When I first started irritating people online, they didn't even use the term 'the internet' yet. (We were still calling it The Darknet)

I had a very good friend named STU, who worked for a defense contractor in Huntsville Alabama. I had taught myself how to do full-blown 3D animation back on the old Commodore amiga, long before Microsoft or IBM versions could handle anything like it.
Stu came over one day and told me about this new technology and hook my computer up to the darknet. It turns out that government employees and mathematicians encourage each other to invite artists and musicians and writers to join them in this new forum…

I went to some of the very first mIRC & BBS threads, and I was amazed at how people were wasting this phenomenal new technology… These were some of the world's brightest Young Minds, but I kept reading the same posts over and over, "any pussy?"… "This is boring"… "Any girls?".. "I'm bored"… "Show me your pussy"… "This is boring"… "Any pussy?"… "Any girls?".. "I'm bored"… "Any pussy?"….
I was flabbergasted at how these brilliant young people were literally wasting the darknet….

So I started becoming disruptive

This was years and years before the term 'trolling' ever existed
I became known as 'the disruptive guest', and although I was driving people crazy and pissing people off, an interesting thing happened: IT BECAME FUN

You wouldn't believe how many really good friends I made by irritating them

It's all just a joke

None of this matters

I also started one of the original online 'clubs' called CLONER NATION, where a friend of mine named H1TLER and I began cloning people's accounts and photoshopping pictures of penises in their faces, or farm animals fucking them in the ass… We would login, appearing as if we were the other person, and start saying bizarre shit like "my father's penis is adorable"… Back in the old days, this used to cause so much chaos and Discord… We had a blast !! Eventually we had almost 500 people in CLONER NATION… Everybody causing chaos everywhere they went… Over the past 26 years, I have irritated people all over the internet… I've worked threads and chat rooms alike, driving people crazy every step of the way…

If you can imagine exactly HOW MANY people I have had try to 'clone' me, using my name, thinking they're going to 'blemish my image', let it suffice to say I have hundreds of people try that every year. They fail to realize that it only serves to make the name more well-known. Again, YOU CANT BLEMISH A TURD. Also, I have had a lot of people join in and post as 'Johnny Neptune' who were on my team…

These days, it's just me and 3 of my friends.

One of them is a girl named Crystal, who's really fucking cool, and I met her many years ago in a chat room where I was harassing her and she and I really grew fond of each other…

BEN is another buddy of mine who occasionally logs in under the JN moniker. He's probably the funniest one… He has a very cruel sense of humor, and he does not give a flying fuck about anybody's feelings. That's one of the reasons he's so funny.

I'm actually the polite one….

Most people seem to be incapable of understanding what it is that I am doing, or WHY I do it….

If they can't figure it out, then excellent!! That makes it even all the more fun…

Your posts are really cool. Thank you.

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If you tell THE TRUTH, it never changes

tits or gtfo

dammit read the timestamp you moron its just some autist LARPING using saved pics from some AMA in 2017.

Goddamit is this how stupid the current userbase is?

Okay, I'm going to tell you guys a little secret about editing videos and creating animations on Android devices or iPhones:

KINEMASTER

trust me…. it's the shit…
full blown chromakey alpha channel green screen, multiple layers, animation control, high quality effects, etc etc

You could shoot a crap video on a crap phone, and after running it through Kinemaster, it'll look like a Hollywood shoot.

try it….

you'll fucking love it

here's a goofy example I made with kinemaster in only a couple hours:

hooktube.com/watch?v=0FANcpJQ58M

Hahaha !! OMG I CANT BELIEVE IT!!

HAHAHA WOW IM SO STUPID

I accidentally wrote 2017

LOL HAHAHAHA CLASSIC !!

wow I'm just not paying attention
(Honestly? I always do that every year)

It takes me a few months to remember what year it is

post a new one with the correct year and also Holla Forums written on it or get the fuck outta here with your LARPing ass.

We're already fully booked for autists this month, with zach and all that

I had already taken this picture before you told me to write TV on it…

I'm on my way to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting

That was actually very typical of me to get the year wrong… Like I said, it usually takes me a few months to finally get it through my head that it's a new year, or a few months after my birthday to remember that I have become a year older…

My wife is still back at the house taking care of our cats, cleaning the litter boxes and feeding them and all of that shit, but she's going to make a correction on that original piece of paper anyway. She's texting it to me now

(And yes… I'm old… That usually happens when you've been on the planet for 54 years)

Does is work on windows?

I'm near City Hall, and there's a cute little petite brunette news reporter, wearing a short little black dress hiked up really high.

Yesterday my wife and I saw the same news reporter wearing the exact same dress.

I'm pretty sure my wife would fuck this news reporter chick…

I know that I would definitely fuck her

>He was jailed earlier this week for allegedly trying to bilk a local Dunkin’ Donuts proprietor out of $1,000.
WHAT'S
MY
NAME?

Nope

For Windows I use Adobe After Effects

Lol Wendy turned the seven into an eight

I told the story about the attempted extortion arrest dozens of times, and I'm not going to tell the whole story again

But I will tell you that they threw it out of court, because there was no crime committed

You can be arrested without actually breaking the law, believe it or not. Police officers manage to fuck everything up.

In America, we have the right 2 civilly litigate against people in order to seek Financial restitution

An employee at the local Dunkin Donuts tried to steal my phone and she broke the screen. Was well within my rights as an American citizen to offer NOT to take the store manager to civil court in exchange for the payment of the repair for the phone screen

(It was only $100, not $1,000)

I had left Dozier Law Firm five minutes before the arrest, having been assured that the hand written agreement not to file civil litigation was completely legal.

They threw the case out of court.

I've been arrested 25 times in my life, but only convicted once, for aggravated assault, and I was not convicted over the broken cell phone…

Make it happen, film it, and share.

post moar pics of that adorable kitty pls

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

Although the idiot reporter got almost EVERY detail wrong (he simply parroted the words of the idiot manager who's buddy is a cop) and he OMITTED all the important facts, still nonetheless, if you read his bullshit 'whacky news of the weird' article IT CLEARLY SHOWS NO CRIME WAS COMMITTED.

that's right……..

Again: it's not against the law 2 try and out of court agreement not to proceed with civil litigation

That's completely legal

In fact, people do it all the time

In America, we have the right to take people to civil court if they have cost us money, and we want to be reimbursed financially.

Even if my claim had no merit whatsoever (which it DID, because I actually filed a police report when the employee broke my phone trying to steal it) the matter would be handled by a civil court judge, who would simply rule in favor of the defendant, or rule in favor of the plaintiff (me)

If it was against the law to pursue civil litigation, everybody who ever appeared on Judge Judy would go to prison.

It's really not surprising when you stop and contemplate how stupid police officers are…

Most people don't realize debt in the United States of America, and in other countries as well, they have an IQ limit for police officers. If you want to become a law enforcement officer, they will reject you if your IQ is too high.

abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-barring-high-iqs-cops/story?id=95836

That was Cupcake, one of the three kittens my wife and I rescued not long ago… She's the only girl, and her two brothers are named Sexy & Foxy

they're doing really, really well….

We do animal rescue, but we decided to keep those three… they're very special

You seem to be one of those people I was talking about, who simply can't figure out what I do or why I do it

…….. It's not about insulting people

That shows a decided lack of insight on your part

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HUMANS, AND MY LACK OF EMPATHY:

I think this pretty much explains it to a T

lel
News flash dude, we don't think Elliot Rodger "matters", to us he's just a comedian who brings us lulz. Same with Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris.

HINT: sooner you stop repeating predictable worn-out trendy catch phrases, the sooner people will actually give a fuck about what you have to say

Wrong. Sorry but you're wrong

All tooth many of you guys actually worship that piece of shit faggot

TOO*

all TOO many of you guys actually seem to think Elliot Rodger was it some kind of symbol of victory for self-imposed failure

Okay….

To walk into a Narcotics Anonymous meeting….

Everybody be well, and remember to call your parents and tell them that you love them and remind them that you are completely aware of how many sacrifices they made for you…

Try to look on the bright side of things

Life is depressing

It's up to each of us to try to occupy ourselves and distract from the depressing facets of life

You guys are extremely intelligent

You're fully capable of this task

LOL @ thinking I go into threads to 'discuss the topic at hand'

Who gives a fuck about Elliot Rodger?

Elliot was a loser, that's why we laugh at him. He couldn't even achieve a highscore.

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Thank God he did us all a favor

EGG ZACK LEE

He was a complete loser, even to the very last minute… Incapable of doing anything correctly

looks like morrissey's pedo brother

My cat fucks off to another house for a couple days then comes back to be fed and sleep, I'd count that as a betrayal.

who?

kek, checked

What leads you to believe we "worship" him? Is it because we make OC?

One of my friends has a cat that betrayed her owners for the food he fed her, then he moved and took the cat with him.
One day he entered his house and the cat was eating his steaks. Serves him right tbh.

Sorry, it's YOU'RE sweetie. Get with times, Autocorrect is supposed to hely you drumpfkin cumskins

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yeah. kinda fucked that one up.

Lol sorry but you just made me laugh coffee out my nose

It was a noble attempt, none the less…

RE: morrissey's pedophile brother

A lot of my underage girlfriends have told me that exact same thing before….

They really have………….

So I can live with that

This would be a perfect time to talk about Donald Trump…

The only thing I hate worse than shaving is having whiskers on my face, so I tend to go without shaving until I can't take it anymore, then I need to use 3 or 4 razors to get the job done because my whiskers are very thick, and they will dull down the blade of the razor's super fast. My wife always gives me shit about dry shaving, because I never use shaving cream. One of my favorite things is having her shave my face for me while I sit on my ass and watch TV. We've eaten spaghetti two times in the past 5 days, but I fucking love the way she makes spaghetti, so I'm probably going to ask her to make it again tonight. The other day I was putting on my socks and shoes when I realized I need to clip my toenails. They're beginning to look like animal claws or something. Last night I know that I had some really weird dreams in my sleep, but when I woke up I couldn't remember what the dreams were about. I found it strange to be disturbed by dreams that I couldn't even remember. The weather has been beautiful, with perfect spring-like days lately, and we're only 2/3 of the way through Winter. This summer is going to be miserable. I've got a splitting headache right now, and I suspect it's caffeine withdrawals. I could go for a cup of coffee and a blowjob. We are about to move into a really nice big ass apartment, the entire top floor of a gigantic house in the historic district of town, with all wood floors and vaulted ceilings and huge windows. Even though I'm married, I still urinate into Pepsi bottles and empty Coca-Cola cans, and I actually asked my wife to empty them for me a lot of the time. My favorite colors are electric blue and vibrant fluorescent pink. Yesterday I finally got in touch with my worst friend, Jon Fox. I haven't talked to him in a year and a half, and I've been procrastinating. I'd really like to see the movie The Disaster Artist. Next year, I think my wife and I are probably going to move to Northern California, where she used to live, and she had a 'clipping' job in the Emerald Triangle, and although she made really good money, she also got a huge bag of some of the best pot on planet Earth to take home every day.

Donald Trump is a fucking idiot

this is an imageboard, so no chatting experiences to ruin here
do you ruin people's chat experiences on Omegle? I do it from time to time.

CLONER NATION was my old 'online gang' that used to hit chatrooms and make people miserable

And no, I've never been to Omegle, or whatever the fuck that thing is called

…….AND……..

although chanthreads aren't 'chatting', I'm still pretty successful at ruining whatever experiences people try to have.

I love it

Do you troll VR chats?

kek

Sorry… Wendy and I were watching THE DISASTER ARTIST, and THE ROOM

if you haven't seen either one, you really ought to

They're both great

Not yet, but I indeed AM planning on buying a Glyph by Aveant soon

Ooops

AVEGANT*

and I actually want their lightfield headset

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.yymoon.lmrjapp

this seems like something a lot of you guys would dig

You can use VR chat without a VR headset

Hmmmm…. I may look into that

thanx

You're welcome. Tons of normie fresh meat await you.

I aim to please.

You got a link to any vr chats?

Ohhh I just found the vrchat thing… Thank you