Meanwhile in elementary school Holla Forums

Meanwhile in elementary school Holla Forums

POKEMON

my dad works at nintendo and he said the next system is called nintendo 64 because it's 64x stronger than the super nintendo

I see no difference.

This thread had better fucking have some /ss/.

Which one of you niggers stole my gameboy?

TEACHER! user BROUGHT HIS GAMEBOY!!

Yeah well my dad could beat up your dad. If he was still around! Haha!

...

Fuck you guys, I'm going to miniclip

Hey! Did you know that if you pressed Select 2506 times on TLoZ: LTTP, Link gets a gun?
t. that kid who made up cheats

...

I heard that in Super Mario 64 if you spend twelve hours pushing against a door you get to go to a parallel universe

Better run baby run, outrun my gun.

Do you think Sam Hyde still goes to elementary school? You know, to sit in on classes and "redpill" kids before he gets thrown out for hitting on 10 year old girls?

PicoSchool is shit play Frank aventure instead

Of course and then kills them all.

Sam Hyde did literally nothing wrong except steal M_ from me. I am willing to fight you on this.

I need to save bitchslap images.

Okay class, today's lesson is about math. Math is used to create everything in our world even if you don't realize it, even those dang vidjya games you all like so much. It takes math just to make a character jump!
Can someone tell me a game that you jump in?

Mafia III

detention you little cunt

Conker's Bad Fur Day!

Sorry Emanuel, I'm going to have to deduct some points off your grade for today.

Very good.

Math also makes your character run and sometimes even shoot things. Can anyone name a game that does that?

HAHAHAHAH CUM
THE GAY COMMUNITY XDDDD

M-Miss teacher? Umm, excuse me but… you have very nice hands.

SHOOT THINGS LIKE CUM IN PLUG-N-PLAY
HAHAHAH *POOPS PANTS* NOW MRS. WHOREBAG HAS TO CHANGE ME X3

See me after class so I can give you a lesson with these hands

Don't bully!

Who wants to play pee pee swordfight at recess?

there's a crossbow in Diablo and you need to kill the butcher then don't take his axe and start a new game and kill him again and do this five times and if you get even one run where he doesn't spawn you can't get it

TRAPS ARENT GAY

Here you can have these, on the house.

NO LEWD

does anybody know the cheat code in half life two where you can see alyx naked?
My friend did it once but he won't tell me how.

yeah, all you gotta do is open up the windows32 folder and delete all the files
it automatically triggers the code in game so you won't have to worry about turning it on

listen here nerd, gimme your fuckin lunch money

Why? Is your family poor? Ha ha! user's poor!

okay I did it but the game didn't start so I restarted but it just says OS missing. I had to go on a different computer to type this, but seriously is my dad's computer going to restart? He is gonna be pissed if it doesn't work haha.

SAY THAT AGAIN FAGGOT AND I'LL SHOOT EVERYONE HERE

I bet you wont hit anyone, you're too poor to pay attention!

...

...

You must have done something wrong, email me your password and I'll take care of it, user.

user'S FAMILY IS POOR, EVERYONE! user WEARS OLD NASTY SHOES!


beat me to it

...

Hi kids

Some of you guys are alright don't go to school tomorrow

Gosh, I think I have all of these saved from that thread.

...

...

...

...

I'm out, but you can post more. Thanks for saving all of them, I'll keep em for the future.

Alright. Who is coming to this week's D Club meeting?

...

there's a fuckheug thread on /k/ that these all came from, in case you hadn't come from there. There's probably new stuff by now.

...

...

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY NIGGERS

When is Ebola Inspection day? Jamal spit in my face during recess.

illegal YuGiOh turnie going on behind the school at lunch.

NO B-DAMON OR POKEMON PLAYERS ALLOWED, WILL BE PUNCHED ON SIGHT

How user, do you want to hear about my argument I had on reddit

Why don't you get a beyblade and play a real man's game, nerd?

I don't like these brownface kids

cool mona lisa

Suck me off dreidel jackie chan

psst, hey user, you think we could sneak out during math class and hit the arcade? Oh what's that? You say we should just use our smartphones to play Bejeweled?
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT WHEN I WAS GROWING UP THERE WERE NO SMARTPHONES AND I SURE AS HELL WON'T TAINT MY HANDS PLAYING SOME FREE TO PLAY GARBAGE. KILL YOURSELF

Why don't you go try playing card games on bicycles again?

Fuck, you just had to bring that fuck fest up didnt you user.

Im out

Don't get your dick caught in your duel disk again.

I got all of what I had from there, I just didn't bother to save them all and couldn't be bothered to go back there even more.

TEACHER! user IS WEARING GIRLS UNDERWEAR AGAIN!

...

Is he trying to take a shit or something?

u-uh
guys

Ms. Cake is getting a little too close
It makes me feel kinda weird
What do I do?

Every game sucks

...

Really?

yeah, my dad works at CERN
every game in the future is gonna have neural network virtual reality blast processing
it's gonna be great

What's a SERN they sound scary

How come nobody wants to play monster ranchers only pokemon?

Joke's on you.

Why do you hate your own race?

And at that point you get bashed in the face.

Psst, check it out

I just can't stop taking these girls to the coat closet during nap time. Why do I have so many girlfriends?

Why does this nigger broad think I'm racist? You're just teaching children colors now? I'm bored and already have a mouth of a sailor.

Everyone did those in School but I still have no idea what it meant

heh nice digits

Hyde_cosplays_a_FF_character. jpg

...

...

So, what's a good tool to use to engrave various character strings onto brass casings?

...

My dad works for the FBI and he said that Trump gas a secret time machine and will be our future president and deport the minnows!

I enjoyed this