Holla Forums server is up, come be an ace attorney that solves crimes with other anons...

Holla Forums server is up, come be an ace attorney that solves crimes with other anons, or maybe the prosecutor that clashes with the attorneys, perhaps the witness that is actually the real killer or maybe the judge that oversees it all.

docs.google.com/document/d/1_rZhy-LiMrssUpp3Pf8Zwz5ia2CY1VTkulXKYwkAJVU/edit
Right now all you need to download is "FULL DOWNLOAD" so enjoy it, you usually need to download a bunch of shit

Holla Forums server is "Attorney Online Vidya", join us while it lasts

Other urls found in this thread:

docs.google.com/document/d/1ihsVxLVarPMPgGcU4W81CQyv3gPkLvS63GK7k0N78Qw/edit
docs.google.com/document/d/1gwg1AVZPlPAFy3aWAW28e9lH1vjIk4d8jOt3mChoy74/edit#
docs.google.com/document/d/1cJt0cKciU7nKr_egXdqqh0SX8WEftv0hMUxB0l-je08/edit#heading=h.1fob9te
attorneyonlinevidya.wikia.com/wiki/Archive:_Completed_Cases
mixtape.moe
docs.google.com/document/d/1ltIhaR-DfC44uHri8Q55SjDOUn_U2SLX84pAsEn_G5s/edit
docs.google.com/document/d/1RW1KqyoDqdGxKM_gxf_HXWy7YGzLPmv7eCKtVvNLzKs/mobilebasic#heading=h.wz9w2zbsmthx
docs.google.com/document/d/1HmUfXocw65CugHrNY-4hIRbUnxiZiZqAQ-42ZR-6kr4/
docs.google.com/document/d/1P_FRcFyECzAfq7cWcuMH3h5InJDujMZVgj5AOafMjZw/edit#
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

What is the story behind that "dude hope lmao" picture?

Looks like a ridiculous meme game. I'll join in for shits and giggles.

Danganshit.

Basically the witness was Nagito Komaeda from Danganronpa. His contradiction was that he couldn't leave the scene or something, so he used the victim as paper weight to rappel out of the crime-scene, as shown in the screencap.

This is not a meme game, okay?

Be honest user.

Is it just pure courtroom stuff or is there investigative parts too?

Well, it depends completly on what you are building. You can investigate like in AAI, and use >logic with witnesses.

We have different formats.
AAI that is only investigation stuff.
Normal that is only courtroom stuff.
And hell format that is like the games, investigation and courtroom but they take forever to end.
We also have jury and civil formats both courtroom only.

Investigations are the second most used format too.

Thing is, if you played Ace Attorney you'll know that courtroom action is much closer to "investigation" than actual law.

Good timing, I was just playing AAI.

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Legendary meme

Downloading now.

Area 2 starting, this will be gud
For those who want a stream: twitch tv/lawfuldickish

If Mia channeled dead pearl, would her brest size reduce?

Duh. She'd also get smaller in other ways.

Looks interesting, givin' it a download.

We will be waiting.

How big is this game even?

Well…around 4GB

here is a stream, while it downloads.

Games like this are no fun being watched. sorry bro, I just hope I'll download it before anons pack up and leave

Don't worry, we are always there.

We've been there it's been over one year user, don't worry.

Jdownloader2 supports interrupted downloads.

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user, hurry!

Stuck on 210/228 Chars?

After roughly an hour i got merely half a gig.
Hope you will be on tomorrow.

Check the downloads, maybe you skipped some!
Or you forgot a hotfix..

I'll be there.

Make sure to use version 1.8 and not 1.7.5

Are the cases (like the evidence, testimonies) pre-made or are they on the fly?

Well, they aren't so "on the fly". People write them before it starts, with planned contradictions.

Version 1.8 looked glitchy, but after running it as admin everything is fine!

People write it before getting to the stand.

Detective writes before case starts.
Witness 1 writes after seeing detective's testimony.
Witness 2 writes after seeing witness's 1 testimony.

Besides that my anti-virus dosen't even let me download JDownloader installer.
Can someone either rehost the game to mega or some shit or host the JDownloader installer?

Everything's looking glitchy and out of place, is there a fix?

holy shit you faggots better still be playing this later when i can

docs.google.com/document/d/1ihsVxLVarPMPgGcU4W81CQyv3gPkLvS63GK7k0N78Qw/edit

Go here, check "FAQ", it has a bunch of solutions for usual problems

Else post a screenshot and I'll see how I can help

user just google some download manager, anything works. No one will rehost 4GB.

Oh shit, this is everything that I have wanted.

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Happy almost x-mas!

the 1.8 version of AO is included in the fullgame download right? Do I have to download the 1.8.2 patch afterwards?

Are you talking about the "client update"?

You only need the full download, which includes 1.8 and all content released so far.

thanks a bunch, almost done downloading it

For those nervous because of the 4GB, it's because we have:


Even L from Death Note.

What the fuck even is this?

Essentially, it's a chatroom in the style of Ace attorney. You make up cases and you play a certain role in the case, whether you take it seriously and solve cases or shitpost with extra flair and sound effects. It's one of theses roleplaying games.

Try it yourself

It's like a drug, once you start you can never leave

Like chans really

Oh gotcha. That adds a lot of context to the other posts in this thread. Now I get what's going on.

Finally
Here's a link to a newcomers guide:
docs.google.com/document/d/1gwg1AVZPlPAFy3aWAW28e9lH1vjIk4d8jOt3mChoy74/edit#

Downloading this shit right fucking now.

Hot off the meme presses

Cammy is cute, cute!

I thought I knew what was happening, but now I've been thrown through a loop

This doesn't happens everyday.

What's the average length of a case, including filling out roles and potential delays?

Well, around 4 hours casing…and 2-3 hours building the case.

Setting up the roles can take from 15 minutes to 3 hours, it depends on how many people are online at the time. Even if there are 70, maybe all them are already casing.

The case itself can take anywhere between 3 hours and 6, it all depends on how people handle it really.

Not all roles are required to stay there during the entire case though. And while it sounds awful to play a game that will probably take 4 hours of your time, try it once, you'll see that time passes very quickly when playing this.

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Fuck, sorry to the folks in Room 4. I have to unexpectedly go.

Just come back tomorrow~

I managed to get it running, but it seems a bit small. Is there anyway to increase the size of the screen?

Alright, real quick. Real talk. I have no clue what this is but it looks like it would be fun. What the fuck is it?

Read the thread, nigger.

I used my eyes and stop being a retard, and I'm now reading the newcomers guide. Apologies for severe mental disabilities.

Is it possible to copy the IC, or am I going to have to literally type it all out if I'm going to be steno?

How do I make a character say a thing?

On top of Stand.

The gray bar between your emotes and the chat box


Boot AAU.exe while AO is open, go back to AO and use the hotkey ALT + L to open a copy-pastable chatlog

Are we still playing or is it ded?

We are always here, user! Come join!

It is very alive indeed.

There's been a stable communtiy for a whole year, which is longer than any other FotM

So how often do people play this? I don't have the time now but this looks funny as fuck to join into.

Every day during 'murican hours. Euro hours are mostly dead but if enough euro Holla Forumsirgins want to play then feel free.

I'm downloading it now and am a canuck, but am usually most free during real dingo hours and euro hours. But who knows if it'll even work for me

Why are there two wikis?

I wasn't expecting that. When do we try to do a proper case?

You have to go to other areas, basement is just shitposting.

Hope you people enjoyed the murder story. Here's a roll to make you feel better.

late night bump so it doesn't fall off the board

This looks like complete nonsense and I'm fascinated. I think I'll give it a download and take a look tomorrow when people are alive.

rip

Motherfucker it's 8 AM and almost Christmas.

The Holla Forums server was funded exactly one year ago, it was the 23th of December or something around that, and in a few days it got 100+ players online at the same time. Christmas was never a challegne.

Building in area 2, stop being gay and join.

do you guys have advance wars characters? if not, how can I add them?

has to get in by a vote, and also has to abide by the loosely kept standards.

alternatively, use the crossover court.

Anyone got the torrent for the latest version?

Nigger, the latest version is in the OP.

Yeah, as a direct download. My Internet is shit enough that it cuts out.

I asked for a torrent version for a fucking reason, I'm not retarded.

If there was something we could do since steam is offline…

This seems like my kinda autism. Will be on much later. Hope you fags are still playing

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You begin in area 0, which is the basement and meme zone. Areas 1-4 are for normal cases. If you just want to spectate, pick a character and don't type anything.

In any case, Courtroom 2 has some case building going on; join us if you wanna spectate or something. Also, read the doc.

I want to install this good shit again.

it's half Holla Forums hosting this tho

Where's that?

Type /doc in the greychat once you get in the area, it'll give you a link to the doc.

docs.google.com/document/d/1ihsVxLVarPMPgGcU4W81CQyv3gPkLvS63GK7k0N78Qw/edit

docs.google.com/document/d/1gwg1AVZPlPAFy3aWAW28e9lH1vjIk4d8jOt3mChoy74/edit#

This doc, you fuckin' idiots.

This. He's talking about a different doc, but it's still important. Every singe case has their own doc with the a list of details, participants, etc.
Here's an example: docs.google.com/document/d/1cJt0cKciU7nKr_egXdqqh0SX8WEftv0hMUxB0l-je08/edit#heading=h.1fob9te

Who is the thickest AA girl?

FUCKING BUMP

I got my eye on you guys! We have a quiet little community here.

Sounds like fun

You have to be pretty shit to get banned here tbh.

T-That's kinda scary.

Downloaded the giant-ass client. I'm wondering, how do you fellows recommend getting into this? I don't mean the newbie guy, I'm getting that down, I mean actually getting involved in this. I don't want to throw myself into the deep-end immediately, no one likes that in a multiplayer game.

Go into a empty area and talk on global about doing a case I guess.

Read the beginner's guide
Join as co prosecutor or support defense or something.

That's what I figured. Harmless sidekick role never hurt anything.

Case just ended, tiny bumpu

So what's the Turkey Testimony?

I'm downloading the game right now.
if I were to try to add the advance wars characters, should I go for AW2 or AW:DS?
DS has more characters but they are way less expressive.

What OST is it using?

I think 2 would match AA's art style more. Plus you need expressions above all.

Also, I kind of wish we could get some Trauma Center characters up in here. Surely a few doctors would be useful.

All of it

Every OST, user.

Do you really have to ask?

oh boy hope this isn't a virus

:DD

Can confirm it works on my machine.
th-thanks

You are welcome, and remember: You can't leave.

I've always been eyeing out these threads and hoping to get a chance to try out some of this. Just got the full package downloading - I'm about to sleep but there's tomorrow to look forward to.

In the meantime I'll just keep lurking.

Is there some sort of archived log or stream of that trial?

attorneyonlinevidya.wikia.com/wiki/Archive:_Completed_Cases
Not sure, but we have an archive here!

I just opened a random one: DARK AGE OFTHE LAW. Pretty good archiving… I'll have a tour through some random cases to see how things went and get an idea of how it all works. Thanks, Cammyanon.

I will have to write a case to host soon. I really want to join in on this.

There is no need to write a case! You, with other anons, buld the case together, and then case!

That being said, having a frame to work off of isn't a bad thing.

>Basement chat consists of memes, shitposting, memories of child abuse, rape, and horrible people.
Ah jeez.

Did the server go down, or is my computer just fucked? It's reading as offline for me.

Just go to another area, user…

same

Yep, seems like the server went down, just in time for Christmas.

Server went down, apologizies.
We'll look at it..

It's offline. I was enjoying the wrestling case.

It was a case of crotch rot gone south I tell you.

Agreed. It was pretty good for my first case.

I hope user fucks his sister. At this rate it sounds like his abstinence will cause her to fuck him at this point

On an unrelated note, for some reason no servers load up for me upon launch. I can only connect to the dedicated AOV server because it appears in the favorites by default. Is this normal?

Oh, nevermind. It works fine on 1.7.5 but not 1.8

Is there a specific one I should be using?

Are the cases RP heavy or can we not take it that seriously?

Serbian's back

SERVER IS UP

They are RP heavy but memeing is moderately allowed. Usually the judge will shut you down IC or if you're being too much of a faggot a mod will get called in.

You won't even get on the server anymore without 1.8.

Use 1.8

Can I play this on Linux

You can probably get it to work in Wine, unless it's more complex than I thought.

The page brought up a "torrents page" but didn't link it… Where's the torrent!? Get me dat magnet

Is the server supposed to be empty? I just wanna spectate.

It's late and on holidays. It was much more active earlier. I've learned that these cases can take several hours. It's not something to get into if you don't have a free evening.

10 mb/s user here, finally downloaded the game yesterday and gonna give it a go now. I'm gonna be a retard and not read the begginers guide
>not tryting to figure things out as you go

I-I hope user 45500d is still here/there

i tried to figure shit out on the run yesterday too. find an area setting up and they usually are parient enough to help and let you dick about.

god i hope i have enough time today to actually get involved in a case

I guess I should try it tomorrow then.

Ah well.

Sorry, I can't do anything about it.

Don't worry bout it, user

>Also have needy wife who isn't feeling well

I will not have more than an hour a day to spare till new years at this rate.

Sorry to hear that user, at least you got double dubs.

Looks like the JUSTice league will get a new member soon

Hey newbies, come to area 2, got a case building started

WE GOT A FEW FUCKERS HERE AND A PILE OF EVIDENCE, WE JUST NEED SOME DUDES

Area 2 case ready, just need people to start!

I don't think I'll make it in time.

Chars 210/228
Am I doing something wrong?

Use AO 1.8, not 2.0, maybe?

I'll get there eventually

We need lead prosecutor and one more witness for area 2. Ready to start.

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I haven't been on this site in 5ever, do you fucks still hate 4chan?

4chan has some decent boards but its still mostly cucked

download is stuck at 2,9 gigs.

at this point I'd say we ignore it.
unless someone needs an easy scapegoat and reddit has already been used.
why ask in this thread?

It's shit and I hate it.

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Mias are a national treasure.

He won that case.

nothing is happening
Okay. I really need a newfag guide.

You mean this: docs.google.com/document/d/1gwg1AVZPlPAFy3aWAW28e9lH1vjIk4d8jOt3mChoy74/edit#

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No.


It is the new 9gag.

Bumping, we're about to start a cuck case.

WE PEANUT GALLERY NAO

I got a good feeling about this case.

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Oh god I just joined I have no idea what I'm doing

I never touched the series, I should play then before joining in?

Well, you would be spoiled..

yeah, I'd tell you to start with the first one on the DS to get feel for the gameplay but you'll obviously get a lot of spoilers because you can see every character and their whole spriteset.

Sorry I'm late but here you go, user. A lot of recorded trial are on that youtube account

Awesome - thanks, user!

Why does my UI look like this? I know it isn't supposed to look like this.

Are the generals back on cuckchan that fucked up nowadays?

The general moving to Holla Forums actively made it worse.

You got new people joining in and some of them are going to be autists, not that surprising all in all.

I have no idea about anything at cuckchan. I just installed everything and merged all the files and now it looks like this.

Didn't realize I replied to ya' by mistake. Modify its resolution to something smaller, the program doesn't scale at all.

This happens because windows font size is set to something bigger than 100%.

The FAQ would have told you that.

I have a shitbox so even native it'd barely run let alone WINE

you do not know the pain of 1 mb/s

You don't KNOW pain

FINALLY ATMOS IS BACK

RIP Apollo

You don't know the pain of 100-300 kb/s. Northeast Arkansas is nice and all, but fuck not having any options for internet in the middle of fucking nowhere but Century Link. I'm actually paying for 600kb/s, but it has to be throttled to 300kb/s because I live so fucking far away from anything.

Jewgle is throttling me HARD, can someone please upload a mega link?

use jdownloader if you aren't already
mega is also super jew and will likely cut you off mid-download

anyone on in this thing?

There are 40+ people connected right now.

Concerning download links, why don't you guys just use one of the gorillion mixtape.moe off shoots?

cant say I didnt expect something like this expected this.

How do I time my input to say a thing?
Do I just gotta spam enter?

I only have 600kbs

Lost it at beyblade

You can hold enter


Probably area 0, you need to go to other areas to see the more serious cases

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Pearl is great. She can switch between loli/ara, and that is cool. I like cool things.

docs.google.com/document/d/1ltIhaR-DfC44uHri8Q55SjDOUn_U2SLX84pAsEn_G5s/edit
Reminder to read the rules~

We're building a beastiality case what is my life

The dog fucker better walk free, there's literally nothing wrong with fucking animals

Man, I'm jealous. Sometimes I wish I were a NEET just to have time for all this shit, but nooo I gotta have a happy life filled with family and work and purpose.

I oughta join in.

Alright you fuckers, downloading this shit right now

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mfw when I have to

has the zoo case started yet? I'd like to play a role.

It has and it's gone completely off the rails. Fuck my shit up fam.

Hopefully someone's saving a stream of it. I've been quite entertained with the Danganronpa case's archive stream.

We just had a judge who completely forgot that we were doing a civil case for changing a law so the witness testimonied about a murder and his love for his horse. Turned out the horse was Mia.
Now we have a talking parrot being raped by a brony who was singing the entire theme song while raping. I wish I was making this up.
And yet here I am fucking on the bench. Kill me.

I gotta admit, from previous threads I always thought AAO was simply pre-built cases with pre-built scripts and a separate chat for the lulzy parts so I never gave it much attention. It was the HOPE LMAO image and the rest of the stuff in this thread that made me actually check the whole thing out.
It is a pretty unique platform. I can already imagine your case getting even crazier.

Our judge is fucking incompetent and all we have is meme testimonies. We are royally fucked if this doesn't end in a mistrial.

Talk about a serious case. Lounge memes taken too far.

Sucks. Memes can add flavor if done correctly, but if things go full 9gag then it's probably going to end badly already.

Bird here, please help me.

Right now I'm on my linux system and Wine isn't being very cooperative, sorry…

SHOW THEM YOUR CLOACA

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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This is about what I expected.

Good case.

this autism is actually really fun

This Allbright tho

This case is starting to get on track, wow.

I hope whoever replaced me did a better job than whatever kind of shit shitty testimony I was about to half-ass.

It was Bobby Fullbright. He was in character as a tard, but then pulled it together. On first witness now.

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Bullshit your way through, my man. You can shape the case however you want with your testimony.

Good. I feel like a dumb ass for messing that up for the case. I need to take a break, I've been hard out casing for a while now.
Hopefully next time I can detective without technical difficulties.

This case is starting to feel like an actual AA game.

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OH GOD HELP ME

Jinxie is pretty cute!
for used goods.

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Athena did nothing wrong

What happened in the end? Got an archive stream?
I managed to get the application to not crash now… Looks like I'll be finally checking this out live soon.

To me the "speech" sounds cut off right as they start. Common problem, or is it just me?

We're currently buildan a case in a Nintendo factory if anyone wants to help


doesn't happen to me, reinstall maybe? or it could be some bullshit programming issue. maybe it's in the FAQ

I'm going to assume it's a sound driver issue. Works fine on the integrated sound, but not on sound card.

have fun user

sauce?

Might be a mix-up of output devices. Try disabling your integrated sound via the sound dialog in control panel, restart the application and see if that fixes it.

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Here is the case doc. Keep scrolling and you will see the testimonies and whatnot. Don't type on it.

docs.google.com/document/d/1RW1KqyoDqdGxKM_gxf_HXWy7YGzLPmv7eCKtVvNLzKs/mobilebasic#heading=h.wz9w2zbsmthx

Just for when he objects with that hand

BLACKquill is a nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

I thought this was a /vg/ thing from halfchan? Do we share the serb with them or have our own?

From what I can tell half/vg/ were getting lower player counts so they shilled it on half/v/. We have no idea if they intended it for us as well but here we are. And yes, we do share the serb with cuck/vg/. They don't seem that bad.

Don't bother, there's no fucking

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Dammit I was the early Dhurke there. How did it go from so slow to so fucked so fast?

Apollo couldn't figure out the easiest contradiction ever. Which was brought up before recess. And couldn't even after that. It was the fucking door.
t. payne

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S-STOP LAUGHING AT ME

SERIOUSLY!? I was mentioning the door before I left. Several times!

Any progress on the spicy meatball theft case?

YOU HAD IT IN YOUR HANDS, THE HOPE OF THE DEFENDANT
AND YOU LOST IT.
Really though you were good when you weren't panicking. Just get more experience and roll with the punches, that'll give you more time to think.

I remember seeing on occ chat that this was shilled on halfchan v, fullchan v and also 12-chan for some reason but i dont have screens though

Thanks. Don't worry, through all the extensions I got Googledocs is so gimped that I can't edit them anyway.

Why? I can guess some half/v/ cross posting faggot could have copied it over from here because that seems to be fucking common lately but we're the only other English imageboard that even has a decent userbase.

I just pull up my senmi-gimped browser client for the court record.

I would still like to take a look at it.


How the fuck did he not see this?

Yeah, it's handy. For some reason this latest googledoc opens in a sorta 'lite' environment with no toolbar. Much better for a quick read - guess it's some flag in the URL.

Also, what a case it turned out to be. So is Adachi a regular occurrence in trials…? I know he has a spriteset, so…

AAO is pretty non cringe. It's a good medium we uphold a truce one.

Yes. Adachi did it. It doesn't matter he's the killer in every case.

The amount of agency and patience it takes keeps the riff raff out

It does have quite the complexity. Speaking of which, what is the role of the Stenographers? I didn't find info about them on the newcomer's document.

They record the case in the case document.

They're the ones that typically handle the doc when the trial is in session. Usually recording everything in the trial. An optional role they have is adding a bit of humor into it for anyone browsing it.

Basically the typewriter.
(He writes the stuff in the google doc.)

>>11563182
Oh, of course. I had the idea of steganographer on my head for some reason - brain fart be damned. I was wondering what kind of hidden info would a case require and I just had the lightbulb on my head light up - remembering what a stenotype actually is.
So they're basically the ones that make the court record. I've seen a fair share of humoristic comments in the documents indeed.

What a trial.

Eat shit haters.

Jesus fuck.

That shit was insane
t. Sasha

Fuck all you niggas, I won t. Apollo

I was trying to be super suspicious during my testimony and everybody just took it as fact, like god damn.

Any link to the doc? sounds like a good read.

The way Japanifornia works is that witness testimony is always considered truth unless it contradicts the evidens. Being super suspishius doesn't work out most of the time.

docs.google.com/document/d/1HmUfXocw65CugHrNY-4hIRbUnxiZiZqAQ-42ZR-6kr4/

Can I get anybody in the Attorney Vidya Online Server?

what do you mean?

This game is okay, I think I'll stick around for a while.

A goddamn ride it was
T. Oldbag

What other serb would we be on?

I'll definitely be staying around even after the thread dies. It's been one hell of a fun ride so far.

Just to talk.

Dunno.

w-what do you mean

U know wut I mean ;)

Can't wait to play this shit with you guys tomorrow.

I'll make some time tomorrow to try casing for the first time as well. Gonna try as Jinxie because I think she is a qt3.14

If you want to suffer for everyone else, go for it. Just know that we'll always appreciate you

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A-fucking-mazing-a.

Ya'll HAVE to read this transcript of events.

docs.google.com/document/d/1P_FRcFyECzAfq7cWcuMH3h5InJDujMZVgj5AOafMjZw/edit#

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Great meme case you autistic fucks.

Thanks, it was amazing. I hadven't had such fun in a while.
t. Blaise

about Trucy-a's question, considering Mia's big tits apply when she's channelled than her genitals should as well… So no, it wouldn't feel like it.

Don't fall asleep!

Sorry

The price of not being a NEET in todays world.

Let's play today, server is very active!

I'll try! as soon as i can download to my laptop as well.

I fucking hate download speeds and my broken usb sticks

Could it be that the program uses some bullshit windows fonts that prevent me from seeing a list of servers? or is there a different problem?

use AO 1.8 not AO 2.0

I am! 1.8 is the latest version from the full download link from the OP.

Also I should point out i'm running it through linux on wine, so font fuckery was the first thing to pop in my mind.

docs.google.com/document/d/1ihsVxLVarPMPgGcU4W81CQyv3gPkLvS63GK7k0N78Qw/edit

Check "FAQ"

ah, fuck it, i'll try it tomorrow on windows, w/e.
thank you anons.

How to fix most crashes

quick bump as i almost got this downloaded

NEW THREAD WHEN
WHEN
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someone save the itallian case stream.

I'll make a new thread, just looking for images of gameplay to entice more people

D: Of cours-a, only-a one option-a! My client-a had-a no blood on-a his clothes! Nothing-a peculiar says-a detectiva!
W: OH NO-A!
D: So, how do you make-a that when the crime-a is very bloody? Simple-a!
[Lead prosecutor makes orgasm sounds.]
D: You innocent-a! Real-a killa leave-a blood trail! And I-a think I-a know-a why so many in court today-a. So many-a lying Italianos!
P: What.
D: I know-a why-a so many-a witness in court today-a lie.
P: And why is that?
D: It's-a conspiracy-a! It's-a simple-a! All centered-a around-a one thing!
W: And what is-a that?!
D: THE SPIIIIIICEEEE-A MEATBALL!
W: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
D: IT'S-A SIMPLE! DETECTIVA SAY NO RECIPE-A FOUND-A? SOMEONE STOLE-A THE SPICEEEE MEATBALL-A FORMUOLI! AND-A LEAVE-A CRIME SCENE-A WITH IT-A!
[Lead prosecutor continues to make orgasm sounds.]

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NEW THREAD IS NOW

RIP OLD THREAD

no. the whole thing bird-a brain-a