Holla Forums server is up, come be an ace attorney that solves crimes with other anons, or maybe the prosecutor that clashes with the attorneys, perhaps the witness that is actually the real killer or maybe the judge that oversees it all.
What is the story behind that "dude hope lmao" picture?
Angel Collins
Looks like a ridiculous meme game. I'll join in for shits and giggles.
Danganshit.
Mason Lewis
Basically the witness was Nagito Komaeda from Danganronpa. His contradiction was that he couldn't leave the scene or something, so he used the victim as paper weight to rappel out of the crime-scene, as shown in the screencap.
Daniel Howard
This is not a meme game, okay?
William Wright
Be honest user.
Is it just pure courtroom stuff or is there investigative parts too?
Asher Rodriguez
Well, it depends completly on what you are building. You can investigate like in AAI, and use >logic with witnesses.
Luis Perez
We have different formats. AAI that is only investigation stuff. Normal that is only courtroom stuff. And hell format that is like the games, investigation and courtroom but they take forever to end. We also have jury and civil formats both courtroom only.
Luke Mitchell
Investigations are the second most used format too.
Thing is, if you played Ace Attorney you'll know that courtroom action is much closer to "investigation" than actual law.
Justin Campbell
Good timing, I was just playing AAI.
William Ramirez
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Easton Watson
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Aiden Moore
Legendary meme
Jose Wright
Downloading now.
Lincoln Jenkins
Area 2 starting, this will be gud For those who want a stream: twitch tv/lawfuldickish
Leo Cook
If Mia channeled dead pearl, would her brest size reduce?
Xavier Cox
Duh. She'd also get smaller in other ways.
Liam Wright
Looks interesting, givin' it a download.
Ryder Anderson
We will be waiting.
Henry Walker
How big is this game even?
Isaiah Hill
Well…around 4GB
here is a stream, while it downloads.
Blake Wilson
Games like this are no fun being watched. sorry bro, I just hope I'll download it before anons pack up and leave
Luke Reed
Don't worry, we are always there.
Daniel Howard
We've been there it's been over one year user, don't worry.
Colton Martinez
Jdownloader2 supports interrupted downloads.
Bentley Wilson
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Daniel Hughes
user, hurry!
Lucas Morales
Stuck on 210/228 Chars?
Aiden Ross
After roughly an hour i got merely half a gig. Hope you will be on tomorrow.
Adam Wilson
Check the downloads, maybe you skipped some! Or you forgot a hotfix..
I'll be there.
Jose Stewart
Make sure to use version 1.8 and not 1.7.5
Colton Howard
Are the cases (like the evidence, testimonies) pre-made or are they on the fly?
Nolan Robinson
Well, they aren't so "on the fly". People write them before it starts, with planned contradictions.
Gabriel Evans
Version 1.8 looked glitchy, but after running it as admin everything is fine!
Landon Ramirez
People write it before getting to the stand.
Detective writes before case starts. Witness 1 writes after seeing detective's testimony. Witness 2 writes after seeing witness's 1 testimony.
Logan Gonzalez
Besides that my anti-virus dosen't even let me download JDownloader installer. Can someone either rehost the game to mega or some shit or host the JDownloader installer?
Anthony Jackson
Everything's looking glitchy and out of place, is there a fix?
Isaac Martinez
holy shit you faggots better still be playing this later when i can
Go here, check "FAQ", it has a bunch of solutions for usual problems
Else post a screenshot and I'll see how I can help
Liam Martin
user just google some download manager, anything works. No one will rehost 4GB.
John Garcia
Oh shit, this is everything that I have wanted.
Matthew Morris
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Asher Davis
Happy almost x-mas!
Evan Carter
the 1.8 version of AO is included in the fullgame download right? Do I have to download the 1.8.2 patch afterwards?
Christian Walker
Are you talking about the "client update"?
Henry Hill
You only need the full download, which includes 1.8 and all content released so far.
Leo Ortiz
thanks a bunch, almost done downloading it
Jordan Russell
For those nervous because of the 4GB, it's because we have:
Even L from Death Note.
Hunter Morales
What the fuck even is this?
Luis Wilson
Essentially, it's a chatroom in the style of Ace attorney. You make up cases and you play a certain role in the case, whether you take it seriously and solve cases or shitpost with extra flair and sound effects. It's one of theses roleplaying games.
Jordan Morgan
Try it yourself
It's like a drug, once you start you can never leave
Like chans really
Matthew Martinez
Oh gotcha. That adds a lot of context to the other posts in this thread. Now I get what's going on.
I thought I knew what was happening, but now I've been thrown through a loop
Robert Nguyen
This doesn't happens everyday.
Isaac Scott
What's the average length of a case, including filling out roles and potential delays?
Thomas Bailey
Well, around 4 hours casing…and 2-3 hours building the case.
Adam Cook
Setting up the roles can take from 15 minutes to 3 hours, it depends on how many people are online at the time. Even if there are 70, maybe all them are already casing.
The case itself can take anywhere between 3 hours and 6, it all depends on how people handle it really.
Not all roles are required to stay there during the entire case though. And while it sounds awful to play a game that will probably take 4 hours of your time, try it once, you'll see that time passes very quickly when playing this.
Nathaniel Lopez
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Matthew Young
Fuck, sorry to the folks in Room 4. I have to unexpectedly go.
Parker Ortiz
Just come back tomorrow~
Tyler Garcia
I managed to get it running, but it seems a bit small. Is there anyway to increase the size of the screen?
Juan Hughes
Alright, real quick. Real talk. I have no clue what this is but it looks like it would be fun. What the fuck is it?
Xavier Brooks
Read the thread, nigger.
Asher Phillips
I used my eyes and stop being a retard, and I'm now reading the newcomers guide. Apologies for severe mental disabilities.
Wyatt Brown
Is it possible to copy the IC, or am I going to have to literally type it all out if I'm going to be steno?
Anthony Ross
How do I make a character say a thing?
Xavier Lopez
On top of Stand.
Nicholas Collins
The gray bar between your emotes and the chat box
Boot AAU.exe while AO is open, go back to AO and use the hotkey ALT + L to open a copy-pastable chatlog
Jason Russell
Are we still playing or is it ded?
Blake Ramirez
We are always here, user! Come join!
Jackson Watson
It is very alive indeed.
Jeremiah Kelly
There's been a stable communtiy for a whole year, which is longer than any other FotM
Oliver Wright
So how often do people play this? I don't have the time now but this looks funny as fuck to join into.
Chase Morris
Every day during 'murican hours. Euro hours are mostly dead but if enough euro Holla Forumsirgins want to play then feel free.
Joshua Russell
I'm downloading it now and am a canuck, but am usually most free during real dingo hours and euro hours. But who knows if it'll even work for me
Tyler Jackson
Why are there two wikis?
Ryan Brown
I wasn't expecting that. When do we try to do a proper case?
Leo Price
You have to go to other areas, basement is just shitposting.
Parker Gray
Hope you people enjoyed the murder story. Here's a roll to make you feel better.
Robert Murphy
late night bump so it doesn't fall off the board
Aaron Wood
This looks like complete nonsense and I'm fascinated. I think I'll give it a download and take a look tomorrow when people are alive.
Juan Cooper
rip
Alexander Russell
Motherfucker it's 8 AM and almost Christmas.
Christian Nguyen
The Holla Forums server was funded exactly one year ago, it was the 23th of December or something around that, and in a few days it got 100+ players online at the same time. Christmas was never a challegne.
Ryan Cox
Building in area 2, stop being gay and join.
Chase Richardson
do you guys have advance wars characters? if not, how can I add them?
Easton Butler
has to get in by a vote, and also has to abide by the loosely kept standards.
alternatively, use the crossover court.
Adam Turner
Anyone got the torrent for the latest version?
Hudson Bell
Nigger, the latest version is in the OP.
Dominic Barnes
Yeah, as a direct download. My Internet is shit enough that it cuts out.
I asked for a torrent version for a fucking reason, I'm not retarded.
Nicholas Allen
If there was something we could do since steam is offline…
Blake Reed
This seems like my kinda autism. Will be on much later. Hope you fags are still playing
Nicholas Parker
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Isaac Perry
You begin in area 0, which is the basement and meme zone. Areas 1-4 are for normal cases. If you just want to spectate, pick a character and don't type anything.
Tyler Phillips
In any case, Courtroom 2 has some case building going on; join us if you wanna spectate or something. Also, read the doc.
Elijah Ross
I want to install this good shit again.
Alexander Cruz
it's half Holla Forums hosting this tho
Charles Diaz
Where's that?
Kayden Thomas
Type /doc in the greychat once you get in the area, it'll give you a link to the doc.
I got my eye on you guys! We have a quiet little community here.
Chase Thomas
Sounds like fun
Angel Peterson
You have to be pretty shit to get banned here tbh.
Dominic Ramirez
T-That's kinda scary.
Ethan Harris
Downloaded the giant-ass client. I'm wondering, how do you fellows recommend getting into this? I don't mean the newbie guy, I'm getting that down, I mean actually getting involved in this. I don't want to throw myself into the deep-end immediately, no one likes that in a multiplayer game.
Evan Roberts
Go into a empty area and talk on global about doing a case I guess.
David Long
Read the beginner's guide Join as co prosecutor or support defense or something.
Luis Ross
That's what I figured. Harmless sidekick role never hurt anything.
Noah Foster
Case just ended, tiny bumpu
Alexander Roberts
So what's the Turkey Testimony?
Adrian Foster
I'm downloading the game right now. if I were to try to add the advance wars characters, should I go for AW2 or AW:DS? DS has more characters but they are way less expressive.
Carter Bailey
What OST is it using?
Jaxon Russell
I think 2 would match AA's art style more. Plus you need expressions above all.
Also, I kind of wish we could get some Trauma Center characters up in here. Surely a few doctors would be useful.
Kevin Baker
All of it
Cameron Perry
Every OST, user.
Hudson Nelson
Do you really have to ask?
Lucas Young
oh boy hope this isn't a virus
Henry Smith
:DD
Evan Fisher
Can confirm it works on my machine. th-thanks
Gavin Davis
You are welcome, and remember: You can't leave.
Jace Wilson
I've always been eyeing out these threads and hoping to get a chance to try out some of this. Just got the full package downloading - I'm about to sleep but there's tomorrow to look forward to.
In the meantime I'll just keep lurking.
Jason Price
Is there some sort of archived log or stream of that trial?
I just opened a random one: DARK AGE OFTHE LAW. Pretty good archiving… I'll have a tour through some random cases to see how things went and get an idea of how it all works. Thanks, Cammyanon.
Gavin Ward
I will have to write a case to host soon. I really want to join in on this.
Christopher Parker
There is no need to write a case! You, with other anons, buld the case together, and then case!
Caleb Phillips
That being said, having a frame to work off of isn't a bad thing.
Samuel Barnes
>Basement chat consists of memes, shitposting, memories of child abuse, rape, and horrible people. Ah jeez.
Jordan Taylor
Did the server go down, or is my computer just fucked? It's reading as offline for me.
Adrian Ross
Just go to another area, user…
Julian Ortiz
same
Anthony Morales
Yep, seems like the server went down, just in time for Christmas.
Ethan Hernandez
Server went down, apologizies. We'll look at it..
Owen Stewart
It's offline. I was enjoying the wrestling case.
Nolan Turner
It was a case of crotch rot gone south I tell you.
Jacob Morris
Agreed. It was pretty good for my first case.
Jace Lopez
I hope user fucks his sister. At this rate it sounds like his abstinence will cause her to fuck him at this point
Easton Cook
On an unrelated note, for some reason no servers load up for me upon launch. I can only connect to the dedicated AOV server because it appears in the favorites by default. Is this normal?
Hunter Rodriguez
Oh, nevermind. It works fine on 1.7.5 but not 1.8
Is there a specific one I should be using?
Carson Campbell
Are the cases RP heavy or can we not take it that seriously?
Jason Powell
Serbian's back
Hudson Parker
SERVER IS UP
Liam Sanders
They are RP heavy but memeing is moderately allowed. Usually the judge will shut you down IC or if you're being too much of a faggot a mod will get called in.
Jason Anderson
You won't even get on the server anymore without 1.8.
Use 1.8
Isaac Brown
Can I play this on Linux
James Bennett
You can probably get it to work in Wine, unless it's more complex than I thought.
Chase Rodriguez
The page brought up a "torrents page" but didn't link it… Where's the torrent!? Get me dat magnet
Colton Butler
Is the server supposed to be empty? I just wanna spectate.
Hudson Torres
It's late and on holidays. It was much more active earlier. I've learned that these cases can take several hours. It's not something to get into if you don't have a free evening.
Aaron Reyes
10 mb/s user here, finally downloaded the game yesterday and gonna give it a go now. I'm gonna be a retard and not read the begginers guide >not tryting to figure things out as you go
I-I hope user 45500d is still here/there
Benjamin Phillips
i tried to figure shit out on the run yesterday too. find an area setting up and they usually are parient enough to help and let you dick about.
god i hope i have enough time today to actually get involved in a case
Chase Sanchez
I guess I should try it tomorrow then.
Samuel Moore
Ah well.
Angel Phillips
Sorry, I can't do anything about it.
Matthew Clark
Don't worry bout it, user
Samuel Jones
>Also have needy wife who isn't feeling well
I will not have more than an hour a day to spare till new years at this rate.
Luke Sanders
Sorry to hear that user, at least you got double dubs.
Lucas Russell
Looks like the JUSTice league will get a new member soon
Aiden Brooks
Hey newbies, come to area 2, got a case building started
Josiah Taylor
WE GOT A FEW FUCKERS HERE AND A PILE OF EVIDENCE, WE JUST NEED SOME DUDES
Josiah Turner
Area 2 case ready, just need people to start!
Jackson Roberts
I don't think I'll make it in time.
Benjamin Campbell
Chars 210/228 Am I doing something wrong?
Adrian Collins
Use AO 1.8, not 2.0, maybe?
Nolan Hill
I'll get there eventually
Jackson Allen
We need lead prosecutor and one more witness for area 2. Ready to start.
Charles Price
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Jack Parker
I haven't been on this site in 5ever, do you fucks still hate 4chan?
Easton Bailey
4chan has some decent boards but its still mostly cucked
Leo Phillips
download is stuck at 2,9 gigs.
at this point I'd say we ignore it. unless someone needs an easy scapegoat and reddit has already been used. why ask in this thread?
Isaiah Russell
It's shit and I hate it.
Henry Martin
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Nolan Reed
Mias are a national treasure.
David Carter
He won that case.
Samuel Walker
nothing is happening Okay. I really need a newfag guide.
Oh god I just joined I have no idea what I'm doing
Juan Green
I never touched the series, I should play then before joining in?
Jonathan Hill
Well, you would be spoiled..
Gavin Smith
yeah, I'd tell you to start with the first one on the DS to get feel for the gameplay but you'll obviously get a lot of spoilers because you can see every character and their whole spriteset.
Mason Butler
Sorry I'm late but here you go, user. A lot of recorded trial are on that youtube account
Luke Robinson
Awesome - thanks, user!
Jordan Reyes
Why does my UI look like this? I know it isn't supposed to look like this.
Austin Gray
Are the generals back on cuckchan that fucked up nowadays?
Liam Price
The general moving to Holla Forums actively made it worse.
Brandon Collins
You got new people joining in and some of them are going to be autists, not that surprising all in all.
Ethan James
I have no idea about anything at cuckchan. I just installed everything and merged all the files and now it looks like this.
Charles Brooks
Didn't realize I replied to ya' by mistake. Modify its resolution to something smaller, the program doesn't scale at all.
Nathaniel Lee
This happens because windows font size is set to something bigger than 100%.
The FAQ would have told you that.
Daniel Barnes
I have a shitbox so even native it'd barely run let alone WINE
Parker Richardson
you do not know the pain of 1 mb/s
Parker Bennett
You don't KNOW pain
Noah Jackson
FINALLY ATMOS IS BACK
Aiden Jackson
RIP Apollo
Kayden Gomez
You don't know the pain of 100-300 kb/s. Northeast Arkansas is nice and all, but fuck not having any options for internet in the middle of fucking nowhere but Century Link. I'm actually paying for 600kb/s, but it has to be throttled to 300kb/s because I live so fucking far away from anything.
John Flores
Jewgle is throttling me HARD, can someone please upload a mega link?
Aiden Fisher
use jdownloader if you aren't already mega is also super jew and will likely cut you off mid-download
Caleb Moore
anyone on in this thing?
Henry Johnson
There are 40+ people connected right now.
Jaxson Scott
Concerning download links, why don't you guys just use one of the gorillion mixtape.moe off shoots?
Kevin Diaz
cant say I didnt expect something like this expected this.
Liam Ramirez
How do I time my input to say a thing? Do I just gotta spam enter?
Benjamin Barnes
I only have 600kbs
Cooper Taylor
Lost it at beyblade
Sebastian Morgan
You can hold enter
Probably area 0, you need to go to other areas to see the more serious cases
Aiden Mitchell
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Daniel Ward
Pearl is great. She can switch between loli/ara, and that is cool. I like cool things.
The dog fucker better walk free, there's literally nothing wrong with fucking animals
Hudson Rivera
Man, I'm jealous. Sometimes I wish I were a NEET just to have time for all this shit, but nooo I gotta have a happy life filled with family and work and purpose.
Samuel Young
I oughta join in.
Daniel Jones
Alright you fuckers, downloading this shit right now
Gabriel Martin
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Jaxson Sanders
mfw when I have to
Liam Lee
has the zoo case started yet? I'd like to play a role.
Samuel Mitchell
It has and it's gone completely off the rails. Fuck my shit up fam.
Brayden Wright
Hopefully someone's saving a stream of it. I've been quite entertained with the Danganronpa case's archive stream.
Adrian Hernandez
We just had a judge who completely forgot that we were doing a civil case for changing a law so the witness testimonied about a murder and his love for his horse. Turned out the horse was Mia. Now we have a talking parrot being raped by a brony who was singing the entire theme song while raping. I wish I was making this up. And yet here I am fucking on the bench. Kill me.
Luis Baker
I gotta admit, from previous threads I always thought AAO was simply pre-built cases with pre-built scripts and a separate chat for the lulzy parts so I never gave it much attention. It was the HOPE LMAO image and the rest of the stuff in this thread that made me actually check the whole thing out. It is a pretty unique platform. I can already imagine your case getting even crazier.
Ryder Williams
Our judge is fucking incompetent and all we have is meme testimonies. We are royally fucked if this doesn't end in a mistrial.
Ethan Sanchez
Talk about a serious case. Lounge memes taken too far.
Christopher Baker
Sucks. Memes can add flavor if done correctly, but if things go full 9gag then it's probably going to end badly already.
Cooper Collins
Bird here, please help me.
Gavin Moore
Right now I'm on my linux system and Wine isn't being very cooperative, sorry…
John Barnes
SHOW THEM YOUR CLOACA
Nathaniel Rivera
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Angel Brown
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Chase Myers
This is about what I expected.
Elijah Russell
Good case.
Logan Powell
this autism is actually really fun
Nathaniel Murphy
This Allbright tho
Cameron Myers
This case is starting to get on track, wow.
Caleb Hernandez
I hope whoever replaced me did a better job than whatever kind of shit shitty testimony I was about to half-ass.
Jose Hughes
It was Bobby Fullbright. He was in character as a tard, but then pulled it together. On first witness now.
Gavin Thomas
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Jace Young
Bullshit your way through, my man. You can shape the case however you want with your testimony.
Adrian Baker
Good. I feel like a dumb ass for messing that up for the case. I need to take a break, I've been hard out casing for a while now. Hopefully next time I can detective without technical difficulties.
Cooper Harris
This case is starting to feel like an actual AA game.
Angel Long
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Bentley Allen
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Jonathan Hill
OH GOD HELP ME
Isaiah Scott
Jinxie is pretty cute! for used goods.
Jackson Evans
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Thomas Scott
Athena did nothing wrong
Henry Sullivan
What happened in the end? Got an archive stream? I managed to get the application to not crash now… Looks like I'll be finally checking this out live soon.
Angel Moore
To me the "speech" sounds cut off right as they start. Common problem, or is it just me?
Jordan Parker
We're currently buildan a case in a Nintendo factory if anyone wants to help
doesn't happen to me, reinstall maybe? or it could be some bullshit programming issue. maybe it's in the FAQ
Adam Brooks
I'm going to assume it's a sound driver issue. Works fine on the integrated sound, but not on sound card.
Joseph Peterson
have fun user
sauce?
Nolan Hughes
Might be a mix-up of output devices. Try disabling your integrated sound via the sound dialog in control panel, restart the application and see if that fixes it.
Parker Butler
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Kayden Barnes
Here is the case doc. Keep scrolling and you will see the testimonies and whatnot. Don't type on it.
I thought this was a /vg/ thing from halfchan? Do we share the serb with them or have our own?
Ayden Sullivan
From what I can tell half/vg/ were getting lower player counts so they shilled it on half/v/. We have no idea if they intended it for us as well but here we are. And yes, we do share the serb with cuck/vg/. They don't seem that bad.
Austin Wright
Don't bother, there's no fucking
John Garcia
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Carter Mitchell
Dammit I was the early Dhurke there. How did it go from so slow to so fucked so fast?
Robert Kelly
Apollo couldn't figure out the easiest contradiction ever. Which was brought up before recess. And couldn't even after that. It was the fucking door. t. payne
Ryan Martin
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Jordan Baker
S-STOP LAUGHING AT ME
Nicholas Barnes
SERIOUSLY!? I was mentioning the door before I left. Several times!
Thomas James
Any progress on the spicy meatball theft case?
Parker Taylor
YOU HAD IT IN YOUR HANDS, THE HOPE OF THE DEFENDANT AND YOU LOST IT. Really though you were good when you weren't panicking. Just get more experience and roll with the punches, that'll give you more time to think.
Michael Perez
I remember seeing on occ chat that this was shilled on halfchan v, fullchan v and also 12-chan for some reason but i dont have screens though
Lincoln Thompson
Thanks. Don't worry, through all the extensions I got Googledocs is so gimped that I can't edit them anyway.
Andrew Hughes
Why? I can guess some half/v/ cross posting faggot could have copied it over from here because that seems to be fucking common lately but we're the only other English imageboard that even has a decent userbase.
I just pull up my senmi-gimped browser client for the court record.
Dylan Murphy
I would still like to take a look at it.
How the fuck did he not see this?
Charles Butler
Yeah, it's handy. For some reason this latest googledoc opens in a sorta 'lite' environment with no toolbar. Much better for a quick read - guess it's some flag in the URL.
Also, what a case it turned out to be. So is Adachi a regular occurrence in trials…? I know he has a spriteset, so…
Anthony Stewart
AAO is pretty non cringe. It's a good medium we uphold a truce one.
Brandon Brown
Yes. Adachi did it. It doesn't matter he's the killer in every case.
Camden Rodriguez
The amount of agency and patience it takes keeps the riff raff out
Colton Johnson
It does have quite the complexity. Speaking of which, what is the role of the Stenographers? I didn't find info about them on the newcomer's document.
Jordan Reyes
They record the case in the case document.
Jose Cox
They're the ones that typically handle the doc when the trial is in session. Usually recording everything in the trial. An optional role they have is adding a bit of humor into it for anyone browsing it.
Ethan Smith
Basically the typewriter. (He writes the stuff in the google doc.)
Landon Barnes
>>11563182 Oh, of course. I had the idea of steganographer on my head for some reason - brain fart be damned. I was wondering what kind of hidden info would a case require and I just had the lightbulb on my head light up - remembering what a stenotype actually is. So they're basically the ones that make the court record. I've seen a fair share of humoristic comments in the documents indeed.
Jonathan Johnson
What a trial.
Jack Barnes
Eat shit haters.
Brody Mitchell
Jesus fuck.
Easton Robinson
That shit was insane t. Sasha
Owen Brown
Fuck all you niggas, I won t. Apollo
Matthew Evans
I was trying to be super suspicious during my testimony and everybody just took it as fact, like god damn.
Logan Peterson
Any link to the doc? sounds like a good read.
Daniel Edwards
The way Japanifornia works is that witness testimony is always considered truth unless it contradicts the evidens. Being super suspishius doesn't work out most of the time.
ah, fuck it, i'll try it tomorrow on windows, w/e. thank you anons.
Brandon Morales
How to fix most crashes
Logan Perez
quick bump as i almost got this downloaded
Aaron Brooks
NEW THREAD WHEN WHEN H E N
Tyler Cooper
someone save the itallian case stream.
James Walker
I'll make a new thread, just looking for images of gameplay to entice more people
William Peterson
D: Of cours-a, only-a one option-a! My client-a had-a no blood on-a his clothes! Nothing-a peculiar says-a detectiva! W: OH NO-A! D: So, how do you make-a that when the crime-a is very bloody? Simple-a! [Lead prosecutor makes orgasm sounds.] D: You innocent-a! Real-a killa leave-a blood trail! And I-a think I-a know-a why so many in court today-a. So many-a lying Italianos! P: What. D: I know-a why-a so many-a witness in court today-a lie. P: And why is that? D: It's-a conspiracy-a! It's-a simple-a! All centered-a around-a one thing! W: And what is-a that?! D: THE SPIIIIIICEEEE-A MEATBALL! W: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- D: IT'S-A SIMPLE! DETECTIVA SAY NO RECIPE-A FOUND-A? SOMEONE STOLE-A THE SPICEEEE MEATBALL-A FORMUOLI! AND-A LEAVE-A CRIME SCENE-A WITH IT-A! [Lead prosecutor continues to make orgasm sounds.]